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It's frozen!
The strongest series ever made for the big screen.
Never Laugh
Treasure Hunter 24 Hours
Is it you?
Tonight, we'll freeze and release that 6 hours.
And inside is...this!
Never Laugh
Treasure Hunter 24 Hours
This is the "Never Laugh" that aired on New Year's Eve.
But there were so many things we wanted to show you.
Come out, angels!
In the trainee training room, mysterious angels gather.
I look like this, but I'm not.
Don't say it out loud, just say it out loud.
A mysterious talk battle breaks out.
Also, in a dark arena in the basement...
A nostalgic guy joins the group.
A struggle for a lifetime.
And in the bar...
Don't make fun of me!
I'm not making fun of you.
I'm not making fun of you!
New angels continue to appear.
They're hanging on their wrists.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no, no, no!
What's wrong with you?
You're dead!
Tonight, it's finally over!
Treasure Hunter 24 Hours
Don't miss it!
Special!
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Isn't Sega the other way around?
- Mr. Matsumoto. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, since it's New Year's Eve... - Yes.
- Let's show you what we didn't show you every year. - Yes.
- Let's show you what we didn't show you every year. - I see.
- Yama-chan, please do the V sign. - Really?
- Yes. - Okay.
- Then, shall we do the V sign? - Let's do it.
- V-T-R. - V. - T. - R. - Start.
- Isn't this terrible?
- Did you say it already? - No, it looks like you've said it already.
- You've said it already, haven't you?
Now, let's take a look at "Treasure Hunters", who shouldn't be laughing, from the beginning.
The five people who were assigned to work as new "Treasure Hunters"...
...were forced to change into suitable clothes.
- You're a great guy. - Thank you.
- Do I look good? - Yeah, you're hilarious.
From the moment they boarded the bus...
...they weren't allowed to laugh anymore.
The first person to laugh was...
Two people, a Yankee and a Skebani, laughed.
Then...
Are you kidding me?
Skebani, a rival party, showed up and started beating them up.
Stop it, you muscle man!
What are you doing? Shut up, Protein!
Sit down, Protein!
On his daughter's birthday, he secretly bought a handbag and tried to make her laugh in it.
He secretly put his own figures in it, but only his handbag was happy about it.
The figures got eaten up by his daughter and ended up in his mother's garden.
What are you talking about?
Who said that?
And you, you went to Disneyland and bought a Mickey's dump top.
You didn't go to high school, you changed in the bathroom.
Why?
What are you doing?
I was wondering why you didn't stand out in the bathroom.
You have a picture of it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Let me see it.
You didn't stand out in the bathroom, but you changed in the bathroom.
What are you talking about?
In Disneyland...
You're making a mess of the bathroom.
What are you thinking of doing?
I know what you're thinking of doing.
Changing in the bathroom and hiding your face.
What are you thinking of doing?
Everyone, out!
Hello!
Our next blind guest is Chidori, who appeared in "Manzai Ippon" last time.
I don't know how to book a hotel.
That's easy!
Please, please, please!
Yes, hello!
I'm Hakubei, the wife of Kisui.
Hakubei!
Yes!
That's an amazing name!
I'm Shiro Taira.
I don't know who Shiro Taira is.
Yes!
I'd like to stay with my family on weekends.
Thank you!
Let me confirm your reservation.
Chiben-yokoyama High School, Yaki-ugi, Hachigi- ugi...
That's not it!
Thank you!
The result is...
No one laughs at you.
That's not funny at all!
Hey!
That's not funny at all!
The suit is big!
The suit is not big!
It's big.
It's the size of Tommy's Masa-san.
It doesn't matter if it's big or small.
Let's make it tight!
Can we change the suit?
Yes, let's change the suit.
They change the suit and compete again.
They worked hard.
Hello!
I'm Kitori. Nice to meet you.
I'm thinking of going on a trip on my day off.
That's good.
But I don't know how to get a divorce.
Divorce?
This one.
I'm Kisuikan Ogami Hakubei.
Hakubei?
What's your name?
I'm Shiro Taira.
I don't know who Shiro Taira is.
I'm sorry for laughing at you.
Give me a minute.
Hey!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
My tires are burning!
What are you doing, young man?
Out!
Mom!
Not in that bucket.
Mom!
This is how they arrive at their first task,
the Omane High School Research Institute.
In the new trainees' training room,
where the five of them spent a lot of time,
there is an old story to tell.
A letter.
The letter is...
"Hyokkorihan Set".
One.
This is an interesting set where you can become Hyokkorihan.
That's good.
Two.
I prepared three sounds for the first, third, and seventh floors.
Using one of them,
you can't finish it forever until you make someone in the room laugh.
A Hyokkorihan Set that doesn't end until someone laughs.
First, they'll try one sound.
Here we go!
Three, two, one, go!
Ai! Hyokkorihan!
Hyokkorihan!
It's a little hard to see your face.
What about seven times?
I wanted to see it seven times.
Let's do it seven times.
Can you do it seven times?
I can't see you.
No, no, no, Hyokkorihan is...
If you put on glasses like that, will you be able to see me?
I'm not wearing it on purpose for Hyokkorihan.
But the door is the right one, right?
So, Hamada will challenge.
I can't see you at all.
Let's do it seven times.
Okay, seven times.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, you're weak.
I'm sorry.
Kosei, Tanaka, Hamada, Endo, Ago...
It makes sense.
A mysterious DVD from Endo's drawer.
What's in it?
Appearance OK Darby!
I had this before too.
Will these celebrities appear in disguise?
The secret of their appearance has been filmed with a hidden camera.
One, two, three!
Disguised as them is Mariconne, who shows a relaxed limbo dance.
These three people have entered.
Who showed Mariconne's limbo dance?
Endo-san, please answer!
It's Amika-san.
She got it!
Limbo!
Are you serious?
What are you doing?
You touch my thigh!
Limbo!
Try again!
The ending!
Let's go!
Limbo!
Are you serious?
What are you doing?
You touch my thigh!
Limbo!
Try again!
Limbo!
So, next is...
My hip!
You touch my thigh!
So...
Ready? One, two, three, rainbow!
We are boom boom boom b-k-o-p-i-n-g!
You'll touch my pot! You'll touch my pot!
B-k-o-p-i-n-g!
Boom boom boom b-k-o-p-i-n-g!
We're all out!
It's not something you can win easily!
A story that's been tortured for over ten years...
"Pulling it out"
We're not revealing it just yet...
We're not revealing it just yet... The "pulling it out" story is...
One, two...
Two, one here...
Oh, it's there...
We'll start now...
Let's start cleaning up...
We're doing this for the first time in 30 years...
30 years later...
Oh, you're right...
You've been doing that for a while now...
What do you mean "30 years later"?
Let's do it together again...
Are you ready?
Yes!
30 years later...
What do you mean "30 years later"?
Let's do it together again...
Are you ready?
Yes!
30 years later...
What do you mean "30 years later"?
Who?
I don't know...
But it's Masumoto-san, right?
Endo, Tanaka, out!
Masumoto-san, you know, that hair color...
It's a shame, right?
Ouch!
Maybe you should have been in my starting line-up?
Well, I guess you're right.
If you're happy with it...
Masumoto-san's tongue is sticking out.
Why?
His teeth are bad.
They're side by side.
Oh, I see.
They look alike.
Why was Yamazaki there 30 years ago?
Next, from Tanaka's starting line-up...
"The Best Key".
Oh, this...
There's electricity.
Electricity, right?
Tanaka?
I don't have much time for that.
Is there such a place?
Matsumoto, out!
I don't have much time for that.
No, it's not like that.
It's red.
That's how it is.
No way!
Really?
That's how it is. It's red.
That's how it is.
You're kidding me, right?
What's wrong with you?
You're kidding me, right?
That's how it is.
It's red.
It can't be red!
It's dangerous!
Wait a minute, Tanaka.
Tanaka, out!
That's how it is.
Tanaka, out!
I hate you!
Really...
This is no good.
It's red!
You just did it right away!
It's red.
It's red!
Yes, it's out.
It's out.
Yes, it's out.
I don't have much time for that.
That's how it is.
That's why...
That's right.
There's no way I want to see it.
That's right.
That's how it is.
It can't be Tanaka, right?
That's right.
It can't be Tanaka, right?
It can't be.
It can't be anyone.
But it can be.
I'll go.
Really?
Yes.
It's the same face, isn't it?
Matsumoto, out!
I'm out, right?
That's right.
After all, there's bad taste in teeth.
It's out below, too.
So, with downtown..
So it's like this, 30 years later.
The back is on the other side.
It's the other side.
- An old man's mask. - It's amazing.
- It costs a lot of money. - I won't forget the old man's mask.
- I thought it was expensive. - It wasn't good.
Five people were suffering from an old man's mask in downtown.
When they went to the exhibition room for a tour, they met someone.
- Isn't this Mr. Kokoro? - Fujiwara-kun, what's up?
- This is Mr. Kokoro, a special mental counselor at the Omame Institute of Applied Sciences. - Mental counselor...
- He's famous for helping anyone with counseling. - Mr. Kokoro started counseling.
- Excuse me. - First, Mr. Tanaka.
- Mr. Tanaka, please tell me about your problems. - I've been getting a little fat lately.
Mr. Tanaka is divorced and his mental state is getting worse, but he's still doing his best, isn't he?
When he drains the pond water, he sprays it with a zip. When he sprays it, he drains the pond water.
When he thinks he's drained the pond water, he sprays it with a zip again.
He's doing his job in such a patterned way so safely, isn't he?
You can relax now.
Next, about Hamada.
It's a little scary, isn't it?
- By the way, Mr. Hamada? - Yes?
Do you remember?
That was 23 years ago, in 1995.
For some reason, in the rehash scene, Cookie, who is angry at Hamada, appears and reproduces the scene.
So, I'm like this.
Like this.
Eh?! Eh?! Eh?! Sometimes it's impossible! Movement!
Don't make me cry, Don't make me cry, don't make me cry.
Don't make me cry, Don't make me cry.
No way.
Don't make me cry, Don't make me cry.
No way, I'm not going to cry.
Don't make me cry, don't make me cry.
Everyone's out!
Who's laughing?
No, I'm serious.
Returning to the training room, it's that VTR again.
Appearance, OK Darby!
Next up is...
Panda!
Hamburger Master with a loud voice and high tension is our guest today!
These three are our guests today!
Who is our guest today?
Hamada-san, please answer!
It's Zero!
It might be so...
I don't know who it is...
It's me!
No way!
Are you serious?
Did you forget? It's me!
It's Shiraku Borg!
It's me!
What's wrong? Did you forget?
It's me!
It's Tosaka Borg!
It's me!
When I was asked to do this job, I refused right away!
Because I'm next to Tosaka!
Why do I have to be next to someone who is not famous?
But...
There is a reason!
After all...
Knowledge is important!
It's me!
- His voice is coming out! - His voice is coming out!
Next up is Tosaka Berg with 200 grams of hot iron plate joke.
His voice is coming out!
This year, me and Udo, who are from the same NHK, quit.
But they were driven by the viewers of "News Zero"!
- That's right. - That's right.
I also received an offer from "Daily Tele" last month.
I was wondering what kind of news program it would be,
but I was forced to impersonate an entertainer who only shouts in such a variety show!
(cough)
It's just a bad breath!
It can't be helped.
Just look at the meat.
Sotakaba!
I don't know at all!
Sotakaba!
I don't know, I don't know!
Everyone flew to the most important place!
The next five people went to a special training facility.
Even on this journey, they can't escape the blind spot of laughter.
I...
I really want to die!
A high school girl who looks like a student of a music school.
Then...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Sorry for being late!
But...
Are you nervous?
Of course I am!
Because...
Today is...
The interview of "Amagasaki Kagekidan" that we dream of!
That's right!
There's no way we won't do it!
But...
Shall we practice for the interview?
Can we?
We should, right?
"Amagasaki Kagekidan" is different from other interviews...
Because we don't have a training degree.
So we'll be asked questions in advance.
In order...
Exam number...
Then, name...
Then, birthplace...
Then, hobby...
Favorite food...
Then, favorite words...
Then, favorite movie...
Since we already know all of them, we just have to answer, right?
Yes, yes.
Then, Hana-kun...
Thank you!
Next person, please!
Yes!
Number...
Twenty-five!
Akihana!
To Tokyo!
Non-style waiting!
Young Hamburg change job!
I am...
Lambo-tsu!
Matsumoto, Hanada, Endo, Tanaka, Tauto!
Then, she started practicing free acting.
I've been thinking about it.
When I came back home, I suddenly had a corpse.
That's a terrible situation.
Let's say you have a corpse in front of you.
Let's try it.
Be careful.
Okay, I'll try it.
Great!
Everyone is out!
That's a terrible situation.
It's terrible.
I see.
If you get caught, you will be punished.
You must not get caught!
Treasure Hunter!
As a sketch, she is a world champion of the boxing world championship.
She will participate in the game.
She received a merciless punishment from the clowns.
Champion!
Great!
Champion!
Great!
Some people change their appearance.
Top star.
He is a top star.
Top star.
He is really a top star.
He is not a top star.
He is wearing sunglasses.
Wow, he is a top star.
It's beautiful, Hosei-san.
It's amazing.
It's good.
It's like a big staircase.
Yes.
There is a staircase.
It's like that.
It's like you are not defeated in your own family.
Staircase suits you.
It's amazing.
It's like you are not defeated in your own family.
On top of that, even if you attack with a big truck...
It's amazing.
Wait a minute.
It's amazing.
It's scary.
It's amazing.
It's scary.
Wait a minute.
Tanaka!
Where did Tanaka go?
Where did he go?
Wait a minute.
Tanaka!
Wait a minute.
He went back to the training room and dealt with the story of how he got out of there.
He used the key that came out of Tanaka's drawer and opened the locker.
This is a feast for my tribe.
Please enjoy it.
It's scary.
Is it heavy?
It's pretty heavy.
It's frozen.
Something is coming out of it.
It's like dry ice.
Is it really frozen?
Tama-chan!
Hahaha...
No, no...
Hahaha...
Everyone, out!
I can't stand it anymore!
What is this?
This place is...
Ha!
Once again, the five members are forced to suffer.
Hahaha...
This is where it all begins.
The five members are attacked by the evil army.
This is where it all begins.
The five members are attacked by the evil army.
Masumoto-san, why don't you open it?
Me?
There's no way I'm opening it.
No, no, no...
Hahaha...
I don't like letters.
Let me take a look.
Yes.
Huh?
Oh, it's a photo again.
Oh, it's not.
It's a card.
Is it a card?
Oh, it's Tanaka's pattern, isn't it?
There's a card called "ibisu yoshikazu",
Yes, yes, yes...
and it's written by a famous gambler who debuted as a cartoonist at the age of 26.
Yes, yes, yes...
And the next one is "tantetta girora" too.
It's like a card game, isn't it?
Agnes-chan.
Wow, it's really sad.
What does it say?
I don't know. It doesn't say anything.
There must be some instruction.
Next, from Hamada's hand, there are also three cards.
And...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, what was that for?
I'm a game master who will guide you through the ancient "talking battle"!
First, look at this!
A legendary game said to have been enjoyed by certain ancient clans...
And that is...
"TALKING CARD BATTLE"!
First...
The player with the card...
Will summon a warrior from each of the three cards.
Next...
A cycle with six themes will be played...
And a "talk" theme will be decided.
The summoned warrior...
Will perform the best "talk" according to the theme in order...
And the one who performs the best "talk" will win!
That's the "talk" theme!
It's all about how you fight...
After you've cut out your card...
First...
Choose which warrior you will summon!
I see...
Let's start with Hamada!
Yes!
This is important!
Now, who is it?
It's Fujinami Tatsumi!
Fujinami Tatsumi!
Come out, warrior Fujinami Tatsumi!
There you are!
Good job!
Now, next...
Matsumoto!
Who will you summon?
Agnes-chan!
Come out, warrior Agnes-chan!
Well, well...
It's time for us to say goodbye.
This is it...
Bye-bye!
What are you doing?
Out!
Fosei! Tanaka! Out!
Ouch!
What a big sound!
Let's start the first battle.
I'll decide the theme.
This is the theme!
This is big, isn't it?
What?
This is the theme!
What?
This is how I look like.
First fighter, Fujinami Tatsumi! Show us!
This is how I look like.
We fight in the ring.
Actually, I'm afraid of injections.
One time, when I was treating my nerves,
I was too tense and my nerves were bent.
One more time, after the training,
I couldn't inject my blood vessels.
My blood vessels were too tense and I couldn't inject them.
So, it was the worst.
Two or three times, my nerves were bent.
I didn't have much time.
Stop talking about it!
You're useless.
You're useless at all!
Can you go next?
This is how I look like.
But I inject a lot of umeshu.
My friends say it's delicious.
When I say, "Would you like me to take it home with you?"
They say, "No, thank you."
They say it for a reason.
It's one of the little mysteries of life.
If it's delicious, I'd like to take it home with me.
But I don't take it home with me.
Monse, out!
Weird, isn't it? If it's delicious, I'd like to take it home with me.
Don't continue yet.
Alright, the winner is...
Agnes!
OK!
I did it! Thank you very much!
Thank you, I'm glad.
Excuse me.
Alright, let's go for the second battle.
I'll go for Tamao Nakamura.
Tamao Nakamura!
Alright!
Thank you very much!
Who will Matsumoto choose?
Girolamo!
This program has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
"Jiro-rama".
"Jiro-rama", oh!
It's good, isn't it?
The theme is this!
"Staircase Story"!
Contestants, show us your "Staircase Story"!
I stay at local hotels for various jobs.
And when the curtains were closed and I tried to open them in the morning, they would never open.
And when I tried to open them, they wouldn't open automatically and I smashed the curtains.
The end.
Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, Hamada, out!
What was the theme?
I thought it was a story about stairs.
Jiro and I also want to hear a story about stairs!
My mother is 80 years old.
I live in the countryside, alone.
My father passed away about 30 years ago.
I live in a different house now.
My mother went there and there was a man next to her.
He was older than my mother and was 90 years old.
We ate dinner together and went to bed at night.
My room was next to my mother and her boyfriend's room.
When I started sleeping at night, I heard various sounds.
takan, takan, takan, takan, takan
I thought it was scary.
The next day, when we ate breakfast, my mother said,
I think the ghost came yesterday.
takan, takan
While laughing, my mother said to me,
You're getting older, but you're still working hard.
She was holding me like a bucket.
Takan, out!
The winner is...
Takan Nakamura!
That was a great talk.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I'm so happy for my sister and Gacko!
Thank you!
OK, next up is the last battle!
Yes!
Takizawa Karen!
Can she do it?
Yes!
OK, next up is the last battle!
Who will you summon?
Hmm...
Ebisu Yoshikazu!
Come out, Takizawa Karen!
This has been brought to you by these sponsors.
Come out, Takizawa Karen!
Shara-shara, shara-shara, shut up!
Ebisu Yoshikazu, come out!
Chacha, come on!
Matsumoto, out!
Ouch!
Let's decide the theme.
Yes, please.
The theme of the last round is this!
But we can't say what's good, can we?
Well, you did come out.
I may look like this, but I'm not.
Okay, players, stand up.
Show us!
I'm Takizawa Karen.
But what I'm about to say is what I've been watching since I was born.
I like people's noses.
I've been saying it for a long time, but there are noses I like and hate.
You like noses?
Who do you like among these noses?
Mr. Tanaka.
Mr. Tanaka's noses?
Yes.
Why don't you take a closer look?
What do you like about Mr. Tanaka's noses?
It's not that I like them...
But you've said you like them, haven't you?
They're the closest.
Mr. Tanaka's noses are the closest?
What about yours?
I can't look at them.
Tamada, Benzo, out!
I can't look at them.
I don't mean it in a weird way.
How about you, Hosei?
I can't do it.
I can't look at them.
Matsumoto, Hosei, Endo, Tanaka, Handa, Kanto...
I can't look at them.
Ouch!
I can't look at them.
That's too much.
Angel Ebisu Yoshikazu, show us!
Can I stand up?
You don't have to stand up.
I think you don't have much experience.
There is a food corner near a department store.
They sell big inari.
I like big inari wrapped in sweet vinegar rice.
I saw a big inari and decided to eat it today.
I ate a big inari with a big mouth.
Tanaka, Hosei, Endo, out!
Ouch!
It looks painful.
I ate a big inari with a big mouth.
Then something weird happened to me.
My jaw came off.
My jaw came off and I couldn't speak.
I ate a big inari with a big mouth.
I couldn't eat it anymore.
So I quit eating it.
Hasegawa, Hosei, out!
Was it painful?
It wasn't painful at all.
The winner is Kane Takezawa!
It was hard for me to understand what they were talking about.
According to the theme...
Five people were fighting against free-spirited blind people.
Dirty justice is rather dazzling.
Kane Takezawa wins!
Stun Kermen has been revived and Hosei is dead.
Hosei...
Are you making fun of us?
Wow!
My name is Apois.
I am a dark shaman who serves Stun Kermen since ancient times.
Hey, Hosei...
What are you up to?
Are you insulting our king?
No, we are not!
No one has survived our wrath.
We will send you to hell!
No way!
This is terrible!
There is only one way for you to escape this punishment.
And that is...
Your bond with your friends!
I will now ask you questions about Hosei.
If you can answer within ten seconds, you will be freed from punishment.
Let's work together and protect him.
Yes, let's protect him.
I will now ask Hamada.
What?
Hosei, what month and what day is your birthday?
You know, don't you? You've been swearing for 30 years, don't you?
I'm sorry, but I really don't know.
What? You're sorry?
I know.
No, I really don't know.
I know.
Wait a minute!
Hey! What? I didn't say anything!
I didn't say anything!
I don't know.
I don't know!
Wait a minute!
What month and what day is your birthday?
I don't know!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Danaka, Out!
That hurts! That hurts!
That hurts!
The next iron bat has a different level of destructive power.
That hurts!
I don't think I can do it.
Oh, I know! I know!
I know! I know!
I know!
No, no, no.
What do you know?
That's why I'm in a hurry.
Wow!
That's why you're in a hurry?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
Yes, you can do it.
Kendo!
He can't answer the next quiz.
Kosei, Out!
Huh?
Kendo, right?
Wow!
But...
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Danaka, Out!
Why is he pushing me all the time?
No, no, no.
The escalation of buttock emergency treatment.
It's crazy.
This is hard.
It's pretty good.
It's perfect.
It looks like a school uniform.
I feel like I'm being protected.
No, you can't say that.
To Matsumoto.
Yes.
The female talent that Hosei used to host on the genius TV team of educational TV was...
Female?
Ah!
Mississippi Maria!
What?
Hosei, out!
It's correct.
It was too late.
It's okay. It's okay. You can do it.
Mr. Hamada will protect you.
Ouch!
What's this?
Something came out of Mr. Hamada.
What's this?
Something came out of Mr. Hamada.
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
Ouch!
A theft incident occurred in the exhibition room and they rushed to the scene.
There were three people who looked like criminal thieves,
but they said they were comedians and not thieves.
Comedians?
Bring them here!
The three people who call themselves comedians are...
Hurry up!
Yo-yo!
Are you serious?
Hamada, Tanaka, Endo, Gosei, out!
They look alike.
They do.
Ouch!
When the investigation was over...
What's going on?
A senior detective appeared.
I'm telling you, you'll be late!
You're always like this! You're the leader! Do it!
Why do I have to be the leader?
Do it!
Why?
Why do I have to do it?
Do it!
They developed into comedy comedians.
It's you!
Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
The three of them confessed to being comedians and were forced out of the room.
The investigation was over again.
Something like a whip had fallen.
The hobbies and thoughts of comedians...
were scattered all over the place.
Hey, you.
Yes?
You have good eyes.
Yes.
Can you hit me with this?
No, no, no.
Can you hit me with this?
No, no, no.
Then, I will...
Can you let me go for a second?
Sensei, I don't feel any pain, so can you hit me?
No, no, no.
What is it?
Hit me properly.
More.
I don't feel any pain, so hit me more.
No, more.
Hit me more seriously.
Hit me seriously.
I will be dirty even if I faint.
More.
Hit me.
More.
Hit me.
More.
Hit me.
More.
Hit me.
The investigation was difficult...
What is that underwear you are wearing?
Ah, yes.
Isn't that a gold necklace you are wearing?
Who put this hammerton on me?
Come to think of it, you went out to buy cigarettes during the incident.
I just happened to be away from you.
I've never seen you smoking in public!
You are the culprit!
Damn you, Shidatsu!
Damn you!
Catch him!
Take him away!
Let me go!
What is going on?
Who put this hammerton on you?
What kind of attitude is that?
Let me go!
Why did you go out with that hammerton?
The investigation was difficult...
Who put this hammerton on you?
Welcome to Happy Boy!
Takashima-san!
You look great! Excellent!
Come on!
Four crabs for New Year's Eve
Takashima family's hajisarashi
It's time to tell you about the situation
Come on!
Happy Boy!
We're out!
We're going to see a world-class escape show by world- class illusionists.
An underwater escape show is when you use both hands and feet to speed up on an embankment,
and break open the four keys in the water tank.
Now for the biggest climax of this escape show.
David Kawashima, who is in the water tank, is locked in with his lid and chains.
The key is also thrown into the water tank.
In short, this time David Kawashima breaks open four keys in the water,
and at the end, he stretches his arm out of the small hole in the lid that only one arm can enter,
breaks open the lock on the chain, and escapes to a world-class escape show.
Now, it's locked!
It's open! It's open!
The lock has been removed and the lock is now locked.
And now, the lock has been thrown in!
And now, is Debit and Kawashima's left wrist or right wrist?
They are now removing the lock.
First is the right ankle.
It's calm.
How about here?
It's open.
You can do it! You can do it!
They are now removing four locks and only the upper part is left.
Is it up here? Is it up here? Is it up here?
And now, the last lock!
Debit!
It's not reaching!
He has forgotten about the lock!
Now, he's going to use the lock to...
He's dropped it! He's dropped it!
Debit! Debit! Debit!
Lock is out!
That was close! That was close!
Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
Are you okay?!
Debit is out!
Count it for me!
The next five people will meet legendary psychic!
Tell me about it.
[musics]
[applause]
Out!
The legendary psychic is Jakibarai no Gishiki in Matsumoto.
[laughter]
[speaking in Japanese]
[laughter]
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Tanaka, out!
Next up is collecting treasure information in a bar.
[speaking in Japanese]
The difference in judgment is intense.
Extraordinary.
A mom appeared in this bar.
- Customers, are you coming? - Then...
- Yes. - Make sure you bring out your alcohol.
- Good evening. - Excuse me.
A new hostess appears.
If my mom didn't pick me up, I'd be a abandoned cat by now.
- Thief cat. - Are you serious?
- Thief cat, it's me!
- What's with you? - I'm not a cat.
[laughter]
- I'm not a cat. - I'm sorry.
- Takanashi!
- I'm sorry I'm late. - Don't worry about it.
Another new hostess appears.
[singing]
And along with her mom's song...
A new hostess starts dancing.
I'll leave everything behind and come to you.
I'll answer you.
[laughter and applause]
What are you talking about?
I'll never come back here again.
Please give me some knowledge about Japan.
Everyone is out.
The next group is...
The trouble makers, the treasure hunters.
Sorry about that.
No, it's fine.
I think it'll be fine.
While exchanging information...
There's a topic of a certain person.
I've heard that a Japanese comedian, Matsumoto Hitoshi...
Has made a lot of money.
In that person's case...
He must have made a lot of money.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
In a book in the past...
It said that you shouldn't train your body like a comedian.
But now...
It's strange, isn't it?
In any case...
It's not wrong to train your body, is it?
But in the book...
It's not wrong to train your body.
Right?
I don't know why you're asking me that.
That's right.
Kimura-taka digs into Matsumoto's contradictory story.
It's not wrong to train your body, is it?
It's about you, Hama-san.
Is that why you're always wearing sunglasses?
I don't know.
Kimura's passion for Matsumoto continues to grow.
When we perform "gotsu", it's a little sharp.
But now, young talents like you can say anything you want to them.
Even if they say bad things about you, you're very kind.
What do you mean?
Well, I've always been kind.
Matsumoto!
Ashiya!
Jojo!
Kimura has written down his memories with Matsumoto.
It says "sit here".
It says "I love you".
It says "the origin of kindness".
It says "title".
This is...
I don't want to say it anymore.
Everyone, out!
He's serious.
He's very serious.
A cursed Myra has been discovered.
And this man has appeared.
There is a cursed Myra of the hippopotamuses that cursed and killed John Wood III.
We know that the hippopotamuses' curse has been passed down to their descendants for generations.
Actually, among the treasure hunters here today,
we know that there are people who inherit this Myra's curse, in other words, its descendants.
We have to find those descendants and cut off this negative chain of curses here.
Taking off Myra's bandage and checking her face...
Everyone, out!
In the end, they can't escape from Vinta again.
One...
Two...
Three!
Get it!
From now on, it will be unrevealed.
In the bar, there will be other laughs.
Isn't there?
In the bar, there will be other treasure hunters from all over the world.
Is it true?
In the bar...
Everyone, this time for sure, get some treasure information.
Yes.
Is it possible?
Treasure information...
It would be nice if we could get it.
Welcome.
I don't hate this feeling.
Welcome.
It's nice, isn't it?
It looks like we can drink it slowly.
Welcome.
But it has a nice atmosphere...
Hey, Messer.
When will you give it to me?
Certainly.
Thank you.
Today...
I'm waiting in line.
Oh, you are.
Yes.
It's about time I drink it.
Don't exaggerate!
Let me drink it now!
From now on...
Kao...
Suzuki...
Ajinomoto...
Galaxy and...
Kao-chan!
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!
Sponsored by you.
Hey, I'm waiting for you.
Oh, are you?
Yeah, you should be here soon.
Mr. Ogere!
I'm Kimura Kyosuke!
Oh, no! Kimura Kyosuke!
I'm Kimura Kyosuke!
I'm waiting for you.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
Ogere, okizoki, crazy, I love you.
Oh, no!
Ogere, okizoki, crazy, I'll make you a special cocktail.
Are you sure you'll make me a cocktail?
Ogere, okizoki, crazy, I love you.
Oh, no!
What are you doing, Kimura Kyosuke?
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
Let's go somewhere else.
Hey, is there a place where we can be alone?
Ogere, okizoki, crazy, I love you.
Oh, no!
Matsumoto, Kanada, Tanaka, Kosei, Aoto!
You've done a good job, haven't you?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Is this how you get together?
It doesn't matter at all.
Master, it's been a while!
Oh, hello! It's been a while!
Recently, I've been busy because I have a lot of patients who want me to treat them.
Master, it's been a while.
Hello, it's been a while.
Recently, I've been busy because I have a lot of patients who want me to treat them.
Is that so?
By the way, how is the treasure hunter who treated you the other day?
If it were him, I would have been completely cured thanks to you.
That's good.
If it had been like that, you wouldn't have been able to work as a treasure hunter because you were stuck and your walking was affected.
By the way, master, there are five treasure hunters here today. Can you check if they are outliers or not?
Sure, I'll check it out.
Is there anyone who is anxious?
Well, now that Endo is here...
His walking is a little...
Oh, I'll check it out. Come over here for a second.
Don't hesitate at all.
It's my waist, you know.
Because of that, my walking is a little...
Well, well, it's a little...
It affects your waist and how you walk.
Well, it's true that it's a little...
What should I do?
Well, then take off your shoes and socks and put your feet here for a moment.
Well, it's pretty quiet.
Well...
Can you walk?
If you say so...
Oh, it's okay.
Are you okay?
Yes, thank you.
Well, let me check it out.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Matsumoto! Tanada! Tanaka! Out!
What are you doing?
It hurts!
Does it feel good?
Who are you talking to?
Does it feel good?
He's amazing.
Thank you.
If you have any other concerns...
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Go ahead.
I'm totally fine.
I'm sorry.
Don't hold back.
Hamada-san, go ahead.
You're really...
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
You're really brave.
I'm not brave.
I feel better now.
Really?
Go away!
I'm sorry.
Don't hold back.
I'm sorry.
I'm not holding back.
I'm okay.
It's dangerous if you think you're okay.
That's right.
Take off your shoes.
Take off your shoes and...
You should have done it earlier.
That's...
Okay, I'll show you.
You...
You're crazy!
Stop it! Stop it!
Everyone, out!
You're crazy!
It's a cake match.
You look like a tree.
You're crazy!
I think I have a patient again.
Really?
I'll excuse myself now.
What's wrong with you?
Thank you very much.
Let me know if you see me again.
You're really...
Excuse me. Can I go to my room?
Excuse me.
You're welcome.
You must be tired.
Cheers!
You must be tired.
Well, we've had a lot of adventures.
As always, we'll talk about what we think.
Let's do it together and have fun!
Let's have fun!
Sounds good.
You know what?
That's why I brought this.
Do you have it?
Of course we do.
It's your name.
It has everyone's names in it.
I see.
Just ask me and I'll tell you.
I see.
All right!
What is it?
All right!
Tell me a funny story.
It's a funny story.
It's a story about when I was in elementary school.
There was a time when we could eat anything in the garden or in the forest.
We could eat gummy trees and strawberries.
We could eat anything.
When we were hungry, we could go hunting in the forest.
There was a time when we could eat anything in the garden or in the forest.
There were mushrooms in the garden and they were poisonous and we almost died.
Was it sweet?
All right! That's enough!
What?
Don't move!
All right! That's enough!
What?
Don't move!
What?
Don't move!
What?
All right! Grab him!
Don't move!
What?
You're so immature!
What?
You're so immature!
You're the treasure hunter, Nadal, right?
You're Nadal, right?
I am Nadal.
You're the treasure hunter, right?
I don't know who you are.
What?
I don't know who you are.
You're the treasure hunter, Nadal, right?
Matsumoto, Tamada, Tanaka, out!
I don't know you.
Ouch!
What?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're the treasure hunter, Nadal, right?
Is it because you slipped?
Tell me where the treasure is!
You guys!
If you want him to live, tell me where the treasure is!
Don't you know anything?
Well...
I don't know where the treasure is.
If Nadal's secret is...
Wait a minute.
Nishino, please, please.
Nadal's secret?
I told you I heard it!
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
Yamada! Tanaka! Hosei!
Out!
Ouch!
I don't know what's going on.
I'm surprised.
I don't know what's going on.
Wait a minute, Nishino. Wait a minute.
Don't sing at all.
When I was a student...
There was a spiral staircase...
No, no!
No, no, no, no!
I'm tired of you.
Everyone is out!
Ouch! Ouch!
You're dirty.
Be quiet, you!
I know you're quiet, but...
I don't know if you're tired or not, but...
Say something!
Don't hang around me!
No, no, no!
Why? Why?
Nishino! Nishino!
Why are you here?
Girls...
Everyone is out!
Why?
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?
You'll die!
Ouch!
Help me!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're going to get caught for this!
Be quiet, you! Be quiet and listen to me!
Be quiet and listen to me!
What's a spiral staircase?
You hang around...
Nishino!
...the handrail of a spiral staircase...
No, no, no!
You're a criminal!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Help me! Help me!
Matsumoto!
What's wrong with you?
You're out!
I'm scared!
What? What?
What's wrong with you?
Be quiet and listen to me!
You're...
Be quiet and listen to me!
What's wrong with you?
Do you have any information?
Can I talk about Sanma-san?
Yes, what is it?
What is it about Sanma-san?
The other day...
I got a call from Nadar...
"Nagisa-san, please...
...please don't say it."
Today...
I had a job interview with Sanma-san...
Sanma-san...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Sanma-san, "yarisurai" means "karamizurai" in Japanese.
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
What do you want me to do?
They are fighting here...
Can you ask one more question?
Sanma-san, "karamizurai" means "karamizurai" in Japanese.
Did you say it?
No, "yarisurai" means "karamizurai" in Japanese.
Why is "karamizurai" in Japanese, Sanma-san?
I will tell you later.
Matsumoto, out!
Didn't you say it, Shindai-kun?
I said it, Shindai-kun.
That's why you laughed, right?
I said it!
What?
I never said it!
All of you, out!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I feel sorry for you!
It hurts! It hurts!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Let's do the emergency stairs one last time.
Emergency stairs...
Emergency stairs, Shionka?
Emergency stairs!
Are you all right?
Are you all right with emergency stairs?
It's a female section...
Wait! Wait!
That's why...
Let's do it one last time!
This kind of tempo...
It hurts! It hurts!
It's from above.
Is it on the ceiling?
Look.
I'm sorry!
Matsumoto, out!
It's open like this, right?
I know, I know.
Ouch!
You're putting too much pressure on me.
It's open like this, right?
It's longer than the road.
I saw it from behind.
It was hanging from the emergency stairs.
It was hanging like a bat.
I saw it for a moment.
I was trying to peek into a woman's or a child's room.
I was bleeding from my head.
I panicked.
I cut my head with a window and passed out.
Why did you stop me?
Thank you.
What do you mean?
I said thank you.
I heard you say that.
Did you say anything more than that?
No, I said thank you.
It's a different story.
Nothing.
Everyone is out.
Wait a minute.
Oh, my God.
It's hard.
It hurts.
I feel sorry for you.
It hurts.
It looks painful.
Who are you talking about?
Five people were suffering from various laughter blind spots.
Pirates and exploration teams collided and headed for the scene.
It's a reaction match.
This year, it's instagrammable.
Negotiations were severed.
Entertainers' hard-to-find auction will begin.
Production cost two million yen.
Gondola large rotation machine.
Eight CO2 gas cylinders are installed.
The wind turbine generates high-speed rotation with the power of the wind turbine.
Tonight, I'm going to ride this gondola and feel the hot Toshikoshi soba in the large rotation.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
It's really close.
I'm sorry.
Out!
Amazing!
This is where it gets interesting.
The five of them step into the world of darkness.
7. It's 4 o'clock.
Is everyone okay?
Right now, right nearby,
we're doing illegal underground boxing competition.
What?
It looks like we can watch it in a special way.
Should we go watch it?
It has nothing to do with it.
It's illegal.
It has nothing to do with it.
Right?
Let's go.
Let's go in.
It looks like it's going to turn.
Wow!
Actually, in this underground boxing world,
there is a legendary second.
It looks like he's here today, so let's say hello.
Okay.
Everyone, please line up here.
Excuse me! Is it okay now?
Ah!
Until now, we have presented...
Kao...
Suzuki...
Ajinomoto...
Galaxy...
and the sponsors you see here.
We will continue with the sponsors you see here.
In this underground boxing world,
there is a legendary second.
It looks like he's here today, so let's say hello.
Okay.
Everyone, please line up here.
Excuse me, is it okay now?
This guy is the legendary second Itao-san.
Matsumoto, since you're here, why don't you ask him a question?
Oh, huh? How long have you been in this world?
Of course I've been in this world!
Matsumoto, Kosei, out!
Relax, man.
Gah! Gah!
Be more manly.
Gah! Like this.
Sink like this.
Oh, so you used to be a professional before?
I'm a man! I'm a man!
Gah!
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
That's bad.
Don't say things like that.
I'll tell you who you're up against now.
I don't know!
Matsumoto, Tamada, Mendo, Tanaka, out!
I don't know.
Ouch!
I don't know, but I want you all to do your best.
That's right.
The young me, who has worked hard to grow up until now, will make his debut tonight.
Right?
Right.
This man suddenly appeared at an underground boxing event.
He is a current Japanese TV employee, Yuichi Otomo, 53 years old.
He has been participating in programs since the beginning of "Gaki no Tsukai" in 1989.
He is a famous star who appears on the screen from time to time.
He enjoys boxing as a hobby, but why is he here, who has experience in amateur tournaments as well?
"This Yuichi was kicked out of "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Arain" by the producers of "Downtown" two years ago and suffered a lot, didn't he?
His image has changed.
Unlike Yuichi in the past, this man has suffered a lot.
He drank muddy water, fresh water, drinks, and many other things.
Drinking water is good, isn't it?
Please cheer for him today.
Yuichi Otomo, 53 years old, "Gaki no Tsukai" producer.
Yuichi, please introduce "Warming Up".
Yuichi Otomo, 53 years old, "Warming Up" producer.
Everyone is out!
"Warming Up" is a great message.
It's a great message, isn't it?
It's difficult!
Once again, Kyosei, Tanaka, out!
He's a bit weak.
Ouch!
I think he's serious.
Everyone, out!
What are you making me do?
That's enough.
Let's do it!
That's enough.
What are you making me do this year?
What is it?
Well, it's about time.
The gong will sound.
Please cheer for me.
Yes!
The one and only fight is about to begin.
The opponent is a middle-aged man of the same age as the one and only.
What is he going to do? He's been boxing for 10 years.
He clearly looks cooler than the one and only.
A serious boxing match will take place on a stage where you can't laugh.
This is the last one.
Yes.
Second out.
A serious match with no time limit.
What will happen?
Fight!
Go!
Take your time.
The opponent is a middle-aged man of the same age as the one and only.
Hey! Look at me! Look at me!
Move it! Move it!
That's it! That's it!
Forward! Forward! Forward! Forward! Forward!
That's it! Body! Body!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
That's it!
Look at me!
Jordan is giving priority to Yuichi over his opponent.
Pants! Pants! Look at my pants!
He's not cool at all!
You're not cool at all!
You're a warrior! A warrior!
You're a warrior! Get out of here!
When three minutes had passed since the beginning,
all of a sudden, Yuuichi's legs stopped.
Get out of here!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
No, no, no.
(Laughing)
Guard! Guard!
Guard! Get out of here!
(Laughing)
That was dangerous!
(Laughing)
Even so, Yuuichi didn't fall.
(Laughing)
Don't forget your pants!
Don't be so cocky!
Yuuichi! Good job! You're cool!
(Laughing)
Don't show your body too much!
Okay! Good luck!
Yuuichi!
Good, good, good!
Hey!
That's it, that's it!
Good, good, good!
Yuuichi!
This is the last one! Go!
Go, go, go!
Go! Go! Go, go, go!
That's it, that's it!
Good, good, good!
Everyone, out!
He got thrown out of the panel.
Ah, my head went in.
Ah, it hurts! It hurts!
Can you stand up?
Yuuichi, you did your best!
Good! Come on, get up!
Everyone, come on! You cheered for me!
Come on, say something!
Thank you!
Say something!
Thank you.
This is the real thing!
Everyone, out!
What are you doing?
Five people were infected with underground boxing.
A side instrument is a "treasure hunter" who should never be surprised.
Wow!
He overcame the difficulty of fear and survived.
That's all for "treasure hunter" who should never be surprised.
And the person who decorated the ending for this episode is...
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
Ryota Fujimaki.
As a vocal and main songwriter on the demio side,
he is a national artist who has sent many songs to the world.
Famous song "Konayuki" changed its shape and became a program ending song.
When I first heard it, I thought there was no "konayuki" left at all.
I thought there wasn't a single one left.
It was the best.
After this, "konayuki" complete edition will be delivered.
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
Then, "konayuki" "don't laugh" "treasure hunter" version complete edition, please.
Fujiwara riding a horse carriage
Always with a sunburned face
He's so young and he can laugh
Even though we look alike
He hits me in the butt
It's finally starting
If I forget it, I'll spit poison all over
I found smoke from the back of the house
I don't have a girlfriend, but I'm serious about life
While playing ping pong alone
I want to fight, I want to fight
I can't laugh alone
Even if my heart heals me
I'm wearing white clothes and I'm in a good mood
If only I could enjoy the sound from the bottom of my heart
We were kicking each other's heels
You show off your strength as an actress
Black shovel on top of the well
I can't reach the key until it breaks
When I'm alone and black out, I can't answer you
I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, my chest is trembling
I sing while whispering
Kimura Matsubo and love
It's too late for me to speak a little
In Takashima, in my best form, I expose my gore
Ah, it's broken, the promise we made, I can't stand it anymore
On the top of the island, without putting a bullet in it, the outskirts are cut off.
Aha, if so, even if I'm blown away, I want to continue to live.
At first, I desperately tried to hold back my laughter, but I couldn't keep my original form at all.
I thought it was a great joke.
Now, everyone, this is a second time.
This didn't make it to the 31st.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I couldn't put it in.
Yama-chan, let's end this year's ambition with a bang.
Huh? Was I in charge of this?
Most of the time.
So, did you take it?
I don't think I made you feel bad.
I didn't take it.
You didn't take it, but the viewers didn't feel bad about it.
That's right. I'm very glad that you didn't feel bad about it.
Oh, really?
This year...
I think...
This year...
I definitely want to do a lot of things!
Yeah! I don't like this feeling.