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In the first episode of "Useless Kids", we'll play all the world's table games one by one!
It's like you drew it twice, isn't it?
Isn't it?
No, no, it's not like that.
Isn't it like you drew it twice?
Don't try it!
We'll do our best!
No, we don't play games like that!
Yes, yes, yes, world's table games...
What's with your damn cold hairstyle?
Please don't say "damn cold"
You only shaved this part, didn't you?
In last week's "Useless Kids", we thought you'd laugh at us and shaved this part, didn't we?
Yes!
It was funny, wasn't it?
Did you say "cooler" like this?
I heard it.
I heard "cooler".
He said "cooler".
It's "cooler".
It's "cooler", isn't it?
It's "cooler" periodically.
This time, we're going to play a table game that we collected from all over the world.
We're going to play a game that we're interested in.
If you have anything you want to ask us, please ask Tanaka Naoki.
Do you know it, Naoki?
For now, I know it.
The world's game.
There are some interesting ones.
Yes, there are.
Is there anything you're interested in?
You know all of them?
Yes, I can explain the rules somehow.
What is this?
It's floating.
It's a game from the Netherlands.
It's "the shark" and "s" and "n".
They're pulling each other.
Just at the last minute.
There are various items here.
You put them in order.
If you can't stand the weight and the carpet collapses, you lose.
I see.
It's simple.
Why is it like a thread?
If there wasn't a thread, they would stick together.
They're pulling each other.
It's not floating.
They're pulling at the last minute.
I don't think so.
No, no.
This is a funny place.
It's not a funny place.
They're pulling each other.
It's interesting.
It raises the hurdle.
You pull the lever three times.
I see.
At some point, the washlet comes out.
Your face gets wet.
I see.
Russian washlet.
Washlet is...
Tanaka
- Matsumoto san. - Yes.
- Let's leave it all to Tanaka san. - Yes.
- Let's have him bring more and more recommendations. - Yes.
- We will do our best. - Of course.
- Please enjoy it. - We will do our best.
- Don't say "can't be helped". - That's right.
- Please don't say that. - It's useful for this show.
- That's right. Don't say "what the hell is this". - Yes.
- Don't say "what the hell is this". - He is the type of person who says things he doesn't know.
- Kai-shi. - Yes.
- You've been saying it for a while now. - Yes.
- What style is it? - It became a hot topic earlier.
- It's from the Netherlands. - It's from the Netherlands.
- That's the worst one. - Don't say it.
- Let's not say it. - Let's not say it.
- It's Kai. - It's Kai.
- Can you say it with this hand? - I can't.
- Don't say "what the hell is this". - You haven't even done it yet and you say it's the worst one.
- The Netherlands. Aladdin's Flying Carpet.
- The loser is the person who puts the treasure on the flying carpet and makes it fall due to its weight.
- What is it? - Yes.
- Don't say "what the hell is this". - I see.
- I think it's useful for that. - That's good.
- Can you say it with this hand? - No.
- What?
- That's important, right? - Yes.
- So you'll do it first? - Yes, I'll do it first. - Wait a minute.
- That's weird, right? - Yes, it is. - It's weird for me to do it first.
- You shouldn't look at it like that. The person next to you should do it like this. - Ah, yes, yes.
- You can do it like this. - Can I do it like this? - Yes.
- You can do it like this. - You can do it like this, right?
- For now... - When you grab it, let's say Hamada grabs the bag.
- Wait, wait, wait... - Ah, there's this rule and there's this rule!
- That's right, it's confusing. - Shall we do it in one go?
- No, no. Let's do it in one go. - We shouldn't be doing it like this.
- Let's do it like this. - Let's do it like this. - Okay, so Endo will go first.
- No, Endo will go first. - No, no.
- You can do it!
- No, no. - You don't know anything about this kind of thing!
- Let's do it like this. - Okay, okay. - No, no, no.
- You dropped something. - Okay, first...
- Treasure box. - Yes, yes, yes.
Is this difficult?
This is easy.
If it's easy, I'll go for it.
It doesn't make sense at all.
Which one is wrong?
Say it properly!
"Tsubo" (pot)
"Tsubo"?
It's like "tsubo" (pot)
Take it!
I'm sorry. The person next to you asked.
Take it! I'll take it!
Let's not do it like this!
Let's have fun!
Let's not do it like this!
No!
I don't like it!
You said it!
Isn't it cruel?
You said "take it" to the person next to you!
Say it with your mouth!
You've been doing it sideways.
Isn't it cruel?
It's cruel.
It's like a jewel.
It's not strange anymore.
It's not strange at all.
It's like a bug.
It's lucky.
This time, it's not a rose.
It's like a revolving scene.
There is also an air flow.
I see.
They leave their treasures and go on to the third lap without falling.
What? It's not okay at all.
It's not okay at all.
It's the fourth lap.
Are we going to ride all of them?
They go on to the fourth lap without falling.
There are only five treasures left.
Are we going to ride all of them?
I've never seen anything like this.
I've never seen anything like this in a movie.
Here we go.
Wow!
That's a good way to put it.
Wow!
It's a little hard.
There is no space for this.
Wow!
Are we going to fall?
You can do it.
Get some air.
Just a little more.
Next, Tanaka chose...
Ghost Blitz in Germany.
I think it's interesting.
Silver, ghost, chair, book, mouse...
It's a mouse.
You have to remember its color, shape and book.
A card will come out randomly.
For example, there is a red sofa.
In that case, the one who gets it first will win.
It's like a card game.
That's right.
However, if you have a straight red sofa like this...
Book and bottle.
Red book and gray bottle.
This is different.
In this case, which one is red?
The sofa is red.
Which one is the book?
It's blue, but the book is on it.
The color of the bottle is different, but there is also a bottle.
Which one is gray?
The mouse is gray.
Which one is not gray?
Oh, I see.
Ghost, I don't have a ghost.
Oh, this is good.
Thank you very much.
This is useful.
Thank you very much.
Can you lend me this?
I love this.
This is useful.
This is good.
This is not gray.
For example, in the case of a card of the following...
Since there is a blue book among the five...
It is correct to take a blue piece.
However, in the following case...
In which the color and picture do not match...
The color and shape of the picture...
The correct answer is to choose a mouse that doesn't exist in the picture!
- Is this one item? - Yes, it's one item.
- There can't be two items, right? - No, there can't be.
- There's always only one item. - Alright, let's do it!
- Alright! - Sounds fun!
- Is Tanaka-san doing it? - Yes, I am.
- Where should I put it? - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Stop it, stop it! - I'm fighting you!
- If you put it on top of me like this... - It's a game that makes you hot.
- This one is wrong, right? - It was too quick.
- Okay! - Let's do it!
- What is this? - What is this?
- Isn't there something like this? - It's this one!
- No, it's not.
- It's just a book. - See, it's this one!
- See, it's a bottle! - There's a green one, but it's not a book.
- Ah, you're right! It's this one!
- It's red. - It's red!
- It's red!
- It's red soba! - No, no, no!
- It's this one!
- It's red!
- What are you doing?! - You're an old woman!
- Everyone was stopping! - Tanaka's judgment is also funny!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Oh, this one. - Oh, that's right.
- No, it's like this, right? - Yeah, it's a mouse.
- A mouse, not a gray one. Gray mouse. - Yes, it's a gray mouse.
- See, I'm not amazing! - I'm not amazing!
- Oh, this is wrong. - Huh? A bottle?
- Wait a minute! - A bottle! A bottle!
- A bottle! - Wait a minute! - A bottle! - The correct answer is "ghost".
- A ghost?! - A ghost?!
- Oh, it's a ghost! - A ghost!
- That's right! Because it's true! - Oh, it's true!
- It's a ghost! - Wow!
- Wait a minute! - You're so dirty!
- Hey, you should blame me for saying I'm not amazing!
- What's the point of me talking to you?! - Wait a minute!
- This is difficult! - It's difficult, right?
- It's funny! - Oh, it's funny.
- Here we go! - Yes!
- I'm starting to get it.
- This is true. - That's true.
- What?! You only got "ghost"!
- You only got "ghost"!
I see.
- No, no... - It's that one.
- Yes.
- Oh, that thing. - That thing.
You're stealing a ghost again.
Anyway, he's stealing a ghost, isn't he?
- Oh, I see. - That's it.
- This is Germany. - Yes.
It's funny.
After this, a game that you can't think of in Japan appears!
The next game that Tanaka chose is...
Germany's Schlare Fumitsu.
I'd like to explain it to you.
Wearing a nightcap...
We'll give you five of each.
The same kind of nightcap...
Different colors...
Four of them...
The first person to line up...
Don't say, "I'm lined up!"
Gently push down the card.
And...
If you've noticed you've pushed it down...
Even if you don't have four of them...
Gently push down the card.
And...
In the end...
The person who couldn't push down the card the most...
Loses.
What's that?
I don't get it at all.
Is it a trick?
I don't get it at all.
Is it a trick?
I don't get it at all.
This is interesting.
Surprisingly...
When you push it down gently...
You don't notice it.
Seriously?
You don't notice it?
You don't notice it surprisingly.
And...
Oh, you pushed it down.
Even if you don't have four of them...
You can push it down.
And if you see it and say...
Oh, Hanayo-san, you pushed it down.
Oh, me too.
And if you don't notice it...
You lose.
But you don't do it quietly like this...
You talk about your daily life...
And you spin the card.
The same kind of night cap.
If you have four of them...
You push down the card.
And...
If you don't notice it until the end...
You lose.
It's a mysterious game.
But...
It's more exciting than we expected!
Can I look at it now?
Yes, of course.
I might have all of them by now.
Maybe...
That's what you're saying, right?
Yes.
Can I look at it now?
Yes.
You put it in...
And you give me what you don't need.
But this is while we're talking.
Talking is...
Talking is necessary, right?
Are you okay?
Isn't it really dry this year?
It's dry, isn't it?
Yeah, it's dry.
The humidifier in the house...
I guess we'll have to do something about it.
That's right.
Then one or two people...
If there's a drought like in Yamaguchi...
Seriously?
It's a really big place.
Is it?
I don't know.
I've been there once.
It's a really big place.
Can I go to your house in Yamaguchi?
Of course you can.
Can I?
Of course you can.
I've been there.
If it's like that...
Isn't it like your house in Tanaka?
No, no, no.
Right, Koutei?
It's not like "no, no, no" there.
We're talking about houses now.
It's not like that.
That's what I thought.
That kind of place...
No?
Your wife will hate you.
Your wife will hate me.
I've never been dumped like that, so I don't know.
You shouldn't say that.
Then I'll...
One, two, three, four...
Why is it five?
This is the sixth one.
What?
One, two, three, four...
That's weird.
Give me one and it'll be five.
Give me one and...
Four in total?
Yes.
Give me one and...
Four?
Four in total?
You don't even know the rules.
I don't want to play with you.
You still don't know the rules?
No, no.
This is hard.
It's hard.
But you're right.
The timing...
It's hard.
What?
But...
In the end, you'll end up being a loser.
But...
It happens.
But...
Now...
Oh, I see.
That's right.
I can't believe it.
Huh? What's this?
I didn't realize it at all.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What's so funny about this?
You realized it, didn't you?
That's right.
What's so funny about this?
No, I really don't know what's funny about it.
Is anyone here?
If you're all here, it's no good, right?
If you're all here...
Of course. Of course.
I lost, so it's your turn, right?
Can I say it?
This was aligned...
And this was down.
I think it's time to end.
I think it's right.
And then...
Hamada-san was down, right?
Yes.
I thought...
Oh, my...
I thought...
Oh, my...
When I saw Hamada-san's face, I thought...
Oh, my...
That's right.
What kind of game is this?
It's like "Alright!"
Wait a minute. I want to do it again.
I want to do it again.
This is amazing.
Why didn't you notice?
I was so into talking.
You were so into talking.
I don't know what's going on.
So, one more round.
I'll go first.
I don't know if I should do it.
If you don't have enough time...
You can't do it.
I knew you were strong.
I'm strong, too.
Really?
I'm definitely stronger.
I'll definitely win.
That's normal.
That's the kind of game it is.
Let me win, right?
Let you win?
Your opponent?
That's right.
That's why you're so strong?
That's right.
That's why you're so strong?
That's how I do it.
Can you win like that?
But...
I can't win.
You're just thinking about winning.
I know you're thinking about winning.
What do you mean by "let me win"?
I'm letting you win.
Really?
That's right.
I see.
That's amazing.
I'm definitely stronger than you.
You scared me!
Get out of my way!
Who?
Hamada.
It was you, Hamada!
You're good at this.
You were in such a hurry.
I was in a hurry.
I was like, "Whoa!"
I was in a hurry.
I was like, "Whoa!"
I was nervous.
What kind of game is this?
This is fun.
I want you all to try it.
It's strange.
It's fun.
Next up is America's "Toilet Trouble Challenge"!
This is it!
America!
It's really America.
How close are you going to do it?
A little more.
How many times are you going to do it?
Yes.
Two!
You're going to do it twice.
That's about it.
Here I go!
Wait a minute.
Yes, safe.
Next, Hamada-san.
This?
It's not that surprising.
Don't turn it too much.
What about this?
Three!
You're stupid.
Here I go!
Yes, that's about it.
Yes, safe.
What's going to happen?
Yes, safe for the second time.
The third time.
This is pretty scary.
Of course it is.
It's pretty scary.
Three and a half.
Like this?
A little more.
Yes!
Did you get it?
It was too fast.
Just a little bit.
You didn't get it that much.
A very popular game appeared in Russia!
Yuetan, Yuetan.
What's this?
This is "nanja monja".
There are 12 kinds of characters.
You turn them in order.
You give them nicknames of the characters.
You turn them around.
You give them nicknames of the characters.
And you memorize them.
You memorize them?
For example...
If you get the same card again...
The one who gives the nickname first...
...wins.
So you memorize them?
Yes, you memorize them.
You name the characters from the deck in order.
The first one to name the same character wins.
I'll put it here and do like this.
"samusa" (coldness)
"ohokubo" (big cloud)
"samusa" (coldness)
Shall we?
"homason" (arboretum)
"guugara" (chickening)
What did I say?
homason!
Samson Okumoto.
What should I do? Should I take it?
You should say it.
Hoguda.
Homason.
Did you say it?
Homason.
Ok, Hosei.
Homason.
I don't like this nickname.
Homason.
I want you to say it like you hear it.
There are things you only know about yourself.
Can I go first?
Yes, go ahead.
Ichimaso-chan.
What?
Ichimaso-chan.
Ichimaso?
Ichimaso-chan.
You're making it complicated!
Ichimaso-chan.
What is Ichimaso-chan?
Ichimaso-chan.
Ichimaso?
What is Ichimaso?
Ichimaso-chan!
You didn't say it!
I did say it! Ichimaso-chan!
You're the only one who didn't say that!
You're a fool!
You can't see it!
You have such dark skin!
You said "somaso chan"
It's not "somaso chan"
I'm curious about that one
Do you wanna try it?
The blue one in America?
Yes
Which one?
America doesn't have many blue ones
It's Yama-chan's
You didn't do it before
Yama-chan
Oh I see
Yama-chan
I don't like being hit by a gun
You'll get angry
I don't like it
Push the lever to the other side
Here we go
Two
To the other side
One
Two
Time's up!
We did it!
Ouch!