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Ladies and Gentlemen.
Good evening.
Is this how you talk?
No, it's not like that.
Just now, you two were talking.
Kokori and Yagaki, you don't have to do it.
No, no, no.
I'm happy.
Yagaki, you nodded so much.
Did I nod that much?
You nodded so much.
Your neck is so thin.
No, no, no.
Your neck is so thin.
Let's shake it to the side.
Your chin is sticking out of your mouth.
Let's stop.
No, I'm happy.
Right?
That's right.
Wait a minute.
Yes?
What are you laughing about?
It's the best.
Really.
Is it?
I can't get enough of that design perm.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Don't do it.
Let's stop.
Isn't it normal? Isn't it good?
Baby, what do you know?
It's not a weird design, is it?
Try it on.
It's just fluffy and nothing special.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming.
Take off your hair!
Thank you for coming today.
You don't remember, do you?
What?
You don't remember?
No, no. I had an osteoarthritis and my jaw was in a bad shape.
What?
No, you're lying!
I'm not lying!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
What is this?
No, no, no!
How many times have you lied to me about this at the end of the year?
That's right.
I got hit by a wire and my ears were cut off.
I did it with my hands and they weren't cut at all!
You're lying.
No, you're lying.
You're lying.
No, you're not.
You're lying.
I'm sorry for lying to you until now.
I'm really sorry.
You admit that, don't you?
I admit it.
You admit it.
I admit it.
You're lying about the past.
You said you had an osteoarthritis.
It's all about the osteoarthritis.
How about your jaw?
It's serious.
Serious in a serious situation.
What are you doing?
You haven't been to the hospital yet.
I don't know. I'm just saying it.
I've told you many times, right?
I've told you many times that my chin will get dark.
Matsumoto-san, can you tell me again?
It's better now. It's completely better.
No, it's not like it will get dark.
It won't get dark, but it's a little different from this.
No, no. This is a really bad symptom.
Really.
Even though you haven't told the doctor about it.
What kind of life do you lead?
Can I be honest with you today?
Yes.
I'm going to Bain.
So I go to Bain and when I'm a little angry, I go like this.
My jaw is shaking.
This is acceptable.
This is kind.
This is acceptable.
Is it acceptable?
You're lying, aren't you?
That was a lie.
Is it?
Are you serious?
You want to say that you've been doing it for 19 years, right?
That's right.
But you've been doing it for 19 years and you still like it.
So I want you to admit it.
Admit it?
Your jaw?
Admit it?
How you say it.
But what you're saying is strange.
It's been a while since your jaw started hurting.
When did it start hurting?
It started hurting about a week after I was told I shouldn't laugh.
Isn't it strange?
It hasn't hurt for about 11 months since you were told you shouldn't laugh.
It hasn't hurt.
When you were told you should laugh, you started coughing.
What did you do when you were told you should poop?
When I was told I should poop, I went like this.
It's different from before.
We can't laugh at the end of the year.
This year's theme is "American Police".
We're going to look back at the harsh filming that just ended.
How many years has it been?
How many times has it been?
It's been 12 years since I started doing it.
Before that, it was 14 years ago.
It's been 12 years since I started doing it.
Before that, you did it four times a week.
It started in 2003.
I've been doing it every year since 2006.
I want to ask you this.
How do you feel when you challenge yourself?
For me, it's the hardest job in the first year.
The day before or about a week before, I started getting blue.
About a week before?
Well, well, well...
What's that?
Before I started doing it, my family would pick me up at 8 or 9.
Before that, I was eating with my family.
My family would pick me up.
I was about to cry.
It's like the last goodbye.
Is it that bad?
I thought I was going to cry.
I can't taste it anymore.
Before leaving this year, I have a one-year-old son.
He's always quiet.
He's always more quiet than usual.
It's like he might not come back.
It's like that.
On weekdays, the bus from the hotel to the site takes about 20 to 30 minutes.
No one speaks.
He's silent.
He doesn't say a word.
He's always like this.
It's dark, isn't it?
It's like a funeral.
It's like being taken to a funeral.
It's like being transferred.
Even if you say, "Please get off."
No one gets up.
No one tries to stand up.
Everyone pretends like they can't hear you.
Age is just age.
Of course, we get older.
But we don't get younger.
We don't get younger.
We're getting better.
We're opening up more and more.
That's what we're doing.
I don't know how far we've gone.
My anus looks like a cauliflower.
It's different, isn't it?
It's like a cauliflower.
It's strange.
You don't complain much, do you?
But...
Every year, there's a gathering of Hamada-san and me.
In front of the location of "Don't Laugh".
Kokoriko, me and Hamada-san...
There was a time limit.
Four of us eat together.
I'm a little late.
That's right.
We eat fugu.
It's like our last supper.
Four of us eat together.
It's like our last supper.
No one is excited.
So we eat quietly.
We eat quietly.
It's like our last supper.
"Don't Laugh" is more fun.
There are many things.
Also, last year...
"Don't Laugh" had a break.
Even comedians...
For example, Shakra...
No, not Shakra...
Shakra is...
Shakra...
Why did you become Shakra?
What kind of hairstyle is that?
Shakra and 100%...
Shakra...
You're embarrassing me!
At the end of the year...
"Don't Laugh" was released in February.
Mr. Harada, who collaborated with Akira 100% last year, has been an emcee for "Godzilla" since last spring.
Mr. Sunshine Ikezaki, who has been an ambassador for "Sunshine 60" since last spring, has been promoting various things thanks to each building.
Mr. Sunshine Ikezaki, who collaborated with Akira 100% last year, has been an emcee for "Godzilla" since last spring.
You don't have to do it anyway, do you?!
I took the hit, but it splashed all over the place!
You know... I'm from the city...
And the superextended kick...
Well...
You've done that the most, haven't you?
I take the superextended kick the most...
It seems like I've got it 18 times in total!
Oh, really?
I thought you'd say more...
Then you shouldn't have done it!
Did you get hit more?
No, not at all.
Matsumoto-san, you got hit more than 2,000 times.
But it's a basic rule of "laugh if you get hit".
Actually, I got hit for the first time with a thigh kick.
Matsumoto-san got hit with a thigh kick for the first time.
It hurt a lot.
At first, I hit him with my waist and hit him hard.
But it didn't hurt that much.
What is "thigh kick" anyway?
Matsumoto-san brought a thigh kick, didn't you?
Did I bring a thigh kick?
What's wrong with you?
Did I bring a thigh kick?
You joined a variety show.
"Thigh kick" is a common phrase now.
But it's not true.
That's right.
Matsumoto's first thigh kick
It was 17 years ago.
Here is Matsumoto's first thigh kick.
Matsumoto will be punished for losing the game.
Eyebrows...
Are you okay?
When I was in the hospital in 2007...
Megumi-chan had a button...
A button like Matsumoto Taikick...
I remember! I remember!
She hit it and got hit by it.
I remember that very well.
I remember, I remember...
Yamanaki was sick and...
She said "I'm out! I'm out!"
I remember, I remember...
That's really...
It's hard to pinpoint, right?
It's really hard to pinpoint.
I'm having a relapse.
I'm super out of it.
This is for real!
You're super out of it!
This is for real!
I can't believe it!
No one believes it!
I can't believe it!
I was hospitalized for two weeks.
Right?
And I had a shooting for "Don't Laugh Until You're Ten" for two weeks.
And I told my doctor...
I can't do it anymore. I'm never going back.
Are you going to die?
He said.
Right.
And I said...
No, I'm going.
What? You're going?
You're going?
Times have changed.
I don't care if I die. I'm going.
But he came back and said he wasn't feeling well and left.
Right, right, right.
He came back and told me everything.
That day, I was really out of it.
I see.
This is the video at the time.
Push it.
Okay.
Wait!
High kick!
Matsumoto, do it quickly!
Yes!
At this time, Matsumoto received three high kicks!
And the story has been going on since 2005.
Oh, I see!
And the story has been going on since high school.
In the past, it was a bit loose.
For example, there were a lot of bananas in the hammer- san's place.
It was like that.
It felt like I couldn't relax.
Oh, in high school, there were hard breads in Yama-chan's place.
It was like that.
There was an explosion.
An explosion.
When I pulled Matsumoto-san's desk out, it exploded!
I turned around and hit the back of his desk.
I really shouldn't have done that.
"Konado's secret footage"!
I did it!
In the beginning, it was a simple story.
Tanaka, Yamasaki, Rendo, out!
Tanaka, out!
However, it gradually escalated.
Matsumoto, Kawasaki, Bansho, Yoko Ono, Chihiro Moya, and the Yendoh family too.
The Yendoh family.
Since 2011, every year.
Since high school, right?
Yes, since high school.
Right, right.
Won't Chiaki come out anymore?
No, I don't know.
What's Chiaki like now? She's not happy, right?
Chiaki married someone else and is happy now.
She's really old now, right?
She's about 15 years old now.
She's a TBS host, right?
She's a really good host.
She's a good host.
Right?
Okay, Yendoh, let's go to Chiaki.
Did you hear what she said?
Yes, I did.
She got married and had kids.
You have two kids now, right?
Yes, I have two kids now.
Congratulations.
You're really happy now, right?
Well, thank you. I'm just doing what I normally do.
I love you.
I love you too.
Chiaki!
I love you!
Don't be shy!
My wife said this is not funny at all!
Of course it's not funny!
What's funny about it?
Of course it's not funny!
The punishment is getting closer and closer.
Looking back, do you remember what the punishment was at first?
I do!
If you do it now, it's a big problem!
I don't think you can do it now.
No, it's not.
It's not that extreme. I can do it in one go.
I remember it.
This is also Fukiya.
You're really passionate about it, aren't you?
That was amazing.
Fukiya is not a proper one.
It's like an AD made it.
It's like a triangle.
It's like a round cylinder.
It's really long at first.
And it's short.
They're all handmade.
They're all different.
Sometimes it's really long.
It's really long.
Thank you very much.
You don't even put it on your arm.
You just put it on your ear.
It's like a fat on your skin.
You're right.
Like a fat on your skin.
He took dozens of those.
He went into a hot spring and even if you didn't push it, it was still there.
It was still there.
He was screaming like this.
He was really screaming like this.
Do you know why he was screaming like that?
Because he laughed.
That's a funny story.
He was like "I don't have underwear."
I don't have underwear.
He was like that all the time.
All black people are like that.
I don't have underwear.
That's not funny at all!
That's really funny!
I thought it was funny.
I laughed like this.
We will reveal the punishment for this shock later.
This is the punishment for the shock.
I don't have underwear.
Underwear.
I don't have underwear.
Underwear.
Underwear...
I don't want you to wear them!
Since then, a lot of things have been improved since 2006 and it has become what it is now.
I hope you will watch it again this year.
A lot of things have happened this year as well.
It was tough.
A lot of things have changed this year and next year as well.
I don't know what will happen, but it's up to you, Mr. Mahama.
Are you the one who has the authority?
Can you stop saying things like that?
I know, right?
I want you to stop saying things like that.
Even the guests think that I have made up my mind.
It has nothing to do with me.
That's not true!
It has nothing to do with the guests, but it's the same for other programs as well.
The guests say that you don't invite me at all.
I have never said anything like that.
I don't have any negative talents.
I have about three of them.
Three of them?
I'm leaving now.
Isn't he cute?
No!
"Science Professor 24 Hours" can never be laughed at!
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