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In the first episode of "Useless Kids",
next episode is "Watanabe Naomi Episode 7"
That's amazing, Mr. Hamaha.
This will be the 49th episode.
That's amazing.
The next episode will be the 50th episode.
I hope you will do it, Mr. Hamaha.
That's what I think.
You have a good sense of humor, don't you?
I'm not good at humor.
That's what you want to see, don't you?
I'm avoiding this kind of thing.
Everyone wants to see you slip and fall.
Before that, I'd like to introduce you to Watanabe Naomi, who is in her best condition now.
Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
There are 49 people here.
Yes, I'm happy.
You look like you're acting.
Is this a regular school?
It's a regular school.
Am I your teacher?
Yes, you are.
This is what it looks like now.
It's getting more detailed.
Where do you think we should put Naomi?
As for women...
Tomochika.
Tomochika is amazing.
There's also Akuro-san.
I'd like to go somewhere in between.
I hope you can go there.
What should we do now?
If you have something to say...
We are in Kanagawa now, aren't we?
Oh, you are right.
Do your best.
I want you to cheer up.
I'm fine.
You should cheer up more.
I'm not fine.
I don't know when you become like this.
You don't look good today, either.
You look like Ujigami market.
Natsu no omoide
Te o tsunaide
Arui takari gansen
Kurumae norikonde
Mukatta ano natsu no hi nante
Omoidashite kanjiru
Kono kisetsu ga kuru tabi
Omoidaseru
Natsu no omoide
Te o tsunaide
Arui takari gansen
Kurumae norikonde
Mukatta ano natsu no hi nante
Omoidashite kanjiru
Kono kisetsu is kuru tabi
Omoidaseru
Natsu no omoide
Te o tsunaide
Arui takari gansen
Kurumae norikonde
Mukatta ano natsu no hi nante
Omoidashite kanjiru
Kono kisetsu is kuru tabi
Omoidaseru
Put it in.
It's not like that. It's like...
Just put it in.
What is it?
I'm looking at it with a card in my hand.
I know. You've been looking at it like that.
With a card in my hand.
Huh? What is this, Yama-chan?
Huh? What is that?
Hosei knocked Hamada down with a central structure.
That's not possible.
Huh? You didn't notice? You're saying a lot of things.
I saw it on Fuji TV.
About 70% of the scenes are about Hamada-san getting knocked down.
That's not possible!
70% of the stories are about me!
That's weird!
Simply put, Hamada is going to hell.
No, no, that's...
Simply put, Hamada is going to hell.
You're saying it!
Simply put, Hamada is going to hell.
Excuse me! Excuse me for interrupting!
Excuse me! I'm Kawashima Asari, a new employee.
Nice to meet you!
Oh no! I'm serious! Oh no!
Excuse me! I'm going to be a manager for Downtown- san.
Nice to meet you! Oh no!
Excuse me! I'm an amateur. I'm sorry!
Nice to meet you!
Oh no! It's really bad! It's real!
It's funny! Seriously! Oh no!
I'm still young, but I've always admired Downtown- san.
I wanted to work for him, but I thought the reason was difficult.
I thought I could do it if I was an employee.
When I was interviewed, I won!
I'm so happy! I'm really happy!
My boyfriend is also a big fan of mine.
When I met Downtown-san, he asked me for my autograph.
I said I couldn't do that.
"What are you talking about?" I said.
And I refused.
Can I take a picture with you?
Can I just take a picture with you?
I'm sorry, but I can only post it on Twitter.
Can I take a picture with you?
Thank you!
Today is the anniversary of our meeting. Can I take a picture of you?
Let's take a picture!
Wow! Let me see it! Wow! It's so cute!
It's so cute! It's leaking!
It's leaking! It's so cute! It's leaking!
It's leaking!
It's leaking! It's leaking!
Thank you! I'm so happy!
Do you want some sweets?
I love sweets and I can't live without sweets!
Do you want some? Is it okay? You don't want it?
You don't want it?
I really wanted to bring my boyfriend here.
I asked my boss if I could bring my boyfriend here.
My boss said no.
My boyfriend definitely asked me to take a picture with you.
I took it now.
I told my boyfriend, but he kept going this way, so I thought he was going to fly.
He kept going this way.
My boyfriend hits me a lot.
He hits me a lot and I feel like I'm doing something stupid.
I always receive something like a DV.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I have a call.
Hello?
Yes, thank you!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Ah, I got it! It's an offer!
Is it a downtown offer? Yes!
Please watch the show! Yes!
Yes!
Abema TV! Yes!
If you win the camera lottery, you'll get 10 million yen! Yes!
Ah! Are you doing the second episode?
That's really interesting, isn't it? I really like it and was watching it!
Yes!
If you do that, I think our Matsumoto will win!
Yes!
Yes! Yes!
I got it! Then Hamada will be second!
Yes! I'd like to go! You'll get 10 million yen, right?
Yes! Yes! I got it!
Please watch the show!
I'm sorry!
Our cast is really bad at cooking!
Really!
I'm also really bad at cooking and I'd like to be good at it
and I'd like to go to a cooking class someday
but how long does it take for you to go to a cooking class?
My boyfriend always scolds me that my cooking is bad!
That's why he always hits me!
I don't know!
But my boyfriend's cooking is different!
Nan, nan, nan, nan, nan!
Nan, nan, nan!
Nan, nan, nan, nan, nan!
Ah!
I'm sorry!
I'll answer it!
Yes! Hello!
Ah! Good evening, Kagayama-san!
Yes! Yes! Is it dinner?
Please watch the show!
Yes! I compared it tonight!
Ah! Yes! I got it!
Is it Hamada's show?
Yes! Hamada's show!
Yes! I got it! Who's in line?
Yes! Aoyama Teruma and Mizusawa Ali!
Yes! Hamada's three of you!
Yes! I got it!
Matsumoto...
Can't you go somewhere with Matsumoto?
Can't you put him in?
Is it tough?
Is it okay if it's just a VTR?
In the comments!
Yes! Yes! I got it!
Yes! Yes! Please!
Excuse me!
So I thought I could meet my destiny and have a boyfriend in high school, but I couldn't do it at all.
I really don't want a boyfriend. Why can't I do it?
Yes, hello!
Yes, is it a downtown offer?
Yes!
Could you tell me about the program?
"King's Brunch", "Food Club" and "Bukke-o-mini-ku- roke"?
Yes! I got it! Yes!
Oh, that day? Yes, it's open! Yes, thank you!
Excuse me!
That manager is crazy!
You'd better hire a manager right now.
That manager is pretty crazy.
He's crazy.
No, there's no way I can do it because it's critical protein.
The taste... Yes!
What kind of drinks do you drink?
I don't drink protein.
What?
I basically don't drink protein.
Oh, is that so?
If you didn't drink it, you wouldn't be like that!
No, I don't drink it!
Do you drink it?
No, it's just a drink sold like this.
But it's protein, isn't it?
Well, it's protein...
Protein!
So...
What?
Here we go.
Entry number 14.
I'm Sato Nobuko from Ibaraki Prefecture.
I work at a mittoro toy store.
My favorite sushi story is "Tobikko".
Today, for my beloved boyfriend, Tatsuya-kun...
Oh, thank you, Tatsuya-chan!
For Tatsuya-kun, I'm going to sing a love song.
It's "Mirai yo Souzu 2" by Doricam.
It's been three springs since I graduated from high school.
As usual, you're by my side with the same smile.
Tatsumi...
On the bike I took you to meet you...
Tatsu-chan, please stop!
I didn't know what I needed to do...
Tatchan! Tatchan!
Tatchan! Tatchan! Don't take the stage!
Tatchan! Tatchan! Don't take it!
Again!
Tatchan!
Wait a minute! I'm sorry!
Tatchan, no! Please, Tatchan!
The prediction of the future I've always imagined in my heart...
...is coming true.
Tatchan!
He's stupid!
He's really lucky!
I see.
He's really lucky!
I see.
I had a bad feeling about my favorite food.
That's true!
That's what people say.
It's hard.
It's an old song, isn't it?
In the passing season, you're not enough for me.
I'm looking for the footprints of my separated heart.
The more I stride forward, the more I think of you.
The hands of the stars count the time.
I want to capture this sleepless night and meet you.
The love that I can't express with my hands...
It's heavy.
...melted my heart.
In the nameless time, we embraced each other.
Back then, I believed that I wouldn't lose anything.
It's real.
Right? It's real, isn't it?
With a small voice...
It's not a line Naomi would say.
Amazing.
The way he appeared...
Amazing.
His face, too.
His face...
I didn't know...
He didn't have his own style.
That's right.
I don't think so.
He ran in parallel until morning.
Didn't you walk around Aoyama yesterday in parallel?
Yes, I was walking.
I saw it.
What?
Don't look at the importance of it.
There is something like that.
Something original, isn't it?
Yes, I was walking.
Alone?
Alone. I'm sorry. I went to buy glasses.
Are you single?
No!
Stop! Get over there! Get over there!
Why?
Stop right there!
No!
Stand right there!
No!
Let's go!
No!
Let's go!
Will you...
Get up! Get up right here!
No!
No! No! No! No!
No!
Get out of here!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
I can't.
You can't? Don't you want to make a spot for the petrol station?
You don't want to leave? Come with me!
Come on! Get up! Get up here! Get up here!
No!
You must believe this man!
Get down here!
No, please!
No, please! No!
Please! Please! Please!
Please! Get down here!
Move it!
Stop it!
Really?! She's touching?! You can't look better than that!
You cannot do! You cannot give up! It's not a game!
Game?!
You can't do either?!
What's right?!
You can't do either?!
We caught you!
You can't do either?!
This is amazing!
This will be a record-breaking update!
She's serious!
She's popular!
Thank you for waiting!
I don't deserve this!
This is my first time to be featured in a program like this!
I'm going to spread whipped cream.
This is my special whipped cream.
My wife makes it.
It's definitely better with a lot of whipped cream.
We've been doing this for 50 years.
I'm going to...
I'm going to put fruits on it!
It's done!
Look!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Come and eat it, even if it's private!
Right?
Do you like it sweet?
Right?
There is also cheese cake!
Don't you want it?
Is it okay?
Can I bring that cake back?
Right?
Can I bring that cake back?
Right?
Don't you want it?
What's wrong with you?
You don't like it, do you?
What?
Hey!
Don't you want it?
Don't say that!
I'll cry!
Can I bring it back?
Don't you want it?
What's wrong with you?
You don't like it, do you?
He's persistent.
I thought it would be funny.
Right.
If it wasn't funny...
I think that he's a high-ranking member at this point.
What?
I think he's a high-ranking member at this point.
It depends on the situation.
You have a funny face.
Shh!
Where are you going?
Stop it!
Everything is a failure!
There is nothing.
Will it disappear?
What?
Shh!
Where are you going?
What?
What kind of appeal is that?
What are you doing there?
What is it?
That's a song, isn't it?
Ramen.
Ramen!
Thank you for your hard work.
You got 60,000 yen.
That means...
You're in second place!
I'm happy!
You're in second place!
I'm very happy!
It's a huge difference.
Koumoto, you're in first place with Koumoto.
But Koumoto doesn't exist anymore.
That's not true.
You're in second place!
But...
You're in second place!