AISubs v3.5
(Screaming)
It's "Rhythm Nawatobi Daisuki Shounen"!
Huh?
There's a presentation of "Rhythm Nawatobi" in a place like this!
I didn't see it, so who's going to see it?!
Well, let's see it!
Huh?
It's a cute girl!
Oh, I see!
Dancing to the rhythm is "Rhythm Nawatobi"!
You're good!
You're doing it with right foot!
Girl!
You're good!
It's "Rhythm Nawatobi", but "Rhythm Nawatobi" is not included!
Why is it not included?!
Why?!
"We" are...
The combination name is...
"Fuji Tarot Star"!
Thank you for your hard work this year, too!
For 20 years in a row, she has been chosen as the general manager.
Former downtown manager, Fujiwara Hiroshi.
Also known as "Yoshimoto's Nyanko Star", I'm Angola Fujiwara.
Today, at the end of the year, I will present you with my own choice of 2017 "Gaki no Tsukai" funny VTR best 10.
Excuse me?
Wow, that's amazing!
What did you become now, Yoshimoto?
I became the president of Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
President! President! President! President!
"Gaki no Tsukai" funny VTR best 10
10th place, "single father Tanaka's best partner contest".
Members will introduce their best partners to Tanaka, who has become a single father.
Thank you, but... How do you say it?
Thank you, but it's a bother.
You know Tanaka, right?
Yes, I do.
What kind of person is he?
He is handsome.
Tanaka-san?
Yes.
He is kind.
Oh, that's good!
He is kind.
He is tall, but...
He has a bit of a "bosegon" tickle to him.
Oh, I know what you mean!
Tanaka-san, please make me a caravan.
Oh, I'm about to cry!
You can do it!
Oh, you can do it!
I'll make you a caravan.
Oh, you'll make it?
You're so kind to say that.
I'll be honest with you.
Yes.
Tanaka-san...
Yes?
Would you like me to remarry you?
I don't think I'll remarry you.
Of course you wouldn't.
Is there a condition you can't break here?
Hmm...
As a remarriage partner.
I don't want you to irritate me.
I don't think it's always fun.
I don't want you to get in my way.
If you say that, I don't want you to irritate me.
Can I remarry with you?
To be honest...
I'm not that kind of person.
As a man.
I'm not that kind of person.
I'm not asking you.
If I say "Can I remarry with you?"
Will you remarry with me?
I'll make you do it.
He's more popular than me.
No. 9.
A man wants to be embraced.
No. 9.
A man wants to be embraced.
The reason why "a man wants to be embraced."
The first, January 2018.
He's already decided.
He's like a hawk's eye.
But "a man wants to be embraced" is on the first place.
Don't stop me, Jam. I'll fix you up.
You're not a woman.
Do you know her?
I don't know her.
You don't know her?
She's been single for a year.
I heard she was Roy Rose.
It's Ms. Hatoi.
She's a little quiet.
Do you know her?
When she came to Canada, I touched her.
I held her tight.
I looked at her carefully.
Next,
I touched her.
Who is it?
Mr. Hamada.
Mr. Hamada!
I'm not taking care of you.
You say "zuba-zuba", but you're a little kind.
And you say "zuba-zuba" there.
You can't say "zuba-zuba" in front of me.
Like a father and son relationship.
Father and son relationship?
You can't say "zuba-zuba" in front of me.
I see.
He's about to die!
How long have you been talking?
Thirteen years.
Thirteen years?
Thirteen years.
While eating.
Who is it?
It's longer than expected.
However, their delusions don't stop.
Sometimes I want to lick your lips.
Not so much.
What?
What is it?
Fujiyama Ganbia!
No. 8
Seven Changes
by Robert Akiyama and Watabe Naomi!
First, Akirama, who is also a hot topic in "creators file", will show us his devotion and transformation.
Oh, you're here. I'll leave it to you.
Good morning.
I'm Pearl Kawabe, braingasm trainer.
Nice to meet you.
You two are dating, but it's hard for you to work at night like that, right?
That's right. It's embarrassing.
You know what? You don't have to take off your clothes, but you're still bold.
That's braingasm.
Slowly, yes. Get closer little by little.
It's a waste of time because you're dating.
A little bit of...
Here, a little bit of...
It's like you're wearing it.
Yes, a little bit, yes.
Close your eyes and wet your brain.
A little bit, yes, yes.
Next up is...
Naomi Watanbe's seventh transformation!
Entry number fourteen...
I'm Sato Modoko of "Rebracking".
I'm a toy shop owner.
My favorite sushi story is "Tobikko".
Today, for my beloved boyfriend, Tatsuya-kun...
Ah, Tatsu-chan, thank you.
For Tatsuya-kun, I'll do my best to sing a love song.
It's "Mirai Yo Souzu 2" by Doricum-san.
It's been three springs since I graduated from high school.
As usual, you're by my side with the same smile.
Tatsuya...
It was good back then.
The road to my dream.
Tatsuya, stop it, please!
Stop it!
"Sunshine Saitogan" wins 100% for the second time in a row!
First, "Sunshine Saitogan" challenges "Sunshine Saitogan" for the second time in a row!
Second, "Sunshine Saitogan" challenges "Sunshine Saitogan" for the second time in a row!
Third, "Sunshine Saitogan" challenges "Sunshine Saitogan" for the second time in a row!
His last offer was a two-star low-grade Marbos.
And his father is this man.
Giant...
Wait a minute, I've been hitting that all along!
...Kazuo Okumitsu!
And the second "Sunshine Saitogans" who are aiming for the next break also show their passionate performance!
And this "Sunshine" too!
The legendary novelist of the mid-war era, Osagase Boku-san!
The man who loved Osagase and was loved by Osagase!
What are you talking about?
Tentacles!
Throwing sticks!
Teeth!
All of them are illegal seafood!
That's right!
Thank you!
Height 1m68cm
Weight 63kg
Savings 354 yen
Credit card number 7110
Your wallet is in the dressing room now.
Matsumoto-san!
Now is your chance!
It's written here.
7110
Remember my name is Naito!
Your chance!
Kuchipaku Hit Studio at night!
6th place, Kuchipaku Hit Studio at night!
Kuchipaku Hit Studio at night!
Gorgeous Kuchipaku artists' eyes and ears are gathered in one night!
I'm on a diet!
I'm not on a diet!
Oh, that's good. That's good.
I've been practicing a lot.
Fifth, Neck-sucking Grand Prix!
It's a competition of how many necks a challenger can suck
of a male target who doesn't know anything!
The first challenger is Endo Kokoriko!
His target is...
Endo's feared senior, Yuuichi Kimura!
Have you ever sucked a man's neck?
Kimura is raising his boobs to make his son cry,
and Endo sets up a trap!
When I was young, I used to go out and suck a man's neck.
Please watch this episode!
The next challenger is...
The first appearance of a child's user, Micky Kosei!
His target is...
Kosei's feared senior, Chidori Daigo!
It's been a while since I've sucked a man's neck in Tokyo.
Due to stress from his job in Tokyo,
Kosei wants Daigo to suck his neck!
Why do you want me to be your neck-sucking senior in Tokyo?
Don't touch me!
Wow!
Isn't moving from 10th place to 5th place a high level?
That's true.
It's interesting.
Right?
Mr. Ikko is...
It's interesting.
You have a secret story about him, don't you?
I've been interviewing him for a long time.
Gradually, how do you say it?
He took me away.
He took you away from the 4th place or something like that?
He took me away.
In the middle of the interview, I went to the bathroom and vomited.
Vomited?
Today, listen to me for this reason.
In the 4th place...
No matter what happens, no matter what you do, no reaction!
When they open their mouths, they start reacting.
It's against the rules.
Why?
Who is the weakest king of reactions?
Naoki Tanaka vs. Masato Hamada.
Both of you, get ready.
What is it?
Why do you have so many faces?
First of all, you have to set up your faces.
That's right.
First of all, you have to set up your faces.
Oh no, I can't laugh for the rest of my life for those last 2 minutes.
You're still laughing, aren't you?
Yeah.
3rd place, over there, hey, hey, hey!
Hamada-san's "over there", hey, hey, hey!
Start!
3, 2, 1!
Over there, hey, hey, hey!
Hamada-san's "over there", hey, hey, hey!
3, 2, 1!
Over there, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's terrible!
Number one!
Did I say it?
It's amazing you said it perfectly.
Yes, I said it perfectly.
3, 2, 1!
Over there, hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
You cut off my neck!
You cut off my right neck!
3, 2, 1!
Over there, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
That's terrible!
Happy birthday to you!
Second, Matsumoto's 54th birthday party!
A birthday song for you!
Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Ever since I started taking care of you as a kid
I've been singing this song for 21 years
The person who gave me my entertainer's passport
Do you remember?
What's with that?
I want you to do it
I'm not doing it!
I want you to do it!
Stop it!
I'm not doing it!
Lastly, a song from Hamada to Matsumoto
I hate being in the light
I love "don't call me papa"
I hate "goldfish coin"
I love "weekly muscle training"
I hate cold water I love laughter more than anything
When I met you when you were six, you were already fifty-four
I'm finally first place
It's here
She's first place
Kiyoshi is second
I don't know
Tsukiteiohsei Produce's "the musical instrument user"
What did you say?
I finally found it!
Please listen to what I have to say for that reason
You don't look like you're in a good mood.
Well, I met you four years ago.
I felt like I was in the middle of life and death.
So I'm a little nervous today.
One more time!
I'm scared of things like this.
One more time.
Yes.
What?
Kiyoshi Nishikawa, 11 years of Yoshimoto Industry, who caused the manzai boom in Yaskio,
aims to become a musical instrument master and participates in the audition.
I want to see it!
Can you say "onee" words?
I haven't done it that much.
Mr. Hanako.
Yes.
It's your first time, right?
I'm sorry.
Start!
Why are you staring at me?
I'm not staring at you.
You've been staring at me for a while now.
No, I...
Don't you think you're misunderstanding me?
Let's go in.
Okay.
You're the worst!
Why are you guys so noisy?
We can't sleep here!
Where did you sleep?
Right there! Right next to me!
What's with you guys?
You're so noisy!
Chaos is happening.
It's okay. We slept there.
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?
You haven't slept at all.
You too!
Are you the only one who hasn't slept?
You too!
Let's go to the audition.
I'm sorry.
You've been staring at me for a while now!
What's with you?!
I haven't slept at all for three days!
Stop staring at me!
What are you doing?
I haven't slept at all for three days because of you!
The end!
This is the worst!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- The results are in. - Oh, there's a message.
Thank you!
Will it be a smile or anger?
Dyslexia!
- Take a look at it. - Can't you hear me?
- I didn't hear you say "why" but... - Just cut it out.
- Is that so? I understand. - Just cut it out.
- Then I'll tell the company and we'll schedule it right away. - Just take a look at it.
(snoring)
Huh? Could you let me talk a little longer?
- That was the first announcement! - Oh, Mr. Kiyoshi...
- Mr. Kiyoshi... - Wow!
- I knew it! - Mr. Fujiwara, you chose Mr. Kiyoshi, didn't you?
I'm Yoshimoto's treasure.
- I knew it! - I knew it!
When you were in Fukuoka Prefecture... Can you see me?
- Just show it to us. - Well...
- Right? - Yes.
- In Fukuoka... - Yes.
- You don't care. - No.
- Well, everyone! - Yes?
- Let's meet at American Police on New Year's Day where you can't laugh! - Yes!
Thank you!
- You can say "nyanko star" there. - Nyanko star!
(laugh)
- You're kidding me! - You're kidding me!
- Nooooo! - Nooooo!
(laugh)
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(applause)