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I don't want you to do what you really want to do
What is okonomiyaki?
You're doing it on your own
A novel menu idea
Absolutely delicious okonomiyaki competition
First up is Tabada
I see
It's curry
Curry
It looks good
Do you eat it here?
Of course it's good
What is their evaluation?
Can I say one thing?
It's insanely good
I can eat two of them
The next menu is a diet menu
It's a protein okonomiyaki
I don't like it
The ingredients are also low-calorie
Just go to Masumoto's house and make it
That's right
It looks good
How does it taste?
What is this?
I thought it would harden, but it's the hardest part
It's hard
It's bad
It's wrapped in a towel
You changed your concept
Yes, a little
Tanaka chose a salmon wheel okonomiyaki
Look
It's well-cooked
It smells really good
What's important is the taste
It's good
What is this?
I got a katsu bucket
The points so far are as you can see
Who is the winner?
Look at this
It's a triangle corner
The one who jumps back is the winner
I'm following the rule that you can't jump out
Okonomiyaki championship
The rules are very simple
One person presents two items
10 points each
There might be a skinhead as well
The second half starts with Hosei's selection
Let's make something really delicious
It's about time
Here it is
Pickles?
Today, all over Japan, pickles
All over Japan?
Which one is it?
It's not like that at all
There's also Akita and Fukuoka
Only one in Kyoto
Here we go
Are you putting in all of it?
I'm putting in all of it
Are you putting in all of it?
I'm putting in all of it
The taste should be absorbed
I see
I might be able to expect this
This is really...
The moment I heard about this project, I said I wanted to do it
It's really...
It's very quick
It's dangerous!
500,000 yen!
It's 500,000 yen
You shouldn't say anything!
It's 500,000 yen
Wait a minute!
I'm going to throw it away
I forgot, it's melting
Is the meat ready now?
Later...
This...
Pickles have a chewy texture
Please cook the meat so that it doesn't have a chewy texture
Please cook it
I see
It's dead
It's really...
It's quite...
It might be stolen
It's good, isn't it?
It's really...
The way you put it, I know, I know
I wanted you to make it like that
It's really messy
Do you need meat?
Meat?
It's just a pickle flavor, right?
Right
I like the simple feeling
That's right
It's not greasy
It's good
It's good, right?
It's good!
It's good, right?
Seriously!
It didn't have any taste
It really didn't have any taste
Right
There was curry
Tanaka's curry was really good
That's right, but there was curry
Look, on the board
On average, it's -150,000 yen
That's true
It's used for -150,000 yen
Even if you bought a skinhead
You'd look like Fuji of Tanaka
If it was a skinhead, you wouldn't look at it, right?
Your face looks terrible.
How does it look like?
What is this water? Moisture!
A lot of moisture came out!
Is it from the inside?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Moisture from the skinhead! I see!
Is it done?
It's done!
It looks delicious!
Hosei's self-produced work!
Its evaluation is...
It might be difficult to eat with sauce.
So first of all...
I'm scared of it the most!
Let's eat!
It smells good!
It's good!
I knew it!
It's good!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
What is this?
It's good, but it's not that big of a deal.
No, no, no!
Of course I think it's good, but...
Isn't it too much pickles?
This is...
It's too much pickles.
You can solve it over there.
Do you want anything?
This is...
9!
What?!
It's amazing!
If I say it very strictly, it's 2.
If I say it very strictly...
It's currently in the top 9!
There's more to come in two years!
There's a possibility of a difference.
I'm going to attack you more, so it's okay.
Here you go.
No, you can't.
Don't mess with me.
No, no, no.
This is the pattern of raw garbage.
This is a hot cake.
Is there cabbage in the hot cake?
Yama-chan, you should have known before you baked it.
There's a dessert.
Let's do it together and mix it up.
If you mix it up, it'll be a ball of wood.
It'll be a ball of wood.
Put your elbow on it and put the fruits in it.
When it warms up,
put in the eggplant, mango,
strawberries, blueberries,
grapefruits,
and pines.
Put in everything the kids like.
Do you think I'm a kid?
You're the oldest, 45 years old.
I'm still young.
Here we go.
I don't like vegetables boiling.
What's wrong?
Vegetables?
If it was a normal family,
it'd be a mess.
You're so old-fashioned.
Stop it.
Here we go.
Can you flip it over?
Wow!
Did you know?
What kind of baked food is it?
Para-okonomiyaki.
Fruits Para-okonomiyaki.
Para-okonomiyaki for dessert.
How will it taste?
It's scary.
My eyes hurt when I smell it.
My eyes hurt!
My eyes hurt when I smelled it.
Thank you for the meal.
It's not red.
This is grapefruit.
There is also strawberry in it.
This is not good.
It came out! It came out! This is amazing!
This is also a triangular corner.
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
Sweet-okonomiyaki.
Two skulls.
Minimum rating.
The last challenger, Matsumoto Koan's menu is...
The last challenger, Matsumoto Koan's first menu is...
What hasn't been released yet as a theme?
Chinese food, fruits, various things.
Chinese food with Japanese food.
It's Japanese food.
Japanese food with pickles.
It's Japanese food in the middle.
Japanese people usually have something like a heart.
It's a heart, isn't it? Pickles.
And it's novel. Here we go.
Makizushi.
It sounds like a foreign person said it.
Makizushi.
Hosomaki.
What do you think?
I didn't think of it like that.
You can eat okonomiyaki and this, can't you?
Yes, you're right.
Okonomiyaki for side dishes.
Yes, you're right.
Okonomiyaki for side dishes.
Hosomaki.
It's vinegared rice, isn't it?
I haven't forgotten it.
It seems like I had oil in my mouth just now.
It came quite early.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
It's hard for amateurs to do it.
It's a technique of turning it over.
Like this.
Like, "Grandma, you're an instructor, aren't you?" "That's my instructor!" Like that.
I can't stop laughing.
This rice, this rice grain, is facing up.
You probably know what will happen if you put this upside down.
Huh?
It has to be crispy, doesn't it?
I want you to enjoy this crispiness.
This is the technique.
Can you do it?
You've changed.
It's interesting.
Mr. Hamada, isn't this amazing?
This is...
It is, but...
It's like an onomiyaki.
Oh, I see.
The richness of the rice grain is hidden here.
It's the aesthetics of failure.
In the first place, rice grain had a negative image.
It had a negative image, but...
If you burn this up, it's a negative surprise.
You turn negative into positive.
I can't say the same thing over and over again.
I can't say it over and over again for a while.
Now, everyone...
Wow, you're still supporting it.
Wow, this is...
You're doing your best.
The rice grain itself is already sticky.
I feel like nothing has changed since I turned it over.
What's this?
It's burnt.
It's crispy.
Right?
Add soy sauce instead of sauce and finish it up.
I was drying the water, so it's very wet now.
It's too dry for you, poor you.
The taste that sticks to the heart of Japan is...
This much?
That's right.
It's too small.
Can I use this?
Put it on the bottom.
Can I eat it like this?
Yes, you can.
Can you turn it over for me?
Can you eat it like this?
It looks like Singapore, doesn't it?
That's right.
It's like that hotel.
It's like Singapore, isn't it?
Yes, it's like that hotel.
Let's eat.
I don't know what's the main dish.
It's good.
It's not bad, is it?
No, it's good.
It's not bad, is it?
No, it's not.
No, it's not bad, is it?
I did it! It's good!
The smash doesn't interfere with it at all.
It doesn't interfere with it at all.
And I thought the cucumber was the hardest, but it's not bad at all.
It's just right, because it's protected.
It doesn't have any heat.
What are you talking about?
Isn't it good?
Yes.
Seven. Seven points.
- That's... - Are you human?
- No, that's... - Do you know the number?
- Tsukemon's okonomiyaki is really rare. - No, no, no.
- That's just an order. - No, no, no.
- I did it before. - No, no, no.
- Tsukemon's okonomiyaki is a king. - No, it's not.
Tsukemon just said "okonomiyaki" and did it inside.
So it became okonomiyaki's transformation version.
But it's already out.
- Because it's jumping out. - Yes, yes, yes.
- If it was inside... - It's weird.
Eh? Can't it jump out?
I heard it for the first time.
Be careful next time.
I heard it for the first time.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- It's not written in the regulations. - No, no, no.
- It's mixed up. - No, no, no.
- What's the origin of the name? - It's "san".
The origin of "san" is weird!
I'm asking you about the rules that you can't jump out of!
Shiohara 2016!
"That bus" that we know from "Don't Laugh, Kid" series
is fighting against "shiodome" again this year!
Will they be able to stay away from the power-up laughing dogs?
We're looking forward to it!
Matsumoto's second trial, will it be a reversal win?
- There wasn't much bite in this car, right? - There was.
- There wasn't, right? - There wasn't.
- It's "poripori" can, right? - It's "poripori" can.
For me, this time it's "puchi puchi" can.
- "Puchi puchi"? - Well, I'd say it's "togodori" delicious.
Let me show you.
Well...
- Huh? - Huh?
I'd like you to only taste the suction cup of an octopus.
- Is there any other side dish? - I think you should see the finished product first.
- And this is it. - What's this?
- It's quite thick. - It's this. It's hard.
- Speaking of an octopus... - It's ink.
- That's right. - Huh? Ink?
- It's "tacosumi". - "Tacosumi"?
- "Tacosumi". - Huh? I've never eaten "tacosumi" before.
- That's right! - Can we eat it?
- No, we can't. - We don't know if we can eat it or not yet.
- Are you serious? - No, we can't.
- Wow! - "Tacosumi" is stronger than squid.
- No, it's really strong. - Huh? Can we mix it? Can we mix it?
- You can't mix it. - Wow! "Tacosumi" looks like this!
- This is like a devil's car. - And then...
- Luxury. - It's "ganban".
- Right? - It's "ganban".
- It's like "ganban" and "doukase". - That's right.
- I like "rosen" too. - That's right.
- There's something flying out of it. - That's right.
- I can't stop eating it. - That's right.
- Why can't you stop eating it? - That's right.
- Even if you eat a lot of black things... - That's right.
- You can't stop eating black things. - You can't stop eating black things.
- It looks like it's burning a lot. - That's right.
- It looks like it's burning a lot. - It looks like an iron plate.
- It's amazing, right? The plate is sticking to the iron plate.
- The iron plate is trying to do it, and it's trying to do it.
- Neither of them will lose. They hate losing.
- What will happen?
- The appearance is a bit... - The appearance is...
- The iron plate is almost melting.
- It looks like a sock.
- The appearance has a big impact. The important flavour is...
- You can't even eat it.
- It tastes good even if you eat it.
How will it taste?
Let's eat!
The taste is good, too.
Yes, it's good.
The taste is...
There's a lot of salt.
The taste is...
The taste is good.
The texture of octopus is good.
It's delicious!
What?!
It was delicious at once!
I did it!
He said he did it.
How many points did you get?
About 3 points.
That's strange.
How did you calculate it?
The thin roll sushi was 8 points.
This is 7 points, isn't it?
No, it's not 7 points.
It's not 7 points.
It's 4 points.
No, no, no!
Octopus will come tonight!
It's weird.
I opened the curtain and went in.
It's the taste of the past. It's not familiar.
That's right.
I'm really 3 points.
I see.
If you say it like this, Hosei is the winner.
3 points.
It's confirmed.
Did you say it as a fake?
Yes, I did.
Thank you.
No, no, no. Let's go back to the thin-skinned story.
The thin-skinned "why not" hasn't been solved yet.
What's wrong with being thin-skinned?
The winner is Hosei Koan.
All over the country, "pickled okonomiyaki".
Ladies and gentlemen.
I see. The children are already...
That's right.
They're already 3 years old.
Their necks are already sitting down.
But boys and girls are the only ones, right?
If Hosei sings.
It's completely different, right?
It's completely different.
It's unusual for him to rampage like that.
It's really different.
It's true.
When he's sleeping, when he's sleeping normally, he comes out like "dooooon"!
How old is he now?
He's 3 years old now.
3 years old.
Is he 3 years old?
That's amazing.
There aren't many girls, are there?
There aren't many girls.
They're weak and their words work.
Boys are all against it.
Their words don't work at all.
When I said "what should we do?"
My daughter and I were watching a movie.
My son and I were watching the movie.
It's a movie where kappa are massacred.
You're a voice actor, right?
Oh, the one where they eat kappa?
That's right, that's right, that's right!
The one where the father's arm is cut off?
That's right, that's right, that's right!
Oh, I remember that!
That's amazing.
It's full of blood and they're like "eat me!"
My son saw that scene and he got scared of kappa.
Kappa!
So I said "I'm going home now." "No! No!" and my wife said "Kappa is coming! Kappa is coming!"
Then I hid and said "Ohhhhhhhhh!"
Kappa is a bear, right?
Kappa is a bear!
When I say "oh, oh" with my own kappa,
he says "oh, scary, scary, kappa!" and listens to me.
I see.
So I've been sleeping several times.
And about a month and a half later,
about one o'clock in the middle of the night...
I'm sleeping a little away,
but my wife and son are sleeping, and I'm sleeping in a separate room.
At about one o'clock in the middle of the night, my wife came and said,
Come on, let's just do it.
And I was woken up.
I thought, "I've finally fallen asleep."
I thought, "Ah, I can sleep now," and I fell asleep.
"Scary, scary, kappa, scary!" and I'm woken up.
I've been woken up many times.
"You're scaring me too much!" and I get angry.
"Kappa, you're doing it too much." "Kappa, you're doing it too much!"
"Oh, I see, I get it." and I say, "Let's sleep together today."
And my wife, my children, and me are sleeping side by side.
And my son is like this... "Oh, it's okay."
"Kappa, you're doing it too much." "It's hard to tell, isn't it?"
Are you betting on me?
My wife says, "Don't worry about it."
"It's okay." "It's okay."
And I let my son sleep, and he fell asleep.
"Ah, thank goodness!" and I looked at my wife.
She was tired and fell asleep.
"Ah, thank goodness. I'm going to sleep here tonight." and I fell asleep.
And my son wakes up again.
"Scary, scary, kappa, scary!" and he says.
"You're doing it too much." "No, I'm not!" and I think.
No, you're not.
I looked at my wife and she was snoring like crazy.
Hey, give it back!
Hey!
It's true!
Hey, give it back!
No, it's true!
So I woke up and said, "Your snoring is too loud!"
And we both laughed.
It's my snoring!
But if you look at it from here, it's kappa.
It's kappa.
That's why.
But I wonder what girls do.
I went to my kids' room the other day.
Ah, kids' room, yes.
And in my kids' room, you know, there's a comedian.
"Ah, is there such a profession?" "Is there such a profession?"
Is there such a profession?
Yes, there is.
I watched a video of it and the girl was doing manzai.
Wow!
That's amazing!
With friends.
Wow, I want to see it!
It was in the area of Shochiku.
A young comedian from Shochiku told me about it.
I see.
Of course, my daughter didn't know about it.
I'll remember it.
I watched the video, but I didn't like it at all.
That can't be helped.
In Shochiku...
That can't be helped.
That's fine.
My debut in Shochiku...
I won the first place in the Olympic Games!
I don't follow the rule of "don't jump out!"