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The first "Gaki no Tsukai" winner is...
Yulian Retriever Shigenge!
It's been a while.
I haven't been on this show before.
It's your 51st time.
I'm a little scared of putting Yulian on this show.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to kick him out one day.
He's really crazy.
Are you ready?
Today's winner is...
Yulian!
I'm sorry. I'm wearing an average woman's clothes.
You're not a woman.
It's your 51st time.
What are you aiming for?
Why are you hitting me?!
That's right.
I'm aiming for the first place.
Is it like this?
63,000 yen?
You have to raise it a little.
Do you have a reason?!
I do!
I see.
It's gone now.
It's gone now!
What should we do now?
Let's see...
What do you think?
The closest thing is Matsumoto-san's "jintan" recipe for a week.
What do you mean? I don't know what you mean but...
"jintan" recipe?
I've always had "jintan" recipes.
I've eaten about 20,000 of them.
No, I'm talking about the taste.
For a week.
On the contrary, why do people run away from "jintan" recipes?
I don't mind having "jintan" recipes for a week.
But if I'm in a bad mood and lose my temper...
That's possible.
I think I'll quit "jintan" recipes.
You'll quit "jintan" recipes.
No, I won't.
I don't want to quit "jintan" recipes.
This looks like...
What is it?
A big "taidan".
Yes, it looks like a big "taidan".
What are you doing?
It's funny, isn't it?
What are you doing?
It's a "taidan", isn't it?
It's like you're all coming together.
At the end...
At the end, you go home holding hands.
You go home holding hands and your "neon gai" disappears.
"Neon gai", I see.
It's difficult, isn't it?
"Coaching" has a meaning, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Right?
I see.
What you're doing is...
Excuse me!
Entry No. 5, Aiko Matsumushi.
Nice to meet you!
I want to be an actress.
I admire you, Ms. Matsutaka.
Can I act now?
I love that scene!
I remember everything!
Let me do it!
Nice to meet you!
I'm stupid, aren't I?
You wear socks and shoes every day.
I'm stupid.
I can say thank you.
But I can't say I'm sorry.
I asked you why you can't do it.
You wear socks and shoes, so you can't do it.
It's terrible, isn't it?
I'm doing my best, too.
But now I can say with confidence.
With a loud voice.
I'm wearing socks and shoes here!
Put on your shoes! Put on your shoes!
You're an idiot!
What is it?
It's pretty long.
It's tears.
I was surprised. I was surprised.
I'm back, Yuria!
It was similar to the previous song.
Is he coming back?
Excuse me.
Good morning. Excuse me.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
I'm the director, Matsuki.
Thank you for having me.
It's a little simple, but I'm sorry.
Today, I'm going to do it.
It's a program called "Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende".
The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende".
"Chiki Chiki Yurian Retriever Shichihenge".
I'm sorry. It's written like "shichihenge", but it's "shichihenge" now.
I'm sorry. It's confusing.
Let's get started.
The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende".
"Chiki Chiki Yurian Retriever Shichihenge".
We have a signboard like this.
Now, Mr. Downtown will raise his butt from the chair.
It's okay if you walk from your right or left foot.
Please move over there.
Mr. Amada's line, "The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende".
"Chiki Chiki Yurian Retriever Shichihenge".
I'd like you to say it in a louder voice.
After that, Mr. Matsumoto will say it in a louder voice.
I'd like you to say it in a louder voice twice.
Yes.
Is it better to say it once?
Let's say it once. It's more fun to say it once.
Please say it once.
Well, it's about to start, so I'll call you again.
I'll call you, so please take your time. Thank you for your hard work.
What is it?
The hat is small, too.
Huh? One person?
Not yet.
It may be rare.
The final match of the World Championship is about to begin.
After 3 losses in a row, Yullian Retriever's challenge begins!
Here I go!
Yullian swallowed it. It's over. The record is...
1 minute and 37 seconds and 84 seconds!
There's more!
Let's start over and restart!
I was surprised because a crow came.
Why did a crow come?
I drank because a crow came.
What are you going to do?
Let's go back for now.
I don't want you to look at the script.
I don't know what "echo" is.
I'm going to read Wikipedia now.
Please tell me the name of the person you want me to search for.
Then, Hamada-san, Hamada Masato-san.
Yes.
Hamada Masato-shi.
1963, May 11th.
Japanese comedy and talent.
Manzai writer.
Host.
Singer.
Actor and voice actor.
Comedy duo.
She's in charge of comments in downtown.
Her partner is Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Their compatibility is...
Hana-chan.
Her husband is Ogawa Natsumi.
Their favorite food is...
Yakisoba.
Especially...
Peyoung sauce yakisoba and...
Nissin yakisoba UFO.
Their favorite food is...
Buri no teriyaki.
Their least favorite food is tomatoes.
Their partner Matsumoto...
In books and interviews...
"Without Hamada...
...downtown wouldn't be such a major place."
She said that over and over again.
In professional work ethics, it is absolutely better for him to read my schedule than for me to read his schedule.
So I told him not to live longer than me for a day.
Gradol and I had a bad relationship, but...
That's all.
- What's up with him? - I know, right?
- It doesn't matter who it is. - Yeah, but if it's not Hamada...
- Yeah, you're right. - You're right!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was crowded.
I'm tired.
I live in Osaka, but my family lives in Nara.
Nara is farther away.
It takes about two hours by train.
So it takes about two hours...
I'm sorry.
(coughing)
Well, it takes two hours, but if you take the Osaka Line instead of the South Osaka Line, it will take about an hour from Namba. (coughing)
(coughing)
What's wrong with you?
(coughing)
Just drink it.
(coughing)
Calm down.
(breathing)
It takes 20 minutes by car from the station to my house.
So, I don't have a driver's license, so I called my parents and told them I didn't have a car today and asked if I could go home today.
(coughing)
What's this?
(laughing)
(coughing)
Excuse me for drinking.
Thank you for the drink.
(coughing)
Why?
Why are you going there?
At first, I wondered if you were really listening.
It was real.
What kind of voice sample license did you get?
I got it at a place like Yoshimoto's studio.
Oh, really?
Is it for stamping?
Do you have a voice actor you want to work with?
Do you have one?
I don't know about that.
More dynamic, more cool.
The only presence that overwhelms the viewer.
He's pretty excited.
He's full of enthusiasm for work.
More dynamic, more cool.
The only presence that overwhelms the viewer.
Or overwhelms the viewer.
Overwhelms the viewer.
This is embarrassing.
A ramen shop that stands quietly in the city of Tokyo.
This tantanmen is famous for being delicious.
Wow!
I'm sweating.
I haven't eaten a single thing yet.
From the seaweed to the food.
I haven't worked for 3 years yet.
It's delicious once you eat it.
Once you eat it, you'll get addicted.
It's too much for lunch and it's relatively easy to enter until evening.
(clearing throat)
Don't be lazy!
From yesterday's continuation...
Hey!
What is this?!
I told you yesterday, didn't I?!
Your posture...
It's like this.
It's like this!
Normal!
Because you have a streak.
You can go to the world!
Enough!
What's going on?
How can you leave like that?
Say something!
I can't do it!
Get out of my way.
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(laughing)
What is it?
It's crazy!
(laughing)
It's crazy!
Yuri!
You're annoying!
Yuri!
I like you!
Why don't you like me?
I love you so much!
I don't care!
Yuri!
I don't care!
Yuri!
I don't care!
Let me go!
I can't!
You're annoying!
I like you!
I love you!
I can't!
You're the only one I have, Yuri!
Don't come near me!
It's over...
What do I do?
(laughs)
I sold it!
(laughs)
I sold it!
(laughs)
This is awful!
You're so mean.
Let's do it.
Do it.
That's impossible.
I can't see that side.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
Oh!
Thirty...two?
Thirty-two!
No, but how did you do it?
Didn't you think you were going to be in trouble in the first half?
In the first half...
I thought about what I should do normally.
That's right!
Oh!
I'm sorry!
American Police 24th Hour, which you must not laugh at!
DVD and Blu-ray will be released on Nov. 28th!