AISubs v3.5
Ladies and gentlemen...
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
You're not wearing a tie.
Then you're wearing an overcoat.
An overcoat is fine.
If I wear an overcoat too, we'll look alike.
We don't look alike.
We're the same.
You're wearing an overcoat.
Then I'll take off my tie.
You're wearing an overcoat.
It's fine.
What's with the tie?
What are you trying to do?
You're wearing a tie around your head.
Do you think I'm Kawasaki Mayo?
What's with that?
I don't know about you,
but you go to people's funerals to improve your image, don't you?
You said you wouldn't invite me again!
I thought you'd go alone again.
Why do you have to invite an old man who's over 50 to go with you?
It's because you feel like you should go.
I think we have different opinions about this.
That's not true! Everyone thinks like that!
What are you talking about?
That's not true at all!
It's not like that.
You shouldn't have invited me to go like this!
That's not it!
I don't want to go with you!
It's fine if you don't go!
I want to go, but how?
It's fine if you don't go!
But you know, I'm like this.
I'll say it like this.
If Hamada comes, will he become a bad guy?
What?!
What will you do?
No, no, no!
Whatever you do, you'll be talking about Hamada!
Shut up!
If you're going to do it, do it!
You're the only one who wants it!
Yeah, you're the only one who wants it!
And there are times when you're the only one who goes!
See, there's that too!
Are you listening?!
There are times like that!
I'm listening! I'm listening!
You're listening!
That's why I'm saying it!
And there are times like that in plays!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
There are times like that in plays!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
There are! There are!
Do you know?
What?
I've never said anything bad about Hamada in any of my plays!
Like what?
I always say it in "Downtown"!
No, you say it!
The company says it!
No, I say it in "Downtown"!
If I were alone, I'd think about something bad like something Hamada wouldn't say!
I always say something bad about Hamada!
Even when I'm climbing the stairs!
I think about something bad about Hamada!
If I think it's hot, I say something bad about Hamada!
That's enough!
Hey, you! Don't get fooled!
Why did you say that?
You said it first, didn't you?
What's with you?
Nothing.
What's with you? Your chest muscle is in the way.
You can't walk straight.
Yesterday, when I walked normally...
A black person who doesn't know anything...
A black person who doesn't know anything about chest muscle...
...doesn't know me.
He doesn't know me at all.
How is a black person who has just passed by...
...training chest muscle?
No, no, I'm not like that.
I'm in a hurry. No, I'm serious.
Isn't it amazing?
I'm finally getting scolded by black people.
You must be really curious.
Oh, is that so?
So I go to the gym.
I knew it!
You said you didn't go to the gym!
Everyone goes to the gym now.
You said you didn't go to the gym.
You lied to me!
You run, don't you?
I do run.
What do you think I am?
That's fine.
You sweat, don't you?
And you take a shower.
And you have to go to work.
And you have a gun lock.
And you have to do a lot of things.
You're a good guy.
I was surprised.
I took out my gun and...
I don't have anything!
What do you mean?
I don't have anything!
My clothes!
Wallet, keys, sunglasses...
- T-shirt... - Your clothes you changed...
Yes! My clothes!
- Everything! - Yes, yes...
- I was like "what?!" - Yes, yes...
- Everything! - Yes, yes...
- I panicked! - Yes, yes...
- I was like "what should I do?" - Yes...
- My clothes were all messed up... - Yes...
- Anyway, I wiped my clothes with a gym towel... - Yes...
- I wore a gym gown... - Yes...
- I went to the front... - Yes...
- I said "excuse me"... - Yes...
- But my face was white... - Yes...
- There was a manager at the front... - Yes...
- He said "yes"... - Yes...
- But I didn't have anything...
- Well, well...
- Your brain is missing again...
- I was like "what?!" - Yes...
- But I didn't have anything! - Yes...
- I was like "what?!" - Yes...
- So I asked the manager at the front to come to the locker room... - Yes, yes...
- So I opened it... - Yes...
- And I was like "what?!" - Yes...
- But I didn't have anything! - Yes...
- So I was like "what?!" - Yes...
- So the manager at the front opened the locker room's side... - Yes...
- But I had everything! - Yes...
- I was like "well, well..." - Yes...
- But at that moment... - Yes...
- I couldn't say "excuse me" anymore! - Yes...
- I was too embarrassed! - Yes...
- You didn't say "excuse me" when you opened the locker room's side, did you? - No, I didn't!
- Well, this gym... - Yes...
- It was originally open... - Yes...
- And I had my own locker room... - Yes, yes...
- So I went in there... - Yes...
- And I closed it there... - Yes, yes...
- It was a gym... - Yes, yes...
- So I think... - Yes...
- I came in... - Yes...
- And I opened the locker room's side... - Yes...
- And I took everything out... - Yes...
- I put everything in there and closed it... - Yes...
- And with my usual code number... - Yes...
- I put everything in there and closed it... - Yes...
- So I locked everything that didn't have anything in it... - Yes...
- And I put everything in the bottom and it wasn't locked at all... - I see...
- Well, that's how it is... - That's how it is...
- I left it like that for about two hours and I didn't get fired... - Yes...
- That's true... - It was a good thing...
- When I opened it...
- My manager and I were like...
- What kind of face is that? - What kind of face is that?
- It's embarrassing...
- He's been waiting for me to say something... - Yes...
- It's like...
- Everything's in there...
- Well, that's how it is...
- He said "bye" and left...
- On the other hand, my manager was like...
- He said "I'm sorry"...
- I'm sorry...
- I'm sorry for your lines...
- I was so nervous that I almost fainted...
- Well, you know...
- You know?
- It's definitely a lie...
- Well, seriously...
- No, I'm gonna say it first and it's already going down...
- No, no, it's not like that...
- It's locked! The problem is locked!
- What, what, what?
- Because it's a locker that locks up, I don't think it's locked at all!
What I want to get mad at is bad guys in the world.
Huh? What do you mean?
In short, if there are no bad guys, you don't need a key, right?
Oh, well...
What's with that code number?
If there are no bad guys, you don't need it!
It's because of them that I've been mistaken for Rocker!
At the convenience store...
Right?
Am I the only one who has to go to the convenience store toilet?
Everyone's late, right?
There's only one toilet in the convenience store, right?
There's one that doesn't come out for about ten minutes, right?
I was wondering what you were doing.
I thought you were at home.
Don't you think so?
I've never been to the toilet in a convenience store.
It looked kind of dirty.
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, I mean-
What convenience store are you talking about?
I'm not talking about any convenience store.
You're really bad.
What do you mean, I'm bad?
I can use it at all, I do use it, but I don't really have a single one in a convenience store.
It's quite a high possibility that I'm trying to go out as soon as possible and waiting for people, right?
Then you're quick.
Of course you can do it at home, but you have to say "mini-stop"
It's too expensive
For example, you have to say "mini-stop", but you have to say how much you want to consume first, otherwise it's not funny
I know that, but isn't there a reason you can't do it?
Why?
Isn't there a reason you want to say it all the time?
I don't know what you mean
I forgot to say it
You say it all the time, but you don't say it all the time?
I might say it all the time, but sometimes I say it all the time and it's not funny
I'm sorry, but sometimes I say it all the time
That's not what you want, isn't it?
Why?
That's what you want, isn't it?
I'm still here!
I don't know if you can do it at home, but you have to say it all the time
I think so
I think you have to open the door of the convenience store after 3 minutes
But you have to say it all the time
You have to say it all the time
Then you will definitely go out, right?
Because you won't go "bang"!
No, of course not.
No, you're wrong!
No, it definitely won't take me 3 minutes!
Rather, I want you to go to the convenience store bathroom because you want to get out of there as soon as possible so that it won't take you 3 minutes!
If you stay in there for more than that...
Yes, yes.
You won't get out of there for 10 minutes.
I think you have a stomachache.
That's a hospital!
Go to the hospital!
You're going to the convenience store!
You have to go now!
"Bang" came out of nowhere! "Bang"!
I'm angry about things like that.
Do you usually do that?
I'm not angry at all about things like that!
I'm angry about things that can't be helped!
You've never been angry about things you can't help.
I'm sure of it!
Don't do it! Be careful!
If you're angry at your manager for some reason, it might be recorded.
Don't do it!
If you're recorded by your manager, there's nothing you can do about it!
Of course, you all trust him and talk to him, don't you?
Why do you still get angry about things like that?
Your manager had a crooked nose, didn't he?
There was one on the right and one on the left.
Everyone is saying which one it is this time.
Have you ever hit your manager?
No, I haven't.
Why would you hit your manager?
You're his friend, aren't you?
You shouldn't hit your manager like that!
That's what I thought.
There's no way you'd do that!
What should I do? What should my manager do?
I don't remember the details, but...
You don't remember?
I think you'd remember better if you were hit.
Hit?!
Did you hit him?
I remember it as "bing".
That's a low price.
I'm sure you'll get hit for this.
What do you mean?
You'll get hit for that.
When was that?
That was a long time ago.
I think I did "gotsu" back in the day.
You went back up with a lot of determination.
You're lying.
I'm serious.
Why did you go back up with a lot of determination?
He's our president now.
He's "bing" now.
That's amazing.
I don't think he's our president.
That's true, but...
I've been waiting for that for a long time.
Because I had to go to Osaka.
He had a ticket.
At the Silver Bell.
I didn't mind it at all.
But I ran for about 30 minutes and said "I'm sorry" and came running.
I didn't say anything and all of a sudden...
It sounded like a bell, didn't it?
But it's amazing.
It's full of witnesses.
It's a big problem now, isn't it?
It's being filmed and uploaded a lot.
How many times have you done it?
It's being replayed on YouTube.
How many tens of thousands of times?
That's not it!
From the opening...
I've already been hit about three times.
I just remembered it now.
That's good, isn't it?
That's good?
You've been hit for 35 years, haven't you?
Generally speaking, you've been hit for more than 30 years, so don't hit me anymore.
You've been hitting me for 35 years, so I'll keep hitting you.
Isn't it amazing?
Isn't it reckless?
Okay, let's say it's Godz's era.
I don't think there's been a single time since then.
No, there isn't. Really.
But I think Godz's era is very precious.
I don't think there's been a single person who's been reckless.
I don't know about the current era.
It's getting more and more popular.
I think it's amazing.
Those who are reckless hit those who aren't.
It's amazing.
I think it's amazing.
But I want you to keep doing it.
Why?
No, no, no.
It's because the era is noisy.
I don't think you're reckless because the era is noisy.
Because you have a wife you love.
Wait a minute.
Then you should be reckless.
What?
You should be reckless.
What?
Why do I have to be reckless because you're recommending me to be reckless?
Why?
Because you have a wife you love.
Isn't this too much?
Isn't this talk too much?
An old man holding his wife...
Who needs that?
Then let's stop talking about this.
Let's stop it.
What should we do?
Yes, yes.
What should we say to Tama-san?
Hmm?
Hey, what's with you?
Every time, every time. What's with you all of a sudden?
You said "reaction" 3, 4 weeks ago, didn't you?
I did.
That's right. I have something to say to you, Mr. Hamaa.
Hm?
Hey, what's with you?!
Every time, every time, all of a sudden, what's with you?!
The other day, too, when you were in the elevator...
Three or four weeks ago, I think.
We did "Reaction King", didn't we?
"Reaction King"?
Right? And at the time...
Well, this is a separate room, but...
While looking at Mr. Hamaa's patient face...
Is this a man's room?
Ah, ah, ah, you said that in your room, didn't you?
That's what we were talking about.
And really, you know, here, right?
With the wipe, a lot of men come in.
And with Mr. Hamaa's face...
Right, right, right.
It's really similar.
Right, right.
No matter what happens, the man who doesn't move decides who's No. 1.
It's a no-reaction battle.
I heard a pitiful voice!
Meanwhile, in "serious" mode, Mr. Hamaa's expression...
But, Mr. Hamaa, it looks like a red demon.
There's a man's eye in there.
That's right.
There's a man's eye in there.
If you say it like that, I can only say "man's eye" for real.
I think it's a good idea, this character.
I think it's a good idea.
What is it?
Our staff too.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
That's fake!
You look like him, so I thought you'd go out and take a walk.
What are you doing?
I got an offer from here.
Are you stupid?
What do you think of it?
I'm sorry, but I'll keep it a secret from you.
It's like a surprise.
Then I got a return from over there.
It's been a while since I saw you last, right?
You have a bad image of me.
You have a bad image of me?
You have a bad image of me this time, too.
What are you doing?
If you have any comments, please let me know.
Thank you very much.
That bus is playing hard to get this year, too!
Can it be replaced by the laughter that comes one after another?
We look forward to it!
"Otokoume..." Ah! "Otokoume-zou"
It's called "Otokoume-zou", isn't it?
Ehhhh?
About your collaboration with Otokoume-zou...
No, don't say it on your own!
It's not a collaboration!
Nobel! Nobel-san!
Ah, Nobel-san, yes.
Since the show's staff and Hamada-sama's faces are confirmed to be Otokoume-zou,
would you please collaborate with us on the show?
We are very honored to receive such an honor,
and our president and our staff are very happy about it.
Thank you.
As you can see from the commercial,
Otokoume-zou is only in training,
Training?
Otokoume-zou is only in training,
while challenging various trials,
such as water sports, swimming,
and rock climbing,
while dreaming of Hamada-sama and his collaboration,
we train every day until we train Otokoume-zou.
When Otokoume-zou's training ends,
we hope you will consider it.
Thank you.
You rejected me!
What? You're waiting for him to finish his training?
Yes, that's right.
But that doesn't make sense.
I told you when his training would end, didn't I?
Yes, you did.
But his answer was that his training wouldn't end.
You said it yourself! You refused it yourself!
Well, you're right. It didn't work out this time.
To put it simply, I'm sorry.
Stop it! Stop it!
You're hurting me.
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
If this was okay, you wouldn't have done it?
No, I wouldn't.
I'm sure you would.
No, I wouldn't.
It's delicious!
No, it's definitely funny!
No, no, no.
No!
I think I'll sell more.
Mr. Norbert, think about it again.
Should we say it again?
No, no, no.
Say it again.
What?
Next time, you'll write "so" in your letter!
Let's go to the head office! Let's go to the head office for the shooting!
Say it again! Say it again!
I'll say it. I'll say it.
No, you say it!
You can just listen to it.
No, you...
You, make it hotter!
It's more embarrassing!
Maybe it would have been better if it had been louder.
I know, I know.
I've been thinking about it.
No, it's okay.
I've been thinking about other things, too.
What?
No, say it!
Like sangaria.
Sangaria?!
Sangaria.
No, where are you going?!
Stop it!
Sangaria, or bontan candy...
No, it's...
It's...
It's difficult! It's a region!
It's a picture that you started from the region!
No, it's fine! It's fine!
It's fine!
You know, by the way,
Hamada Bamyu Bamyu also...
He thought about it himself and...
When I told him to come into the studio, all four of them were lined up.
When I went in, he said, "Wow, you're cute!"
What is it?!
No, he stopped it on his own!
You like him, don't you? In the end you like him!
I don't like him! He's making me do it!
No, no, no... That kind of character...
Well, I know, I know. You've been doing it with that kind of character.
I know.
You have no choice but to say it, don't you?
No, it's either!
Is it a rough character or a cute character? Which one is it?
No, you have both of them, you charming bastard!
You're amazing, really!
You have both cuteness and firmness!
You bastard!
You have both kindness and firmness!
You're like a mix juice! Shut up, you bastard!
Give me three of them! Three of them!
It was connected just now!