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The first episode of "Useful Kids" is "Robert Akiyama's Seven Changes"!
This is the 48th episode.
Is this the longest episode of "Useful Kids"?
I don't know if it is.
Is it longer than "Kiki"?
That's right.
He's been doing it for a long time, and this genius hasn't appeared before.
He seems relaxed.
Relaxed?
He seems relaxed.
Most people who come here are nervous from the previous day.
Yes, yes, yes, I'm listening.
You started thinking 40 minutes ago.
Since it's "Useful Kids", you must have thought of it in a few minutes, right?
That's amazing.
Let's invite him!
Today's star, Robert Akiyama!
Thank you for having me.
You're amazing!
No, no, it's not that I'm relaxed.
I've been going to the coffee shop every day for the past few weeks, but I've always been thinking about it.
How did you do it? Were you nervous?
No, ideas just come out of my mouth.
Don't say it yourself, Robert Akiyama.
You don't have any responsibility for it, but you just said it.
No, seriously, about this...
It's amazing, right? It's amazing, right?
It's amazing, yes.
How old are you now, Akiyama?
I don't know, me neither.
You're not serious at all.
Just say it like it is.
I don't know.
Just say something humorous.
Just say it like it is.
What are you going to do?
Personally, I'm sorry but...
Matsumoto laughs in the morning and looks at Tanaka many times
That's the guy in the clothes
He was laughing in the morning
I think he was making fun of me
I was laughing while driving back home
I remembered
I'm sorry I remembered
He's been driving his whole life
This is bad!
My...
Something came out of my hangar
Does anyone...
Does anyone know?
Does anyone know what came out of my hangar?
Teacher!
Something came out of your hangar?
Yes, yes
Matsumoto laughs in the morning and looks at Tanaka many times
Who is it?
Who is digging into me?
Who is it?
It's always the same. It's always the same.
It's a normal picture, but when it's a half- painting, it's a monster.
It's a half-painting, but when it's a monster, it's a monster.
The arms are bent and the eyes are about to pop out, elementary school students.
It's not just vertical up.
It's a one-person car.
I'm not on it anymore.
Put me on it.
It's a half-paint, but when it's a half-paint, it's a monster.
Draw it gently.
Who is it? Hey, put me on it at least.
Who is it? Who is digging my feet?
What should we do about the start?
I saw it now, but is it okay?
It's okay.
While saying various things, I started explaining what I thought was dangerous.
I started explaining the details of the half- paint.
I'm saying everything I usually say.
I see.
I'm doing something important.
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Money would be splendid
This is Okoda Jumbo
Let's meet up on Wed Tuesday
Remove your makeup and hair
Enjoy a fender sticker
Have fun
Change, change, change, change, change, change, change, change, change
Change, change, change, change, change, change, change
(laughing)
- What are you doing?
- Sorry, I messed up.
- What?!
- I messed up at the end. - What?!
- I feel like I messed up at the beginning. - You messed up at the end!
- I wanted to laugh out loud at the end, but... - At the end...
- I kind of felt like I took two shots while watching it. - Yeah...
- I don't know if it was a shortcut or you thought it was dangerous and you skipped it. - Yeah, I don't know.
- I don't know. - I think I'm done.
- At the end... - I wanted to watch it at the end.
- At the end... - I was like, "What was that?"
- I was like, "This is the real deal."
- Oh, you mean like, you took two shots at once?
- I took two shots at once. - You took two shots at once.
- At the end... - I took two shots at once.
- Like a mannequin. - Like a mannequin with a handle.
- Oh, like a mannequin with a handle. - Like a doll.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The title was "Pickled Plum". - Don't look behind you too much.
- That's what I thought of it. - It says everything you want to see.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- You can take a break. Take a break.
- Take a break.
- You can go out for 20 minutes.
- What, you can't go? You can go for 20 minutes.
- You can't go out for 20 minutes.
- You're out every day!
Hello, this is Angel Garden.
Yes, yes.
Is that so? Which way is your accommodation?
Yes.
Passion, you can go to Passion.
You have to come up to the elevator for a moment.
Are you okay? Yes.
I understand.
Right now, 23 years old, Sae.
Yes, and 26 years old, Kaori.
Yes, 29 years old, Amy.
And 28 years old, Lily.
And 54 years old, Fujita.
Yes.
This is right now.
Yes.
Just a moment.
If you'll excuse me for a moment.
Momo, 20 years old.
Yes, and 26 years old, Luka.
Yes, 29 years old, Sakura.
Yes, 30 years old, Nanami.
And 56 years old, Mochizuki.
Yes.
Well, well, well.
I'm not going to increase or decrease your quality.
Yes.
Is that so?
Sae just came back.
Sae.
Right now...
Oh, I'm sorry.
It looks like it's going up a little now.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
That's right.
Momo is off today.
Yes.
Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Kana-chan, you can take a lunch break.
You're active...
You're active every day!
Yes, hello?
Oh, you're working.
Yes.
Yes, well, it hasn't changed much.
It hasn't changed much.
Yes, 23 years old, Sae.
Yes, and 26 years old, Kaori.
Yes, and then...
26 years old, Michi.
And 51 years old, Kakegawa.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Can I say your name?
Kana-chan!
You can go in the afternoon if you don't want to go now.
What is it, Kazuto? You! You! You, every day, Kazuto!
Yes, hello? Is Fujita okay? Yes, I'll let him know.
Kana-chan! You! You! You, every day, Kazuto!
What's up with him? He's got a big voice.
He's persistent. He really likes it.
He's saying it without thinking.
He's old and he's getting old.
He's saying it without thinking.
He says it without thinking.
If I checked it, he'd say it. If I didn't say it, I would do the same.
Do your best today.
Do your best.
Here we go.
I'll fix you up.
Here we go.
You're doing great.
Here we go.
You're doing great.
You laughed.
Did you see him at the end?
He laughed and did like this.
That was the last one.
You didn't want to see that, did you?
You said "stop it".
We could do it.
Are you satisfied?
I'm scared.
Will we get a good one?
I hope we get a good one.
Will we get a good one?
Please, please.
Please.
Will we get a good one? Please.
We can't do anything.
Please.
Did we get a good one?
Did I get a good one?
Will I get a good one?
I can't do anything here yet.
Did I get a good one?
Okay, let's go.
Okay, will I get a good one?
Let's go.
Will I get a good one?
Okay, let's go.
Will I get a good one?
Okay, did I get a good one?
Did I get a good one?
Wait.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Okay, let's go.
It's home.
My contact lens fell off.
It fell off, didn't it?
Oh, yeah.
My contact lens fell off.
I took a picture without realizing it and it was really scary.
You threw it away right away, didn't you?
I'm kind of nervous.
Yeah.
But I hope it works out.
Yeah, it will.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, she's here.
I'll leave it to you.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
You two asked me to come, right?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Pearl Carbe, a no-gasm trainer.
Nice to meet you.
You two are dating, but it's hard for you to work at night like that, right?
Well...
It's embarrassing.
I see.
You know what?
You don't have to take off your clothes, but you still look dignified.
That's a no-gasm.
That's what you're telling me.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Okay, bring me a chair.
Okay.
Okay?
Even if you don't have to take off your clothes, you can do anything you want with your brain and your brain.
I mean, people these days think that you can't do that anymore if you don't take off your clothes, but you can do that with your brain and your brain.
Slowly, yes.
Get closer little by little.
You're dating, so it's a waste.
Okay?
A little...
With the image of a little **** here.
Yes, a little...
Yes.
Brain and brain.
Wet your brain.
Yes, yes, a little bit more.
Men are wearing like this, right?
You, a woman, have to pull it a little bit.
It doesn't make sense.
Okay, a little...
With the image of a big stick here.
Right?
You don't have to take off your clothes.
You can do anything you want with it.
That's also a solution later.
Okay, good.
Good.
Hey!
Come on.
Hug.
From bottom to top.
- Okay. - Hey!
Okay.
- Like a bullfighter. - Like a bullfighter.
Yes, just like that.
Hey.
Yes.
Yes, like that.
Ladies, also draw your hands a little.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
You've noticed it yourself, haven't you?
Right?
Your brain is capable of doing pleasant things.
Right?
It's fine if it's small. I can do a lot of things with it later.
Yes.
All right, then let's pin it against the wall.
Even if you don't touch each other directly, it doesn't matter if it's a partension or anything in between.
Pin it against the wall.
Heat and heat is orgasm.
All right, you guys are already blocked.
You guys can't do it anymore.
You guys can't meet.
Yes, you guys can't meet.
But it's certain that the other party is over there.
Yes, with this heat, little by little.
Yes, you guys can't meet.
Yes, a little.
Think of the other party.
The other party is over there, and you guys are pining for your partners.
Yes, stand up, stand up, stand up.
Stand up, stand up.
There are people over there.
Yes, over there.
Yes, a little more.
Slowly.
Pining for partners.
There are people over there.
Yes, a little more.
It's over the wall, but the heat is orgasm.
Don, don, don, don.
- Really? - Yes.
Yes, if you do anything at home with this feeling, you won't have to take off your clothes and live, right?
- Yes, that's right. - Yes, thank you very much.
- Oh, did you watch it too? - Yes.
- Did you watch it too? - Yes.
- Did you watch it all the time? - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Yes.
I'm sorry.
It suddenly became a talk of the town.
- Hey, it's almost the last one, so count it! - Yes.
- Oh, that's amazing! - That's amazing.
- No, there are quite a few of these. - No, there are.
Next, it's time for the space serve.
Yes.
I've heard of this before.
Bye.
It's a little disappointing.
Here you are.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Umemiya, you are a man, right?
Yes, I am.
I've never seen you before.
Here you are.
It's a little disappointing.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Here you are.
It's a little disappointing.
I hope I can hit it.
One more time.
I'm sorry.
Hit it.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Umemiya roulette.
Unfortunately, some people are absent.
I'm sorry.
We will hold it again.
Thank you very much.
It's a little disappointing.
I can't hit it.
It's hard to hit it.
Yes, it's over.
Eighth place, Thailand.
Akiyama, eighth place, Thailand.
Thank you very much.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Thank you very much.
Well, there were some parts that cooled down a little.
Oh, it's cooled down.
A baby's last signal.
Yes, an adult's signal.
And the contact.
A real man's...
No, it's such a detailed...
A real man's impatience.
No, no, stop it.
A contact on the floor.
No, no, I didn't want it to be found out, but of course it was found out.
It was found out.
Everyone lost money with it.
That's right.
Ninth place is scary.
You didn't do anything yesterday or the day before yesterday.
Oh, you were still doing it.
What do you think that is?
Is it golf?
Oh, when you're waiting.
Yes, when you're waiting.
No, no, people who play golf do something like this.
What do you think that is?
Then you should do it.
Why don't you try it?
Well, first of all...
Is there a pond?
Who's going to gain from it?
Everyone's losing money from it.
That's right.
Are you going to lose money?
Everyone's going to the golfer and say, "Give it to me."
I've lost money in a bunker.
Everyone's going to the golfer and say, "Yes, sir."
Yes, we will.
I think we will, too.
In the end, it's a competition where you don't put money in.
Yes, that's right.
But in the end, everyone's losing money.
No one gained from it.
One or two people will lose money.
That's right.
So we should all quit.
Let's quit.
Who's going to say it?
Who's the best golfer now?
If it's Japan, it's Aoki Isao.
Aoki said he wanted to quit the bunker.
Bunker or pond?
Which one is it?
But it's not fun anymore.
If it's gone, you can just go to Hirachin and say, "Bang, bang."
Is there a pond over there?
No matter how many times you bring it...
You said it just now.
What?
You said it just now.
If the pond and bunker are gone, it's not fun anymore.
Yes.
You said it, didn't you?
Yes.
You went into the pond and said, "Bang."
Are you laughing?
You said, "Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang."
Are you laughing?
No, no.
I'm not laughing.
If you go in, you're not laughing.
If someone goes in, they're laughing.
What's that?
No, if you try to go over it...
And you're an adult.
If that little ball goes in the pond, it's funny.
What's funny about it? You've been doing it for a long time.
You're crazy. What's so funny about it?
It doesn't go in, does it?
How long will it go in?
How long will it go in? If I quit, will it go in?
Then do it once. Do it properly.
I'm doing it, but I did it on a show.
Then do it properly.
I know what's funny about it.
How about golf?
No, it's fine.
Why?
It's a dirty sport.
You'll get in trouble.