AISubs v3.5
In front of five people exhausted from fatigue, there is that distinguished man.
New York, where various people from all over the world gather as the center of political economy.
It is a city with a gorgeous face and behind it, it is a city of crime that occurs day and night due to numerous terrorist incidents.
What I will introduce now is a real document that approaches the whereabouts of a legendary police officer who risks his life to protect public order.
File No. 1.
A man with a sense of smell worse than that of a police officer.
A sense of smell of a police officer that is said to be one hundred million times better than that of a human being.
There was a legendary police officer who had a nose that surpassed that of a police officer.
It is this man.
Legendary police officer, Mr. Jimmy Kitch.
Sense of smell training.
Choose one of these five types of sense of smell.
Smell the tissue that soaks up the smell of the leather and guess the correct answer.
OK?
The correct answer is orange.
What is the legendary police officer Jimmy's sense of smell?
Orange.
Jimmy, well done!
You are a legend, Tris.
How did you feel when you saw that?
From my nose...
...to my brain...
...well...
...it was numb.
It was numb?
Your nose...
...your brain...
...your stomach...
...your legs...
You are a legend, Tris.
Here we go!
Do you want some citrus juice?
Citrus juice?
You mean that smelly one, right?
Citrus juice.
Citrus juice?
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Look at his laughing face.
Do you want some citrus juice?
(laughter)
(encore)
The legend of Jin continues.
It continues?
It's exciting.
It seems like it can go all over the country.
Everyone, you're in a "lucky" room.
As you know, super violent crime has become commonplace.
Today, we'll be able to have a special meeting, so let's go.
The way you say "lucky" scares me.
I don't want to say it, but...
Violence...
It's scary, isn't it?
Everyone, there's a seat inside, so sit down.
What is it?
It's a little scary.
Violence...
Wow, it's scary.
It's scary.
Everyone, that's Professor Itao of Super-Terrorism Division.
It's scary.
Everyone, that's Professor Itao of Super-Terrorism Division.
Everyone, that's...
What is it?
He's talking.
Is that so?
He's talking.
Ouch!
He's someone I know, but not someone I know.
It's really scary.
Professor Itao has an incredible high IQ in the former Psychiatry Division, which has accumulated serial murders.
It seems like you have a low IQ.
Good grief.
Professor Itao...
A godly fat man.
End! Out!
This is a serious question.
What is it?
It's a delicate question.
Cigarette lips.
Do you know you are a cigarette lip?
People around me know it.
How do you feel when you eat a cigarette?
It's hot.
Out!
Yamada, Enbo, out!
What are you doing?
You are not allowed to eat.
You eat a lot.
Yes, yes.
Cigarette lips.
What is the most delicious food you eat in winter?
It's a hot pot, isn't it?
What is in that hot pot?
Tofu, for example.
Do you like tofu?
I don't like it very much.
What is your favorite food in that hot pot?
Matsumoto, Enbo, Kanada, Tanaka, out!
What is it?
You are not allowed to eat.
What is it?
Ouch!
You are talking all the time.
You are not allowed to eat.
Cigarette lips.
You have a good relationship with death.
In fact, you hate humans.
Chibi's pun.
Try to solve a mystery.
Say as I say.
Yes.
On Japanese TV.
All kinds of home runs are exclusive to Japan.
That heart is...
Dirty!
Matsumoto, Tanada, Endo, Out!
Say as I say.
Ouch!
You told me all of your secrets honestly.
So my secret...
Kondo, Kousei, OUT!
Matsumoto, OUT!
Something's not right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
Something's not right.
He's not bad.
He's not bad at all.
He's exhausted!
He's exhausted.
He's a pretty sluggish guy.
He is.
He's a pretty sluggish guy.
I'm going to sleep. Go home!
That was fast.
After 12 hours of work,
he joins the report meeting of dangerous people.
Don't let him talk to you.
High school students, Matsumoto, out!
No way...
We'll definitely choose you.
I wish I had a lot of them.
And now, we will begin the report on the dangerous persons of the military police, Omami Central Police Department.
In order to confirm the contents of this meeting,
we would like you to report on whether there is anyone who is usually acting suspiciously.
Yes, yes.
Is there anyone you know?
Yes.
I'm Matsumoto of Downtown.
Recently, it's getting worse and worse.
I was doing a show called Downtown Deluxe.
And a magician came out of it.
And he asked a female talent to write two-digit numbers on a piece of paper.
And at that time, the magician said, "I don't like people thinking I'm watching you, so Matsumoto- san, please cover your eyes."
And Matsumoto covered his own eyes.
High school students, Matsumoto, out!
No way...
We'll definitely choose you.
High school students, Matsumoto, out!
No way...
We'll definitely choose you.
No way...
You're already retired.
Retired?!
You're already retired.
Now, anyone else?
Yes.
Oh, number two.
We're talking about a lot of things right now, but both Matsumoto and Hamada of Downtown
used to peek into where MSC girls were dressing up in the past.
What?!
They'd peek under the mirror like this, open the accordion card, and get beaten up by everyone.
What?!
No way!
Beaten up?!
Why?!
To dress up like girls?!
Beaten up?!
No way!
Ouch!
Matsumoto likes apples, and Hamada likes peaches.
Stop it! Stop it!
This is terrible.
This is common.
I think this is one of the reasons.
Hamada was wearing a lot of underwear.
Natsumi said, "You can throw it away, right?"
Hamada said, "No, I like it."
Please wash it for me no matter what.
So I had no choice but to pretend to wash it, but I secretly threw it away.
Hamada usually doesn't care about such things,
but I fell in love with him for the first time in a while, and I was depressed for a while.
Matsumoto! Hamada!
You're in a bad mood, but you're depressed.
I don't know why I felt that way.
I'm Matsumoto of DOWNTOWN.
We're filming in Kurose and Fukuoka right now.
When Matsumoto comes to Fukuoka, it's hard for him to show his face because it's going to be a mess.
Even when Matsumoto comes to Fukuoka, he wears a mask.
After filming, he wears a mask.
When he moves, he wears a mask.
When he eats, he wears a mask.
When he goes back to the hotel, he takes off the mask he wore for a whole day and puts it in his zip lock.
What?!
You're crazy!
You have money, don't you?
You look like you have money in front of you.
Can I say something?
It's about masks.
It's a different kind of mask.
Matsumoto and I went out to eat.
We went to a bar.
Matsumoto gave me a mask that was made of flores.
Matsumoto was very happy.
He took off the mask.
I didn't ask him to take it off.
He took it off and said, "It looks good on you!"
Matsumoto took off his upper body.
Of course, he was training.
When he took it off, it was amazing.
It was even more amazing.
Is it this amazing?
The more I said it, the more Matsumoto said, "No, I don't do much muscle training."
No matter how you look at it, you do it.
It's amazing.
The more I said it, the more Matsumoto said, "No, I don't do it."
No, I don't do it.
When Matsumoto said it with his arms crossed, it was as if he were Hosokawa Fumie.
No, I don't do it.
Whoever you are, say it.
It's Tsukitei Hosei.
He's been doing rakugo for more than ten years.
And now it's a commercial.
It's a commercial where Mario and Luigi are made rakugo.
And they lower their heads at the end.
But there's actually a secret.
He lowers his head at the end of the book, but in fact, it's getting thinner here.
But it's not thin in the commercial.
Watch out for certification and capture it with CG.
Nihonsei, Natsumoto, out!
It's coming out, it's coming out.
It doesn't stop.
It's Hamada.
I heard it from Iwabe of Missile Man in Osaka.
Hamada really likes Iwabe.
Hamada often plays with him in Osaka.
One day, Iwabe goes to Hamada's hotel.
Hamada seems a little arrogant.
And for some reason, he only has one psyllium concerto.
He seems a little arrogant.
I don't know why, but on that day,
the hotel was out of power at 1 a.m.
And the hotel gave me only one psyllium concerto.
And they said, "Let's play until 1 a.m."
At that time, the room lights went out.
After that, I felt like going to the bathroom.
And it was dark.
So I took my psyllium and peed in Hamada's room.
When I light up my pee, the toilet becomes dark.
And when I light up the toilet, my pee becomes dark.
But I couldn't do it, so I took my psyllium and went to the bathroom.
I don't know.
You can go to the bathroom until it runs out of power.
So sometimes Hamada is too mischievous.
I think he is a person of physical contact.
Once I went out of Itami Airport.
And I was shocked from behind.
I was shocked to the point where I fell off my knee.
And when I looked back, Hamada was already in the bathroom of Itami Airport.
"Ow!" "Give it back!" He was laughing.
But Itami Airport was slippery.
Itami Airport was slippery.
It looked like a new airport.
It's not cheating or anything like that.
It's Koumoto.
Koumoto asked Daigo for advice.
Advice?
He asked Daigo for advice about how to stop peeing.
And Daigo looked like he couldn't stop laughing.
And Daigo was helping Daigo.
So Koumoto and Daigo...
It's not like you're cheating or anything like that.
But you should talk to girls.
If you meet girls...
If you make a cute gesture or something like that when you eat...
If you stand up, it's okay.
It means you had a successful meeting.
So Koumoto said you should stand up during eating.
He said you should stand up during eating.
So you two took your seats.
And a friend of yours came.
So I went to pick you up and picked you up first.
And when I came in...
Koumoto was already the representative of the cabaret club.
And when I came in...
Koumoto, Tanada, Rendou, Tanada, Asuto...
What's going on?
He's not worried at all.
If that's the case, it's a fraud.
It's just salt.
It's about a guy named Daigo.
Koumoto wasn't standing up.
And when Daigo was worried...
He was eating his first grilled chicken...
And thought there wasn't enough stimulation...
But there was one girl who wouldn't listen to me.
That's why you took a seat while sitting with us.
That's why you took a seat with us.
Koumoto!
It's "koumoto"!
Ow!
That's "koumoto"!
"Koumoto" - "koumoto"
- "Koumoto" - "koumoto"
How filthy...
The words are filthy!
"Zai" is joking about when drinking, but I don't think it's filthy.
But "Zai" is really fast.
- "Zai" is... - Their behavior...
- But "Tsuda" is fast too! - "Tsuda" is...
"Tsuda" recently went to the Oita after a tremendous success.
He paid with a card, and "Zai" received a request from Russia.
(Okay. Let's go)
(I'm scared)
(Should we go now?)
(I'm scared)
(Russia is shooting us)
(Russia is attacking us)
(What's this?)
(I don't care!)
(You know nothing)
9:30 p.m.
Hamada notices some equipment
Thank you for watching.
Matsumoto's notebook
Thank god it wasn't only me
There was everyone
I didn't know
To be honest
When I saw it on the bus
Yes
It might only be me
That means there is something
I think there is something
That's right
As Matsumoto predicted
This notebook
After this, a huge riot broke out
Police station work
14 hours
Besides 5 people who look tired
A big incident that shook the first generation occurred
Emergency! Emergency!
A murder occurred in the police station
Everyone gather up for action
Everyone, a big incident occurred
Will you come out for action now?
In the police station
Did that happen?
I'm in trouble
Everyone, this way
There is a seat in front of you, so don't sit
What is this?
Just now, in my book
There is information that the murderer who killed three people is missing
I will now point out the murderer
If the murderer is found
The punishment will be executed here
And that punishment is...this!
Shogeki Binta Machine's Cho-no-kun.
I see.
First of all, let's see how much Binta this machine can make.
Please prepare that.
Well, well, well...
For example...
It's a dummy doll, Kosei-kun.
Using this Kosei-kun, we'll show you Binta's power.
Shogeki Binta Machine Cho-no-kun.
Its power is...
Binta Machine Cho-no-kun.
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Activate!
The culprit will eat this Binta.
Is it okay?
Yes, yes, yes...
Well, let's find out who the culprit is.
Gakki! What are you guys doing?!
Is it okay?!
Well, let's find out who the culprit is.
Gakki! What are you guys doing?!
Is it okay?!
What are you guys doing?!
No, Binta Machine...
This year...
Binta Machine! Are you kidding me?!
But Cho-no-san said he wouldn't do Binta anymore.
Lip service.
That's it.
Lip service.
It's solved.
Ouch!
Lip service.
It's solved.
Hey! Explain it!
Let me explain it again.
This case is a cruel one that kills the whole family of three.
Unfortunately, no one survived.
However, Dolphin-chan, who was loved by her family, was safe.
She remembers the smell of the criminal for sure.
So, I will show you Dolphin-chan now.
If she smells of the criminal, she will bark for sure.
Now, the butler of Suntiton, Dolphin-chan, please come here.
Oh, it hurts.
Now, Cho-no-san, please take care of the rest.
Okay.
Hey! Are you listening?!
You guys...
Prepare your notebooks.
They are in your pockets, right?
Hey! Prepare your notebooks!
If you smell the notebook of five people and if Dolphin-chan barks, you are the criminal.
- Tadoka! - Yes?
- Give me your notebook. - Yes.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Honestly. - Yes.
The culprit...
Is it you, Tanaka?
No.
No response.
- Endo. - Yes.
- It's not you? - No.
- No? - No.
The culprit...
- Is it you? - No.
- No response. - No.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Honestly. - Yes.
The culprit...
- Is it you? - No.
No.
No response!
There are only two people left.
- Matsumoto. - Yes.
Give me the notebook.
The culprit is Matsumoto. Is it you?
No, it's not me.
Out!
That's enough!
But, Dorowin-chan...
Were you at the scene?
No, I wasn't. I really wasn't.
Hosei-kun rubbed his palm against me.
You weren't there?
Hey!
Please leave.
Before that...
Let's check the situation.
Yes, please do so.
Yoshimoto, sit down.
What? Wait...
You are honest.
The culprit is...
Hosei!
No, it's not me!
It's you!
It's Matsumoto!
Dorowin, is it not you?
Dorowin...
It's you!
Is it not you?
But, when Matsumoto-san was there...
I was able to smile.
Dorowin-chan...
It's not you, is it?
Matsumoto!
Normally, Hosei would be able to catch Dorowin- chan.
But...
Matsumoto was able to catch him.
What a situation!
It's not me...
It's not you?
It's not me.
Alright! Matsumoto! Get up!
Are you serious?
Hey!
Matsumoto-san!
There are many things...
Yes!
Chonan-san, Matsumoto-san will do it!
Hey!
I'm ready!
What are you doing?
There are some unexpected things...
Unexpected...
I'd like to emphasize the flow...
What should I do?
Kanada! Endo! Last one!
Are you serious?
This is not right...
Are you serious?
Are you okay?
Ouch!
No, no, no...
This is really...
The flow...
This can't be helped!
No, no, this is weird!
No, no, no...
This can't be helped!
But...
Please get up!
Alright!
What's wrong?
No, no, no...
Something's wrong...
Matsumoto!
Wait, Chonan-san...
One more time...
What?
Dogs can't be helped...
Hey!
The dog reacted...
Your smell...
Do you understand?
It can't be helped.
Kosei, Tamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
I can't do it anymore.
I'm sweating.
Ouch!
It's about all of us.
I can't do it anymore.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to quit my job.
No, I'm serious.
You're always working out.
But it's not like that at all.
Why do you say that?
Why do you always work out?
Kosei, Tamada...
I'm sweating.
Please give me a break.
I don't know...
I really don't know...
It's unexpected.
It happens in this age.
It's not good.
It's not bad.
Ouch!
It hurts!
It really hurts!
Kosei, Tamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
I can't do it anymore.
It hurts!
I can't do it anymore!
I'm serious!
You're working out!
Prepare yourself!
Be a man!
It really happens, doesn't it?
It happens! It definitely happens!
Be a man!
I know. It definitely happens.
Be a man!
Kosei, Tamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
Chono san, are you serious?
Natsuboto! Yes!
Do you have a problem?
No...
Okay, you don't!
It's so hot!
Natsuboto! Yes!
Are you ready?
It's so hot!
Close your mouth!
Okay, let's do it!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
There is a mistake.
The dog you saw earlier had nothing to do with you.
What?!
I'm sorry!
The real Dolphin was in a different place!
Oh, come on!
This is the real Dolphin!
Natsuboto! Yes!
Go back! Yes!
Thank you!
It's so hot!
The real Dolphin is looking for the culprit again!
This time, the one who was barked at is the culprit!
Tanaka! Yes!
Are you okay?
It's not me!
Culprit!
Tanaka!
Is it you?!
No!
No reaction!
And...
No reaction to Endo Hamada's notebook, either.
No reaction!
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Is there anyone at the scene? - No.
Shh!
The culprit!
Matsumoto!
Is it you?
No!
No reaction!
You're the only one.
Give me the notebook.
You're honest.
The culprit!
Horse!
- Is it you?! - No!
Matsumoto! Hamada! Endo! Tanaka! Out!
- No reaction! - No reaction!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
Ouch!
- That was close! - Ouch!
- Mr. Chong. - What?
I saw it all on Friday.
- I'll punish Hino for this! - Shut up!
Matsumoto! Hamada! Endo! Tanaka! Out!
You're the only one.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
If you do that, I won't say anything.
I won't let you talk.
Shut up!
Stand up first.
You're the only one who can do it, you know?
I read the magazine and said it in various programs.
What did you say?
Matsumoto, Yamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
I can't do it.
I can't do it, but...
Stand up first!
Hey!
There's no lip service or anything like that!
He's so cool.
Are you ready?
Don't kill me.
Are you ready?
You really wrote it, didn't you?
You said you wouldn't do it.
I've said it in various programs.
It's lip service.
What is that?!
Yamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
You should have asked me normally!
Hey!
This year...
it's you.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
I know you're going to kill me, but...
a month ago, I got...
osteoporosis.
What is it?
I got it.
I was told I shouldn't do it.
You weren't told?
Which one?
You're just saying it.
Hey!
Wait a minute.
I looked it up on the Internet.
I looked it up on the Internet and it says it here.
Matsumoto, Yamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
It's true.
It's working, but...
Ouch!
Hey!
It's got nothing to do with you!
You know what?
I'll fix it in one shot!
Hey, you're making fun of me, aren't you?
I'm making fun of you.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
All right.
I don't need that kind of praise.
I'll take it!
You're right.
All right.
But listen to me for a second.
What is it?!
That blonde...
Can you hit me with that one shot?
What are you doing?!
Yamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
What?!
Don't say that.
Why?!
Ouch!
Hey!
Why are you defending Matsumoto?
Because he was praised!
The first dolphin was praised!
That was a different dolphin!
It's the same! Say the truth!
It's a different dolphin!
Say the truth, you bastard!
All right!
Ouch!
Forget it.
It's none of his business.
You're the culprit, you know?
Right?
Okay.
All right.
Let's do the countdown.
Hey!
Close your eyes!
Shall we start with five or three?
Which is it?
Let's start with five!
Matsumoto, Yamada, Rendo, Tanaka, out!
It's like he wants it.
Ouch!
Hey, don't run away!
Let's go!
Go!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Get!
Why do you say like that?
It's over.
Matsumoto! Kamada! Endo! Kanaka!
It's over!
It hurts!
Bye-bye!
It hurts!
As the night deepens, trouble increases in the custody.
Everyone, listen up!
A violent gang is standing and trying to suppress it.
It's like a confrontation between the police and bloodshed.
It's about time, isn't it?
Will you go and stop them?
It's a confrontation, isn't it?
We can't go and do anything.
Everyone, get on!
Five people get on the bus and suppress the trouble, not the police car.
It's those men who are fighting there.
What are you doing here?
We're at a convenience store.
Sit down!
Shut up and watch!
Sit down.
What do you think, Ueshiba?
You're the one who started it.
What do you think?
You're the one who started it.
What do you think?
Let's do it!
This year's second generation,
46-year-old comedians from Keikinmunden
will be hosting the
Kanadahari Festival.
I'm going to win the "F" class.
Me too!
I'm going to win the "popular" class!
Me too!
I'm going to win the "popular" class!
We'll go first.
Okay!
Bring me that!
This is a gift of death.
A gift of death?
You'll be given a toy,
and for 60 seconds,
you have to be happy like a child.
End.
Pause.
It's a record.
Harajishi!
Will you be my child?
Please!
Start!
What's this?
That's it!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
Where? Where?
Isn't that a bit much?
That's not right!
Where is he hiding?
Where is he?
Where has he gone?
Where is the thief?
It hurts!
Ouch!
Next, Iwao and Tanaka will do a tricky "slow motion look this way" and compete.
Who should I hit?
You should hit him!
I lost!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Stop it!
OK!
This is the third one!
Stop it!
You're mean!
Stop it!
Stop it, Aiko!
Stop it!
You're all innocent!
Stop it!
I'm so tired.
You were so excited while you were fighting!
You were so happy and excited!
You're a fool!
You're all innocent!
Bring it!
What's that?
You idiot! What's that?
This is a character who can't stand fireworks on his butt!
I'm a leader who's confident about my butt!
All right! Let's do it!
Hey, you scared?
You scared me!
With this little firework!
All right!
Bring it!
All right!
I'm bringing it!
You're all innocent!
It's so hot!
You're all innocent!
It hurts!
Knife leader!
I told you it's hot but you said it's fun
Let's stop this little game and bring me that!
That's right
What is it?
Tickling torture machine!
You enter a box made of special rubber
When you breathe in, your body is tightened and your skin becomes super sensitive
In that state, no matter how much you are tickled, you don't speak out
Kuro-chan, say it!
Wait, Kuro-chan...
It's fine, it's fine
You're the best
Let's do it. Let's do it!
Then, do your best, Kuro-chan
No problem
Kuro-chan, you're fine, right?
Yes!
I'm definitely going to win!
So, her body will be damaged
Are you okay, you!
Then, please save me!
I'll save you, Kuro-chan!
Yes!
[Music plays]
[Laughter]
It's dark, dark!
Oh, here it comes!
Wow!
What is this?
Here it comes.
Are you ready, Iwamoto-san?
Yes!
Then, 60 seconds!
Ready!
Start!
[Airhorn sounds]
Stop blowing!
Give me a clap!
(laughter)
It's not hard anymore.
What's wrong?
(laughter)
What's this?
It's not hard!
It was nothing. Why is it like this?
It's hard!
Gomiya is watching you.
It hurts!
(laughter)
Gomiya is watching you.
(laughter)
Gomiya is watching you.
You are not Gomiya.
I am Gomiya.
Gomiya is watching you.
(laughter)
(music)
(laughter)
Hit him!
(laughter)
It's almost time for the climax.
Bring it on!
What is it?!
I am Gomiya.
I am the master of invention.
(laughter)
The CO2 gas cylinder is placed between the chairs.
The cylinder is blown up and spins around.
Gomiya is eating hot soba while spinning around in hell.
Gomiya is watching you.
(burp)
Why are you burping?
(laughter)
Ready...
Start!
(music)
This is amazing.
(laughter)
(music)
(laughter)
(music)
(laughter)
I can't do this.
(laughter)
(music)
It's like a cartoon.
(laughter)
Why are you throwing me?!
(music)
Why are you throwing me?!
Stop it!
(laughter)
Stop it!
You look like you are a big man!
(laughter)
Stop it!
(laughter)
Next is a test of guts to decide who the racoon is no matter what happens.
From Ueshiba-gun, it's leader Ueshiba.
From title-dagger-gun, it's you-know-who Shinobu.
Seriously?
Seriously, please!
Please, really!
You left us no choice!
Then, you guys go over there.
Shinobu, you're not aiming for it, right?
It's close.
It's special today.
Both companies have sold their tanukis.
First, a flash cotton was found on Shinobu's neck.
It's huge!
It's big!
Are you okay?
You'll wake up if you hit Shinobu.
Are you okay, Shinobu?
I'm totally fine.
I'm going.
Shinobu's going.
I'm going.
It burned so much.
Why is it so scary?
It's scary.
Ouch!
Shinobu didn't wake up at all.
Next, a freshly baked crepe was placed on Wisman's face.
Are you okay?
You're hungry, aren't you?
I'm going.
Don't run away!
I'm going!
You can go now.
It's freshly baked.
You're eating it again!
It's chicken.
Come closer and come this way.
It's chicken.
It doesn't smell at all.
Hold your hand.
This one too, this one too.
Hold your feet.
Hold your feet, hold your feet.
I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
It's here!
It's here! It's here!
I'm going to throw you!
He threw me!
Ouch!
I'm going to throw you!
He threw me with his hands!
I'm going to throw you!
I'm going to wake you up normally!
Ouch!
It's been 16 hours since he started working.
Tanaka doesn't scold you, does he?
Well...
I don't know about that.
Is Kokoriko stupid?
Stupid?
She's not stupid.
But she's the most embarrassing one, like Yama- chan.
She didn't mean to.
Tanaka-san lifted her up and...
Can you reenact it?
Can you?
I don't know about that.
Tanaka's head is like...
It smells like vinegar.
Like this.
Wait a minute.
Hey, someone, kick him!
Stop it!
Hey!
Ouch!
Hey!
Ouch!
Stretch!
Tanaka! Tanaka! Out!
Stretch! Don't stretch!
Ouch!
What's up with you, Hamba?
It's not working at all.
It's not working at all, Hamba!
It's Tanaka's fault, too. He should have drawn it earlier.
No, I thought it didn't matter. I thought it was a reproduction of the picture.
Well, it's a result, but because Tanaka didn't draw it, it became a famous line, right?
Stretch! Stretch! Stretch! Don't stretch!
It's a famous line like "Stretch! Don't stretch!"
No, it's not.
You're wrong.
I really don't know.
I don't know the difference.
You're a different person and you have different senses.
I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
It's pretty heavy.
It is heavy...
Shut up!
You're a monster!
Ouch!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
It can't be...
Yuta, Tokoyami, you're on TV, what's up with you?
It came out, and it stinks.
I didn't know.
Really?
I didn't know.
What is "my sense"?
"My sense"!
Hey, do you need it?
Hey!
Do you know what "my sense" is?
It's rare, isn't it?
You really said it, didn't you?
Do you know what it is?
"My sense"?
Yes, I did say it.
Yes, you did say it.
Jien, Jien, Jien.
You said 'one shot', didn't you?
It sounded good,
but you were noisy,
and I couldn't hear you,
so I said it quietly,
and I thought of saying it,
but you said it more than eight times,
and I thought of adding the sound
from the last two times,
but you said it more than eight times,
so I added it three times.
Jien, Jien, Jien.
What are you doing?
Out!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.
What are you doing?
Out!
Tanaka, say it.
What?
Is this for real?
Hey, Tanaka, say it!
What?
Hey, Tanaka, say it!
He said it different from you.
Hey, I really said it different from you!
How about 'is this for real?'
Excuse me.
What is that?
I've got this!
I've got it.
This is the only rule.
And it's New Year's Eve.
New Year's Eve is the worst.
My stomach hurts.
Doesn't it smell like poop?
I don't think so.
Really?
Poop is...
Excuse me.
From here to there, right?
From there to there, right?
Yes.
That's fine.
It doesn't smell like poop.
It's coming up from somewhere.
The boundary of next year.
You keep saying 'it doesn't smell.'
It doesn't ruin it.
It doesn't run down.
It doesn't.
It stinks!
I'm embarrassed.
Me too.
Stop it.
Even though I'm the second half, I'm embarrassed.
1:30 a.m.
Only a few police officers are left.
Five people.
The last trial.
We did it.
Mom, read me a picture book.
Today, I will read you a special picture book.
What is it about?
It's about how five wargays eat a monster they love.
Sounds interesting. Read it to me.
Come here.
Let's go.
Once upon a time,
Matsumoto Hamada, Hosei Endo, and Tanaka
were in a comedy show called "Tanaka".
When the five of them were talking in a room,
a masked group appeared and took Hosei and Endo away.
Endo and Hosei took Hosei and Endo away.
Ah...
Where are Hosei and Endo?
Then, again...
Hey, hey, daddy, what happened to Hosei and Endo?
Hosei and Endo were once again taken away by the masked group.
It's scary.
It's scary. It's scary.
Didn't Hosei and Endo like the masked group?
They were white-colored.
Their white-colored clothes touched my whole life.
Then, we have to go and help Hosei and Endo.
But, we can laugh from now on, but we can't be surprised.
Special rules at midnight.
Why do they do this to me when I don't have any energy left?
Special rules at midnight.
American police can't be surprised.
Hosei and Endo are trapped in a warehouse on the ground.
To rescue Hosei and Endo, the three of them aim for the warehouse.
It's dangerous.
Where is the shelf?
Behind me.
It's dangerous if it's a door.
Is it?
Yes.
Is it big or small?
I'm scared.
Wow.
What is it?
It says something.
Determine the representative and pull the string.
Pull it.
Am I the representative?
Yes.
I can't reach it.
No, you can.
I can't reach it.
That's right.
It's hard to reach.
Let's do it in order.
I'll do it.
Please accept it.
What is it?
It's a small gift from me.
It's a tongue of Lord Takagi, who mainly eats rice in agriculture and deals with talent and welfare.
What are you talking about?
It's not like this.
What is it?
This is already...
I pulled it earlier.
No, it's you for that reason.
I'll do this and do it two times each.
I'll pull it.
Oh, my God!
As you know, the main member of the Kashida family,
he has an amateurish hobby of sailing.
He is Mr. Kazuki Enagi,
aka "the skinny meat hanging from the heels of Akidesuka".
(Laughing)
On the other hand, these two are in "relaxing" mode.
How old are you now?
One year and seven months old.
(Laughing)
And about ten days...
Before you die?
It's important.
You have three children, right?
Yes.
A fourteen-year-old sister and a one-year-old daughter.
It's like a cut-off period.
We are the first generation to be born.
You are fifteen years old.
Yes.
You look like Ishida Junichi-san.
(Laughing)
It's hard, isn't it?
It's not enough.
Right?
Yes.
(Laughing)
Seven, eight, nine, ten, open six in order and take out what's inside.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
(Laughing)
What is it?
(Laughing)
I don't have any energy.
(Laughing)
Everyone, take it out in order.
Okay.
I'll open seven.
Okay, Amazon, seven.
Seven, right?
Seven, eight, nine...
It's amazing!
Yes, it is.
You should open it.
Everyone, please.
(Laughing)
What is it?
(Laughing)
What is it?
Onion?
There is onion in it.
(Laughing)
Is it meat?
(Laughing)
And they take meat out of locker eight.
From number nine...
Panko?
Panko.
(Laughing)
But you can see what it is, right?
Yes, yes.
What?
There is nothing.
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
What is it?
(Laughing)
Wow!
(Laughing)
Panko!
(Laughing)
I ate it all.
(Laughing)
I ate it all.
Hamburg.
This city hasn't changed.
Hamburg.
Have you forgotten me?
It's me!
Hamburg!
(Laughing)
(Banging)
Damn it.
What?
Hamburg?
(Laughing)
Hamburg.
Why?
Then, I will tell you a hot joke.
Macchan!
If you want to give your children New Year's money, you should give them 1,129 yen.
What?
Why do you think it's expensive?
One, one, two, nine.
Yes.
It's hard to say.
Hamburg!
(Laughing)
(Banging)
I'm surprised.
I'm really surprised.
I'm surprised.
It's a lie.
You have a great voice.
Music, please!
Let's go!
One!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
(Banging)
I got shot.
I got shot, too.
I burned your bread.
It's all in your hair.
Really?
(Sighing)
Where is the warehouse?
Yes.
(Banging)
(Screaming)
(Banging)
(Laughing)
I'm at the American Diet Police facility.
(Laughing)
There are many people here.
I'd like to report.
Mr. Kamada.
You're a human rights activist.
What do you think of your wife?
I hope she works hard for me.
She loves you very much.
I'm impressed.
Next, Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes.
If you work part-time...
Yes, town work.
(Laughing)
If you work part-time...
I see.
If you work part-time...
Town work!
(Laughing)
Lastly, Mr. Matsumoto, please give us a powerful comment.
If you work part-time...
(Banging)
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
(Banging)
(Laughing)
(Banging)
(Laughing)
You're funny.
You're one of the most annoying people this year.
(Laughing)
(Barking)
The path to the rescue is still narrow.
The ordeals continue.
What is this?
Wait here.
Really? Why?
What do you mean, "Wait here"?
There she is!
Fabulous!
This is tough.
It's tough for Rika-san, isn't it?
Don't say that.
Are you hungry?
Yes, we are hungry.
We are...
"Sexy American Boys Who Survive Autumn"!
Oh, yes.
Thanks to you, we were able to transfer our seniors.
Well, I wonder what that means.
Our new seniors...
I mean, our seniors who were transferred...
We would like to say hello to you.
Are you ready?
Oh, yes.
Then, let's begin!
Who is it?
Hello.
She's walking very slowly.
Who is it?
It's sexy charisma.
You stink!
It's William "Bed" River.
"Bed" River?
It's empty.
Oh!
Ah!
It's hard.
What is it?
I want to put it in.
I couldn't take it off.
Surprise!
I did it.
After a long greeting, they tell us the route to the warehouse where Hosei and Endo are imprisoned.
But it is pitch black darkness.
If we don't go this way, it is impossible to rescue Hosei and Endo.
From now on, we will show you the cameras and security cameras entrusted to the taraka.
Please be careful.
It's close.
It seems so.
Wow!
This way. It's straight.
I'm scared.
What?
What is it?
I feel like I'm getting stronger.
It's funny.
What is it?
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
These are my new clothes!
What are you doing to me?
What are you doing?
I'm so angry!
Today is the last day!
I'm so angry!
What are you doing?
It looks like a sign.
Yes, it looks like a sign.
If you draw a fortune-teller's love fortune, you will be trapped.
But...
Let me think about it.
There is no room for discussion.
Of course, it is illegal to draw a fortune.
Did you draw it?
No.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of it.
Is it this one?
I told you so.
What is it?
This is bad.
What is it?
This is bad.
I can't stand it.
Where did it go?
- It's scary, it's scary! - Scary!
Scary!
I got use to it now.
- Scary! Really scary! - It's huge!
- Scary! - What was it?
A huge girl like...
Like a girl's clothing.
But it was huge.
- Here it is. - Here it is.
- Good job. - Here it is.
- Here it is.
- Good job. - That was really hard.
He safely rescued Kosei and Endo.
- Good job. - Good job.
Then...
Everyone, you're all dressed up. My name is Elegant Me.
Oh my, everyone, you're quite noisy.
Oh, oh, at the end, at the end, I'll give you a present. If you like it, please accept it!
Wow!
Here we go
Are you ready?
Here we go
Alright
Oh no
He spent a lot of money on this
Rotten Rotten
Ladies and gentlemen
This is the championship
Ladies and gentlemen
Rotten
Oh no
It's hot
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- They really are! - They really are!
3 a.m.
This year, as "Newcomer American Police",
five men have completed a tough mission.
After overcoming many hardships,
they have finally reached this moment.
Is everyone okay?
It's been a long time.
Our "American Police" training is now over.
You all worked hard.
Let's go.
- It's over. - It's over.
Huh?
- Who is it? - Oh, good morning, Mr. Pon!
I'm the chief of change, Mr. Pon!
Nice to meet you!
This year, I'll end it with a riddle.
Please end it with a riddle.
Let's start with "police".
- No, no, Mr. Pon! - No, no, Mr. Pon!
- Like a screw... - Ri...
- Skunk... - Skunk...
Skunk...
- Why? - Come on, man!
We gotta go! We gotta leave!
- We gotta leave! - Yeah!
- We gotta go, man! - You gotta go!
- We gotta go! - Go, go, go!
- It's dangerous, man. - Come on, man!
It's dangerous, man.
- Well, everyone, thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- It's 318 yen! - It's 318 yen!
- Wow! - It's crazy!
This year too, it's a messy and sad start
Without looking around, I'm alone at night
Laughing outside, I'm in trouble
Ah, this kind of song...
One day, I'll sing it on top of the heat
Laughing and laughing, I'll laugh out loud, baby
In the sky of time, I'm in trouble
Once again, my dream is broken
My tears overflow
The sound of my flybike disappears
The camera shows me
What can I do about it?
As it is, I'm sad
If I'm wearing a mask, I'll cry
If I'm naked as it is, I'll cry
When you wear a mask, you say it's ugly
Are there real people in there?
Someone's emotions are
Simply kicked away
Don't stop crying
Until it clears up
As it is, it's ugly
Simply kicked away
Get down on your knees
Always a hot team battle Every year it overflows
You just have to open up your true expectations and leave it as it is
I can't read the heavy burden reflected on the TV in front of you
I want to laugh again at the end I want to laugh again at the end
I don't care if you don't have it, I'll buy you pants, that's all I need
The reason why the theater that was kicked out until spring was brought up to the ceiling is to ignore the director forever.
Meeting you, chasing my dream, one by one, I got tired and worried again.
"Which one of us is dirty?" I thought as much as I could, but my heart was broken.
My heart was broken by your touch.
I cried and my face was crushed. I just kept running.
You kicked me in my guts.
I'm getting stronger and stronger with each kick.
I'm walking through my old past.
I'm getting stronger and stronger with each kick.
I cried of fear.
Let me hear it all.
Cry, laugh, cry as many times as you like.
Laugh at this year's musical instrument.
Try shedding tears until you get tired of it.
Overflowing laughter is a year of tiring days.
Laugh it off and forget about it.
Don't be angry about a little bit of excitement.
Try laughing as many times as you like.
Laugh it off and forget about it.
Thank you!
I wish you good luck and health!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm old now.
There were many things.
This year, too, I chose Mr. Ho-san.
Mr. Ho-san.
I was excited at that time, but I was surprised that it was Mr. Matsumoto.
When I saw the staff, Mr. Matsumoto...
Sorry.
I thought I could watch this.
You must have been happy.
It doesn't matter if I'm killed in the end,
but please kill my blonde hair, too.
My pain won't go away, will it?
It won't go away, but I want you to feel the pain a little bit.
It won't go away, will it?
Not at all.
No, no, no.
That's all for today.
Thank you for using me as a kid again in 2018!
Thank you!