AISubs v3.5
Ladies and gentlemen...
How are you?
How are you? Hello.
What do you think of the amount of customers?
Is this enough?
Do you want more?
Can we have less?
There are too many in the back.
Oh, you mean those middle school students?
Yes.
So-called "start" students.
Do you think you can put in a little more for them?
Well, you know...
I'm really sorry about this.
I...
You are, aren't you?
I... I...
My luck is bad.
Oh, your luck?
My luck is bad.
About two years ago...
I took a taxi by myself.
By yourself?
I can ride it.
What?
I can ride it.
Really?
Yes.
And you know...
Everyone knows this place.
You can call it "Tokyo Tower".
For example...
It's easy to understand.
It's in Tokyo.
Think of it as "Tokyo Tower".
And you asked me...
Is there a route you like?
Yes, yes.
It's fine, isn't it?
I said "I'll leave it to you".
Because it's only one meter...
It's only one meter away.
I see.
There is no designated route.
It's almost "Kunoji".
Almost "Kunoji", right?
I don't say "Kunoji".
It's almost "Kunoji".
It's only one meter away.
To be specific...
It's like "Ku" from "Hiragana" in the past.
Like "kujira".
Like "kujira"!
- You know what I mean, right? - Yeah, I know.
- Back in the "kujira" days... - Yeah, back in the "kujira" days...
- I was the "kuu" of luxury stores! - Yeah, I know!
"Kuu" I know!
- And I was like, "Okay, I'll leave it to you!" - Yeah, yeah.
- And I was alone, so I was playing with my phone. - Yeah.
And I stopped at the first traffic light.
And I was like, "Oh, the traffic light stopped."
- And I was playing with my phone. - Yeah.
And the driver was like...
He was in such a panic...
- He was playing with his phone... - He was playing with his phone...
- He was playing with his phone like crazy! - Yeah.
Oh, I have a bad feeling about this!
- Is it bad? - No, it's bad!
- It's bad, right? - I have a bad feeling about this!
- I'm gonna die! - Yeah, yeah.
Who?
- Right? It's weird, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- It's not like that anymore. - It's bad.
- Can you see me? - Yeah.
- Can you see me? - Yeah, yeah.
- Kunojiya! - Yeah, yeah.
- It's good, it's good. - But...
- But I didn't look around like this! - Yeah.
I was like, "Oh, I'm sorry!"
And I said, "Sir, sir!"
- Yeah. - And I looked around like this...
- Yeah. - And I told the driver...
- Yeah. - "Here's the navigation."
- Yeah. - "Like this."
- At this point, it's weird! - Yeah, yeah.
How about this route?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- And then... - And then...
- Yeah.
- I looked around... - Yeah.
- And I was like, "Hmm!" - Yeah.
This way, this way, this way.
No!
- "This is..." - "No!"
"No!" I said.
- What did you say? - I said...
- "This is..." - "No!"
- "No!"
- "Rotary?" - "Did you join Rotary?" - "Did you leave here?" - "No, but..." - "Are you talking about me?" - "I know, I know, but..." - "No, no, that's not it, that's it." - "You can say it." - "No, I've been doing this job for a lifetime." - "Yes." - "Position-wise, it's not a tsukkomi." - "Yes." - "However, at times like that," - "with a little more sense," - "with words," - "I also wanted to tsukkomi," - "but I suddenly got tired," - "and I was like, 'hmmm'."
- "Hmmm, that's not it!" - "It's annoying."
- "I wanted to do a more interesting tsukkomi." - "No, I don't need that kind of reflection."
- "No, but don't you think about it?" - "When a doctor is walking in the city," - "and all of a sudden a person falls," - "it's like a heart massage." - "Yes, yes, yes."
- "If you say it as a professional," - "it's like that, isn't it?" - "The coolness." - "Well, well."
- "I'm a double professional in comedy." - "Well, it's not like I'm seriously stupid," - "but I wanted to do a more stylish tsukkomi," - "so I went home and thought about it for a while."
- "Even if it's one meter, you'll ride it for me, won't you?" - "In the past, when I asked you to ride it for me," - "you and the driver argued a little, didn't you?" - "No, we didn't."
- "Oh, you didn't?" - "But I really held back." - "Hey, you!" - "No, no, I really held back and remembered it." - "But in the beginning..." - "There's no such thing as 'in the past'!" - "It's dangerous!" - "It's painful." - "In the beginning..." - "It's strong." - "In the beginning," - "you said, 'Excuse me, is one meter okay for you?'" - "I said it, I said it, I said it, I said it." - "Hey!" - "I remember that anger." - "No, you don't remember it. You don't know it." - "Hey, you!" - "Hey, you!" - "Hey, you!"
- "No, in the past, you and I were like a metamorphic mirror," - "I think we were at our worst." - "But then they said we were like insects." - "Get in, you insects!" - "Ah, right, right, right!" - "That's enough! Get in!" - "I said it, and I grabbed my hair and..." - "Hey, you!" - "You don't remember it now, do you?" - "Do you remember it now?" - "I remember it now, but,"
I think it was a bug bite.
But I really couldn't stand it.
This picture is really terrible.
I'm the one who's driving.
It's really awful.
There are people who get off the taxi in an unthinkable place, right?
Wait a minute.
The first place you went in the air...
Just now, right?
Yeah.
Where did you go?
Actually, you know...
Like, in the old air...
No, that's enough.
Like...
A whale.
Yeah, like a whale.
Or like...
It's been a while since I saw you.
Well, in reality...
Yeah, maybe.
And you were driving alone.
You were driving alone in a taxi.
It was noon.
Noon, noon, noon.
It's like an old house.
I'm curious about it.
Did you get off the taxi alone in the middle of the night?
No, but I couldn't stand it.
There are people who get off the taxi in an unthinkable place, right?
Yeah, there are.
There's a traffic jam in the back.
I was at the top.
But there's a line of people in the back.
They're doing something.
No, it's not like that.
There's a main street a few meters ahead.
If you turn a few meters ahead, no one will notice you, you know?
In the past, I used to do it like "bwaah bwaah", but now...
Right? But maybe...
You don't do it?
I don't do it, I don't do it, I don't do it.
But it's...
You do it, don't you?!
I don't do it now.
Or do you slowly pass by and eat all the time?
No, I can't pass by.
I can't pass by.
Because you're there.
Oh, I see.
I really can't pass by.
I can only wait.
I see.
But, you know, maybe you're old and you don't know how to drive a car, so you can ring a bell, right?
Well, yeah, I know.
I'm an adult now. I used to ring a bell.
I don't do it at all!
You exchange money, right?
No, but...
But you're stopping me there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get me some money.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't you use electronic money these days?
It's like...
It's like you're not doing anything at all!
But you're old and you don't know how to do it, so you're in a hurry and you're really crowded.
And the top of me is looking down on you.
You're a handsome guy, right?
Everyone's looking down on me.
I see, I see.
So you don't ring a bell anymore, right?
But I'm not going down at all.
I'm not going down at all.
Finally, the door opens and I'm out.
I thought you might be older than me, but you came out and a young guy came out of you.
"How young!" I thought.
But...
But I don't get angry. I don't raise my hand.
I don't raise my hand anymore.
I finally got out of the car.
"Ah, I can finally go. I can finally go." I thought.
But the trunk of the taxi was full.
Ah, my luggage.
Hmm, should I leave it open for a long time?
The trunk.
"I'd like you to leave it open." I thought.
And I got out of the car.
You know, that...
The carry bag.
I dropped the carry bag.
And then...
Slowly...
Even at that time, I looked back and thought...
Of course! I can afford it!
I did "bam" and thought, "Hmm, that's strange... Is there no greeting?"
But I still didn't go! I was about to lose it!
"What? What? What?" I thought and slowly, one more person came down.
And this is also young people.
"Did you say it?" "No, I didn't say it."
Even then, I didn't say it.
I didn't say it, but those two came down and walked towards the main street.
"Stop them in front of you!" I said.
In the car.
I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything.
I wasn't stylish at all.
You didn't say anything.
I was surprised.
It doesn't matter at all, but I think it's an old man's symbol.
What is it?
He has long eyebrows.
"It happens sometimes." "It's an old man's symbol."
I know!
"You cut it!" "No, I didn't cut it!"
It's long.
It's not that long.
It's like this.
It's like an old "Q".
It's an old man's symbol.
"You have it, don't you?" "No, I don't cut it."
What I've been curious about lately is...
Well, old men tend to shine, don't they?
Yes, yes.
And they hold it down like this, don't they?
Yes, yes, yes.
But surprisingly, the bright spot is in their ears.
What?
Old men with shiny ears don't look good.
They have a lot of oil in their ears.
I'm really curious about their ears.
Oh, are you?
It's like an octopus shop's iron plate.
I chose this one.
If you do this, you'll look like an octopus.
I know, but it looks like an octopus to me.
I'm sure young people will think you're disgusting.
I'm sure you're born with it.
You're young and you're involved with a B-class talent who doesn't know what's going on.
It's a job, not a B-class talent.
I don't know who you are.
I know.
You're involved with a brass band.
I know, I know, I know.
When they see you like that, they get disgusted.
You look like an octopus.
You're talking and you're looking at me like that?
I'm not like that.
Listen to me.
If you put this octopus in here,
they might say 'gun'.
This is what they call it.
I know, I know.
It's like baldness.
Be careful.
Have you ever been shining?
It's an old man's symbol.
It's not a symbol.
Hey, Mr. Hamau.
Yes?
Is it okay?
Yes.
Our staff is...
What is it?
Just say it.
This is...
Just say it.
This is different from our previous patterns.
Our previous patterns aren't that funny.
Can you hear me?
Just say it.
This is different from our previous patterns.
Our previous patterns aren't that funny.
"First of all, I'll say what I don't like about it." "Yes."
"But there's more after that." "But you have to listen to what I don't like about it."
"First of all, I'll say what I don't like about it." "Yes."
"Next week, the staff will give you a new commercial." "That's fine with me!"
Thank you for bothering me!
By the way, until now, did you eat man-made plums and asparagus?
No, that's fine with me. Not at all.
But I think you should do a commercial.
By the way, I decided to do a new commercial.
Thank you.
Can you hear me?
"So..." "He's calm now."
So, our staff will give you a new commercial.
It won't be like 'how is it?' or 'where is it?'
It won't be like 'where is it?'
It will be all about the commercial.
Then you won't need me.
"So, please stop." "It's just asparagus."
"To be honest, there won't be a commercial." "Then it's fine with me. What is it?"
By the way, it won't be a commercial.
How do I say it?
It will be a character...
What do you mean?
Like an image character.
I found a really good one.
"Do you want to see it?" "What did you find?"
"Maybe you know it." "Which one?"
Is this enough?
Like an image character.
Well then, would you like to see it?
This is it?
- Probably all of you know it. - Which one?
This is it!
No, no, no...
They've been doing it like this for a while now!
This is it!
But with this, you can really feel Hamer-san's class descent.
Can you see Hamada-san's?
What?
This and Luigi-san's.
This is...
No, no, no! You made this yourselves!
I modified it a little.
A little?! You modified it a lot!
This and Luigi-san's are very similar.
And I asked you to collaborate with Hamada-san.
No, it's fine.
You want to do it, don't you?
No, I don't want to do it.
But as a sign, it's interesting and it's a good image, isn't it?
You're lost!
What do you mean "yeah, yeah"?
It's instead of "gorilla"!
Well, well, well, it's instead of "gorilla", but...
Gorilla says the same thing as you do, instead of "gorilla".
And!
I wonder if it's the president?
We're going to make you imagine the culprit.
We're having a very positive conversation.
I wonder if it's the president?
This time, as a new image character of Go! Go! Curry that we operate in the show...
We'd like you to introduce Hamada-gorilla.
Who's Hamada-gorilla?
Isn't it the president of Hong Kong?
No, you said it from this side, Hamada-gorilla.
I don't know about that.
According to the staff of the show, Hamada-sama's face looks like a gorilla's.
On top of that, I heard you like curry with daikon.
I think it's perfect for our image character.
In addition, Gorilla, the image character of "Go Go Curry", is actually a female named "Goriko".
On top of that, Gorilla's image character of "Go Go Curry" is actually a female named "Goriko".
Really?
Currently, "Go Go Curry" is centered in America.
That's right, Hideki Matsui was in New York.
Oh, he wasn't there.
Even though it's in the middle of a global change,
because of the global image,
Hamada-sama is too far away from us.
As a result of that, this incident happened.
He's being rejected!
Right?!
He's being rejected by a gorilla!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It was really good!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
At the end, it went "bwaah", but I'm sorry.
It was really good!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It went "bwaah", but...
Oh, I see!
As a result, he's being rejected!
No, no, no!
He's being rejected!
No!
Even more, because of the image of "rebellion",
we're talking about positive things.
Currently, "Go Go Curry" is centered in America.
That's right, that's right.
It's in the middle of a global change.
Because of the global image,
Hamada-sama is too far away from us.
As a result of that, this incident happened.
What's with you?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
You're lying!
It's "bwaah", it's "bwaah"!
It's "bwaah", what's with you?!
You're suddenly being rejected!
No, it's true!
You're suddenly being rejected!
It's sudden!
What's with you?!
It's fine if you don't need me!
It's true!
But I'm happy about it!
What?!
You should feel my feelings too!
You're doing things on your own,
and in the end, you're rejected!
You're just embarrassing yourself!
No, no, no!
Everyone's laughing!
You're not rejected!
You're so persistent!
We're talking positively!
No, up to that point, we were like, "Oh, I see!"
We were selling our luxury goods mainly in the United States and overseas.
From the image of being unpopular, you're too far away.
No, you're rejected!
You're rejected!
It means "thank you."
What does "thank you" mean?
It means "thank you."
What is that?!
Stop it, seriously!
Oh, right, right.
I was looking up why this happened.
That's not necessary!
What is it?!
There are three reasons Hamada isn't accepted for commercials.
There's a place called "Commercial Joint Research Institute."
I asked about it.
It's like, "kosodate" ends and you're far away from your father's image.
Well, I think that's true.
That's why it has a violent meaning.
No, it's all about work!
You don't need an enemy.
You're being killed in reality!
You don't need an enemy.
The impression of weekly broadcasts is strong.
What does this mean? I don't know much about it.
You don't know, do you?
I know!
Seriously, forgive me!
I'm begging you!
Please forgive me!
You're not being rejected.
Shut up!
I'm not being rejected!
Bring it on!
You're not being rejected.
I am being rejected!
Really?
Read those two lines properly!
It says you can't do it because you don't have a global image.
But Mr. Hamano...
You don't have to go that far.
I'll let you read it first.
You know it, don't you? You're an adult.
It's a rejected sentence.
I'll go home and read it again.
Why?
I don't know.
If you read it again and again, you won't know it.
If you read it again and again...
Mr. Hamano...
You know it, don't you? He's trying to go in a global direction.
In an overseas development.
You know it, don't you? Mr. Hamano thinks it's good for his gorilla-image character.
So, Mr. Hamano...
He's so...
He's so far away...
As a result...
This time...
He's trying to go in a global direction.
You know it, don't you?
I'll stop reading it!
There's nothing in it!
Just that!
There's nothing in the other one.
There's nothing in it! Just that!
There's no sticker in it.
Why a sticker? I don't need it!
I'll try to bring it back.
I'll make a hole in here and hang it up.
That's it.
I'll hang it up at any time.