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Have a drink.
Thank you.
It's hot.
Yes, it is.
Thank you very much.
I have something to congratulate you.
What is it?
Yoshimoto Zaka.
An idol is born!
I wonder what will happen in the future.
He is an idol.
An idol is born.
Welcome.
Thank you for coming.
What are you doing here?
I'm famous.
Are you?
Thank you for coming.
Master, did someone sit here?
Why?
This is terrible.
Excuse me.
Can I move it?
Is it okay for you not to care about it?
It's rude to talk about it when someone is sitting.
I'm curious about it.
If it was ten years ago, it would have been a big riot.
It would have been a big riot.
The living conditions have improved.
Just by looking at a light vehicle as a rental car, we got angry.
Can you rent a light vehicle as a rental car?
Look at your uninvented face.
If you're buying a poet popper at ten at night, you must be very angry.
What do you mean?
YouATpoke a popper at ten at night.
What do you mean?
It took place on Saturday.
It is like "Is it going to happen"?
There's a lot going on, right?
There's a lot going on.
You've been together for a long time, right?
That's right.
It's been a long time.
It's been almost 30 years since I started dating Mr. Downtown.
He gave me a lot of kind words.
Oh, really?
No, it's true.
To whom?
No, it's my third birthday today.
Oh, I see. Thank you very much.
It's really embarrassing to say this, but I'm 55 years old now.
You're 55 years old.
Yes.
In the meantime...
That's right.
He gave me a lot of kind words.
The kid's DVD came out, didn't it?
How many years ago was it?
Was it the first time it came out?
The first time it came out was from "Punishment Game".
From "Punishment Game", various DVDs came out.
About 15 years ago.
In the eighth episode or so, a DVD of "Yamazaki Moriman Competition" came out.
Once a year, around June, I get a lot of kind words.
And for the first and second time, I got a lot of kind words for my DVD.
And for "Moriman Competition" as well, I got a lot of kind words.
"Oh, but I'm happy." I thought.
Then I got a call from Matsumoto-san.
"Yamazaki, how was the "Moriman Competition" gala?"
"Eh, is it that DVD?" "No, it was the same as usual." "Eh, the same as usual?" "You did the "Moriman Competition" this time, didn't you?" "Yes, that's right." "Eh, is it the same as usual?" "Yes, that's right." "Oh, I see." Then the phone was cut off.
Then one day, I had to put in a notice for something else, and when I put it in, it was the same music as the music that was played every year.
Matsumoto-san said, "No, it's not the money we get, you have to get it."
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean?
So, I...
I didn't mean it like that.
Matsumoto-san said...
in Moriman's DVD...
You're paying more than usual.
Plus, it's double.
Yes, it's double.
You didn't say that.
No, I didn't say it.
The same amount of money was spent again.
Again.
You didn't say that.
Yes, it's double.
I see. So you said it.
That's right.
It's always like that.
When I say something good, it's always wrong.
That's quite important.
No, it's the most important now.
It's always like that.
Again.
You didn't say it.
Don't say it!
Again.
Stop with that nickname!
When I say something good, it's always wrong.
He made a mistake.
He missed it.
Why didn't you say it?
I'm sorry.
It's double?
It goes back in.
Yes, it's double.
It's double.
That's double.
It's double.
You didn't say that because he said it.
You didn't say that.
We finally understand.
The gathering is quite powerful.
So you have to go with the flow?
That's true.
I see.
You know, because he said it.
Natsumo said it.
The only rewards you get is my efforts.
So we don't need the show.
"Ureoh" on a so-called "Number DVD".
I told Okamoto about it.
I said, "Right away!".
But my company didn't know, saying "right away!".
So we didn't tell you about it.
So I checked it.
But you should have told me about it.
They said, "There's no show".
"That's bad".
If I did that, I'd... Anyway, Hamada would have to quit the company.
- What? Hamada? - Where is Hamada?
- Why me? - I should have called Hamada.
- Where is Hamada? - Hamada?
- I'm not crazy about justice. - At that moment, I thought he was a really serious person.
- You don't need me to say anything, do you? - Yes. - Let's do it. - Serious?
- Don't look at me like that. - Serious? - Serious? - Serious? - Serious? - You're really bad at praising me.
- Because... - You're using an A phrase... - You're using an A phrase like "serious" aren't you?
- No, no, you're kind like "you're a nice person", right? - Isn't that normal? - Isn't that honest? - It's honest. - Then it's honest. - You're not serious, right? - Isn't it the same? - It's serious.
- Are you going to keep doing like this? - Well, I'm gonna do it like this. - I gave Meiku a handkerchief. - Well, there's no time to use a handkerchief. - I want to wipe off weird sweat.
Can't you come up with something weird?
If it continues like this...
Please don't go back!
I've been taking care of the instruments for 22 years.
You've said so many kind words to me.
I don't remember you being so kind to me.
I can't forget what you said to me.
New Year's party is held every year.
At the end of the party, Mr. Matsumoto, Mr. Hosei, Mr. Fujiwara, me and Mr. Takatsu go out for a drink.
How long have you been drinking?
We've been drinking together for about six years now.
About two years ago, while we were drinking, everyone asked Mr. Matsumoto for advice on their jobs.
At that time, Mr. Matsumoto asked me to talk to a jeep.
Mr. Matsumoto asked me to act.
Mr. Matsumoto asked me to train animals other than laughing.
Mr. Matsumoto asked me to do a lot of jobs other than laughing.
Mr. Matsumoto asked me if I could do it.
It was the same for me as a kid.
Mr. Matsumoto asked me if I could do it.
At that time, I was worried about whether I could do my job properly.
I consulted Mr. Matsumoto for a while, and he said, "Don't think about it like that, Tanaka."
What I like about you is that you work hard for every job in front of you, and you always do a job that suits you.
You know your own body size and you choose the clothes you work with your own judgment, so don't worry about the genre.
I'm doing my job with confidence in what you told me that I should do my job as I thought.
I don't really remember.
You'd better say it. You don't remember, do you?
No, I remember. I was there, too.
Oh, that's right. You were there, too.
It all started with Endo's bad words.
Did it start with my bad words?
It all started with my bad words?
I was there, too?
But you're not wearing any clothes, are you?
No, no, no.
Tanaka and Genzo are completely different,
so I'd like Tanaka to do all kinds of hard work.
Do you remember?
I don't know if you remember or not,
but you're weak, aren't you?
That's in you, isn't it?
You must have been very strong in yourself.
I'm just saying what I'm told.
I was like, "Wow!"
I thought something amazing would happen.
I think it was great.
You're confident, aren't you?
I'm confident.
It's like Buddha's teaching, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
That's how grateful I am.
That's what I thought when I saw it.
About 20 years ago,
I did a lot of things in Osaka.
I finished all my shows in Osaka and came to Tokyo.
I had no job in Tokyo at all.
But I came back and did it.
It resonated with me so much.
About 20 years ago,
I did a lot of things in Osaka.
I finished all my shows in Osaka and came to Tokyo.
I had no job in Tokyo at all.
I was like, "What's going to happen from now on?"
At that time,
I did a show called "Time of Laughter".
Mr. Mazumoto did it on "Tele morning"
It was just before that, wasn't it?
Yes.
At that time,
for the first time,
entertainers from Yoshimoto gathered about 15 or 20 people
and had a plan to talk for free.
It was my first time.
I worked with Mr. Itao.
When I was in Osaka at that time, I took care of Mr. Itao all the time.
When Mr. Itao talked to me, I talked about Mr. Itao's episode there.
I was very nervous and Mr. Itao took me to the school garden.
At that time, I flew a jet balloon on the 7th floor.
After the 7th floor, it started on the 8th floor.
I don't know what was going on on the 9th floor.
A jet balloon fell on Mr. Itao's head, which was worth 55,000 yen.
I was very surprised, but Mr. Itao done nothing.
He just put the balloon on his head.
Plastic, where it swells up, hit my forehead.
But I didn't care about it at all.
I talked about it and laughed.
And then, after that, we all went out for a drink for the first time.
At that time, I don't know if it's fate or not...
Mr. Matsumoto said, "What you said today was the most interesting thing for me."
And then he left.
It resonated with me so much.
If I go like this, I might be able to go to Tokyo.
Even now, that one word at that time is stuck in my brain.
Do you remember that?
I don't remember.
But it's there, so it resonates with you.
You know who said it, don't you?
It's right here.
You may not remember it.
It's vague.
Is this a good story?
I think so.
How about you, Shiozo?
I remarried three years ago.
While remarrying, I was preparing for various things.
The most important thing for me was the daughter of my previous wife, Chiaki.
I was a middle school student when I remarried.
It was a difficult time.
I thought about how to tell my daughter.
It's an adult's decision.
I'm sorry to involve children in it.
I thought I had to say it from my mouth.
When I was thinking about what to say about my daughter,
some newspaper reported that I remarried early.
My current wife had a baby in her belly.
For my daughter, my father suddenly remarried and my younger brother and sister may be able to do it.
When I was 14 or 15 years old, I thought I would panic if I remarried.
Then a newspaper reported that I remarried.
I thought it was the worst.
I told my wife about it.
I thought I should tell her.
But I didn't know what to do.
At that time, my wife said, "Well, well, well."
I thought about what I should do.
The next day, I saw "Wide Nashaw" on a TV program.
I was very angry.
So I brought a video clip of it.
Can you show it to me?
Is that possible?
Yes.
Endo is married and has children.
He was thinking about the timing.
He has a wife and children.
They can be siblings.
Endo was thinking about that timing.
He wanted to tell his daughter at that time.
But a sports newspaper wrote about it.
Endo's daughter was shocked.
She said, "Isn't it counterproductive?"
What are you doing?
Endo was very angry.
Endo told me about it.
I was relieved.
Endo told me about it.
I was relieved.
I told Matsumoto about it.
I told him about it.
He told me not to tell anyone about it.
He looked at me for a while.
How is it?
She told me that.
She told you?
Yes, she told me.
She told me that she would tell me everything in person.
I was so grateful for that.
Wow!
It's really...
Since then, Mr. Kimura has become arrogant.
What?
He's amazing.
His sensitivity is...
He's amazing!
What?
I've known him for a long time.
Really?
He's amazing.
I've known him for a long time.
He's the record holder, Osaki Kiyoshi.
Who remembers me?
I'm sorry.
You know me.
I know you.
I thought I'd give it a try if I had their experience.
That's how it started.
My eyes are swollen.
I've been like this since the meeting.
It has nothing to do with you.
It's Project X.
It's been like this since we teamed up.
It's like you came out of Project X's studio.
I'm sorry.
History is history.
You're right.
It was my first time.
When I did "Pulling Down the Pillow",
Mr. Downtown did "Funny Jokes".
When I went out,
there weren't many applause.
When I came back,
it was full of applause.
It was so funny.
I did it several times in a row.
I couldn't come up with a quiz topic.
It's done in ten days, in my sense.
The first day, the question is the intro, and you imagine how high Fuji is and answer it.
"Do you know?" There's a question like that.
I still say different things and it ends, but the second time is the second question, and the first and second time is the third question.
It's done in ten days, and it goes all the way to the last drop.
I kept looking at it with my sleeves and my whole body was sweating.
I didn't think about it, and I took off my down- town tie and asked an old man in the basement to make me a new one.
Isn't he the one with such a dirty tie?
So I asked him to make me a new one, and I thought I'd give it a try if I had the experience of seeing these people in the future, but it's the first time.
The atmosphere and the clothes were really cool.
I've written a note, would you like it?
Sure.
Wow, you're good at writing!
Let me put it in front of you for a moment.
The most memorable thing for me is that "GODS" ended in the 1990s and there was "SPECIAL" around the beginning of 2000.
At the end of the show, we were going to meet up at a bar, and the numbers were coming out.
I was late, but there were old men like Takashi and Yuu, and there were seniors and juniors who came later.
I was 9 or 29 years old at the time.
It's just a tree.
"What?!" I said.
"Why?!" I said.
While we were drinking and talking,
I think Mr. Mazumoto had something to say to each of us.
He pointed at me and said a lot of things.
"You," he said.
"From the afternoon field to the field," he said.
"You in the east," he said.
"You now," he said.
And for me...
"Kimu," I said.
He lives at a rent of 170,000 yen now.
"From his ability," I said.
He can't live at such a low rent.
"Kimu," I said.
"One day," he said.
I'll rent you a mansion worth 1,000,000 yen.
He said that to me.
Thank you very much.
My cell phone used to be a two-touch dial.
I'm sorry.
He said I was second in my mission.
That's what you said.
I don't think I said that.
Mr. Mazumoto's cell phone was a two-touch dial.
A two-touch dial...
It's like pressing a number and then pressing a call, and it takes a second.
Oh, I see.
At the time.
I was second in my mission.
I thought I was second in my mission. I thought it was too soon. I was happy.
Second in my mission.
Well, you did it anyway.
I registered about nine people.
You can do it right away.
I registered.
I was told I was second in my mission.
I was told.
I don't think you said it.
You don't know what your mission is.
Kim Yo-shin.
I was eating crab in Korea.
When I got crab ice in my teeth and screamed,
people looked at me like, "Something's going on."
It's messed up.
Cut it off.
Are you still doing it as an actor?
I'm going to hit you a few more times.