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Dress up talk!
I remember it from my holiday.
Horror Hamada prank!
I'm sorry, I'm crying.
A point for a fun trip!
Kids are staring at me like this.
Matsumoto is pissed off!
Three minute incident is...
Have you ever stopped a car and left it behind?
No!
You're such a liar!
Hamada's two-shot photo truth!
Pregnant couple's grand plan!
Is it a campaign?
What will you do?
Will you hug me?
But you look young in those glasses!
I was talking about Kakuta's cheating.
I want to know about that too!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Well...
That's how it is, right?
You're scary!
Are you there?
You know...
When you said "Ladies and Gentlemen", I thought you were holding back.
It's tough!
You were holding back, right?
You could have said it better!
But I thought you were waiting for it!
You're disgusting!
You stink!
You smell like a woman!
Don't lie!
You said "Ladies and Gentlemen" and then...
I thought you were holding back.
I wasn't holding back.
You know...
Last year...
Well, recently...
After the party...
You said you wanted to talk about Australia.
About Australia...
You said you weren't holding back!
But...
Next week...
I'm looking forward to it!
I'll say it!
I won't!
I can't stop drinking!
You're bullying me!
I'm not bullying you!
Well...
I'm not talking about something funny.
I'm just saying I'm angry.
I'm sorry!
I'm not angry!
He's angry!
Well, you can be angry on TV!
First of all...
From the 29th to the 12th...
I went on a trip to Australia.
I drank a lot...
Alone?
Wow!
You drank alone?
Alone?
You drank so much!
But you have family!
It's strange!
Alone in Australia!
Alone!
It said "die"...
"Die"!
It said "die"!
Why didn't you die?!
Was it a family?
Of course it was a family!
Five people.
Five people?!
It's expensive.
It's the most expensive year-end and year-end awards.
It's expensive.
First of all, the plane was delayed for 10 hours on the 29th.
First of all, it was delayed for 10 hours.
It was fun. The trip was fun.
But we came back on the 9th.
You came back already?!
It's early.
You should have said something earlier!
You came back already?!
You should have said something earlier!
You came back already?!
I want to hear it! I want to hear it!
You should have said something earlier!
There were a lot of things.
But it was fun.
It was fun.
We didn't have any accidents.
The weather was good.
It was good.
We were supposed to arrive in Osaka in the evening before the 9th.
We can go home no matter what we do.
It's weird.
We can go home no matter what we do.
That's probably it.
It's here. It's here.
It doesn't matter.
Anyway, it's here.
It's here.
We were supposed to go home on the 9th.
First of all, the plane didn't fly.
That's right!
For 10 hours.
At the same airline.
I couldn't go home because I had work the next day.
When was it supposed to fly?
When was it supposed to fly in Kyoto?
It was supposed to fly in the afternoon of Monday.
But it only flew in the afternoon of Thursday.
That's terrible!
I have work in Osaka on Tuesdays.
Wednesday is the anniversary of "Gaki".
That's right!
There is also "Yamawan".
I thought it was an anniversary.
My heart was pounding.
Five years ago...
It was a little late, but my heart was pounding.
It was a prank.
It was a prank, but...
The moment you got out of the elevator...
It was like this.
My hair was pulled back.
The umbrella on the wall was like this.
The elevator was about to close.
It was like this.
It's been five years since then.
Yamagishi is pretty late, isn't he?
Even after recording time, there is no sound.
And then...
And with that...
Hosei's punishment...
Hamada's really mad prank!
Good morning.
Excuse me.
Get out of here!
Excuse me.
Get out of here!
Excuse me.
You're the only one not wearing anything!
Excuse me.
How many times do I have to tell you?!
Excuse me.
Get out of here!
Excuse me.
Kosei's angry.
And...
Binta explodes.
Yes! Yes!
Of course, the atmosphere at the scene after that was the worst.
Yes! New Year's party! New Year's party!
New Year's party!
Aren't you a little down?
Um, excuse me, do you feel like crying?
Do you feel like crying?
It seems like it.
It's a prank.
Are you mad?!
I've never seen you like this in my 15 years of acting career!
This is bad.
This is really bad.
This is bad. This is bad. This is definitely bad.
It's not always bad.
I'm sure it's okay.
And I was going to Cairns.
From Cairns, I went to Sidney.
From Sidney, I went to Haneda.
From Haneda, I went to Osaka.
Through and through...
I changed it.
I had no choice but to change it.
If you do that, you'll make it in time for your first job in Osaka.
That's terrible.
It's 530,000 yen.
That's my money.
That's right.
Separately?
Separately.
530,000 yen.
That's like my selfishness.
That's right.
Then my wife came to the apartment and said, "I'm the only one who can't go home, so which is more important, work or family?"
I was really angry.
That's a personal problem.
This is a little complicated.
That's...
Family is important, but I won't go home for the time being.
But your wife tends to say that, doesn't she?
Children are staring at me like this behind my wife.
No, no, it's terrible.
Everyone does that because of my wife's support.
If my wife says it, my wife is justice.
That's right.
I called her and said, "Okay, let's go home. Let's go home with this."
I called her and said, "Are you okay with it?"
She said, "It's 2.65 million yen."
All of it?
Yes, all of it.
I said, "Are you okay with it?"
She said, "Yes, I am."
What?
She said it.
She said, "Yes, I am."
Because my family is staring at me four against one.
I said, "I can't help it. Let's go home."
Did you move a lot with your family?
They were staring at me.
There were only three seats.
I said, "Who's going home?"
In the end, my family stayed.
I was the only one left.
- Did you leave your family in Mokuya? - Yes, I did.
- Was it okay for you to leave your family? Didn't you argue about it?
- No, but later, I talked about it with my wife.
- She said, "That's not what you should say now."
- She read it and said, "That's not what you should say now."
- Where, where, where? - In Ura, at Kean's.
- Kean's Ura? Where is Kean's Ura? - I don't know! I don't know!
- I don't know where Kean's Ura is! - I don't know where Kean's Ura is!
- Kean's Ura? - Hey, Kean's Ura, come here!
- This is not something you should say in front of Kean's!
- Kean's Ura, come here!
- Where is it? Where is it?
- After this, what about Matsumoto's furious three-minute incident?
- Have you ever stopped a car and left it behind?
- You haven't!
- You're such a liar!
- Speaking of claims, I feel like I'm going to get another one, but...
- At the end of last year... - Yes?
- It was really f****** crazy! F****** crazy!
- It's really wide, isn't it?! - Yes, it's wide.
- It's also really nice to look through, isn't it?! - Yes, it is.
- I, uh... wanted to pee in a convenience store...
- But I felt bad that the toilet in a convenience store was so light...
- So I said, "I'll buy some water."
- But there were three of us in a line!
- We went out for three minutes!
- We came out of the middle of the line.
This is really!
What time did we discover?
No, no, we went in the middle of the line for three minutes!
- Yeah. - You're kidding me?
- No, no, no. - No, really, what's going on?
- I mean, they definitely saw me entering the convenience store, right?
- They were hiding. - Yes, that's right.
- They saw me entering and went "tatatatatata"! - Yes, yes, yes.
And they were really fast at work.
- The cars I left behind weren't there at all. - Yes, yes.
When I enter a convenience store and a driver tells me to move my car, I don't care.
And when I make a phone call, it's like a customer center or something.
As expected, if you give me a break, I can't drive for three minutes.
It's okay to overlook it like this, and I'm not in front of the bus stop.
That can't be helped.
If the driver is away for even a little while, it will be canceled.
No, no, no.
So I'm driving a car.
Isn't there a drive like this anymore?
Driving is a hobby.
Isn't there such a hobby anymore?
What do you mean?
Well, you'll say it.
I don't know.
I don't know what you mean either.
Calm down.
What if you drive and break down?
I have to fill up the tank before I go for a drive.
No, no, no.
But it happens.
It happens.
"What are you doing?" "I'm already doing it properly." "Your family too?" "Yes, my family too." "Have you ever stopped a car and left it behind?" "No!" "You're such a liar!"
"Put it in coin parking." "No, I want to pee." "I don't have time to put it in coin parking." "If there's a convenience store, I'll stop you." "Forgive me for that!" "No, no, no." "I've been paying millions of yen for decades." "With your salary?" "No, I don't want to say it, I don't want to say it." "Have you been paid?" "I'm finally saying what I don't want to say." "But you..." "I don't think I've ever said anything that would turn society against you."
"I'm sorry, but it's a traffic rule." "I want you to look at the road again and see if there's a car." "I didn't like it yesterday either." "I was doing it on Christmas." "But..." "I was there." "The moment I did it, I said, 'Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.'" "Oh, it's no good." "No, it's Christmas." "No, you..." "It's Christmas!" "No, it's no good." "Santa's already stopped Soli."
Take the old man's cellphone!
"Oh, you don't have to resist it." "No, I don't want to say it, I don't want to say it."
Even at the police parking lot, I say, 'Did you just hit my stomach?'
I'm not going to say that anymore.
"Don't tell me your name." "I'm not going to say it." "I'm not going to say it." "Don't tell me." "It doesn't make sense." "It doesn't make sense."
It doesn't make sense.
He takes pictures of me from all angles.
Pictures of me in my car, pictures of me with evidence.
Then he takes a picture of me on camera.
He takes a picture of me on camera and I'm like this.
You're exposed!
Owens and Divins...
...take pictures of each other.
Did you all celebrate New Year's Eve?
Where did you go for New Year's Eve?
I went to Hawaii.
With a woman?
With my family.
Then it's a woman.
It's not a woman.
It's a woman.
She called me "wife".
She called you "wife".
Look at the camera and say she called you "wife".
No, it's "wife".
It's "wife", isn't it?
Yes, it's "wife".
It's "wife", isn't it?
I'll use only this part.
No hot springs.
Who's going to edit this part?
Is that so?
We've looked up each of your New Year's Eve news.
Each of your New Year's Eve news?
Yes, each of your various news.
I'd like to announce them.
First of all, Mr. Hosei.
Here it is.
Hosei Tsukitei will give a lecture on how to make a good story at Kinki University.
This is the article.
You gave a lecture at Kinki University?
Yes, I did.
I did give a lecture.
What kind of story will you talk about in the article?
First of all, I was surprised when I saw it on the Internet.
Before I gave the lecture, I was sleeping on the Internet.
Hosei Tsukitei gave a lecture on how to make a good story.
I was surprised.
Before I gave the lecture, I was sleeping on the Internet.
If there is such a lecture, I'd like to go there.
I did go there.
And I gave a lecture.
Now, Yoshimoto Industry and Kinki University have collaborated.
Various entertainers have come and started their industry.
I see.
Have you ever given a lecture about a bad story?
No, I haven't.
I haven't given a lecture about a bad story, but I have given a lecture about a good story.
A good story?
Yes, I have given a lecture about a bad story.
Have you given a lecture about a bad story?
Isn't it a bad story?
It's not a Bad Story yet.
That's right.
It's not a bad story.
Do you remember saying "I can't give a lecture about a bad story" with Takeshi Tsuruno?
Yes, I remember.
He said like "I can't give a lecture about a bad story" in front of the computer.
Yes, I remember.
He gave a lecture about a bad story.
How much time did you give a lecture?
About one and a half hour.
By the way, what did you talk about?
I'd like to hear it. It's been an hour and a half.
This is a pretty serious story, but for example, we talk about luck.
What do you think about luck?
Everyone has their own luck, but it's not that big of a deal.
You have to keep getting luck and pass it on.
If you stop getting luck and pass it on, you'll lose it.
Think about it.
"Luck" means "carry" in Chinese characters.
Let's move on.
"Luck" means "carry" in Chinese characters.
You have to carry it.
"Luck" means "carry" in Chinese characters.
You have to carry it.
"Luck" means "carry" in Chinese characters.
What's up with you?
You say it.
Is it a campaign?
Yes, it is.
Mr. Hamada.
This is not good news.
Here it is.
Ma'am!
Natsumi's birthday is posted on her blog.
Her birthday is December 30th.
She went to Hawaii from 27th.
Her birthday is on holiday.
We always talk about her.
Here it is.
I'll tell you about love.
It's a love campaign.
Is it a campaign?
It's a love campaign.
It's a big plan.
What is a big plan?
Are you going to sleep together?
No, no, no.
When she went to the store,
her family who always goes on a trip with her,
Nobuyuki of Hoshi and Kochi of Oryx,
prepared everything and waited for her.
When she entered the store, they decorated her and tied her up.
That's what they did.
What do you think about it?
Well...
I think it's good.
The public may think so,
but what do you think about it?
These seniors are planning a big plan.
It's not a big plan.
It's a big plan.
Why are you laughing?
Let her wear what she usually wears.
It's cold in this area.
No, no.
It's her own thing.
You like her, don't you?
I don't know if I like her or not.
It's her own thing.
She has a big tie.
It's not a big plan.
It's just a normal birthday celebration.
There's one more.
Wow.
Well, yes.
It's not a big plan, either.
When you say it's a big plan, it really does look like it.
It's a big plan.
It would be bad if it was a big plan.
Wow.
I don't have a blog or anything like that,
so she does it.
Natsumi does it a lot.
But even if you do it like this, you end up going back to the same house.
Yes, yes, yes.
What happens after you do it like this?
What happens?
Do you hug her?
No, we don't.
Why do you hug her after celebrating?
Even if you hug her, you don't have to give her a deep kiss.
That's not possible.
We don't care about just celebrating.
But you go home with her.
It was fun.
It was exciting.
It was fun.
What are you doing?!
What am I doing?! I'm not used to it!
Mr. Matsumoto!
This is it.
You posted a picture of your Christmas party on Twitter.
I saw it!
Are you talking about Kakuta and Nobuaki?
I want to know about that, too!
You didn't expect that, did you?!
No, I didn't.
That's a different show.
I'll tell you about it.
When was it aired?
This Saturday.
Oh, it was aired on Saturday and Sunday.
It's the same show.
You were surprised, weren't you?
It's a dirty show!
If it was dirty, it would have had a beautiful sound.
It's an easy show.
It's a dirty show!
Christmas?
Here it is.
What is it?!
It looks like a lot of fun.
It's really big.
It's rare for a matryoshka to look like this.
I really don't remember much of it.
It's a mess, isn't it?
I don't know who took it, but it's Daisuke.
But is it okay for me to use my Twitter photos like this?
Millions of people are watching it.
There are millions of followers.
What about those glasses?
I put it in Daisuke's house.
Daisuke's house?
You put it in your house?
I put my tie in my house.
What about those glasses?
You put them in your house?
It says "merry days".
I really don't remember.
Even if you say it, I don't remember.
Then why are you naked?
That's a little...
I know you like it.
I know you like it, but why are you naked?
What do you mean by "women"?
There are women around you, aren't there?
Yes, there are.
And you're naked in that...
Are there a lot of them?
It's a simple party.
Are you sure about that?
Men wear glasses like that, don't they?
Yes, they do.
But you can tell who it is, can't you?
You can tell who it is, can't you?
It's a Christmas party.
You have a family, don't you?
I've been doing it for the past few years.
Men and girls come.
But girls don't like it, do they?
It's like they're laughing at you.
And you have a lower nipple than I thought.
It's lower.
It should be higher.
Why is that?
It's probably because you're drunk.
Who's drunk and has a low nipple?
What happens if you drink more?
From now on, I'll be this bus.
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