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The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" is "Chiki Chiki"!
This "Chiki Nadaru" 24 hour long interview!
Yes, how many people will it be?
This is the first time for you, Yamai-san, right?
Yes, this is the first time for me and Suzuki-san.
Oh, yes, yes.
Earlier, when I asked the camera to move away from me, the camera was facing me like this.
I'm a little nervous, but I have no choice but to call a coin.
Yes.
I have already booked it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, let's go. Today's star is Nadaru!
Thank you!
No, please don't call me "Chiki".
No, no, you are...
Is this how you become "downtown"?
No, no, you are abnormal.
Abnormal?
I was really worried about what I said on the show.
After a while, I felt like I was waiting in front of my house.
Scary, scary, scary.
Ah, that's good.
Scary, scary, scary.
It's like the door of a yamagoya opened.
Please don't say that.
Scary, scary, scary.
Are you okay?
By the way, do you like Nadaru?
Do you think of him as a senior?
No, I think of him as a senior.
I accept it.
I think of him as a senior.
I just want to change.
I want you to apologize for "downtown" on Wednesday.
That's crazy!
After four years of formation, they have conquered the KING OF CONTEST and are now known as the "chiki-chiki- peppers."
However, that doesn't mean they're doing great right now.
One theory is that there's something wrong with NADAL.
In order to find out the truth, NADAL will appear in a long interview!
The interview day was blessed with good weather.
NADAL will appear in "Hotel of Tyne" in Shiodome, Tokyo.
However!
NADAL didn't show up even though the scheduled time had passed.
In the end, he showed up an hour later.
Even though he was late, he showed up in "Grassland".
We're late for our show!
Thank you for having us.
It's raining.
We've been waiting for you since 9 a.m.
Right?!
You!
According to this annual ticket, NADAL's interview was the best in his life.
And he will tell us everything about his future.
I'm very happy, honestly.
It's an opportunity for me to let people know about me 24 hours a day.
I'm having a lot of fun.
Today, we're going to ask you anything and everything.
Please be honest and tell us everything you know.
If it's all true, I'll tell you everything I've heard so far.
Yes.
NADAL's 24-hour story has begun.
How did you feel when you were just born?
I was told I was cute.
Like a ball.
It doesn't hurt even if I put it in my eye.
NADAL was born as a son of three brothers in 1984.
Can you tell me your real name?
My real name?
Well...
I do have a real name, but...
Is there a reason you don't want to say it?
Well, I have a real name because I play Nadal.
So even if you omit it...
Well, Nadal isn't a game name.
That's right.
Isn't it okay?
Well, I don't know how many shots I'll get.
I play Nadal as an actor.
Can you tell me about it?
Well, my real name is...
It's normal.
Aiura Hideki.
That's right.
That's a pretty strong name.
That's right.
There are a lot of people who hide their names.
Yes, there are a lot of people.
I'm from Uesugi family.
I heard that I was Uesugi of Uesugi Kenshin.
Really?
Aiura's ancestor said that he was a kashin who served Uesugi Kenshin, a warlord of the family.
Really?
You heard that you were a kashin of Uesugi family?
That's what my dad said.
Really?
It's true.
It's not like you're lying.
It's not like you're saying, "Really? Really?"
But I've heard that you were a kashin.
So you don't need to doubt it anymore.
That's right.
Originally, I was from a warlord family.
After becoming a world where warlords and warriors have nothing to do with each other, I basically became a farmer.
What is that?
My family's hometown is Minamiyama Shiro Village, which is the only village in Kyoto.
It's like a picture.
It's a small village with an population of about 2,800 people with a picture-like scenery.
Minamiyama Shiro Village.
Among them is Newton.
Newton?
It's a residential area.
What is Newton?
Among Minamiyama Shiro Village, there are various areas.
There is Dosenbo, Tayama, and Takao, but there is Newton.
Is Newton a name?
That's what everyone calls it.
I'm not doing it!
Do it for me!
Since he was young, Seichiro is a scary father for Nadar.
Do you have any memories with your father?
Can I say this?
When my mom gave birth to me, she washed me with soap.
Since I became an adult, I washed myself with soap.
I didn't have any feelings.
But when I looked around me, I didn't wash properly.
She said, "Wash yourself with soap."
When I washed myself with soap, she said, "It hurts!"
I was like, "Oh!"
She washed me with soap when I didn't have any feelings of pain.
Don't make it into words!
If I were born, I would wash myself with soap the moment I was born.
You washed yourself with soap!
Speaking of my father, there is a TV show about him.
It's called "Inaba no Monokiri".
Seichiro's father collects and stores something.
Nadar is often teased about it on TV.
But Nadar never tries to talk back.
What's in it?
It's impossible.
Is he angry?
He's angry, but he's saying it's impossible.
He said it.
It's scary.
Even if it's an interview...
Why is it so beautiful?
Nadar, do you know what's in it?
Of course I know. We're family.
Why do you say that?
It's a promise.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
Why do you say that?
If you stop the camera, I'll say it.
If you stop the camera...
I'll say it in front of the camera.
Nadar has always liked animals.
He was attracted to turtles raised in ponds and decided to go to kindergarten.
At that time, in kindergarten, did you ever feel uncomfortable about being different from others?
I think I was the most impatient.
What do you mean?
Seriously, kindergarten was too stupid.
I thought I was just randomly playing woodwinds and stuff, but when I found out there were rules, I was frustrated and cried.
"This makes a sound," "This makes a sound," rules.
I don't know what they mean.
I don't have a concept of "sound."
What do you mean?
I don't understand it either.
I don't know what I'm saying right now.
So anyway, when I have to do something, I'm always crying.
From difficult things, he ran away from kindergarten crying.
When he became an elementary school student, his other problem behavior became brighter.
It's getting a little hard.
Was your grade good in elementary school?
I think it was pretty good.
I think I've been smart since about fifth grade.
Anyway, until about fourth grade...
I didn't have much calmness. I ran around like "wow" in my free time and ran naked when I noticed it.
By yourself?
I said "wow"
It was like this.
It was cute again.
I said "wow" in front of you.
I climbed the highest place in Unte and couldn't get off. There were quite a few places where I asked an old lady for help for lunch.
I was climbing when I noticed it.
I felt like it wasn't an ordinary life since I was in elementary school.
It's annoying.
What did you do?
I'm a college student, but I didn't know that I wanted to be an entertainer.
You're from Kansai, but you didn't know about my novel "Shinkigeki"?
I wasn't in a family where I could watch it.
Did your dad stop you from watching it?
My dad.
Why did you tell him not to watch it?
Because it would make me stupid.
He spent his elementary school years laughing and having fun.
Eventually, he reached adolescence where he was conscious of other people's lives.
I didn't talk much with girls in middle school.
So you weren't conscious of it?
I was simply told off by girls.
What did you say?
What's that?
I simply raised my hand in class and girls put me down.
If I got it right, I got it right.
You know that, don't you?
I don't have to raise my hand.
When I got it right, I got it right.
Why did you raise your hand?
When I said "getabako", I didn't have shoes.
I was being bullied hard.
The story is about a test before studying abroad.
My seat is on the right in front of the hallway.
Kinkon, kankon
I said "Let's start the test".
When I said "let's start", a girl said "Wait a minute, teacher".
Even though there was a chime, a female student came late to the classroom.
"I didn't study at all yesterday", she said.
"No, no", said the teacher.
There's a chime, you shouldn't come in. You didn't study, did you?
"That's right, but I haven't slept yet", said the girl.
She was doing it in a funny way.
I got angry.
Everyone was waiting for me.
So I said "You guys, stop it".
"You guys, everyone is waiting for you".
"You guys, you're the one who didn't study", I said.
"You guys, I don't know if you're doing it because you think it's funny",
"but stop studying and come in", I said.
Suddenly, the girl grabbed a textbook and slammed it against the hallway.
She looked at me and came into the classroom.
"I was about to come in now", she said.
I thought it was my fault.
I was nervous, so I tested the class.
From the next day, bullying started.
I was the leader of the girls.
I don't know what you mean.
The 100-day tournament was really hard.
There is a 100-day tournament at the end of the winter break.
If I could win the tournament, I thought something might change in this.
I see.
My mother called me a lot.
I remember the 100-day tournament very well.
I see.
And the 100-day tournament started in the city.
I won the tournament with a loud voice.
I was in first place until the middle of the tournament.
I thought I would lose, and I was young.
As soon as I won the tournament, a woman touched my hand.
I won the tournament first.
A woman said, "No!"
I felt it.
I heard it.
"I don't want to do it anymore!" And I went crazy.
There were about three teachers.
"No, no!" I said. "What do you want to do?"
"No, I didn't do anything!" I said.
"No, I did it for a hundred people!" "No, you didn't do anything! What do you want to do?"
"No, I didn't do anything!" "Then why is it like this?"
No, I didn't do anything!
But while we were talking, I said it.
I found out that the woman touched me later.
"I really didn't do anything!" I cried.
And it started again.
As soon as it started, there was another woman.
She was holding my shoulder while I was crying.
She licked me.
Wash it off with soap later.
"Pick!" I said.
After that, no matter what I'm told, I don't come out.
I didn't say it.
"Don't say it! It's weird!" I said.
It was really hard. I was really relieved.
I'm glad you came in.
It might be caught because it's shallow.
Three and a half hours have passed since the beginning.
With hope still standing, they go fishing, which is their hobby.
"Fishing!" "It's fast!"
Of course, the interview continues while they are moving.
The weather is nice.
What kind of refreshment do you do in your room?
Not there.
I roll my head against the pillow.
I'm tired.
It's like two or three hours have passed.
No, it's like two or three hours have passed. What's wrong with you?
No, that's not it.
Maybe you're sick.
I'm sick.
Not only does he like fishing, but he also has his own equipment.
Thank you.
It's perfect, isn't it?
Yes, it has everything in it.
Here, we will hear about his college days.
After graduating high school, Nadal wanted to work in a fisheries related job such as a fish keeper.
He decided to specialize in fisheries in college.
Were you interested in comedy at the time?
No, it's not like I was interested in it when I was in college.
You've grown up a little, haven't you?
Yes.
How did you start?
Well...
It's the first time I've seen a story like this. I think it was called 'All That Manzai'.
But 'Kirin-san's Manzai' was too funny.
I was like, 'Wow, this guy is funny.'
Did you want to become a comedian because you were interested in comedy at the time?
That's not good.
No, it's fine, but...
He's starting to like fishing.
No matter what he hears, he keeps getting negative answers.
What's wrong with you?
If he could at least catch a fish, he'd be happy, but...
I like it.
Even after two hours, there's no sign of fish.
You can't fish with this, can you?
Well, fishing in the afternoon...
Was it better at night?
Yes, it was better at night.
If it's better at night, then it's better at night.
He calms down and continues with the interview.
After watching "Kirin no Manzai", he became interested in being an entertainer when he was in college.
I wanted to study fisheries and live in a fishery.
Especially, I wanted to work at a aquarium.
But everyone wanted to be a fisherman.
It's hard to get bored of it.
So, I ended up working as a pickpocket.
No, it's not like that!
You're too used to it!
He spent his busy days for a job that wasn't his true intention.
But when he was 25, he suddenly found a way to become an entertainer.
That's how it is.
I was in a battle with my friends and we were going out for drinks and baths at the end of the year.
One of my friends said, "I want you to be an entertainer."
He was my college friend.
He said, "If you don't want to be an entertainer, you can give it a try."
You can get a job and do anything you want. Why don't you go on an adventure?
And that's how I became an entertainer.
How did you end up becoming an entertainer?
I was told it's pretty interesting.
I don't know what it is, though.
It's important, so please tell me in detail.
Let's say you're with your friends and you go to buy ostrich eggs near your college.
And you say, "Can you go and get ostrich eggs?"
And I say okay, but there are about 10 or 20 ostriches in the cage.
And all of them follow me.
So no matter how much I try to get them, they all come to me at night.
So I can't get any eggs.
That's how it was.
That's terrible.
And so, with an extremely easygoing mind, he entered NSC Osaka at the age of 25.
Of course, he wasn't that sweet of an entertainer.
Nadal entered NSC Osaka at the age of 25 in 2010.
As soon as I entered NSC, I realized that there were a lot of interesting people.
I see.
And I wanted to be an entertainer.
If I was an entertainer, I didn't have to be so funny.
What do you mean?
That's a terrible thing to say.
Like Mr. Ueda of Crimshaw.
That's kind of bad.
It's like what happened at the time.
When I first entered NSC, I was quite an entertainer.
I had a car, so I could ride it without any motivation.
And I went to see the stars and stuff.
Do you call that an entertainer?
That's also entertainment.
Nadal learned various entertainment and laughter and gradually put effort into it.
In 2012, Nadal and his 7-year-old younger colleague Nishino formed "Koro Koro Chiki Chiki Peppers".
Nadal talked about making a story for "Koro Chiki" in an interview during the day.
As for the story, we do it half and half.
Sometimes it's hard, but sometimes it's connected.
It's hard to make a story like that alone.
The two worked hard on the story.
In just four years of formation, they took over "King of Contents" and took a big break.
I was really happy.
The next year, they will move to Tokyo and continue their activities.
However, Nadal is dissatisfied with the current situation.
I don't think I can be satisfied forever like this.
I can't laugh at myself.
Don't you always have to think about laughter?
That's right.
Matsumoto-san and others have gone somewhere.
I don't know if it's funny or not.
Oh, is that so?
Do you think about it?
I think about it or not.
What do you mean?
I really think I have to surpass Matsumoto-san.
You sound arrogant.
I think I have to run in the same direction as him.
I have to find my own laughter.
What kind of laughter is "Nadal style"?
I'd like to know.
I'm thinking about it.
The entrance is very wide at first. There are various laughs.
And if you say like this, you make a mistake.
I've made a lot of big mistakes.
I'm going to get it right.
That's why I'm so good at it.
I can't catch it in one go.
It's that difficult.
The interview is less than half way through. Nine hours.
There is no laugh at first.
There is also a smile.
What are you doing?
The 24-hour interview is suddenly in the second half of the chaos.
It's better to dig up and down from above.
I think it's a bit of a video.
It's really a parody.
I'm cutting it somewhere.
Where did you cut it?
There is a place where you can do it even if it's not funny.
If you cream it up, it will stick together.
In the meantime, Mr. Ueda talked very deeply.
Do you understand that?
To make sure, I looked back at the vtr.
To be honest, I didn't think it was that funny.
If you say it clearly...
Well, Mr. Ueda of Crimshaw.
Yes, I haven't edited it at all.
Still, Nadal's destiny continues.
So you can do it even if it's not funny.
There's just a ridiculous deadline, Mr. Ueda.
It doesn't have to be funny.
As long as you poop.
Don't think about it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry, I can't explain it well.
The 24-hour long interview is over.
Alcohol enters and Nadal is attacked by water.
Nadal is attacked by water.
This is tough.
Your eyes are red.
You're drooling.
Mr. Nadal...
Will he be able to complete the 24-hour mission?
Mr. Nadal...