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Famous people make their own cards based on their own episodes.
Yes!
Tonight's star is...
My non-fiction cards produced by Keisuke Hada every month on "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen".
That's right!
I see.
It's not common for writers to look at your drawings.
No, it's not.
He drew something on his own face.
It was slippery.
It's not common for people to make their own cards based on their own episodes.
It's changed a little bit.
Has it changed?
I can't see him at all anymore.
Especially, I can see many things today.
Yes, you can see many things.
Let's do it!
Hello.
What is that?
You've been wearing this, right?
Yes!
I feel calm if I don't wear this.
That's right.
I've never seen this before.
It's bigger than I thought.
It's bigger, isn't it?
It's bigger than I thought.
It's smaller than I thought.
Yes, it is.
The head is also bigger, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Is it all bigger?
Yes, it's all bigger.
I imagine that it's all bigger.
Yes, it's all bigger.
What?
You're interested in it?
Yes, I am.
What does "yes" mean?
Last year, he won the Actoner Award and played a role of "man of time", Kada Keisuke.
He's been making a lot of comments on TV, but what kind of cards has he made?
The rules are simple. The person who gets the most cards will receive a reward from Kada Keisuke.
Here I go.
Hate from the bottom of my heart, amateur who wants to appear on TV
There you go.
What does it mean?
Even though you weren't asked to appear on TV, amateur who wants to appear on TV says "I'm upset".
What does it mean?
NHK's Nozomi?
Does she say that?
She says "I hate people who post videos".
People who post videos?
Does she say that?
But if you compare it with what professionals do, it's not interesting.
So I think "I'm upset".
She's upset because of that.
Isn't it too much to ask for that kind of show?
Yes, it is.
Don't you like it when amateurs appear on TV?
I hope that person is asked to appear on TV.
I don't like it when people say "I'm applying myself".
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
You don't look like a person who is angry with people.
You look like a peaceful person.
I don't like certain individuals.
I'm watching you!
I don't like certain individuals.
I'm watching you!
What?
He is surprised.
I'm sorry.
I'm watching you.
I don't know if you are watching me or not.
That's right.
No, no, no.
He has been saying the same thing for a long time.
I thought it was enough.
You have been saying it for a long time.
I thought it was enough.
I have been talking about this for a long time.
I have been watching you.
I have many more stories.
You are a big fan of "Detagari Shiroto".
That's right.
You will delete it when you get to that part, won't you?
That's right.
You are still watching me?
I thought it was enough.
What kind of response is that?
Detagari Shiroto
You don't like this.
I don't like this.
"Chikubi".
What is it?
That's not cool!
Here we go!
Episode program "NG"
What's that?
Ouch!
Sorry.
Ouch!
Sorry.
That's Karta, right?
No, it's not.
I'm sorry.
That's Karta, right?
Episode program.
We get requests from TV programs.
But we don't do more than half of the episodes we talk about in the studio.
Are you talking about the episodes we're talking about now?
I've heard that Matsumoto-san and I are having a meeting for this program.
It's hard for me to say no to a request like that.
How did you really feel about it?
I was really serious about it.
That's good.
What do you think?
Does that mean I'm a powerhouse?
No, it's not like that.
The episodes we talk about in the program,
I'm not good at it.
I see.
Yada-kun, come out!
I thought I wouldn't make enough episodes to make so many Kartas.
No, please don't.
I don't do powerhouses.
But in other programs, I feel like I'm forced to do powerhouses.
That's funny.
Can you show us a little bit of it?
I don't want to lie about it, so I think about what I should do, and I tend to refuse other programs.
Why not?
Basically, I'm a novelist and I work from home. I don't have any outside experience.
Have you ever been hit by a car or something like that?
I've been hit by a car.
What?
That's amazing. I haven't.
That's right. When I was in elementary school.
Well, I got hit by a high-speed car and the driver asked me if I wanted to take me to the hospital.
I thought I'd be kidnapped, so I just walked and went to school.
That's a great episode.
What are you doing?
If you had that kind of experience, we would have made it more interesting.
Here we go.
Annoying close-knit program.
You're always angry.
You've been angry all along, haven't you?
I've been angry.
When I was working as a novelist, I really wanted to be on a show that was close to success.
I see.
When you become a novelist, it's really annoying.
You'll know when you try it.
A novelist's job is 90% to review what he wrote than to write it down on blank paper.
You can't get a picture that you can write on paper.
He said he wanted to take a picture like that, so I asked him if he wanted me to pretend like I was writing it down.
He said he didn't want me to do it, but he said he wanted me to take a picture of me writing it down.
I don't know what to do.
You can't take a picture of you writing it down.
That's true.
Here we go.
You can't lie down on a hot spring show.
What's that?
What's that in front of you?
What's that?
I got a request for a hot spring show right after I got my Octoverse.
It's coming.
You can't wrap a towel around your waist.
It's a violation of manners.
You can't wrap a towel around your waist.
I didn't want to violate manners in front of the camera.
So I said, "If it's a black or white bikini, it's okay."
I made a condition and we wrapped it around our waist.
Even if it's a black or white bikini?
What does that mean?
Do you want to protect manners?
I want to protect manners.
As you said in your head, you must be confident, right?
I've said it before.
You've said it before.
So you don't feel like you're losing to those people?
To be honest with you, I think I'm about the same as Jun Seno.
Are you human?
I'm telling you this strictly.
Out of all of you, I think I'm the biggest.
Are you really small?
I'm not small.
Don't say you're small.
Tanaka is really small.
Who's the smallest of you guys?
It's Tanaka.
No, it's not me.
Was it me?
I really don't want to see you.
Hada, do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
You'll go see her now, won't you?
No, I don't really get a chance to see people.
What a waste.
It's like going to a bar.
If I go to a bar, I tend to watch erotic videos.
So you put up with it?
With your computer?
That's right.
No, I rent a DVD.
You rent it?
I rent it and watch it with a projector.
With a free video?
With a projector?
It's big.
Isn't it big?
I don't know, but can you make it big?
I'm not scared of it.
You're not scared of it?
I don't like it when it's small.
I watch it on my smartphone.
I feel like I'm going to be a small-scale man.
It's convenient, isn't it?
That's right.
By the way, how big does it look?
A projector.
100 inches.
It's big!
Is it 8 inches?
It's not small.
It's big.
He's not scared of it.
That's amazing.
He's a big guy.
Let's start.
Interview for a magazine. It's annoying.
It's a sa-!
Ouch!
Can you get rid of it?
He has a complaint again.
A complaint again?
Again?
I think it's decided that we want to write an article like this.
So, in order to fit the format and the template, we ask questions.
It's guided.
We bend what we answer and make it into an article.
Interviews for magazines are cheap.
I don't think so many people are reading it.
I think we should leave it as it is.
If you ask me to check it, I'm a professional in writing articles.
Even if it's a cheap article, I don't think it's written in a detailed way.
I think it's a waste of time because it's a cheap article.
I see.
You only complained about it.
I'm sorry.
You only complained about it.
Here we go.
Very kind Mr. Hamada.
He said a good thing.
I was invited to that show.
During the break, Mr. Hamada said, "Everyone, it's a break, so please go over there."
I thought he was very kind.
Mr. Hamada said it.
I'm the only one in the studio, so I have no choice but to say it.
Please come over here.
During live broadcasts, I sometimes do something with Joshiana.
Sometimes I do something with Joshiana.
When I read Joshiana's commercial, I say something like this.
I don't say much, but I make you feel like you're in a command tower.
I'm the boss here.
I'm the boss.
I don't know. I've never heard of it.
I have something like that, so please tell me.
Are you using your partner?
What are you talking about?
You're making me feel like I'm in a command tower.
I'm just giving you instructions.
When I'm standing on the gradole, you say, "Sit down here."
You say, "Sit down here."
To the staff.
I say, "Sit down here."
I say it so that only the staff know.
He says it so that only he can hear it.
Sit down here.
His nipples go "peh!"
Why? Don't people around you have a lot of nipples?
Don't say things like that.
Don't say, "Sit down here."
For male idols...
Male idols' nipples go "peh!"
What is that?
Here I go!
My desire for marriage is zero!
Zero?!
Zero.
I don't have one right now, but is there anything good about getting married?
How about you guys getting married?
Endo-san.
Yes?
Endo-san just got married...
It's his second time.
Endo-san.
Getting married is good.
You have kids now.
When you come back home, you'll still be single.
But you'll still have someone to say "Welcome home" to.
You'll be able to have kids together.
There's a lot of fun things.
Why did you break up?
Is it your first time?
Of course it is.
I really...
I really was a guest.
What?
No, no, no...
I'm really sorry for my incompetence.
I always say this to you...
Should I say it?
What should you say?
I love you, Chiaki.
Chiaki-san, you know...
You're there, too.
I'll say it.
What should you say?
I love you, Chiaki.
What are you saying?
Tell her.
Chiaki!
I love you!
It's weird.
It's weird, isn't it?
Is it?
If her husband was watching...
He wouldn't say anything.
That's right.
Your wife...
Your new wife...
Your relatives...
You have more relatives.
Your husband's relatives...
What are you talking about?
It's getting more and more interesting.
I love you, Chiaki.
It's getting more and more interesting.
I'll say it.
Do something about the "chiguhagu" feeling.
"Chiguhagu" feeling...
Me? Hosei? Yamasaku-san? Yamachan?
The narrator said "Hosei-san" and the two of them said "Yamasaku-san" or "Yamachan".
From the viewers' point of view, I'd like them to do something about the "chiguhagu" feeling.
It's true. It's disgusting.
If Downtown-san says "Hosei", "chiguhagu" will get better.
What do you call me?
Hosei-san.
I'm also Hosei-san.
You've changed and you call me that.
I'm also Hosei-san.
He calls me that.
I'm also Downtown-san.
That's not it! You wrote it yourself! Why don't you call me that?
I didn't write it.
You can just call me "Hosei-san".
Why do you call me "Hosei" now? It's disgusting.
What is "Hosei"?
What about the other seniors?
Downtown-san is Yamachan-san.
Right?
See? That's how it is.
Downtown-san is Higashino-san.
What happened before that?
It was Yamachan-san.
From Yamachan-san...
Oh, that's how it was.
Yes.
It's a little tough.
I can't go home now!
Please call me that. If you don't feel uncomfortable, it's fine.
I see.
Please call me that.
What do you want me to call you?
Hosei.
Hosei?
Ho...
Hosei?
It's disgusting.
It's funny!
I feel sick.
Hama-san?
Do you want it?
I want it.
I don't like it.
Hosei?
I don't like it.
It's like you're angry.
That's right.
Even after this, Hosei can't stop laughing.
He grasped Matsumoto Hitoshi's talent.
When we actually met at the recording studio,
I thought his voice was amazing.
I thought it was a great talent.
That's it?
That's a compliment killer.
Interview with Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Recently, I don't even feel grateful for Matsumoto Hitoshi.
I got that question and that impression again.
Did you choose Hibana?
Before I became a candidate for the Octave version,
I chose Hibana.
As a three-time recommended song,
it has various meanings.
Have you read any books?
No, I haven't.
You haven't read any books, have you?
You don't read literature, do you?
Have you ever read literature?
What is literature?
I read a lot of books.
I do.
What kind of books do you read?
What is it?
Scary books.
What are scary books?
My Tanaka was too shocked and surprised.
I thought his nails were dirty.
Amazing.
I saw it many times.
I thought Sanpi was amazing.
It was hard for a child to be afraid of me.
Because my child was different from usual.
It must be hard for a son to be a real father.
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
It was unexpected and funny.
Let's forget about cultural people.
It's like an interview in a magazine.
Are cultural people cheap magazines?
Are they cheap?
Even on TV?
It's like an interview on a small web channel.
Really?
I didn't know that.
When I was asked to do an episode of Bakuro...
If I say no and say "I'll do it if it's more than this much", I'll get an email and the amount will go through.
I realized that I could make a lot of money with that.
Recently, I've been spending a lot of money trying to say no, and it's been going on for a long time.
It's bad!
Has it been going on for a long time?
Hosei enters the second half and takes a one-step lead!
Who will receive a reward from Hada?
I'll start.
As I thought, I'm worried if I don't wear a T-shirt.
Hada is the first one to wear a T-shirt.
At first, I wore it for advertising purposes.
Sometimes, if I don't wear it and appear on TV, it doesn't change my name, so I feel like "who is he?"
Also, I feel like I'm there for advertising purposes.
I feel like I'm being treated like a high-ranking official, so I feel like I'm being treated like a low- ranking official.
I see!
So you can't go out to save the earth?
You'd wear it then, right?
But daily TV is pretty cheap.
This is daily TV now.
Yes, it's cheap.
Hosei and Matsumoto are left with the last card.
The winner of this battle will receive a reward from Hada!
Let's go!
TV shows are on sale to buy goods
This is the last one
- "Te" - It's more valuable if you take it
- "Te" - Hey!
- What is it? - I don't know!
- Seriously! I saw it!
- What is it? - I didn't see it!
What does it mean?
In the past, when it came to modern literature,
many people would buy a rare book and turn it into a novel as a character.
Nowadays, comedy comedians play the role of old literary figures.
So, I think it's okay for novelists to buy a rare book and make a novel out of it.
- "Hibouchushou" was a big hit in the past, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
- Even writers. - Yes.
It makes you want to read it.
- "What does it mean?" came up a lot. - I didn't know what it meant.
- That's right. - So, the winner is...
Tsukitei Hosei!
Congratulations!
I finally got one!
- I have a reward for you. - Oh, thank you!
- What is it? - Isn't it a projector?
- It's a very luxurious gift! - Wow!
- What is it?
- It's a set of my novel and T-shirt! - T-shirt!
- There are so many! - Yes!
- So many variations! - So many color variations!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- Thank you for coming again! - Thank you!