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In the first episode of "Useless Kid", I'm the one who understands him the most!
You're just a good-looking guy anyway!
Matsushima Naomi!
Yay!
It's Naomi!
Isn't it Matsushima Naomi?
It's Naomi!
It's Mr. Yamasaki, right?
Yes, I'm not Yamazaki, but...
It's Mr. Yamasaki, right?
Please call me just once!
No, really!
If you don't, it won't spread at all!
When we're together, we call each other "kasu" all the time.
It's a common perception.
Okay, today we have our ninth guest!
Our ninth guest is...
...Matsushima Naomi! Please come out!
Naomi!
It's Naomi!
Naomi!
It's Naomi!
Today, this is...
It's a little restrained, isn't it?
As for Naomi...
Yes, Naomi is a little restrained.
She's a little restrained.
It's like this, isn't it?
Your shoes are stylish!
They're cute!
What's this? Are they slippers?
No, they're sandals!
Sandals!
This...
Isn't this one more interesting?
It's not interesting at all!
This one has a hole in it, and it doesn't have a hole in it in winter.
I'll use it.
Before their performance, the members...
...search for a top store that suits Matsushima...
...and head to the shop to get one-point items!
I'm going to choose bright and stylish clothes...
...that are like vitamin colors.
It's this line, this line.
Anyway, it's flashy.
I'm sure she's 45 years old.
She must have two children.
Are you serious?
What?
Of course I am.
Is it different?
I think I change my clothes with my hair color.
If it's blonde, it's "something". If it's black, it's "flashy".
What do you think about it?
You also think about the overall coordination of that area, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Takeshi will definitely say this.
I think he will say "this is it".
What kind of image does Takeshi have for you?
Funky.
This one, too.
This one...
might be really good.
Which one do you think it is?
Hamada-san.
It's Hamada-san, isn't it?
If I were Hamada-san, I would be really happy.
I would be really happy.
I would say "thank you".
If you show me something like this, I would be shocked.
It's not funny at all.
This one is cute.
What do you think about it?
What do you think about it, Takeshi?
Me?
It's always the same face.
I don't know if it's normal, but when I'm on TV, I'm probably dressed like a woman, but I'm doing it a little more colorful and using colors.
I dare to say a little clean system. I feel like I'm doing it in the afternoon.
Is this okay?
Is this coming now? Young people.
Seriously? It's just a matter of whether he chooses it or not, but I think it's okay.
Anyway, I think it's a colorful feeling.
The image is easier to understand, isn't it?
Among the guests so far.
What is this?
I don't know if it's Samba or something like that.
Is it Kakeru?
This is a little like Tokyo Dynamite.
What is this?
Is this normal?
It's normal, isn't it?
I feel like I'm wearing something like this.
Well, but...
It's a little like Itaut, isn't it?
What is this?
Is this okay?
No, I don't know if it's Chiruba or something like that.
I don't know if I had a different color.
Matsushima himself took home the first prize.
The buyer will buy it for himself for the last time.
Nahomi, have you seen this before?
Yes, I have. It was Fukucha's time.
Fukucha!
Whose was it? It was like a shark...
It was like a shark's hat or backpack. That was a little cruel.
The shark was Matsumoto-san's.
Oh, that one! That one!
That's not a shark!
It's a hat with a motif, so it's not a shark.
No, but...
I'm still a kid, so it's a little hard for me to understand.
But basically, I always get really high scores.
I'm lucky.
Well, well, well, it's fine.
It's fine.
Designers...
You said it!
We did it!
Designers went on a little adventure!
You look good in this, don't you, championship?
Top suits that look good on Matsushima!
First, Tanaka's color presentation!
I'm confident! I can easily choose without hesitation!
This is it!
That's the best!
If you've failed so far, it's this!
I'm confident!
Naomi-chan!
Oh! Excuse me!
Naomi-chan, please!
Eh?!
What is this?!
Wow, you're...
Wow, you poor thing!
You poor thing!
Naomi-chan, you poor thing!
You poor thing, Naomi-chan!
When I saw your face, you said "indemo"
indemo
indemase
You poor thing!
It's like The Dragon Ball!
What's with "the dragon ball"?
It's like The Dragon Ball!
I think I'll wear this in Matsushima!
I'm sorry, but can I ask you to wear it from above?
Yes, of course!
I want you to wear it as a one-piece, not as a T-shirt!
Who wears a one-piece even though they're in a Dragon Ball movie?!
I hate an anime so much!
That's not true!
Well, it depends on you!
That's true!
You don't like anime either, right?
That's right!
I've been to this shop before.
You like it, don't you?
I've bought it a few times.
It's better with a paper bag.
Next is the top suit chosen by Endo.
I'm sorry for being in the same generation as you.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know if I should say I'm happy or not.
Are you trying to make it bigger?
I'm trying to make it bigger.
It suits you very well.
It suits you better than before.
I'm wearing it now and I think...
What do you think?
No, no, no.
What do you think?
Next is Matsumoto who is full of confidence.
Not everyone knows Matsushima's favorite color.
Color?
I did a little adventure with design.
Honestly.
I think this is a person who can do this kind of adventure.
I want you to see the color.
What is this?
This is bad!
What is this?
It's a lie!
The designer...
I told you!
He did an adventure!
The baby is gone!
It's a lie!
The designer...
I told you!
The designer did an adventure!
What is this?
It's a lie!
It's possible!
No!
What's wrong with you?!
You can make sparkling oil!
It's not possible!
It's like chocolate!
You like colors, don't you?
Colors are cute!
See, you said it!
Colors are cute!
It's warm, isn't it?
It's not warm at all!
Next, Hamada will present!
I dare say it's a "chic" Matsushima.
A "chic" Matsushima...
A Matsushima I haven't seen much of.
I hate his big habits.
Big habits!
You haven't seen something like this, have you?
A Matsushima using primitive food.
That's right!
Like a barbary.
Isn't this a little crazy?
How is it technically?
It's different from Sherlock Holmes.
"Don't Laugh" is here!
Here it is!
It's from last year's "Don't Laugh"!
That's why I dared to aim for it!
In the summer and early spring,
if you remove this, you get no sleeves.
Mine has no sleeves.
In the summer and early spring, it's like this!
How is it?
But it's weird.
You aimed for it too much.
Topps Edition
The last one is "Porsche"!
Everyone, please know that Naomi likes this kind of thing.
- Here you go. - Thank you very much.
- No, this is... - What's wrong?
- It's thin. - It's thin, isn't it?
- It's thin! - What's this?
- When we were working together... - It's thin!
The reason why Naomi was told to dye her hair white...
- It's because her skin is white. - At the time, yes.
- Even though it's sunburned now.
- It's white.
It's completely white now.
- Because it's white now... - What's that?
- What's the color that goes well with white? - Black!
- What's this? - Please go ahead.
- What's this? - What's this?
- It's been there for a while! - It falls down for a second!
- What's that? - It goes well with black.
- It's the same color and target as your skin. - No, no.
- What's this? - What's this?
- I don't know what you're aiming for.
- You can cut anything, right?
- You can stack things up. - Right.
You like live music, don't you?
Yes.
I like it, too.
Live music?
I think it suits you very well.
You are persistent in your appeal.
Because you are anxious.
Among these, which is Matsushima's favorite top swan?
From first to last, in your head.
Yes.
Think honestly.
Yes.
You will announce it.
In the end, I'm the top swan.
Be honest.
Of course, you will doubt your sense.
Yes.
Who do you think is the top swan?
I'm not going to say anything.
Really.
I want you to apologize for Dodria's downfall.
No.
I'll be honest.
I think I'm the top swan.
It's in there.
Even if I say it, it's in there.
Let's announce it first, Matsushima.
Which is the first place?
I think it's that one.
It's that one.
Thank you!
I only have one color, beige.
But I was wondering if I should buy this kind of checkered one.
I see.
So I bought one that's close to the one I was aiming for.
It's cute.
Thank you.
I'm serious!
Thank you.
By the way, it's sold 120,000 copies.
That's 50% off and 20% off.
It's a little over 50,000 yen.
I don't like that!
I don't like buying bargains for women.
I don't like bargains!
It's like those women are getting cheaper.
No, no, no!
It just happened to be like that.
How is it now?
It's fine!
Can I change the ranking now?
It's fine!
And the second place is...
Thank you!
That's right!
It's the closest to the first place.
It's this checkered one.
Now!
I'm serious!
I'm begging you!
How is the third place?
I'm begging you!
No, no, no!
I'm serious!
See!
It's fine!
It's not fine!
It's fine!
It's not fine!
But it's better!
It's better!
Matsushima, which one is your least favorite?
Which one is your least favorite?
Congratulations!
That's it! That's it!
I'm getting excited!
That's it!
Congratulations!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Seriously!
I can't buy this on my own!
There's no one like you on earth!
And with that, Matsumoto pays 13,824 yen for himself!
And with that, Daiharan gets a one-point item!
One point item that looks good on Matsushima
Are you confident?
I'm very confident
The concept has changed a lot
What kind of image is it?
I didn't know how to react
It must have been hard for you too
One point item, top batter is Endo
One item
I'm sorry
It's a bag
Size is important
It's in black and white
It's different in black and white
Endo likes it
It hurts when you hold it
It's dangerous for children
You'll get hurt
It's okay, I didn't get hurt before
It's hard to tell with your eyes closed
Next is one point item
First of all, a bag is cowardly
A woman can get 40 points for a bag
A woman should run away with a bag
Oh, a bag again.
A bag is cowardly.
Yama-chan, you like this kind of thing, don't you?
It's disgusting.
You have a hobby.
I like Shimoto's style of love.
You like it, don't you?
It looks good on you.
What's wrong?
Next, Matsumoto.
Will you change your style of love?
No, I won't.
I didn't have a good-sized one.
I'll get one for you right now.
I'll manage it and tell you about it.
At first, I'll mess it up.
I'll laugh at you.
What's this? I'm scared.
I'm scared.
What's this?
I'm scared.
What's this?
Animal?
What's this?
Animal?
What's this?
You like it a lot, don't you?
What's this?
You like it a lot, don't you?
You like it, don't you?
It's a box.
What's this?
What's wrong with you?
I want to see it.
What's this?
Matsumoto, look at it.
Look at it.
What's this?
Isn't it cute?
What's this?
Even though you're wearing these shoes, can you walk right and left properly?
This is left and this is right.
Isn't it cute?
It's like Shichimoye.
It's like Chewbacca.
It's different.
Matsumoto san, what do you think of my clothes?
I think it's better than this.
Your hair color matches you.
It's cute.
Tanaka, look at me.
Sorry for making you wait.
My stomach hurts.
Next is the top 1 fan.
I also like Matsumoto san's "Hakimon" series.
It's like going shopping with your neighbors and kids.
The first phrase I said was...
What's that?
Self-travel.
Self-travel?
It's like going on a self-travel.
It's popular now.
Who said that?
Is it popular now?
It's popular now.
I've never seen it before.
It's easy, right?
It's easy.
It's been moving for a while now.
It's lovely.
It's been moving for a while now.
It's seasonal.
It's black, so it goes well with anything.
It goes well, right?
In summer, it's like that.
In winter, it's like that.
It's seasonal.
The last one-point item is Tanaka.
Thank you.
It's cute.
Here it is.
What's wrong, Tanaka?
I did it!
What's wrong, Tanaka?
It's a battle between you two!
Don't think about it!
It's not like that!
You like rock and you're in a band, right?
I used to.
I want you to be in a band again.
What do you want me to do?
Don't say what you want.
You can adjust it, of course.
It's old.
You can adjust it, of course.
It doesn't make you nervous at all, does it?
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it's good.
See? See? See?
You have an arm?
Yes!
What do you want me to do?
You can change the length of the chain here.
The length of the chain?
Why can't you change it?
Because I like it.
What do you like about it?
The results will be announced later!
Who will be chosen as number one?
What is Matsushima's favorite one-point item at the "Anyway, you're like this" championship?
Matsushima's favorite one-point item is...
What about the top?
I only kiss from above.
If you kiss from above, you're really only kissing from above.
From knee to above...
Let's go!
First of all, who is number one?
Thank you very much!
I think of a bag at least.
I'm carrying my own eco-bag now.
I see.
Please take them home.
Thank you!
You are being nervous.
So fast!
You are still worried?
What is the second place?
It is a bag.
It is cute and light.
If you ask me what I put in my bag, it's Chubacca.
You said Chubacca.
You said it yourself.
And Chubacca doesn't fit in it.
It's too big.
It fits in it.
It's the opposite of Chubacca.
It fits in it.
Let's move on.
Which one is the 3rd place?
To be honest, I'm counting on you.
Thank you very much.
It's not bad.
It's not bad for a shadow.
It's these two.
I think so.
Think about it.
You have a bad taste.
Which one is your least favorite one-point item?
I'm counting on you.
Let's move on.
Which one is the 3rd place?
The 3rd place is...
I think I can win.
I think so.
It's terrible.
To be honest, I haven't checked the price.
It's very expensive.
It's 19,440 yen.
It's very expensive.
If you pay for it...
I'm sorry, but you have to wear it once.
Matsumoto paid for it himself.
Is it done?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
What kind of character is this?
This is not cute at all.
What would you do if your girlfriend came like this on a date?
This is ugly.
I'll hit you up.
I've been like this many times.
This is amazing.
What's amazing is that if you come up and down, you'll be coordinated.
Look at my hair color and this hairstyle.
I can do it.
Of course, I was a little reckless.
But I really didn't mean to make you laugh.
That's terrible.