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The strongest series of kids fighting on air on New Year's Day.
"Never Laugh At It" by "American Police 24/7".
The stage is a fake police station.
Tonight, those six hours will be condensed and released.
There's a man over there, too.
This is...
what's inside!
This is "Never Laugh At It" broadcasted on New Year's Day.
But...
There are so many things that we couldn't show you.
Greeting the chief.
At that moment, Matsumoto is badly damaged.
What's going on?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
A group of people with grudges against the police is coming.
A riot breaks out.
Tonight, "American Police" is finally concluded.
"Never Laugh At It" by "American Police 24/7".
A huge release special for those who missed it!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The one that couldn't be aired on New Year's Eve.
No, no, no.
The one that was cut for some reason.
Yes.
It's a pre-released video.
Tanaka-kun.
Yes.
Tanaka-kun.
Last year...
There were many things last year.
Of course!
Yes, of course. I understand.
For those of you who are divorced and those of you who are not,
I think you are a win-win situation for both parties.
I will never accept it!
What should I say?
Now, let's watch "American Police", which shouldn't be laughed at, from the beginning.
It's here!
The five people who were assigned as new police officers
were forced to change into appropriate clothes.
Next, Tanaka!
Yes.
Huh? There's a lot going on.
Is it you again, Justin?
There's a lot going on.
It's "American Guest Story Police", right?
"Guest Story Police".
Next, Jose!
Yes.
Cute. No matter how old you are, you are cute.
American Angel Police, right?
Next, Hamada! Come on!
From the moment you get on the bus, you can't laugh anymore.
The first laughable qualification is...
I have a lot of them.
The baby and its mother walk home from work.
Then...
The baby asks for noodles.
I don't think it's good.
Stop it!
The baby, full of hunger, continues to ask for...
I want to eat noodles!
I don't like noodles.
Can't you eat it in the bus?
Is it okay?
I don't like noodles.
Everyone, out!
Thank you for your hard work!
The next qualification is...
A guest with a problem.
Hey, Ito.
I heard you've been in trouble lately because of a weird woman.
She suddenly appears and kisses me.
Stop it! Are you bragging?
No, that woman is dangerous.
If she kisses me, I'll die.
I don't like noodles.
Hey, Eight.
This woman...
There she is! She's that woman who kissed me!
A mysterious woman appears and approaches Kiso.
Wait, wait! Why do you kiss Eight and try to kill him?
But there are people in this world who deserve to die more!
People who deserve to die more... Like him!
Oh, that's right! When he went to the shrine to pray for the success of the Tsukitei Hosei Independence Movement...
When he tried to get the power of the 400-year-old Buddhist priest and hugged him...
He was wrapped up in guerrilla gore!
Are you okay, Eight?
Next up is "Kozai Kuissai Nashi".
Chidori went out for a manzai battle.
It's a scary story about reality.
Oh, it's a scary story.
I went to work in Kyushu the other day.
I stayed overnight there.
I stayed at a hotel that I got for free.
It was a shabby hotel and I didn't like it.
But I couldn't help it.
So I watched a video of it and...
Is it a spaceship?
Oh, it's a boarding school!
It's a big stage on a New Year's Eve.
He's performing a manzai play.
It's a black monster!
This black object fell on me and disappeared in front of me!
But before it disappeared, it whispered in my ear...
I don't know!
I don't know where it is!
Thank you, Moe!
But nobody laughed at him.
It's not funny!
You don't know what you're singing, do you?
Repeat what I say one more time.
Don't say it without thinking about it!
He improved his reflection and challenged again.
Anyway, you're a black monster!
I don't know how to explain my blackness.
I can only say you're black!
The blackest parts of you are black!
You don't know!
You can't say it!
After this, Kim Saki arrives at Omame Central Police Station.
It's a training center for newcomers, where five people spend a lot of time.
Hamada changes from Eddie Murphy to Okappa Zera.
This is where it all begins.
First, as a newcomer, he goes around and greets people.
Now that the president of Omame Central Police Station is back, let's go say hello.
President... president...
Where is he?
He's not saying "Omame Central"
I'll let you know.
Yes, yes.
President of Omame Central...
President...
Excuse me!
Can you line up, please?
It was so close...
Here you go.
President...
We've brought five newcomers from the American Police.
From now on, you'll be working for the Omame Police Department,
as well as the five members of the newspaper "American Police".
Today, I'd like to demonstrate the traditional techniques of the Omame Police Department.
First, I'll show you a sample, so learn it well.
Music, start!
It's been a while.
Criminal Arrest Course.
Today's theme is to cause damage to the criminal.
By casually conveying the criminal's decisive weakness,
you can cause more damage than a punch or a kick.
Then, as a theme, I will introduce a word that damaged me.
Isn't it the same as Shindo Takuma's birthday and gorgeous Matsuno?
Isn't this chief's job an unfulfilled dream that Kotaro Koizumi refused?
Out!
It can't be.
It's dirty.
Yes, it is.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Then, Endo.
Yes.
I will say a word that damaged me.
Yes.
Recently released DVD "Basek II"
It was sold at 87% sale at book off.
I said it in my previous interview.
Kokoriku no Maashi
Is it "Tanaka"?
Matsumoto, Hamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
Certainly, it is damaged.
No, I don't like it.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's scary. It's quite damaged.
Well, next...
I will say a word that damaged Matsumoto.
A magician in my house said his wife is handsome.
She was in a bad mood and chased him back.
I didn't chase you back!
I knew it!
It's a little disappointing.
It's too disappointing.
I heard it.
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I will say a word that damaged Hamada.
Gotanda
Doesn't your wife, Natsumi, often wear "Gotanda"?
Doesn't she wear "Gotanda"?
I heard you recently imitate Code Blue's "Yanagiba" and "Shirono"
Do you like it?
Try it.
Do you like Code Blue's "Yanagiba"?
Try it.
That's right!
The scary actor is laughing.
Because it doesn't look like it.
Everyone, out!
That's a lot of damage.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
That's all.
Thank you very much.
Everyone has suffered quite a bit of damage.
It doesn't look like it.
Excuse me?
It doesn't look like it.
What is it, Mr. Patmasu?
It's not like that!
Even if you say it like that, it makes me really jealous.
That's right! That's right!
You're jealous, aren't you?
What?
You're jealous, aren't you?
I'm not jealous, but...
Was he good-looking?
He said that, didn't he?
Yes.
Is there anything you can do about it?
First of all, I don't know what's going on.
Matsumoto, out!
I don't know what's going on, but I have to talk about it and get beaten up again!
I want to know.
That's right.
I don't know what's going on.
It's not like that! It's not like that!
Once in a while, there's someone I know who's a magician.
And they come to my daughter's birthday party.
I've read about it.
But my wife says things like, "He's pretty good- looking."
She's pretty persistent, so...
I thought she was pretty persistent.
Did you let her go home?
I didn't let her go home.
If I had let her go home, she would have been there by now.
I'm more of a magician than she is.
That's right.
I don't know...
Five people were tortured by the police chief.
A confrontation with the usual pull-out meta.
A mysterious DVD from Matsumoto's pull-out, but...
What's inside is...
Appearance! OK! Dark!
This is...
For celebrities...
Can you appear in a fight?
We recorded their conversation with hidden cameras.
The one who will fight is...
Laser Lamon H.G.!
These three are the entrants!
Who is the one who initiated the Laser Lamon H.G. fight?
Please answer, Matsumoto-san!
Kobashiren-san!
I'm going to do it.
Every year, Tanaka gets a high kick.
This time, it's a downtown performance.
He has been suffering for over ten years.
We don't know what will happen next.
Noi?
Well, that's not true.
Noi?
It's good.
Really?
It's a supernatural phenomenon.
(audience laughing)
Kosei! Hamada! Endo! Taro!
Welcome.
(audience laughing)
Ouch!
It's a counterattack.
It's a supernatural phenomenon.
It's amazing.
It's a poltergeist, so it can't move on its own.
It can't move many times.
It's coming from there.
It can't move many times.
Poltergeist is laughing.
Actually, it's scary.
You guys are scary, too.
It's walking with its back to me.
Poltergeist is laughing.
Not Waltergeist.
It's not Waltergeist.
I'm a little scared.
(Laughs)
Five people were suffering from grim poltergeist.
Participating in recreation where laughing is allowed.
(Laughs)
In the game where you can do pistol and button pose in one shot...
These two's synchronization appeared in tension.
First, Hamada's details.
(Bang)
No.
(Laughs)
(Bang)
(Laughs)
Next, Matsumoto.
(Laughs)
When I returned to the training room, I was faced with that story again.
The following costume is...
MASHI
It's not over yet.
The three applicants who entered are...
MASHI
Who was the one who adopted "MASHI"'s costume?
KOSEI, please answer!
It's SAIO.
Really?
I can't laugh at this.
What are you pointing at?
Both you and me can't do this job.
And the fifth one is a special training facility.
Actually, during this trip, Miko and Kaido are only allowed to laugh.
I'm not good at this.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Are you doing this again this year?
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Why am I so angry? Do you know why?
Look at this.
Science professor of 2016.
What do you like?
My little brother is missing.
Many unknown things are coming out of my little brother's room one after another.
I've never been able to show my emotions just by looking at those special abilities.
Which one of you wants to move?
Anyway, many unknown things are coming out of my little brother's room one after another.
I've never been able to show my emotions just by looking at those special abilities.
I'm a blind detective.
Your dad is the criminal.
I want you to look at the criminal's back.
Marsiac defeated Masaka and Kotoge got hurt.
Are you okay? There are others. Come in!
I like this music.
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
His only weapon is his small voice.
Why is it Champlin?
He doesn't say a word.
Hey, Ito, you were cold back then.
Hey, you say something too.
Go away, you bastard.
Can you do it without music?
Are you ready?
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
You all right?
What?
Do you have another concert?
Hey, do you hear me?
We have more!
Hey, come in!
Hey! I made this building, so I can't sleep tonight!
I'm still here!
Come in!
I haven't slept since I built this institute!
I've been hurting myself since last year!
Show me your genitals!
We're to blame for everything!
I really don't think it's my fault.
Ouch!
I don't think it's my fault.
Okay, listen up!
First of all, look at what kind of injury he had!
Do you remember?
In 2016, he became a professor of science.
What are you talking about?
You're talking nonsense!
In his overwhelming perfection,
he won the Nishioka Special Prize.
After that,
he was the third one to appear.
Is it around here?
It's close.
Don't suck it!
He was supposed to be third,
but he fell in Nishioka.
Jiro was hurt.
Jiro, you were hurt, too, weren't you?
What were you thinking
when you were doing that show?
Tell me what you were thinking!
What? Are you going to throw it away?
Are you crazy?
What kind of way of putting it in is that?
Ouch!
Huh? Which one of you has it?
Huh? Stand up.
Stand up, Jiro.
Huh?
What do you think you're doing?
What's with you, bastard?
Stop it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Are you coming?!
Ouch!
Stop it with your toes!
Stop it with your jaw!
Your armpits!
Your armpits are clogged!
Your armpits!
Stop it!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Stop it!
I really want you to stop it!
Here I go!
Stop it!
You don't remember anything!
You're not even!
Listen up!
But you know, there are others who are still hurt!
Come out!
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
It doesn't seem like you remember.
I don't remember.
Then, look at this and remember.
In 2014, there was a big crash.
Oh, there it is!
Because of the Dragon Ball, it appeared.
Come out, Dragon!
Blooming trees are calling me.
Fireworks scattering in the park.
The square jungle is dyed red.
A fall and an explosion is an unexpected loss.
Kujinami is hurt and he can't move.
It's a song like garbage.
Everyone, out!
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
That's a lot.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
So today, in order for you to see their real abilities,
we'll do a joke with an ad-lib.
You didn't know about it, did you?
Now, we'll do a joke with an ad-lib.
Since it's just the three of us and three letters,
we'll do an ad-lib with "police"
and see how you feel when you're hurt on this show.
First, "police"'s "po"!
Kujinami!
"Police"'s "po"!
Yes, "po"!
You have something, "po"!
Give me "po"!
"Po" "po" "po"
"Bo" "bo" "bo"
"Bo" "bo" "bo" "bo"
"Bo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo"
"Bo" "bo" "po" "po" "po" "po" "po" "po" "po"
"Bo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo" "mo"
"Police"'s "police"
" 있을 "police"
Kujinami
Since that's a work of fiction and it's a song,
can you do it with words?
Give it to me in words.
Give it to me in words and sentences.
Police's "pa"!
In my pocket...
Uh...
Get out of there, mic!
Matsumoto, Kousei, Endo, Tanaka, me!
What's wrong with you?
Wow, it's dark in here.
Ouch!
Don't smile like that.
Uh...
How about something else?
Uh...
How about something in three letters?
Hamada-san, can you give me a question?
In three letters?
In three letters.
Three letters...
Why didn't you come out?!
I'm begging you.
Anything is fine.
Ouch!
Alright, it's over!
Right?!
It's over! It's over! It's over!
Let's go! Let's get up! Let's get up!
Come on! Let's go home! Let's go home!
He really got beaten up.
That person's smile is amazing.
It's an adult's smile.
Right?!
Ah!
Everyone, to the police station!
To the police station!
Let's run away!
Let's run away! Let's run away!
Over there!
Let's go! Let's go!
This way! To the police station!
Police station?!
Okay! Okay! Come on!
Power up! Power up!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Attack!
Attack?
Okay, guys, come on! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Move it! Come on! Get it! Get it!
Get it!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Which one? Matsumoto-san!
Come on! Come on! Get it! Get it!
Come on! Come on! Get it! Come on!
There are two of you!
I don't know! I don't know!
You look like him!
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on!
You're Tetsuya Matsumoto!
Ah!
Get it! Get it! Get it!
Get it! Get it!
You drive!
What?
Ouch! Why? Why?
Ouch!
You look like Matsumoto-san!
You drive!
Will you follow me?
Can I?
You look like him!
Are you okay?
Shut up!
From here, he changes his car to a police car and heads for a training facility.
But, even here, he doesn't avoid being laughed at.
Matsumoto-san, you looked like the policeman in front of you.
I don't know about that.
You look like him a lot.
I don't know about it myself.
What are you talking about?
Toshihide. Kiyomi's all-nighter in Nippon.
Here it is.
Here it is, here it is.
Hello everyone. How is your 2017 New Year's Eve going?
I've never heard of this girl.
The representative of the Endo family, Endo Toshihide, would like to say hello.
Um, hello, everyone. I'm Endo Kiyomi, the mother of the Endo family.
I'm Kiyomi.
I'm sorry, Kiyomi-san.
No, no.
No, no, no.
I'm glad you sent me a message and I didn't see you.
That's good.
Shodo is doing his best.
It's our first time doing a radio show.
We're doing a radio show?
Let's do our best.
Why are you doing a radio show?
Radio shows are fun.
I'm going to brag about it.
It's no use.
I won't say I'll be number one in the world, but I hope I'll be number two or something.
You've said a lot of big things.
You're crazy.
Everyone here and everyone watching, I'm Endo Shodo.
I would like to say this.
That was terrible.
He was beaten up by a bus driver and many other people.
When he was caught by the clowns, he was punished.
He's an American who should never be caught.
This hurts a lot.
900 yen.
As a ticket, actor Tsuyoshi Muro participated in the show.
The clowns punished him mercilessly.
Wow!
Scared! Scared! Scared!
It came! It came! It came!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Maybe you noticed it and ran away...
No, no, I didn't notice it...
Around that time, Matsume and his friend...
It's killed!
Killed!
I was scared...
This year too, since Kuro-oni stood up, he received harsh punishment.
No, no, no. It has nothing to do with it.
From here on, it's unrevealed.
Kuro-oni who attacked five people is different.
Huh? Something came out.
Hey, something...
What?
What are you saying?
Hamada-sama is calling you.
Me?
Hamada-sama.
Who?
Um...
Yes, yes, yes.
Who? Who?
Who is it?
Until now, it has been sent by the sponsors you see.
Huh? Who?
Um...
Yes, yes, yes.
Who? Who?
Ani-no-san's wife.
Hyougo-chan's mother.
Why are you dressed like this?
Um...
Yes.
Please, please, please.
I have something to ask you.
Oh, is that so?
Is it possible for me to ask you for a favor?
Can you do it for me?
Yes, yes, yes.
Please do it for me.
It's a secret consultation.
Please do it for me.
Ah!
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Yoko-chan?
Demon child! Demon child! We're in trouble!
No, no, we're in trouble!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
Hamada-san! Yes!
Your father has... Yes!
...pushed you to escape from the demon!
What?!
He has grabbed you to escape from the demon!
R-really?!
It's perfect!
I'm frozen!
Please help me!
Yes, yes!
Hamada-san, please!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Ah, I see! You're training!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hamada-san, over here.
Over here... Yes!
Lower your waist!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
A little more! Pull it!
Lower your waist!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hamada-san!
What's wrong with you?!
No, no...
I'm dead!
Wait!
I'm dead!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Huh?
He's saying something.
What is he saying?
He's doing something in a row.
What is he doing?
He's doing something in a row.
No, I can't hear anything.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hamada-san, are you okay?
I'm okay!
Lower your waist!
What?!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
What are you doing?!
What's your point?!
Oh, he's getting tickled!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's your point?!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Now you're running away from me!
Let's go!
One, two...
(screaming)
(laughing)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(screaming)
Good job, guys.
Good job.
I could only see a little though.
You were shaking your legs and twirling around.
It was flickering.
We were like "what's going on?"
(screaming)
(laughing)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(screaming)
Thank you very much!
A never before seen craze
Will it end soon?
(alarm)
There she is, there she is!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Wait for us!
Maria, wait for us!
Maria, you can't run like that!
(screaming)
What?
Hey!
I can't run
Wow
What?
Nakanishi san
Hey!
Nakanishi is my hell of merry-go-round
Wow
I'm glad
You're not glad
Nothing is good
Wow
Ha-ha-ha
Wow
I'm gonna die!
You're drunk, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
The police were chasing the evil clowns.
The five people who returned to the police station watched the shooting of the new "Police Story".
Miss! Miss!
That's Mr. Hong Kong.
He's a big challenger.
His aura is different from the last three days.
Hong Kong star perfectly passes the action test while shooting.
And then, shooting.
Police!
Newcomer training room, once again pulled out and dealt with.
On this trip, on the request of Mr. Tanaka, I will introduce you to my best partner.
For some reason, Mr. Tanaka had requested the introduction of his best partner.
Omame Marriage Consultant.
From here on out, there is one more candidate for best partner.
His occupation is voice actor, lives in the city, has a house, and his personality is pure.
Can I call you Mr. Tanaka?
Meeting the candidate for best partner.
Who is it? I'm looking forward to it.
Voice actor?
Hey, I'm Masako Nozawa. Are you Mr. Tanaka? Are you married to me?
Who are you? I'm Matsumoto. Who are you? I'm Gendo.
It's a big deal.
It's amazing.
It's a big deal.
It's amazing.
Please come in, Masako.
Is Mr. Tanaka here?
Yes, please come in.
Mr. Tanaka is a matchmaker.
Is it your first time here? Yes, it's my first time here.
Mr. Masako is...
I've never seen such a fun show before!
Out!
End!
Tose!
Kaneda!
Out!
Ouch!
What is this?
I'm a little confused.
Can I ask you which type of woman you like?
Yes.
I like gentle women.
Are you talking about Kuririn?!
Out!
Tanaka!
End!
Out!
Ouch!
What is this?
Tanaka was dating someone he didn't know.
Kosei ate a pie and got angry.
Kaneda!
Matsumoto!
Out!
Kosei was also tested.
Hey, you guys!
Get me out of this iron cage!
I was resurrected in the world of ice.
I am a doll of curse.
I'm Kosei!
Let me show you my power!
Wow!
Kosei, Matsumoto, out!
What? Why?
It's really similar!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Why am I out?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Why am I out?
If Chucky laughs, Hosei gets punished.
Hell's mechanism.
To open the lock you need a four-digit code number.
The hint is Hamada's cell phone number.
What are you laughing at?!
Hamada will write a four-digit code number in front of you...
...and you have to decipher it with that feeling of tingling.
I got it.
Then I will decipher it.
The first number is "chon chon chon chon".
chon chon chon chon
Even though it's painful, Hosei managed to decipher 3 numbers
There's only one left
It's the last one
Ouch
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka
Hey, who are you?!
Somehow, they managed to open the lock and escape from danger
Grandpa, is there a hole in this?
Is it really locked?
I don't know if it's locked or not
Yes, it's locked.
Hosei's costume is back and he looks better.
The next outfit is...
It's pretty high-profile.
It's Lion King's costume.
These three actresses entered the show.
Who is it that opened Lion King's costume?
Hamada-san, please answer in 5 seconds.
Shibuki-san.
Anyone would be surprised.
Wow!
She's doing it! She's doing it!
Wow!
She's doing it!
Wow!
She's amazing!
Wow!
She's amazing!
No one expected it!
Wow!
Dirty jobs are actresses' jobs.
Next, a full investigation by a single police officer.
Bring out the suspect.
Yes, sir!
Bring him in.
Yes, sir!
Sit down.
Do you know what you've done?
Spit it out!
It's bad.
It's not just bad!
It's bad as hell.
He's being investigated for adultery.
And then...
Don't move!
A single officer is arrested.
A police officer is taken hostage.
What's wrong with you?
Wait!
Who are you?
He was born again this year in "Summoners War" club.
Hentai Kamen!
Hentai Kamen appeared in a pinch.
But Hentai Kamen was shot and he's in a pinch again.
Damn it!
One more!
If only I had a bodyguard!
One more!
If only I had a bodyguard!
Ecstasy!
Not this guy.
She goes to a hotel a few times a month and saves up points and cards.
Her cheating partner sold her out.
The strongest laziness!
Wake up! Wake up!
With the power of their pervertedness,
they successfully captured the prisoner.
Halt!
Next, we have a suspect accused of murder.
Wow, that's amazing.
As I've said many times, I'm the culprit.
No, the culprit of this murder case is that woman.
It seems like he's covering for a certain woman.
Then...
Wait! Let me go!
Let me go!
She's here! She's here!
The woman who was accused of murder appeared.
Why are you here?
Detective, I did it! I killed her!
What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense!
It's true! I did it!
Why?
She's crying.
Why?!
Because of you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's nothing serious.
If I had died, he would have committed suicide.
The truth disappeared in the darkness.
At that moment...
You...
Wow!
Hopping! Hopping!
Yay!
Hey!
Babyo won!
Thank you very much! Thank you very much!
With his own appearance...
It's a little too much!
He's in a terrible situation!
Shout a little! Shout a little!
This is where it goes public.
Other players are also looking for him.
Hey!
And you...
The fighter of the fire truck...
Are you here?
I brought him!
Come in!
You have a requirement for the fire truck...
I'm not doing it!
Then let me check it.
You try to do some footwork there.
I understand!
Do some medicine...
Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
It's not coming out!
Hey!
Call him!
Yes!
Stop it!
Get excited!
We have no choice but to run away!
Come on, DJ!
Matsumoto!
Kamada!
Out!
That's right.
Ouch!
Youngsters these days are all about guns and drugs.
What are you thinking about?
Chief!
What's up?
A suspect using guns and drugs caught by the police has escaped!
That means he's escaped!
Find him!
Yes, sir!
This is bad.
Everyone! Wait!
Whoa!
Beep!
Who was it? Who was it?
Come on in!
Are you already in there?
We're captured!
This is bad! Come on in!
Ung toco toto~ Ung toco toto~ Ung toco veltoco~ Ung toco ubeltoco~ Ung toco bi bi~
Topi-topi-topi-topi-tepito-tepito-tepito-tepito Topi- topi-topi-topi-topi-tepito-tepito Tips Ochopi-chopi- chopi-chopi
On our behalf, we have decided...
- On our behalf... - ...to approve...
- ...all of... yourself! - Wow!
I'm hungry. What should we do?
Five people were dealing with strange suspects.
A legendary police officer with a sense of secrecy hiding from the police.
We approached the case of Oomishi Jimin Hideaki.
What do you think of the key statement of the key statement?
Key statement?
Thank you.
This is the unreleased part.
Jimmy's VTR has more to show you.
Sniffing Training 2.
Next is the highest level mission.
Salted squid.
Natto.
Blue cheese.
Celery.
Mixed juice made of mackerel.
Depending on the smell of it, you can guess the ingredients.
Out of 20 types, if you can guess all 5 ingredients correctly, you pass.
Ugh, it stinks!
It stinks!
This mission is extremely difficult.
Will he be able to clear it with his proud sense of smell?
OK!
Hama-san, let's do our best here.
Hama-san is not good at this.
Hama-san, let's do our best here.
(burp)
*burp*
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Ouch!
It's not good if it comes in one hit.
It's one hit.
But it's amazing.
Amazing.
The only thing left is the salt of the squid.
Wow!
That's amazing!
This is a legend.
It's scary.
What else can you tell apart?
I can tell apart the socks that my grandmother wore and the socks that a woman wore.
I don't know about people, but I can tell apart flowers with songs.
(Laughing)
He suffered from G.V.T.R.
He met a super vicious criminal in a prison in Omane Police Station.
Oh, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
That's Professor Itao of the Department of Psychiatry.
Everyone, get out!
What's up with you?
Professor Itao, who has a high IQ, analyzes the other party's mind through casual conversation.
Cigarette lips.
What's the most delicious food you eat in winter?
I think it's hot pot.
What's in that hot pot?
Like tofu.
Do you like tofu?
I don't like it very much, but...
What's your favorite food in that hot pot?
Tofu.
Matsumoto, Endo, Kanada, Tanaka, out!
What's up with you? Give it up.
Give it up.
What's up with you?
Professor Itao reveals his secret at the end.
Sound, voice, out!
A tour of a dangerous person's advertisement meeting.
From a young person who knows Downtown, an embarrassing episode has been exposed.
Both of Downtown's Hamada and Matsumoto
used to peek into where NSC girls were dressing up in the past.
Peeking from under the mirror like this,
opening the accordion cover and getting beaten up by everyone.
No!
Beaten up?
Matsumoto used to peek into where NSC girls were dressing up in the past.
What are you talking about?
Ouch!
Matsumoto liked apples and Hamada liked peaches.
Stop it! Stop it!
As soon as the murderer entered the first floor,
the search for the culprit began.
What are you doing?
Huh? That's not it.
If Dolphin-chan, who was at the scene, barks, that person is the culprit.
Matsumoto, are you the culprit?
No, I'm not.
Out!
It's not Kosei, but Matsumoto who was chased and brought to the court.
Come over here, Matsumoto.
Are you okay, Matsumoto?
He's going back! He's going back!
Ninth grade, Tamada, 7th grade, out!
Go!
Will this year's winner be Matsumoto?
At that moment...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
There's a difference of opinion here.
The dog earlier had nothing to do with Dolphin- san.
What?!
I'm sorry.
In the end, the culprit will be Kosei.
All right!
After this winter, it was resolved safely.
Get him!
The violent gang and the police collided and won against the judges.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
The negotiations were fierce.
With the pride of the actors on the line, the Kanada- Habibo auction opens.
By blowing up the CO2 gas bomb at once,
white people will create a revolution of hell.
Tonight, during the revolution of hell, hot Toshikoshi soba is served.
Ready!
Set!
Start!
This is amazing!
Wow!
No, I absolutely can't do it!
It's like a movie!
It's long!
I'm sorry!
It's long!
From now on, there is no regret.
Actually, there is still a continuation of this physical exertion.
Hey, there is someone who can do it with hot Chinese food, idiot!
I'll say it!
Look!
Can you do it?
Alright! I'll eat it all!
OK! You really will eat it!
It's a game of eating!
I'll eat it!
Hey, don't be panic!
Oh, this...
Don't be panic!
How do you eat it?
Like this!
Is it like this?
You eat it like this!
How do you do it?
Why do you eat it when it's hot?
I thought you would eat it with a spoon!
I will...
Start!
Troopers! Troopers!
ATTACK!
What's happening?
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
What do you want to do?
I'm not doing anything!
After returning to the office, there is one more unreleased event.
To ensure safety, they visit a woman's house where she lives alone in custody.
Everyone, come in.
Can you stand here?
Everyone, this is a general women's room.
Is that so?
From now on, Kao, Suzuki...
Ajinomoto, Galaxy and...
Sponsored by these sponsors.
[sound of door closing]
[sound of bell ringing]
[sound of door opening and closing]
What kind of world is this?
I don't know.
I don't know at all.
What's going on?
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
But you know...
What is it?
This world...
A different movie...
That's right.
Oh, it's falling apart.
Can you protect it?
Can you?
But you know...
You're crazy.
That's impossible.
How can you do that to your lover?
I have no choice but to do it.
You're a director.
You're crazy.
What are you doing?
Then you should have taken it in the first place.
No, I really didn't know.
I really didn't know.
What did you use it for?
I don't know anymore.
What did you use it for?
I don't know anymore.
But...
You can't lose even if you get hit in the back a lot.
How much is it?
Let's go! Let's go!
You're going to get hit in the back.
No, I'm serious.
Ouch!
See? See?
No, no, no.
You're an idiot.
See? See?
The five of them also fought against a special couple.
The last order was an American police force that should never be surprised.
Kosei and Endo were obsessed with it.
Gaunton and Tanaka went to the rescue.
This is where the unrevealed footage begins.
To not be surprised, we still have a trick up our sleeves.
Oh, no...
So, like...
Stop saying "wah!"
I'm sorry.
It's you, right?
Yeah.
No, your voice is really loud, Tanaka.
Are you serious?
This is...
No, I can see it!
This is...
At the white line...
Yeah, at the white line...
Let's go?
Hello!
Ah, Aho-chan!
Yes!
Good morning!
Oh, it's you, Tanaka-san!
It's been a while!
Oh, it's you, Tanaka-san!
And then...
Using the face exchange app, they took photos.
I pressed it!
How is it?
I pressed it, but it didn't come out.
It didn't come out? Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
Huh?
Huh? Sorry!
Why?
Huh? Wait... Where should I press it?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Ah, ah, Mahjong!
Thank you, thank you!
Okay!
Mahjong is sold out!
Ah! It's good!
Great! Great!
Have you taken the photos?
Yes, I have.
I will...
I'm sorry!
Great!
Let's go home!
Thank you so much!
We're seriously sorry!
Why...
What...
Next, in the room where they three stopped...
...
I don't think he'll come.
He has a chair.
Can I close it?
Please close it.
What's wrong?
What's going on?
Wait a minute.
Hello!
This chair...
Hello!
Eh? This is...
No! This year is not like that!
Tanaka-san, you got caught, right?
Yes.
But! If you successfully complete the challenges you will do from now on, you will be able to save Tanaka- san!
Combination Challenge! Save Tanaka with your strength!
Tanaka! Tanaka!
Downtown challenges a game where you save Tanaka and try combinations!
Which combinations will there be? We will have a match with fresh young people!
Well then, let's have the young people appear! Please come in!
Miki and Vincenzo.
Fresh, right?
Fresh, fresh.
Fresh, fresh!
First up is the brothers and Miki.
The game they'll play is...
It's called "snack from nose to nose game"!
First up is Miki and Vincenzo.
It's a game where you move snacks from nose to nose.
The first one to beat the time will win.
First up is Miki and Vincenzo.
Are you ready?
This is hard.
Show us what you've got.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Yo!
Oh, you're doing well.
Start!
You're doing well!
This is surprisingly hard.
This is hard.
Can I go in?
Throw it!
10 seconds have passed!
Calm down!
You can do it!
Oh, it went in!
This is hard.
Calm down!
It went in!
Eat it when you can!
Okay!
It went in!
You won!
Next up is downtown.
Can they show their teamwork?
I think it's better to turn it over.
And the thick one.
This is fine.
I'm sorry!
What? What?
Is it OK?
Go for it!
Well, let's start.
You eat a lot.
Even though you say that, you still eat a lot!
Go for it!
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
It's a struggle.
[Laughter]
I can't do it.
[Laughter]
I can't do it.
Hurry up!
Forward!
[Laughter]
Forward!
I can't do it.
[Laughter]
Winner is Mr. Matsumoto!
Mr. Matsumoto, why are you closing your eyes?
You have to do it!
It doesn't matter how I look at it.
I only have a sense of this part.
No, it's because you've been doing it for a long time.
I've been doing it for a long time.
It's a shame.
The down dancer loses!
You've done it before.
So, like this...
I'm fine!
You're amazing.
You're really strong.
I think Hamada was at fault.
No, you're wrong.
You should have kept your eyes open.
It didn't feel good at all.
It's an honor for an old man like you.
This is it.
The two of them are down and out.
The next combination challenge is a game of hitting each other's feelings.
Hit each other's feelings about the theme written on the card.
The one who conveys it better in one minute will win.
First is the silver wheel challenge.
First of all, please pull out a silver wheel.
I'll go with this!
Hair match!
Ready, go!
Start!
First of all, you stink!
What's with that smug face?
You look like a truffle.
You're right. You smoke too much.
That's fine.
"That's fine" is what I say in my turn.
But you don't say it.
That's fine.
But you don't say it.
That's where you're stupid.
How many times do you smoke a day?
Why do I have to wake you up every morning?
No, it's not that.
Then say it!
You were wearing a wind band in Fukuoka recently.
Don't say that!
You were wearing a wind band in Fukuoka recently.
Don't say that!
You only post cute things on Instagram and leave likes!
And you're a local wind band!
That's right!
What?
You're a local wind band!
If you're saying it's not realistic...
I've said that already...
It's true that Unagi-kun keeps saying that.
Don't talk to me like that.
If you don't say it, I'll be frustrated.
Sorry.
What are you going to do if I say it?
Next up is turn 10.
The theme is to unite our feelings.
I'm counting on you. Please get above seven.
Can I praise you?
But when you become like Mr. Down Down, your career will be different from a silversmith.
So don't say "cool" or "interesting" because we know it's interesting.
I see.
It's Mr. Down Down's challenge. Ready, start!
You're going to say it?
You're so cutie when you don't like it.
You're cute?
You were cute back then too.
Say it.
It's kanji.
You've been looking down on me since you were young.
Cut your bare feet!
Thank you, thank you.
You're a pirate.
What kind of comment is "cut your bare feet"?
So, Mr. Down Down has lost!
Even though he lost the game, he released Mr. Tanaka for Mr. Down Down's hard work.
What kind of attitude is that?
That's right, this is...
...the opposite direction.
Until now, Kao, Suzuki...
...Ajinomoto and Galaxy...
...were provided by these sponsors.
What kind of attitude is that?
We will continue to provide these sponsors.
So, in that case...
The other direction...
It's really the other direction.
What are you looking at?
I couldn't see it.
It's really the other direction.
They have been tortured by various fear-inducing devices.
They overcame many obstacles and rescued two people.
This is all of American Police that shouldn't be laughing.
And this time, the person who decorated the ending for us is...
It's me.
Ketsumei Ishii.
A four-member artist who created many hit songs and led Japan's hip-hop scene.
This time, his famous song "Namida" changed its form and became the band's ending song.
Why did you choose this song?
It's because we want to do it.
It's an honor.
It's a show you grew up watching.
We are invited to that show every year.
You've seen it with various women, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
After this, we will deliver "Namida" in its complete form.
Until now, we have provided these songs with the sponsors you are watching.
Thank you.
Now, we will play "Namida" in its complete form.
You ride a jeep and laugh
This year too, you are a sad star
Without looking around, you are alone
Laughing there, realizing the danger
Without opening your eyes, you reveal your secret
Forced to laugh on top of your head
Akiyama baby, big desert
Dangerous character, bloody dream
Tears overflowing
Disappearing with the sound of a motorcycle
The camera shows you, what you will receive
As it is, you shake your waist
If you are wearing a mask, get out now
If you are imitating as it is, get on out
When you wear a mask, you only say it's ugly
There is only a fake machine there
Someone's emotions are simply kicked
Tears overflowing
Crying without stopping
Until it clears up
Those who say it's a lie
Are easily kicked in the butt
Screaming all the time
Only falling down
Always a hot team battle
Every year, it overflows
You want to cry and cry all you want
Leaving it as it is
Still holding on
Holding back your feelings
Holding back
Stop causing damage
Stop being jealous of a magician
With your wife alone
Guests dance
On the TV in front of you
That big thing reflected in your eyes
Can't read it, can't read it, can't reach it, can't reach it
When it bursts open, you want to laugh again at the end
Only you
I'm still a kid who follows the flow and lives like a pervert
That's right, I don't need a job now
I just need to wear pants
The finished waterfall simply spills over
Don't look back until you laugh
The reason why the kick I got kicked on the ceiling
was because I ignored the coach all the time
I met you and chased my dream
One by one, we became one and worried again
Which one of us is dirty?
I tried to get drunk and ride a lion king
Screaming
Hurt by the past, irritated by the jokes
I realized I was slipping and my heart was pounding
On the small pass of the bus, we live our life
When I hit my hip and held it
My heart broke and I was in a daze
I rolled up my sleeves and until my face was crushed
I ran away and licked my nose
Kicked in my ass and on one occasion
On this occasion, we became stronger one by one
Walking around in our old past
♪Call me, tap me, make promises with me♪
♪Let me hear the night when I became scared♪
♪Cry for me, laugh for me, repeat it over and over♪
♪This year's musical instrument too, simply laugh and shed tears and until you get bored♪
♪Overflowing laughter is one year's tiring days, laugh it away and forget it♪
♪Even a little scolding is a good thing♪
♪Look at me, I'm getting old♪
♪Five people's wishes are simple♪
♪Laughing while fooling around♪
♪One old child♪
No, I like this one better, the lyrics.
And so, for the last one, Tanaka-san, please say something.
I'll do my best!
This year, the age has increased again.
This year, I want to remarry and get divorced repeatedly.
Where did it go?
It's hard to tell.
Don't laugh, latest work.
If you want to see "American Police" for 20 years or more,
Go to Hulu!