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A bare-skinned battle, at dawn...
I'm in love with you.
That shock came last year's New Year's Eve.
The actors, Ryuji Harada and Ryoji Katsai grabbed a break!
Tonight, the second chair...
...will be stolen by the entertainers!
In the first episode of "Useless Kids",
the second-most popular Ryuji 100% Grand Prix will be held next month!
This is the second episode.
I see.
The second-most popular Ryuji.
Will we see Ryuji again?
That's right.
Ryuji and Akira have made a lot of money since the end of the year.
That's right.
Ryuji and Harada work all their lives.
I'm more of an amateur than an amateur.
He's been doing it for a long time.
That's amazing.
- Tanaka-san. - Yes?
- Where's Oikoto-san? - Oh, I see. He's not here.
- There he is. - I think he might be...
He's not the type of guy who takes a break.
Useless Kids
First, let's welcome the judge of this tournament!
Here he is!
In a criminal city in Tokyo...
There was a man who worked hard for peace.
Kevin!
Thank you for your hard work.
Who are you? Don't forget me.
I'm Marugoshi.
You're naked and you're amazing.
Is it better than that?
The convenience store robbery happened.
Senior!
It's late.
Marugoshi!
Excuse me.
Senior.
What is the situation at the site?
It's good.
Everyone, please cooperate with the investigation.
I...
I'm like this.
My name is Marugoshi.
Nice to meet you.
Wait a minute, Marugoshi.
Yes.
Something is falling there.
Pick it up for me.
Blonde?
There is also.
Is it necessary to fly in a place like this?
Manager!
Do you know anything about blonde men?
What did you say?
The part-time job you quit the other day is blonde?
Senior!
That's the culprit!
Wait a minute, Marugoshi!
Someone is there!
Wait!
Culprit!
Don't think you can escape from me!
Wait!
Manager!
Pick it up for me!
Is it like this?
Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
Pick it up for me!
Thank you very much.
Here you are, the two of you.
Thank you very much.
Here you are.
It's amazing.
I feel like I'm a cook while looking at this.
Please come to the dinner show.
If there is such a restaurant, I will go there.
Could you tell us the points that make this tournament special?
First of all, I think it is natural for the movement to be beautiful and the comments to be original.
I think whether you can see it or not leads to laughter, so I think it's natural.
I see.
However, Ryuji is...
As Masuo-san said earlier, Ryuta is quite busy this year, isn't he?
I often say "Hitoshi-san"
Do you say "Hitoshi-san"?
Not even Matsumoto-san?
I say "Hitoshi-san" because you are my wife.
You have a great relationship.
The second Ryuji 100% Grand Prix.
The first challenger is...
Crime City, Tokyo.
In the midst of that, there was one man who struggled for peace.
Who is it?
Good job.
As a fake jester, Yuta Watanabe.
Shinoyama Akino.
What do you think of me, Dad?
And even Mishina Masaki turned him down.
The last offer he made was...
Nisei-no-Teihen.
He was born again.
I see.
It's nice, isn't it?
There was also Aki.
His hair is white.
His hair is white at this time of year.
The victim is Tokumitsu Maseuchi.
45 years old.
He is a talent.
He was in martial arts until the age of 30.
After that, he used his father's genes to the fullest.
He was like a little tiger.
He was an emcee who was busy at 5 o'clock.
He was a ladies' folk on TV Tokyo.
He couldn't get any instructions from his friends or his wife.
He was fired from his graduation.
His father is this person.
His name is Kazuo Tokumitsu.
Giant.
Kazuo Tokumitsu.
After that, the victim married the emcee who was an emcee on TV Tokyo.
They live in a luxurious house in the city.
They built it with their father's money.
They keep biting it until it melts.
They still get a drop.
Wait a minute.
Who is that man?
Zoom in on the suspicious man!
He must be the culprit!
Wait! Culprit!
Don't think you can escape me!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Got you!
As expected of the announcer!
Truly...
Cheers!
I'm about to cry!
What do you mean?
This practice was so painful!
The director, Takahashi-san...
He really wanted to kill me!
Takahashi-san!
We often hear Takahashi's son crying...
Don't cry!
What do you think about this?
I haven't talked about it at all!
If I were to...
be a professional...
I thought my father's commercial would be canceled.
That kind of pressure...
It's not like that!
I can't lose my job because of this!
What do you think, judge?
As expected, it was wonderful!
The tears...
The result of the practice...
I hope it really came out!
Thank you!
If you're going to cry like that...
Why don't you just quit?
The second Ryuji 100% Grand Prix...
Next up is this guy!
Crime City, Tokyo...
There was only one man...
who struggled for peace!
Kemu!
Good work!
I...
Last time...
I slid so badly I couldn't even say "slide"
This time, I came back with a revenge!
This is where...
the accident happened...
I investigated it myself!
The victim is...
Rendo Shozo!
45 years old!
He's a comedian!
Recently, he lost his diet and wasted money, and he lost his funny personality, and his laugh level is decreasing.
I know.
Last year, he appeared in 5 dramas, and this year he will be the new host of "Zip".
The difference between him and his partner is amazing.
His acting ability,
honor,
empathy!
He only has the talent of picking up cheap girls.
I think he wants everything his partner has.
He's good at self-analysis.
However, recently, he's been trying to get closer to this person.
Former NHK Social Worker, Ikegami Akira.
You'll get in trouble.
He's been invited to this person's show a lot lately.
However, he doesn't know much about the show, and he acts like he knows it because he's stupid.
He's always asking weird questions.
And...
By taking mysterious notes, it seems like he's showing off his smartness!
What? He just ran over there!
What is he doing?
Wait! Wait!
Don't think you can grab me!
I'll grab you, Mondo!
I'll grab you!
Wait! Wait!
Is it from below?
I can see you!
Mondo! Mondo!
Are you okay?
Mondo! Mondo!
Mondo!
Mondo! Mondo!
I'll grab you!
Thank you very much!
Mr. Tanaka, how was it?
I felt like a laugh bag was coming out of my underarm.
No, that's not it.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I was a little surprised.
I didn't know you could hide it like that.
And you used your strength to open it.
I thought you were amazing.
I see.
You practiced a lot.
I practiced a lot.
Mr. Tokumitsu was beaten up by Mr. Takashi next to me.
Next to me.
He was really beaten up.
It's the same practice.
How is it compared to last time?
Yes.
It feels like revenge.
Does it feel like revenge?
Mr. Matsumoto, to be honest, it feels like revenge more than last time.
Oh, does it?
I feel like the commercial break is a little longer.
Again?
Conan and an unexpected handsome actor are joined by a shocking fat guy.
If there was a ninja in modern society, what kind of job would you do to make money?
Well, you know, there is a ninja nowadays.
Where is he?
He is a ninja, so he is hiding.
No, I don't know if he is hiding or not.
If I tell you where he is hiding, you will definitely think I am Shuriken.
Definitely.
No, you are wrong.
You will think I am Ekui Shuriken.
No, you are wrong.
I have never seen him.
Have you ever seen him?
Yes, that's why I am telling you.
You know, there is a ninja, because they are always hiding.
Dolls.
Dolls exist too!
Dolls exist but not everyone.
It's not coming out!
Then you're saying that there's a real one somewhere?
I'm asking you, ninja, because you're a ninja.
You're asking me?
I'm asking you, I'm asking you.
No, I'm saying that there's one somewhere.
There is one, right?
With that wall paper, it's like this.
But...
But the real one is over there, right?
The real one is over here.
Like that...
So you're saying that it's dangerous?
No, I'm just saying that you're there because you thought there wasn't one there.
So if I record this and talk like a ninja like this, it's completely out of context, right?
You know each other so well!
Then it's fine!
If we were that close, Shuridena wouldn't have thrown it!
Hello?
You said you wouldn't say it, didn't you?
That's not true!
You said you wouldn't say it, didn't you?
That's not true!
Why wouldn't I say it?
You said it twice!
Maybe you didn't say it the first time.
You said it twice.
You said you wouldn't say it the first time!
Maybe you didn't say it the first time.
You said it twice!
Maybe you didn't say it the first time.
You should be helpful to me, too!
You may be a Ninja monk top to bottom.
But it can't be like you.
That's how it came out.
So, after that, it's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing, isn't it?
You can see it, can't you?
You can't see it, you can't see it, but you can hear it.
You can't do it like that.
Don't make me say it.
In the end, your partner dies of shuriken because of it.
You don't like it, do you?
Why don't you stab that bad house here?
Why don't you stab it here?
Do you want to take a picture of it?
You should have chosen a better picture, the house.
Look at its face, Daisy.
That's delicious.
Can't you just leave it like that?
Even if you grill it, there's still some meat left.
There's still bones and meat left.
How can you eat that meat with those feelings?
Bones.
Up until now, the second Ryuji 100% Grand Prix.
Tokumitsu and Endo are in the lead.
And behind them...
This race has been really tough.
It's been a tough race?
The director, Mr. Takahashi...
He really wants to kill me.
And now, the second race.
First, this man will participate.
Crime City, Tokyo.
In the midst of that, there was one man who struggled for peace.
Who is it?
Detective!
Good morning!
He's an old man who can do dirty work.
What?
There's no way a naked big guy like me is big!
Then, I'll show you proof.
I'm like this.
I'm definitely a detective.
I see.
More importantly, here.
This is it.
Akitsuhigai happened here.
I did some research.
The victim is Masaya Nakamura, 30 years old.
He is an actor.
He is fully aware of Hayami Mokomichi.
He is in charge of Pon's cooking corner.
But he is also an unused assistant.
He is a professional.
On top of that, his name "Pon" means "graduation".
He is fired.
Wow!
His family is poor.
He is good at basketball.
He likes playing pachinko.
He is not good at anything else.
He doesn't even watch TV.
What are you going to do about it?
It must be hard for you.
He doesn't watch any regular shows.
When you shake Nakamura's horse in Yahoo...
His wisdom melts away.
It's like he's in hell.
Watch out!
Wait a minute!
Someone's running!
Is he the culprit?
Wait, culprit!
Don't think you can escape me!
Wait!
Drop your guns!
Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
Capture!
Thank you very much.
How was it? Try it yourself.
There are a lot of small tools.
That's true.
One of them was boring.
I wanted her to be my ex-wife.
Get ready for the next one.
I gave up everything and came here.
I was a little impressed.
Can you do it without him?
Do your best!
Ryuji, how was it?
Is it a metaphor of "ball on ball"?
Don't say it like Shirai.
That was good.
I'm Shirai.
Your butt looks like Shoronbo.
The second Ryuji 100% Grand Prix.
The last one is this man.
Tokyo, a city of crime.
In the midst of that, there was a man who struggled for peace.
Who is it?
Detective, good job!
It's me.
I'm worried about your knee.
This time, I'm going to break this record.
I'm worried about your knee.
In this place, there was...
Don't move too much.
I'm Shirai.
The victim is...
Your butt looks like Shoronbo.
You're drunk.
I'm a talent from Koyaku.
Why is your butt like Shoronbo?
At the time, there were more than 10 commercials.
The highest monthly income was 30 million yen in the fourth grade of elementary school.
That's a lot of money.
However, after graduating from Appare-sama University, my income dropped.
What are you doing?
Besides, I had a hard life.
Masai...
What?
What's up?
Huh?
Wait a minute.
Is it him?
Wait!
Handy!
You can't run away from me!
This is the basic.
Drop the gun!
Drop it!
Wait!
Drop it!
Thank you very much!
He's an old man!
An old man!
Thank you!
Mr. Yamasaki.
Yes?
How was it?
It was good, but...
I forgot something in the middle...
You forgot it?
No, I forgot it, but...
I thought I needed a turn.
A turn?
Yes!
No, I don't think it's a turn.
Takahashi will beat me up later.
Yes!
I couldn't move.
Yes, you're right.
He's like a troublemaker in the neighborhood.
Yes, you're right.
How about you, Tanaka?
When I saw your knee, I was a little worried and couldn't concentrate.
I see.
What happened to your knee?
It's tough, isn't it?
Why do you say that?
It's tough, isn't it?
No, no.
What's with the small rump in the back?
The small rump?
If you break the small rump, you'll get a push-up.
The second Ryuji 100% Grand Prix.
Who will win it?
Nakamura.
Yes!
Congratulations!
Masaya, one hundred percent.
Can I call myself "Masaya, one hundred percent" for this reason?
Ask your teacher.
As much as you can't jump over me.
Don't shake me up.
How was it, Ryuji?
Well, if I were to put mud on my teacher's face...
Hitoshi-san, can you give me some eyeballs?
Scary, scary.
Kokumitsu-kun, you worked hard.
Those tears...
Really...
Can you not talk to me?
And...
What kind of tears were those?
I was so angry...
I know! I know!
I was beaten up by Takashi-kun.
I'm middle-aged, but I've never been this angry!
These two weeks of training were really...
It's not like we're going to win.
But...
Everyone was so happy!
Amazing...
That kind of feeling grows in you.