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Ladies and gentlemen...
You look different.
Do I look different?
Yes, you look like a kappa.
70% kappa.
That's not true!
70% kappa.
What is 70% kappa?
But I think you look really different.
Don't separate us.
You're deceiving me.
Which one is it?
You said you didn't care anymore.
You said you wanted to lose weight.
You said you didn't care anymore.
That's fine.
To be honest, it's fine.
It depends on how you shave it.
Just a little more.
I think it's easier and more time consuming to shave it.
Is that so?
But you can't force yourself to shave it.
It's like you're a veteran.
It's definitely like that.
I wonder if you're going to get a bug in your teeth today.
That's enough.
No, no.
I'm not asking you to do it.
It hurts!
I'm not asking you to do it.
I can't do it.
Drink up.
I'm not a mother.
It doesn't hurt that much.
No, it hurts.
It's like you lost.
I'm doing my best.
Just leave me alone.
It'll be natural.
Don't force yourself to do it.
That's weird.
You can't force yourself to do it.
Is it funny?
It's scary, but it's like this.
Did you get your tongue out?
Yes, I got it out.
Did you get your tongue out?
Yes, I got it out.
I really want to do it.
Please don't do it.
A few years ago, when I was doing a press conference for "Laugh Out Loud",
my hair was really pulled back.
Yes, it was.
It was really pulled back, wasn't it?
It wasn't "Laugh Out Loud".
It was a press conference for "Moriman Contest".
I see.
At that time, Morio and I were fighting each other.
Stop it! Stop it!
We pulled our heads together.
My hair was pulled back as much as Mr. Nukumizu's.
When I picked up my hair, it was as long as a child's glove.
It was pulled back so much.
You pulled it back.
I pulled it back, too.
That's what happened.
It's about time for you to do it.
Stop it!
My hair was pulled back so much.
It's weird, isn't it?
You pulled it back more.
You pulled it back more than I did.
Why didn't you pull it back?
Pulled it back.
(Next Episode)
(Next Episode) Suga.
(Next Episode) Yes.
(Next Episode) Finally.
(Next Episode) Wow!
(Next Episode) It's a big hit.
(Next Episode) To be honest,
(Next Episode) what's wrong with this senior's antenna?
(Next Episode)
Anyway, the year-end party is over.
The year-end party is over.
Thank you for your hard work.
This is bad.
This is bad?
Everyone's complaints come up every time,
but I really didn't feel Hamada-san's complaints this year.
What is it?
There weren't too many people complaining.
It's increasing.
There aren't many, right?
Hamada-san, are you really going to stumble like this?
No, no, no.
It was dark.
If it was dark, you should have raised it higher than you thought.
It's not enough.
It doesn't seem like it's going up.
Just once.
No, no, no.
You're saying too much.
Just once.
It happened many times.
It happened about six times.
It's not like that.
The usual place where you run away.
It happened about three times.
It's not like that.
At the entrance.
Yes, yes, yes.
At the bottom of the box.
It happens right after you enter.
I think I said it too much.
What's wrong all of a sudden?
I didn't think you'd say it like that.
What's wrong all of a sudden?
I was under a really big umbrella.
I suddenly took off my umbrella.
It's the same as in Japan.
It's a plastic umbrella.
It's transparent.
I was surprised.
It's too good.
It's a big winter.
It's too good.
I was surprised.
Can I say something?
You're finally doing it, right?
What are you doing?
Can I say it?
I haven't heard of it yet.
I just confirmed it earlier.
The famous work "Bass Jack".
"Sugar".
"Crunky".
It's new.
It's a new episode.
I haven't heard of it yet.
We don't know if there is such a thing or not, so we asked if there is such a thing or not, and it turned out to be a story like "is there such a thing?"
You don't know, do you?
We don't know.
At the end, we reach our destination and just go somewhere and that's it.
It's like "I'll be back" or something like that?
No, we didn't do that at all.
We didn't do that at all.
But you didn't wait for anyone.
It's not like we didn't wait for anyone.
That's really hard.
We didn't wait for anyone.
That's why "two" is possible.
"Two" is possible.
That's right.
Is it possible because of good reputation?
That's right.
Otherwise, "two" wouldn't be possible.
No, I think it's possible because of "kosu" here.
I think so, too.
From a production company's point of view, I'm grateful for "kosu" here.
I think "two" is possible because of "kosu" here.
So, I asked Yoshimoto if he would participate in one scene or one cut.
He said "yes" so seriously that I refused him.
He said "no, no, no, no, no, no."
He said "no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
My voice was like this.
It was pretty narrow.
No, no, no, no, no.
Could you come out for a second?
No, no, no, no, no.
I thought about it.
I looked up and thought about it from various angles.
From any angle.
No, no, no, no, no.
Why are you participating?
Of course.
Because you're not participating.
That's my opinion.
Are you not participating as a band?
Of course I'm not participating.
Absolutely not.
That's what I said.
There is still a possibility of you participating.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not like I'm not participating.
Personally for me...
It was a weird story.
I was originally called "Bus Jack."
Yes, yes, yes.
The next year or the year after that...
I wasn't allowed to participate as a band.
Yes.
I got some attention.
Yes, yes.
It became a hot topic.
Yes, it became a hot topic.
And then it became part two.
Wow, this is amazing.
At that time...
If part two is possible...
Would we participate?
Are you serious?
Yes, yes, it became a hot topic.
That story came up.
Wow, amazing.
Maybe you'll participate.
I thought.
And when I asked Matsumoto-san...
Matsumoto-san said...
No way.
Absolutely not.
I'm serious.
It's a real story.
There's no real story.
But that's only Matsumoto-san.
Hamada-san...
Hamada-san, if you really...
No, no, no, no, no.
It's too early.
It's not like you, Dan-tan-san.
Even if I participate, I don't have any merit.
What do you mean merit?
But you don't have any on the other side, do you?
What?
The story changed again.
The angle...
The angle changed suddenly now.
The angle changed.
Hamada-san...
Now...
What's going on now?
Now...
Everyone is attacking each other.
It's like a battle.
It's like a killing game.
Let's do it!
This is the end, isn't it?
It's like a group killing each other.
It's not good.
This is the end, isn't it?
It's the end, isn't it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Where is it?
It's not in Yamaja.
It's not?
How about Tanaka?
Really?
As a partner...
Of course it is!
As a partner...
Really?
It's amazing.
It's really funny.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's a good reputation, isn't it?
If you three don't participate...
If I participate...
Who will be happy?
I will be happy!
If you are happy...
What will you do?
I'm sure that...
he wants you three to participate.
But you three...
won't participate.
We won't participate.
Not even a little bit?
I'm telling you...
You know what?
We know that...
we can't carry you all...
to downtown.
Of course!
Of course we know that!
So we know you two...
don't want us to participate.
But you three participated...
in this show...
and some people...
don't know us...
in this show.
So you three...
are here!
So you three...
are here!
We also...
talked about participating...
in this show.
So you three...
can't even participate a little bit?
You can't even talk?
- I can't say it. - You can't say it?
- I can't say it. - Don't say it.
- I can't say it. - Seriously, don't say it.
- I can't say it. - I can't say it.
- I can't decide it but if Matsumoto-san says it,
I think the gallery will do it properly.
- I can't say it. - I think it's fine.
Seriously, I'm getting angry.
What are you talking about?
I'm serious, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Anyway...
Since these four of you are saying you won't come out...
You should quit too.
You can't come out anymore.
I mean, on top of this...
If you really bus jacked...
Wouldn't that be better?
Wouldn't that be a hot topic?
No, that's amazing.
If you're watching this on TV or something...
Kokoriko's performance...
He bus jacked.
You'd be like, "What?!"
You would, right?
I think it'd be a hot topic.
It's the most funny.
So, get four of you!
Get four of you!
Us.
Bus jack us!
Get us!
And about 30 minutes later...
Self-study.
That's fast.
I think it'd be funny.
If you do that...
In a year or two...
It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible.
But we'll do it. We'll do it.
You've decided?
We've decided.
I'd like to say thank you from me. It's my job.
I'd like to say thank you from me.
I'll do my best.
But since the cameras are rolling, let's joke around a little.
Like not doing it.
There are parts where we can't do it because we're too excited.
I might say it later.
Or I might have a little hope and go to the set.
Or I might say "Huh?"
Like you said earlier, "Tanaka" is...
"Tanaka" is doing really well now.
It's the best in life.
It's a drama that started in January.
It's still a drama, right?
It's still a drama.
But it's a good role, right?
It's a good role and it's really interesting.
When I saw it the other day, Nanako Matsushima kissed it.
She kissed it on the cheek.
That's amazing.
Isn't it such a good role?
Yes, it is.
It's amazing.
It's a good role.
There's also "check" in it, right?
It's a drama that started in January.
And it's a popular role, "Tanaka".
Oh, really?
That kind of element hasn't appeared yet.
It's a drama with that kind of power as a theme.
It's a drama that's popular with women.
"Tokonobaku"?
It's a drama that starts on Thursday night.
Oh, that one.
"Tokoya" of "Galaxy's End".
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
"Tokonobaku" of "Galaxy's End".
Why don't you give this new one an ending?
What do you think of it, Tanaka?
I can't do that.
Can't I do something about it?
Can I do something about it?
That kind of power.
It's fine. Just let me walk the path.
What is it?
You can do anything, right?
I'll say it. Of course, I'll say it.
I can say it. I'll do it.
You can't even do it in public.
You're such a fool.
I'll do it now.
You can't do it in public?
Don't do it!
You were there in episode A.
Yes, yes, yes.
Mr. Mitari was there.
Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Mitari.
Just a little bit.
As a Martian...
Martian?
Everyone's house?
Yes, everyone's house.
Why Martian?
It's quite rare.
As a Martian, a tiger runs around the mansion.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll ask the director to do it more often.
I know.
I'll take it by pulling.
I know.
He's pulling.
Kimi no Na Wa
Oh, I see.
At this time of year, it's already decided who will be nominated.
That's right.
It's already December 4th.
What was nominated?
There's a list of things.
There's a lot of things.
This year, it's said that it's a masterpiece.
That's right.
It starts with "Onshun".
Kimi no Na Wa
I came to see it.
Before the performance of "Machikomaki", I was talking about "Kimi no Na Wa" with Tanaka.
Yes, we did.
I saw it.
How was it?
I was talking about "Kimi no Na Wa".
It was fun.
Then you came in.
What is it?
"How was "Kimi no Na Wa"?"
Mr. Hamano said, "Oh, you mean 'Machikomaki'?"
He started talking about "Kimi no Na Wa" originally.
It's a lie.
Honestly, which antenna is this senior's?
It can't be true.
I was surprised.
It's terrible.
I'm glad you said "The performance will start soon after that".
That's right.
I was surprised.
It's terrible.
Didn't you know?
I didn't know.
I really didn't know.
You didn't say it.
It was a real performance.
But you left me and Hosei.
We looked at each other's faces and bit our lips.
"Kimi no Na Wa" was fun.
It was fun.
It's our generation.
That's right.
It's been 73 years.
I was born 10 years ago.
Kyoko Suzuki is doing a remake of "Kimi no Na Wa".
Anyway, it's been over 20 years.
That's right.
I thought it was "Kimi no Na Wa".
You're lying!
Well, that's what the title was like, so I just asked.
You don't talk about it anymore, do you?
That's right.
Do you think something happened?
"Kimi no Na Wa" and "Ah, is this popular again?"
It's fashionable.
You're lying!
I'm not lying.
It's not 3G anymore, is it?
What is it?
It's black and white, so...
It's black and white.
No, no, it's disgusting.
Are you serious?
But you haven't watched it yet, have you?
Yes.
"Kimi no Na Wa".
It's an anime, isn't it?
Yes, it's an anime.
Then you don't know much about this popular title, do you?
There are a lot of things you don't know about it, aren't there?
No, it's not like that.
"Shin Godzilla"?
I haven't watched "Shin Godzilla" yet.
Is there such a movie?
Of course, of course.
You haven't watched it?
No, I haven't watched it yet.
You haven't watched it yet!
It's not that long!
You haven't watched it yet!
Do you watch it?
Do you go and watch the movie that's been released?
"Kimi no Na Wa" and "Shin Godzilla" are watched, aren't they?
Yes, we do.
You watch them, don't you?
You watch them relatively early, don't you?
- Oh, you do? - Yes, I do.
- Well, you know... - But everyone watches "Your Name", except you, Hamada-san.
- Everyone watches it? - Yes, of course.
- Even Toshimi Godzilla watches it. - Hamada, I watch it.
- No, no, I think your wife watches it, too. - Oh, does she?
- Maybe. Ask her. She just called you. - No, I don't watch it now.
- Why not? - I don't watch "Your Name" now.
- It's funny. - It's funny, isn't it?
- I don't know it, either. - You don't know it?
- Do you know all of them, Mazuma-san? - I know all of them.
- Really? - You know some of them, don't you?
- I know. - Which ones?
- What's "bikkuri pon"? - "Bikkuri pon"?
- I don't know. - What was "bikkuri pon" again?
- It's a famous line, isn't it? - What?
- It's a famous line. - It's a famous line of a female heroine.
- Like "jejeje"? - Yes.
- I don't know. - What's "minpaku"?
- "Minpaku" is... - What's "minpaku"?
- It's a hotel where travelers from abroad can stay. - I see.
- It's a hotel. - You know it, too?
- I don't care where foreigners stay.
- I know it because I'm curious about where foreigners stay.
We received an email from our viewers, so we'd like to introduce them.
- Are there viewers in this band? - There are a lot of them.
Their pen name is Yenashiko-san.
Good evening, band members.
Don't you think that anime and dramas have been made into real life in recent years?
"Kaibutsu-kun" was made by Arashi's Ono-kun and "Tensai Bakabon" was made by Crimshu's Ueda-san.
This time, "Zenigata Keibou" will be made by Suzuki Ryohei-san.
"Anpanman" is the only one left.
What do you think about it?
- What do you think about it? - I don't think it has much meaning in real life.
- "Lupin" was made, too. - "Lupin" was made, too.
- "Ryo" was made, too. - I've never seen an anime in real life.
It's impossible. You don't have to surpass it.
But I want you to do "Otoko wa Tsuraiyo" someday.
- What? - "Tora-san".
- Why "Tora-san"? - Why?
- He is the representative of Kiyoshi Matsumi. - You should do "Otoko wa Tsuraiyo" someday.
- What are you saying? - I support you. - Who will make such a decision?
- They will definitely make a decision. - No matter who makes a decision...
- No, I don't think it's possible.
- You say it's scary, right? - Yes, it is.
- I understand. But it may be scary for both actors and audience.
- But it's not for you to do, right?
- No, no, no. - But I feel like I'm aiming for something.
- What are you saying? - He may be aiming for something.
- He said something to me. - Really?
- Then... - Wait, wait.
- When did I say that to you? - "I'm aiming for you, Tora-san".
- I want you to do it more erotic. - Really?
- How do you like it? - More...
- More like "Yamagawa Yohji"... or something like that.
- You don't know anything! - No, no, no.
- I've done "Kaibutsu-kun" before, but I want to see "Hamada-san" too.
- "Hamada-san" and "Kaibutsu-kun"? - Yes, I want to see "Hamada-san" and "Kaibutsu-kun".
- I've done that kind of thing on this show before. - Yes, yes.
- If you don't do "Anpanman", you'll definitely do "Currypanman".
- You know what I mean, right?
- No, no, no. I'm not saying I'll do it right now.
- If you do "Anpanman" and "Currypanman", you'll definitely do it.
- No, I'm fine with it.
- And "Dotechin" from "Hajime Ningen Gattles".
- "Dotechin" is fine too.
- If you do "Anpanman" and "Currypanman", you'll definitely do it.
- "Dotechin", "Hajime Ningen Gattles"... - No, no, no.
- I don't care about it.
- You're talking about a live-action anime.
- It doesn't suit me.
- It suits you in many ways.
- It doesn't suit me.
- I wonder what was in the anime...
- You were really cool in "kashan", right? - Yes, we did "kashan".
- I hope you do it, too. - Huh?
- I hope you do it, too. - No, you don't need to.
- What do you think of live-action anime? - I don't need to do it if you insist.
- I don't need you to insist. - The mail says...
- "What do you think of live-action anime?" - I don't say "I want to do it" if you insist.
That's the only thing you can do.
What do you think, Cathy?
In the end, it's like this.
Bad ending.
Beaten up and finished.
It's tough.
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