AISubs v3.5
I want to know more about Kouji Ayano.
Why?
Monster band "KISHIDAN".
What is the true face of the vocalist?
How old is Kouji Ayano?
He is 16 years old forever.
It came out. It came out.
This pattern.
Oh, I see.
Oh, you're saying something good.
Yes.
The legend of stars.
What?
Sometimes unexpected.
I'm Robert.
And sometimes super painful.
Robert.
That's a straight line.
Hey, Hamada.
Your position in your beloved office.
No matter what happens, you'll always be there.
His face that can't be grasped.
A big outbreak.
After 65 questions, the championship competition is super low level that has never seen before.
I want to go wrap it up after this.
What is Kouji Ayano's favorite food?
I have to answer it soon.
I don't know.
What kind of thing is a violation?
Answer open.
No, this will hit.
This will hit someone.
Everyone is away from the eternal 16 years old.
But I'm interested in it.
Do you eat Chihuahua chocolate?
Don't you eat it at the convenience store?
When you get older.
Chihuahua chocolate.
Then, here is the correct answer.
What is Kouji Ayano's favorite food?
Cup yakisoba.
It looks delicious.
Cup yakisoba.
I see.
It's difficult.
I see.
What is Kouji Ayano's favorite thing since childhood?
[Laughter]
The answer is...
It makes me feel like I'm poor.
Does it make you feel like you're poor?
Is there anything interesting?
No, no, no.
Mochi is really...
Mochi hasn't existed for a long time.
It existed when I was a doctor.
No, no, no.
It hasn't existed for a long time.
It's the answer of an old man.
No, no, no.
Here is the correct answer.
It's Johnny's.
[Laughter]
Is it like that?
Is it like that since high school?
I see.
Then tell me why.
When I was in 5th grade of elementary school,
I met Hikaru Genji.
I wanted to join Johnny's too.
My mother really liked me.
When I went to Johnny's with my resume,
my mother beat me up.
She yelled at me.
She said I was really cute to her,
but not to the world.
She even cried for me.
"Arashi" and "News" are still in my fan club.
What?
I don't think you needed to be beaten up.
[Laughter]
But...
That's what I remember.
How much do you have in your wallet today?
This is hard.
I don't know.
I'm going to get this.
Me too.
Nice, nice.
The answer is...
Oh, I see.
He doesn't have a card.
There's one more answer.
What is it?
Nothing.
Nothing?
No, there's nothing.
Me too.
Really?
Me too.
You don't have your wallet anymore?
I don't. I can use my smartphone for everything.
Oh, I see.
Here's the correct answer.
What do you think?
You're quite common.
You don't have a single yen, do you?
I'm sorry, I don't have a single yen.
Wow!
Wait a minute!
Wow!
Which one should I do?
Wow!
Which female idol did Koji Ayano like?
Oh...
I'm starting to get it now, age-wise.
That's right, age-wise.
Is it this generation?
No...
Age is...
It is, isn't it?
Right?
A little younger than me...
No, no...
A little older...
No, no...
That's...
Oh, wait...
The answer is...
Is it a little old?
No, this person is me.
I'm 50 years old.
Is it a little old?
Well, Asaka Yui...
Hayami Yuu...
Hayami Yuu is old, too!
I don't like the writing style of "kyonkyon", either.
Is it from Hachijojima?
"Kyon", right?
Yes.
Who is "kyon"?
I'll judge it as "kyon", but is it okay?
No, everyone knows it!
Everyone knows it!
If you say "Koizumi Kyoko", it's "kyonkyon".
I think it's correct.
You're cute, kid.
Let's hear it.
Well...
This is the correct answer.
"Ushiryo-ebi, sasare-gumi".
"Onyanko", huh?
I see.
Who was it?
Takai and Yuyu.
"High school, kime-gumi".
What is it that you can't live without, Koji Ayano?
What is it?
I'm in a hurry.
Let's see the answer!
There's no way.
I didn't say it.
This is a revenge.
There's no way.
Let's see the correct answer.
"Record".
Is it getting less and less important?
There are more and more good things being sold out.
"Record"?
It's a hairspray.
It's true.
It's cool.
I'm not good at looking at maps.
I'm not good at finding directions.
I know what it is.
Koji Ayano still can't figure it out.
Sometimes it's normal, and sometimes it's unique.
It's not it. What is it?
It's an insect.
What is it?
It's something you see on walls a lot.
It's called "tsuru ni wa marumaru mushi".
That's old.
"Tsuru ni wa marumaru mushi".
As expected, the correct answer doesn't increase.
Toyomaru.
This is a joke, isn't it?
Toyomaru is...
How many seconds does Koji Ayano need to remove five brahocks with one hand?
Brahocks with one hand...
Ah, five?
How many seconds...
Ah, but...
If I haven't done it before, will it take me more time?
The answer is open!
I don't know where Yama-chan and Endo are going.
Ah, but...
If I remove one brahock with one hand, I'll remove five brahocks with one hand.
Ah, that's right.
I wonder if it's enough to remove five brahocks with one hand.
Right? Eight...
Eight...
Isn't it too early?
Ah, I also removed five brahocks with one hand.
Right?
Then, here is the correct answer.
Ready...
Start!
Ah, I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
Hurry up! Hurry up and do it!
Ah!
You're late.
I did it!
Ah!
Yama-chan?
Yes.
It was exactly twice as much as mine.
Well, this is...
It would have been better if it was ten.
Among the five of you, who do you think has the least delicacy?
This is...
If you listen to what I've said so far...
Wow, it's difficult.
I don't know if I thought of it like that.
Answer open!
Except for Tanaka, everyone looks good.
This is difficult for me, too.
Who was Tanaka?
Yamase-san.
It's really not Endo, but...
Isn't there such a delicacy?
There isn't.
It's the first time I've brought a woman who got caught in a two-shot talk.
Right, Endo?
It's really...
I came all the way to the dressing room.
It's really...
She's the woman who got caught now.
I deeply regret it.
At that time, I really...
No, it's already a reflection.
At that time, I really didn't know what to do.
It's really...
I really wanted to say it.
Now, it's time for the correct answer.
You said it, didn't you?
It's...
It's the elimination method, but...
It's Hosei-san.
I knew it.
It's Tanaka.
I have the most delicacy.
The elimination method.
Then say it!
Say it! The order of elimination.
Just say it!
I don't have any more delicacy!
I'll say it until it's too much.
Until it's too much.
What does Ayano Kouji often buy at a convenience store?
I see.
I can guess it.
It's good, isn't it?
I don't know.
He said "no".
It's the last one.
He said "no".
But there are many kinds.
Daifuku and Yukimi Daifuku are OK.
Kirimochi.
Do you know Yukimi Daifuku?
Kirimochi of Sato.
It's not limited.
Here is the correct answer.
It's "small fish almond".
He wanted atmosphere.
But it's not.
It's not.
Yes.
What famous person does Koji Ayano want to preach once?
What are you asking?
What does he want to preach?
I don't know.
That's right.
Here is the correct answer.
It's Akira.
It's Garigari and Garrickson.
Garigari and Garrickson.
It's Urui.
Naotaro, it's because you are good friends.
It's because you are good friends.
Here is the correct answer.
It's Naotaro Moriyama.
It feels good.
Why is that?
I don't have a reason.
But I get irritated sometimes.
I get irritated sometimes.
But I get irritated sometimes.
I think I'm a boy who died as a virgin.
The quiz is coming to an end.
I can't answer it.
It's close.
It's a world tour.
It's true.
I thought so.
But...
I can't find where to put it and where to drop it.
Mr. Tanaka.
The number of correct answers is overwhelmingly small.
What does it feel like when you get it right?
It's a mess.
It's amazing.
Who will win this low-level championship battle?
Question ninety-nine.
I can't answer it at all.
What is an industry term that Koji Ayano often uses?
I don't think I can get it right.
Koji Ayano's answer is...
The answer is open!
What is this? It's not an industry term.
That's right, but don't you use it in the industry?
Even my mother says it.
Does your mother say "teleco"?
Is "teleco" an industry term?
It's not an industry term.
What is this "teleco"?
Do ordinary people say "teleco"?
I think they say it.
Really?
Then, here is the correct answer.
"Genepro".
"Genepro" is used by many people.
That's right.
Especially musicians use it more than we do.
"Genepro" is "seamake" power.
What did you do?
I heard a voice and hit my head.
Open!
Next is the last one.
Please stand up.
This is the last one.
Then, here is the hundredth question.
If the world ended tomorrow, what would you do?
What do you think?
The answer is open
You don't eat mochi?
Yamaguchi and I have the same feeling of inferiority complex
I don't know why Hamada asked me for mochi in the end
I just wanted you to write it for me
I'll give you mochi
Will you give me?
You won't get it, right?
I won't get it
What are you going to do?
I won't get it
I'll eat mochi in the end
Please
The correct answer is
I'll eat sushi in the end
I'll gather my parents, siblings and friends and have a sushi party in the end
Why?
Why sushi?
It's like a party
I haven't heard of it yet
I didn't expect mochi and tofu
I was about to eat it
Let me announce the winner
Endo or Tanaka?
Endo and Tanaka are tied
Please decide by rock-paper-scissors
Rock-paper-scissors?
Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors
The winner decides by rock-paper-scissors
I won.
The winner is...
Tanaka Naoki!
Congratulations!
It was a close match.
It was pretty difficult.
It was difficult.
The winner, Tanaka, will receive a reward from himself.
Wow, that's a lot!
Please go to the waiting room of Koji Ayano.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Ah!
Mr. Ashio is here!
Thank you for your hard work!
Awesome!
He is the winner.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
It was close match with Sando.
By the way, who was Billy?
It wasn't I, was it?
It wasn't I, was it? Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto-san.
Everyone, it's close match.
And the reward they are curious about is...
My cosplay can let me take a photo with him.
I see!
Oh!
Yes.
Immediately, he wrapped himself in Ayano Koji's costume and...
Let's take a picture of our backs together.
Oh, I see.
Oh!
Ha-ha-ha!
It looks like you're crouching.
Oh, it looks like I'm crouching.
Oh, that's good, that's good.
Mr. Ayano, please show me your face.
Um...
What do you think?
I'm glad I didn't win.
Ha-ha-ha!
"SHIOPARA 2018"!
"Gaki no Tsukai" and "Waratte wa Ikenai" series,
"ANO BUS" are playing "shiodome" again this year!
Will you be able to stand the late laughter?
We're waiting for you!
You know...
Yes!
I'm a living old man.
What do you mean?
What do you mean by "living"?
I'm a living old man.
Like in a sauna...
Or something like that...
That's not me!
No, no... how did you do it?
That's too much!
Right, I'm sorry. It's too much.
It's like...
I'm not a high school student anymore...
Like, "Hey, old man, what's up with you? Are you strong?"
Like, "Hey, what's up with you? You came out of the sauna and..."
Like, "Eh? What's up?"
Like, "Eh? Are you strong?"
- You're threatening me! - Why would I threaten you?!
- Like, "Hey, old man, what's up?" - Like, "Eh? Am I strong?"
- Like, "Eh? Are you strong?" - You don't understand women, do you?
- Like, "Eh? Am I strong?" - Like, "Eh? Am I strong?"
- You play golf, right? - Yes.
- I don't know about golf, but I've heard of big bathhouses. - I know about those.
- I know about those.
- Like, it's like 4th or 5th grade in school. - Yes.
- It's like, like this. Like, you open the door and... - Yes.
I turn my head and I look at my smartphone and I'm like "oh oh" and I turn my head and I'm like "what's going on?"
what's up with you?
are you strong?
oh come on, you're asking me that?
are you strong?
what's up with you?
I'm not in the mood for this
what's up with you?
we're both social workers
well, you know you're in there, don't you?
for example?
what do you mean?
well, to be honest, I'm out of breath
no, no, why are you out of breath in front of me?
well, it's weird for an ordinary person to do that
oh, Matsumoto's there, I'm gonna go out of breath
what's up with you?
well, I mean, is that even possible?
well, I'll explain it to you in more detail
why are you out of breath when I'm there?
well, you know, after that
well, I'm out of breath, Matsumoto, I don't need you anymore
well, I didn't see you there
Well, well, don't you want to say something?
well, you know
well, that's definitely close to that
but you know what,
at my age,
what's up with you?!
well, even if we ran into each other,
I'd probably fight back
it's like if I say something like 'dang!'
if I say it like that,
then people think I didn't see any of that
oh, is that how it is?
well, as I mentioned before,
I only do it because Matsumoto's there
Don't you feel like you can't lose?
I don't feel like I can't lose.
It's not like we're in the Sengoku period.
There's nothing there.
If you look at it for a little while, you'll end up like this.
If you don't look at it for a little while, you'll end up like this.
You should look at it for a little while.
That's the difference between fools and fools.
But I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's do it normally.
I know that.
What are you doing?
Dryer, dryer.
I'm done.
That's too much!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you strong?!
That's enough!
Sensei!
Let's go home together.
I've told you many times!
It's not like that.
Dad, calm down.