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In the first episode of "Gaki no Sky", Chiki Chiki's "Jungle Pocket Saito Shichihenge"!
This is the 48th guest.
Yes, it is.
The ceiling is low and the response is strong.
Are you telling me to hold it down?
Why not?
Don't hold it down.
If you don't hold it down, you'll say "no, no".
I won't say "no, no".
I'm praising you.
You'll say "shut up".
No, I don't like it.
One more time, please.
I won't say "no, no" again!
Okay, let's do it!
Here's your "jungle pocket"!
Thank you!
It's not just the three of you, right?
Saito?
I'll do my best with one!
Are you okay?
What about Saito?
Trendy Angel is Saito right now.
Oh, I see.
Why don't you stop calling him Saito?
Is there something on your mind?
Of course!
I'm Saito Sanders!
You can't do that!
I'm in the mood today!
I'm in the mood!
Okay, what should we aim for?
This is not a cause,
but I want to go higher than this!
I won't lower the bar here!
I won't say things like "I'm nervous!"
I'll do my best!
What's your motivation?
Watanabe Naomi!
Oh, did you do Watanabe Naomi?
I didn't do it!
What about you, Zaki?
Am I your senior?
Am I your senior in "Jungle Pocket"?
No, you are my senior!
We have been seniors for about 20 years!
20 years!
Oh, really? I'm not that senior!
No, you are not!
Wow!
Your white hair is eye-catching!
Zaki!
I thought you wouldn't stand out with your new hair color.
No, it's amazing!
Your white hair is getting bigger and bigger!
Oh, is it?
The other day, Eiji was amazing!
Oh, Eiji Jige?
He was the only one
who didn't stand out with his new hair color!
He didn't stand out with his new hair color!
When I saw him in 4K,
I thought he would stand out with his new hair color!
What should we do?
Why don't you do this?
Do it right away!
Do it in a jeep!
Do it in our Tanaka!
If you stand out with your new hair color,
you will never be called again!
But it's not a joke!
What time do you come out of your house?
We come out of our house at four o'clock!
You look like a bad partner!
Bad partner?
Excuse me!
I'm Saito, and I'm going to be your manager from now on.
Until last time, I was Chidori-san's manager.
At that time, there were many things, and I was cheeky,
but I gave Chidori-san some advice for sales in Tokyo.
At first, Chidori-san was said to be "Chidori" in Kansai,
but there was a time when I wasn't used to Tokyo.
At first, Nobu-san seemed like a toyed-up character, and his fame increased little by little.
But at that time, I didn't have any persuasive power
because Nobu-san was actually able to give advice and sell things.
I thought it would be better if I could sell things a little more,
and when I practiced it, it changed.
And now, Chidori-san is very successful.
As for this time's members,
I think I can give you some advice to improve Yoshimoto.
First of all, Kokoriko-san.
I don't know if I should say this,
but you don't have anything special as a combination.
Of course you have your own abilities, but you don't have explosive power or anything special, do you, Ms. Kokoriko?
You don't have explosive power, do you?
And you don't know how to say "no" is also your weakness.
It's difficult for you to say what you should say, isn't it, Ms. Kokoriko?
It's a mess.
There is something missing in that part.
If you two think about it again, you may be able to go to a little higher stage.
Right, Mr. Matsumoto?
Ms. Kokoriko, let's draw that part.
Yes, I got it.
Is it okay now?
Yes, I got it.
I think you are a sweet and nice person, Ms. Hosek.
If you try to make yourself laugh, you will definitely go around in circles.
There are so many monsters around you, so let's be sweet about it.
You are not the one who is making yourself laugh, Ms. Hosek.
And the question is "downtown".
It's "downtown".
Can I say this clearly?
It's more interesting when you are together than when you are alone on TV.
I can say this.
It's better when you are together.
But you don't want to do it recently, do you?
You don't want to do it now, do you?
To be honest with you, you are satisfied with it now, aren't you?
You like it now, don't you?
However, if you are more passionate about it, you may be able to go to another stage.
No, you may be able to go to the second stage.
If you want to change now, you are the one.
Ms. Hamada, if you want to change, do your best as "downtown".
Be an entertainer like me.
Excuse me for a moment.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me for a moment.
Yes, hello.
Yes, I haven't got the bullet train ticket yet.
I'm sorry, I'll prepare it right away. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Please try it out for yourself.
Mana-san, now is the time for you to change.
Excuse me.
It's too long.
What do you mean it's too long?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, but...
I'm sorry for making you think about it.
Hamada-juku is...
What is it about Hamada-juku?
Ushimoto's attitude is...
I want to do it.
This is really...
Among these people in their 30s...
Me?
Me.
Me. Me.
A man in short sleeves.
Me?
Me.
Me?
Who goes first?
Me? Me?
Who's next?
Me? Me? Me?
You said you'd go next, didn't you?
Me? Me again? Me?
Who says they'll go next?
Me?
"We'll go next," he says. "We'll go next," I say. "Really?" "Really," he says. "Really," I say.
Really?
Will you give me the last one?
Is it true?
Each one is long.
It's amazing.
Coincidence?
Coincidence.
The best was last one.
You were the best.
I don't know why.
Only one shot.
How was it yesterday?
Yesterday was difficult.
I thought about the race.
It was really rough.
I couldn't read it.
But...
Why did we come here?
Let's talk about it.
Here...
We have a race.
We can win back what we lost yesterday.
It's a big race.
We can win back what we lost yesterday.
It's a big race.
You can change this axis.
You can do more points.
The problem is that it changes depending on the development.
If the start is not good, it will not be good.
If it is this development, it will not be a good development.
There is a question of whether it will end.
This distance is the biggest problem.
Did you see it?
Prediction.
I'm doing a prediction for 200 yen.
Why did you see it?
Prediction.
It has just gone up.
Don't underestimate the prediction of a super race.
It's not good.
Everyone chose it and came here.
You have to think about it.
He's really persistent.
He's persistent until the end.
You don't like racing, do you?
You don't like it, do you?
I like racing, so I'm a predictor.
You're a local predictor, aren't you?
There are people who react very quickly to heavy racing.
That's right.
I'm sure you're imitating that.
I'm sorry.
I apologize to that person as well.
I didn't think it would be like this.
Shit!
What's wrong with you? Get out of there!
Shit!
Ugh...
Why do you do that?
I should have gone home with you earlier.
It stinks!
It really stinks!
Can you open it and wipe it like this?
Fabriz asked me to do it.
It stinks!
I'm sorry.
I don't want to be affected by what happens next.
I didn't know you were going to do it like this.
I don't want to pay 1,000 yen for this scene.
Fabriz, this scene is funny.
What a way of causing trouble!
Fabriz and Karkman are crying.
You don't have to be nervous at all.
If you get something out of my advice today,
I think it's a good thing.
First of all, why did you come into this world?
I've been enjoying being on TV since I was little.
I see.
If you don't have a clear idea of what you want to do in this industry,
I don't think it's going to be easy for you to succeed.
Why do I have so many offers from actresses for my debut film?
The most important thing for me is this.
I'm not holding you.
I'm making you hold me.
I think this feeling is very important.
Everyone is like this, but like this, every time, I get 5,000 yen, everyone is thrown into the same dressing room, and thrown for rice balls.
I don't like that life.
I want you to prepare a bathrobe like this and become a actor a year in advance.
Right?
I thought so, but it's very good for you, isn't it?
It's very good for you, but only 20% of women like macho men now.
The other 80% are different.
This healing feeling?
That's why girls like it.
After all, I think this kind of chubby body type is best for girls.
This kind of body type gives girls confidence.
I don't think there's any other body type like this.
It's pathetic, isn't it?
Is there any other body type like this for girls?
So, if you have time to train chubby bodies,
do some research about girls.
Girls, you should graduate from high school as soon as possible.
You want to enter the world of 3P and 4P, don't you?
See?
See? You're already in it.
No way!
Think about it, everyone.
You're all getting in the way.
It's like a forced end.
What do you think?
I don't like it at all.
And when you turn around, you dropped this.
I didn't calculate it.
You heard it from Kusai?
Maybe.
Oh, I see!
Sorry, Kusai.
And when Endo asks you a question,
you should do it as a comedian.
No, I can't do it like that.
You should do it more abstractly.
Why is the world like this?
That's Endo's "You're stupid."
I wish it was like that.
Today is Christmas. The city is bustling with festivities.
The seven-sided butterfly is still shy. I'm still fine with chicken and rice.
Today is Christmas. The city is bustling with festivities.
The seven-sided butterfly is still shy. I'm still fine with chicken and rice.
Today is Christmas. The city is bustling with festivities.
Shichimen-cho is embarrassing after all.
I'm still eating chicken rice.
Today is Christmas. The city is bustling with festivities.
Shichimen-cho is boring.
I'm still eating chicken rice.
Today is Christmas. The city is bustling with festivities.
Shichimen-cho is embarrassing after all.
I'm still eating chicken rice.
Today is Christmas. The city is bustling with festivities.
Shichimen-cho is embarrassing after all.
What is that?
It's so old.
It's so original.
It's a little old.
What is that?
Well, that's all for now.
Hurry up and run away!
Run away! Run away!
No, I'm a human from the future.
Do you know that meteorites are falling here now?
If meteorites fall, this show will end.
I'm from the future, so I know it all.
Meteorites will be there soon.
Hurry up and run away!
Run away now!
It's coming from here!
Run away!
Hurry up and run away!
Do you know that meteorites are falling here now?
Hurry up and run away!
Run away!
Go! Go, Masumoto! Why won't you go? Go to high school! Go!
What's with you, punk?
Go! Go! Hurry up and run away!
Masumoto... Masumoto...
Can you let me finish this, you punks? Hurry up and run away! Or I'll explode!
You... Hurry up! Hurry up! I'll explode if you let me go!
Hot! Go! Can you let me finish this? Can you let me finish this?
It's hot! What are you doing?
Is it okay? Is it okay for this explosion to end?
What do we do now, Hosei?
Is that right? Did you do it for me?
Matsumoto, look at me!
Look! We're stopping the meteorite together!
Matsumoto and I are stopping the meteorite!
If this explosion ends, it's over for us!
Let's go to high school!
It's time for you guys to work hard!
Let's go to a higher level!
Let's go to high school!
You know what you have to do now, right?
You don't have time for this!
It's time for you guys to show your strength!
What do you think you're doing?
How dare you!
We have to go higher!
Let's go!
How dare you!
You guys won't get away with this!
I have no choice but to go!
Hurry up and run away!
How dare you!
We can't let it end like this!
(Explosion)
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
I think there's something in front of Hamada.
Hamada.
You've lost weight, haven't you?
I've lost quite a bit.
51,000 yen.
What?!
51,000 yen.
56,000 yen.
Wow!
But...