AISubs v3.5
11.30 a.m., three and a half hours have passed since the beginning.
What?
What's up?
Everyone, in this bean national science laboratory,
there is a great treasure that you can't buy even if you work all your life.
It seems like you can see it specially today, so let's go and see it.
Oh, I want to see it.
I want to see it.
I finally saw it.
It seems like it.
You're right.
Here it is.
Oh, it's kind of fun.
Everyone, it's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
Oh, isn't it Professor Kokoro?
Oh, Fujiwara-kun!
What's up? You brought me here.
Everyone, let me introduce you. Can you line up here for a moment?
Hmm?
He's a small professor.
You're right.
Everyone, this is Professor Kokoro, a special mental counselor of the bean national science laboratory.
Mental counselor...
If you don't mind, shall we give you counseling here?
Professor, please do so.
Thank you very much.
Everyone, you're lucky.
Professor.
He's a treasure.
Please do so.
I'll solve your problems, so please ask me anything.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Tanaka, please sit down for a moment.
Oh, me?
You're the one with the biggest problem.
Oh, you're right.
Excuse me.
Please tell me about your problem.
Oh...
Well...
I've been getting a little fat lately.
Can you tell me in more detail?
Oh...
Maybe I don't exercise enough?
That's why I'm getting extra fat...
You don't have to do it!
Even though Tanaka-san got divorced and lost his mind, you're still doing your best, aren't you?
You drain the pond water, you use a zip and roll up your sleeves...
You roll up your sleeves, you drain the pond water...
When you think you drained the pond water...
You roll up your sleeves with a zip again...
You're doing such a patterned job so safely, aren't you?
You can relax now.
What's this?
Thank you.
Oh! You caught me.
What in the world is this?
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
Thank you very much, Sensei.
Hamada-san.
Yes?
Would you like me to sit down and watch you?
I'm scared.
It's really scary.
Please tell me your problem.
Well... I can't sleep...
What?
Stop!
Don't you feel too much pressure, Hamada-san?
Oh, is that so?
Do you remember?
That was...
23 years ago...
1995!
Natsumi! Natsumi!
There you are!
I've been looking for you for a long time, Natsumi!
I haven't found you yet.
Natsumi, Kyoku Komuro is going to write a song for me!
Can I sing it for you? Can I? Can I?
I've already memorized it, Sakai! Natsumi, I entrusted you with it!
Music, start!
In my head it's like this, like this
In my heart it's like this, like this
Like this, like this, like this
Hey, hey, hey, sometimes you're angry, movement!
Don't make me sad, don't make me sad
I can't stand it
Don't make me sad, don't make me sad
I can't stand it
It's totally different!
Cloisonne?
Everybody out!
Who is the producer of this?
It's tough.
Ouch!
I'm relieved. My stress is gone.
No, it's not.
At 1 p.m., after returning to the training room without being able to visit the treasures, that VTR again...
Appearance OK Derby!
The following story is...
While I was wandering around at home, my mother said to me, "Hey, hamburger!"
How long are you going to wander around?
It's about time you get to work!
You're a hamburger, right?
That's right!
For a low-class job...
Hamburger!
Hamburger master with a loud voice and high tension!
Three famous people entered this race!
Who was chosen for the appearance?
First of all, this person!
Thank you for having me!
This way, please!
Thank you for having me!
Tatekawa Shiraku!
I know you!
As a dead Tatekawa man, Shiraku said that he is my successor!
Now, he has 18 disciples and has been chosen for the appearance!
"Don't laugh" series...
Have you seen any of them?
Yes, I have!
On New Year's Day, while watching "Kohaku Tagasen",
if a singer I'm not interested in appears, I'll look this way!
Downtown is like a haven for me!
I started appearing on TV from time to time!
At first, when I appeared in a variety show, I said something and got angry!
I was cheeky and looked down from above!
Then, when I appeared in a downtown show, I made it all funny and interesting!
Since then, I don't get angry that much!
Downtown is like a haven for me!
How about you, Hosei Tsukiti?
I'm a junior rapper now!
At first, I was a bad rapper!
I thought I was a coward who ran away from a rapper!
But now, I work really hard and memorize a lot of songs!
I've changed a lot recently!
Now, my name is famous and my character is cheerful!
Amada, out!
I'm sorry, but you're a funny guy.
No, I'm not funny!
You're saying rather good things.
I'm definitely not funny!
No, no, I think it's a good picture!
It's a good story!
No, it's not a good story!
It's a good story!
I'm sorry about the picture that came out right after that.
Recently, the way I look has changed a lot.
My name is famous and my character is cheerful and my attitude is very pure,
so it's always better than a famous new place in Tokyo.
In 10 or 20 years, I think I'll be able to live as a normal rich man.
It's finally time for the main subject!
Here it is.
I've seen it a little bit.
That hamburger master, right?
That's right.
I don't think it's fair for me to receive this kind of cowardly act without reading the main story and then saying it.
It's a little hard for me.
Well, we'd like you to make this hamburger master the main subject.
The next person we negotiated with is this person!
Please come this way.
Minoru Kihara!
Familiar with "news every" weather corner, Shouyo Houshi!
As a weathercaster for 32 years,
he is still active now and is negotiating with Kihara!
Have you ever been in a co-star with two people from downtown?
No, I don't think I've ever done it.
What is your impression of these two people?
These people...
Tanaka-san and another person...
Who was it?
Hamada! Kousei! Out!
[Laughter]
Ouch!
Hang in there.
I'm sorry.
Here is the question!
There is a character called Master Hamburger.
Was his name Master Hamburger?
Yes.
Hmm...
Kyushu's...
That sounds tough.
I have experience with Kyushu's.
That sounds tough.
Hmm...
What should I do?
Hmm...
The next person who negotiated with him is...
What?
No way!
Junichi Tosaka!
No way!
Junichi Tosaka is an announcer who has been active as an NHK member for a long time.
This year, Junichi Tosaka, who retired from NHK and is now active as a freelancer, negotiated with Junichi Tosaka.
I think you and Matsumoto-san have worked together on a show or something like that.
Yes.
I had Matsumoto-san sit next to me earlier.
It smelled good.
What kind of smell?
Shampoo.
Here is the question!
Itoda-san.
Yes.
Do you know what kind of character this is?
I don't know.
It's a character called Master Hamburg.
I don't know anything about it.
Master Hamburg.
Yes.
It's a very famous one.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
Do you do it in front of the doctor?
Yes.
It's a little embarrassing.
I don't have the image of doing it at all.
Who entertained us with Master Hamburg's struggle?
Mr. Hamada, please answer.
This is...
Zero.
No one has done it before.
That may be the case.
I don't know anything about it at all.
Who entertained us with Master Hamburg's struggle?
Mr. Hamada, please answer.
This is...
Zero.
No one has done it before.
That may be the case.
I don't know anything about it at all.
No way!
Are you serious?
What's wrong?
Did you forget it?
It's me, Shiraku Borg!
Hamburger!
Delicious!
What's wrong? Did you forget it?
It's me, Tosaka Borg!
I'm about a hundred years old.
When I was asked for this job, I refused immediately.
It's me, Tosaka Borg!
I'm about a hundred years old.
When I was asked for this job, I refused immediately.
It's me, Tosaka Borg!
Next, Tosaka Borg will say 200 grams of hot joke.
This year, I and Mr. Udo, who are from the same NHK, quit.
But, they were fascinated by "News Zero".
I also got an offer from "Daily Television" last month.
I was wondering what kind of news program it would be.
But, I was asked to impersonate a comedian who only shouts loudly in such a variety show!
(cough)
It's only bad breath!
Only meat?
Tosakaban!
I don't know! I don't know!
Silk Ball!
I don't know! I don't know!
I didn't know.
This is terrible.
I didn't do it on purpose.
No, no, no!
Everyone is out!
In the most important place!
They flew away!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
I was embarrassed!
No, that was terrible!
I couldn't break the silk!
It was terrible!
But, for now, you two...
You did it appropriately!
That's right!
I thought you were going to end it with a photo.
It's been 10 years.
So...
I hope you become smooth-skinned soon.
That's more like you.
Well...
That's right.
You don't care about it at all?
I don't care about it at all.
You don't care about the quality of the sewing?
I don't care about it at all.
Tanaka is doing his best.
That's right.
When he was young...
Stop it!
Slowly...
Are you drunk?
I've tried it before.
It's like a re-up.
But now...
You can do it before a re-up.
No, I'm not sure.
Katsumoto!
Kosei!
Out!
You don't care about it at all?
Do you usually do it?
You said you wanted to be smooth-skinned as soon as possible!
Well, well, well, it doesn't matter.
I'm just wondering what it's like.
How long have you been doing it?
How many months and how many years?
Not at all.
About a year.
Asumoto, Hanada, Endo, Hanakara, Aoto...
You've been doing it for a long time.
No, no, no, but...
Since my wife bought it for me...
Ah!
Is there anything you don't care about?
Don't get mad if you get tired of it!
My wife bought it for me...
I don't want to drink it!
And...
Again...
Appearing on "OK! Derby" special edition!
This time, it's not the show's appeal for appearing on the show,
but it's a reverse offer from a certain person who desperately wants to appear on the show.
Who is that person?
Excuse me.
Thank you for having me.
Really?
It's Hirota Ototake!
In 1998, his self-reflective essay "Five Discontentments"
became the biggest best-seller of about 6 million copies.
Commentator, sportswriter, educator and Ototake who has various faces
desperately want to appear on the show.
The theme of the show is decided, right?
And even when I watch the show, I often think "Oh, it was me!"
For example, when I'm at the airport and my luggage comes out of the turntable,
it's funny when my expressionless self comes out of the turntable.
I often think about that.
I think you have a wide range of talents.
Yes, I do.
I'm a very careful person even when the camera isn't rolling,
and I think I'm a shy person.
What about you, Hamada?
On the contrary, you're very supportive of me.
I think you have a lot of courage.
Because of the current situation, you're very supportive of me.
I'm grateful for that.
Now for the main subject.
What kind of struggle does Ototake want to appear in the show?
Here it is.
What?
What a joke.
We have a match.
I have one thing in mind.
You know, Saito of 20 Years Old
makes a joke about his thin hair.
Or Geki of 12 years old makes a joke about his body shape.
But if someone with disabilities makes a joke about it,
they might be told that it's not allowed.
On the other hand, if someone with disabilities makes a joke about it,
they might be told that it's only allowed in this show.
What kind of struggle does Ototake want to appear in the show?
Masumoto san, please answer in 5 seconds.
I have two questions.
What kind of struggle does he want to appear in the show?
The last one, Takamori.
I don't know.
What kind of struggle does he want to appear in the show?
What?
Isn't the hurdle too high?
Yes, it is.
Do you want to make a noise?
Everyone is out.
No, no, no.
I know!
It's a hurdle!
Can you answer it?
It's R2-D2.
R2-D2?
It was R2.
You're laughing a lot.
It's a full smile.
That's amazing.
If you get it right, it's weird.
That's right.
Why are you laughing?
It's fun, isn't it?
It's bringing it in.
Matsumoto, out!
Lose it, you guys.
He looks really happy.
You guys are really loud.
It's good that you didn't show your faces.
Matsumoto, out!
Endo, Hamada, out!
Don't make that face.
It's red.
It looks like chocolate.
It's in!
Was it like that earlier?
It's in.
Hey, calm down.
0:30 p.m.
Five of you will be given a tough mission.
That's a lot of work.
Are you guys ready?
We're going to do a special training that our research institute is proud of.
It's a training that strengthens basic physical strength and teamwork that researchers need.
Are you guys ready?
Let's go.
It's in.
No?
Okay.
They board the bus and go to the special training facility.
For the five of you, it's the beginning of a new battle.
However,
that path is steep and of course it's not a straight line.
It's over.
Here we go.
It's pretty cold today.
Here we go.
Yesterday was a busy day.
But it's late.
Hurry up!
The bus is leaving!
Sorry for making you wait.
But are you nervous?
Of course I am!
Because today is the opening of "Amagasaki Kagekida" that we dream of.
Of course you are!
But you know what?
Let's practice for the interview.
"Amagasaki Kagekida" is different from other interviews.
We don't have a degree.
We are asked questions in advance.
In order...
Exam number...
Name...
Place of birth...
Hobbies...
Favourite food...
Favourite words...
Favourite movie...
We know all of them, so we just have to answer.
Thank you.
Next one, please!
Yes!
Number...
Twenty-five!
Shugisaki...
Hana!
Tokyo...
Music appreciation...
Castella!
"One Step Ahead"...
"The Wizard of Oz"...
Matsumoto, Hanada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I don't remember.
Ouch!
It's fine, but you're a little too serious in the second half.
I see.
Next person, please.
Yes!
Number 28!
Akinoyama, Shiragiku...
Fukuoka Prefecture...
Electric bath...
Sake and cheese...
Put your hands up!
Cream hanger!
I don't remember.
Matsumoto, Hanada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I don't remember.
Ouch!
It's fine, but you're a little too serious in the second half.
Electric bath...
Put your hands up!
Next person, please!
Yes!
Number 25!
Sugisaki, Hana...
Tokyo, Kyoto...
Non-style outing...
Young hamburger change...
At my house!
Rambotsu!
Tsumoto, Tamada, Rendou, Tanaka, Aoi...
I'm also a star.
Right, Staron?
You have a good impression of me.
I'm not saying I like you.
I see.
I was a little serious in the first half.
Maybe it would have been better now.
I'm sure it would have been better.
Anyway, the most important thing is...
You have free acting time.
What do you do with it?
Are you okay with that?
I've been thinking...
I want to win an Academy Award...
and become a Hollywood actress.
You want to win an Academy Award and become a Hollywood actress?
I don't know about that.
Do you want me to practice?
Can I?
I thought you were a legend.
Okay.
Oh!
(crying)
Surprise!
My favorite movie is "Back to the Future".
Because I'm from the future.
(crying)
I came here in a tail machine.
On that Friday...
Tanaka's uniform is really ugly.
But I don't know...
(clearing throat)
I don't know how to say "rock and roll" but I don't know how to say "kusui" either!
This is the story about the guys...
...end up in the coin and lose hundreds of thousands of yen!
Hundreds of thousands of yen?
You're so mean!
Can I say...
I haven't worn clothes for five minutes recently!
You're pretty forward.
I respect...
...Angelina Jolie and...
...Matsumoto Kuuki. I'm in a bad mood when I'm dry.
Thank you so much!
Everyone, out!
You're good!
I think I can do it.
I'm from Hollywood, so I don't know what you mean.
Thank you.
I've got an idea.
I'm an actor, and I'm going to compete in acting with facial expressions.
I'm going to use my facial expressions.
What do you mean?
Give it a try.
Go ahead and say it.
An expression for someone who really wants to say something!
[laughter]
Don't say it.
[laughter]
It's cold.
[laughter]
Hamada, Kosei, Endo, Hanaka, out!
That's right.
[laughter]
I want to see it.
I'm watching it.
I'm watching the interview.
Hana, you should have a facial expression.
Facial expression?
For example, when you come home and there is a dead body, what facial expression do you have?
That's a great situation.
Let's say it's a dead body.
Let's try it.
Okay.
Are you okay?
Okay, I'll try it.
[scream]
[laughter]
[explosion]
Everyone, out!
[laughter]
[scream]
[laughter]
That's amazing.
[laughter]
What?
So many wrinkles all over my face.
I'm not a one-man bus!
Matsumoto, Tosei, Endo, Nanaka, out!
Yes, I'm sorry. I apologize for my bad performance.
You can't do that in an interview.
You can't get involved with people.
The bus with five people has arrived at the training facility of the next stage.
Umane Artificial Intelligence Laboratory, hostage rescue training facility.
Here, a fierce battle against those cronies will begin.
Wow!
It's floating!
No! No! No!
This is the worst!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
This is also a crony!
It's better.
Everyone, we will now conduct hostage rescue training.
You can laugh during the training, but when you are caught by the enemy's crony, you will be punished severely on the spot.
I don't know what you mean.
Also, the number of cronies who can't fight against only these members will increase, so I called young people who are attracting attention all over the world.
People who are attracting attention all over the world?
Here you go!
Wow!
He's got physical strength!
He's strong!
He's amazing!
The world champion of the world of boxing,
Noue Naoya.
In the world boxing super series,
he defeated the former WBA super champion
in just 70 seconds.
Noue, a Japanese treasure,
participated in the match.
He told me before,
but I wanted to be on this show.
This is not the time for that!
The hostage is...
Matsumoto!
You haven't changed at all!
The black demon appears multiple times
as soon as the training begins.
As time passes,
it increases in number.
The demon's punishment
is to search for a key
for Matsumoto's rescue.
It finally begins!
A treasure hunter
who must not be caught!
Who said it?
Kyusukun...
Start!
Watch out! Watch out!
He's coming! He's coming!
He looks happy.
That's good. That's good.
It's better than being caught by us.
That's right.
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's not even high.
Ouch!
That's good. You got a warning. You got a warning.
How is it?
That's good. That's good.
Take a hit.
It hurts and it's fast.
It's fast. It's fast.
It's fast.
No, it's good.
No, it's great.
All of a sudden...
What?
His eyes...
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
What?
No way!
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Ouch!
Are you okay?
You...
What?
Tanaka, you did it again?
No, I didn't.
You did it again.
Again?
Again. I did it again.
No, you didn't.
You ran away with me.
When Omega-san came out, I ran away.
You ran away with me.
When Omega-san came out, I ran away.
And I felt like my arm was grabbed.
By who?
By Hamada-san.
Can you really not do it this year?
I'm a champion of Karate.
I'll do my best.
Let's make it vertical.
No, no, no.
I don't know what will happen.
I'll stand up.
No, no, no, no.
Riders, riders.
What are you doing?
What is "riders"?
You can't touch it, can you?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I was surprised.
I'm angry.
Seriously.
We have to find the treasure.
The key.
We have to find the key.
Let's find it.
Training has begun.
Ten minutes have passed.
I'll send you to the sea.
There's nothing.
Let's not do it.
You don't have to say it.
Champion!
Champion has been caught.
Champion!
This is an advertisement, champion.
This is the one I didn't want to be caught.
It's a synchro machine.
Champion has been caught.
I don't want to see a champion like this.
You're right.
Wait a minute.
I'm so scared.
I've never seen a champion do something like this.
That's right.
Here we go.
3, 2, 1...
Ouch!
It hit me in the eye.
Ouch!
It's a low blow.
You hit me in the hardest part.
It's a low blow.
The champion is down.
I'll tell you right now.
Tell me you don't have a key.
Masato san, we don't have a key.
What?
We don't.
We don't have a key.
I'm sorry.
I'm asking you if you want to go home.
What?
I'm asking you if you want to go home.
With everyone?
Yes.
Let's go home.
With everyone?
Yes.
Let's go home.
We wanted to go home.
We didn't know it was night.
What's going on?
We don't have a key.
Let's not go home.
Let's just stay there.
He ran away.
Why?
It's hot over there.
What's wrong with you?
He ran away by himself
My feet stepped on him and he ran away
Terrible
Is he a top star?
Top star
He is not kind
What is it?
He ran away by himself
Here we go again
So you can give a quiz
That's right
Guess their names
Who are they?
I know, I know!
Tom Hanks
I knew it!
I know, I know!
Tom Hanks
I knew it!
Who are they?
I know, I know!
Here we go again!
Wait a minute!
I know, I know!
Here we go again!
Wait a minute!
Who are they?
I don't know who they are at all
CMs are released, and of course I know who they are
But names...
Who are they?
Umm...
I cannot give you a name
You're mean
Ah, it's about time, it's about time.
What is it?
That's too much.
This person is...
Ah, this person is...
That's terrible.
Not at all.
Um...
That's terrible.
Titanic, right?
I know that.
Right, right, right.
There's no movie about it, right?
Huh?
This person is also terrible.
Ah, I know, I know, I know.
Keanu Reeves.
If you answer these people's first letters, you can get a code.
Huh?
Do your best!
Special skill, special skill.
Oh, I know. Then, even if you don't know one or two of them, you might be able to do it.
Earlier, earlier, like this.
Maybe, earlier, like this.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait a second.
No, I can't.
Wait a second.
I can't do it anymore.
It hurts.
Ouch!
I'm sorry!
I can't do it anymore.
I'm sorry.
That's a good voice, isn't it?
It's that, you know...
Ah! Ah! I got it, I got it!
Look, Michael Gabe.
Right?
Even if you say it, it comes out!
Why is this "day"?
He's being called "somehow-sama", isn't he?
That's what I thought when I entered the room.
And "yon-sama" is getting in the way.
He's being called "somehow-sama".
That's right, that's right.
Even if you say it, it comes out!
Ah, that's right.
And in the end, it's "day", isn't it?
Really, really.
Then, shall we all say it twice?
Let's do it!
Ah! I got it, I got it!
I forgot!
Let's say it one more time!
That's right!
Top star!
You are the top star!
Top star!
You are all top stars!
No doubt!
I'm not the top star!
I'm the top star!
Let's say it together!
You are in the way!
I'm not in the way!
Help me!
I can't act with confidence!
Top star!
You are in the way!
I'm telling you one by one!
You will find out!
That's right!
Can I look for it?
No, you can't look for it!
You can't look for it!
Don't treat me like I'm special!
I'm not special!
You are special!
Don't treat me like I'm perfect!
Let's go to the second floor!
Okay!
It's beautiful, Hosei-san!
It's amazing!
It's like a machine!
There is a staircase!
Let's go!
It's like a staircase!
It's so high!
Are my feet okay?
I like you!
(Laughing)
Pop-up.
Training starts in 20 minutes.
Five people, move in.
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
It's cool that you just ran away.
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
Get out of the way!
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
Huh?
- Monster. - Monster.
(Laughing)
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Wow! - There's a lot of them!
- Wow, wow, wow! - A lot of them!
- What's going on?!
- There's a lot of them! - What's going on?!
- A lot of them! - Scary, scary!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Are you hurt?
What? What? What?
- Scary, scary, scary, scary! - Monster!
Monster!
- Are you there? - Hmm?!
- I-I'm here! - What, what, what?!
Wow, I got you!
Monster!
A monster appeared!
A monster?!
Where?
- Where is it? - Monster?
- Where is it? - Where did you come from?
A monster appeared!
She comes to the screen everyday!
She's a monster!
Why does she come every day?
Because you're stupid!
Why does she come every day?
Because I'm stupid!
I'm stupid!
Why does a monster come every day?!
Wait, you'll get caught in it.
I'll get caught in it.
Shut up!
That monster is not Amateru!
That monster!
The worst.
Hey!
Don't let me get close to the top star's wife.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
Everyone has their own selfishness.
There is a monster and there is a top star.
Don't let me get close to the top star's monster.
I'm sorry.
Please stay away from me.
It's okay. We are lovers.
That's right.
Don't let me get close to that monster.
Please stay away from me.
I'm sorry. We are lovers.
That's right. We are lovers.
It's okay. We are lovers.
We love each other very much.
I have already told you about that monster.
Why did you say that?
I'm sorry. We are lovers.
Shut up!
You monster!
Don't worry about the top star's monster.
I hope that monster gets caught and destroyed.
Huh? It's not "paa"?
It won't come out, right?
Ah, it came out.
It's Leonardo DiCaprio!
Wow!
It's Leonardo DiCaprio!
Ah, it came out!
De
"to" "ki" "nu" "ma" "re"
It's there! It's there!
Wait a minute! Hurry up!
Ask Matsumoto for the code to open the treasure chest!
Eh?
Huh?!
Ask him!
Don't ask him on the phone!
That's not it!
Ask him on the phone!
Ah, I want it to come out!
You can't call him!
"To" "ki" "nu" "ma" "re"
Yes!
Matsuma-san!
Yes!
Do you have a code for it?
I do, I do!
"To" "ki"
I don't know the next one!
"To" "ki" "maru" "ma" "re"
"To" "ki" "nu" "ma" "re"
"To" "ki" "to" "ma" "re"
Come on!
It's open!
However...
All six of their efforts are in vain...
There's no key in the treasure chest...
It's empty...
The three of them continue on to the ground...
Tanaka and Inoue search inside the building...
Storage room...
Ah, there's a box!
There's a box!
What?
But there's no key, so we should be able to go in, right?
It's open, right? Can we go in?
Wow, what is this?
What is it?
What is this?
Huh?
There's a letter!
When you're about to get caught in a trap...
Give one of the dolls...
And shout out the names of the members...
I see, I see!
If you don't want to get caught...
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Wait a minute!
There's a letter!
Let's go!
Should we go and say what we want to say now?
Ok, Hamada-san.
Ah, me too!
Okamoto-san, Hamada-san...
Is it ok, Okamoto-san and Hamada-san?
Is this locked up?
It's fine, right?
I didn't know at all.
Right?
Matsumoto-san!
Ah!
Wow, it's really bouncing off!
It comes off that fast?
You're cool, top star!
There's no playground!
There isn't?
Yeah.
What about the first floor?
There wasn't one, right?
There wasn't one!
There isn't!
There isn't anything!
There really isn't anything on the first floor!
This guy is bad!
Here you go, 6 of them.
Hamada, Hamada, Hamada!
Hamada, Hamada, please.
He got it!
I see, I see.
You're doing weird things.
Why? Why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
He can't get up.
Are you okay?
There you go.
This is weird.
What happened?
Wait a minute.
What happened?
What is it?
Tana got...
Tana got locked up.
Are you okay?
Why did you get locked up?
I don't know.
I thought I would be caught, but...
The devil ate me.
What? You're crazy!
I thought I would be caught.
By wind?
This is the worst!
It's coming!
OK!
OK! OK! OK!
I got you! I got you!
Hey, why?!
Why did you do that?!
Hey, why?!
Wait! Wait!
Naoya, you got caught!
You got caught!
Why me?!
You got caught!
Naoya, you got caught!
Hey, thank you.
Wow!
That was awesome.
I'm getting cramps now.
No, it's my voice.
What are you doing?
It's Hamada-san's voice.
Wow!
What's this?
That's because I have this feather in my hand.
Is it because you have wings?
If you say like that, I have wings
It's totally different
What?
You have wings?
He has wings
It's tough for riders
It's tough, right?
It looks dangerous
Champion, thank you
It was great
It's not the place for riders
It's up to you
What are you talking about?
I know you have wings
Take this and try it
Look
What is it?
I knew it
It looks like an orange
It's like an orange
It's like you said
It's like …
It's like under a tree
Oh my god
What is it?
There are many men
Is it like this?
It looks scary
Champion, look
There is a light over there
It's for pulling
I'm scared
Are you okay?
What is it?
Wait a minute
What is it?
Oh my god
Wait a minute
Watch out
The last one
I'm scared
It's pulling so hard
I'm scared
What?
It's pulling so hard
I'm scared
There are more and more treasure hunters
The number of thieves is increasing
This year too, Hosei will kill a lot of thieves
I hate this
I'm scared
Wow
He's laughing a lot
Wait a minute
Kanaka
Where is Kanaka?
Kanaka
Kanaka, Kanaka, Kanaka
A little more, a little more
He's a zombie
Pull him up, pull him up
He's buried pretty deep
Kanaka, Kanaka
Kanaka is crying
It was amazing
It was really heavy
I'm going to die
It's really heavy
He didn't find the key to the door
He was unconscious
No, no, no
It was a flying pie
Training has begun
40 minutes have passed
Five people will be moved
30 minutes have passed
What's wrong with me?
We found it
We found Yama-chan
Hand power
What is it?
Hand power
Hamada has been linked with Kodo
I don't like what's inside
What's inside is pretty hard
One person on stage, standby
What's going on? I can't imagine at all
What?
Hand power is coming
Kamai san, let's experience hand power
Have you seen this before?
Yes
You have, right?
Yes
But
Look at this, this sharpness
It's different from normal
Wow
It's dangerous
It's an experience
Experience? Can I do it here?
Yes, you can
Please
It's dangerous
Please stop
It's dangerous
Are you okay?
It's dangerous
Actually, we have one more guest
Hey, come out
No, no, no
Kamai san, please go back to your seat
Is it okay?
Yes
Actually, we'd like you to see this from now
What?
We'd like you to experience hand power that you've never seen before
Really?
Luna will move for a second and come out of nowhere
What?
If you can do it
If you can do it, it's amazing
I want to see it
Bye
Luna will disappear from here
What?
Hand power
Here it comes!
It's coming!
Once in a year, Ega-chan festival!
It's coming!
What are you doing?
I'm scared.
Don't hit me. My face is dead.
That was close!
I did it!
I'm scared.
It's coming!
What is it?
Training has begun.
50 minutes have passed.
5 people will be added.
We have to find it quickly.
Champion
We got you
Big bang
It's a big explosion
This is really ...
Wait, I'm scared
I'm scared
Wait a minute
Something is coming
What is it?
Will it work?
What is it?
What's gonna happen?
Will it work?
It's coming
Is it gonna end like this?
I'm scared
Watch out, champion
It's huge
It's coming
Champion
It's a big bang
I pushed it
I pushed it hard
It escaped
I pushed it hard
Wait a minute
Yes
It broke and came out
It's inside
They finally found the key
They successfully rescued Matsumoto
You guys are still here
You can go back
At 4pm, the five of them are back in the lab
What?
Here it is
Well, well, well
Here it is
It happens every time
I'm sorry, but it's big
Ah
There must be someone in there
That's right
It's changed a lot
It's like a treasure chest
It's like a huge treasure chest
And it's big
That's probably our image
Ah, is that so?
Ah, ah, ah
I don't know what you're talking about
That's definitely a big Tanaka, right?
On the left side
The chin is sticking out
The next one is Hamada, for sure
Hamada is the second one from the right
The second one from the right is Hamada
Hamada, out
Why are you looking at me like that?
Don't look at him like that
It's funny
I'm serious now
But it's definitely the fifth one
I see
Do you want the Tanaka the most?
The Tanaka is the most
This one is the Tanaka
No, you're taking this one here, right?
No, no
The one on the left is me, right?
Yes
Doesn't this look like you, Hamada?
This is you, Hamada, right?
No, no, no
This is you, right?
This is Tanaka, Hamada, Natsumi
Tanaka?
Natsumoto, out
Why?
Out
The five of them don't know that this structure will bring tragedy later
Who wants to go first?
Shall we go first?
Yes
Can I?
Go ahead
Well, I don't think I can get anything out of here
Wow!
What?
A round fire?
Ah!
Ah, it's a samba, it's a samba
Samba!
And that's it?
Ah, that's it
It can't be helped
Well, well
I'm going
But if you think about it normally, it's a treasure, right?
Well, that's right, it's a treasure box
I was curious about the samba
It's a long way
It could be something like "psshh"
Right?
No, no, no, no
Eh, what's this?
A trash can?
A tissue?
A kendama
Then it's like a super ball and a ball
There's something crazy about it
What's that?
Eh, what's this?
Eh, what kind of set is this?
Sacrifice of Taikikku God
Angry God of Taikikku,
sacrifice one person,
and end their anger.
What?
Sacrifice decision
is made by using treasure chest's ancient item,
and the remaining 5 people here
"will compete in "sacrifice"."
What?
Oh, we're doing it together.
The remaining one person
"will be the "sacrifice" of Taikikku."
This is the worst.
First of all,
sacrifice one ball.
Wait a minute!
If you can sacrifice one ball
in the middle of the ball,
you will win.
Wait a minute!
Only the one who failed
"will be the "sacrifice","
"and proceed to the next "sacrifice"."
Oh, we're doing it together.
Let's do "sacrifice" together.
Sacrifice one ball.
This is "sacrifice",
so there are many other items, right?
That's right.
Then, we will definitely be "sacrificed" once or twice.
No, it's not like that.
If you can't do it,
"you will be "sacrificed" only once.
You don't listen to the rules at all.
Chosei, Matsumoto, out!
You don't listen to the rules at all.
There are things I don't listen to.
I'm sorry, but I also...
What's up?
I'm being asked here.
I'm sorry, but I'm being asked here.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
This is important.
It's important.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Shall we go first?
I'll go first.
I'm scared.
If you can do it, it's a big advantage.
I can do it, right?
Yes, you can.
Actually, I'm not doing so well.
Can I practice?
Of course you can.
That's a great advantage.
Come on!
I can't laugh at all.
I'm a bad person.
Oosei, Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I can't help it. I'm nervous and I can't laugh.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Endo.
It's too soon. Don't waste too much time.
I'll do it.
Ton, ton, yes.
It's delicious.
All right.
Is it OK?
I can't help it. I can't help it.
I can't help it.
Yes, yes, say "ton, ton".
Yes, yes.
What?
I can't do it.
Yes!
Oosei, out!
I can't help it.
But, but, but...
But, but...
I can't help it.
I'm hungry.
All right.
You know it.
Is it true?
Endo, Tanaka, Kosei, out!
Not at all! Not at all!
Not at all!
Connect! Connect!
Not at all! Not at all!
Ouch!
Not at all!
OK! OK! Thank you!
Thank you!
OK!
No, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is somehow different!
I can't do it...
No, no!
If you succeed...
No, no! Let's do it quickly! Let's do it quickly!
No, no! Let's do it quickly!
Huh?
Three!
Wait a minute!
Two!
One!
Ah! Ouch!
Ouch!
All out!
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
OK! Kenra's out!
The stand-up climbing!
Otama's super ball catch
What is it?
Throw the ball to the ground and bounce it higher than your height
If you can catch the ball with one shot, you win
It's quite difficult
I have to do it higher than my height
Why don't you try it?
It's quite difficult
Isn't it reset?
No, it's not reset
Isn't it reset?
I'm sorry, Ikura-senpai, but it's not reset
I'm the one who says it's reset
It's about losing or winning
Can you do it as a rule and as a game?
Why don't you do it, Tanaka?
What are you playing?
Tai Chi.
Tai Chi? Me?
Yes.
What are you playing?
I don't know much about it.
What are you playing?
I'm used to it.
You've been playing it for a long time.
I've been playing it for a long time.
You're like a gay.
That's right.
Is Tai Chi my gay or whatever?
No, you're making it into something.
Yes.
It's really funny.
Hey.
Hey!
What do you think, Yama-chan?
I...
Just once...
I don't want to say anything...
I want to be myself.
I'm sorry, I can't go home.
What is that?
What is that, Tanaka?
Matsumoto, out!
You're already the referee!
Wait a little longer!
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I...
I've tried Endo.
Man, wait!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've tried this.
It's not difficult.
It's easy...
It's really easy.
You're just talking nonsense.
It's really easy.
Easy...
Good job!
Did you try the top?
No...
The bottom.
The bottom?
Yes.
Ugh, I really don't want to...
Don't laugh, TREASURE HUNTERS!
Let's go, a fierce second half!
Again and again, popular actors and actresses are participating in the competition!
You again! What are you pointing at?!
Are you serious?!
No, I'm not!
A chance of evasion!
A story of hell!
What is the identity of the people who are looking for a treasure in the middle of the night and are late for downtown?!
Don't miss it until the climax!
Is this really up to the head?
No, it's more than the back of the head.
I absolutely hate it!
Tatsumoto, Tosei, Endo, Tanaka, OUT!
I didn't do it at all!
Samada, OUT!
That was terrible!
The way you failed was terrible!
It was lame!
It felt like I could never do it!
It's like you're giving away a Super Bowl.
I thought it was open.
Wait a minute! Why did Endo do it?!
Well, you have to see it.
(Takes a deep breath)
Everyone, OUT!
You didn't say "sit down"
Ouch!
You didn't say "sit down"
Ouch!
The final ceremony
Trash can tissue shoot
This is difficult
Grab a tissue of your choice
If you can throw it into the trash can about 2 meters away from the desk, you win
Let's do it in order
Let's start with Tadaka
Why?
It's weird, isn't it?
Let's do it together
2 meters?
Let's get ready
It's better like this, isn't it?
Something like that
Which one will go first?
You go first
I won't do it first
You said "reset", didn't you?
Yes, you two said it
But you two know the rules
Yes, you said it
But you said "one"
You said "one"
Tadaka, OUT!
He's fast!
You didn't say "sit down", did you?
Why?
Let's do it
Let's do it together
It's a match of our choice
I think it will be a draw for the audience
A draw?
It doesn't make sense at all
One person hasn't been decided yet
And it's a draw, so it's up to you two
You two can do it better!
I'm telling you from the beginning
Right?
It's scary
WHY?!
It's funny.
Everyone, out!
It's funny.
It's amazing how you guys have the energy.
That's right.
So, let's do it together.
No.
Then, I understand.
Then, just do it.
It doesn't matter.
That's right.
It doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter.
If you two do it alone...
It doesn't matter.
It won't get excited.
Even Shoro is like that.
I'm embarrassed.
You guys have been fighting desperately.
Okay, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Because you two did it.
But you two did it.
I did push and throw.
Ah, he did push and throw.
That's where you are talking about push and throw, right?
Don't say it like that.
Kosei, out. Endo, out.
You said it like that.
I'm sorry.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
You said it like that.
It fell.
It's fine.
Try it.
The top is decided.
Endo, there's no more chance.
Don't do it.
Matsumoto, out.
Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out.
It's not fun at all.
Stop it.
It's not like that.
It's not fun at all.
Try it lightly.
It's not fun at all.
Try it lightly.
It's not fun at all.
Let's do it.
Are you buying it?
I've done it before.
I'm better than Endo.
You're better than Endo.
I've never seen Taiki and Getter before.
It's true.
It's not like that. I've done it all.
I can't feel it.
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's not fun at all.
Are you that surprised?
I think you were just surprised.
You were really surprised.
Kosei, out!
You're fast.
It's not like that.
You can do it!
Yes!
Tanaka has more reach.
That's right.
Thank you.
Kosei, Tanaka, Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, out!
What is that?
Ouch!
What is that?
Let's have fun!
Which one?
Which one do you want?
Anything is fine.
What about me?
Do you want the one you have?
Yes, I do.
Go ahead.
[Laughter]
Everyone out!
[Laughter]
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
If you put it in there, it will fall off.
I will do it with everyone.
If you put it in there, right?
I will do it with everyone.
Everyone?
Really?
[Laughter]
Everyone out!
Ouch!
Wait a minute.
Really?
Matsumoto, Taikick!
Taikick is enough!
I am sorry!
It's hurts terribly.
It's been a while.
It's dangerous!
- Ah! Ah! - 원! 원! graveyard!
- Ah! Ah! 원! 원! graveyard!
- Ah! Ah! 원!원! bigger gheeoul!
- Ah! Ah! 원! 원! demons!
- Sakurada, Tomasa, Endo, Tanaka, out!
- Ah! Ah! Ah! - It hurts! It hurts!
- It's no use! - It hurts, it hurts!
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - Ah... it hurts, man...
- Ah! It hurts! - It hurts, man...
It hurts, doesn't it?
[Laughter]
Kosei, out!
What's so funny?
Yes!
She's so happy.
She wants to seal her thigh kick from the penalty game forever, doesn't she?
That's right.
Are you going, Hanako?
That's right.
I'm so tired.
This is a mess.
We have a lot of problems.
[Laughter]
Shut up!
This is a bit...
I know, right?
This opens, right?
Yes.
Again?
This is a feast for my tribe.
Please enjoy it.
It's a bit scary.
Is it heavy?
Yes, it's quite heavy.
It's frozen.
It's like dry ice.
Is it really frozen?
I'm scared.
I'll open it.
What is it?
I'm scared.
It's a bit scary.
It's a feast for my tribe.
Please enjoy it.
It's a feast for my tribe.
It's cold.
Again?
[Laughter]
Yay!
Out!
You're making me laugh again today! Shut up!
[Laughter]
What is this?
[Laughter]
What is this?
Wow!
[Laughter]
What is this?
I have to eat it.
You can't eat it.
What is this?
Look!
[Laughter]
It doesn't look bad.
Let me taste it.
There are no lines here.
[Gasps]
Does it open?
[Gasps]
Doesn't it look like it's about to open?
Right?
It's opening!
It's dirty.
[Gasps]
Wait a minute!
Wow!
[Laughter]
It's scary.
It doesn't look good.
[Laughter]
It doesn't look good.
Should I eat it?
It takes courage, but...
It takes courage.
I don't know what it is.
I'm sorry.
[Laughter]
It's fun.
It's hard.
It feels like I'm holding a broomstick.
Stop it.
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]
Tanaka, out!
Which one should I eat?
Clay, out!
Which one should I eat?
I don't know.
Why don't you hold your head?
Ah!
Hey!
You have to hold it.
I may be small, but...
Which one should I eat?
You should hold your head.
Ah, you're right.
It's hard.
It's a great picture.
It's great.
Try it.
Thank you for it.
It's good.
Are you kidding me?
[Music]
Tanaka, out!
It's good.
[Music]
This is amazing. It was really delicious.
This is really amazing.
It's amazing.
It's like half-baked.
Half-baked.
It's weird.
It's amazing.
But it was good.
But it was delicious.
Let's cool it down.
It's a feast for the hungry.
Is Yama-chan not done yet?
There is a lot of time left.
What is this?
It's the same as Hamamatsu-san's.
Please be careful.
But girls can't smell it.
Yeah.
I'm scared of it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I'm scared of it.
Does it smell?
No.
It's sweet.
It doesn't smell.
Hosei.
Go change.
I'm going.
I see.
That's how it is.
Hosei is called by someone every year.
What will happen this year?
Come on.
I'm going crazy.
Yeah.
It's so sweet.
That position is bad.
No, this position is not good.
Are you rubbing your hands?
I feel sorry for you.
Thank you very much.
Why do you always break it?
No, it's not dirty.
It's not dirty.
It's really bad, but it's tough.
Because you're 50 years old.
That's right.
Kousei...
Are you making fun of us?
Wow!
My name is Apollos.
I'm a dark shaman who serves Stann Khamenon since ancient times.
Hey, Kousei...
What are you doing?
Are you insulting our king?
No, we're not!
Are you insulting our king?
Wow! Everyone is talking!
No, we're not!
We were just preparing it!
We will never forgive those who harass our king!
Those who touch our anger will have a miserable end!
Look at this and feel it!
In 1949,
John Wood III, who was a collector of antiques,
steals the treasures of Stann Khamen King, which have been passed down to the Hippopotamans for generations.
Ancient sculptures...
Ancient Myra...
Golden rites...
However, these three types of rites were cursed.
On their way back, John Wood III and his seven treasure hunters...
...became more and more mysterious.
And John Wood III himself, who brought back treasures to his mansion...
A few days later, a sudden downpour of lightning from the sky...
Their deaths are talked about as ancient Myra's punishments.
Hosei...
There is only one way you can escape these punishments...
And that is...
Your bonds with your comrades!
I will now ask your comrades questions about Hosei.
If you are able to answer within ten seconds...
You will be freed from your bonds with your comrades.
No...
However...
If you are unable to answer...
Hosei will be punished.
Please...
This is completely different from anything I've heard before...
I don't know what you're talking about...
But it's personal...
But I don't know!
Well, Matsumoto-san is...
He's still mysterious...
But...
You guys are crazy...
You're always playing around...
I'll do my best!
You're always playing around...
Let's not do that...
Let's not do anything that will make you fall...
Of course we won't!
We won't do anything that will make you fall...
We'll do our best to protect you!
We'll protect you!
Now...
I will ask Hamada...
Kosei...
What month and what day is your birthday?
You know, right? You've been using it for 30 years, right?
I'm sorry, I really don't know.
What? You're sorry? I know!
No, I really don't know.
I know!
Wait! Hey! What? I didn't say anything!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
June... June 18th!
June, June, June...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
No, I don't know at all!
I don't know at all!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Matsumoto...
Hamada...
Jendo...
Danaka...
Out!
Don't move it! Don't move it!
Don't move it!
It hurts!
Don't move it!
It hurts!
No, no, no!
It hurts now!
The correct answer is...
February 15th!
If we knew it, we wouldn't have come!
I'm sorry, Hamada-san! May 11th!
Thank you very much!
No, it's not!
It's not!
Let's get along well!
Wait a minute!
Let's get along well!
Yes.
This is the worst thing that can happen!
Yes, it's a bond.
That kind of comical move is not good!
It's not comical, it's nothing!
I'm telling you! I'm telling you it's not good!
I'm telling you! I'm telling you!
Masamoto, out!
Sanaka, out!
Endo, out!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
That's not good!
Ouch!
But that was...
That's not good!
It happened in one shot!
No, this is really not good!
This is really...
I think it's torn, really!
Seriously!
But I don't think it's torn, you know?
I'll do my best!
I'm sorry!
Now, let's hear from Matsumoto!
Matsumoto-san, please!
What college did you go to when you were in high school?
No, I didn't go to any college!
I don't know anything!
When I turned 30 and asked if I could study again...
When you did?
I don't know!
High school students, out!
I don't know this!
What is that?!
Team...
Matsumoto, Kanada, Rendo, Kanaka, Out!
Why is it so difficult?!
Because of this move!
Mr. Osan, please stop this move!
Please stop this move!
I'll do something about it!
I know, I know!
I'll do something about it!
You knew we were coming, right?
I knew it, I knew it!
I'm not sure about it.
It's just a name, right?
What do you mean?
What?
You got it wrong.
I fell!
The answer is...
Risshou University.
I know!
I know Risshou University!
But I knew it was wrong!
We have to do something about it.
This is really wrong.
We can't do anything about it.
I know!
This is really urgent.
Are you really going to do that?
Are you listening to me?
Are you really going to do that?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
No, no, no.
I knew it.
I'll do it.
Tanaka, Rendou, Hamada, Matsumoto, Out!
What am I doing?
We have to cool it down.
Ouch!
Next is Tanaka!
I'll do my best!
I'm counting on you!
What?
See! I told you!
I'm good at this!
Here we go!
Well...
Kendo!
Yes!
What?
Kensei...
Kosei...
Out!
What?
Are you sure?
Wait!
Are you sure?
Huh?
Are you sure?
Wow!
But...
Matsumoto...
Hamada...
Rendo...
Tanaka...
Out!
What are you doing?
Out!
Ouch! Ouch!
What are you doing?
Hey! Hey!
What was that?
I want to add more words...
Wait!
It's not like that...
The correct answer is...
I told you!
Only two months?
Then...
Only two months?
You don't know this!
I've been learning Kendo for 13 years!
Only two months of conversation class!
Lord Shigogami!
Wait!
Forgive me!
Lord Shigogami!
You can ask me scary questions now...
but please allow me to answer by myself!
You are all my friends!
OK, let's ask Hamada!
Kousei, what is the name of your sister duo that you produced in 2002?
What? What? What did you say?
I did it!
Kosei, out!
I did it!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
The order is broken!
Ouch!
The order is broken!
The correct answer is "Aiai".
I was told so.
Do you want to remove it?
Yes.
It's messed up.
This is...
No, no, no.
This is perfect.
I can't remove it.
I feel like Hamada is protecting me.
I can't say that.
This is good.
But I still have a problem.
Can you forgive him?
Is it OK?
It's OK.
OK.
This is the last question.
This is the last one.
Matsumoto asks...
Kosei,
what is the name of the female talent
who used to work with you
"in "Tensai TV"?"
Female?
Big hint.
Lisa.
Lisa Sickmayer!
Big hint.
Kosei, out!
Are you OK?
I'm OK.
But I can do it.
Mr. Hanada will protect me.
Something came out of Mr. Gorilla.
Don't call me. I'm angry.
Mr. Hanada, out!
Wasn't it the right answer?
It's the right answer.
The right answer is...
Lisa Stickmayer!
I thought you said "lisa stick".
This is...
This is nasty.
Lisa Stickmayer!
Fall into hell!
What does it mean?
I'm scared.
He said "fall into hell".
Amazing.
This is amazing.
He said it just now, didn't he?
Yes.
I was surprised.
You're amazing.
I'm trying my best, but the question is too difficult.
It's strange.
I can't answer it.
Kosei!
He's fast.