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I'm not going to wait for you anymore
Everything will be fine
We're not going to leave you alone
Everything seems okay
We're not going to leave you alone
Everything seems okay
We're not going to leave you alone
Everything seems okay
Thank you very much
"Gaki no Tsukai" is celebrating its 30th anniversary
They eat fancy food and spend time together
"Gaki no Tsukai" is back
The 13th Yama-One Grand Prix
Break entertainer Toriumon Yama-One Grand Prix!
This project has discovered hundreds of break entertainers every year.
What kind of new stars will appear this year?
Let's go.
The first group is...
A young man challenges Kansai's female theme with courage.
Can he imitate a genius's playfulness and poison parts?
Here is a genius pianist.
All right, let's play a game.
Huh?
You're kidding me, right?
There are more Kaminuma Emiko-san characters than Dairan and Smash Bros. characters!
I'll use Kaminuma-san.
Wow!
Impressive!
This is...
The attack is...
A button!
Punched!
Not funny!
Talked!
A button! A button!
Not funny! Not funny!
Not funny!
B button!
I don't hate eggplant.
Eggplant!
In the past, my mother used to put cooked eggplant in my lunch box.
It's very delicious, but juice spills out of my bag.
That's why it smelled like soup stock all the time!
What are you talking about?
Emiko-san, you idiot!
What are you talking about?
Emiko-san, you idiot!
C button!
Barcho-kun!
Z button!
One, two, three, four...
Besides A button, you can't attack, can you?
So, this is a battle between me and Kirby.
Ready...
Fight!
Not funny!
Go!
Not funny!
Go!
You're late!
One, two, three, four...
He's strong!
I hate eggplant.
Kirby!
Eggplant!
Go!
Alright!
Did you win?
Go!
What is this?
It's different here and there.
It doesn't make sense to win.
Thank you very much.
Kaminuma Emigo's impersonation.
That's right. I'm doing it.
I like it. I like it.
She also bought it for herself.
That's right.
I got it directly.
I'd like to hear your impressions.
Masumoto-san.
Masumoto-san, you chose it?
Yes, I was looking at it.
I thought it was amazing.
Thank you very much.
I'll give you a reward.
What is it?
It's a bus jack.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Is this a combination or a trio?
It's a one-sided manzai and a new form of laughter.
It's a compass.
Nice to meet you all!
Nice to meet you, too!
I'm Uchidaka's greatest master, Song-chan!
I'm ten months old!
What?!
Why are you here?!
Mom said "hello" today, right?
Don't say that!
She told me to do my best!
Don't say "don't do your best!"
Don't get in the way of manzai!
Leave it to someone!
Yoshinaga Sayuri.
Sayuri...
Sayuri, what is it?
You said dirty and violent words, so I'm purifying you with beautiful words.
What do you mean "purify"?
I've been listening to your voice and sound since you were in my stomach.
I want you to hear me with beautiful words!
I know, but what you're thinking is crazy!
Don't purify me, master!
What do you mean "don't purify me"?
I'm really only thinking about children!
That's right! That's your responsibility!
I can't worry about you anymore!
What I'm worried about the most recently is when I cry in public!
I know some people are scared of me!
Don't do your best!
If you say that, I'll be upset, so let's practice!
Practice? Okay, I'll be careful.
Hey, hey, hey!
You're too loud! Make me stop crying!
Can you cry like you do on TV?
No, no, no!
I feel sorry for you, but I can't!
I can't do this!
I know! I know!
Your hands! Your hands! Your hands!
Write "body" and "hands"!
You don't have to explain it to me!
But it's amazing that you don't cry.
What's wrong with you?! I want to do some manzai!
There's someone you admire in front of you!
Hamada-san!
Hamada Brittney!
Matsumoto-san!
Era Yoshikazu!
Purify yourself!
You look like you're not good at purifying!
And Tsukitei Hosei-san!
Tsukitei Happo!
Don't use "master" when you purify yourself!
This is a show you admire, right?!
"Gakitsuka"!
"My First Servant"!
I don't purify myself like that!
Huh?
My child might be out of breath!
Purify yourself with those words!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing!
Manzai is like this now!
No, it's not like that!
It's new!
It's a real child!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
It's normal to cry, but...
I heard you have special skills!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Since he's a child of his own...
Yes!
While doing manzai, he didn't have any facial expressions...
But I heard you can make him laugh in one go!
Well, since he's a mother...
That's right!
In one go!
Yes!
I'd like to make you laugh with impersonations!
Yes!
Are you ready?!
Hammer! Hammer!
Let's see if you can win the bet.
Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber! Amber!
Hammer! Hammer!
Good game!
He his such a good lad.
I want you two to do something for us.
Matsumoto-san's first name "kokorozashi" is my last name "kokorozashi" and I am the last name "kokorozashi" of my first name "kokorozashi"
We have been receiving a lot of love from Tatekawa- shinosuke-shou and we were able to add "kokorozashi" to our name
so we hope you will support Matsumoto-san
Matsumoto-san's first name "kokorozashi" is my last name "kokorozashi" and I am the last name "kokorozashi"
Matsumoto-san's first name "kokorozashi" is my last name "kokorozashi"
kokorozashi
I did my best!
Today, I came up with a short story for you to know the charm of gymnastics, so please take a look!
Short story "Bank Robbery"!
Robbery!
Give me your hand!
I'm sorry, it's not a hand!
What is this?
It was fun!
Thank you very much!
Everyone! Sekinsuke!
You will graduate from this school today!
Everyone! Congratulations on your graduation!
You all look happy. It was a happy graduation ceremony.
That's right! I know what you all want to say!
Your suit is flashy!
But this is all you have!
This is all you have!
You can get angry with me anywhere!
I have something to give you all today!
Sakashita! Your family owned a liquor store, right?
The mobile phone model I'm going to give you is...
...the beer you got when you were hit by a glass!
Sakashita! Your family owned a liquor store, right?
Congratulations on your graduation!
Remember it!
Lastly, I want to say this to everyone.
I want your life to shine brightly.
With that wish in mind, it's a flash firework!
(laughter)
Congratulations on your graduation!
Everyone, stay healthy!
Thank you very much!
(music)
(laughter)
(music)
Let's go on!
Not only rap, but also not only rhythm stories, but also words of new senses manzai will be pioneered.
We are Watanabe Entertainment.
Here is "Zest".
Good morning!
Hello! I'm "Zest". Nice to meet you!
Likewise!
I have a friend, Suzuki.
You have a friend, Suzuki?
Yes! Suzuki likes strange things.
What strange things?
Tsutsuki!
Tsutsuki!?
Tsutsuki, which you attack with your head?
Tsutsuki-tsuki!
Tsutsuki-tsuki?
You like Tsutsuki, don't you?
Suzuki-tsutsuki-tsuki!
Suzuki-tsutsuki-tsuki!?
One day, Suzuki noticed that he liked Tsutsuki- tsutsuki-tsuki!
One day, Suzuki-san noticed.
One by one.
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Suzuki-sukki-nizuki? Suzuki-sukki-nizuki! Even if you read it from the other side, Suzuki-sukki- nizuki! Huh?
Kizuni...kiz...kizufu.
That's not it!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
Thank you!
Wow!
That's not all!
Yes!
Mr. Nanba!
Yes!
I heard you're one of the most talented people in the entertainment world.
That's right.
I'm really good at decoping.
Decoping?
Yes, I've been doing decoping since I was a student and I've gotten really good at it.
Actually, I was thinking of asking Fujiwara-san of Karate-no-Yuudanshan to do it for us, but he's not here with us today.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, I'd like to ask Heipo-san, the weakest one...
Heipo-san?
I'm sorry, but it's your mission.
I see.
You're really strong!
That means you're really strong, right?
It depends on your mission.
That's right, it depends on your level.
That hurts.
Let's take off your glasses.
It's moving!
Heipo, where did you get that from?
That was a good one!
That was really good!
I thought you'd say that!
I'm not really good at decoping, so I'd like to ask Hamada-san of Karate-no-Yuudanshan to do it for us.
It hurts!
I'm not really sure about Heipo-san's reaction.
Heipo-san, you're a little over-the-top sometimes, aren't you?
That's right, that's right.
I'd like you to do it for someone you know.
That's right.
This is a little scary.
But Hamada-san says he doesn't feel any pain at all.
Oh, really?
Really?
Which one hurts?
It's written in the N.A.C. guidelines.
Oh, we didn't know about that.
In a way, it's a one-on-one experience.
It's a one-on-one experience.
Please do it for us.
He's nervous!
Wow, Mr. Hamada!
I heard a "kiiiii" sound.
It was a loud sound even though we're here.
Um, who was it?
Mr. Hamada, you can't pull it anymore.
It's okay now.
You just turned your head down, didn't you?
No, no, no, I really got it!
I don't know if you got it or not. Just cut me out of it!
Okay!
I got it!
Mr. Hamada, you're in the lead now!
I'm sorry, but you can't pull it anymore!
I heard a "kiiiii" sound.
It's okay now.
It was a loud sound even though we're here.
Um, who was it?
It was a loud sound even though we're here.
Um, who was it?
Okay, let's go.
Um, who was it?
Wow! You got it!
Um, who was it?
You got it!
That was fun!
Thank you!
Mr. Shimura, who lies too much.
Mr. Shimura,
to be honest,
how many girls have you dated?
to be honest, how many girls have you dated?
Oh, younger ones?
I've done it with all of them.
It's a lie!
You're laughing too much!
Mr. Shimura, with a strange personality.
A woman's double arms and chest have the same hardness.
Is that so? I've never heard of it.
But I don't think it's that soft.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! What are you doing?
I like to pinch you.
Don't be happy about it.
It's finally the last one.
Yes.
The story of the body-type entertainer who gave up his life is versioned up.
It's a new fusion of laughter and muscles.
It's "Nakayama Muscle-kun".
Here you go.
It's like YouTube.
But it's finished.
Hi!
Hi! I'm Nakayama Muscle-kun.
It's been 11 years since the last "YAMA-ONE" Grand Prix.
It's an important stage.
We have a special speaker, Mr. Okamoto.
He will actually play the music.
Mr. Okamoto, as usual, please.
It looks like you're a little nervous.
And today's story is this.
I'd like to complete a muscle dish.
Of course, it will be completed with "IT'S MY LIFE" by Bon Jovi.
Mr. Okamoto, as usual, please.
Okay.
Here we go.
Music...
Start!
The end of summer with you...
Wait, the song is different, Okamoto-san! Stop it! Stop it!
Okamoto-san, wait! Wait! Okamoto-san, wait!
Salt ham!
Wait!
Wait, Okamoto-san!
Okamoto-san, the song is completely different!
Eh, Okamoto-san, you're popular because you're nervous, aren't you?
Okamoto-san!
It's you!
Okamoto-san, it's different! This is "Bon Jovi's It's My Life"!
Okamoto-san, it looks like you're a little nervous.
I'm sorry! Okamoto-san, please do it next!
This is an important stage!
I'm sorry!
Well then, I'd like to complete the muscle dish!
Music...
Start!
Okamoto-san...
The end of summer with you...
The dream of the future...
I won't forget my big hope...
No! The song is different! Stop it!
Okamoto-san! Stop it!
It looks like you're going to do it now! Stop it!
Reflection! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you, muscle!
Please go ahead!
Muscle-kun!
Yes?
Today, aside from this story, I'd like you to watch something else.
Ah, yes.
For the past four and a half years, I've lived like in America and studied muscle study.
Yes, yes.
I'd like to appeal that I can speak English.
I can do formal pronunciation well.
For example, Arnold Schwarzenegger-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
If it's you, Endo-san, how would you pronounce it?
It's just Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Then, it will be a Japanese pronunciation.
A formal one.
Yes, please.
Then, I'd like you to make use of formal pronunciation.
First of all, please tell us your impression of it.
I can't see your muscle's vision.
Vision.
I can't see your vision.
Ah, but I'm sorry.
I can't see your vision either.
Ah, I see.
Then, we will...
That's right.
A formal one.
It will also be a Japanese pronunciation.
That's right. It will definitely be in Katakana or English.
Yes.
It won't work abroad.
Yes.
Please let me pronounce it correctly.
Yes, of course.
Please let me do it.
Yes, please.
I'll do it.
Vision.
Power!
It's not power.
It was light just now.
It was light.
It became light.
I'm sweating a lot now.
Suddenly...
It's strange.
Finally, we will announce the result.
Who will be the winner of the grand prize?
The winner of the grand prize is Yamawa Trophy!
Yamawa Trophy is presented to you by Yamawa Trophy.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Please lower it a little.
Please lower it.
Children, don't cry.
I'm sorry.
Children, don't cry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
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