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Spring Festival
29th Gaki no Tsukai Ara edition
Let's laugh and be praised in 2018 too
Spring Festival
Congratulations!
What do you mean by "Pomeranian"?
Pomeranian is a dog breed, right?
Yes, Pomeranian.
I heard that Pomeranian is a dog breed from Germany.
That's not true.
It's a German dog.
I didn't know that.
One, two...
Congratulations!
Thank you!
As a New Year's gift from the staff,
the five of them will present new kids' goods!
Tissue, tissue case, separate tissue...
All of them are Pomeranian.
If you officially accuse me of being a Pomeranian, I won't win.
The 12th Yama-One Grand Prix!
Thank you!
Yama-One Grand Prix is brought to you by break entertainers!
Every year, a number of break entertainers have been discovered in this program.
What kind of new entertainers will appear this year?
The top batter is Yansi and Marikone from Yoshimoto Creative Agency,
who enjoy international-style rhythmic jokes that only use English as their final weapon.
Go ahead!
Rainbow Dance Show! From Las Vegas, we are...
Yashii!
And Mariko-noo!
Rainbow!
Hi, everybody! Do you like rainbow?
Yeah!
So, this guitar's name is "Rainbow Bar".
Like this rainbow!
Yeah!
Okay! So, first stage...
Come on!
No?
No? Yashii?
Yeah?
More down!
More down?! Are you okay?!
Yeah! Better easy!
Yeah!
Ready...
One, two, three...
Rainbow!
No! No! No!
What are you doing?!
What's you doing?! What?!
You touch my pie! You touch my pie!
No touch your pie! No touch your pie!
No touch pie! No touch pie!
You touch pie! No touch pie!
No touch pie! You touch my pie!
Rainbow!
I have a good idea!
Huh?!
Next, my hip! Boom, boom, boom!
So you can't touch my pie!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay! Ready...
One, two, three...
Rainbow!
Boom, boom, boom! Be careful!
You touch my pie! You touch my pie!
Rolling pie! Rolling pie!
No, you touch my...
Rolling pie!
You touch my...
Rolling pie!
Pie, pie, pie!
Rainbow!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
This time we have a reward.
A reward!
Yes!
Tsukitei Hosei slippers!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Let's move on.
Yes!
Let's go!
An impactful female comedian, Nishida, and a popular character, Shiki, will host the men and women duo.
They belong to Yoshimoto Creative Agency, "Seken Shirazu".
Thank you!
I'm Shiki and Nishida, and I'm Seken Shirazu.
First of all, I haven't had a girlfriend for a while.
I want a girlfriend right now.
Then you can make one.
I can say it easily, but I can't make a girlfriend, so I'm in trouble!
Then you can say it easily, but you can't make a girlfriend, so you're in trouble!
I just said it!
You just said it!
Say it!
I just said it!
Stop it!
You just said it!
I just said it!
Hey!
You didn't say hey!
Say it!
Hey!
I didn't say hey.
Are you out of your mind?
Say it!
Hey!
Are you going to libertize yourself now?!
It's not like you're a woman!
Why are you moving on your own?
You moved first!
It started again.
Where are you going?
Say it!
A new one came out.
Don't release a new one!
Say it!
Where are you going?
If you loved love and sex so much, you should've said love and sex all the time!
If you loved saying it so much, you should've said it all your life!
You should've said it all by yourself!
Say it! What is this?!
Go back!
This is really bad!
You said "this is really bad"! Say it!
Idiot! That's what I'm saying!
If you want to practice confessing so much, I'll go with you.
If you suddenly call me "Mansai-chan", I'm going to puke!
Oh well...
Saori-chan, I've always liked you!
So if you don't mind, please go out with me!
Hey!
What do you mean?
Hey!
Saori-chan!
I'm sorry!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
Hey!
Saori-chan!
Hey!
What do you want?!
What do you think of Mansai?!
It's scary, but it's simple!
Say it!
It's the worst nightmare!
Say it!
That's enough!
Hey!
That's enough of that!
Hey!
What is "woo"?
Hey!
It's impossible for you to put on a cool face in this era!
What is "woo"?
Hey, what is "woo"?
Oh no, she did it wrong with "woo"!
Then say "woo-woo"!
What?!
Say "woo-woo"!
Just you two!
Say "woo"!
What?
Say "woo"!
What?!
Is this the same situation?!
Say "maa"!
Not "maa"!
It's scary to be in this kind of Mansion!
But there's nothing I can do about it!
What do I do?!
And with that...
The...
End!
Scary!
Thank you very much!
You did it!
It was really impressive!
Thank you very much.
It was very funny.
Thank you very much.
What did you do when you went there?
I went there right after I graduated high school.
You really admired the downtowners.
Yes, I did.
Don't say too much.
It's totally different.
Do you have white eyes?
Let's move on.
A world of bad words created with excellent word sense.
Sony Music Artists.
I'm Miya Takezenta.
Thank you.
I'm Miya Takezenta!
Your mom is a debeso
That's just my own imagination.
Today, I'm going to tell you my own imagination.
Rinker's stylist is wide-shouldered.
Hiroshi's bicycle.
He doesn't have a gear.
Hiroshi's bicycle.
He doesn't have a gear.
Koda's husband is weak in Pazdora.
Tokyo's school yard is cold in the air.
Daimajin, Sasaki.
He's fast in soccer.
Daimajin, Sasaki.
He's fast in soccer.
Katsumata Kunikazu's cat is weak.
Lastly, I have the most recommended bad word.
Atsushi.
Exile's Atsushi.
Atsushi's grass baseball team is thin.
Thank you very much.
There are many bad words.
Can you say bad words of members of the band?
If you say our names, we can say it right away.
Can you say our names?
Can you say Matsumoto's name?
Matsumoto's name?
I'll say it.
When I'm next to Matsumoto Hitoshi, I get thirsty.
I see.
It's a bad word.
Hamada-san, please say it.
Hamada-san, when typhoon comes, I get excited.
You got it right.
I didn't imagine it.
You got it right.
Awati-hati.
Let's move on.
Next is...
A fresh combination of right-wingers and right- wingers.
Shamoji from Maseki Entertainment.
Please come in.
He's a transfer student, Sato-kun. Sato-kun, please introduce yourself.
I'm Sato Shogo, I transferred from Tokyo.
I don't know much about Okinawa, but please get along with me.
Yes, please. Sato-kun, please sit over there in the open seat.
Today's first lesson will be in English, so it will be my lesson as it is.
Sato-kun, I don't think you have your textbook yet, so make sure you take a note of it.
Today, we will review the English sentence we learned last time.
The English sentence we learned last time is...
Takeshi Goes to School by Bicycle Because His House is Very Far From School
If we translate this into Japanese...
Takeshi ya jitensha asa ni gakkou kai ichun to
Nugandine ariraya ya gakkou kara dosa no koto yaibin to
It will be like this.
What should I do?
It's not the Japanese I know!
Is there any English you don't know?
There is Japanese I don't know!
Wait, do people in Okinawa use dialects?
Today, we will learn English words.
Repeat after me. How much?
How much?
What does it mean?
Does it mean "how much" or something like that?
It means "chassa"
Chassa
It means "chassa"
"How much" means "chassa"
Let's continue.
Hurry!
What does it mean?
Does it mean "hurry up" or something like that?
It means...
Hurry up!
"Hurry up!" sounds more like English.
Unbelievable!
What does it mean?
This is the situation now.
What does it mean?
Agijabioy!
What is it?
Agijabioy!
Oh my god!
What does it mean?
Agijabioy!
Is it the same thing?
"Unbelievable!" and "oh my god!" have the same meaning.
No, I don't think so.
Is it the same thing?
There are many words with the same meaning in English.
Is it?
Please pay attention.
"What?" "What?"
"Sit?" "Sit?"
"Butt?" "Butt?"
Kill you?
You speak dirty English.
All of them have the same meaning.
All of them have the same meaning?
What does it mean?
What is it?
New!
One letter!
New!
All of them are 'new'!
New!
Sato-kun, your notebook is late, so hurry up and write it.
I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm learning two languages.
Let's look at today's English sentence.
Yoko went shopping in hurry.
Oh, shit! What's happened?
Her scooter is gone.
If we translate this into Japanese,
gushiken ya awati hati
soushi ga monkou ya
ichabi ni itan
nuu rattataa
nei na ton
It becomes like this.
Wake me up if it's a dream.
English is easy to understand if we replace it with translated Japanese.
Is that so?
First of all, "yoko" is "gushiken" here.
"gushiken ya awati hati" is "monkou ya" here.
"went shopping" is "monkou ya" and "ichabi ni itan" here.
"in a hurry" is "awati hati" here.
"awati hati" appeared!
I'm getting excited.
"oh, shit! what's happened?" is "nuu" here.
"nuu" is "sugee"!
"is gone" is "nei na ton" here.
"scooter" is "rattataa" here.
"rattataa"!
"scooter" is "rattataa" here.
That's all for today's English class.
I want to change my subject.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Matsumoto, what do you think?
The story was good.
It was interesting.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
Yes, you're allowed to say "wow" or "thank you" but...
- No, even so... - What is it?
As far as you can see, there are many beautiful people.
- Let's go from the right again. - Let's go from the right.
Mbeppis-san! Mbeppis-san!
- Fly away! - Sexy lady!
Sexy lady!
You should fly away one person, shouldn't you?
- Even if you fly away, you're a sexy lady. - That's right.
You're independent.
- Oh yeah! - Oh yeah!
But we don't have much time, so let's go one song at a time.
- All over Japan, drinking temperature! - You can drink, you can drink, you can drink!
- That's right! - That's exactly right!
- Then let's get started. - All over Japan, drinking temperature!
What is it? What is it?
No, it's not the drinking temperature I know of!
It's when a young man in Roppongi drinks tequila in a shop!
Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
Yeah! Yeah! You can drink!
You can drink!
Yeah!
That's how you do it!
- What is it you're doing? - I'm drinking tequila!
I don't know about you, but I'm telling you to drink, and you're dancing!
In the words of Michael, it's "Emily"!
Emily!
- That's how you do it! - That's how you do it!
You're playing too many unrelated songs!
- It's my instrument! I can play it! - Let me play it too!
You can do it!
- What is it? What is it? - You can't do it!
- Let me do it!
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
- I can't do anything. - You can't do it, you idiot!
The most idiotic Osaka man in Osaka.
I'm saying this, but we don't have much time, so I'll end it here.
- Lastly, I'd like you to listen to my little story. - You idiot! I don't think we have time!
- If it were me, I'd say it in ten seconds. - Ten seconds?!
- If that's the case, let's hear it! - You know...
The other day, I really wanted to eat fruits, so I talked to my wife.
And then, you know, I was the only one who came up with a reference.
I think it's for that reason.
You don't need it in this house, right?
How is it, everyone?
I'm sorry to say this in front of so many people,
but there really is no order in the house.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much!
Let's move on!
Super unique visuals and unique tempos are charming.
He belongs to Twinkle Corporation.
Please welcome, Machiura Pink!
Thank you very much!
I'm Machiura Pink!
It's sudden, but...
Everyone, you know Yukiji Asaoka, right?
She's 82 years old now.
She's a veteran actress.
Yukiji Asaoka held a solo concert last month.
It was held for the first time in six months.
It was Asaoka Yukiji's solo concert for the eighth time.
It was all in katakana.
The title of the concert was "Wonderful Tone".
It was absolutely free of charge.
It was 2,200 yen cheaper than before.
It was cheap, wasn't it?
About five minutes before the concert began,
there were quite a lot of empty seats.
Oh, it's in Umara area.
No, I didn't mean it in a bad way.
I thought.
But the concert began.
In the front row, there was a female audience.
There was a lot of tension.
Oh, my audience seems to have lost their minds.
About three staff members rushed in.
The audience who had lost their minds said,
No, I didn't lose my mind.
I've been looking forward to this concert since yesterday.
I couldn't sleep last night.
I just fell asleep for a while.
When the audience looked back,
it was Yukiji herself!
There were a lot of empty seats.
She must have been happy.
Yukiji slowly came up to the stage.
There was only one center mic.
She sang a 15-minute mandan song.
She sang a mandan song like,
Would chicken katsu taste better than tonkatsu?
The audience didn't like it at all.
But I thought it was very interesting.
Another impression I have is,
Yukiji is dressed like a race queen.
There is a big balloon.
In the balloon, there is a lot of jelly.
Yukiji pokes it with her finger and opens the hole.
The jelly comes out.
Yukiji pokes it with her mouth.
Then, the big balloon shrinks.
Finally, only the big balloon remains.
There is a final line.
Yes, Yukiji.
You were the best!
I was really moved.
After the show, I was forced to go to the dressing room.
Yukiji, you were the best!
Yukiji said.
She was dressed like a race queen.
Thank you.
But I'm not like that.
Next summer, I will do it alone again.
Please come and see me.
Someone, come with me!
I was stopped.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Let's hear it.
Matsumoto-san.
How was it?
At first, I didn't know if it was true or not.
When I realized it, it became interesting.
It's a little new.
It's new when you say it's new.
That's right. As a band's style...
Someone, come with me!
It's a song like that.
This is the last one.
Let me introduce you!
In 2014, Yama One Champion made a strong new song and appeared for the second time.
He's been with Yoshimoto Creative Agency for 6 years now.
It's "Uma to Sakana".
Here you go!
Kaminuma Emiko's way of breathing and movements.
First of all, Kaminuma Emiko's way of breathing and movements when she gets angry at her family's radish.
It's a nuisance to get a radish from your family's garden!
Only the leaves are fine.
Only the leaves are fine and only the core part is...
Emiko-chan, what is this?!
Don't do this!
Someone, come with me!
Don't put it in the middle of the song!
Let me continue.
Kaminuma Emiko's way of breathing and movements when she gets angry at her past self and her current self.
She used to call me "idol manzai artist" back in the day.
She used to call me "cute, cute" back in the day.
Then we met and we fell in love.
I love her so much that I forget how to breathe.
I can't breathe in and out anymore.
I breathed in and out and my eyes were floating.
It's been about 30 years since then.
She used to call me "Audrey Hipburn" back in the day.
When I realized it, Audrey Hipburn burned out!
It's frustrating!
I can't take it anymore!
I'm going to get in trouble!
What is this?!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
What do you think?
Do you usually do this kind of stuff?
No, I only did it once at my wife's wedding.
You did it there, didn't you?
You're a challenger!
I'm surprised myself, too!
Here is the result!
The winner is...
"The world doesn't know"!
"The world doesn't know" wins!
Congratulations!
The winner is "Theater in Tsumagoi Springs Hotel"!
Congratulations!
How do you feel now?
Tell me how you feel now!
How do you feel now?
I'm embarrassed!
You can't stand it at that distance!
You're overwhelmed!
It's so funny!
You can't stand it!
It's in the category of funny jokes!
You can't laugh at this!
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