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Nose sucking Grand Prix!
It's a competition of how well a challenger can suck a male target's nose without knowing anything about it in a Grand Prix!
However!
If you think that watching a man sucking a man's nose won't make you stop watching...
When a judge, Downtown, presses a button in his hand...
The video disappears and only the audio plays!
The one who can suck a man's nose without the video disappearing and only watching it on TV will win!
The first challenger is Endo Kokoriko.
His target is...
Endo's feared senior, Yuichi Kimura.
I'm used to sucking a man's nose.
I'm also used to sucking a man's legs and legs.
To make them cry.
When Kimura says he's raising his boobs to make his kids cry...
Endo attacks!
You have to suck it in!
Why do you have to suck it in?
You have to sit down and suck it in.
You have to suck it in and suck it out.
Please watch this!
Why do you have to suck it in?
Why?
Why do you have to suck it in?
Why?
You've gone too far, haven't you?
You're making a weird noise!
Next up is Kokoriko Tanaka.
His target is...
A fighter as well, Bobby Orogon.
Hey, you're a fighter, right?
You're a fighter, right?
Your body is amazing.
Tanaka wants Bobby to show his muscles.
He challenges the water with his nipples.
I can't move with my nipples.
Bobby, you can do it.
You can do it.
I can move with my nipples.
Just a little.
Bobby, you can do it.
If you do it right, you can move with your nipples.
What are you talking about?
You can move with your nipples.
You can do it.
I can't see it.
You can't see it.
Bobby is afraid of water.
That's right.
After this, Tanaka tries to suck Bobby's nipples, but...
Don't try it.
Bobby hates it so much that he failed to suck his nipples.
And the third person is the first to appear with a hug, Miki Kousei.
The target is Chidori Daigo, who is a senior who makes Kousei nervous.
It's been about two days since I came to Tokyo.
It's really hard for me to get that hotel glass.
Kousei is stressed about his job in Tokyo and wants Daigo to suck his nipples.
You can count on me, brother.
Why do you want me to be your nipple-specific brother in Tokyo?
Why don't you buy me one?
You say it's hard, but it's really hard in Tokyo.
Daigo, you know that Tokyo is...
I've never heard of it. No, I've never heard of Tokyo's walls.
For now, Daigo wants Kousei to suck his nipples.
Don't touch me.
I won't touch you.
So you'll hit me, right?
Yes.
Just look at me and hit me.
Yes.
I know.
What are you talking about?
Wow!
Hold on!
Wow!
I'm sorry for all of a sudden.
I thought I had no choice but to do it.
Just one nipple.
My cheeks are about to pop out.
Forget it.
One nipple.
Excuse me.
What is this?
One nipple is too long.
Can I ask you for a favor?
Fifteen nipples.
I'll count them for you.
Thank you.
One, two, three, four, five...
Is this how you do it?
Look at this! I want you to look at this! I worked really hard for this!
I want you to look at this!
You're blowing quite a bit!
Right? Isn't it amazing? I worked really hard for this!
Even though he's nervous, he showed his stubborn nipples!
And tonight, Hosei will challenge that veteran entertainer!
Let's move on to the next challenger.
Next up is Hosei! Thank you for coming!
This is Hosei's target.
This is Shouji Murakami.
He's a great teacher.
How is it? If you say it's difficult, it can be difficult.
It's difficult.
He's ten years older than me.
Shouji-san, you're older than me.
I see.
It's difficult for an older person to suck on their nipples.
It's difficult for me too.
Now, Hosei-san's nipple sucking, start!
Hosei's nipple sucking, start!
Good morning!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
I'm here!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
You don't look like you normally talk.
No, no, no.
You don't look like you normally talk.
No, you don't look like you normally talk.
I'm already...
You're already white!
You're already black!
Show me!
That's enough!
Let's see it!
Let's see it! Please show it!
It's already like that now.
Fast!
It's pretty fast.
She's big.
I'm a little big.
You are?
I'm big.
Isn't it a little big?
Well,
can you give me some water?
I'll bring it.
I'm sorry.
Watermelon.
What's wrong with you?
You're still a bad guy.
Why do you like watermelons so much?
Hey, Shun san, I'm sorry, but I have a lot of things to do in this show.
What do you do?
I do a lot of things.
Do you want me to do something for you?
No, can I sit down for a moment?
Yes.
Can I?
No, I'm really sorry.
Hey, Shun san, can you sit down for a moment?
Let's talk for a moment.
I'm going to talk for a moment.
Wait a minute.
You're talking.
What's this?
Wait a minute.
Why do you talk about me?
Can I say it?
Wait a minute.
Why do you talk about me?
Can I say it?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Can I say it?
What's this?
You're sitting.
Why do you talk about me?
You're sitting.
Can I say it?
You're sitting.
Can I say it?
You're not a dog!
You look like you're having fun.
You look like you're dating.
You're funny.
I can't do it anymore!
Wait a minute.
I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it anymore!
It looked like you were having a lot of fun.
In the end, we were having fun.
How about Suttan?
Suttan didn't suck it for me for about two seconds.
But Shoji-san did it for me.
In terms of sucking it...
I think Endo sucked it the most.
Kosei also sucked it.
He sucked it for about 30 seconds.
30 seconds.
There were various types of...
Various types of...
Oh, you're right.
Of water for the nipples.
That's right.
The four teams of challengers have finished.
What do you think, Shoji-san and Udantan-san?
That's right!
Are you okay?
Yes.
Then, please announce the winner of water for the nipples!
Please announce the winner of water for the nipples!
There is no outlier!
Wait a minute!
I can't say it's water for the nipples.
Seriously?
It's not like we were lined up or anything.
Then, I want to suck it for the nipples.
What's wrong with you?
And, you know, in the end, we're just doing it inside.
We need to change our target.
We need to change it to an actor.
Like Umezawa.
It's impossible for him to suck it for the nipples.
I came to Tokyo just to suck it for the nipples.
That's right.
I came to Osaka just to suck it for the nipples.
I think there will be a second round.
At that time, with these guys...
I think we have to go as far as Suharel's Xena Kempei.
That's impossible!
We have to go as far as her husband.
I think we can't go that far.
When we do the second round, we'll think about our target a little more...
We'll raise the bar a little more...
I think there will be a second round.
I hope you'll do your best in the second round!
That's it for the nipples sucking grand prix!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have Bobby challenge the target of nipples sucking.
My nipples are so big that I can't do it!
Because I'm so nervous!
I'm sorry, Kiburo.
When you said you sucked my nipples, I thought you had such a good pass.
I don't feel like this.
Excuse me.
No, it's okay.
I don't want you to do it like that.
I thought you'd say no, but you actually sucked my nipples.
Don't say that.
You sucked so little of my nipples.
You really sucked my nipples.
I thought you'd be arrogant if you sucked my nipples once.
Look at me.
What?
Your nipples.
I didn't know you'd suck my nipples.
I've been sucking your nipples for hundreds of times.
Thank you.
How did you like my nipples?
My nipples?
Yes.
They were cute.
Thank you.
How do you feel about being sucked?
I feel sick.
Why did you have to be sucked?
You're back!
There you go.
I didn't do anything wrong!
I have something to say.
What is it?
Why don't you like it? I don't want to do it.
You don't?
I really don't want to do it.
But I have no choice.
I have a question for you, Mr. Downtown.
A few days ago, Tomoyo Harada released his album "Entertainment Life" for the 35th anniversary.
What don't you do, Mr. Downtown?
I don't have anything special for the 35th anniversary.
It's only been a year.
Do you have a dinner show or something?
You're going too far.
Dinner show?
How do you do a dinner show?
I want to do the dinner show we used to do as kids.
What was it?
We did it for a project.
What was it?
When we sang, the staff would sit down and it would rain.
It was hot and we had to cover ourselves.
It was violence.
The moon was crazy.
That's why it's scary.
No, no.
The staff would sit down and it would rain.
It was hot and we had to cover ourselves.
You used to do it with me.
I used to do it as a kid.
It's a downtown dinner show that started 24 years ago.
The staff who are enjoying the dinner show as customers in downtown
will sing various songs along with the lyrics of the song.
I did it a lot.
If I do it now, I'll get a lot of complaints.
Can you do it now?
I can't do it now.
I'll get complaints soon.
I see.
I can't do it now.
There are a lot of people who are watching TV and are about to complain.
I see.
The other day, I was on a different TV show.
There was a story that made my wife angry.
For example, when you go home and your wife is on the phone.
I see.
It happens, right?
At that time...
When you say that...
I mean, I mean, I mean...
You think like that, don't you?
No, no, no...
I'm calling you!
No, no, no...
My husband is coming back!
Yes! This atmosphere!
I'm not wrong for sure!
My husband is coming back from work!
Don't you think it's dirty? Just once!
But I'm calling you, so it's fine, right?
No, no, no... What will you do? What will you do?
Me?
My husband is coming back and my wife is calling me!
But honestly, it happens, right?
Well, it happens...
My answer is...
My husband is coming back...
I'll hang up and call you back later...
I think that's my answer...
So I hang up and...
Welcome back!
That's what I said...
You're so stubborn...
Don't you think so?!
If I said that would irritate you...
It would be like...
It would be like this...
I can't think of anything...
It's like an old way of thinking from the Showa era...
No, no, it's definitely like that!
I'm calling you because I have something to do...
Isn't it fine like that?
You're definitely lying...
You're amazing...
No...
You're lying so much!
No...
It's true!
This is what I can say...
No...
It's a lie...
Then let's talk about this city...
I know...
I don't know what club you're in...
Are you a kindergarten student?
But you're coming back, right?
Your husband is coming back...
So you're coming back, right?
But you can say that after you hang up...
That's...
This phone call is quite long...
Yeah, it's long...
Right?!
You say that, and your face gets irritated...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
If you make that face, my irritation will go away...
So, I took a shower and went out to do something...
When I came back, you were still talking!
It's not that expensive...
When you said "I'm angry", I felt like I was going to die...
And this atmosphere...
It's like I'm a bad guy...
And if you cheer me up like this, I'll become a bad guy again...
No, I don't think you'll become a bad guy...
But you have a lot of different ways of thinking, don't you?
You say it, too...
You're the one who gets irritated by your wife...
I feel like I'm the only one who's like that...
You say it, too...
Usually, when you say you're going somewhere with your family...
And you say you want to ride a motorcycle...
Well, you have your family's car and my car...
But I don't use my car much...
I don't ride it much...
And you have your family's car...
And your family's car is usually your wife's car...
But when you say you're going somewhere with your family...
And you ride in this car...
Well, with a good probability...
If you ride in a high-speed car and you shake it...
There's no gasoline in it at all...
"No, I'm going far away", you say...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Shouldn't you get drunk on the way?
No, it's not like that...
Even if you say you're going somewhere with your family tomorrow...
I know it already...
But there are times when you can't invite your wife on that day...
You...
You have a bad manner...
No, no...
That's right...
If you do that...
I'll smash your wife's jaw...
Leave me alone!
You're a bad boy!
If you pay attention...
You'll find it all on the drive recorder...
If you drink it now, there's nothing I can't buy...
You're a bad boy!
What an adult!
"What's wrong with you, wifey?" "There's nothing!"
I don't care.
Wifey, you're mad at me, aren't you?
You're making me say a lot of things, aren't you?
I'm not making you say it! You said it yourself!
If you're mad at me about something like that, then I'll say it like this, okay?
No, you can't fool me!
I didn't say it on my own!
Come on, say something.
Come on, say that you're mad at me about something like that.
What are you talking about?
Isn't there something like that?
You can't change the water in the water server at all, can you?
When it gets low, it starts leaking, you know?
When you turn it on, it starts leaking.
Oh, you're telling me to change it, aren't you?
I don't have it anymore, so change it.
Then you'll say 'what is it?' right?
Yes, yes.
"Excuse me, when are you going to edit this?" "I'm going to edit this."
Cut everything out.
"No, no, that's terrible, terrible, terrible." "No, no, no, no, no, no."
"No, no, no, no, no, no." "So you're angry about that?"
No, I'm not angry, but I'm just waiting for me to change completely.
"Right?" "Like..." "Like you'll change when you realize it."
"No, no, I'll change it, I'll change it." "Eh, eh, you'll change it?"
No, I'll change it. In short, I'll change it, but no matter how you think about it, you're trying to make me drink it completely, right?
It's like a chicken race when there's about one last drink left.
It's already spicy, but I can't drink it until he drinks it.
If you drink it now, I'll have to change it.
Wow, you're an adult.
You'd better change it quickly.
Don't say that!
No, it's not like that now. I'll change it if you say so.
But you know, it's kind of annoying.
No, of course, in the past...
No, say that in the past.
Say the past like you say it now!
That's about it, you!
Don't talk so hard about it!
Are you stupid?
Don't say it like you say it now!
Even about ten years ago, I said it like I said it last week!
That's what talking is like!
You got 35,000 points! What are you going to do about it?!
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