AISubs v3.5
Last time on "Gaki no Tsukai wa Arahen" we met "1000 Yen Showa Star"
Nice to meet you.
You don't look like it.
No, I don't.
Your voice is hoarse.
I'm not hoarse.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Next, "1000 Yen Cosplay".
Last time I won with a double score.
Really?
No, no.
I don't remember.
Who won?
Kotobuki.
That dirty face.
That dirty face won.
He was just a little bit up.
Let's have these people join us.
It's been a while since I've done this two-shot.
Yeah, it's been a while.
It's either one of them.
Sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
You're nervous.
I won, I won, I won, I won.
You don't get along with people.
You're nervous.
Today we have "Showa Star".
There are a lot of "Showa Stars".
If you think I'm a "Showa Star", you're a "Showa Star".
Is it okay if people don't recognize you as a "Showa Star"?
It doesn't matter if it's Ayrton Senna.
Showa Star
Senna
I'm sure you won't come.
You're too old for that.
The theme of this 1,000 yen cosplay is "Showa Star".
First of all, each member gets a cosplay tool, so they go shopping at a 100 yen shop.
I feel like men are wearing something like this.
If it's a woman, I wonder if she's wearing something like that.
Is it hard to make or not?
Is it like "Kakepeta Star"?
Oh, it's felt.
It's black and it looks like hair, but it's black.
Shall we go with felt?
It looks like a rubber band.
Won't it be found out?
Won't it be found out if we go there?
Well, it's kind of like that.
Really?
If you say it like that, they'll probably know.
It's kind of like a mask.
Oh, I see.
Is it like this?
It's kind of like this, isn't it?
Didn't you put in a different color?
It's kind of like this, isn't it?
Is this felt?
It's "lll".
It's cool.
This is "m" to "l".
It's like this, isn't it?
I don't know if it's felt for me or not.
This time, it's like a man among men.
I wonder if it's 1,000 yen.
I have an image in my head, so I'll do what suits me.
Is this what you had in mind?
This is good.
This is easy to do.
This is good.
Let's do it like this.
Isn't it the same one?
Did you use this?
I didn't use it, but it's good.
I have to make clothes.
I haven't worn it for a long time.
Is it okay for me to exceed 1,000 yen?
Even now...
Is it okay for you to exceed it?
It's not 1,000 yen.
It's a TV show.
It's a variety show.
Huh?
This...
It's 700,000 yen.
I want to try it.
Test bottle cover.
It's hard.
It's like a garbage bag.
Isn't it good?
I think it's all-purpose.
70...
90...
Two is too much.
Eight is 16.
90 liters.
How many liters do I have?
Two bottles?
I have two bottles in my head.
What's this? Oh, it's a sticker.
It's perfect for a flower.
I wish I could make a cute emoji and a sexy flower.
If I could make a proper hat, I think I could get close to 70%.
Oh, it's for sale.
It's for sale.
A hat?
Oh, it's 200 yen.
A man wearing a hat.
Oh, it's a face body painting.
I like it.
Is it this color?
It's this color, right?
A man is wearing a hat like this.
Oh, it's this.
I knew it.
It's this image.
This image.
It's 100 points for this color.
I think it's good.
The color is decided, too.
It's easy to tell.
Is it close?
I think people will know.
It's like "Hey, talk to me."
I'm a young Showa star.
Even though I'm young, I'm older now.
This quote is decided, too.
This is my socks.
White high socks.
Is it okay?
I'll buy it and make it.
I don't know if this is a hidden item.
Yes.
With goods purchased at a 100-yen shop,
they become Showa stars and gather in a crowded place.
How do you like it?
It seems like I was the first one.
Shall I take a seat?
Excuse me.
Are you doing it, too?
Please do it.
Well, then...
I'll have this vegetable juice.
Thank you very much.
But it's cold.
Vegetable juice.
Nice to meet you.
If you don't mind, please sit down.
Please sit there!
How is it?
Please sit there!
How is it?
Excuse me, I'd like to order a drink.
Excuse me, this is your menu.
I'd like a bourbon.
And a quick vegetable juice.
Quick, please.
Excuse me, I'd like a bar with dota can.
Dota can.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Juri.
Your footwork is very good.
Good.
When you performed "Mohammed Ali".
Your footwork is very good.
Good?
When you performed "Mohammed Ali".
How is it?
Daidara Awaguchi.
- Daidara Awaguchi. - As you pass by...
Let's part ways.
- Let's part ways. - Please sit over there.
- Let's part ways.
Welcome, welcome.
Thank you for coming. Please have a seat.
- Please have a seat. - I'll have a tabasco.
- Here's your tabasco. - Thank you for coming.
- Please enjoy. - Thank you for coming!
Two large servings.
And a mix of vegetables.
- Two large servings. - What?
- Quick. - What is it?
What's with you?
I hope you're doing well.
Oh, it's just...
It's just...
It's just that...
Today...
I don't have any more electricity.
[Laughter]
It's not raining. It's not raining.
It's okay, right? It's not raining.
Did you watch it properly?
Popopoya.
You watched it, didn't you?
You watched it, didn't you? Of course you did, didn't you?
[Inaudible]
Electricity!
What do you think?
It's no use, you bastards!
Do you want me to kill you with a cobra?
No way.
No way?
Either way.
Either way, you bastards!
Whether I cut you with a chainsaw or not...
What do you want, you bastards?!
Do you still have the vegetable juice?
Hurry up, you bastard! Do you understand?!
Quickly... Quickly, please...
Who...
Who's gonna connect it, you bastard?!
Hurry up and connect it, you bastard!
Julian...
I'm useless...
How is it?
Suddenly, I remembered...
Who are you?
Vegetable juice.
I can't hear you.
Who are you?
I can't hear you.
Who are you?
I'm a normal man.
Who are you?
I don't know you!
Who are you?
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you at all.
You're a designer, aren't you?
You're in the same industry as me, aren't you?
I'm Kenji Sawada.
I'm Yuri.
I'm Iroki.
Iroki-san, your chin doesn't go up at all.
Is your chin down?
I ordered ice milk tea.
I can't hear you.
Stand up! Big B!
You're good.
Can you do it now?
I love you.
Give me your red kismet!
You're not a professional.
I'll take your attendance.
Nagashima.
Jury.
Inoki.
Nakamori.
You're not good.
Stand up! Big B!
Nakamori!
You're up early.
Who are you?
I'm Kurokyo Takakura.
What?
I'm Kurokyo Takakura.
Your voice is too low.
Can you do it?
You should use honorifics for people above you.
I love it.
Right?
"Tameguchi" is a word that friends use.
Right?
Honorifics for people above you.
And I'm your teacher!
What does "tameguchi" mean to you, teachers?!
What kind of conversation is that?
You want me to use that "tameguchi" to make the world melt?!
Think about it!
I'm not going anywhere!
I'm sitting here doing my job!
You two can have fun, so let's end this!
That's enough!
One more person!
Have fun!
One more person!
One more person?
How many more people can play this game?
That's enough, you two!
Kai
Kan
"Tameguchi" is a word that friends use.
What's up with you?
What's up with your hair?
Are you kidding me?!
I'm so sorry!
You look better now.
Yeah.
You look like you're from that famous scene.
You're kidding me!
Akina!
You're older than me!
Nice to meet you!
Who are you?
I'm Hiroko Yakushimaru!
More! More!
You!
More! More!
I want to know.
What's wrong?
Small.
Enough small.
Don't do it.
Decisive line.
It's a machine gun.
Gun.
Gun!
Don't sigh like that.
It's not expensive.
Showa star with 1,000 yen cosplay.
First of all, we will choose the worst-looking star.
Please choose the worst-looking star.
The worst-looking star is...
Mr. Tagamuramu.
Mr. Inoki.
Mr. Akeda Nagamori.
Mr. Kimpatsu.
Mr. Inoki.
Mr. Kimpatsu.
Mr. Inoki!
That's not true!
It's reproduced perfectly!
To be honest, this is definitely the worst-looking star.
I don't know.
You know, right?
Of course I know.
Inoki, why is your costume quality so good?
Why are you wearing black clothes?
It's a suit, so...
It's a suit.
It's a gown.
If you're naked, it's hard to use 100 characters.
I don't think you should be naked like this.
You're right about being naked.
What are you doing?
It's a chief version.
Look at me.
What is it?
It's like a water bottle.
Yes, it's like a water bottle.
There was a crocs, but I couldn't afford it.
It's like putting food in it.
Even if someone didn't know about it...
Did you sell it?
Yes, I did.
100 yen.
100 yen?
It's not 100 yen in France!
No, it's not!
It's not 100 yen in France!
We can't be second place like this!
It's not 100 yen!
It's not!
We can do it!
We did it!
We're back!
Give it back!
And the first place is...
The first place is...
It looks like Tanaka's repackage.
It's a little bit like that.
Kei, the great star of Showa.
I don't know about the head.
What's that head for?
It's a ball.
A ball?
A ball...
Yes, it's painted with a ball.
But it's not like that.
It's totally different.
Yes, it is.
It's a ball.
Yes, it is.
It was totally different when I wore it.
It's different, isn't it?
It's different.
The first place is...
Be honest!
Other than the game...
The first place is...
Showa's.
It's really...
Honestly...
It's only 100 yen.
It's exactly...
It's like a Glymore.
It's true.
It's pretty...
It's really like this.
I think...
Me too, Akira.
I knew it right away.
Akira-chan of the time when we met.
It's really like this, isn't it?
Akira-chan of the time when we met.
Mike!
Look at me!
I made it!
It namely came back!
With the convenience store bag!
It namely came back!
The convenience store bag!
It really looks like this, doesn't it?
If Akira-chan is watching now, what would it be like?
Who got first place?
The first place...
Hamada and Tanaka each get two votes.
With Matsumoto's last vote, will they win the championship?
I don't like that microphone.
You made it up.
I made it up!
What's up with you?
You said you made it up.
I'm not in the mood to do it now.
He's lost his mind.
Tanaka's turn.
Let's go!
Good luck!
This is amazing.
Yes!
It's okay.
You're lying!
I'm serious.
I don't know who you are.
You're amazing.
I know who you are for sure!
I didn't know.
No, no, no!
I didn't know at first when I saw you on the monitor.
I'm sure of it.
What are you doing?