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We'll do it again this year!
New Year's Day's New Year's Day!
"Kids' Servants! Don't Laugh!" series!
This hellish project that prohibited kids' servants from laughing
is now the 14th time!
From school to detective agency,
various stages have been held up until now,
but this year, it's...
"Science Professor"!
As a surprise,
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, Eri, and even kids' servants
who have been made science researchers...
Unbelievable laugh traps are being deployed one after another!
Laugh traps that have forgotten the essence of science are the best in the series!
Scientifically and ridiculously,
kids' servants are disbanded as laugh experiments targets!
That's right! There's no doubt about it!
Kids' Servants! Don't Laugh!
until "Science Professor"!
59 minutes and 5 seconds! 59 minutes and 4...
Hmm, in any case, just a little more!
That's why, this year, especially...
Kids' Servants! Don't Laugh!
"Science Professor"!
Just before, as a countdown special,
the best scenes of various "kids' servants! don't laugh!"
While showing you our recommended best scenes,
Don't Laugh!
Science Professor!
24 hours!
Murdock!
Murdock Kent!
We hope you'll look forward to it!
Best of Best Meta
In this series, as "meta"s,
we've developed various "meta"s, "best meta"!
That's right! For example...
[Phone ringing]
Hello?
What? Are you stupid?
Are you serious? Are you kidding me?
Hey, hey, you're crazy, aren't you? You're calling me on the bus.
Hey!
Hey, hey, you're crazy, aren't you?
Are you kidding me?
Hey, hey, you're crazy, aren't you?
Hey, you're all annoying me, you know.
Huh? What's going on?
What are you doing?
Hey, you know, it's common sense not to call you on the phone on the bus, right?
You know that, don't you? You're a junior high school or high school student, which one are you?
I'm a high school student.
Huh? What's your high school?
High school 1st grade.
High school 1st grade, huh? Then you'll be taking the entrance exam soon, won't you?
Stop it. Stop it!
Stop it!
You know you have to be clear-headed, don't you?
Okay.
Okay, I got it. Answer me!
Yes, sir.
You know you have to be clear-headed, don't you?
Hey, Akira!
Takeshi!
What's up?
I think you're involved in something weird.
I'm just being careful not to make a cell phone call.
A phone call?
Who would make a phone call like this?
There's no one here!
But you have to be clear-headed on the train, don't you?
You know you have to be clear-headed on the train, don't you?
Shut up!
It's not clear-headed!
Let me go!
We're talking!
Let me go!
Shut up!
Don't kill me!
Takeshi!
Yes?
Let's get off at the next station.
No, I'm going to the office now.
Let's get off at the next station.
No, I'm going to the office now.
Why?
I'm tired of this!
Sorry, I'm giving up for today.
What the hell?
What the hell are you doing?
Alright, let's go!
Yeah, why?
You want me to do it for you?
Yeah, do it!
I'm in!
Follow me!
Go!
I'm sorry.
I got cramps.
My legs are shaking.
You're so old.
I'm sorry.
I got cramps.
I'm sorry.
My legs are shaking.
My legs are shaking!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Don't mess with me!
It's been a while.
It's so cold.
It's like a dream to go on a date at a town centre.
I want to go to 109.
109? Let's go.
I want to get a tricola.
Get a lot of tricola.
It's noisy over there.
Hey! Hey!
Why are you walking like that?
What is it?
Huh? I'm talking to you!
Hey, over there!
Over there!
Hamada, Yamasaki, Aosono...
Hey, hey, Naomi...
From now on, you run away. I'll be in class with him.
Huh? What are you talking about?
I'm the president of Bosozoku.
You know me, don't you? Remember me.
I don't know you! I'm scared!
I said I don't know you! Stop touching me!
What do you mean?
You're my girlfriend.
No, wait a minute!
You hate me, don't you?!
What are you talking about? You hate me, too!
No, I'm dating you! I'm seriously dating you!
How did it go?
Oh, it was a first date.
Was it good?
It was good.
Hey, Moto!
Don't say things like "forget it", "forget it", and "forget it".
"Forget it".
Ouch! Ouch!
- I'm not taking it. - Already?!
- What are you talking about? - Wait a minute, Taiyo.
- I'm running away. - What?
- What is this situation? - It's a mess!
- I'm going in! - I'm in!
- I'm in!
- Wait a minute. - Where did it all start?
- Where did it all lead to? - I don't know.
- Wait a minute. - I don't know.
It's a commercial!
Among the puns, we recommend...
"Best of Puns"!
- Hey! - Good morning!
Good morning!
"Don't Laugh At All"!
Science Professor 24
Tonight at 6:30 p.m.!
"Best of Puns"!
Tonight at 6:30 p.m.!
Here we go.
I'm worried.
Will it work?
I'm worried.
He's late.
I'm worried.
I did it!
Wow!
Really?
Wow!
I'm sorry.
You can't take pictures of other customers without permission!
You can't!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Wow!
Yamasaki!
Masumoto! Endo!
Endo!
I'm sorry!
Ouch!
Honka, you can do it!
I'm sorry!
Marco!
Yes!
Be more nervous!
Today is an audition, you know?
If today's audition doesn't go well,
your entertainment life is over!
You know?
It's okay!
Today, I'm going to make an ultimate statement!
An ultimate statement?!
An innovative...
An innovative statement?!
I'd like to see it!
I'm going for an audition, you know?
Yes!
I'd like you to see it!
You're going to see it, Marko!
Hello! I'm P! I'm Marko!
I'm Hayashiya "P" Marko!
I'm not good at it at all!
I don't like it!
We're going to go fishing on a bus. What do you think we'll do?
Black bus!
I don't like it!
Hamada! Makomako! Tanaka! Yamazaki! Saotomo!
I don't like it!
Ouch!
Your voice is so loud!
I know!
You're so loud!
I don't like it!
Marko!
I don't like it!
You look like a clown!
I don't like it!
Marko's face looks like this, and he's good at acting.
Okay, den!
Den!
And now...
Don't Laugh, Professor Science 24 Hour Bus Jokes
Matsumoto is so excited about the jokes!
Don't laugh, professor!
Don't Laugh, Professor Science 24 Hour Bus Jokes
Tonight at 6:30 pm!
Please be polite even if it's raining.
Best of Producing Jokes
This story that started out as a small story has evolved into a big story that has surpassed the medium of a small story.
Until now, this is scary.
Wow, it's open!
It's open!
What is it?
It's open again.
This pattern.
I think it's going to flip over.
Yeah, I think it's not in one or two places.
One, two...
Game over!
This is bad!
Yeah!
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Wow.
He looks bodly like gorilla for a second.
Nothing's out of place.
Gorilla will laugh even you watch him.
7, 7 count.
Out.
It broke?
8 count.
Out.
That's low.
Ouch!
I'm so scared.
What a wet blanket!
This won't change in the next two years.
But what if you can use it maybe just for a while?
What's that?
She said something like this...
You didn't say anything.
[Secret]
Can I go?
Yes, you can.
Wow, something new again.
There's something.
A letter.
Wow, there's nothing written on it.
Let's look at it.
Yeah, let's look at it.
We can look at it.
Wow, this pattern is really scary.
I don't know what this is about.
Maybe.
There's a lot of stuff.
Separate the silver touch case in the room.
I'm curious about it.
That one.
This one.
I'm curious about it.
Should we do that one too?
Or should we do this one?
Should we open it?
There's no toothpaste in it.
Can I take that one?
No, you can't.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wow, but it's scary.
Is it heavy?
No, it's not that heavy.
Here?
Can I?
Is it okay?
Is that one okay?
It says "no touch".
Just like that?
Yeah.
I'll do it.
Don't do that.
Huh?
Huh? But this...
What's this?
Everyone's...
This is it.
Matsumoto-san's gas mask.
Huh?
Emergency! Emergency!
Right now, in the police station...
This is scary.
...gas has leaked.
Everyone in the police station, put on your mask immediately.
I'll do it.
Everyone in the police station, put on your mask immediately.
I'll do it.
Right now, we have secured and processed the gas source.
Everyone in the police station, please remove your protective mask.
You scared me.
Hey, can you give me a hand?
I'm going to die!
That's what I'm talking about!
What are you doing?
After the commercial, we will announce the best story that you can pull out!
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm sorry!
End!
Cut!
Out!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Don't do it!
"You Must Not Laugh" "Science Professor 24"
Tonight at 6:30 p.m.!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
The best story you can pull out!
Yes?
This?
This is not funny at all!
What is this?
I can't stand up.
Yes, you can't stand up.
This is a little...
This is very similar.
This is a game.
If you say so, it's a game.
Oh, I'm shocked.
Seriously.
Do you know?
No, I don't know.
Do you know everything?
I don't know anything.
That's why you did it.
It's not a problem for us.
Can we confiscate it?
I will confiscate it.
Well, this...
Yes, this...
What is this?
(audience laughing)
You...
What are you talking about?
Get out!
(laughing)
Yamada, Yamazaki, Endo, Namana, Aso...
(laughing)
Arno...
Let's stop this.
And the next "don't laugh" "Dr. Science 24" special
will show you a shocking laugh that combines science and water!
(laughing)
"Dr. Science 24", which you must not laugh at,
will air tonight at 6:30 pm!
Even if it rains, I'll do my best.
(laughing)
Boom! Boom!
(laughing)
Best of Talent
We can't count all the talents that have appeared in this series.
And no matter how you look at it,
the stories developed by talents unrelated to comedy are super premium!
First of all, please watch the stories of those terrifyingly many talents!
Dr. Science 24
There is a woman who has witnessed the criminal,
and she asks the suspect to look at various things and find out who chased the criminal.
Oh, is it something like posting photos?
Oh...
There will be a suspect through the mirror,
so if you have witnessed the criminal, please tell us.
Okay.
(laughing)
Kamada, Emasaki, Endo, Out!
(laughing)
That's no good!
(laughing)
(grunting)
Was the criminal a boy?
I feel like he had his hair tied up.
(laughing)
Was he wearing a wig?
I feel like there was a little tooth sticking out of it.
You feel like there was a little tooth sticking out of it?
I looked this way for a moment.
(laughing)
This doesn't make any sense!
I'm going to the bathroom.
Hmm...
(sound of water)
(laughter)
Kosei, out!
Huh?
Kosei's not here?
Did something happen over there?
He went to the bathroom.
That's scary.
That scared me!
What's up with you?
If you don't have a lead...
It won't start.
He's saying that again.
Something's in there.
What did you do?
I went to the bathroom and...
Kosei, out!
I went to the bathroom and...
Someone was on the table and...
There was a lot of...
And it turned out to be...
That woman...
I'm sorry.
Kosei, out!
If you don't have a lead...
Then why did you say "out" to that woman?
Excuse me.
Nobody said anything.
There's nobody here.
Should we wait in line?
Huh?
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
Are you an actor or something?
No.
Oh, I see. I'm sorry. I just thought you were cool.
At this moment, Junpei thought.
What's with this old-fashioned handsome face?
He's like an extra and a cheap actor who's always bragging about himself.
I guess he's only doing cheap jobs that even heavyweights can do.
I didn't know you were such a bad actor.
Ouch!
You're such a bad actor.
Huh? There's trash on your chin.
At this moment, Junpei thought.
What's with this guy's chin?
Is there something in it?
Hmm?
Does this feel like a hamburger?
Does it have a hamburger in it?
What's with this guy's chin?
He's such a bad actor.
Ouch!
He's hitting his brain.
Oh, I'm sorry for being late, Junpei-san.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Kousei, Tanaka, Tanaka.
I thought you were a man.
That means...
All right.
Salute.
Five new employees would like to say hello to the president.
Is that so?
You.
Yes.
What is your name?
Endo Shozo.
I see. Nice to meet you.
At this moment, Helen thought...
Huh?
This guy...
He's shaving his eyebrows.
An old man who has lived too long is conscious of the opposite sex and shaving his eyebrows.
But...
This eyebrow shape...
I've seen it somewhere.
Yes!
It's Oglishn!
This guy...
He's conscious of Oglishn's eyebrows, which are older than him.
This guy...
It's a commercial!
Among many talent stories, we will announce the best of talent stories!
Hey!
You must not laugh!
"Professor Gagack" airs tonight at 6:30 p.m.!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Best of Talent Stories
"Professor Gagack" airs tonight at 6:30 p.m.!
Ah, hello?
Maeda Rivali here.
Huh? Six four?
Well, I thought it was eight two, but...
What?
Give me a minute!
Everyone...
Ah!
Yeah!
Taxi
Hey, taxi!
Welcome.
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, and...
What's that?
Oh, my!
Thank you.
Where are you going?
First class, Tokyo.
Yes, sir.
That's a fancy car, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'm looking forward to it.
Can you drive it?
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's a commercial!
Among many talent stories,
we present you "best of talent stories"!
You Must Not Laugh!
Science Student 24 hours
Tonight, at 6:30 p.m.!
It's raining!
Even if it's raining, please wear a raincoat.
"The Best of Talent Stories"!
Huh?
I don't see a receipt.
Wow.
What's up?
What a nice voice you have.
Ouch!
Hello, Fujiwara-san.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
This is my personal assistant, Norino-san.
And these gentlemen...
Excuse me.
They are the new recruits for today's training.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What's your name?
My name is Matsumoto.
And your wife?
She's here.
And your children?
Yes, she's here.
Then you have to work hard.
Yes.
I have to make a homemade dish for my acquaintance.
Yes.
What should I make?
Well...
How about meat and vegetables?
Homemade, right?
Yes.
But he's rather childish, Karen.
Is it a hamburger?
What did you say?!
A hamburger?!
Are you out of your mind?!
It's been 20 years since I ate java food for the first time in 2 years.
Hamburger with demi-glace sauce!
No, it's not like that!
Look!
The mouth is being pulled in and out!
This door is...
Yamada, Yamazaki, Matsumoto, out!
And!
While DVD and Blu-ray are on sale,
it's 24 o'clock in Meiton-tei that you must not laugh at!
Huh?
Is it true?
Yamada...
Yamashiro...
Yamada...
What should we do?
Well, everyone, do your best and think about it!
Think about it...
Mr. Ogachi...
Did you get any questions?
It's not coming out easily...
It's out!
This person is...
The victim's wife's blood.
Yamada...
Oh, this is...
Yamada...
Can you put this bike away somewhere?
Yes, ma'am.
Watch the sequel to this movie on DVD and Blu-ray.
It's a commercial!
We present you the best of talent stories among many other talent stories!
Hey! Get down!
"You Must Not Laugh"! "Science Professor 24" airs tonight at 6:30 p.m.!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
"Best of Talent Stories"!
"Best of Talent Stories" airs tonight at 6:30 p.m.!
"Best of Talent Stories" airs tonight at 6 p.m.!
- What's happening today? - What was it again?
Heart bypass pump.
- Is it open tonight? - Tonight? Let's go somewhere.
Let's go over there.
What's this?
Excuse me. I'm looking for a golf club. Do you know where it is?
- Matsumoto! - Yes!
- Even if I'm the only one who sees it... - That's right.
- It's a half-sold golf club. - That's right.
- It's a golf club. - It's a blue and white golf club.
- Blue and white? - Yes, blue and white.
I'm sure you've seen it before. Do you know where it is?
Oh! This is it!
Thank goodness!
I'm sure of it! This is it!
Hamada! Matsumoto! Last one!
It's number three.
I'm going to say hello to the chief, so please excuse me.
Excuse me!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka...
Commander, we will start training from today. I brought a new member, Pai.
Hamada, Endo, out!
You're the new spies.
And I'm the director of the CIA, Nakamura.
Nice to meet you.
I was wondering if you had anything.
Shut up!
I was wondering if you had anything.
Shut up!
Ignore me!
You're totally off-topic!
Your daughter is here for a visit. Sit down.
Mom, how have you been?
You don't have to come to the meeting.
Actually, my dad died in an accident two weeks ago.
What? Your dad?
This is my dad's house.
Everyone out!
You're totally off-topic!
Ignore me!
This picture is also evil.
I haven't seen you since we fought.
I was organizing your dad's belongings.
Three days before the accident, you wrote me a letter.
I'm going to read it now.
Sachiko, how are you?
I wish I could talk to you face-to-face,
but you don't know how to talk,
so I'd like to tell you what I want to say.
I don't think you were a good father.
When I was in high school,
I got hit by a car,
and my dad passed away.
Ever since that day, I've been regretting that our parent-child relationship has collapsed.
Since you were in middle school,
you've been fighting like every day, haven't you?
Study,
don't play with your hair,
don't just look at the TV,
read books,
bad manners,
a dad like you can only communicate with me in such a way.
You're a bad kid.
You shouldn't be like that.
That's a different way of expressing yourself.
Ouch.
Does it hurt?
No, it's a different way of expressing yourself.
My parents didn't take good care of me.
My parents took all my money.
I'm not human.
Matsumoto,
Hamada,
Kosei,
out.
I really don't know.
Out.
I'm eating at the company's restaurant.
What is this?
Who is this?
And after this...
1 minute and 49 seconds later...
You shouldn't be laughing,
Professor Science,
24 hours,
talent stories
This year, the super-handsome actor who came to Japan is urgently participating!
Well, everyone...
Thank you for waiting!
You shouldn't be laughing,
Professor Science,
24 hours
Very soon...
This year, whether you had a good year or a bad one...
Watch "You shouldn't be laughing,"
Professor Science,
And welcome 2017 with a smile!