AISubs v3.5
Emotional greed.
At that moment, people clap their hands of praise.
The strongest of musical instruments!
The series that you can't laugh at this year is...
"American Pulse"!
The one who laughs and the one who endures it will win for real!
Of course, our guests are the strongest women in history!
"Girira Gorikku"!
What's up with you?!
"Gotou no Netarashu"!
There's no place for you to run away!
"Kokorotto"!
For the first time in the series, we'll surprise you with comedy!
A super-stretchy first episode!
A shocking first speech!
It's beyond our expectations!
You can't laugh at that!
"Dōnarū Hōsē"!
A super-popular actor will appear in a movie!
I'll lick you!
"Shinya no Hitojichi Dakkan Sakusen"!
Don't miss it until the climax!
"Waraippon no Ukujikan"!
A little more special than "Ōmitoka"!
You can't laugh at that! "American Pulse" at 24 o'clock!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Today, we're here again.
Yes, we are.
This program will make you grow old.
Yes, it will.
It's the second time.
We, the general board of Kohaku, have refused.
Kohaku has refused.
We have refused.
That's why we're here.
I didn't know that.
I thought you wouldn't come.
You looked like you wouldn't come.
I thought you wouldn't come.
The morning has begun.
The sunlight welcomes men.
I think this is the best moment of the year.
It's still warm.
I'm looking forward to it.
The weather is good.
It's warm.
That's right.
It's warm.
I'm waiting for you here.
Hey what are you doing?
Police
This is for me
Who has police in here?
Is it okay?
What's up with you?
It's not okay
What is this?
Police is not okay
Why not?
They are having fun
He is so funny
Good morning
Good morning, guys!
Are you Japanese comedian?
Or hamburger?
Mr. Tanaka?
I'm comedian.
Oh, yes! Hamburger!
Great! Fantastic! Hamburger!
Please, shake hands!
Are you serious?
It's American joke!
You don't know anything about American culture, do you?
American culture?
Japanese TV shows are always in the city.
Don't say that!
By the way...
You suddenly changed your tone.
It's like...
A little.
It's not intense.
It's scary.
Today's theme is American...
...Police!
It's none of your business!
Why is it American Police?
It's none of your business!
This is Chiba.
This time...
This is the first Japanese branch established by the US Police Department.
We want you to protect the peace of Japan.
And so...
Green becomes a newbie American Police officer...
and takes on a tough job.
Look at that picture!
You're an American Police officer, but what's with that outfit?
I've prepared a change of clothes for you.
Can you go change now?
A big step towards becoming an American Police officer.
Changing into appropriate clothes.
It's been two years since we last had a meeting like this.
Is everyone ready?
Yes!
Then I'll have you come out in order.
Matsumoto!
Yes!
Come on!
Thank you!
American...
Powerful...
Police...
Yes!
Next, Endo!
Yes!
You're a tough guy.
As always, you're a tough guy.
Thank you!
You're an American...
Handsome...
Police officer, right?
Thank you!
Next, Tanaka!
Huh? There's a lot going on.
Is it you again, Yosuta?
You're an American...
Stiff...
Police officer, right?
Stiff...
Police officer...
Next, Kosei!
Yes!
So cute! So many of you are cute!
American Angel Police, right? Thank you!
Next, Hamada!
Yes!
That's why it took you so long!
You came all the way here and took me all the way here...
I didn't know it would be like this...
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Thank you for coming!
But you're a police officer, right?
Yes, that's right!
I'm used to it now...
Why?
I'm used to it now...
I don't know if I'll be with you forever!
I don't know...
That's right...
You're a police officer and a police officer, right?
Wow...
That's right...
That's unfair...
The rules are simple...
No matter what happens between police officers and police officers, you must not laugh!
That's all!
Everyone, the police bus is coming, so let's go!
Can we go back this far?
It's like breaking the rules.
This way.
A harsh task approaches one by one.
The police station, which is the stage, is revealed after this.
Everyone, the bus is here!
Is this really a bus?
It's close.
Was this bus exposed on Twitter or something?
It's crazy.
Heipo District Omame Central Police Station.
This is the name of the police station we're going to now.
Why is he so great?
He's not great at all!
He was eating kongoro soba when he was fat.
With a face like a Chinese restaurant owner.
Heipo District Omame Central Police Station.
Bus to work.
With this bus, which is based on the novelist Heipo Police,
they head for the police station.
Everyone, get ready.
Let's get in.
It has nothing to do with me.
It can't be helped.
That's right.
Let's get going!
It's mustard.
I don't know...
Nobody is doing anything.
No one is doing anything.
Tonight is not a good night.
You can't do this.
Listen, hey.
If you go inside, you'll see the black man is breaking up with you.
That's right.
I don't know who is breaking up with whom.
Let's go inside.
Not this time.
It's not good.
That might be better.
Yeah, it's getting better and better.
Oh, it went in.
No, no, it's impossible.
It's impossible.
Oh, it went in.
It went in!
I held it in until it went in.
It went in.
No, no, it went in earlier.
It went in!
Oh, it went in.
Please don't make that face.
No, it's fine.
That face is no good.
What is that?
Hurry up and get in!
I'm sorry.
I'm getting in!
Just like always.
This is bad.
The bus finally leaves for the police station.
What awaits them ahead of them?
I don't know who it is, but I'm sure it's coming.
The bridge was dropped earlier.
And...
The person coming...
Chikakerugawa...
Chikakerugawa, on the other hand...
First of all, it's a bridge, isn't it bad?
Hehehe...
You can't laugh like that!
I can't even speak.
It's like when I was in middle school.
You're out!
It's not like that!
Yeah, you can't laugh like that.
What a shame.
I'm happy. I'm enjoying it.
No, I'm sorry.
They can't laugh anymore.
And they're about to destroy Hamada.
However...
The laughing assassins...
Will invite those five assassins to another hell.
Ouch...
Step out.
Matsumoto, out!
I won't say it.
You won't say it clearly.
I won't say it.
You won't say it.
I won't say it.
It's hot.
Let's take it off.
I'm hot.
He said it clearly.
You're burned.
Churu churu.
Churu churu?
Do you eat churu churu?
Let's eat churu churu.
It's too early.
I don't think it's good.
Churu churu.
You'll be scolded.
It's good.
It hurts.
I'm not saying it clearly.
I won't say it clearly.
Churu churu?
Yes.
Okay.
You're too much.
You have to eat it all.
You're too much.
You have to eat it all.
I want to eat it too!
I don't want it.
It's in the chopstick.
I don't want it.
You can eat it in the chopstick.
Are you okay?
Out!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work.
Don't hit me.
It's different.
Your body shape is different too.
Let's go home.
I don't want it.
You really don't want it?
Yes.
Stop it!
I don't want it!
You don't usually say that.
Shut up!
I don't want it.
Shut up!
I don't want it.
They kill each other.
The punishment is...
The smell of blind people.
Are we going to stay here?
Are we there yet?
Good morning.
What's that flashy woman you were with last time?
She's Entry No.19. She's the president of an apparel company.
Her annual salary is 300 million yen.
As expected of our host club's No. 1, right, Eito?
But I heard you've been in trouble lately because of some weird woman?
She suddenly appeared and kissed me.
So you're bragging about it in the end?
No, that woman is dangerous. If she kisses me, I'll die.
She's that dangerous?
That's dangerous.
Hey, Eito. Is she that woman?
There she is! She's that weird woman!
You should die.
Stop it!
Wait, wait, wait!
Why do you kiss Eito and try to kill him?
But there are people in this world who should die more!
People who should die more...
Like this guy, for example.
Ah, that's right.
This guy...
From his extreme stupidity complex...
He tried to get his son into private school...
He tried teaching English in a video on the internet...
But in the end, without being able to understand a single word...
He turned off the power without saying a word.
The size of his brain is only about the size of a pumpkin seed!
I know that too.
But recently, his partner, Tanaka, has a lot of work ahead of him...
Due to the stress of being alone, he went horseback riding...
And stole a few million yen!
Ouch!
I didn't steal it, I didn't steal it...
There are still people who should die here!
Like him.
Ah, that's right!
When he went to the shrine to pray for the success of the Tsukitei Hosei Dokuen Association,
he tried to get power from a 400-year-old priest, and the moment he hugged him,
he was wrapped up in guerrilla gore!
Are you okay?
You were wrapped up in guerrilla gore, weren't you?
I know about it, too!
Moreover, he still continues to manufacture and sell dark goods that his company got angry at him last year,
and he recently made a Yazawa station-based Tsukitei Hosei scarf towel!
Who bought it?!
And it's said to be on sale!
It's dark!
You should quit it!
Let's talk about it!
You should quit it!
Ouch!
You found out, didn't you?
Ouch!
Get a hold of yourself.
You know, guerrilla gore is...
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
There are other people who should die.
Like him!
Oh, that's right!
When he went to eat with his wife and children,
he always started a mini-contest to see who would pay for the meal,
and when he went home, he did it for about 20 minutes forever.
He's a couple-friendly-appealing-mini-contest guy!
I know about it, too!
Moreover, he recently...
And recently, when he went to a power spot in the mountains with his juniors due to heavy snowfall, he forgot to put his cell phone there and went back to get it again.
That's terrible.
Why do you put your cell phone in a power spot?
That's terrible.
Ouch!
There are other people who should die.
Like him.
Oh, right. Like him.
This summer, he went to Disneyland and asked his daughter for her luggage.
Are you okay, Eito?
Can you hold my luggage for me for a second?
Eixo is terrible.
Are you okay, Eito?
What's wrong with you?
Talk to me properly.
Right. This summer, he went to Disneyland and asked his daughter for her luggage.
He was a muscular and fat man with a girl's cute look.
I know it, too.
This is the picture at the time.
Really?
It's not true.
Is it true?
Why do you put your cell phone in a power spot?
That's terrible.
Ouch!
I'm shocked.
Ouch!
I'm shocked.
I can't do it anymore. Let's run away.
It's so fluffy.
It's only been an hour since the beginning.
Five people's tension is declining in a row.
However, the people who are waiting for them will of course not let go of their hands.
All you have to do is catch him.
If you make me cry so much, I'll be killed with a kiss.
New Sunday drama "Final Kiss" starts at 10 p.m. on January 7th.
I was killed by a strange man!
Here we are.
Our longing is downtown.
I've been chasing his back all the time.
I finally got this chance to play a serious game.
Project X?
I've been using natural talent to get insurance.
I've been trying to get out of it with an interesting outfit.
But I was noticed.
Pride as a comic book writer.
That's right.
We only need three or eight microphones and nothing else.
I'll just make you laugh with manzai alone.
It's Chidori's appearance.
Let me tell you a scary story about real experience.
It's a scary story.
The other day, I went to work in Kyushu.
And I stayed overnight.
I see.
I stayed in a hotel that I got for free.
It was a dilapidated hotel.
I didn't like it.
You didn't like it, didn't you?
But I couldn't help it. I was happy.
Is it a spaceship?
Is it a passenger cabin?
It's amazing.
There's an alien stuck in it.
I went to the front of the hotel and asked for a key from Dracula.
And I found Dracula!
I found another one!
It was a western style.
I didn't care about it.
As soon as I entered the room...
I'm sure you've felt it before.
It was an empty room.
But I felt like someone was there.
It was creepy.
It was creepy and I was tired.
I thought I should go to bed.
And I asked the person on the bed to move.
I found another one!
I found two of them!
An hour later...
What happened?
Sadness barrier.
Sadness barrier?
I couldn't move at all.
What is...
what is...
what is sad?
A ghost.
A ghost? What kind of a guy is that?
What kind of a guy is that?
Yeah, a ghost with white clothes and a triangle like this.
Wasn't it on the bed earlier?
That's not a ghost! Anyway, it's a black monster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if you look closely, it's black in some places.
It's just black and white.
That black object fell into my brain and disappeared in front of me.
But before it disappeared, it whispered in my ear like this...
Mouganii ganneganii.
I don't know! I don't know about that!
It was such a scary experience that I fell asleep on my back and an hour and five minutes later...
An hour is fine.
I fell asleep and I'm still sad.
Scary, scary, scary.
This time it's a joke.
What kind of a guy is that?
On my right hand is a kamae.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On my left hand is rice.
It's a farmer's guy!
Yeah, it's a farmer's guy and it fell into my brain and disappeared in front of me!
But before it disappeared, it whispered in my ear like this...
Ogazeganeeheneeh.
I don't know about that!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I can't accept it!
What's wrong with you?
Why did you challenge me to such a game?!
You're the one who's a manzai guy!
What are you going to do at the end of the year?!
You're just like Neta who died!
There's no one like Eddie Murphy who can't do it!
But you're too late to say anything!
That's not true! I did say something!
You didn't say anything, but you said something!
You said something when you said it!
What are you going to do?!
You should have said something earlier!
You're getting worse and worse!
Let's go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
You're such a scary guy!
You're scary!
You should go work in Kyushu.
You should stay overnight in a dilapidated hotel.
You're scary!
You should go home and make videos.
Space war?!
That's too much!
You're stuck here, alien!
Dracula!
You're here!
You're disgusting!
I'm sure you've all felt this before.
You're tired and you want to die.
You go to bed and on top of the bed...
There's another one!
There's another one?!
To know all this stuff?
You're dead!
All you do is talk.
Don't talk?
You're dead!
Don't say ghost stories and stuff like that.
They're coming up!
We're not talking about that!
We're talking about the black monster with black eyes!
Black monster?!
He came out of his bed and cried like...
Again?! Again?!
So old!
It's different
Chanel hand
Right hand ball
Left hand ball
Can you do it?
Fast fast fast
Fast
You suck
Where did you suck at?
I don't know
Don't make fun of me
You're making fun of me
There was a time when Ken forgot to say something and started saying it again
That happened a lot
You did it
When Mata noticed it and started saying it again, Ken started saying it again and it was reversed
It happened a lot
It's a bad thing
There's a part where you don't know what you're singing
The kimo part
Repeat what I say again
The part where you don't know what you're singing is the part where you have to say it carefully
Don't say it without thinking about it
It's important but if you don't say it it's meaningless
Explain it properly
That's scary
Is it a space ship?
I can't get on it.
The alien is stuck.
Then you go to the front and get the key from Dracula.
Dracula came out!
Another one came out!
The evil Western style came out!
I don't care if it's good or bad.
When you enter the room, I'm sure you've felt it before,
it's supposed to be a room with no one in it, but it feels like there's someone in it.
- It's creepy. - It's creepy and you're tired, so you think you should go to bed.
You go to the bed and you look at the person on the bed.
Another one came out!
Two more came out!
- Two of them. - Yeah.
- Secretly. - Secretly!
- What's wrong? - Sadness.
- Sadness? - My body doesn't move at all.
Only my eyes move.
- They move. - There are too many of them!
- Two of them! - I put them in front of me.
- What kind of people are they? - What kind of ghosts are they?
- Ghosts with white clothes and triangles like this. - The one you saw on the bed earlier.
- That's a ghost! - It's not like that.
Anyway, it's a black monster.
I don't know how to explain this blackness,
but I can only say it's black.
If you look closely, it's black in some places.
A black monster comes out of nowhere and shows up in front of me.
It comes in front of me and shows up in front of me!
It's not like that! It's not like that!
It's not like that!
- Turn it around! - Turn it around!
It's a lie!
It's not a lie! It's not a lie!
What's wrong with this motorcycle?
When I'm drunk and have a good time in this motorcycle for the rest of my life,
Everyone is a bike guy from Yogyora.
People think it's more interesting if you come with a bike, so the story is funny!
Everyone, out!
It was perfect timing
Crash!
You should think of a place to crash
What do you mean? I'll break your neck
Takuchi san is in charge of narration
Few hours of long commute remain
The police station is just around the corner.
The bus with five people showed itself to the police station.
But this is not a goal.
It's a new battlefield.
- We're here. - We're here.
- Hey! - Hey!
"Don't Laugh" unit.
Omame Central Police Station in Heipo District.
The police station is where the violent crime and laughable life begin.
A fierce battle against the blind begins.
- Is this it? - Yes.
- This way.
The tools have changed.
Everyone, this is Omame Central Police Station in Heipo District.
And this is my Heipo Police.
Everyone, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Get up!
Let's go.
- There's no explanation. - There's no explanation.
- There's no history. - There's no history.
- You're a little rebellious. - It's nice, isn't it?
This is it.
Omame Central is spacious.
Wait a minute.
You're kidding me, right?
Of course I'm kidding you.
Wow, everyone is editing their own videos.
Are you editing your own videos?
Wow, you guys came in.
Wow, here it is.
Okay, everyone.
Since you've changed your names, please wait in your seats for a while.
Hey, there's something on Akira's face.
Right?
Chucky.
Oh, it's an old photo.
Right?
I did it.
Oh, it's you.
No, it's not me. It's Shio.
I want to pee, too.
What kind of setting is this, Hamada-san?
Me?
Well, it's a little...
It's sticking out.
It's a little outlaw.
It's like an outlaw.
No, but it's hard, but it's hard to pull it out, and it feels weird in my ears.
That's no good.
What?
That's no good.
I want to go to the bathroom, but...
Bathroom?
Yeah, I want to go all the time.
Is this how you do it in Central?
Hey, Hamada.
Yes?
How much do you like it?
I'll change my clothes.
Right?
Huh?
You're nice.
Out!
You're so boring!
I'm grateful.
Don't burn it!
You're so boring!
I'm grateful.
You're so boring!
I'm grateful.
You're so boring!
After one and a half hour,
Hamada's face is finally free from destruction.
But, after this,
a scary story is waiting for you!
At 9:30 a.m.,
before the usual story,
Hamada is waiting for his change of clothes.
This is also a benefit, isn't it?
Because he's not here.
That's right.
We only win.
This is a waste of time.
It's a waste of time.
That's right.
Isn't "normal" an option?
That's not right.
Let's go with "normal" or "as we like".
That's fine, isn't it?
That's "normal".
If you put it like that...
But you won't say "no", will you?
I won't say "no" because if I say "this is it", people will say "it's normal" and I won't say "no".
Say it.
What's up with you?
It's like...
No, no, no...
It's like...
No, no, no...
It's not like that.
Gorgeous.
Let's go home.
I thought the fight was over.
Really?
I was expecting it.
Really?
I have a question.
Why did you put on a design perm?
KOSEI, TANAKA, OUT!
Why did you put on a design perm?
That's right. Come here.
What's this?
It's true.
Come here and put it on.
It's a straight perm.
It's true.
You look strong.
I wanted to open my eyes wider.
It looks stylish.
It might look better with a wave.
It's not noticeable.
How is it?
It's straight and it's separated.
TANAKA, what do you think?
It's amazing.
Yes.
It's good.
Stop it!
Out!
Stop it!
- That's right. - That's right.
- In a place like this... - What do you do?
- What do you do?
- What kind of smell do you make? - You see?
- When you're fighting, right? - When you're fighting.
I've never smelled anything like that.
Do you smell with your underwear?
Then, do you wear underwear with your body?
Underwear.
Yes.
Like a sheet.
- Shall we go to the bathroom? - Yes.
I thought it wouldn't work.
Why did you put it in a cup?
Tell me slowly.
Oh!
Kousei, out!
- What is it? - What?
- Let's not do this. - Eh?
- That... - Kousei, out!
Out!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
It's dangerous, isn't it?
That's right! That's right!
It stinks! It stinks!
It really stinks, doesn't it?
It stinks, doesn't it?
Hamada-san said "m" and it came out, so it came out.
Doesn't it stink?
It stinks, but it can't be helped, can it?
Your head smells.
Out!
What is this?
Out!
Ouch!
Let's stop it.
It's fine.
Well, you can smell it later.
When the camera isn't rolling.
Well,
I think everyone was aware of it, but...
It's an annual event, isn't it?
There's also a DVD.
Oh, I see.
Like "Tanaka"...
I don't know.
"Tanaka"...
If we look at past incidents,
we usually hear "me" or "Tanaka" most of the time.
"Me" or "Tanaka" most of the time.
Why don't we open "me"?
I see.
I don't know.
I see.
I'm scared.
I don't know what's inside.
Well, let's do it.
It's an old one, so it's hard to open it.
There's nothing in there.
Oh, it's here!
It's a DVD.
DVD.
It's a DVD.
It's an annual event, isn't it?
We usually hear "me" or "Tanaka" most of the time.
It doesn't say "me" or "Tanaka".
It only says "DVD".
I see.
I don't like it.
But we can't avoid it.
We have to find a way.
Well...
I don't want it to be just a DVD.
Appearing in "OK! DARK"!
Can these celebrities appear in "No Way! Fantasy"?!
We recorded their conversation with hidden cameras.
We'll have them deliver...
Banana Juice!
LAZER RAM H.G.
Three famous people are participating in this race.
Who is going to host this race?
First of all, this man.
Good morning.
Shinnenji Kobayashi.
Hello.
55 years of history as an actor.
In his movie "Mofuya", he won the best supporting actor award at the Japan Academy Awards.
He also starred in "Meiyuu".
This show is called "Gaki no Tsukai".
Have you seen it before?
Yes, I have.
Thank you.
Of course.
I saw it when I was a kid.
When I went somewhere for the first time.
That was your first "Tsukai".
Not "Gaki no Tsukai".
Oh, "Gaki no Tsukai".
I'm sorry.
Do you know who he is?
Of course.
I personally don't know Matsumoto-san.
What about you, Hamada-san?
Yes, I know him.
Papa and Nacchan.
That's right.
What did you think of Hamada-san?
He reminded me of "Gaki no Tsukai".
I felt good when I saw him.
He reminded me of "Kenka Tare" in Kansai.
What about "Kokoriko"?
I don't know his name.
I see.
What about "Tsukite Hosei"?
I'm sorry.
I'm leaving.
Out!
You don't have enough education, do you?
I'm still learning.
But it's not that hard.
Don't you know Hosei-san?
Of course I know him.
No, but...
Yes, I know him.
Now for the main subject.
As the person in charge of making people laugh,
I'd like you to excuse me.
It's a serious responsibility.
To confirm it, we'll show you HG's story.
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Okay!
What do you think of this?
I'd like to give it a try.
He has a high-pitched voice.
But I don't think you should...
That's not true.
If you put on that look,
and stand in front of the crowd,
there's no doubt you'll get a big applause.
You know, I'm not gay.
But I'm an actor.
If you put it like that, I'll be intimidated.
The next person we negotiated with is this person.
Hello.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Shiro Kameda.
A great trainer who raised his three sons to become boxing world champions.
Sometimes he shows his face during a match.
It's like a devil's competition.
Did you think about it? You're the one who thought about it!
He's a man who doesn't know how to joke.
I'm a member of "Downtown Gaki no Tsukai".
Have you seen "Downtown" before?
Yes, I love it.
Oh, you do?
What do you think of "Downtown"?
It's an interesting place in Kansai.
I'm from Kansai, too.
So I like the Kansai dialect.
Is "Downtown" only about Kansai?
It's an interesting place in Kansai.
I like the dialect.
I like Hosei Yamasaki.
Oh, you do?
Yes.
Why do you like Hosei?
He's funny.
He's funny in every way.
You're out!
You're out of this.
You're happy and laughing.
Can you say more?
Yes, I can.
Let's get to the main subject.
Laser Ramon HG.
Laser Ramon?
Oh, hello.
I'm just a little Kansai guy.
I'm just going to say "ho!"
That's my impression.
That's what I think.
The next person we negotiated with is this person.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Are you a woman?
Thank you.
Are you serious?
Where are you going?
I'm a woman.
I'm out.
Where are you going?
President.
I'm a woman, you know.
The next person we negotiated with is the president of APA hotel, Motoya.
APA hotel is one of the biggest business hotels in Japan.
Its reputation is more than 100 billion yen.
Is there anything you shouldn't laugh about?
Something I shouldn't laugh about?
Have you seen it before?
Yes, I have.
It's a very popular show.
I shouldn't laugh about it, right?
You know, the one where you get hit in the butt with a burdock.
I remember that.
Let's move on to the main subject.
The atmosphere of the show is...
Oh, my.
It's a little funny, isn't it?
I haven't met you before, but I've seen you on TV.
Oh, I see.
If you say you shouldn't laugh about it, I think it's your job as an advertiser.
APA hotel has been assigned as an advertiser for APA brand-up.
I'm a little hesitant about it.
I wonder if it will work out.
Who is the one who initiated the laser-ramen-hg dispute?
Then, Matsumoto-san, please answer.
It's a quiz.
What will it be?!
I feel like I can do it.
Let's go forward.
Kobashi-nensan!
OK! OK!
OK!
OK! OK!
Oh!
Oh! L-l-look!
I can't see a thing!
It's hot!
Admit it!
OK!
Cool!
Great!
OK!
What kind of answer is "OK"?!
It was a bit of a surprise.
I see, your dad came.
It's funny.
Ouch!
I see.
It didn't look like you'd do it.
That's right.
It was a bit of a surprise.
It was a bit funny.
I've never seen such a high-tension dad like you.
You said, "Okay, okay."
But, actually...
You said, "Okay, okay."
You didn't say, "Okay," did you?
Ouch!
Say, say.
Say, say, say.
Shall we eat?
Yes.
Let's eat.
There's not much in it.
It's been like that lately.
Here it is!
What is it?
It's this.
Number 2?
It's a key. Number 2.
There it is.
This must be scary.
It's big.
It's heavy.
I don't like it anymore.
It's scary.
Here we go.
It's big.
It's this big.
It's heavy.
It's heavy. I'm sorry.
Should we look at it?
It might be something only I know about.
What is it like?
Is it something you use?
Well...
Should we look at it one by one?
I think Hamada-san knows about me.
What is it like?
I think it's something you hang on the wall.
That's probably it.
Hey you!
What is it?
I have another one.
Why don't you try it?
What?
Excuse me.
Is it something you use?
It's not something you see.
It's something you use?
Yes, it's something you use.
Let's see it.
Huh?
It's different.
Iwasaki Hiromi, right?
Yes.
Cinderella Honeymoon.
It's not Hiromi.
Iwasaki Hiromi, right?
Yes.
Cinderella Honeymoon.
Masked Man
You have masks like Kosei, Kanada, Tanaka and Tantaro
It's from korosuke san
I've forgotten
It's from korosuke san
Wow
You can't laugh like that
This is crazy
Are they making them?
I think they made them for sure
This is crazy
Wide-eyed
That's it for me.
- Then I'll... - Do you think it's Yama-chan?
Yeah, it's probably just a DVD.
- But Matsumoto said it. - Yeah.
- Then I'll go with this one. - It's a key.
Oh, it's a key.
- Number one. - Number one key.
Key.
- Number one key. - Number one.
- Number two. - Number two.
- Number three. - Number three.
Number three.
- Number four. - Number four.
- Then you two. - Okay.
- Wow. - Wow.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- That's it for me. - That's it for me.
- Who is it?
There's gotta be someone.
Who is it, right?
- It's Yama-chan. - It's Yama-chan.
Yes, that's right.
Who was it again?
Mikado-san.
Sasori-san.
He's wearing a mask!
This is nice too.
It's so realistic.
The first-time viewers will laugh for sure.
They look so alike!
They do!
Mikado-san and Mikado-san.
They're scary.
They look so alike.
Amazing.
What are you doing?!
Out!
That was a close one.
Idiot!
He's really into it.
He is.
Iwasaki-san's song is sad.
It's a three.
Maybe Tanaka and Matsumoto came for the music video.
It might be a three.
Can you...
Can you not do it from that angle?
I can't look at you.
Can you put it in a box?
Yes, yes.
I can't do it like this.
Matsumoto, out!
You're amazing, Morocco.
You're amazing.
Ouch!
You're amazing.
Put it in a box.
Let's put it in a box.
Shall we go?
Yes.
I'll open it.
It came out.
I thought it was dangerous.
It says "out".
It's true.
See?
It's a stomachache.
There was no penalty if you missed it.
Yes, it might be that pattern.
Yes, it might be completely different.
From one...
Can you not do it?
From one...
Can you not do it?
This DVD is a simulation game where you can experience reasoning.
For questions about the characters, choose either A or B and solve the case.
It's up to you to decide the outcome of the case.
Now, game, start!
Ah!
It's delicious!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Anaka-senpai!
Don't go ahead of me!
Why did you leave me behind?
But, a murder case at Shin-Ise Hot Springs Inn...
What on earth happened?
By the way...
The first discoverer of this case...
Is a big wolf of this inn...
I'll call her right away...
Excuse me!
Yes!
Welcome...
Thank you for coming all the way here...
She is the big wolf of this inn...
Naomi Akimoto...
Naomi-san...
And Satomi-san, the young mistress who was murdered...
Are running this inn...
I'm sorry to ask you this, but...
Could you tell me what happened when you discovered the victim?
I discovered Satomi-chan around 2 a.m.
She was working hard until just a few hours ago...
Has anything changed around her lately?
Speaking of which...
I've been seeing her and my friend arguing a lot lately...
Even if you're a young mistress...
What kind of attitude is that in front of your guests?!
Huh?
What's wrong?
Doesn't...
Doesn't it smell?
Are you...
A bit of a dirty detective?
Does it smell like fresh garbage?
Are you...
Taking a bath properly?
Ender! Endo! Out!
I'll let you off this one...
Ouch!
That's a nasty line, isn't it?!
Does it smell like fresh garbage?
Are you...
Taking a bath properly?
Oh...
More importantly, Tanaka-senpai...
Next!
More importantly, Tanaka-senpai...
Tanaka-senpai...
She's got a lot of emotions...
Please let me meet Nakai-san, who was arguing.
She should be in the gymnasium right now.
So this is where Satomi-san was killed.
That's right.
Huh? There's only Shinjin-san here.
I'm sorry, we're cleaning up.
Hello?
What?!
Okay! I'll be right there!
What's wrong?
It looks like our kitchen is in a fight with the cook.
Senpai, let's go!
Shinjin-san, you come with me!
What are you doing?!
I know it's a fight!
You're the one who killed Satomi-chan!
Shut up!
What are you two doing?!
Stop it, you two!
Stop it!
Stop it, Shinjin-san!
Stop it!
I know everything!
Murata-san, you pretended to be Satomi while your wife was gone, right?!
W-what are you saying?!
And you made Satomi pay for your own debt, didn't you?!
You killed her, didn't you?!
You were forced to say goodbye to the woman you loved and you killed her, didn't you?!
Y-you...
Huh?
What's up with you, Taiki?
Taiki!
Stop it!
Shut up!
You little...
I'll cut you into pieces!
Hey!
Taiki!
Hey!
Taiki!
Wow!
It's decided.
Yes.
Hey!
Stop resisting and surrender!
Can you surrender now?
Hurry up and prepare the car!
If we keep waiting, we'll kill him!
What should we do, Senior Tanaka?
It's decided.
This is hard.
But still...
Put down your gun and talk to me!
Let's talk.
There's nothing to talk about!
Hurry up and prepare the car!
It's cramped.
I'll arrest you for murder.
I'm dead!
I'm here!
I'm right here!
I'm glad you're okay!
I'm starting to get hungry now!
Can I take you home for ramen?
Would you like to go with me?
Of course!
It's your treat!
Hey!
You!
Tanaka!
You!
Go!
Fight me!
Tanaka!
Taigin-kun!
Isn't this the worst one yet?
This is dangerous.
I feel like I made a mistake somewhere.
Wait a minute! Are you going to hit me with this?
Ouch!
That must have hurt.
Ouch!
That must have hurt.
Me too!
That must have hurt.
Tanaka's reaction.
That must have hurt.
It can't be helped.
Don't you know how Taigin-kun fights?
You made a mistake.
I'm done with you.
I made a mistake.
Let's do it again.
I made a mistake.
I think you should hit me with this.
It can't be helped.
Hit me!
See? I made a mistake.
I can do it now.
You made a mistake.
I think you should hit me with this.
It can't be helped.
Hit me!
I understand.
I don't care where you are.
Taigin-kun!
Stop it!
This person killed Satomi-chan for me!
Shut up, Naomi!
This person used my debt as a shield and did this for me!
Shut up!
I did all of this!
Hurry up and prepare the car!
This is...
This is pretty much the same.
No!
No, you have to shoot!
It's dangerous!
Stop it!
It's dangerous!
Taigin-kun!
Look, Taigiku is gone.
Taigiku is gone.
What is this?
Taigiku has fallen.
Yamashita Satomi, as expected of you.
It was "j".
It was "j", but I'm glad I didn't get it.
I was really wrong.
Does this mean you were really wrong?
It can't be helped.
It was a drama with great effect.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Tanaka, Tanaka, Tanaka!
Huh?
Who is it?
What are you doing?
What?
Huh?
Who?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It wasn't me.
Who?
It was Tanaka's order.
Hmm, Tanaka!
What are you doing?
I'm going to kick you out!
Oh my god!
Retired government!
Retired government is supposed to be like this.
If you run away too much, you'll get beaten up.
I'll tell you to do it.
I'll do it gently.
Don't look back.
I'll do it gently.
It's okay.
I'll do it gently.
Please.
Okay.
(building up the spirit)
Tanaka~~
Goneru karaya?
(Tanaka~~~)
You'll get your ass kicked!
(Tanaka~~~)
Everyone, OUT!
Tanaka, Tanaka!
Are we fighting on our own?
Tanaka!
Tanaka...
It can't be helped, Tanaka.
It can't be helped.
Right?
One, two, three, four...
But I was watching it for the second time.
I think we were able to control it.
Ah...
You've been saying it all the time.
Are you going to be nice to me again?
No, it hurt the same.
One more?
Ah, I don't think it's going to work.
It hurts so much.
The final drama is over.
The members are very luxurious.
It's a great drama.
No, this is...
Tanaka-senpai.
This time it was a big incident.
Now, let's go back to the office.
What?
Let's go!
What's wrong? What did you do?
It's really not enough!
What the hell is going on?!
Wolf, please explain.
I don't know.
When I came to clean up Mr. Tykik and the pharmacy, Mr. Tatami fell down.
For now, we will inspect the scene.
Probably...
The name of the culprit is hidden here.
What is this?
Excuse me.
It's a dining message, isn't it?
If you go normally, you will fall down.
That's right.
If you go normally...
There is also a possibility of going the other way.
This is already...
Orthodox...
It's suspicious to fall down.
(laugh)
(thud)
(laugh)
It's Tamada!
Watch out!
(cheers)
It's Tamada!
(laugh)
It's Tamada!
But it says "Tamada".
No, no, no!
(thud)
(laugh)
(thud)
(laugh)
Is there such a face?
(laugh)
Is there such a face?
(laugh)
Is there such a face?
(laugh)
"It hurts".
It hurts
(laugh)
There's such a face.
(laugh)
Fail.
Like that.
(laugh)
(cheers)
Oh, oh, it was turned like this?
Oh, from there?!
Stop it.
Stop it
You're lying
Isn't Hamada-san the culprit?
I'm going
I'm scared of Hamada-san's reaction
That's suspicious too
Come on
It's been a while
It hurts
Don't do it anymore
I don't like it anymore
Please
Shut up!
Go away!
How long is this going to last?
Shut up!
You're face is terrible!
What's with that face?
Shut up!
No, it's not like that
It hurts really bad from the beginning
The beginning hurts, too
Ouch!
It hurts
Your body!
It hurts
I'm not going easy
It hurts really bad!
3 hours from the start.
Even for a 54-year-old downtown person, it's a merciless blow.
However, even after this, the witnesses will never let go of their hands.
Police station work, 3 and a half hours.
Newcomers don't have time to rest.
Everyone, is it okay?
There is a recreation competition that will deepen the friendship between police officers in the office.
It's out!
Will you change into this uniform and get ready?
It's out!
Recreation between American police officers
What does a different color jersey mean?
Everyone, from now on it's a recreation competition, so it's okay to laugh.
Have fun!
It's out!
Thank you!
Five newbies have joined the star team.
From now on, a serious game battle will begin.
"Hibana wo chirase", "Biri biri", "Teo shizumou"
Now, each team will come forward one by one and compete in "Teo shizumou".
However, it is not ordinary "Teo shizumou".
You will do "Teo shizumou" with "biri biri", "hibana wo chirase", and "tenki wo" with "biri biri", "hibana wo chirashinagara", "teo shizumou" with "biri biri", "hibana wo chirase", and "tenki wo I'll have it.
First of all, the person who falls from the sumo table loses.
Each time you win, you will give that team ten points.
So, first of all, the Miyazako team, Nakaoka!
The Miyazaki team, Kanata!
Stand up! Hair-less battle!
Waistless battle!
How about your confidence?
Waistless battle!
Shut up!
I don't know!
Is this okay?
Now, first of all, "Let's make it electrified, please!"
Oh, I made a mistake!
I said "biri" just now!
Look! Look!
It's okay! It's okay!
Wait! This is real!
I'll make you electrified, yes, please!
Wait! Behind me!
Hey! Hey!
Behind me! Behind me!
Behind you! Behind you!
Oh! Hair! Hair!
Oh! Hair!
Hey! Hey!
Oh! Hair!
Hair!
What is this?
Wait! Are you okay?
This is pretty serious!
This is a big deal!
This is definitely "biri biri"!
"biri biri" and "teo shizumou"!
This is definitely "biri biri"!
"biri biri" and "teo shizumou"!
Wait! Let me pick it up!
This is right!
Let me pick it up!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
Up!
Hey, wait!
Wait!
Wait a second!
Hold on!
Hey!
Go grab it!
Great!
Wow!
Go grab it!
Come on!
Really?
It's impossible
It's a draw
The final match is
Tatako vs Takeyama
It's impossible
It's not good
Motohage-hage battle
Misogi battle
I have nothing to do with Misogi
There was a battle like this
Picture taken in bed battle
The bed is taken
The bed is also taken
The bed is...
Americano battle
Takeyama is also sleeping alone
Oh my god
Picture taken in bed battle
He is sleeping alone in bed
Picture taken in bed battle
Takeyama is asleep
Picture taken in bed battle
Is your glasses ok?
Are you ok?
Let's go!
No! No! No!
Hands down!
No! No! No!
Lose! Lose! Lose!
Miyasako lost!
What? What? What?
I'm tired.
You're tired, aren't you?
You really won, didn't you?
I won!
So now, let's go over there again!
No, no, you're scary!
You won?
I don't know who, but I'm going to kill you!
Don't kill me!
Don't!
You're scary!
Don't you dare hit me!
Sure, sure.
So Miyasako, don't move!
Roger!
Please stand up!
You're behind me, Miyasako!
I'm behind you, so you can't move!
Miyasako, please stand behind me!
So now, let's do this!
Miyasako, go in there!
In your right eye, sink your hands in! Start!
(Sink!)
Hey! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
My body is about to sink!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Takeyama, go first!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're crazy!
What's up with you?
Women's competition!
Three-on-three, women against men, who will win?
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Don't say it like Helen!
Wait.. Wait.. Go!
Go! Go! No.. No.. Wait! Stop!
That was so close!
Hey! Calm down!
I lost nothing.
It's coming!
At the back!
Wait a minute!
Isn't this crazy?!
There's no sound at all!
You did it!
It's coming!
The joke is up!
There's no sound!
There's still electricity, so there's no power outage!
You're in the wrong place!
It's starting!
"Dust" is a natoba vs shinohara
"Dust" vs. "Natoba"
Please start the engine
"Dust" vs. "Natoba"
Let's go
Start
My back is cold
Sorry
Ouch
It hurts
What is it?
Hide yourself
One more time
I'm so scared
It's funny
It hurts
It really hurts
It's funny
Silence
Start
Slowly
Overwhelmed by the heat of the first round
Who will win?
Sharpen your nerves! Pistol Bang Bang!
First, make your right hand pistol-shaped
With your thumb and forefinger, make a circle and make it into a mat shape
When you hear "bang" from Ten's voice,
do the pose of your right and left hands in reverse
Everyone, stop it! Don't practice!
If you lose your pose or can't keep up with the rhythm, you're out!
The cooking team has a huge reversal of 300 points!
It's noisy, so 400 points minus!
It was funny
I won't lose!
First of all, including checking the rhythm,
we'd like you, Juniors, to demonstrate how it is
Everyone, don't practice! I'll show you!
Okay, let's do it!
The rhythm, okay?
Are you ready?
Bang!
It's getting faster.
- Bang! - Yeah.
- Bang! - Nice!
- It's easy. - I see.
Easy when it's fast, isn't it?
First preliminary is Miyasako against Takizawa.
Miyasako has 1st place.
Now, let's begin.
Three-gun-boom-boom for Miyasako, 1st place.
Start!
Yet to start.
[The next challenge is?]
Not yet.
Bang!
Out.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Why did you do this?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
What is this?
I thought you were good at it.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I thought you were good at it.
You are the youngest here.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
Let's do this.
Pistol battle.
Start!
You can do it.
Just think about it.
What are you doing?
You are funny.
Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
- I can do this! - It's alright. - This is just normal.
- Thank you. - Thank you!
- Everyone, thank you so much!
- So, I'll be in your care from now on! - We'll leave it up to you!
24 year old's downtown battle
It's up to these two
You can do it, right?
I'll never lose
How many times do you want to go?
10 times
Let's see your best performance
Start
His face is too close
He's going to lose
Bang!
You're so close!
You're too slow
How many times do you want me to do it?
I feel like I'm going to lose
How many times do you want me to do it?
Best performance, start
3, 2, 1
Bang!
No
Bang!
It's not over until it's over!
You should have listened to me!
What is your goal?
My goal is to win 12 or 13 times.
That's good.
Let's start the best album of MAZOSU!
It's the worst.
The worst.
It's the worst.
Seri, Seri, Seri, Seri.
No, no, it's the first Seri.
The first Seri.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What's wrong?
This is terrible.
Wait, stand by.
It's the worst.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Mr. Suzuki is here.
He looks like...
Like...
Like visual band.
He looks like...
Let me continue.
Start!
Again, again!
Again!
Yes, I messed up!
He messed up!
And so,
the winner is...
Ojiichan!
Congratulations!
Four hours passed since the start...
At last, they take a quick rest here.
Why do you look up when you're angry?
- Like this, right? - Yes, like that.
- Looking at something unpleasant is a major premise. - I see.
Doesn't it cause a reaction that you don't want to see and narrow your vision?
Because you don't want to see something unpleasant.
- Like this? - Yes.
- What's up with you? - What's up with you?
- Like this? - What's up with you?
It's not like that. When you get angry, you get bigger.
- When you try to make yourself bigger? - When you try to make yourself bigger, everything is like this.
But it's threatening, right? Like you're doing this.
- Like you're doing this. - Can you do it two times in a row?
- What's up with you? - What's up with you?
- I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Wait a minute. It's funny.
It's not funny if you do it once, right?
But if you threaten me with your face once, is it funny?
- I don't care. - Can you do it? I'm sorry.
- I don't think it's funny if you do it once. - Please threaten me with your face.
- What's up with you? - What's up with you?
- It's scary. - I thought I shouldn't do this anymore.
- I'm sleepy now. - The next costume for "OK! Darwin" is...
Empty!
It's not over yet.
Three celebrities have entered this race.
Who will entertain us?
First of all, this man!
Who is he?
Saino Teruhiko!
In 1964, he debuted as a singer.
He and his wife, Kazuo Funaki, were awarded the "tribe award".
They are the original idols who are very popular.
They are veterans with 50 years of experience.
Is there anything you haven't watched yet?
- Yes, there is. - Thank you.
It's me, Funassyi.
- Funassyi? - Yes, Funassyi.
I didn't expect Saigo-san to come out as Funassyi.
But I hope you'll come out as Funassyi.
We asked Funassyi to watch Funassyi's video for confirmation.
Let's see.
Don't jump like that!
What do you think of Funassyi's video?
I can't describe it.
I can't imagine it.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
The next person we negotiated with is this man!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Please go to the middle. - Yes.
- Thank you, Funassyi. - Thank you.
- Thank you, Asaka.
Director of the movie, Takashi Yamazaki!
The latest movie "Destiny - Kamakura Storyline" is currently popular.
"Always - The Third Sunset" won the Academy Award for Best Director for Japan.
He also directed the opening and closing scenes of the Tokyo Olympics and Paralympics.
He is nominated for Best Director for Japan!
What do you think of Mr. Nato?
Mr. Nato is a director, so I have the impression that he is working on an edgy work.
Do you have any memories of Mr. Hosei, Mr. Endo and Mr. Tanaka of "Kokoriko"?
Mr. Tanaka is interesting. I think he is interesting as an actor.
I think he is a character with a dual personality.
What do you think of Mr. Endo?
Mr. Endo...
...has the image of a baseball fan.
Mr. Endo! Mr. Endo!
I thought you would say something more.
Besides, I'm worried about you.
Ouch!
Well, well, well...
Let's move on to the main subject!
Here it is...
I'm sorry, but you can't use it.
What? Can I use it?
If you don't mind, I'd like you to dress up like this...
...and show your director's face here.
I'd like you to show it to the members.
Show it?
I hope you don't mind.
Next, this guy!
Good morning!
Sanyutei Enraku!
The sixth generation of Sanyutei Enraku...
...is located in Rakugaka, which continues from the Edo period.
He has been appearing in the most historical variety show "Shoten" on Japanese TV for 40 years.
He is now appearing in "Juchin" in Rakugoka, Tokyo.
What kind of impression do you have of Dantan-san?
No, no...
As an entertainer, there is a front and a back, but he is a firm backer.
He may not look like it, but...
...inside of him, he is a good backer.
He is also a good senior.
Dantan-san came to me when I first started.
What about Kokoriko-san?
Dantan-san doesn't work hard in Sanyutei Enraku, but...
...I hope he will work hard in Rakugoka.
All out!
That was sudden!
You know how Hosei survived, don't you?
He ran to Rakugoka.
I admit that.
When I first met him and heard about him...
...I didn't know that he knew about Rakugoka.
I didn't know that he knew about Rakugoka.
People watching may not know about Hosei Tsukino's Rakugoka...
...but it has a good taste.
So, what is your true identity?
I was in "Flash".
That's bad.
You entered "Enraku" in "Flash" and...
"Flash"!
Is there such a thing?
"Enraku" is definitely "Flash".
I'm sure of it.
If you're going to do it, I'll do it.
This is difficult.
Who is the one who bought Flashy's costume?
Kousei-san, please answer!
I think it's Saigo-san.
It's Saigo-san.
Really?
Saigo-san!
You did it!
Wow!
I've come to a day when I can't laugh!
It's not like you at all.
You're pointing your tongue at me!
I see.
Black and white, this job is definitely not acceptable!
You did it!
Wow!
Who said it?
Everyone...
Everyone...out!
You all took it!
You're amazing!
Ouch!
Well, it's normal for us to do it.
That's right, but I don't think it's like that.
It wasn't like that at all in that interview.
It was the longest.
Of course.
You're amazing.
Everyone, listen up!
In recent years, criminal offences have been increasing in Japan as well.
They're increasing...
I'm going to have you all receive special training.
I'm going to have you all move now.
Special training...
Everyone, can you all wait for the bus from here?
Yes!
Special training facility where you can get on the bus.
What awaits you ahead of you is...
Eh?
For the five of you...
It's the beginning of a new battle.