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Don!
Ouch!
Shh!
Tonight's Gakinosukai is a special program, Silent Library!
Chidori faces her guests and pushes them away!
And for some reason, downtown wins this time!
It's a rare downtown push-away reaction!
Ouch!
Chika Chika Gakinosukai!
Shizuo, go home.
Why? Why do you go home?
(clears throat)
Are you okay?
(clears throat)
(growls)
One, two...
(growls)
OK!
(growls)
(cough)
(laughter)
(cough)
This is no good. I want to quit.
(laughter)
I'm done with this. I'm done. I'm done.
(cough)
(growls)
Who is this?
Who?
Ouch!
My hands hurt so much.
One, two, three...
Shh!
Who's there?
Look at him.
He's weird sometimes.
He's weird at times like this.
It's okay.
Don't overthink it.
Put your hands up.
Okay, please.
Shut up!
Are you trying to rip it off instead of cutting it off?
This is disgusting.
Thank goodness.
Scary, scary, scary.
Here I go.
It stinks.
Be quiet!
Wait a minute!
May I take it off?
Wait a minute!
May I take it off?
It's no good.
Let's go eat first.
It smells bad.
It stinks!
3, 2, 1, go!
(snorting)
(laughter)
Don't spit it out!
Swallow it!
(snorting)
It stinks, it stinks!
It stinks!
Don't spit it out!
(snorting)
It stinks!
Let's go home.
Okay, okay.
(snorting)
(laughter)
I'm not saying anything else.
(snorting)
No, no!
(snorting)
No, no!
(snorting)
Would you like to buy it?
No, thank you.
Would you like to buy it?
I'm a little scared.
Would you like it?
Excuse me.
Would you like one of those three people?
No, thank you.
One, two, three...
What is this?
Is this possible?
If you say the truth, you mean Hosei-san, right?
Are you serious?
I really hate tingling.
I'm not that kind of person.
It's not because of my debut or anything like that.
Everyone is like that.
Is it okay for you to touch it?
It fell.
Is it a gun?
That's a little...
I don't like guns.
I definitely don't like guns.
Take it, take it, take it.
It won't come out.
Take it, take it, take it.
(snorting)
Count it.
Here I go.
Three...
Eight...
It's not eight.
It's seven.
It's not seven.
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Boom!
It tickled me.
Too hard.
It was shining.
It's hot.
Wait a minute.
Damn it.
I don't think I can do this.
Change it nicely.
I'm done.
It's working.
Something is still coming.
Thank you for watching.
It's coming again.
I see.
It's still coming.
One, two...
It's coming. It's coming.
The table won't stop.
It's great. It's great.
What's a "matsumatsu cap"?
What's "matsumatsu cap"?
I can see it.
Why are there so many?
This is bad.
I want to simulate it.
What are you doing?
Don't go wild.
I want to simulate it.
It's big.
It's fast.
His hairstyle is cool.
He looks like a designer of Paricole.
It's coming.
It's not a Lie Detector.
It's you.
Mr. Otsu and Ms. Mazon.
When you come up with this, I'll ask you guys to sing.
You guys are doing something weird.
You can do it first.
This or this.
Which one?
I'll decide.
Why?
This is it.
Can you bite it?
I can bite it.
What's going on?
It's not a kilo.
Can you suck it in?
Suck it in.
Mr. Otsu again.
I just pulled it out softly.
It stinks!
If you lift it up, it'll come up again.
It stinks!
What is it?
I'm tired.
I'm scared of cooperation.
Which one?
Be quiet.
Oh, the last one.
Hosei-san isn't here.
What is it?
I'm sure I can do this.
He's talking normally.
I can't feel it.
What is it?
I can't feel it.
One, two...
Hosei-san?
It stinks!
I can't feel it.
It's my first time.
I can't feel it.
It's my first time.
Wait.
Don't open your mouth.
Die!
Before you die!
My mouth is closed.
Before you die.
With your nose.
Before you die.
I'll kill you if you don't open your mouth.
Next is pink.
It's pink, so it's okay.
Pink is better than yellow.
Pink is cute.
It's cute.
What are you doing?
Try it!
It's in the way.
It's not lucky.
Where do you use it?
There is no such four-lettered word.
I'll go.
It hurts!
I don't have a head like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Takahashi Meijin.
Wow!
That kind of person is Takahashi Meijin.
Takahashi Meijin.
That kind of person...
Let's go.
He doesn't get up.
I see, I see.
Shut up!
Keep your body down.
Okay, let's do it.
Go ahead.
What? What are you doing?
That kind of person is fine.
It's embarrassing.
He doesn't have a head like this.
It's embarrassing.
He doesn't have a head like this.
It's embarrassing.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
It's embarrassing.
No, no, no.
You won't let me practice in the underground.
Even if you pay me.
You did it, didn't you?
You finally did it, didn't you?
I don't like it.
What is this?
I don't like it.
This is bad.
I won't say it again.
On my knees.
One, two, three.
Alright!
That's a lot.
I'm begging you.
I'll pay you.
This is no good, Matsumoto-san.
It's really scary.
I'm afraid of failure.
It's okay.
The angle is important.
I know the best angle for this.
Higher.
I'm scared.
Three, two, one, go!
It's broken!
It's broken.
Let's just end it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it one by one.
Should I go first?
No, you go first.
Yes!
It's broken!
It's amazing!
A machine exploded in Hamada's hip!
It's a very good shape.
Can you put this bald thing on my head?
On your head?
Yes, I put it on your head.
Are you going to sleep?
Shh! Don't talk!
Don't listen to this!
I've never heard anyone say "sleep" like this!
No, you can't do that!
Shh! Don't talk!
That's just right.
You're lying!
Shh! Don't talk!
Wait a minute!
3, 2, 1!
Stop it!
Oh, thank goodness!
Not yet! Not yet!
Oh, thank goodness!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Shh! Shh! Shh!
I'm embarrassed!
I'm the worst-looking guy in the world!
Now, they add a skull and increase the probability of punishment and continue the game!
I don't like this at all!
It's higher than the top of your head, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Look at this! Look at this!
Who did this?
It's because of you.
If you run away like this, I'll kill you.
Me?
Even now, you're out.
You're strong!
Your lips are sweet.
You can do like this.
One more.
Are you serious?
You can do like this.
What are you going to do?
I'll do like Nobuikei.
Nobuikei?
Yes, Nobuikei.
I'll do like Matsumoto-san.
One, two...
Which one is closer?
Daigo or Matsumoto-san?
Matsumoto-san, please draw.
Nobu or Nobuikei?
I don't like it.
Which one is closer?
I'm scared.
Nobu or Nobuikei? I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Nobu or Nobuikei?
Daigo or Daigo.
You're wrong.
Daigo or Daigo.
I can't do it.
Daigo or Daigo.
I'm serious.
I don't know it.
Then, I'll do like this.
Daigo or Daigo.
You're wrong.
I'm scared.
Ending with Matsumoto.
Licking his lips.
Actual performance.
I licked my lips.
You can't do it alone.
I see.
I'm going to do it.
Here I go. First one.
Second one.
You're great.
You're done.
Endo's last one.
Die, you guy.
What's next?
Die, you guy.
Enjoy yourself and kill me.
Kill me.
Die, you guy.
Endo's last one.
I see.
In addition...
As a special performance...
Special performance?
Sorry about that.
It's OK.
I saw it.
I won't say anything.
No?
No.
You're really crazy.
Who just did this?
Me or you?
You did it.
That's cute.
No, it's too much.
No, it's enough.
No matter which one you play, you'll hit it.
That's enough.
Do it a little earlier.
Yes.
Wait a minute. What's going on?
Nobu, hit it. You've only played it once.
Nobu, hit it.
Good. That's good.
Nobu, good job.
Oh, you put in the powder.
Oh, I see.
Oh, that's what you mean.
No, but if the balloon gets bigger, it'll fly away.
Oh, wait.
Behind the balloon.
Here we go.
Stop it.
It's coming. It's coming.
Oh, that was close.
That was close.
It took me five seconds.
It was a fun game.
Then, prepare your emotions.
But it's okay.
No, prepare your emotions.
I won't hang myself.
You'll receive two punishments at the same time.
Endo Special Version.
Shouldn't we take it off?
That's right.
Takahashi Meijin, please come here.
You don't need a microphone, do you?
It's hard to get in.
3, 2, 1, start!
Show me your face!