AISubs v3.5
As the second punishment game of Nadal,
two men and a gun travel.
We want to go there.
This time, to improve their empathy,
they try a heartful journey.
Following instructions,
in order to find the poster in the picture,
they ask local people.
Hey, hey, hey, lady, lady, beautiful lady!
Come, come, come, come!
Can you give it to me there?
Ah, yes.
That was a big slap in the face!
They interrupt their conversation and go to Este Salon.
Are you OK?
I'm fine, but I can hear you.
Nadal, what's wrong with you?
I can only hear sounds.
I can't...
I made a mistake.
A mistake?
Even after they lost their way,
thanks to the locals,
they manage to get to their destination.
I see.
Are you a resident of this area?
Yes, I am.
My name is Mikiyo Murakami.
Are you Mr. Murakami?
Yes, I am.
The owner of this house met Mr. Murakami and decided to help with the field work.
Is this garlic?
Yes, it is.
What is it?
Please do it.
Are you watching me?
No, I'm not.
What is it?
Next, in order to make dinner with the vegetables they harvested, they went to Mr. Murakami's house.
Hello, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
My lower body hurts!
No, it doesn't hurt.
I can't do it anymore.
Nice to meet you.
Is that possible?
No, please don't.
What are you doing?
I can't do it anymore.
They cooked together and treated Mr. Murakami.
Isn't it too much?
I should have added more soy sauce.
Are you okay?
Mr. Itsuko, you ate it.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Murakami cooked his own pizza.
Is your mother in Iwate?
She is in Iwate.
She is 93 years old.
I see.
She is 93 years old.
When Mr. Murakami read a letter from his mother in Iwate, a strange thing happened.
Everyone is fine.
My parents are also 93 years old.
Are you sure?
They are fine.
I don't think I can write such a great letter.
I'm sorry for being 93 years old.
What's wrong?
Thank you.
What's wrong?
Thank you.
Where did you get it?
It's good.
And tonight is a concise version of "two people".
Oh, I can't say it yet.
Director, tonight!
Hahaha!
Can the two of them have a heartfull ending?
It's eight o'clock in the afternoon.
The next order is to stay at the Nogu hut we saw earlier.
This time, we will walk down the road we passed by in the afternoon.
It's dark.
I'm scared.
You saw it last time.
I'm scared.
Why is it here?
I don't know.
Look at his face.
What is it?
It's a tree.
I don't know.
It's a tree.
Please.
I can't hold it.
You can do it.
Let's do it.
I can hold it.
Be careful.
What is it?
I don't know.
Please.
I don't know what it is.
You will know it.
Calm down and you will know it.
It's a tree.
It's deep in the forest.
It's a tree.
What is it?
It's a tree.
Please, I'm begging you.
It's only the beginning.
It's a tree trunk.
It's a tree trunk, isn't it?
It's a tree trunk.
I'm scared.
Aren't you?
I don't like it.
It's here.
What is it?
I don't know.
It's a tree.
I don't know.
It's okay.
It's too early.
Let's go.
I'm scared of both.
Look at it.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary for me, too.
It's here!
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
What?!
It's a tree.
A tree?!
That's enough, Heipo-san!
That's enough, really!
Seriously, stop it, Kirei Bibindo!
I'm begging you!
It's seriously scary!
No matter how many there are, it's scary!
Don't say it like a famous saying!
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's seriously heavy.
There's like a GoPro on my face.
What's a GoPro?
I don't know what a GoPro is.
You don't know what a GoPro is?
I don't know what a GoPro is.
Why?
It's something you put on your face, right?
I know what it is!
I don't know!
Don't say you don't know!
I don't know.
I don't want to go.
Are you okay?
Wait a minute, in a place like this...
I can't see anything!
Heipo-san, let's go in here.
I'm scared!
Heipo-san, let's go in.
I don't like insects anymore.
Heipo-san, let's go in.
Excuse me!
Seriously, give me a break!
Give me a break!
What is this?
Shackley?
It's Shackley.
What is it?
It's Shackley!
Shackley?
What are you doing?
Please stop it for today!
That...
Please stop it.
I'm scared!
Heipo-san...
I'm scared...
Do you have lighters? Do you have it there?
I don't know.
I'm scared of lighters. Let's go together.
Do you want to go with me?
I'm really scared.
I'm going to pee.
Let's go together.
I don't know why, but I feel sorry for you.
I don't like it.
I may not be able to stand it anymore. I'm scared.
For now, let's get out of here.
It's dark.
My stomach hurts.
My heart is pounding.
It's hard to stand it.
Do you feel nauseous?
I'm getting nauseous.
I feel nauseous.
I'm sorry.
My stomach is pounding.
What is this?
I'm scared of it.
You're scared of it.
No, you're not.
I can't get out of it.
I can't get out of it unless I fart.
Why?
I don't know.
My stomach is pounding again.
I can't help it. My stomach is pounding.
Heartfult's development is far from perfect.
He aims to recover with the next order.
What is it?
We owe you a lot this time.
Yes.
It's not a one-time favor.
We'd like to thank you two.
Mr. Nadara is also here.
Let's think of a story together.
A story!
Mr. Nadara, please.
No, I'm serious.
I didn't think of it at all and now I'm scolded.
Mr. Nadara, you should think of a story.
No, I'm not thinking of a story.
You're a manipulation doll.
Are you thinking of a partner?
I'm Nishino's manipulation doll.
Think of a story.
What story should I think of?
Thank you for today.
Let's think of a story.
I'll think of one, but...
A story!
What do you want to do?
I wonder...
What you want to do.
A married couple's life.
No?
A married couple's life. Is it a skit?
A skit? I don't know.
A married couple's life. It happens.
No?
It happens?
No, you're married, so...
I'm single, but...
Just now, you two were taking your pets for a walk.
I see.
You said you didn't want to talk to each other.
It happens.
I see.
You were laughing at the beanstalk, weren't you?
The one that's sticking out like crazy.
Yes, I was.
Actually, when he's helping out in the fields, something like this happens.
The beanstalk is big.
When you're young, it faces up like this.
It faces up like that.
It's better when you're young.
What are you talking about?
It's standing up.
Isn't that interesting?
The beanstalk.
Although it's a skit, it seems like he's making memories with Murakami-san into a skit.
I say "it happens," and Heibo-san says "it happens, Murakami, it happens."
It happens, Murakami, it happens. Huh?
That's right.
When I see the beanstalk that's sticking out like crazy, I remember my old self.
Will Murakami-san laugh at me?
One hour later, they arrive.
Good evening.
Excuse me. Can we sit here?
Thank you for coming.
Excuse me.
Please sit down.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming today.
I'd like to give you a favor.
I've come up with a story.
I hope you'll watch it.
I found Murakami-san and Murakami-san's common things.
I'd like to announce it.
Here we go.
Murakami and Murakami's common things.
Here we go.
I made a pizza rack, but I hardly use it.
Murakami's common things.
I built a nice house, but there are too many rooms for two people to live in.
Murakami's common things.
When we're together for a long time, we don't have much to talk about and there's a lot of silence.
Having a dog is very helpful.
Murakami's common things.
I found Mikio-san's common things.
When I harvest soybeans, I look at the soybeans and remember my healthy high school days.
That's true!
That's very funny!
He explained the bitterness of the daikon and onion we made not with words, but by eating them.
It's common! It's always common!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry for being in a hurry.
We made it on the spot like this.
Thank you very much!
Most of it is correct.
Most of it is correct?
There's only one thing that's not correct.
What is it?
It's about saramame.
Riku was laughing a lot!
He was laughing the most!
Thank you very much!
Let me come and play with you again!
The plan was a big success!
Yes, this is a good place!
However, the order continues.
Excuse me!
Please don't come here!
It's already over!
Every time there's an alarm, check and execute the order in the envelope.
Why are you so angry?
It's normal!
It's normal. It's like it's about to start.
I want you to give me a break!
It's already over!
It's not over at all!
This is the hardest part.
It's hard.
It's like it's already over.
That's right.
I want you to say it's there from the beginning.
If you say it's not over, we'll be prepared.
But we're not prepared.
This is going to take a while.
It's going to take a while.
I'm going to execute the order.
Can you just ring the alarm?
I don't need an alarm!
I'm scared!
I know!
I don't like it!
If you say it louder, we'll hear you!
We'll hear you!
It's broken.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
The next order is...
To sweat all day long in a drum can bath.
If I take this off again, I'll sweat a lot.
To sweat all day in a drum can bath.
This is annoying!
- I've never been in one of those. - A drum bath?
- Are you kidding me? - Are you in one of those?
- I'm in one of those. - Give me one of those.
- I want to pee. - Let's pee together.
- Let's do it naked. - Yeah.
- It's cold! - It's cold on the ground, Heibo-san!
- Heibo-san! Are you okay? - My body is stiff!
- No, it's not stiff! - What are you talking about?
- Heibo-san is looking away! - But I want to pee, so I'll take it off!
- No, it's not like that! - But if I pee, I'll become a kid!
- What is this?! - I want to pee!
- Heibo-san, are you okay? - No!
- No! Heibo-san! No! - Heibo-san!
- Why did you do that?!
- I want to pee! - Heibo-san, are you okay?
- I want to pee! But I'm scared!
- There's a lot of residue! - There's a lot of residue!
- It's like "Attack on Titan"! - Seriously!
- I can't fight it anymore! It's cold! It's cold!
- Heibo-san, I think you should go first. - What are you doing?!
- I want to go first, even if it's a small one! - Even if it's a small one...
- It's dangerous! - It's really dangerous!
- Wait! - Hey! Hey! Hey!
- My ass! My ass! - It hurts! It hurts!
- Hey! - It hurts!
- Hey! - Hey!
- I'm scared! I can't do this alone! - Really?
- Wait! Wait! Hey! This is a goemon dance! - You can tell by its looks!
It feels good!
It's me!
- It's really cold, Hey! - It's me!
Mr. Heipo!
What are you doing?
It's hot!
I can't go in!
Don't touch me!
I can't go in!
Mr. Heipo!
I'm standing up!
You're not standing up!
I'm going out! I'm going home!
It's cold!
It's midnight.
The next order is...
Isn't it over if you take a bath?
Let's end it.
You're a drunkard.
I'm a drunkard.
I can't stand it anymore!
Give me a break!
I'm surprised and surprised!
How is it?
Shut up!
Don't ring the alarm twice!
I'll know if you ring it twice.
The next order is...
Nadal goes shopping alone.
Mr. Heipo doesn't listen.
I'll do it alone.
I don't want you to wait for me alone.
Don't do it alone.
I don't need it.
Let's go get body shampoo together.
I can't do it alone.
You didn't do it alone, did you?
You said you'd forgive me.
I can't let you talk about it like that.
I won't say it all.
I'm not kidding.
The next order is...
Nadal goes shopping alone.
Mr. Heipo doesn't listen.
I don't need it.
Let's go get body shampoo together.
You said you couldn't do it alone.
You didn't let me talk about it like that.
I won't say it all. I won't say it all.
I'm not kidding.
I don't think it's possible.
But you're at your limit, aren't you?
It's the limit. It's the limit.
I turned it off completely at that time.
I was going to change it.
Just say you'll do it.
You said it nicely, too.
I thought it was over.
I thought it was completely over.
Don't let me do it alone.
Hey!
I can't do it anymore.
Don't do it.
I asked you to do it alone.
You didn't talk about it until the end.
Is it okay for me to do it alone?
No, I don't like it.
I asked you to do it alone.
I didn't ask you to do it alone.
What should I do?
I asked you to do it. Someone answer me.
I don't like it.
I've never been on TV like this before.
What should I do?
I'm going to hit you in the ass.
I'm going to kill you.
I won't take it.
Come out!
Help me!
I'll do it until I die.
Mr. Heypo, let me down.
You're scary.
My hat just flew off.
Are you going to hit me with this?
Mr. Heypo!
Just die!
Words you should never say in a heart-pounding project.
Come on, director!
My legs are cramping up.
Your legs are cramping up?
Where is the director who can't end with this?
Will they be able to have a happy ending?
Come on, director!
My legs are cramping up.
Your legs are cramping up?
Where is the director who can't end with this?
As the situation calmed down, they changed their orders.
This is tough!
The last order is to wash away their dirty bodies again.
Are you okay now?
I can't do it anymore.
At the end, take a bath and wash away your body.
It's so cold!
I can't do it at all!
God, please let me die!
Please let me die for once!
I'm in!
Are you okay?
Let me go alone.
It's cold!
Let's go in.
I can't stand this.
It stinks.
Is it okay to take a break?
It stinks.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what's going on.
What's this?
The smoke is terrible.
It's like an octopus.
Octopus!
Stop it!
I can't take it anymore.
Can we stop now?
Heipo-san, you're the only one who's having a hard time.
I'm having a hard time too. Heipo-san is making noise next to me.
I'm having a hard time.
Although there were times when they complained, this time they worked hard with a heartful mind.
It's hot.
I can't do it.
I can't do it at all.
What did you do this time?
I'm going to bend over.
I'm going out of here.
I understand it perfectly.
You have a lot of eyes.
Believe me!
It's common.
It's popular.
Let's end the journey with a smile.
Why?
Stop it!
What do you want me to do?
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
I don't like it.
Stop it!
Help me!
Give me some hot water!
I don't like it!
It's clean now.
Help me!
I don't like it!
What is this?
How was it, everyone?
In the end, it didn't work for one person.
It didn't work for one person.
That's not good! That's the rule!
It definitely didn't work for one person!
What would have happened if it worked for one person, Mr. Heipo?
Well...
It wouldn't work for one person!
That's right!
It wouldn't work for one person!
Also, you know...
It's gone!
Everything is bad!
Yes, that's right!
It's gone!
Chiyopara 2019!
Chiyopara's special project "Never Laugh" bus tour will be held again this year!
The strongest laughable critics are waiting for you!
Mr. Matsumoto, what should we do? Is it okay like this?
I would have been happy if it ended with a heart attack,
but in the end, 70 old men turned their backs on me.
Where is the heart?
It's madness! Madness!
I'll do my best!
I'm glad it ended with a heart attack!
Besides, I was really looking forward to the second half!
That's right!
How many times did you get a heart attack?
I'm really sad when I see it.
I'm really sad!
But it's okay because it's a ragged house!
It's okay because it's a ragged house!
You're the worst!