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8 pm
Troubles occur in the lab
Guys, we're in trouble
The lab is in trouble
People are coming in and researchers are involved
Let's go stop them
Really?
Shall we go?
Researchers and researchers?
People?
Right
I don't know what a security guard is doing
Let's go
I can hear something
Excuse me!
We're Aso Richard
We're serious
We're serious!
Don't you know?
What is it?
Shut up!
What is it?
Excuse me
I don't know what happened but could you spare us?
What is it?
Are you making fun of me?
What is it?
You talk too much!
This lab is noisy!
Can't you forget it?
Shut up!
Do you understand?
Do you understand me?
Go, walkie!
What are you doing?!
At this distance?!
I heard you say "go, walkie" a lot.
You say it from beginning to end.
You're saying something weird.
Don't say it!
Go, walkie!
- I'm really shaking. - It's your fault, walkie! Remember that!
Make it better! Stop messing around, walkie!
- We were so cold when we got back. - That's right.
- We got bitten in the end. - That's right.
- There you are! - That person was so cold when we got back.
- That's right. - We had a hard time getting back.
- It was tough. - It was very tough.
- Get me out of here! - Shut up, you!
He'sessed to help me go home.
- You've got quite some nerve. - You'll look at me when you pass out.
He've got guts.
You think I'm going to fight you?! Get me outta here!
Hey, hey, hey!
What're you doing?!
What do you think you're doing?!
Get me out of here!
Shut up!
I'll do it all of you!
Where will you go!?
Just shoot me once!
I'll do it!
Shoot me!
Stop it!
Stop the whacking!
Stop whacking!
Stop the whacking!
Stop whacking me with the concussion!
Stop the whacking me with the concussion!
Stop the whacking!
Wakki!
You're dead!
How many times do you say that?
When you say "Wakki," I say "Dorilu."
Yes, you say that all the time!
What are you doing?
Dorilu.
I thought it was Tsugasaki-han, but it's Guri-no- sendo-gai!
I thought it was Guri-no-sendo-gai, but it's Sendo-gai!
I thought it was Sendo-gai, but it's Sendo-gai!
Sendo-gai...
Hey, stop it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Is it this bad?
Don't suck! Don't suck! Don't suck!
Tsutaya, you're good at it.
One, two, three!
You're not doing it!
Let's go!
This is wrong!
It's okay.
[The game is over]
I didn't think it would last.
[The game is over]
After 12 hours of work,
the juniors have a new job to do.
They're participating in a report meeting of their predecessors.
Is everyone here for a seat?
Yamato, Hamada...
Now, we will begin the meeting of professors at the University Research Institute.
Just so you know,
researchers who study the environment during the day and in the evening will gather
and present their research results.
Now, please report.
Is anyone here?
I'm Tsukitei Hosei,
but "Driver Go Go", a show that Tsukitei Hosei loves,
and "Driver Go Go", which is doing life work,
ended this year.
Thank you.
"Driver Go Go" is over.
The car was picked up.
I hope we can ride it again someday.
According to Hamada's research, there is a commercial that he loves.
You know it, don't you? It's about Amazon's "Akachan".
A dog wins a lion's fight and there is a great commercial.
Hamada loves it.
No matter how much you eat, have an important meeting, or get mad at someone,
that commercial will make you go "cheat".
Disgusting!
Cute!
Disgusting!
You're so nice!
I didn't know Hamada's kindness.
It's a show in Osaka.
It's Hamada's show.
It's about stealing Christmas presents from viewers' homes.
When I opened the gate, Hamada came in.
Hey, I have a present for you!
He came with his junior missile man.
Of course, he came in naked.
Hey, I have a caramel flavor, too!
I have a kitchen goods for about 80,000 yen.
It's still unsold.
Hey, I have this, too!
Don't do that!
Then the missile man got excited and said "I have this, too!"
So he brought the Doraemon donjan that the kid used to play with.
But Hamada was angry and said
Don't bring something that has children's memories in it!
But Hamada was angry and said "Don't bring something that has children's memories in it!"
Welcome home!
Topek, Dendo, Hamada...
We had those eight tickets in the end, but we were so tired we came back.
How nice!
Come, come!
I'm relieved and just realized something.
I didn't go to the show where Nobu came home and Hamada went home to get something, right?
But when I met Hamada the other day, his mouth was open.
He said "yes" and said "give me something" with his mouth open.
And now that I think about it, he's doing the same thing to me.
You're wrong.
You're wrong, you're wrong.
It's not like you didn't know what you were doing.
You did it wrong.
That's wrong.
You don't know, Unami?
You said "take something" and you didn't shut up even once then.
It's not like you haven't seen it before!
Take something
What is that?
You were just sucking it.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
They don't shut up except for on TV!
Tanaka! Tanaka!
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
It's funny when you say that.
Kindness, gorilla, including keywords like that,
Shibata, who is in that position, is finally able to shoot with Hamada in 2023.
It seems like it was a dream, and he wants to be hit in the head by Hamada.
Because he is an entertainer.
At the zoo shoot, Shibata explained various animal stories.
But at that time, Hamada wasn't very interested in animals.
And the only animal that came to visit was a gorilla.
Gorilla, Hamada, gorilla, Hamada, like this, like this, like this, like this.
And this is a chance! I thought I had to make use of this situation, and it's the same.
I bit Hamada.
And then I thought Hamada would make a strong guy like this, and yes!
I smiled lightly and said, "Shut up."
It's a shame!
This is a mansaku!
I thought it was the same.
It's a shame!
It's a shame for him, isn't it?
It's a shame for me.
It's my son's house.
It's like that every time.
There's a corridor from the kitchen.
It's Hamada's house.
The toilet and the water are stored in the closet.
It's in the same direction.
I went to get water.
I forgot about it and went into the toilet in the same direction.
I couldn't pee.
I went back to the toilet and said, "Why did I go to the toilet?"
It's a shame!
I went in the direction of putting it in my mouth.
Can I say it now?
I was riding a broken umbrella in Shinjuku the other day.
You should go home!
I'm from Tanakawa.
Do you know about shoes that make you run faster?
I have a son who plays soccer.
I bought shoes that make me run faster for my son.
I told him to do his best in soccer.
When I went to see the game, my son was a goalkeeper.
It hurts!
How many times did you run?
I don't know.
How many times did you run?
Eight times.
That's enough, Muramoto!
This is about the Takagura Moving Centre.
I asked for the Takagura Moving Centre's moving.
I said they'd do various gardening.
I asked for a house for free,
and they suddenly contacted me.
The Takagura Moving Centre jumped up at me!
Muramoto!
Yes?
(laughs)
This is Matsumoto's story.
Fujiwara, who has a license, once talked about muscles and muscle training.
And it's a story of bench press.
"How many times do you do it? How heavy is it?" I talked about it.
Matsumoto suddenly said, "If you go beyond your limits, your pectoral muscle will hurt a lot."
Fujiwara said, "Oh, yes."
I don't know what you're talking about.
(laughs)
I don't know what you're talking about.
I only know for myself.
(laughs)
I want to talk about it.
Can I say this?
This is a recent story.
Matsumoto is doing a program in Osaka.
Tam Ken and Miyasako.
One day, after work, I stopped by and ate.
What do you do after this?
Do you go to a bar and drink?
Do you go to a cigar bar?
There are various ways of doing it.
Recently, when Miyasako hasn't stopped by, I asked Tam Ken what he's been up to.
First of all, I want to go to a girls' bar.
Do you say that?
It's rare.
But girls' bars are no good.
There may be girls who talk about various things.
That's no good.
Then, cabaret.
Cabaret?
There are only the old folks in the neighborhood who work.
I don't go.
You said you wanted to go there.
There's no way.
The next week, while I was working,
Matsumoto and Miyasako asked me.
You said you wanted to go to a cabaret.
Really? Why?
Because I want to talk with you.
Why?
You want to talk with me?
Ouch!
What kind of world is this?
He hasn't explained anything since then.
Terrible.
I don't know what he's talking about.
Downtown Matsumoto has 4 million followers on Twitter.
Wow!
It's the first time in 2 or 3 years, but it has 4 million or more.
If you tweet about him, it becomes news on the Internet.
I like his tweets, too.
He tweets really good words.
But sometimes, he says "Huh?"
But most of his tweets are very touching.
Can I introduce some of them?
Laughter entertainer is a fairy.
From flowers, you can't see people who don't want to laugh.
I see.
His tweets are amazing.
I thought Matsumoto's Twitter was amazing.
But I was surprised.
Ghosts are scared of people who are supposed to be dead.
If there are people who are not afraid of ghosts,
they are dead.
What?!
Ghosts are scared of people who are supposed to be dead.
- "Ghosts are scared of people who are supposed to be dead." - "Ghosts are scared of people who are supposed to be dead."
Matsumoto's tweets have 50 or 60 thousand likes.
But this has only 2 thousand likes.
4 million likes.
Wow, Matsumoto.
9.30 pm.
Tired. Very tired.
Tiredness is accumulating.
There is no word for each other.
However, there...
Alcohol.
It is a substance that has various effects on the human body.
If you drink too much alcohol, your memory will become vague,
and you may fall asleep in a few hours.
This time, we, Garsue Crobical Science Laboratory,
will examine what kind of effects such alcohol has on human brainwaves,
and conduct a brainwave reaction experiment.
A middle-aged man tried an experiment.
This looks dangerous.
First of all, he drank alcohol in a small restaurant and took alcohol.
That man is...
Welcome.
Thank you for coming.
Hideaki Onishi, 52 years old.
If this man takes alcohol late, what effect will it have on his brainwaves?
Oh, you are Onishi Jimi.
Welcome. Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
What will you do now?
First of all, I will stand up...
Stand up.
I will drink beer first.
Matsumoto, out!
It can't end like this.
There's nothing wrong with this.
But that was bad.
Please do your best.
This is bad.
Standing up like this is...
This is easy.
First of all, I will stand up...
I will drink beer first.
Here you are.
Thank you.
This is bad.
I will drink beer first.
You are good at drinking.
It looks good.
Did you have work today?
No, I'm moving today.
Moving?
Moving day.
That's tough.
What do you do on your days off?
Huh?
What do you do on your days off?
Matsumoto, Hamada, Tanaka, Out!
Don't do it.
Why do you ask me again?
That's enough.
Ouch!
Please be patient.
This is really bad.
Why do you ask me again?
I'm so angry.
Mr. Onishi drinks beer with a beautiful woman.
I'm a strong drinker.
No matter how much you drink?
I don't say that much.
I see.
Why do you say that?
Because my dad was an asshole.
He's dead now.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Out!
I'll do my best.
I know.
Why do you say that?
Ouch!
The conversation with the woman is getting better.
The pitch of Mr. Onishi's drink is also getting better.
Mr. Onishi has many talents, so you must be proud of him.
I like him very much.
Do you?
Yes.
What do you mean?
I tell him not to give his lips to anyone else.
I can't stand it anymore.
Is that so?
It's common in all countries.
Common in all countries?
Yes.
So you give it to girls from various countries?
That's why Brazilians... Brazilians... Brazilians... Brazilians... Brazilians...
Give up, Brazilians!
Give up!
Ouch!
You can skip it.
It's not transmitted.
You don't have to say it out loud.
Brazilians... Brazilians...
Brazilians... Brazilians... Brazilians... Brazilians... Brazilians...
If you sit here...
Do you have something to clean up?
Yes, I do.
But it's not like that.
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
I hate it!
What should I do?
I'll clean it up.
Yes, but it's not like that.
But still, isn't it like that?
Onishi-san? Onishi-san, are you okay?
After visiting the shop for about 2 hours, Onishi- san fell asleep.
Thank you very much. Please come again.
Down, down, down.
Cut! End! Out!
Down, down, down.
Wow, straight.
Ouch!
Onishi-san fell asleep completely.
After this, a shocking experiment will unfold.
This year's Jimmy is amazing!
Thank you very much. Please come again.
Down, down, down.
In a hurry, the manager rushes in and carries Onishi- san, who is completely drunk, and moves.
Without even knowing that an intoxication reaction experiment will be conducted, they go to the experiment venue.
They borrow the manager's hand, change into pajamas, and get ready to sleep.
Finally, they succeed in making Onishi-san fall asleep in bed.
Next!
- What? - What's up with you, Yoshiozuke?
Matsumoto, Rendou, Tanaka, Kousei, Kanto...
- What's up with you, manager? - That's right, Tanaka.
- What? - Ouch!
- What's up with you, Yoshiozuke? - What's up with you, Tanaka?
- What's up with you, Friendly? - I can't stand you anymore!
- Don't hit me! - Don't hit me!
I can't stand you anymore!
- Because you're older than us. - That's right.
- Because you're younger than us. - That's right.
- What? - Don't hit me.
- Don't hit me, Yoshiozuke. - Okay, I won't hit you, Yoshiozuke.
First, they wait for Onishi to fully mature.
Ouch
It didn't make any sound
Not at all
(snoring)
(laughter)
You too, you too.
Oh my god!
Ouch!
This is terrible!
What's going on?
(snoring)
(laughter)
(snoring)
(laughter)
(snoring)
(laughter)
(snoring)
(laughter)
(snoring)
(laughter)
The first Neo-Key Experiment.
(music)
The experiment is conducted by
Miyagawa Daisuke-san,
an elite researcher.
(music)
First, we will wake him up
by wearing an alarm device.
(laughter)
What kind of reaction will he show?
All of a sudden?
Hmm...
Could it be...
And he tries to make it worse.
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
This is bad.
Since he's quite drunk, it's obvious that he won't wake up at this rate.
I see.
In addition, he increases the number of alarm devices and responds.
Really?
He puts alarm devices on his face, arms, legs and three places and starts the experiment.
Damn it!
Matsumoto, Kanada, Genzo, Tanaka, out!
It's painful! It's painful!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's painful! It's painful! It's painful!
Why does this happen?
Damn it!
What should I do?
I'm scared.
Ouch!
You're like an animal.
Ouch!
I'm such a fool.
You hit me in the face.
(Bang)
(Laughter)
It looks like a bear is hitting you.
(Laughter)
Out!
(Laughter)
You're a monster.
It hurts so much.
Ouch!
Ouch, my butt hurts.
You're a monster.
(Laughter)
(Bang)
(Laughter)
(Bang)
(Laughter)
Hey, seriously.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch.
Unable to notice anything, Mr. Donishi, who can't be seen by the Riyadawa research team,
as an experiment result,
is unable to work with an elastic device.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
It was part of his instinct.
Jimmy's instinct.
With the power of a megaton ball, he defeated Jimmy, who took five lives.
But...
After this...
That famous man...
Was invited to an even more hell.
The players were exhausted.
And then...
At midnight's lab, there was a scream.
At ten thirty in the afternoon...
Five players who were exhausted by Jimmy's appearance...
Were informed of a major incident.
Emergency!
Super dangerous drugs have been discovered!
Lab associates, gather for action!
Guys, it's an emergency!
Change into this, guys!
Let's go!
In the lab, a very dangerous chemical substance is discovered.
Five people change into safe clothes and hurry for action.
Okay, guys, let's go!
Can you follow me to the top seat?
It's cold.
There it is.
There is nothing else that has gathered you urgently.
A very terrible chemical substance that may destroy humanity in this laboratory has been developed.
The development director has something to say about this matter.
Well then, please.
Go! Go!
There it is.
Development director, Chun!
I am very angry now!
Who is it?!
It should be in here!
The culprit...
...will be exposed.
I'm sure of it.
You're good.
You're wrong.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Matsumoto, Tamada, Endo, Tanaka, Taro!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts!
It can't be helped.
No one speaks honestly.
When this chemical hits a certain light, it emits light.
Do you understand?
Those involved in this research are always liquid.
It must be stuck somewhere in the body.
No matter how small it is, if it hits light, it emits light!
Turn off the light!
Here we go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Lighter!
No one speaks honestly.
When this chemical hits a certain light, it emits light!
Turn off the light!
Here we go!
Three!
Two!
Change! Lighter!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Who is this?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's you!
You're soaking wet all over your face!
Be honest!
Your whole face was emitting light.
Why?
It's emitting light!
Me?
Yes!
What's wrong?
I want to know!
No, I really don't know!
Hey, if it's emitting light...
That person's head was emitting a little.
That person's head was emitting a little!
In black light!
Look!
Where?
The head, the head.
Your face was emitting light!
My face?
Your face?
That's impossible.
Your face?
You don't know yourself!
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
I didn't do anything, did I?
But your face...
It's emitting light.
My face is emitting light?! What's going on?!
There's more evidence!
Just wait and see.
Bring me the evidence!
This is what we obtained, what we confiscated.
Kamikawa Liquid.
Do you know of it?
Yes, I know of it.
Explain it to me.
It's Kamikawa Liquid.
Endo! Endo! Tanaka! Out!
Ouch! Ouch!
What's that?
Choro-san, Choro-san, I know what it is.
What is it?
I did a quiz.
A quiz.
And I got it wrong.
And Kamikawa Liquid came out of the balloon and I got a little drenched.
That's all. That punishment game is all that's left of it.
Be honest with me.
I did say it.
Then ask me.
Who is it?
Ask those four people.
Hey, Tanaka! You saw it, didn't you?
Tell me.
You saw it, didn't you?
I didn't see it.
Endo! You saw it, didn't you, Endo-san?
None of you saw it, didn't you?
Hamada-san! Tell us!
No!
You don't know, do you?
Hamada-san!
I didn't see it.
What's going on with you guys?
When did you know about it?
Kamikawa Liquid came out of the balloon.
Why did it come out of the balloon?
What's going on with you guys?
Matsumoto, out!
So he's the developer?
Yes!
But he didn't say anything about it.
His head was emitting light.
No, it wasn't.
Be honest with me!
Yes, it was! You didn't see it!
Please give up.
No, I didn't emit it! I said I did!
Why are you judging us?
Yamamoto, Endo, Hamada, Tanaka, Gaoto...
It's true, it's true.
Why do we have to be judged?
Hey!
We have no choice but to be judged.
This is not Japan.
Let's stop this.
Do you understand?
You did it!
Admit that you did it!
Please give up with him.
Yamamoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, Gaoto...
Let's be judged together!
How cowardly of you.
How cowardly of you!
Then tell me.
First of all, what did you develop it for?
I answered a quiz once.
And I was wrong about the quiz.
At that time...
I took a bath.
At that time...
I took a bath.
Yamamoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, Gaoto...
You...
Ouch!
Spit it out!
Don't you admit what you did?
I don't know.
Do you have a mirror?
Take a seat again!
Let's go!
Alright, last check.
Yes.
Turn off the lights!
Lights! On!
Why?
Why is this happening?
Why?
Isn't it amazing, Hakko?
It hurts a little.
It hurts.
Isn't it amazing, Hakko?
I'm not that kind of person.
You're on a completely different level.
You're on a different level.
Doseku, come up here.
You're getting along.
I admit it.
It's terribly unfortunate.
I'm sorry.
Please.
This year has been wonderful.
Wonderful.
Just a minute, please.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Okay.
In your heart, say "I'm sorry".
Yes.
Say it one more time.
I'm sorry for making a drama!
I knew you would say it!
Yes! I hate you!
Ouch!
Hey.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Don't make me too serious.
Yes, yes, yes.
Can I take off my glasses?
No.
Ready?
Can I do it seriously?
Ready?
Get!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
Yama-chan, this is a little bad.
A little bad.
Matsumoto...
Are you okay, Matsumoto-san?
What?
Are you okay?
Did I say it right?
Today, I don't feel sorry for Yamagi at all.
I wanted him to go to February.
At 11:30 p.m., the work is not over yet.
Hey, everyone, listen up!
I'm going to my elite scientist's place.
A street vendor told me to give you some money.
I'm here to hit you up.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's go and talk it over.
Is that what you're going to do?
Yes.
Let's go.
You're very honest.
You can usually predict what will happen at this time.
However, the five of them rush to a nearby laboratory.
What they were waiting for...
Everyone, over here!
Yes.
You guys are always like this, aren't you?
That's not true.
Come on, guys!
You guys are worthless!
Come on, guys!
If you guys can't say that much, stand up!
Come on, guys!
Stand up!
What is this guy who can't even protect his own life saying?
Come on!
Come on, guys!
Don't leave the classroom empty-handed!
Don't fight!
Come on, guys!
Everyone, I'm going to see you again, so will you watch me?
Isn't it persuasive?
We'll show you what we've got!
And finally,
The final match of "Kanada-hari"
Is about to begin.
Let's start with "Taiman Show".
It's "Momoiro Showdown"!
Can you not say a single word to your opponent?
Say "Kanada-hari" more!
"Kanada-hari" Elite...
Rock!
He's not that good.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
What are you doing?
What are you looking at?
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
What's up?!
What's up, what's up, take it out.
Do your best, Tanaka.
Take it out!
What's up?
What's up?!
Ah!
He's got a lookalike.
- Great! - Right?
- Endo... - Yes?
- Can we? - The atmosphere...
- What are you talking about? - Yeah, I can sense it.
- All right! - All right.
We're going offense and defense in turn.
That's amazing.
Attack me!
Hey, don't cross the rock. Watch the joke.
Don't cross the rock. Don't cross the rock.
- Don't cross the rock. - Are we going to fight?
Ready.
Start!
What is he saying?
This is disgusting.
That's enough, I'm begging you.
Let's play.
That's enough, I'm begging you.
Out!
What is this?
Out!
What?
I'm going to stop you with all my strength!
What are you doing?
Take this!
What is this?
How did you get here?
What is this?
People like you eat normal noodles when you eat noodles.
Of course!
You know our new comer, Gomiya?
He puts noodles in a water bottle and eats noodles without using his hands!
You're a coward!
Are you okay?
You can eat it all!
There's a lot of it!
Let's eat it all!
Okay!
Noodles in!
I'm going to eat it all!
Okay!
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Are you ready, Komiyo?
Let's go!
Noodle! Noodle! Noodle!
Out!
What are you doing?!
I'm not doing anything!
You're always causing trouble!
You're killing women!
You're late!
You're supposed to eat smooth noodles!
I'll make you Chinese noodles!
You're killing women!
Eat it! Eat it!
He's eating Chinese noodles!
Eat it and kill women!
What did you say in the beginning?
What are you talking about?!
He's eating Chinese noodles!
Ouch!
That hurts!
Can you stop for a second?
What's with that face?
Okay, let's go, old man!
Can you stop for a second?
I'm already doing it!
Not yet!
In front of you!
Not yet!
You can do it!
You can do it?!
That was close!
What are you doing?!
It's a Chinese noodle, so it won't come off!
It won't come off!
Wow, this is amazing.
We're the best!
You want to kick me? Come and get me!
It's here! It's here!
It's here!
Hip water car machine!
Come on!
Aim at the target's hip, and as the three sticks rotate, the devil's machine approaches.
The one who challenges this is...
The one with the steel hip is...
me!
You're weak!
Show me what you've got!
Alright! Alright!
Let's go!
Start!
It's here! It's here!
Come and get me! Come and get me!
Come on!
You don't look tired at all!
Yamamoto, Kurosawa, Endo, Tanaka!
Don't be scared!
I'm not scared!
Who's gonna do it?
Speaking of which, it's Tanaka!
Don't be scared!
He's easy, isn't he?
Leader and you, help him out.
Who's gonna do it?
It's easy!
Are you ready?
Can you do it with that face?
I can do it!
You can do it!
Come on!
Yo-hoi!
Start!
Yes, he's easy.
He's easy.
He's easy!
OK!
That's good!
Can you do it?
It's gonna get faster from here.
Ah!
Stop it!
Ah!
Stop it!
Ah!
Matsumoto, Kousei, Endo, Tanaka...
OUT!
Very good!
He's got some luck.
Ouch!
You're strong enough to get lucky.
You've got some luck.
Ah!
Ancient Exhibition, Kuro-chan will challenge with five sticks.
One, two...
Go for it, Kuro-chan!
I'll do it!
Okay, here it comes!
It's coming!
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm waiting!
That's about it.
Keep going!
It's different when you speed up.
Go to your limit!
Okay!
How do you like it?
Do you like it or not?
Matsumoto, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, Yoshinobu...
I'm going crazy!
Are you okay?
Ouch!
Next up is Akamata.
A gentle body of Yoshinobu that lets Akamata wear Sazo Samukaro's special sweater.
Yoshinobu!
Yoshinobu will be the only amateur here.
Yoshinobu!
Is this Akamata's?
Akamata's sweater.
It's different from Akamata's I've seen before.
The level is different.
Are you ready?
Okay!
Ready, start!
Okay, use your energy!
Can you reach it?
It's good.
Hold it tight and put it in!
I'm scared!
Hold it tight and put it in!
Okay!
Akamata, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, Yoshinobu...
What are you doing?
Let's do it!
Start!
Hold it like you did before!
Hold it!
Can you reach it?
Yes!
Let's go!
Let's grab it!
Go!
Grab it!
What are you doing?
It's dangerous!
It hurts!
I don't want to do it!
I don't want to do it! I don't want to do it!
Next up is the hot grilled machine.
Freshly made abalone.
Ueshima's Hara and Nishi grabbed it and ate it.
Let's go!
You can eat as much as you like!
Go ahead!
Hot!
You can eat as much as you like!
Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Tenshin, Endo, Tanaka, Aoi...
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Eat it up!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Eat it up! Eat it up!
Eat it up!
Eat it up! Eat it up!
I'll show you the climax!
What is it?
I'm telling you, eat it up!
Here it comes!
The last one is arm wrestling!
That's right!
It's fun!
It's not just about arm wrestling!
What's the rule?
Arm wrestling with each other's butts full of air...
The one who said "hey" first loses!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
Endo, Tanaka, out!
Wait for me!
Ouch!
It happens every year.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's a big mess in here.
I am...
Yes?
Following last year...
The leader!
Yes!
It's not over yet!
Leader!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You always let me win!
You're leaving, aren't you?
The one who lost this year should lose!
You idiot! Who made this rule?!
It's a low-priced rule, isn't it?
That's right!
It's a rule that I love!
You have a forehead on your butt...
Shut up! I don't have a forehead!
I don't have a forehead! I swear!
Don't mess with me, you bastard!
I'm going to make my forehead.
There it is!
It's in!
It's in, isn't it?
This is the deepest part.
No, no, no.
This is the deepest part.
Huh? Hurry up and say it!
Wait! Wait!
The leader is in the deepest part!
Please say it a little more.
He's in the deepest part.
He's in! He's in!
Let's do it seriously!
Hurry up!
One, two, three!
I'm sorry.
It's in! It's in!
Okay! Forehead! Forehead!
It's in! It's in!
Forehead!
It's in! It's in!
Forehead!
Yes, loosen it up!
Forehead! Forehead!
It's in! It's in!
I'm sorry!
What did you say about me?
It's in!
Forehead!
What are you saying?
It's in!
It's loosened up.
What happened?
What are you saying?
What happened?
I don't know!
Wait a minute!
Let's do it!
Should we do it like this?
Hurry up and say it!
One, two, three!
It's in! It's in!
It's in!
What did you say about me?
Forehead!
Yay!
I'm sorry.
Give me a break!
Let's give our leaders a round of applause.
Let's go back home!
The weather changed and it rained at the laboratory.
In the meantime, the last trial for the five of them...
What's wrong?
What?!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Who is it? Who is it?
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Huh? What is that?
I don't know.
What? What?
The crowd and the circular motion are far.
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
What's that?
What? What?
Okay!
Matsumoto-san, Hamada-san, Tanaka-san...
I am the world's most famous magician, Tegata Kotoru.
Endo-san and Hosei are in my hands now.
Why did you call me?!
Endo-san and Hosei are all friends of yours, aren't they?
So I'd like to give you a chance.
If you can find the key to this building somewhere...
Endo-san and Hosei will return it to you.
It's on the table somewhere.
Make sure you take your smartphone with you.
What's this?
That's it! That's it!
Okay, I got it.
Did you see it?
What is it?
Get out of the way!
Oh, I forgot to say one thing.
You can laugh at me, but if you get surprised, you're out.
Get along with everyone and be careful on your way out.
Don't get scared like that.
It's fine.
It's fine to get scared like that, but you dodged the blue one that Kokoro-kun threw, didn't you?
It's tough to be with two happy people like that.
A special rule at midnight.
Scientists must not be surprised.
The three of them get the key and head for the rescue of Hosei and Endo.
The two waiting for help are a little worried.
I hope Tanaka will be okay.
I'm getting more and more scared.
They're worried about the same thing.
Can you put me in between?
Absolutely, absolutely.
If Tanaka goes like this...
I'm going to go in like this.
Do you always think that?
The world's scariest scientist is monitoring five people from a secret base.
I think we should do it like that.
Yes, yes.
It's an email.
Email?
Oh, it's here.
Stop it!
What is it?
It's their stamp, isn't it?
Tanaka, you go first.
Is it okay here?
Stop it!
The hallway is dangerous.
Stop it!
The hallway is dangerous.
Stop it!
Stop it in this hallway!
Hosei and Endo are relaxing.
But I...
Finally...
Even my wife came out.
That's right.
She wasn't the only one who didn't want to enter this world.
I feel like everything is reflected in my life.
I feel like I'm revealing my private life.
I feel like Endo is revealing it the most.
Kanaka, you go first.
You go first.
Is it okay here?
I'm scared of you, but I'll turn around and go behind you.
What's wrong with you?
Kanaka, you go first.
You go first.
Who should I talk to?
The three of us talk and someone sits on a chair and waits.
Kanaka, you go first.
It's not like that.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Everyone goes first.
Kanaka, you go first.
Everyone goes first.
Everything.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors...
Kanaka...
Rock, paper, scissors.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
You're too big!
It's the main show!
Idiot, idiot.
What?
Something is going to break.
I'm so excited.
I thought this glass would break.
It's breaking.
No, no.
This is the worst.
What?
What is it?
Natsumoto is going down and Tanaka is going up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
One of you is dangerous and I don't like you either.
From now on, they will split up and look for the key.
Are you okay?
What do you mean okay?
Are you okay?
I don't have any protector.
My elbow, my knee, my head. I'm scared.
Let's go up.
Why does it rain all the time at times like this?
Wet, wet, wet, wet.
I'm scared.
Why did you split up with me last time?
You don't go first.
You go first.
Why do you go first?
What is it?
I don't know.
You go first.
It's an e-mail.
The e-mail says to open the second locker of Hamadan.
If it doesn't reach, Tanaka, do it.
No, it will reach, it will reach.
Really?
Yes, it will reach, it will reach.
See, it doesn't reach at all.
No way, no way, no way.
Wait a minute, Tanaka.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Go, go, go.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
That's quite a shock.
It's not small, it's this big.
I'm saved.
I saw his face, I saw it!
It was me, Yamada-san!
It was me, Okki-san!
What's left in your heart?
Recreation was fun.
Ah, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
They're both coming at the same speed.
Well, I guess that's life.
Face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face, face?
Alone?!
Obtain the key to release the sound and vibration.
This is the worst.
I want to do it.
I don't like it, but I'm alone.
I'm Nakayama Muscle-kun.
Hello, I'm Sabanmagi.
Now we will give you a quiz about muscles.
No, no, no.
If you can answer correctly, we will give you a key to rescue Hosei-san and Endo-san.
Actually, I don't know much about it.
Then, I will give you a quiz about muscles first.
Wait a minute!
I know more about muscles.
Then, let's have a quiz about which of you know more about muscles.
Okay.
Then, the winner will give it to Matsumoto-san.
Question!
If you were to name a genre of talent that is selling muscles now...
Macho talent!
Correct!
If you were to name an entertainer who has been showing off his macho talent recently...
Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Correct!
How many hours does Matsumoto-san train in one session?
Less than two hours!
Correct!
If you were to weigh Matsumoto-san with a bench press...
120kg!
Correct!
Then, how many kilograms does Matsumoto-san want to gain as his goal?
138kg!
Correct!
Then...
What is the reason for that?
Because he wants to gain twice as much as himself!
Correct!
Then, if you were to name a protein that Matsumoto-san drinks regularly...
DNS's Pro-X!
Correct!
Then, if you were to name a T-shirt that Matsumoto-san likes regularly...
White's Abydex!
Correct!
If you were to give your juniors a saying...
Muscle is the best...
Fashion!
Matsumoto-san!
The two of us will give Matsumoto-san a quiz!
Matsumoto-san, in your own muscles...
Which part of your muscles do you like the most right now?
I don't really like it, but if I had to choose one, it would be my pectoral muscle.
Correct!
No, it can't be!
I'm so happy!
I've been wanting to say this for a long time!
What is it?
He answered his question with his pectoral muscle and received a wonderful key.
What a wonderful key...
It's so warm...
I feel like I'm in Thailand.
Huh?
That's right, that's right, I'm really scared of this.
Huh?
Huh?!
What?!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What, what, what, what, what?!
Shut up! Shut up!
Are you guys stupid?!
I'm really scared of this!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's this way!
This is the exit!
It didn't take long for them to realize that they were saved.
Wait, wait, it's this way!
I used to have a key, so...
This pattern...
Huh?
Huh?!
At that time, Hamada and Tanaka were...
Masumoto-san is alone now, but I wonder what he did.
I know, right?
Man...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Masumoto-san!
Huh? What's going on?
Huh? Nothing's coming?
Oh...
We'll create a clone of Masumoto Hitoshi.
What's going on?
A clone of Masumoto Hitoshi has been created.
[The game is over]
You made me do everything!
Is she a croft?
[The game is over]
Let's go!
[The game is over]
"Gigilea Monster"?
What?
She sounds like Pokemon Go.
What are you doing?
Who are you?
You guys, wait!
What?
There she is!
Sexy!
Sexy monster!
I'm gonna have fun!
I hate you, monster!
I'm sorry!
Pikachu!
Number plate!
Did you sing a song?
Yes, I did.
Stop it!
What's going on?
Let me go!
Yes!
I'm a bad dancer!
Yes!
What's going on?
Pikachu, shall we go?
Yes, sister.
She's really dead.
That's right.
Help me and let me go!
What did you say? No, I didn't know.
I really didn't know.
Matsumoto's clone is good, but... That's right!
Matsumoto-san! It smells really good.
It smells like this. It's not fun.
I can hear it! It's already over there!
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san, fight!
Endo-san and Hamada-san are really good!
Help me and let me go!
Sorry, sorry!
I heard a woman's voice.
It's Matsumoto's clone!
What?
It's Matsumoto's clone!
I was caught in the middle of it!
It's a nail!
If it's a clone or something, it's a woman.
It's small.
Check the video on Tanaka's smartphone.
Something came up.
It's coming up.
It's down here, too.
Shall we play it?
Huh?
It's a nail.
It turned out exactly like I thought it would.
Huh?
Endo-san and you were just a decoy.
He's the one who kidnapped you.
What?
The one I really wanted to catch was this person!
Ta-dah!
Come on, come here!
Sorry, you guys!
I got caught!
Hurry up and save me!
Fujiwara-san, die!
Fufufufu!
Now, everyone, if you don't do it quickly, I'll use Fujiwara-san and do an experiment!
There's only a little bit left of what you can't get this time!
Do your best!
You guys, it's cold outside, so be careful!
Huh?
He's so energetic and brave...
Matsumoto-san...
He became a clone and...
Huh?
What is it?
I'm sorry, really...
Nervousness!
I didn't realize it, so I'm really sorry!
It stinks!
It's about my health, so I'm sorry!
You made me nervous!
I'm sorry!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's a big bullet!
Oh, I'm sorry!
It hurts!
It's really rough!
I've been hit too, I've been hit too!
Are you okay?
Huh? Are you serious?
The key!
I got it!
With this, we can save Fujiwara-san who's in the Grand.
That's probably the key!
This is Fujiwara's!
Yes!
Fujiwara's caught?!
Yes!
Huh?!
To save Fujiwara, the five of them head for the Grand.
The arrow is over here.
Well, it stopped raining a little, but...
Ah! Over there...
There's instructions.
Huh?! Are we lining up again?!
Line up in a row and wait, you idiots!
That's what it says.
Do we need a key or something?!
What's this?
What?!
I'm Josh B, but...
Torii, kakkoi, kakkai kara...
kakkoi, kakkoi, kakkoi...
This movie is...
kakkoi!
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
You son of a bitch!
Who are you talking about?
I'm Super Fry!
Come here!
Super Fry?
I've been waiting for you!
It's woman's time!
What a waste.
He looks like him!
What is this?
He looks like him!
He does!
Amazing!
There's nothing I can do!
What is this?
What is this stuff?!
Catshaw Waver!
The...
Why are you crying for no reason?!
It's fine! I love you for this!
You're too much of a crybaby!
Tanaka, calm down!
Is he really crying?
I don't like this...
Hey, what are you...
Hey, which do you think is wrong, Tanaka?!
No, no...
I don't know if it's wrong or not...
But don't fight!
Tanaka, I'm sorry...
It's not like that, but I want you to get along...
Hey, I love you!
I love you!
Huh?!
What's wrong with you?!
Hey!
Are you okay?!
Why are you crying?!
I'm sorry!
As it was, Cookie gave up only on Tanaka.
I don't like this!
You're the worst!
What's wrong with you?!
Tanaka, say goodbye!
Put me in one of the members!
I'm sorry!
You scared me!
If you hadn't asked me first, I would have been really scared!
I would have said "Cookie, stop!"
I heard a "fwaah"!
Oh, there he is! There's Fujiwara-san!
It's you!
Help me!
I've been looking for you for a long time, didn't you know?!
Help me!
What are you doing?!
The key...
It doesn't matter.
Thank you, everyone!
Everyone, don't run away! It's going to be an experiment!
What are you going to do?
I'm going to give you this German car...
What is this?! Thank you!
Everyone, are you going to take it?
Here we go!
It's open!
Alright!
Wow!
It's coming!
Shoot it! Shoot it!
Watch out! Watch out!
Let's put it on the whelk
Did you run away?
Are you okay?
Where are you going?
That's right
I'm sorry for surprising you
Thank you for playing with me
3 a.m.
This year, as a new scientist,
these 5 men have been forced into a difficult path
What's up with you?
After overcoming many difficulties,
now,
they're heading for Androtium
What a bad shot
Guys, this is the end of our long research as scientists
It's over
Anyway, it's over
I don't know how long I'll have to date my partner's girlfriend as a hobby, but I like her, so I can't help it. I don't think my personality will improve.
You're laughing, though.
Let's go.
You're laughing, too.
It's been a little over a year.
If it's like this, it means you're getting older.
That's right.
It's been 17 years.
Congratulations.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
This year is the year of the bird.
Oh, that's right.
It's the year of the bird.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Endo, Tamada.
It's the year of the bird.
It's been a year.
It hurts.
It's the year of the bird.
Thank you.
It's the year of the bird.
It's the year of the beautiful woman.
It's the year of the bird.
I was dating a woman of a beautiful woman's gender.
It's the year of the bird.
Please invent more and more.
It's the year of the bird.
I want to play and live until I die.
I'm Satomi Shigemori.
Thank you for your hard work.
You're Satomi Shigemori, aren't you?
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
It's just right, isn't it?
Make up for it until the end!
You're not going to do it, are you?
Shall we go?
You're not going to do it, are you?
You're strict with me!
You made me realize it with a simple punishment more than anything else
Wow, really?
Amazing!
I've been drawn in by your jelly-shaped laughter
I can't stop thinking about you
Even when I'm dressed up
I'm alone
Even though I don't care
You made me run
On a white horse
I'm excited about you and the snow in Tokyo
You made me laugh
High kick!
Even if it's just a simple challenge
More than anything else
What's important to me is my daughter and birds
I'm a betrayer, I'm a victim of deceit
I'm tied up with a wire
It's been a while since I've been on TV
I can't even burn a plan
"Please love me too much" My voice was crushed
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Who do you think you are?
Am I overdoing it?
I don't think I can dance well in the morning
My body feels like it's about to explode
I'm a ninja, I'm an old man
I'm anxious, give me my bag back
Please love me too much
I like you
I like you, too.
Every year I catch up with the school line.
I have time, so I come to Canada.
But anytime, anytime,
I want to spend it with you again.
I like you, too.
We're on our way to death in the middle of the VTR.
That's right.
Congratulations, everyone.
How was it?
Jimmy-chan...
Jimmy-san, you're amazing.
You're amazing.
Please give me a break.
Thank you.
You don't do much of "boys for all", do you?
I don't do it at all.
You don't do it at all, do you?
I don't do it at all, do you?
You say "one", don't you?
That's right.
You don't say "one", don't you?
You say "one", don't you?
That's right.
You say "one", don't you?
That's right.
You say "one", don't you?
There's nothing we can do about Tanaka finishing last.
Last one would have to be Matsumoto-san.
The last one to use the kid's word is Amada-san.
Whoa!
Yeah!
And so, the 2017...
Ends.
Ends with a big laugh...
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Thank you!
How can it end like this?