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This week's "Gaki no Tsukai" is...
Nadal's 24-hour long interview, complete edition!
During my free time, I'd run around like "waah!"
I'd run around naked and say "waah!"
When he was young, he was bullied.
I'd say "geta bako" and he'd say "kutsunagate."
It was a real dream.
When he was a student, he wanted to become a farmer.
I wanted to study aquaculture.
I especially wanted to work at an aquarium.
When you think of your dad, you think of "minama no monooki."
- What's in it? - It's impossible.
It's impossible.
- He's angry. - He's angry, but he says it's impossible.
Tonight's "Kuzu Genin" is Nadal's "subete ga maru hadaka ni"!
- Your eyes are red. - You look like you're dying.
It's 8:26 pm.
With Nadal, who looks tired, we go to a restaurant for dinner.
- Is Nadal's a popular restaurant? - Yes, it's a good place.
- I often take my juniors there. - Really?
- What kind of restaurant is it? - "Rinku."
Pardon?
Rinku.
- What do you recommend? - "Mumentaiko Pasta."
- "Mumentaiko Pasta" is really good. - Is it an Italian restaurant?
European.
European?
- What? - I don't know much about it.
- Do you know French?
- Yes, I know. - Do you know European food?
European food.
It's Western food.
Western food.
What happened?
Please tell the viewers what kind of restaurant it is in advance.
Please wait for a moment.
- Please answer properly. - I don't know anything about it.
What should I say?
First of all, the pasta is good.
- The pasta is good. - What is it?
- The main pasta. - It's like capricciosa.
Capricciosa...
It's like...
a bar.
- What? - A bar?
- It's like capricciosa. - Wait a minute.
It's like capricciosa.
After arriving in Nadal,
they arrive at an Italian bar called "Link" in Nakameguro.
It's a very stylish restaurant.
- That's right. - It's nice.
They will eat their recommended pasta with cod roe.
This is a hidden menu for Nadal.
- This is really good. - Really?
I'm sure of it. It's a Nadal special.
It's like a mocha ice cream.
It's hard to eat.
I'm sure of it.
If I were to describe it, it's like crepe.
First of all, the texture is completely different.
It's chewy.
This is raw pasta, right?
It's not raw.
Isn't it?
Why?
Of course, the interview continues.
Everyone respects you as an entertainer.
That's right.
Do you think you're winning here?
I think I'm winning because of my sense of humor.
I don't think I can win because of my sense of humor.
That's cool as an entertainer.
Sometimes, when I laugh, something crazy happens.
What about you, Hamada-san?
Everything you say sounds funny.
That's what I say.
What are you talking about?
That's what I say.
That's right.
I can laugh at anything.
I'm sure of it.
Are you serious?
I don't think there are many people like me.
I can laugh at anything.
Don't make fun of me.
I saw you shopping at Hama-chan-ga.
That's right. I bought it.
Nadal, who appeared in the shopping plan of Hama- chan- ga, bought a certain product at Hamada's own expense.
What did you buy?
This is an iron.
An iron?
This is an iron with a lot of steam.
You're using it now, too.
What?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not using it.
What about the iron?
The iron is in good condition.
Do you take care of it?
Yes, I do.
He took good care of it.
It's back to normal.
He uses it.
It's called the iron.
Nadal also ordered carbonara.
What's with that camera look?
You're so mean.
You should know your place.
You're so mean.
She eats pasta like a beast.
It's so big.
It's a lot of meat.
There's not much meat.
It's a lot of meat.
I'll eat it last.
They move their location to a Shibuya theater
and listen to what happened two years ago.
How did you feel when you actually came to Tokyo?
I'm glad I came.
I didn't have a job at all.
But I got to do a lot of things in Tokyo.
I think I gained a lot of experience.
What was the most fun show you've ever been in?
I don't think there's a show I enjoyed.
Why is that?
Because it's all about fighting.
And now, we're going to talk about the Nadal Corps,
which selected and formed comedians who work together in private
for auditions.
They listen to me a lot and are kind.
Kindness is important.
NADAL GUNDAN was selected based on kindness.
In fact, there were initial members.
YURIYAN and ASSEI were originally NADAL GUNDAN.
But they didn't listen to me much, so I removed them.
Is there such a thing?
It's 11:45 p.m.
They go back to the hotel and continue with the interview.
13 hours have passed.
How do you feel now?
I want to do my best now.
Yes, the battle is still at a turning point.
They go back to the hotel and continue with the interview.
NADAL, do you have any NG items?
Things about my family.
Things that don't make me laugh.
Have you ever heard of HOSEI'S RACCOON?
Do you remember what it was about?
He said something good.
I don't know.
He is still there.
I think he improved with his ability.
Is that impression okay?
I want to say it, but I don't have it, really.
Only this.
When I met you in the bathroom and you talked to me with a smile, I don't have it.
But the interview will not end.
For you, Mr. Nanaru...
His attitude has changed.
It's not something you absolutely have to have, but...
If you have it, it's wonderful.
Don't say it out loud.
It's wonderful.
Anyway, it's annoying.
1 a.m.
He moves to a bar in a hotel and approaches Nanaru's feeling of love.
Feeling of love...
Have you ever cheated on someone?
What are you talking about?
You can't cheat on someone.
Mr. Nanaru, you can't cheat on someone.
Don't say cool things.
If you like me...
If you like me even a little...
Is she with you now?
Yes, she is.
Did you meet her?
I picked her up.
Looking at the cherry blossoms on the Shingoro River...
I have something to say to you.
I like you.
I'd be happy if we could date.
If we could go somewhere together again...
Don't drink there.
I'd be happy.
What is he saying?
I like you.
Nadal, who has improved his love story,
You drank a lot, didn't you?
Are you okay?
Your face has changed a little.
Are you okay?
drinks up the cocktail in one go.
He's been drinking the cocktail like it's tea for a while now, hasn't he?
Excuse me?
You're so mean.
Why do you say that?
What's wrong?
That's human nature.
This is scary.
What's wrong?
It's late at 2 a.m. After enjoying a drink at the bar, the interview was resumed in the room.
Fifteen hours have passed since the beginning. How do you feel?
I'm a little drunk, but I'm fine. I'm a little tired, so I'll drink.
Is there an ideal gap that you imagine?
If I don't accept it at all, I definitely want to quit.
I don't want to do it while being told that I don't think it's a joke.
It's an ideal gap.
Please tell me about your ideal gap.
If I don't accept it at all...
It's your ideal.
Your ideal...
This is your best way out of it.
Your best way out of it.
Is it because of the drink?
The interviewer's questions and Nadal's answers don't match.
And...
What do you want to do after retirement?
This is bad.
Mr. Nadal?
I want to expose you for 24 hours.
Can you answer me a little more seriously?
Mr. Nadal?
Hey!
I almost closed my eyes.
Mr. Nadal?
What do you want to do after retirement?
Mr. Nadar? Mr. Nadar?
What?
Did you get it, Nadaru-san?
Now?
16 hours from the start.
His body screams.
Nadaru-san.
He's late.
Nadaru-san, please open your eyes.
Your eyes are red.
You're dead.
I'm not dead, I'm dead.
Nadaru, how will you overcome this?
What is the most memorable thing for you?
I think it's winning the gold medal.
What are you most grateful for Nishino-san?
When I said I wanted to quit, he stopped me with all his might.
If he hadn't stopped me, I wouldn't have said it.
And in the shower, we saw Nadaru's unique way of washing his hair.
What are you doing? Stop it!
Stop it!
When was the last time you won a jackpot?
Yesterday's first live show.
"100,000 Volts Pikachu".
I won!
You're the type of person who doesn't like winning.
What is this?
Nadaru continues to answer while fighting with his water horse.
Natalu's 24 hour long interview.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Thank you for having me.
I've asked viewers what questions they'd like to ask you.
Please answer.
Okay.
So, what questions do you want to ask Natalu?
All right!
Then, please ask.
Me?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
Your face is swollen.
I'll take it.
What place do you think Yappeizo is in terms of gag ranking?
Also, what's up and down gag?
Yappeizo is really down.
I really can't take it now.
Let's speed up.
It's about 200 places.
Up is...
Hi yo, papi.
Down is...
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Let's move on to the next question.
What are you careful about when drinking with women?
I'll make sure if it's a minor or not.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next question.
What are you talking about?
Can you tell me about your underwear size?
I don't want you to say that.
Why do you say that?
I don't want you to say that.
Please don't say it.
I don't want you to say it.
No, I don't want you to say it.
Please don't say it.
No, I don't want you to say it.
It's not okay.
He has 2 and a half hours left.
The staff look exhausted.
And of course, Nadal too.
Wow.
Can you analyze why Japan lost to Belgium?
Nadal-san.
I can't stand this picture.
Nadal-san.
Can you analyze why Japan lost to Belgium?
Nadal-san.
Wow.
- Nadal-san... - Don't surprise me!
- I'm the one who's surprised! - Let's do our best for the last spurt.
This guy has no interview!
The goal of the 24-hour battle is right there.
Megs awakens the body with an aero drink.
Matsuda...
And then...
It's time for destiny!
- The 24-hour battle is coming to an end. - Thank you.
- Do you have anything you want to say or leave behind? - Not really.
Nadal answered 3126 questions in 24 hours.
This is the last question.
What was your life like?
I think I've been through a lot.
But I think it was a good life.
But I want to...
I want to work harder for a better life.
- Nadal-san, you've completed your 24-hour mission. - Thank you.
I'm glad.
I'm happy.
Is that your reaction?
I'm not happy or anything.
I'm just tired.
I can't say "wow" anymore.
- The 24-hour interview is over. - Yes.
But we have a question about Nadal's answer.
- Please come in! - Who is it?
Hello!
Thank you for coming!
"American Police 24-hour" that you must not laugh at!
DVD and Blu-ray will be released on November 28th!
It was a lie!
I thought it would be a lie, but...
I was shocked, but first of all...
It's a joke, but I'm really doing it all, right?
Did you say that?
I said "half and half".
I said "half and half", but...
I've never done a joke based on Nadal's jokes for the past seven years.
As for the jokes...
I say "half and half".
While we talk, we say "half and half", right?
You said "half and half", didn't you?
I said it.
What? Didn't I say "half and half"?
You said it!
I checked it again, but I said "half and half".
You said it!
I'm trying to be conscious of what I say.
You said it!
Also, Hamada-san's...
Hama-chan's...
Yes, yes!
You said you bought an iron, didn't you?
Do you remember the blank space?
Yes, yes!
Besides the iron, you bought me one more item.
A washlet, right?
About 24,000 yen worth of a washlet.
You bought it for me, but...
I'm sorry, Hamada-san.
I was really surprised.
You usually have a toilet outlet, don't you?
I don't have one at home.
I couldn't use the washlet you bought me.
So I said "iron change", and it happened.
"Iron change"?
No, no, no.
I bought an iron and a washlet, but I don't know what "iron change" is.
So what happened?
So he paid me back.
He bought me a new iron, and this.
"This"?
He got two iron?
With two irons?
He sat quietly and...
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Really scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
- Multicolored! - Dark, dark!
- Multicolored! - Dark colored!
- But with my Heipo... - Hey, do you have Heipo?
- Heipo is like... a different type of incompetent person. - He's one of us.
- He could be angry. He can stay with me for one night and keep on standing at a hot spring here!
It's in his ear!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
You're a child, so be careful.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
It moved!