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Downtown Old Man Examination
Can I call you "Old Man"?
No, just call me "Downtown Old Man".
"Downtown Old Man Examination"!
Do you know the song?
"Downtown" was made by "TBS".
"TBS made it"? What is the truth?
"TBS made it"? It is hard to say.
But I've never used "TBS's" fortune-teller again.
TBS's Fortune-teller
Is it real?
It's real! It's real!
TBS Fortune-teller
It's only for reading!
TBS Fortune-teller
Downtown Old Man Examination
It's cold.
You say it's cold, don't you?
You say it's cold in April.
You say it all the time.
That's right.
It's already cold today.
You say it all the time.
I've been saying it all the time.
It's not this cold in April.
It's definitely cold.
No, no, it's not this cold.
It's snowing unexpectedly when the cherry blossoms are in bloom.
Maybe it is.
You can't eat it!
I'll kill you!
No, no, no.
Especially you.
What?
Why are you silent?
I'm not silent.
Are you aiming for silence?
Is there such a delicious thing?
No, it's not this cold.
It's not this cold.
It's not.
Definitely.
If the weather forecast doesn't work properly,
I'd like to collect all the weather forecasts and play them one by one.
I'd like to see it.
For example, in a location broadcast,
let's say it's 8 degrees Celsius today.
But it's about 5 degrees Celsius in body temperature.
If you say that, you're shaking your pelvis, aren't you?
Then what is it basically?
Even if it's 20 degrees Celsius, your body temperature is 12 degrees Celsius.
Then what is 20 degrees Celsius?
How can we capture it?
Shut up!
Thank you.
Are you silent?
Are you silent and stand out?
Are you a woman you care about?
Are you a woman you care about behind the class?
Wow, wow, wow.
He's silent.
Wow, wow, wow.
You should be more angry.
You know, you guys are like people who can't do anything about it because it's too late.
He's talking nonsense.
That's...
You use it every time you do it, don't you?
You've used an IPhone before, right?
IPhone, Bluetooth earphones, AirPods.
Sometimes they fall off.
I've been telling you to put it in rubber.
Put it in an old rubber one.
I've been telling you this, but there are a lot of ones that don't fall off at all.
I see.
Then it will be like that.
I forget.
I forget that I'm doing it.
You've used it, haven't you?
But it doesn't fall off?
If you say it's going to fall off, I'm wearing old glasses.
I'm wearing old glasses with strings on them.
So I forget that I'm wearing AirPods.
When I take out the old glasses, it gets caught in the string and falls off.
Oh, I was wearing AirPods.
It's not funny at all.
It doesn't fall off at all, does it?
It doesn't fall off even if you do it.
It's not funny in the fifth place.
That's the lowest.
You can count it right away.
It's not funny in the lowest place.
If it's eight, I think it's eighth.
If it's ten, it's tenth.
But it doesn't fall off.
What do you mean?
It doesn't fall off.
It fits well as it is.
That's why the production hasn't caught up with it yet.
It doesn't change at all.
Why don't you get caught up in that kind of civilization?
You know it, don't you?
Do you know it's Bluetooth?
I know it.
Can you write Bluetooth?
Bluetooth mark.
Can you write Bluetooth?
Yes, I can.
Can you tell which one is which?
Don't say that!
Bluetooth mark.
Let's write it together!
Have you ever seen it properly?
If you can get the mood, it's fine.
I'm confused.
I don't know Bluetooth in the first place.
I don't even understand wired earphones.
Isn't it like this?
Is it horizontal?
I thought it was vertical.
What's vertical?
It's like this.
No, it's different.
It has a proper meaning.
You know it, don't you?
I know it.
No, you wrote it.
Isn't it Bluetooth?
It's Bluetooth in Canada.
Can you write it?
No, no, no.
Bluetooth has a function.
It was blue.
The function was blue.
It's like this.
Bluetooth will work if you press it.
Like "wow".
I don't know, either.
I don't know at all.
Bluetooth...
You can do it.
No, I'm serious.
You can't do that.
It wasn't like this.
This is Wi-Fi.
It spreads.
It's Wi-Fi.
Is it Wi-Fi digital?
I don't have confidence.
Please give us the answer.
The answer is...
Please.
The answer is...
Please.
I think you'll know if you see it.
Is it right?
I think it's wrong.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't matter.
Bluetooth's "blue" is "b".
Bluetooth's "b".
It's like that.
I want to claim "b" again.
Bluetooth's first),ouble "b" is in it.
Only "b" know it.
We singing.
I'm sorry.
That was close.
Not "Wi-Fi"
I think it's more obvious if you write it out loud.
I'll write it like this.
That's it.
Thank you for watching.
Is this right?
Wait a minute.
Nobody knows the answer.
Nobody knows.
No, everyone was laughing a little bit.
Which one?
There's no problem.
It's Mark, right?
Yes.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Wow, it's crazy.
What are you doing?
It's crazy.
Wow, it stinks!
What are you doing?
It stinks!
What do you mean "blue" now?
It doesn't matter if it's "bluetooth".
Mark, Mark, Mark.
It's me.
It's really close.
It's close, isn't it?
Look, look, look.
Is it correct?
But...
It's correct.
It's very close.
It's me.
Wow, but...
It's close, isn't it?
Well, really...
Regarding everything...
I don't think there's anything I can lose against you guys.
In terms of fashion...
No matter what...
Teeth or taste buds...
No, you just said "bluetooth" just now, didn't you?
You don't know what's delicious, do you?
I think all the restaurants you think are delicious are where I go.
Shut up.
There are five people like this.
There is no proof yet.
Do you know what it is?
What is it called?
The name is difficult, isn't it?
What?
How you read it.
What do you mean?
For example, I really didn't know.
I love him, but I didn't know his name.
But I know about him.
What is it?
Say it.
Mr. Yonezu.
Shall we write it?
Shall we publish it?
Mr. Yonezu.
He is very popular now.
He is a singer, isn't he?
Yes, he is a singer.
I think you have seen kanji before.
Can you read it, Mr. Dantan?
Can you read it?
I can read it.
Wait a minute.
I will write it now.
If you say so...
I don't know about such a famous person.
- Is this correct? - This is correct.
- What do you call it? - I think it's OK.
- I know it. - Really? - Yes.
- Tell me. - I know it too.
Can you tell me who is suspicious?
It's you, Matsumo-san.
- Both of you are suspicious. - Both of you are suspicious.
First of all, I have to say...
There is this person, right?
According to rumors, the first time he appeared on TV was "Kohaku", right?
- Yes. - The other day's "Kohaku". - The other day's "Sumino".
I don't want to make it into a good story, but...
I never watch my own show's behind-the-scenes show.
That's because I have confidence in my own show.
I have a strong desire to make people laugh.
- It's not about feeling, it's about how you read it. - When I watch behind-the-scenes shows...
Do I do something different?
Am I distracted by other people? No, I'm not.
I'm risking my life not to laugh.
- That's why I never watch "Kohaku". - I know, I know.
I don't even want to remember the full name of someone I don't know.
- You don't want to remember? - No.
- You don't know how to read it? - I know how you read it.
- Can you read it for me? - It's easy.
Well, Mr. Hamaa...
What about you, Mr. Hamaa?
- Do you want me to read it for you? - No, I don't know it.
- What?! - No, I don't know it.
If you read it like that, it's like "Yonezu Genshi".
But it doesn't seem like it.
That means there is a way of saying it.
"Yonezu Genshin", right?
"Shin", "Genshin"
It's not "Genshin".
I'm serious!
Everyone is saying "Yonezu Genshin"!
We're not saying it!
Nobody is saying "Yonezu Genshin"!
It's not "Genshin", is it?
"Genshin-san".
Isn't it "Yonezu Genshin"?
It's not.
It's not, is it?
"Yonezu Genshi".
That's right.
"Genshi"?
"Genshi".
Do you know the song?
You know the song, right?
Of course!
It's really good!
It's a great hit!
Do you know the song?
You...
What do you know?
No, it's not like that.
You don't watch it, do you?
You should study a little more about "timeslipper"
before "timeslip".
Then tell me!
What is the song's name?
I know this.
I know something, but...
It's a name of fruits, isn't it?
That's right.
You know it, don't you?
Budo...
Why is it "budo"?
It's not "budo", is it?
It's just sour!
It's not "budo"...
It's just sour!
Only sourness is different.
Sourness is different.
It's like udon.
But they were close.
Yes, they were close.
Sourness and closeness were close.
Mikan.
You are wrong.
You just want to do it.
I know this.
Lemon, right?
It's good.
It's very good.
He is very young.
He is close with Suda and Aimyon.
I've got it!
You too!
You don't know Aimyon, do you?
It's on sale now.
It's not on sale!
It's the most popular now!
The way of Aimyon's eyes!
Swimming!
He went to the next studio!
It's on sale now, isn't it?
It's the most popular now.
Aimyon is the most popular now.
Is there a concert like that?
It's on sale now!
It's the most popular now!
I've got it!
Is there a concert like that?
Aimyon and Yukipoyo are popular now.
And Michoppa!
Are they all the same?
No, they are different.
Are they all the same?
They are all humans.
They used to be cells.
Are you a human monster?
We are all humans.
We are all singers and singers.
We were on "TBS" yesterday.
We are still doing it now.
I don't know anything about "Nogi-zaka" or "Ke- aki-zaka".
I don't know either.
I really don't know.
I don't know their names, but I don't know what they are called.
I don't know either.
They are separated.
This is "Nogi-zaka" and this is "Ke-aki-zaka".
You should know.
You are from "Saka-chi".
Really?
What's going on?
Are you from "Yoshimoto-saka"?
Are you saying it right?
I'm not saying it right.
I think you are saying it right.
Really?
I think you are saying it right.
I don't know any of their songs.
Aren't you on "Music Station"?
No, I'm not.
Why can't you be on "Music Station"?
It's hard to get permission.
You can't be on "Dungeon Dungeon" because you are a "terrorist".
I saw it on the internet.
You can't be on "Terrorist" because you are not on "Dungeon Dungeon".
I think you can be on "Terrorist".
I haven't said it many times.
I don't think you can be on "Terrorist".
"Terrorist"?
I don't know if you are on "Terrorist".
You are on "News".
I was on "Downtown" like "TVS".
You are still on "Downtown"?
You are still on "Downtown".
I'm still on "Downtown".
In the past, when I played "TVS" on "Harisen",
I never played "Downtown" again.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
"TVS" became my enemy.
I don't have much contact with "TVS" and "Yoshimoto".
Why did you play "Harisen" with "Erai"?
Nama Nama Nama Nama
You were on it, right?
There was a show called "Nama Nama Nama Nama Downtown".
One day...
a very important person was sitting in the third row.
He started, "Today's program starts now," he said.
There was "Harisen" on the show.
"You wanted trouble in the beginning, right? You're nothing to us!
After "Nama Nama Nama" "Harisen" became so important to you.
But you ended up moving from "TVS" to "Downtown".
You are serious.
Yes, I was serious.
- That's not good. - Why not?
- But you did a lot of things. - I did a lot of things in the village.
I was like, "Can I be on TV?"
And then I was like, "Yes, yes, yes."
I managed to fix it.
I wish all celebrities in their lifetime could play like that.
- That's good. - That's what decides it.
- We've received an email from our viewers. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - We'd like to introduce it.
- Yes. - The other day, on "Wide Show,"
Matsumoto-san, after receiving a report of Masakos- san's temporary retirement,
he said that it would be five years until he turns 60, but he also said that his retirement wouldn't be that long.
What do you think about the time of retirement?
- Huh? - Right?
- Mori-san, you've retired, right? - Well, I'm already 55.
- I'm turning 6 this year. - Right?
- You're turning 6, right? - You're already so old-fashioned.
- It's been five years. It's been exactly five years. - What should we do, really?
- But is it that... - Is it?
- You're going to keep doing it, right? - Yes.
- What do you think, Amao-san? Really, really... - I don't know...
- I mean, it doesn't have any umami, does it? - Umami?
- It's full of umami, isn't it? If you do it, you'll get a lot of money...
- But what happens when you get money?
- What happens when you get money? It's fine, isn't it?
- Yes, yes. - You still have money, don't you?
- Money has been rotting for 20 years now.
- You're so cool! You're so cool, senpai!
- On the contrary, you have a different attitude! On the contrary, you have a different attitude!
- That's right. - That's right!
- You've said it before, haven't you? - Sometimes, money has really been rotting for you.
- Money... - But isn't it really like that?
- But it's like that. - You can't work with money, can you?
- You can't work with money, can you?
- You can't do anything with your eyes closed, can you?
- But is there anything like retirement that you can think of in an instant?
- Then, isn't there already something like that?
- If you had a little more umami, you'd do it. - Umami?
- What do you mean, "umami"? - What do you mean, "umami"?
- You want to spend your everyday life a little more fun, don't you?
- There's nothing to enjoy. - No, no, that's why...
- Nowadays... - No matter how many times you say it, you're still in school.
- Or taking pictures. - That's true, it's hard to go.
- That's true, isn't it? - That's true. - That's tough, isn't it?
- Wouldn't you all stop doing that?
- But you can't do it, can you? - That's...
- No, but I'm saying it, I'm really saying it, I say it a lot, but...
- It'd be nice if all celebrities could play girls all at once.
- Good, that's good. - You decide it.
- You decide which days are women's days. - Yes.
- You decide it. - And on those days, no one can deny it.
- I won't say it to my wife either. "I don't know, but it's decided."
- There's no way I can't protect it!
- It's tough, isn't it?
- It's a little late today!
- Right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- This is decided. - Yes, yes.
It's been a year since then, it's too early, geez!
It's dirty, but geez!
I'll get fired if I don't do it!
Right? And this is gradually increasing, like twice a year.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Or three times.
And in the direction of increasing more and more,
If you have everything you need, you can do it.
And I've been saying this for a long time.
- With Minya, right? - It's been many years.
And when I say this, Minya-kun is like, "Hmm?"
His reaction is like that.
This reaction makes me angry.
- He doesn't say "geez"! - Oh, you're right.
- He doesn't say "geez"! - Huh? Doesn't he think it's "huh"?
"Geez"...
- Wait, did you do it, Mori-san? - No, no, no.
- No, it's normal. I'm... - But it's like Mori - san.
- No, it's not like Mori-san. - If you suddenly say it, it'll be like that.
No, but I think it's good.
You said it. You said it.
Then Endo, take the heat and do it.
- Everyone will do it, right? - Everyone will do it.
If we all cross the red light, we'll be in the same car.
- Somehow we'll make a church and you'll be president. - Right.
- I'll be pushed up. - Suddenly I'll buy you a bar.
- All the celebrities will talk to me. - Right, right, right.
If all the celebrities cheat and cheat that day, we can't take that many pictures.
- Right. - Yes.
- I know you won't say it. - I won't say it.
- What are you saying? - It's not "what are you saying?".
- I won't say it. - No, you won't say it.
- I won't say it. - Everyone will only read it!
All right!
- I won't say it! - No way!
- I don't have it, either! - What!?
- But I don't have anything for 10 years, so I don't check my boobs! - That's right!
- I want to check my boobs, but I don't want to! - You want to!
- I want to! - You don't want!
- But I do! And she wants to see it! - That was disgusting!
- Oh, you're here. - Oh, gross!
- That's a little too much. - I'm sorry!
- Seriously? - I'm sorry!
Oh, you mean the people here?
I want to see them all, but I haven't seen them for ten years.
- So you want me to see them? - No, I want to cherish these ten years.
I want to read their breasts for the ten years I haven't seen them.
All right!
I said it!
- "I said it" is weird. - What does "I said it" mean?
- You're overdoing it. - What does "I said it" mean?
Oh! It's him!
- Huh? - Oh, it's him!