AISubs v3.5
Ladies and gentlemen.
I don't like being told about my license.
I know, I know.
Don't be lazy.
I know, I know.
You've been doing it all along.
No, I've been waiting for you for a long time.
You're late.
What?
You were waiting for me.
No, no, I went up the elevator with you.
No, you were waiting for me. I thought you were Putin.
Why did you wait for me?
You could have gone up first.
Is that why you're here?
You could have watched me from behind.
Are you studying with your license?
I'm not studying.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
You look tired.
I took a break.
Where did you go?
Hawaii.
You went there, too!
When I went there, you were already in front of me.
You came back yesterday or the day before yesterday, didn't you?
I came back yesterday.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I was angry with you while you were burning over there.
In that sense, you got burned.
I didn't get burned.
You got burned, you got burned.
I didn't get burned at all!
I only got burned in Hawaii.
I don't really go to Hawaii in New Year's.
But I went there.
With my family.
And over there with Miyasako and Miyasako's son.
And with that woman and that...
She's your wife, isn't she?
Oh, my wife, my wife, my wife.
Well, she's Miyasako's woman, isn't she?
That's a bad way of saying it!
A white woman and a blue woman.
And they met up.
Well, we weren't together for a long time.
But we sometimes went to karaoke together.
It wasn't like that at all.
But you know, you and Miyasako had something going on.
Something sexual?
No, something sexual.
Well, you had it too.
Shut up!
That's not true.
So we went to karaoke together.
And I thought I'd let her do a duet with me.
So we're still in a relationship.
You don't have to do that!
It's okay! That's why you're in Hawaii!
Well, you're right.
But you know, you can't do a duet unless you're told to.
If you're married and you don't know how to do it, you can't do it.
So I was looking for something easy to do.
But you know, in love games between men and women...
You drank too much.
It's your fault.
I thought that would work.
You only know one chorus, right?
You don't know all of it.
But I thought that song would work.
You drank too much.
It's your fault.
What was it?
It's your fault.
The second chorus is at your wife's place.
You cheated on me with someone you don't know.
It's your fault!
No, no, no! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's not like that! It's really not like that!
"It's not hidden!" "No, it's not hidden!"
And Miyasa called me and said, "Can I have just one pretty rose?"
"Yes, yes, yes." "As long as you're here." "Yes, yes, yes."
"There are many other roses, you know?" "Yes, yes, yes."
"No, no, no, no, no!" He said.
And my son was looking at me with white eyes.
No, no, no! It's really not like that! It's really not like that!
He was singing.
He was singing, but I don't know what happened later or what people say about me.
He's definitely a criminal.
Miyasako doesn't say it, but maybe...
I don't know, I don't know.
I won't let you do a duet.
You shouldn't do it either, really.
If you're going to do it, you should do it like cheating for 30 years.
Like cheating for 30 years!
Shut up!
That song is foreign.
Maybe it is, maybe it is.
I was surprised. That doesn't happen.
Did you say this?
No, no, no, no.
Should I say that I said this proudly?
Who did you say it to?
No, I took young people with me.
Young people?
Young people.
I took young people with me.
But you might have met them somewhere over there, right?
No, I don't!
I don't usually go downtown.
Then what do you do in Hawaii?
I've been going to places I don't usually go.
What do you mean you don't usually go?
Like Waikiki or...
Don't say things like you don't usually go!
What do you mean you don't usually go?
I don't usually go to Hawaii.
Hawaii is...
Well, I guess it's fine.
But it might be tough for you to stay in Japan for that long.
Is that so?
I've been surfing for a long time.
No, it's not fine.
There's no reason for you to be surfing.
I've been surfing a lot.
Then show me how you surf.
What do you mean?
I don't like it.
First, show me how you surf.
Well, I'm surfing for real, so I don't want you to mess with me.
You go like this, right?
You go like this...
What is that?
Anyway, you go like this towards the waves...
You go crazy and wait for the waves to come, right?
It's not that lame.
There you go!
You go like this...
Okay, everyone.
I don't like how you mess with me.
I love you, surfing.
Then show me how you surf.
I was waiting for you to say that.
I don't know why you go towards the waves.
No!
You go like this.
If you don't go like this, you go towards the waves.
First, you go like this...
But you guys...
That's why I'm telling you, if they were watching, they would have gone first!
They wouldn't be here in the first place!
I don't do it like that.
I did it like that when I was young, but I don't do it now.
Then, I'm sorry, but please tell me. Then what do you do? What do you do if you don't go there?
First of all, you throw the board.
That's quite heavy!
Then you throw it like this...
It's like a button!
It's like a button there! It doesn't fly like that!
Then?
By the time the wave hits me, I'm already facing it with my feet.
The board...
The board, right?
Even if I explain it to you, you won't understand it because you're stupid!
Everyone is saying it now...
What is he saying?
No, no, that's not it!
Hey you! Can you compare Hawaii's beach with Koji Town?!
You're stupid! Stupid!
You're stupid!
You explained it to me with your words!
No, no, no, no!
Is there anyone who can surf?
I'm surfing right now!
No, it doesn't make sense!
If you can sympathize with me or anyone else, you can do it!
No, no! Everyone has seen it in pictures!
You've only seen it when you're riding it, right?
- Yeah, that's why! - You don't know the moment you get on it, right?
It's not the moment you get on it, it's like what I said!
You go first, you bastard!
- What are you saying? - No, you go first!
Drink to the mother of life, you!
Don't go first!
What's wrong?!
You go first to the waves!
What do you call that? Paddling?
You go first!
Ah, I can't say paddling now.
- You can't say it? - Yeah.
- What do you call it? - I call it paddling.
- I call it scattering. - Which one?
Anyway, I don't want to talk with people who don't know how to ride a wave.
I thought I'd talk with people who don't know how to ride a wave, but...
You guys are bad! You're not kings!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Even people who watch TV know how to ride a wave!
No, I've been doing it since I was 12 or 16.
I've been doing it since I was 12 or 16!
- I've been doing it since I was 12 or 13. - That's normal.
I've been doing it since I was 12 or 16!
Because you have a long history.
I don't want you to make fun of me! If you make fun of me, I don't want you to do it!
No, it's you!
Go first to the waves, you bastard!
No, no, no...
- Put it on my feet. - What?
- What do you want me to put it on? - So you don't go anywhere when you fall...
- I put it here. - Ah, yes, yes.
- Friendly, right? - Friendly?!
Friendly.
Our group...
It depends on the region.
We call it "friendly".
Because we think of it as a friend.
The board is also a friend.
It's fine like this.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
I'm sorry.
We were both excited.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
We haven't talked about it yet.
We can't shake hands.
I was watching BS.
Arandron laughed a little.
Arandron is old.
Don't you know him?
You don't know him, do you?
He was amazing.
Arandron is the representative of men.
How old was he?
He was about 80 years old.
But he quit acting.
Arandron doesn't do interviews at all.
When NHK of Japan applied for an interview, it was OK.
It's rare.
Why did you quit acting?
How did Arandron look back at that time?
It's an hour-long documentary about Arandron.
Does he look different?
He's handsome, but he's a little old.
But we were waiting for Arandron.
He wasn't in a water room in France.
Arandron came out of the back door.
He was wearing a taxi.
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
I don't know what he said, but he joked a little.
Arandron, who was like that at that time, appeared in front of me.
We talked for a while.
He said in the interview, "Please sit down."
Arandron was very cool.
When he sat down...
You're an old man!
No way!
Look at me!
Look at me for real!
I felt bad for NHK.
Stop it, Arandron!
I was shocked when I saw Arandron!
It's not that bad.
I want a chair!
If I had a chair, I'd be more realistic.
I'll give you a chair.
No, it's okay.
Here it is.
Well, I'll say 'yes', so please have a seat.
Please have a seat.
That's too much!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're an old man!
No, you're an old man, but...
I thought NHK was bad.
Should we cut that part?
Yes, we should.
Should we use it after we sit?
Yes, we should.
Well, you know...
You shouldn't age.
You're lying.
No, I'm serious.
I hope you don't age, too.
Yes, you're right.
You know, you should go surfing and do many things.
You?
You're doing it, now.
You're doing it!
But we're getting back to the point.
I'm not joking with you.
Then show me what you're really doing.
But you don't know what's so great about the anbar, so I'm making fun of you.
No, I'm not.
Then call someone who knows and we'll watch it together.
You can just do the anbar, but I can't do it without my anbar.
Then bring me my anbar!
No, no, no, no, no.
Just bring it!
How can I bring you my anbar?
Don't make me do business!
It doesn't even fit in the elevator!
Then how do you want me to put it in?
What?
How do you want me to put it in?
What?
The anbar!
What?
It doesn't fit in the elevator!
What?
What do you want me to do with it?
You put it in there!
I put it in there?
Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it one?
Of course it is!
You have to put your feet in it.
It's amazing.
Then, then, then...
If you remove it...
You can't do it like this.
If you remove it...
If you remove it, you can put it out.
But you can't do it even if you leave it at home.
I'm doing it like this now.
I'm saying it now.
It's weird for you to say it like that.
Okay, I get it.
You don't want the camera to go in.
So you take it yourself and show it to me.
The anbar?
Yes, yes, you're doing it at home.
You take it at home!
Who's going to take it?
You don't have to make your wife take it.
I'll give you the Digi.
Well, if you do anbar in front of your wife...
What do you think?
Would your wife get excited, too?
Why?
Wouldn't you take it yourself?
Huh?
What do you think of yourself?
Don't you go to the wind tribe?
I don't go.
I haven't told you about it.
I haven't told you about it either.
If I go to the wind tribe now, I might get beaten up.
I mean, I get beaten up in the wind tribe.
Maybe you get beaten up, but I get irritated when I get beaten up.
I can't go there.
I see.
Maybe you get beaten up in the wind tribe.
I don't get beaten up.
Don't you get irritated?
Why?
Doesn't it hurt?
It hurts.
If it doesn't hurt, why is it funny?
No, it's not like that.
I mean, what are you doing? It usually hurts.
What am I doing? I'm telling you to do it.
Oh, you're telling me to do it.
You're telling me to do it.
I'll say it like you're telling me to do it.
I'll say it clearly like you're telling me to do it.
If you say it clearly like you're telling me to do it, I'll think you're just telling me to do it and get irritated.
Oh, I know what you mean.
You know what I mean?
You don't do it now, do you?
You're telling me to do it.
Don't you have a nipple?
What do you mean by "don't you have one"?
Don't you have anything against nipples?
Like you want me to pinch you?
No, I don't.
Don't you pinch yourself?
What?
Myself?
What's funny about myself?
Who are you?
You're usually like this.
Oh, it's funny.
I'm sorry, but it's not funny.
What's funny about it?
You know what?
I think you're really unfair.
What's unfair?
No, I'm not.
I'm the one who does it.
I can't do it.
I'm the one who does it.
You're going to get me.
I'm going to say "what are you doing?"
Are you doing it with both hands?
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to say "I'm curious about the juzu".
I'm going to take it off.
I'm going to take it off when I'm eating chikumi.
What is juzu to you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
I'm definitely going to use your chikumi.
Why?
You told me about it.
I'm not going to hit you hard.
You can say that.
I'm sorry.
What? I didn't say anything.
You said it!
I didn't say it, but you said it first!
Scary, scary, scary! I didn't say it at all! You scared me!
You're gay, aren't you?
Yeah, you don't look like it.
We're neighbors!
Well, we're neighbors, but we're a little higher up.
What are you talking about?!
You drank Earl Grey, didn't you?
When you were thirsty, you drank Earl Grey, didn't you?
- I didn't know you existed. - No, no, you're right.
That's not good. That's not good.
- We shouldn't be like Nan-chan. - No, we shouldn't.
We don't get proper jobs.
- What do you mean by "proper jobs"? - You don't get an NHK, do you?
- I'm not aiming for an NHK. - No, you're not.
But you should have one.
For someone who says such low things.
You said it first!
Besides, I just said it.
- Then you shouldn't have said it. - I didn't say it at all.
You said it!
I didn't say it, but you said it first!
Scary, scary, scary! I didn't say it at all!
That surprised me!
- I didn't say anything. - Scary, scary, scary!
- I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired. - I'm tired, too.
- No, no! - Huh? I'm really tired!
- I'm tired, too! - I'm tired, too!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Where does it hurt?
You're such a liar! I'm getting sick of you!
- Scary, scary, scary! - You said such low things first!
- You said it first! Everyone knows it! - No, I didn't say it.
I said such low things on TV, but I didn't say it now.
- You said it first! - Scary, scary, scary!
- You really shouldn't say it. - You shouldn't say it! You really shouldn't!
- Let's start being reborn from this year. - Me?
- Yes. - Really? How?
- Taking care of the elderly is really... - You haven't taken care of me until now!
- It's not like I haven't taken care of you! - You're saying like I'm hitting the elderly!
- You haven't done that! - No, I haven't done it.
- You should be punished. - No, I haven't.
- Why do you hit the elderly? - No, I asked you! Why do you hit the elderly?
- Don't hit me! Don't hit me! - That's why you should really do something like money-making.
- Money-making? Do you do that sometimes? - Yes, I do.
- It's only 7 yen, right?
- You can't put a song in it, right?
- Do you do that sometimes? - Well, it's a bit...
- Okay, I got it.
- So, today...
- Why did you shake hands with me?
- I just wanted to... - Oh, you did.
- Why did it become like this?
- You said it first. "Have you been going to a rich family recently?"
- No, I haven't.
- So, do you know where they are? - No, I don't know.
- I've never been to a rich family. - Oh...
- Oh, that's a lie! - No, it's true.
- It's true.
- The skin is peeled off, so...
- I just touched it and it was like...
- So, you don't have any erotic circuits anymore?
- I do have erotic circuits. - Oh...
- What do you do with them?
- Well, I distribute them.
- Wait, did you hear that?
- No, I didn't. - You did, didn't you?
- You told me not to do that.
- That's right. - Right? - That's right.
- I told you not to do that.
- I told you to change from this year. - You did, you did.
- So... - Don't do it, don't do it. - You can't do it. - Let's do it.
- Let's be reborn. - Oh...
- I still can't trust you.
- Do you have anything? - No, I don't.
- You say that a lot, but I don't have a dog or anything like that.
- But you really have to do that. - I understand.
- I think you'll continue to do good work. - Yes.
- I don't know if it's too late. - But...
- I have an image of you now, so I don't know if it's too late. - Yes.
- You used to say a lot of bad things about people in the past. - No.
- I think it's from that point. - I didn't say it.
- I'm scared. - No, it's not like you... - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- No, you... Where does it hurt? - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- No, you're the only one who said it. I said it too. - Who?
- Who did you say it to? - Sometimes...
- I said it to someone I saw yesterday. - I see.
- I said it like that. I've been doing it for a long time. - So it's impossible for us...
- Well, it's impossible. - ...to be loved. - No, no, no.
- Of course it's impossible. - No, it's really like that!
- It's impossible. - Even now, it's better to say it.
- Even if you're a comedian. Like "canadai" or "sandwich man". - I see.
- It's popular to say it now. - Well, if you say it like that...
- I don't know. It's better for me to say it. - What? Is there something?
- Well, of course I'm doing it.
- You say it a lot, but if a dog comes, I'll kick it.
- Which one are you doing? - Well, it doesn't look like it, but I'm doing the first one.
- It's bad! - It's bad!
- But it's very popular now, isn't it? - It's very popular!
- Do you care about little birds? - Little birds? No, I don't care about them.
- Well, I've never seen it, but... - Who's doing it?
- There are many people who are popular. - Who is it? Who is it now?
- Nobu. - Who? - Chidori's Nobu? - Nobu?
- Chidori's Nobu is Nobu Ataru. He uses a lot of birds.
Chidori says it.