AISubs v3.5
Ladies and Gentlemen.
It's like...
It's like... you know?
Sing!
Just now, in front of the toilet...
Ito-kun.
From ELT.
Ito-kun was there in front of the toilet.
We talked for about 10 minutes.
I don't know what you're saying at all.
Your voice is so small.
I said "eh?"
Even if you say "eh?" you sound so small.
I know you don't have an aptitude for it.
So I said "thank you".
He definitely doesn't have an aptitude for it.
There are definitely things that are unethical, right?
Unethical things in the world...
You're almost unethical.
You know?
You're the first type of unethical person, right?
You're like the first type of unethical person.
Right?
If you were an unethical person...
You'd only have koba oil left.
What is this?
I won't do anything.
You'd only have koba oil left.
Unethical?
Unethical life?
It's not unethical.
It's like a grey piece.
What is it? Which one is it?
Where will you put it?
You're persistent!
You're unethical!
You're scary!
No matter what you do, which one is it?
The world will, right?
I'll do it.
It's not like that.
For example...
You're driving in a shopping district.
It's a car road...
But only half of it.
Around the middle of it, a 3 or 4 year old child and his mother walk in the middle of it.
It's fine. It's fine, but...
How long am I going to do this?
I know the scenery of happiness, but isn't it too long?
Yes, it is.
I have no choice but to smash it.
I'm going to walk in a shopping district like my parents do.
What will you do in that case?
If I leave it alone, my car will be honked at me from behind.
It will be my responsibility.
I know, but I have no choice but to honk.
Honk?
I do not know if I should say "honk" or "honk"
But I am going to break up the peace!
You should not say "honk" but say "honk"
I am afraid of the "honk"
Because there is no peace there is no peace!
I am going to break up the peace!
Of course I will say "honk, honk, honk"
I know
But it depends on the photo
I will say "honk, honk, honk" as much as I can
Even so, my mom was like "Argh!"
Shut up! Shut up!
It happens. It happens.
It happens at least once or twice a year.
Is it that bad?
There was a time I didn't let her yell at me.
Once I didn't let her yell at me.
We were together for quite a long time.
I felt something.
My mom was like "Argh!"
Why?
In the end, she was like "Argh!"
When she suddenly came out of nowhere, I yelled at her.
At that moment, I was like "Argh!"
Full of action.
I did that.
Full of action!
I did that.
It's difficult to say it slowly.
I had no choice but to do it slowly.
In terms of sound.
I did it slowly in the back mirror.
Maybe.
But I did it thinking it was a bicycle.
But it was a car!
It was like this.
No, no.
Don't exaggerate.
You pretended it was a bicycle.
No, no. No one thinks like that.
I still do it once or twice a year.
I was surprised to see its highest grade.
I was on a bullet train.
I had a stomachache.
You may not believe it, but I poop when I have a stomachache.
I see.
I went to poop.
You usually have meat.
I opened the door.
A woman was pooping.
I didn't lock the door.
A woman was pooping.
I don't know where she was from or where she was.
She was a 3 or 4-year-old girl.
She came out and said...
Everyone, look at me!
No, no, no.
You didn't lock the door.
No, no. I...
I look like a poop maniac.
No, you don't. You don't.
"I look at my wife's poop," "my daughter glares at me," "I stay in my room," "and then I'm in shock."
Wow, that's delicate.
Cars are becoming very convenient, aren't they?
Well, if you were me, you'd have a convenient car.
Well, I don't know much about cars and cars.
How convenient is that car now?
The amount of money I get from Yoshimoto is 8,200 yen.
I know what you mean.
How many years are you going to say that?
You know, when you're driving in front of me and I stop, you say, "No, I don't."
Yes, I do.
No, I don't.
Cars are so smart, they're stupid.
You know why?
When you're in a passenger seat and you're carrying heavy luggage, you say, "Hey, get in."
It's smart, but it's stupid.
But it's annoying.
The car I'm driving right now is the one I couldn't get enough of.
It's a trunk.
Even if I'm carrying luggage and my hands are down, I can open it like this.
Like this.
Did you hear that?
It's not like I want to do it right now.
It's really expensive!
I've never seen it!
It's there!
What do we do?
Where do we touch it?
There's something underneath.
A laser.
A laser!
A sensor!
If you touch it, it opens!
Like this.
You think it's convenient, don't you?
The other day,
I parked my car in a parking lot.
There's a lot of space between the car and the wall.
But there's not much space between the car and the wall.
Bang! Bang!
I don't know about that!
It doesn't go in!
It's impossible to do it slowly!
It's impossible! It doesn't open!
I do it like this.
From behind.
I do it like this.
It doesn't open!
But it doesn't open! It doesn't open!
If the wall is too close, it's impossible!
I see.
I have to put it in!
I know about that!
I use the remote control's key.
I press it.
I'm being watched by security cameras.
Don't you ever think of taking a step forward?
That's a secret. I've already stopped it.
Don't you ever think of taking a step forward and opening it like this?
No, no, no.
Then open the door and open the trunk next to the door.
Do it!
Do it from the beginning!
I'll do it myself.
I know it's narrow, but I can't go.
Just press the button.
So I don't know if it's convenient or inconvenient.
I know, but I can't drive that car.
You know, you can't do that.
Why not?
What kind of car do you drive?
An ordinary one.
You know, you know... Oh, someone said it.
Don't take it as a joke.
Do you have bulletproof glass on you?
I don't!
Who said it?!
Wait, wait, wait.
You can't have it on you!
But I asked you!
And it's on the front, too!
You have to give it back!
How much do you want me to pay you?!
Who said it?!
I really asked you!
No, it's not like that!
Why is it bulletproof?!
You have a windbreaker on you, don't you?
I don't!
If you did, you'd get caught.
But you took a picture of me with it on you!
That's not a hat!
You're going too far!
There's no car like that!
But it's really amazing now.
Um...
***** or something like that.
Yeah.
***** doesn't say much.
Yeah.
Um...
Well, you have to register first, but...
Yeah.
Well, you park the car and eat something, right?
Yeah.
Then you get an email from *****.
Um...
The door lock is open.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow!
The window is a little open.
Wow!
Can you tell me?
Training?
Yeah.
That alone is surprising, right?
Yeah.
If that's the case, I'll close it from a distance.
Wow!
I don't like that at all!
It's like looking at *****!
No, that's what it is!
You know where it is, right?
Yeah.
Even so, um...
If you turn off the engine on a rainy day...
If the wiper goes like this at a strange timing...
What will you do about it?!
It's like an old man and I are connected by *****.
That's enough!
Yeah, I have a lot of things I want to fix.
No, you don't want to fix it...
Yeah, I don't like that either.
Whether it's a bullet train or an airplane...
When you go to the bathroom, you turn on the light while you use the bathroom, right?
Yeah.
I think you shouldn't do that either.
Why not?
Because...
It's personal information.
I can't confirm whether it's in there or not, so it's okay, right?
No, no, it's ***** right now!
It's being exposed to the world!
That's not possible!
No, no, no, that's right!
It's completely *****!
But if you look at it and think, "Ah, I'm using it right now," it won't go away, right?
No, but you know, just in case...
*****!
Ah, it's closed!
Just in case, Matsumoto went to the bathroom.
Right? Matsumoto stood up and went somewhere.
I think you're thinking like that.
It may be over-knowledge, but I think you're thinking like that.
And if I say "kasha",
If I say "kasha", you'll definitely follow me.
If you say "ah, Matsumoto's poop started",
I think you'll follow me.
I'm really impatient.
If I don't do it quickly, you'll think I've been pooping for a really long time.
This pressure is crazy.
I think you're thinking too much.
It's not like I've been pooping for a long time.
I think it's okay for ordinary people to say "ah", but for women...
I really think like that.
If a beautiful woman says "kasha",
I'll think "ah, she pooped for a long time".
I'm like that!
Everyone's like...
You're thinking like that too!
You too, you too, you too!
Ah, I see.
Moreover, even though I'm done,
because the next old man comes in,
my poop light may be taken by the old man.
The old man may think I'm pooping for two people.
What are you saying?
I feel like I'm taking the old man's baton.
In other words, the old man's poop and my poop have joined together.
It feels like the old man and I are connected by poop.
That's enough!
That's what it means.
Then, it's about time...
For the show...
Recently, you haven't taught me anything at all.
Ah, is that so?
Well, it's fine.
There's nothing I can't do.
No, but...
What's that?
I want water.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's that?
Ah, yes, yes.
What's that?
It's not soda, it's Hamada Masato.
Eh, really?
No, but...
What's that?
I want water.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hm?
What's that?
Ah, yes, yes.
Eh, what's that?
Who are you?!
Leave me water!
I said "leave me water" and you came over here.
What is it?
If I were a cat, I wouldn't be able to go home!
No, no, you're exaggerating.
Like this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
D-d-drink it.
Seriously.
You know, when we were talking before, Hamada-san was mad at me.
The elevator at Nittere...
Ah, at Shiodome?
At Shiodome's elevator.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
It was too late.
Well, yes, it was too late.
And you said that you were going to blow up Nittere.
Well, it was too late.
Mr. Nittere is here, so I have something to say.
Mr. Nittere?
Yes.
Is there anything you want to say to Mr. Nittere?
You know that Nittere over there?
Um...
Shiodome.
It's Shiodome, yes.
He doesn't care about Roberta at all.
Well, um...
Well, he's famous, so he's famous, right?
Not all the talents want to go.
Shiodome.
No, I mean, um...
There's something strange about it, right?
Yes.
Talent croaks.
That's right.
There are dozens of them.
Dozens of them.
Once a day.
So...
They're supposed to stay lower.
Shiodome.
That's...
Director.
That's...
Director?
At the very end, it's all for the talent.
Croaks and studios are the only places you can stay.
That's...
That's right!
If you manipulate it like that, you can't move forward, Roberta.
How can you not do that?
You think so, don't you?!
I was wondering if we should treat the talent in a special way.
No.
So, um...
From Nittere-san...
Who should I say it's from?
From Japanese TV...
From the department that operates the elevator?
That's right.
From the department that operates the elevator...
Um, I'll give you an answer...
No, stop it!
It's like...
But it's fine.
I'm happy that you're sitting down and talking about it.
Oh, for what reason?
That's right.
Um...
I'm Masatoshi Hamada.
I'm not a down-dancer.
I'm Masatoshi Hamada.
Seriously?!
Huh? You want to do Hollywood style?
Are you crazy?!
Um...
I'm Masatoshi Hamada.
I'm not a down-dancer.
I'm Masatoshi Hamada.
Seriously?!
We have received questions about direct driving of elevators.
Yes.
From the Japanese Television Broadcasting Corporation Administration Facility Promotion Department.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
From them...
We sincerely thank you for your special consideration.
Regarding the operation of elevators...
Yes.
We apologize for causing you inconvenience and discomfort.
Oh, no, no, it's nothing like that.
Can direct driving be done from the basement parking lot to the talent cloak floor?
Yes.
We would like to answer this question.
Currently, on weekdays and Sundays, a lot of employees work at the TV Tower.
Yes.
Elevators operate a lot.
Yes.
There are four elevators operating from the basement parking lot to the talent cloak floor.
Yes.
However, there are often elevators that operate for more than 60 seconds when crowded.
Oh, yes, yes.
If one of them is driven exclusively by you, Master Hamada...
No, no, no, no!
I didn't say anything like that!
I said "target"!
I said "talent" as a whole!
I didn't say anything like "for me"!
No, no...
Did you really say that?!
I didn't say anything like that.
You said it!
No, I said it!
You really said it!
I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
I said "talent"!
If one of them is driven exclusively by you, Master Hamada,
it is expected that this waiting time will be even longer.
Therefore, in case of emergency, such as moving to a studio during a live broadcast,
we apply rules that can't be applied by a super VIP person like a Hollywood star
and operate directly through them.
For this reason, as of now, we cannot do such a thing, Master Hamada.
What?! You said you'd do it with a Hollywood star!
Isn't it crazy?!
It's crazy!
If you have an innovative way of relieving stress from the elevator, I agree with you.
In addition, we are considering changes in management.
If you can give us your advice...
No, no, no!
I didn't say it myself.
I said it's okay because it's for talents only.
But you said it very politely and long.
I wrote it.
To put it simply, I hope it sells more.
But that's not what I mean.
I hope it sells more.
I hope it sells more!
Sell it!
Hollywood star party!
Well, well, well...
Hollywood star party is good.
It happens all the time.
But if you have a regular Hollywood star party once a week, it won't be like this.
I think you should do it again.
Harrison Ford's...
Let's do it!
I think you should do it under Harrison Ford.
But if you can keep a Hollywood star party...
Can you hire a talent only in Japan?
Director!
It's me.
If you didn't know, you wouldn't do it!
So you can't do it now, right?
If you can do it, it's only Ayabe.
When Ayabe came back to Japan, he said...
He hasn't become a star yet!
It's a possibility.
I'm not saying it's a big deal.
You said you had four, but you only have one for talent.
But I'm a little irritated.
I have to fix it.
Don't you think so?
I really don't have it anymore.
That's fine!
I'll wait for you there.
I know.
Then he came in!
He came in one by one.
One by one!
He hasn't been home for days.
His hair is sticky!
I'm not saying it's a big deal.
I think you're all working hard.
I told him.
What's this?
I told him.
Are you washing your hair?
You're hurting me.
I'm calling my mother.
She's asking me if I'm washing my hair.
Come home.
I don't think anyone will say it.
You said it when you were in middle school.
You asked a teacher if he was brushing his teeth.
I did, but...
You're doing the same thing.
It's not a shock.
It wasn't a shock.
It was more like a knapsack.
You get in the elevator...
And even if you push it several times, you still fall.
You guys!
You left me quite early.
I was so excited that I fainted.
Don't call me senpai.