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Science Professor 24 Hours
The theme is "Science Research Institute"
Tonight, it will be released at 6 o'clock
The content is...this!
Various tricks to make people laugh
But!
There are so many things that we couldn't show you!
Oh, no!
The shocking ending is...
From the beginning, a robot that looks like Hamada appears
In addition, an idol who looks like Hamada attacks five people
Are you really watching?
I'm not watching!
Tonight, "Don't Laugh At All" is finally completed!
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Science Professor 24 Hours
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That's right!
What's with that voice all of a sudden?
I feel like I'm going to get in trouble!
Yeah, you're getting in trouble.
From the show's first episode, we've chosen the best scene and cut it out!
Sorry, sorry! We didn't have any content at all!
We're just trying to make it interesting!
For Professor Science, who must not laugh, we'll show you what happened!
As a new scientist, they have to forcefully change into suitable clothes.
From the moment they get on the bus, laughing is not allowed.
The first laughing blind man to appear is...
Detective Zenigata and Detective Keiji who are looking for Lupin get on the bus.
Then...
Alright, get in!
What was that?!
Zenigata, what was that?!
Meanwhile...
Suddenly...
Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, Kato!
Endo's father and younger brother appear as Lupin's friends. Endo's father and younger brother appear as Lupin's friends.
That's fast!
These guys don't really talk much, do they?
That's right...
We want to promote our drama.
But what's wrong with it?!
A comedy family and people...
At the end of the year...
It's like a comedy grand prize.
We have to be able to do this properly.
That's right...
And another one...
He called Lupin's friends.
Speaking of Lupin, he's a professional dancer...
But he's not good at eroticism.
Let's bring Fujiko, who we just caught.
Fujiko, come in!
I'm Fujiko!
It's me!
Tanaka, out!
I can't do it!
That's right!
Fujiko's eroticism and searching for Lupin...
Doesn't it feel sexy?
Yes, it does.
No, no, no...
This person is so cute!
What's with you?!
It's a little fast...
Endo!
Tanaka, out!
I can't do it!
I can't do it like that!
I can't do it!
I can't do it like that!
Goemon is against Fujiko's search method.
You have to think about it!
What?! Are you going to do it?!
I can't do it like that!
You can't do it like that!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Endo, Tanaka, out!
For some reason, they developed a friendship kiss on the Murishima River.
You're not similar!
And they put in the ultimate weapon of searching for Lupin.
We're going to call that woman.
It can't be helped.
Come in!
What?
Read it!
Kokoriko Endo's wife, Masako...
Hey!
Endo's wife appears!
Endo's wife!
What?
Wait a minute!
What?
Endo's wife!
Oh, my!
Endo's wife appears!
Endo's wife starts to get angry every day.
Shou-chan, why don't you buy me a wedding ring?
What?
You want me to buy you a wedding ring and give you a wedding ceremony, but you don't have a ring.
But...
You want me to buy you a wedding ring and give you a wedding ceremony in Hawaii, don't you?
Promise me!
I promise you!
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you doing?
A high school student who has a problem with his peripheral vision.
Kawashima!
Why don't you come to school?
A passionate teacher appears and it's like a teenage drama.
I'm afraid of taking exams.
It's just me, isn't it?
It's difficult for me.
Kawashima!
Everyone feels the pressure of taking exams.
And everyone in the class wants to do their best with you!
That's what they say.
Everyone in the class?
Of course!
Teacher...
I'm awake now.
Everyone, please wait for me.
Everyone...
You can't hit me there!
Everyone, listen to me!
Does everyone feel good?!
When you're in pain...
It's your friends who support you!
Yeah, that's right.
Come on!
Hit me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Everyone, out!
Are you okay?
The next assassin is...
The one who appeared in the last episode of "Don't Laugh"...
The sickly-looking...
Itao Itsuji.
He's a funny guy.
Itao, who didn't look well...
Started using a thermometer...
To measure his fever.
You're laughing now, aren't you?!
Itao is a person who isn't afraid of ghosts.
That's right.
It's a good fever.
Matsumoto!
Yamada!
Yune!
Out!
What's up with you?!
This child is Itao.
The mother Matsuko appears...
And debates whether Itao is the real Itao or not.
Do you think...
This child isn't Itao?!
Tanaka!
You know what I want you to do, don't you?
You...
Are you going to take a heat wave?
Everyone, out!
Heat wave? What heat wave?
Like this, they arrived at Garsu Clobical Science Laboratory.
In this new lab where five people have spent a lot of time,
the usual pull-out scene...
Stop it!
Matsumoto, out!
Five...
Oh!
No way...
It's really coming this way, isn't it?
The content of the DVD is given by the winning members.
It progresses while being broadcasted, but...
Lastly, I, Taihei, would like to conclude with a riddle.
Between Tanaka-kun on New Year's Day,
and the recording studio where time is pressed,
I'm curious about their butts.
I see!
I'm curious about their butts! Yamada-san! Bring me a donut!
Yes, sir!
Here you go!
Okay, everyone! Here I go!
Tanaka-kun!
With that momentum, Tanaka executed a high kick.
- I'll get you! - Get me?
What's going to happen?
I got you!
From Hosei's pull,
the original prank camera's little tool
came into being.
- Be sure to get it in front of you. - Okay.
With the music playing, the prankster
prepared a boo-boo cushion.
With that in mind...
Matsushita-san, here it is!
Tanaka-kun, you've got some nerve!
I'm sorry for what I said last time.
Please put it in front of you.
Be sure to get it in front of you!
I can't believe it!
What is this?!
We'll edit it out.
What is this?!
Matsushita-san...
What's going on?!
What is it?
- It's this! - Could it be...
- It's this! - A tree?!
- You? - Yes!
This is bad.
- You did it? - Yes, I did it.
I did it? Are you blaming me?
- No, I'm not... - You did it, didn't you?
- It's in this!
This is bad!
It's a tie-kick! Tie-kick this person!
I'm sorry! It's a tie-kick!
With the reverse prank,
a tie-kick was executed.
Goodbye!
What's going on?!
It's a tie-kick!
Ow, ow, ow!
Finally, the music video was released after years of suffering.
However, it was never released again.
As expected, it continued as a counter-prank.
Other than that, it was a strong move, but...
When the song got a tie-kick, music started immediately.
Oh, no!
Mr. Ando, this way, please.
Oh, sorry about that.
This way, please.
This is the script.
Please read it.
Thank you.
Please wait a moment.
Let's do our best.
Mother, you can come in.
What?
Please.
Sorry for making you wait.
Please sit here and wait.
Please wait a moment.
Excuse me.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
Is it hot?
The heat is...
How is it?
Yes.
It's hot.
Would you like something to drink?
Yes.
It's quite crowded.
Yes, it is.
It's a microscope.
How many times have you seen a microscope?
It's amazing.
No one has seen it before.
I feel like I'm similar to you.
Because you're doing like this.
I don't know that.
A lot of strange things.
You were looking at my body, weren't you?
Me? No, I wasn't.
What are you talking about?
It's disgusting, you nosy bastard!
What is this?
Is it strange?
Yes, yes.
What?
Who is it? Is it a prank?
It's a prank.
You did it, didn't you?
No, I didn't do it.
Why?
No, I didn't do it.
Yes.
Don't lie to me.
No, no.
Why did you do it?
No, no.
Why did you do it?
Wait a minute.
Why did you do it?
Mr. Ogawa, you're wearing a swimsuit.
Why are you wearing a swimsuit?
You're really...
a Tai Chi student!
Wait a minute!
You're really...
You're really a Tai Chi student!
Wait a minute!
You're really...
You're really a Tai Chi student!
Change it! Change it! Change it!
Ouch! Ouch!
Out!
It hurts.
It hurts a lot.
It's not revealed yet.
Matsumoto pulled it out.
Something is in it!
What is it?
I'm scared.
I think it's an electric gate.
An electric gate.
I want you to explain it.
It looks messy.
What?
What is it?
What is this controller for?
What?
Downtown Challenge.
Two people from downtown will work together to complete the mission.
What is it?
Do your best!
I was the one who said it!
Could you please put away the sprayer?
Me?
What? What?
I see.
Sprayer.
No, no. There is only one controller.
What is this?
What is it?
What is this? Is it a downturn?
What is it?
I'll open it.
Who is it?
What is it?
It's not going well.
His face is broken.
Ouch! Ouch!
Is there something like this in the game?
Standby one.
Put the switch of Hamada logo on your back and lay it on the play table facing up.
Standby two.
Press the "a" button of the controller once.
Wow!
Press the "a" button of the controller once.
Now, I will announce the mission of "downtown challenge".
Now, you two will cooperate and operate Hamada logo and lay three blocks on the play table in 15 minutes.
You can either Matsumoto or Hamada.
If you fail the mission, you will be punished.
Now, I will announce the mission of "downtown challenge".
Now, you two will cooperate and operate Hamada logo and lay three blocks on the play table facing up.
This is it!
That's right!
Press "r" and "d" and turn right and left.
Good luck!
This is interesting.
I won't use it.
"y" and "b" and "lt" and "rt" are the same words.
Don't tease me!
Wait a minute!
Isn't it better to do it together?
While pressing it.
You two.
Hamada, press "lt" and "rt".
And Matsumoto-san, press "y" and "b" at the same time.
Which one is "lt"?
This one.
Don't drop it.
Let's go.
One, two...
What is this movement?
Hamada!
Matsumoto!
This is impossible!
What is this?
This is impossible!
What is this?
Wait a minute!
This is too difficult!
It's difficult!
Ouch!
Hamada-san!
Yes?
Hamada-san!
Press "y" and "b".
"y" and "b".
Matsumoto-san, press "lt" and "rt".
But this kid moves weirdly.
That's right.
He just grabbed it and grabbed it like this.
Is there such a thing?
"y" and "b".
Grab it and...
Ah!
That's it!
Ah!
Matsumoto-san!
Bring it all the way here!
Yes!
This movement is...
Isn't it better to bring it around here?
Yes.
Come forward!
Come this way!
That's right!
Come this way!
That's right!
That's dangerous!
Come this way!
I didn't need this.
That's annoying!
Hamada!
Out!
He's making adjustments!
This is interesting!
"y" and "b".
Hamada-san, "y" and "b".
That's it!
Ah!
He grabbed it!
That's it!
Hamada!
Out!
Why did you do that?
This can't end like this!
It's still 10 seconds!
"y" and "b".
Ah!
But you can still grab it, right?
You can?
If you grab it like this, you can still do it.
What?!
That's not it!
That's impossible!
Tell me what it is!
I know! I know! I know!
Okay...
And now...
Oh! You can do backflips!
That's amazing!
You can do it somehow!
That's amazing!
Can you do it like this?
Yes! That's it!
You're doing great!
Can you do it?
You can do it!
Okay, you can do it!
And...
L and R are same.
Please press "Y".
"Y"?
Yes, L and R are the same.
Yes, "Y" is the same.
Ready...
You did it!
Please give me 12 seconds.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh, I finally did it.
You did it.
Tongue Tongue Challenge.
As a punishment, you have to pull out each other's nose hair one by one.
Pull out each other's nose hair one by one?
Oh, I see.
What? Pull it out?
Pull it out one by one.
What's with you guys?
Just pull it out.
I don't have nose hair.
Wow, that's terrible.
Out!
Are you lying about not having it?
Because I cut it.
I don't have a lot of it.
Because I cut it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I don't have a lot of it.
Because I cut it.
I don't have one or three of it.
I'm so pissed off.
Here we go.
OK.
I'm pissed off! I'm pissed off!
Why does it have to be like this?
I'm pissed off!
It's not over yet.
I'm pissed off!
I cut it too.
You saw it?
No, I didn't see it.
You have a big nose.
Out!
What is this?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
This is fun.
This is really fun.
You two are making fun of me.
Let me do it properly.
Here we go.
I can't fight like this again!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
We finally got the last one.
Right? I thought we could do it.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
From now on, this program will be brought to you by these sponsors.
One more regrettable thing.
What Hamada had in his drawer was...
Wow!
Here it is.
I don't know what it is anymore.
This is bad every time.
I pushed it!
I'm begging you.
I pushed it!
No, no.
Itaoya!
Hamaa!
Shiritoria!
Sorekabure!
Haman's horse!
Matchstick!
Crocodile!
Snail!
Cow!
Cow's death!
Synthesizer!
Matsumoto, Mosei, Rendo, Tanaka, Cut!
Let me out!
It's fun!
It's more fun!
It's like a game.
It's scary!
Synthesizer's "the"!
"The" is difficult.
"The" is fine!
Exposure!
Suit!
Neck!
"D"!
Matsumoto, Mosei, Rendo, Tanaka, Cut!
It's fun!
Synthesizer's "the"!
It hurts!
It's like a game.
Haman's horse!
Plum blossoms!
Let me out!
Horse.
Mantohisshi.
Daytime.
Mantoh.
Tomato.
Chicken.
Roe deer.
Watermelon.
Kappa.
Bread.
Ah, c'mon.
Just do it, just do it.
Ouch!
Come on, what's the big deal?
I'm so sick of this, seriously.
Daniel Delga has nothing better to do anymore.
Da...
Damselfly!
Ultra Mother!
Akuma!
Coat material!
Christmas!
Swiss!
Slipper.
Carry.
Apple.
Gorilla.
Radio.
Oh!
You've come this far...
I'm not angry!
That's terrible!
Oh!
You've come this far...
Ouch!
Five people were discussing
various intense jokes.
And this evening,
they participated in a recreation competition
where laughing is not allowed.
In a game where you compete how many times you can continue losing by playing rock-paper-scissors,
the tension of those two showed up.
Continue losing by playing rock-paper-scissors. Start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
In a rematch, Hamada continues losing by playing rock- paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
From now on, it will be unreleased.
When they return to the lab, that event will...
This is where things get serious. When they return to the lab, there's that event.
Everyone, you must be hungry, right?
In this lab, eating is also a part of training.
Enough already.
From now on, I'm going to ask you all to train for lunch.
I'm already tired, everyone.
This person will be in charge of the training.
Go ahead.
- I'm out. - He's out.
I'm already tired of this job.
But everyone, it's different this year!
I would like to train you all to activate your brains.
The ultimate challenge "Find it in 30 seconds"!
Yay!
The rules are...
In 30 seconds, watching a part of you gradually change,
the five of you will answer where you've changed.
There are three places where you've changed.
Find more of it and aim for a luxurious lunch!
The five of you will move to a position where it's easier for you to see.
Here we go!
Lunch challenge, start!
"Find it in 30 seconds"!
It's changing!
It's already changing!
How is it?
Please concentrate!
Yes!
It's completely changing!
Time's up!
I didn't understand a thing!
I didn't understand a thing either!
Matsumo-san?
I don't know the meaning of it.
Are you laughing?
No, I'm not laughing.
There's nothing you don't know about it!
You know what it means, right?
I know what it means, but...
It's increasing, isn't it?
No, it's not like that!
We have to find where it's not here.
That's right!
Those of you who've found one...
I know what it is.
There's one simple one.
I think that's what you've noticed.
Isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
One of them is complete.
It's changing!
One of them is complete.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's still changing.
Seriously?
Time's up!
Hina-san, you know one of them, right?
I know one of them.
Then, let's ask them.
Let's start with Endo-san.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're correct!
Canada and Endo have reached the same place and gained one point.
They gained one point.
What they got right is...
a relatively easy-to-understand white roof.
Next, Matsumoto will answer.
Wait, I don't know what you're saying.
Matsumoto, out!
You can't say that!
My voice is too high-pitched, I don't know what I'm saying.
Matsumoto, out!
Matsumoto-san, you're wrong!
The president hasn't changed!
He hasn't changed.
His voice has increased!
Yes, you're correct!
I feel like I'm listening to you.
7 years old.
Yes, you're correct!
Matsumoto-san, you're correct!
What?!
They were all the same.
They were all in the same place.
What does that mean?!
3 times of crying.
Pay attention to the other two.
I don't know what you're saying.
What does that mean?!
I don't know what you're saying.
Then, Matsumoto-san...
In the middle!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I know what you're saying!
Everyone, let's look at the right side.
The right side has changed.
Ah, I know!
Huh?
No, I don't know at all.
Oh, I got it!
Time's up!
Matsumoto-san?
I got two!
You got two!
Wow, wow, wow!
No, I don't know.
There's a way of saying it.
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
An angel with a man in the middle floating.
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, correct!
Matsumoto-san gets 2 points!
Yes!
Perfect!
Matsumoto noticed the change in the roof and the color of the trees on the right side of the screen.
Now, there's only one left.
One more window at the bottom.
Oh!
That means...
That's what it is!
Let's take a look!
There it is!
There's one more window in the middle.
There's one more window in the middle?
That's right.
There are more windows in the middle, right?
That's Muzui for you!
Oh, this is Muzui!
What's this?
The color of the leaves...
...has changed from yellow to red.
Wow, I don't know!
Yes!
Huh? It's red!
No, it's not!
It's turning yellow.
It's turning orange.
I don't know.
If you tell me...
What is it?
I don't know what it is!
I don't know.
He really doesn't know.
He's such an idiot!
He's the first one who doesn't know.
That's right. Let's go.
Next up is...
"Don't Worry, I'm Here" by Gaki no Tsukai.
Huh?
Now, this is a familiar...
What is it?
...scene, but...
Look closely!
Huh? What is it?
- Huh? - I'm a little confused.
- There's a lot of things. - Huh?
- Oh, I know one. - No way!
- Huh? - I don't know at all!
- I know one. - One is really easy to understand.
- I know one! - Oh, I know one!
- I know one! - Time's up!
- Oh, I know one! - Does anyone know?
- Yes! - Yes!
- All of you! - Yes!
- Yes, that's correct. - Oh!
Endo noticed the easy-to-understand "moon" and gained 1 point.
- I know one! - Look!
Tanaka, Hosei and Hamada also got the same part right.
And Matsumoto...
The train isn't moving!
- It's definitely not this one! - Matsumoto is out!
- It's really not this one. - It's really not this one.
- I've seen it two or three times. - But I don't think it's this one.
- Twice. - Twice.
- I couldn't remember it. - I couldn't remember it at all.
I don't think it's that difficult.
For the second time, pay attention to the members below the screen.
Except for me...
Other than where I saw you!
[Answer]
It's changing!
What?!
It's changing!
It's changing a lot!
Time's up!
Alright!
That's correct!
What is it?
I don't know.
Yamazaki-san's crotch isn't getting bigger!
Time's up!
Seriously?!
It's like a sweatshirt...
Ouch!
It's sad.
It's true that Yamazaki-san's crotch is getting bigger, but...
It's getting bigger, isn't it?!
It's getting bigger!
When I saw it 5 seconds later...
It was getting bigger.
It was getting bigger, so...
It's getting bigger than I thought it would be.
It's a little...
Gosei, time's up!
It's nostalgic.
When you say it's getting bigger...
I don't know at all!
You don't know?
Can you show us?
Can we?!
You didn't know at the end, did you?
This is hard...
Ah!
That's correct!
2 more points, right?
Yes!
Seriously?!
Yes!
100 points, 100 points!
Once again, the last 5 seconds...
Pay attention to the bottom half of the screen!
There and there are not visible...
Let's see who the members are!
Wow, you've changed!
You've changed! You've changed a lot!
I didn't know!
You've changed a lot!
Alright!
I didn't know!
Huh?
I didn't know!
You've changed a lot!
Not at all!
Matsumoto, out!
You were laughing so hard!
Sorry!
You were just having fun!
You were laughing so hard!
I'm glad!
Alright, Jun-san, go ahead.
Correct!
So it's the same as Tanaka's?
It's the same, right?
Yeah, I think so, too.
So Matsumoto-san, can I say something?
Yes!
Tsuki is out!
And...
Tanaka...
He's getting taller and taller!
Huh?
Yeah!
It's the same!
And...
I was so happy when I realized it...
Can you guys stop watching Tanaka-san?
Matsumoto, out!
I'm glad!
I was watching Tanaka-san...
That's not good...
Another thing is...
The ground has changed from bricks to asphalt.
Let's watch it one more time.
Tanaka-kun, look!
He's getting taller and taller!
And...
Look at the ground!
It's a lot of bricks!
It's true!
It's just the ground...
It's bricks, right?
Yeah!
It's true!
Yes, more and more!
What?
The bricks...
Look!
It's true!
Shosei, Tanaka, Endo, out!
I'll forget about it!
Yeah, you'll forget about it!
You'll be impressed!
Ouch!
So, here are the final rankings!
Thank you for your hard work!
Each of them will have a lunchbox according to their rankings.
It's a lobster!
Thank you for the meal!
It looks good!
It's cold!
I want to eat it, but I don't have anything in my waist.
Look, I can cut it right away.
It's all hard around me.
No, it can't be this hard!
It's really good!
Tanaka, out!
Can you stop looking at me like that?
I'm sorry!
But, if you look at me like that...
Ouch!
I'm sorry!
After lunch, the five of them are taking a quick rest.
It's hard to ride a motorcycle like that.
Can you do it one more time?
I heard that there is a mojang club in Yamanaki.
Is that related to age?
What?
Is that related to age?
You were laughing a lot!
I wasn't laughing at all!
You were the leader!
I wasn't laughing at all!
You were completely the leader!
I wasn't laughing at all!
You weren't laughing at all!
Ran-chan, Ran-chan!
I'm Miki-chan now!
Tsumugi-chan!
You're not laughing at all!
I wasn't laughing at all!
I really wasn't laughing at all!
This is how Mori-san did it.
Wait a minute...
It's over! It's over!
What am I supposed to do?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I really can't do it.
I don't know what to do with people who don't laugh at all.
Maybe we've gotten used to it.
No way!
Can you do it without laughing at all?
Yes, I can talk normally.
Like just now.
Um...
Who told you to do it for so long?
No, I didn't notice.
Have you ever done that kind of music?
What kind of music?
This kind of game.
End! Out!
I don't know what I'm doing.
Ouch!
This kind of event was held for lunch.
And the five of them went to a special training facility.
Of course, while on the move, they had to stand in line.
It's strange to stay in such a strange place.
You're right. I'm sorry about today.
So, what do you want?
Actually, my little brother has gone missing.
And I've been seeing all kinds of strange things coming out of his room.
And you know...
Um...
You know...
Up until now...
I've only seen things with special abilities.
And I can read and take away those emotions.
Shitsumei, Nobunaga, Daijiro...
Tosei, Endo...
Kanaka, Atsumoto...
Damn it!
Shitsumei...
It's like we're separated.
In order to find his missing little brother...
A blind detective with the ability to read the minds of dead people has asked for cooperation.
What's up, Tei?
It's like...
He's only been looking at men's clothes.
Yeah.
Um...
This picture...
Is this the criminal's?
What's wrong?
Let me see...
Which one?
Um...
From this picture...
I can see two emotions.
The first one is...
Boredom.
The second one is...
Happiness.
Boredom and happiness?
What do you mean?
I know!
This must be...
A certain colorful street entertainer sang Triton of the Sea for his daughter at karaoke.
But it was so boring that my daughter fell asleep out of boredom.
The daughter, who felt bad about herself, had no choice but to write this to her macho father: Triton of the Sea!
I thought this was definitely the dream of my daughter, but instead of blaming it on my daughter's performance, I decided to display this in my room!
You're a worthy citizen, man!
Oh, that's a bit suspicious, dude!
No, it's true that this man seems to be thought of by his daughter as a man who only works on land and sea.
So I don't see any malice at all.
Absolutely not.
Where did it go!?
Everyone out!
Is it Triton?
That's right, Triton.
A ``scientific destruction battle where you must never get caught'' was held with a special rule that if you were caught by Kuromi, you would save the cow.
Hiromi, who is the same generation as Downtown, will be participating as Step.
The merciless treatment from Kuromi and the others...
What, what, wow, it's a Minition!
When we debuted, I told Downtown and Unnan that we should never talk.
Even though I'm the type who talks about everything,
Now we're coming together on the show!
Look at me!
I don't know what I'm doing!
What is this?
I'm scared!
This is crazy!
I don't know what I'm doing!
What is this game?
From now on, Kuro-oni, which attacked 5 people, will attack others as well.
He's here!
Where?
What is that?
What does it say?
Brief?
What does it say?
What is "brief"?
Wait a minute.
This is scary!
"Brief" throw?
What does it say?
This is scary!
Wait a minute!
This is scary!
What does it say?
I'm sorry!
Wear a mask.
What is this?
Ouch!
This is too much!
To find the key, 5 people went to the club room to rescue Matsumoto.
Who is that?
Hey! Why do you keep hitting me?!
Why do you keep hitting me?!
Stop it! Stop it!
No! No! No!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
No! No!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
That hurt.
You were hiding.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Ouch! Ouch!
Wait! Wait!
I'm getting hit too!
No! No!
It's the third time!
It hurts!
It's a KO scene!
That hurt!
You're still in there!
You have to be really careful.
You saw it earlier, didn't you?
I didn't see it.
Can you lift the locker up a little?
Go!
Who is it?
Who is it?!
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have gotten my dog back.
It's completely gone now.
Furthermore...
It's here!
What is it? What is it?
It's here!
It's heavy!
Naga-chan, I knew it, but you didn't say anything!
Huh? Huh?
It's a student bus.
It's here!
What is it?
It's here!
It's calling you.
What is it?!
It's a student bus that goes from now on.
I'm counting on you.
We have to line up.
We'll do our best!
We'll line up!
It's a sticky one, right? It's a sticky one.
This is...
Yes.
This is perfect!
Yes.
Right?! You really know, right?!
Yes!
Alright!
Ready and...
Student bus!
Me too.
Right?!
Oh, I'm Toshikoshi-soba.
Oh, I'm also Toshikoshi-soba.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I said Kohaku-tsuetsu.
Ah...
That's the least common one, right?
Maybe mine and Yama-chan's answers aren't correct?!
That's right!
I thought it might be a little bad.
I thought it might be Toshikoshi-soba.
Yeah, yeah.
But Yama-chan!
Huh?!
We haven't lined up yet.
Huh?!
This is the most annoying one.
What does it taste like?
It's very sweet.
It's sweet.
It's the worst one.
It's sticky.
The five of them have become partners in crime.
It's five of us.
The five of them return to the lab and say hello to the chief.
Yeah!
A coincidence!
Chief of Super-zealous entertainers,
A guy who loves laughter and has been loved by laughter,
Manzai, conto, rakugo,
All of them are laughter producers!
So, I...
Go first!
JUSTIN!
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, OUT!
I'm gonna be a warrior!
The president, who feels that there is not enough maturity, uses a pheromone enhancement device.
And...
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Thank you!
His sexiness has improved.
From Sunshine Ikezaki to Saito Takumi, his grades have upgraded.
After the air war, I registered as a chauffeur.
I'm a sexy actor, a sexy lover and a sexy man in love!
Cheating, cheating, double cheating...
I'm the creator of all sexy things!
Sunshine!
Star!
E!
Boko!
To!
U!
IE!
Jackie!
Wow!
In a new lab, he and Taiji are pulled out of it again.
Really?
What?
This wig again...
I'm sick of it!
Tanaka puts on a mysterious face-rolling mask.
This doesn't work!
Tanaka, out!
He's talking a lot.
Yes!
You're acting!
Stop it!
Tanaka!
Endo!
Out!
Stop it!
Tanaka!
Endo!
This is a science quiz.
The liquid called "kamikawa liquid" overflows from his head.
It's a fear of heights.
Three...
Two...
One...
Fire!
(Laughter)
This Kamikaze Kid will challenge Hosei to even more tragedies.
(Screams)
Again, five people were tortured by the story.
In fact, there were still more tragic unreleased stories.
Hamada, number two.
Hamada uses the key number two locker he had in his drawer to open it.
What is this?
Whoa! Whoa!
(Screams)
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Hamada opens the locker.
You're here!
That's right! I'm your sexy partner!
Sexy is the man who is loved by sexy!
I'm the father of all sexy!
That's right! I am...
Welcome...
Sexy!
Go home!
Then, from Endo's exit, a mysterious look...
Such a twist...
Honorary professor's science quiz.
If the quiz you're about to answer is incorrect,
honorary professor will give you a science punishment.
Here's the question.
I have to succeed!
I'll do my best!
What happens if you cut the top of a black tea tea bag and put fire in it?
Answer in 15 seconds.
Ready, go!
When you put fire in a black tea bag and put fire in it,
it doesn't melt slowly, but burns quickly.
In the middle of this, they will make the world come true.
Make the world come true?
Here we go again.
No, it's not heavy!
I've given up already, staff!
Thank you.
This is a tea bag you can buy at any store.
You cut this tea bag like this and you throw away the tea inside.
I see.
Yes, yes. The staff enjoyed it later.
Thank you.
And you put this tea bag upright.
Yes, yes.
Here you go.
Now, science!
The answer is, it flies up in the sky.
When you light a tea bag on a table, the rising current rises with the power of fire.
But, when it starts burning, the tea bag is heavier and doesn't rise.
But, as it burns, the tea bag becomes lighter and the rising current increases and the tea bag rises.
So, Endo-kun, incorrect!
Science quiz, incorrect!
The sky, ping-pong ball, bazooka...
Get ready!
The young men of Tenjirou Gundan!
And, Shouzo-chan!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
Now, this sky, ping-pong ball, bazooka...
Both ends of this ping-pong ball are covered with a strong wrap.
From now on, the air inside of this bag will be drawn out.
And, when it becomes a vacuum and you make a hole in one end of the wrap,
the atmosphere will flow in there with tremendous force.
Endo-kun, with that force, the ping-pong ball will be drawn out with tremendous force.
Now, let's start the experiment.
Now, for this experiment, we actually need one assistant.
Matsumoto-kun, come here.
Is it okay for me?
Please!
I'm sorry!
You have this device and are waiting for me here.
Vacuum machine, switch, on!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Right now, more and more vacuum energy is accumulating in this tube.
Matsumoto-kun, once it's vacuumed, I'd like you to make a hole in this side of the wrap.
If I win, is there hope for me?
Vacuuming complete!
I definitely don't like that part.
Isn't a hole fine?
Matsumoto-kun, you only have 10 seconds left.
I don't like holes!
You can do it anytime.
Oh, can I?
Then, one, two, three!
What is this?
It's a science!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Tanaka, out!
What is this?
Withdraw! Withdraw!
Ouch! Ouch!
The five of them were suffering from sexual harassment and science quizzes.
For some reason, Hosei has prepared an iron man Atom's costume.
Oh, Atom-nii-chan, you were in a place like this!
I'm sorry, but I was in a place like this!
Uran-chan?
Huh?
Uran-chan?
Uran-chan, the younger sister, appears with Hosei's laughing bag.
What? Are you scared?
Hosei!
Uran-chan!
Wait a minute!
But Uran-chan, you can't do that!
You can't do that!
Yes, yes!
That's right!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Uran-chan!
The lab ends with Uran-chan and Kousei's laughing bags.
Uran-chan! Uran-chan!
Take it! Take it! Take the video!
Take it all! Uran-chan!
You'll get in trouble!
You move so fast!
Uran-chan, you're amazing!
Uran-chan, what do you want?
I'll really buy it for you, so what do you want?
I want cheeks!
Cheeks?
Cheeks!
Cheeks?
You want cheeks?
Yes!
Cheeks...
What do you want with cheeks?
Cheeks that are plump...
Eyes that are beaded...
Mascara...
You want something like that?
Yes!
So you like it?
Yes!
You like it?
Yes, I do!
You like it?
Yes, I do!
You like it?
Yes, I do!
You like it?
Yes, I do!
A little...
You like it?
The researchers participate in their daily research presentation.
The robot of human form has finally been announced!
Alright, then, let me introduce you...
Billie and Takeshi-mama!
I've done it already...
What the hell is this?!
The free-spirited robot, Pete Takeshi, has been unveiled.
This isn't a joke, you idiot!
I'm Pete Takeshi.
Ah, I'm Pete Takeshi.
Matsumoto, Tosei, Endo, out!
Why is it moving?! Why is it moving?!
Next up is a performance by a distinguished professor for theater art.
For some reason, Yoshinobu and Quinn have fallen for it.
I'm sorry!
No way!
For me to act in a ballroom...
As I thought...
It's weird, isn't it?
Asano's episode.
In Asano's episode, the staff made Asano's appearance difficult.
What surprised me was that Asano was too clumsy for his role.
Why? Why? Why did Asano get tricked?
I heard that Asano's theater practice was terrible.
But since Asano's memory is bad, his practice will be total someday!
Even though he's a producer, he's a producer of a company.
There's nothing Asano can do about it!
A robot has been stolen by someone!
What?!
A new robot theft incident occurs.
Immediately, the police rush in.
Just who did it?!
Sorry for the wait! Let me go!
Who are you?!
I'm Marugosuken!
Marugosuken...
But what is my subordinate doing?!
Understood!
Everyone, please cooperate with the investigation.
I am...
Koemon.
Everyone, please cooperate with the investigation.
Meanwhile...
The culprit's clue, blonde hair, was found.
They finally found the culprit.
He's the culprit!
Wait! Culprit!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I want to get my money back as soon as possible.
After Chimpira punched him in the lab and went for a trial...
You're not a new researcher!
Don't you know that?!
You're a new researcher!
You're not, you bastard!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come here!
You wanna come here, you ask?
You also ask me to come here?
You only ask me to come here?
You hurry, you ask me to come here?
Say something to me, you bastard!
You should be kicked down the street!
If you kick me down, you can say whatever you want, so kick me down my ass!
I'm gonna kick your ass!
You idiot with lots of cerebral galaxy in your head!
Why don't you stop?!
At this distance?!
Nice of you to clarify 'you idiot with lots of cerebral galaxy in your head'
That's what I want you to say!
I can't hear you from the beginning to the end, and don't make me laugh or drill your real nipples!
Drill, do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it
Do it! Do it!
'm sure you heard that
писYou're watching too much.
It's amazing!
I can't believe it.
With the death of Tsukasaki Hankonko,
I can't believe my wisdom.
Everyone lost.
- It's over. - It's over.
At the Environmental Research Report Meeting of Celebrities, an embarrassing episode of Matsumoto was revealed.
Downtown Matsumoto has 4 million followers on Twitter.
Wow!
It's the first time in 2 or 3 years, but it's more than 4 million.
If you tweet about him, it will be on the internet.
I like his tweets, too.
He tweets really good words.
But sometimes, he says "Huh?"
But most of his tweets are really touching.
Can I introduce you?
Um...
Comedy entertainers are fairies.
They don't look like people who don't want to laugh at flowers.
Wow!
I thought Matsumoto's tweets were amazing.
But on the other hand,
what surprised me was...
Ghosts are scary because they look like people who are supposed to be dead.
If there is someone who is not afraid of ghosts,
that person is dead.
Huh?
Ghosts are scary.
When Matsumoto tweets "I like you,"
he gets 50 or 60 thousand likes.
But this guy gets about 2,000 likes.
Ghosts are scary.
Let's go back to the lab and review the blue man's VTR.
He went through a big reaction experiment in Incheon.
Oh, it's heavy.
Are you okay?
He stopped drinking for about two hours...
This is a bad video.
and waited for him to fall asleep.
This is bad.
(Burp)
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
As he fell asleep deeply,
an experiment conducted by Daisuke Miyagawa researchers began.
What?
He will try to wake him up with an alarm on his face, arms and legs.
(Snap)
(Laughter)
Matsumoto, Hamada, Genzo, Tanaka, Hattori!
(Laughter)
Jimmy suffered a lot again this time.
In fact, Jimmy's VTR continued.
Jimmy's VTR continued.
To investigate the effects of alcohol on human wakefulness,
Dr. Onishi drank alcohol and fell into a deep sleep.
Then, the first experiment was conducted.
No way!
(Laughter)
Next is...
When you eat it, you put the popping candy that pops in your mouth on top of your tongue and see how it reacts.
Pop! Pop! Pop!
Wow, you're good at it.
Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
The third "eye-opening experiment"
Next, we'll try to wake him up with a chainsaw with no teeth at all.
I think this will work.
I think so, too.
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Next, they will try to wake up a toothless person with a chainsaw.
I think this will work.
I think so, too.
Matsumoto, Tamada, Endo, Tanaka, Aoki...
What's with him?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Where are you going?
I'm going to work.
What?
I'm going to work.
Work?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Where are you going?
I'm going to work.
No, you're not going to work.
It's still night.
Not at all.
Why?
No, it's not like that.
No...
I was just checking, brother.
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
Are you okay?
I'm going home.
No, you can go home now.
Just drink this medicine that will stop your hiccups.
Wake up.
Wake up and take a deep breath.
You're in a bad mood, aren't you?
Take a deep breath.
You're going to have a hiccup.
Take it easy.
Drink this medicine.
I love you.
Are you sick of me?
I love you.
Are you sick of me?
There was another VTR in Jimmy's experiment.
Science medicine!
A super-dangerous science medicine was discovered in a laboratory and half of it was developed.
Chun!
When this science medicine hits a certain light, it emits light.
Do you understand?
The one involved in this research is definitely liquid.
It must be attached to some part of the body.
No matter how small it is, if it hits light, it emits light.
Turn off the light!
Let's go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Lighter!
What is this?
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
What is this?
In the end, as usual, Hosei has nowhere to run.
Wow, it hurts!
After being hit by a sharp bullet, the incident was resolved safely.
Five people who are waiting to be praised by elite scientists.
We will show you our science medicine skills!
Negotiations were fierce.
The body-stamping competition was held by five people.
In one of the battles, Sanshiro Komiya challenges putting his face into the water tank and eating somen noodles without using his hands.
In the last trial, Karaka Takasu, who should never be surprised, and Hosei and Endo, who were caught but caught.
Downtown and Karaka head for the rescue.
What is it?
Natsumoto, you go down and I'll go up.
Is it okay?
Is it okay for me to go up?
It's over there.
Is it okay for me to go up?
There's no protector or anything.
I'll go up.
I'll go up here.
My hands...
It's not revealed yet.
Only injuries are left for those who shouldn't be surprised.
Don't try to make me vertical like that.
Lie down.
Lie down?
My legs are numb.
I'm scared.
What is it? Stop it.
I'm scared.
What? What? What?
Just below them...
Natsumoto, who is standing still under the same instructions...
It's not good to be alone.
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Yes, I'm Yoshino Mio of "Dreams Come True"!
I'm a scientist on love, love, love!
Listen to me!
Hey, what's wrong?
I'm just an ordinary scientist
But I'm singing a slow song
Let me hear you sing!
An ordinary scientist
Even if I can't say it often
What's wrong with you?
I love you!
That's enough! Just say it!
Teach me!
I love you, love you, love you, love you!
I'm just an ordinary scientist
Say it! Say it!
I don't go home often
Thank you very much!
That was close!
What's wrong with you?
Then, Hamada and Tanaka take on a mission
It says "Wait in line here"
It's like a game center
You're right!
Kawa's challenge and Anata's big challenge!
Why?
The surprise is "hagera-tataki"!
The rule is simple.
If you can hit "hagetalent" from a hole more than ten times in one minute, mission clear!
"hagetalent" are these three people.
Let's clear the mission together!
"hageratataki", ready, start!
Mission clear!
OK, you did it!
You did it!
Yes! You can do it! You can do it!
Ah, only two left!
Ah, you can do it! Yes, yes, yes!
Mission clear!
OK, OK, OK!
Oh!
Yes!
It's fun with Kuro-chan, but...
I'll go in here!
The five of them meet up and head for the true mission "rescue Fujiwara".
But there is an unpublished trick.
What is this again?
"Surprise" is the best.
Line up, line up, line up.
No, there's a lot.
I really don't like it.
The earth in space is...
9999 points!
OK, let's hear you sing!
Here you go!
This has been brought to you by these sponsors.
9999 points!
Yessssssss!
He's like me!
I can't pull it off!
I can't!
It's all strawberry!
All strawberry!
I'm a little bit of Neo Goldman.
I'm a bit of Jean!
I made it!
And also the head...
- I'm a scientist. - I'm a scientist.
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- I didn't feel anything weird. - No, you don't have to feel weird.
- He was suffering from various traps, like losing sometimes.
- He overcame the difficulties and rescued Fujiwara.
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
This is the story of Dr. Science, who shouldn't laugh.
And the one who sang the ending song for us this time is...
Tatsuya Ishii.
Tatsuya Ishii, who just turned 32 years old after his debut as an artist, sang for us at the end of the show.
To be honest, how did you feel when you received the offer?
I didn't know if I could sing with just you there.
That's all.
Did the members consult you about this song?
It's a song that's been ranked 4th or 5th in history.
It's a song that I cherish very much.
I didn't know what to do with it, so I decided to consult myself.
I can't complain about it now that I've done it.
Then, please listen to the complete version of "Dr. Science," which you shouldn't laugh with just you there.
Thank you for letting me know what I want to know this year.
Zenigata no wana ni tsuki ni hikikomare
Omoi mo you ranai fufude de
kusei ni hakonori no sekai wo hashirasete ita
dokki ni kuratta toki no yuki e shoutenmen no
Iwareta let's do it If we just go back and have a showdown, we won't find out. What's more important is still my daughter Tori.
It's been a long time since I've had a tied-up tea show at Arsen, and it looks like I'm going to mess it up with just a proposal.
The voices of those on the side who had gone too far were muffled.Why didn't you fall over sooner?I wonder who you will push into.
Tomorrow morning, I was trying to dance well, but a drama fan came and trained with my body naked.
I got used to the New Jeans, got excited, handed over the Blanc Jean bag, and let them decide on a time.
I like you.
I've hidden my own neck in love.
The one who appeared in my dream is
always, no matter how many times,
I love you with all my heart.
I'm sorry you're not here yet,
but always, no matter when,
I want to spend time together with you.
I think this singer is better.
Let's use him for NHK next time.
He didn't sing much.
That's true.
Even if you say so.
I don't know much about him, but is he a second half of Hamada Robot?
He didn't sing in the second verse.
Was he in the second verse?
That basketball guy?
What a shame!
He didn't sing in this song either.
He didn't sing in Okura's song either.
What a shame!
Okura is too big.
How big is Okura?
What a shame!
What should we do?
What a shame!
It's a dream.
It was funny, though.
It was funny.
It was funny, wasn't it?
You two will be punished.
Indian ping-pong player and bazooka player.
Yes.
Okura should sing in this song.
Let's use him for NHK.
He's already famous.
He's funny.
Please say a word for him.
I don't think I can show you my time.
Please enjoy it.
I don't think I can show you my time.
It's a desperate time.
I don't think I can show you my time.
Please enjoy it.
I'm going to shave my head.
I don't know what I'm going to receive.
I've thrown various balls.
"Kagata Atasen 24" can't be laughed at.
If you want to watch it again, please go to Hulu.
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