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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yara"
Chiki Chiki!
Mori Masako will produce the song "Genki Mori Mori Toriaou"
Carters will compete!
First of all, this is the 7th episode.
That's right.
I like planning.
But for carters...
That's right.
It's getting difficult.
Hamada-san is...
I don't know if I should say this...
But I heard you're practicing at Icta studio.
You're doing it in a far away place.
You're doing it every day.
It's Icta.
Don't you want to lose that much?
Isn't it strange?
You're so grateful...
But you're playing rock-paper-scissors.
Isn't it strange?
Today's guest is...
A member of HANA's middle-aged trio...
A singer who celebrated his 45th anniversary of his debut last year...
Masako Mori!
Tonight...
Daiharan's Carters Competition
Let's go!
Let's do it!
It's your debut song, isn't it?
Yes.
I'm happy!
It's been a while!
I was looking forward to it!
I'm scared of this kind of tension.
We're just having fun.
We're just having fun like this.
You're good friends.
We're good friends.
If we get too close...
We might get caught.
But I'm a fan of Momoe-chan and Hamo-chan is a fan of Jingu-chan.
That's right, Chiu-san.
I know about that area, so it's fine.
You know about that area.
Chiu-san, do you know about Kokori-ko?
Of course I know about it.
You know about it?
That's right.
That's why I...
That's Mori-san for me.
That's why it's different.
You always say that.
What do you mean?
Whose fan are you?
You always say that.
No, I'm Mori-san.
Do you know our debut song?
Our debut song is this one, right?
What did you say?
You like it, don't you?
You can't answer that!
I know it, I know the song.
Then sing it for us.
Teacher...
That's the last one.
The first one.
The first one?
Was there a first one?
Wasn't there a first one?
Today...
We're friends now.
Mori-san! Mori-san!
Ask those two!
It's definitely decided that it's Mori-san.
Who do you like in middle school and high school?
It's Mori-san. Of course it's Mori-san.
Then let's move on to the second song.
The second song is "Otashi ni Narareru".
Of course!
No matter how many times you sing it, it's still your song!
The card battle! All decisions will be decided by Mori's own decision!
The one with the most wins!
Mori-san, there are parts where you're already out of breath.
I'm really tired.
In the beginning, I was writing seriously, but now I'm tired.
And my fingers...
Hey, Mat-chan, my fingers are swollen like this.
Eh, you're already a test-taker?
Yes, yes, yes.
Eh, you're working that hard?
Yes, so I thought "I'm in trouble", and my next day's work got canceled.
It got canceled, it got canceled...
Here I go!
Why are you so clumsy?
Here I go!
Didn't I tell you not to go in together?
Yes, you did.
Wait a minute.
Why did you go in together?
It's true.
You shouldn't go in together like that.
What would you do if you didn't go in together like that?
You should stand there and watch.
Go home!
Go home! Go home! No!
It's weird if you stand there and watch.
If you play rock-paper-scissors with me and win, I'll give you that.
What kind of game is this?
What is this?
Rock-paper-scissors!
What is this?!
It's a penalty.
Can I have this?
Go ahead.
I did it!
That's how it is!
Because...
Morimasako is completely...
I want to do it!
Of course.
Then do something different.
Do what?
If you don't mind, Matsumoto-san, do rock-paper- scissors.
I'll do it!
Hit each other.
Yeah...
It's too short!
When you go to the bathroom at night, you should turn on the lights.
You're caught up and you don't turn on the lights.
You hit each other, and your forehead is swollen like this.
And the next day, I had a live broadcast, and only my left side of my face was raised.
And then I thought, "Maybe Morimasa wants to get plastic surgery."
"Plastic surgery superstition" or something like that.
And I stayed like that for about a week.
Is your house that dark?
My house is pretty dark.
It's narrow, so I'm sorry.
That's not true.
You're like a little dog owner.
I'm sorry.
I'll take this, too.
Here we go.
I've never seen this before, either.
There we go!
Is this Mr. Sazae?
Mr. Sazae, I've never seen you before.
Think about it. I debuted when I was 13 years old.
But you're old, Mr. Sazae.
I'm old, but I was poor, so I didn't have a TV.
You were poor?
I was very poor.
It's been about five years since I debuted, and little by little I started making money.
Was your debut in "Saturn"?
I told you, you don't have to be here!
I'll shut up.
I'm not into you today. Thank you very much.
Just retire, idiot!
We're friends, aren't we? Let's help each other!
I don't know why you're not into me on TV!
It's the atmosphere, idiot!
That's right! Stand up!
Stand up!
I haven't even seen you, Mr. Sazae!
I know there's an anime called "Mr. Sazae".
But I debuted when I was 13 years old, so I haven't seen it at all.
But as far as I know, there are family members.
There are fathers, fathers, mothers, grandmothers, and grandfathers.
And they all have names related to the sea.
That's why it's called "Mr. Sazae".
You know Mr. Sazae's child's name, don't you?
What?
You know Mr. Sazae's child's name, don't you?
I know his child's name.
You know it, don't you?
I know it.
"Kosazae".
What?
"Kosazae"?
There's such a person in Japan!
You know Mr. Sazae's younger brother's name, don't you?
My younger brother's name is related to the sea, so...
Um...
What?
Wait a minute.
That's amazing!
Do you know it?
Of course we know it.
Everyone in the studio knows it.
Everyone in the studio knows it?
I think everyone knows it.
Not Shizuo-kun, but everyone else.
I've eaten it in the name of fish, ma'am.
It's tuna!
No, not tuna!
One more thing!
I've eaten it in the name of fish, ma'am!
"Tataki", "tataki" is in it.
"Tataki" as in "tuna"?
"Tataki" as in "meat"?
"Tataki" as in "marumaru"?
I know it!
"Suzuki"!
Suzuki, have you been eating a lot lately?
It's either that or miyoji.
Here we go!
The convenience store debut was three years ago.
You did it!
You're amazing!
Three years ago?
Even when I was a housewife, I didn't go to convenience stores by myself.
When I went to a convenience store, people thought I was cheating.
So it's really recent.
But I haven't bought oden by myself yet.
That's why I bought oden.
It's delicious.
Because you have to talk to the shopkeeper.
I know that a little.
It's a little hard to say.
It's hard to say.
You have coffee, right?
I recently started making coffee myself.
You have to say "cup", right?
That's right.
I got a cup and opened it.
At that time, you will be found out, right?
Yes.
That's a little annoying, isn't it?
That's right.
I see.
So I thought, "Does she only eat daikon?"
I thought it was annoying.
I thought it was boring.
I don't think so.
I like daikon.
I want a lot of daikon.
I want to eat it, but I have to buy different things.
But I don't want to eat it.
I only eat daikon.
But she only likes daikon.
I think she doesn't like it.
It's okay.
Did you have a reason to go there?
It wasn't in Tokyo.
I went to a rural area.
I went there with my staff.
I'll tell you.
I didn't want to do it.
A star was born.
Here you are.
It's here.
It's completely sunny.
It only says "a star was born."
You didn't want to do it.
Isn't it your first attempt?
I was the first champion.
You were the first champion.
But I didn't want to be a singer.
My aunt became a middle school student.
She didn't like it.
She was such a quiet girl. She couldn't even talk in front of people.
- You did it? - What?
- You did it? - I did it.
- It's an old story. - It's not like that now.
- No.
- She was such a quiet girl. - She was very quiet.
She was very quiet and couldn't talk at all.
She always hid behind her parents.
- She still has that weirdness. - She doesn't.
- I gave you 10,000 yen even though you like girls. - Thank you.
- That's not how you say it. - I'm sorry.
It's okay. I'll forgive you.
- So my aunt... - Please support her.
- Mori-san, I'll never leave this world again.
So my aunt went to a department store because she became a middle school student and wanted to buy her something she liked.
The top floor of the department store was the first preliminary venue for "Star Birth."
- Wow. - That's amazing.
At the time, my aunt said, "Mari-chan, you should go up there and sing."
Why are you wearing Kansai dialect?
Mari-chan, you should go up there and sing.
Mari-chan, you said you like me, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
You don't have to do it.
I did it right away.
What?
I did it right away.
So, I went to the first floor,
and when the elevator opened,
there were 700 or 800 adults there.
That's amazing!
Everyone wanted to become singers for real.
They planned it in advance.
That's right.
And I just...
That's right.
That's how it is.
In other words,
since she's an introverted girl,
she wanted to sing in front of everyone,
and she wanted to give it a try.
Ms. Masako, you were really good at singing.
That's a good thing to say.
Your singing...
That's a good thing to say.
Give me back the 10,000 yen I gave you earlier.
Yes, thank you!
No way!
Give it back!
Hurry up!
Hey, you're stealing my song!
You're crazy!
Here you go.
No way!
Here you go.
No, no, I mean,
Ms. Masako planned it in advance.
That's right.
And luckily,
she passed,
and she became a singer.
That's amazing.
Her hair is really tight, isn't it?
You can't say that?
Of course I can't.
That's amazing.
She is amazing.
This is an amazing rule.
Leading by Masako Mori's wrath,
Matsumoto managed to get a tune and a card.
As you can see,
that's how many cards they got up to now!
Here we go!
When they debuted, they had their hair cut.
Actually, it was more of a catagory.
At the time, there was a really cute girl named Janet Lin, a Tokyo Olympic skater.
And Janet Lin was like this.
Yes, like that.
So you could say she was like Monchichi.
Yes, yes.
And she tried to do that hairstyle, and it became like this.
She cried a lot in the hair salon.
She must have been crying for something else.
She must have been crying.
That's what she looked like.
She didn't look like that at all.
She didn't look like that at all? That's ridiculous!
She debuted like that?
No, no, no.
It's better for me to say it myself.
Yes.
Why didn't you look like that at all?
That's right.
Masako, you didn't look like that at all, did you?
That's what she said.
Even though she was so cute.
She doesn't look like a grape at all.
But she had a better hairstyle.
But isn't there anyone who copied her hairstyle?
No, there isn't.
I was crying!
Why do you have this hairstyle?
But I want to have this hairstyle.
Here we go!
No. 3 popular among middle-aged women in Hana!
This is...
It's that one.
No. 3 popular among middle-aged women in Hana!
That's right.
It's always like that.
I think it was last summer...
I had a chance to meet the two of you in downtown.
And even before that...
I was like, "Momoi-chan, Junko-chan..."
I don't care. I don't care about you.
I felt like that.
And on my way home, I felt empty.
Even though I was a guest.
They don't say anything about me.
I came home with sad memories.
That's why...
I still feel that way.
Let's move on to the next one!
My roommate is Momoe-chan!
So you've been sleeping in the same bed the whole time, right?
No, we've been sleeping in the same bed the whole time.
It's been a year since my debut.
Since my parents were far away and I had to deal with a lot of things when I debuted,
and since we were in the same production,
we were together for about ten days,
and she told me what was going on and what was going on in the dressing room.
You were really close, right?
Of course!
And after that, we were able to name each other.
All three of you are really smart and all of you are cute.
Hey!
That was terrible.
I said "all of you" and you said "all of you".
That was terrible.
Are you laughing?
I'm not laughing.
I heard you!
That wasn't where you should be laughing!
Why are you laughing?
Look! A card!
A card!
I'm sorry!
A card!
We'll give you a card.
This is for you, End-chan.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Shingen, I really heard you say that.
Really?
Yes, thank you.
I thought it would be zero.
Hosei hasn't fallen for it at all and has 0 wins.
His current top score is close to nothing and it's over!
Here I go!
The first champion of "Imitation King"
King!
Yes, I won it.
It was a trophy.
A trophy I got.
It looked like this.
The first champion.
I see. You are good at imitating.
Who did you imitate at that time?
Many people did it at that time.
Because it's boring if it's the same person every time.
I see.
About twenty people?
What?
Does it change more and more in one song?
Are you stupid?
I'm not stupid.
It's not like that now.
It's not like that.
It's not like that now.
You said "many people".
I'm not into it.
It's like you're impersonating everyone.
You said "one person", "twenty-three people", right?
You didn't say "medley".
I didn't say it.
What are you listening to?
I was listening.
You weren't listening.
I wasn't listening.
I was listening.
Speaking of imitation, Endo is good at it.
Yes.
But imitation...
Yes, I know.
Takeshi's imitation is often done.
No, no.
No, you don't have to be so reluctant.
You did it!
You really did it!
It's a dream collaboration!
You did it!
It's been a while since I saw you.
I'm still fine.
Please sing "Winter Riviera" for me.
Winter Riviera
Man, you're hot
You arranged it, didn't you?
Endo, look at his face.
Winter Riviera
I've seen you do a dinner show before.
You don't look like him at all.
You do look like him from a distance.
But when you look at me up close...
You don't look like him at all.
I've been with you for a long time.
I've been with you for about 20 years.
Apologize properly!
I'm sorry.
No, you're not.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'll make you study again in the future.
Don't say that.
I can't win.
I'll make you study again in the future.
Here I go!
"Why did I appear in "Gaki no Tsukai"?"
It was back then.
That's early.
Tanaka is amazing.
I was hiding like this in the bus.
Was it 8 years ago?
It must have been tough.
I was wondering if I should enter just before that.
No, it's not like that.
You all had to wait for me to come.
I was in this position at the back of the bus.
I was wearing a black blanket and a wig on top of it.
I put my luggage on it and waited for three hours.
I waited for three hours for you all to come.
I thought I would never be able to come out again.
It was a big failure.
I thought it was a joke.
You should apologize properly, Endo!
You're quick to make a face.
I'm sorry, Mana.
Look at his face.
Who said that?
I said I'm sorry.
Why do you suddenly say something like that?
You don't have to say it like that.
Yes, first of all.
I'm sorry.
Today it's me and tomorrow it's you.
Yes, yes.
In this case, you can apologize normally.
Yes, say you're sorry.
Oh, I'm really sorry.
Yes, I understand. I'll return it.
Oh, you're returning it?
If you apologize normally, you can return it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I like honest and cheerful people.
What's the courtesy?
Is it a habit?
I'm sorry.
What are you going to do?
I'll give it to you.
You'll give it to me?
The rules have been broken.
It was fun.
The rules have been broken.
Next week, Masako Mori gets punished.
What do you think this is?
It's a spider, right?
I know it.
You're so good at this.
Can I have one?
Wait a minute.
Masako is free-spirited, but the members are confused.
Finally, Hamada says something forbidden.
Don't get in my way.
What will happen?
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