AISubs v3.5
- Everyone... - Yes?
- If you look at the set... - No, no, it's not good.
- It's not good. - It will gather.
- No, it's not good. - No, it's not good.
- Scary, scary. - This time...
- It's called "Staircase Story", which has changed a bit. - Yes, yes.
- Why don't we do it together? - Yes, yes.
- The season is crazy, though. - Really?
- It's pretty early. - It's pretty early.
- It's pretty early, though. - I see.
- Let's do it. - Yes, yes.
- There are two kinds of cards here, A and B. - I see.
- Both of them have words that seem like they'll come up a lot in "Staircase Story". - I'm scared of how to say it.
- It's in there, it's in there. - It's already in there.
- It's scary.
- You have to create space. - That's right, that's right, that's right.
- While saying those two words...
- I'm scared of talking about it. - I'm sorry, today...
- Hurry up and do it! - Hurry up and do it!
- It's too early for that. - It's too early for that.
- Matsubayashi!
- You're Matsubayashi, aren't you?!
- I'm going back to my house!
- He's crazy. - He's crazy.
- Live! "Staircase Story" - Live! "Staircase Story"
- Draw A and B, two kinds of cards, one at a time.
- Fold in the words written on the cards.
- Live! Show us the original "Staircase Story".
- What "Staircase Story" will it be about?
- Who will it be? - What will you do? - Shall I go first?
- Go ahead. - Okay, let me go first.
- I'll go first with A. - A is...
- That's good. - It's perfect!
- It's like a "hyokan" (tycoon) - It's like a "hyokan" (tycoon)
- I'll tell you about it in the next room. - Right.
- It's like a discussion. - I'll tell you about the theme in the first room.
- I'll tell you about it in the hotel and neighbors.
This is not something I heard from others, but it's something I experienced.
My family and I decided to go to a hotel.
Sometimes we used a hot spring.
We wanted to relax.
We heard that there was a good hot spring in Izu.
My family and I went to a hot spring.
It was a very good hotel.
The food was great, too.
When we started sleeping in Izu,
we heard someone knocking on the wall.
My family and I were about to sleep, but we heard someone knocking on the wall.
I called Mr. Nakai.
"What is it?" he asked me.
Mr. Nakai checked the next room.
When I came back to my room, there were no customers next door.
Today, the customer next door says that no one has entered.
No, that's not possible!
I can hear someone trying to hit me from the side.
Oh...
Maybe it's that.
That?
What is "that"?
Before...
In the room next door...
Someone passed away.
Actually, I didn't want to come to the hotel because of that person's death.
But...
Someone forced me to come here.
"Forced you to come here"...
I didn't like coming to the hotel.
So, I stabbed the person who brought me to the hotel.
- After you stabbed him? - Yes.
- I also... - You did it before you came, didn't you?
I also died in an accident.
That's what happened.
That's what happened at the hotel.
I thought it was scary.
I looked at my child.
The child had a face that didn't want to come.
He had a face that didn't want to come.
He had a face that didn't want to come at the end.
That's terrible.
He didn't come out.
That's terrible.
I don't think it's a good idea to make people laugh.
If you do it, you do it.
If you don't do it, you don't do it.
Next.
Do you want to do it?
This is a good promotion.
Good, good.
The number of people is declining.
This is it.
This is fashionable.
Everyone has lost their age, so you may not know it.
This is an old man's PUCK-CHEE.
Puckchie. Do you know Puckchie?
Puckchie...
His hair...
This is...
How many years ago?
Well, it's not that long ago, but it's really my experience.
I hate coriander.
For example, when I eat ramen or other dishes, I always avoid coriander.
And at that time, everyone said, "Don't avoid it!"
But I hate it, so I can't smell it.
And I said, "I hate the smell, it stinks, so I'm sorry."
But there are people who like coriander, so when the five of us were sharing it, we said, "Don't avoid it!"
"Oh, then goodbye." I've been eating coriander all the time.
Then I got in a taxi on my way home.
I'm sorry, it's a little dirty, but I got in a little.
The driver of the taxi said, "I'd like a cleaning fee, please."
Okay, I'll pay you a cleaning fee.
Okay, I got it.
But he said, "I said I'd pay you a cleaning fee!"
Huh?
Okay, I got it.
I'm sorry for eating coriander and getting in a car.
What are you doing?
I said I'd pay you a cleaning fee!
And the driver's hair was like...
And his arms were like...
And his chest was like...
What is this?
Why?
Why is my chest like this?
Hey, wait a minute!
Stop it!
This chest came out and wrapped around my neck.
At that time...
I woke up from a dream.
Hey, can you stop it?
Isn't it terrible?
My thoughts don't come together at all.
I know, right?
I saw it.
This is a little difficult.
Next up is Hamada.
The first one is...
A well.
The second one is...
A girl in a skirt.
A girl in a skirt and a well...
She's in elementary school.
I think she's in her third year of middle school.
She's wearing a red skirt.
There was a girl who was popular even in my neighborhood.
One day, all of a sudden...
I couldn't see her anymore.
She disappeared.
People in my neighborhood...
My parents...
They were looking for her.
I don't know if it's pleasant...
I haven't seen her for months.
There was a well in my neighborhood.
When I saw it...
It was falling.
Was it standing up?
I don't know...
Was it standing up?
That's a scary story.
From there, it came out as a ghost.
Wasn't it short?
No, I did my best. I'm sorry.
When I saw the well, I wanted to fall.
Endo-kun.
Yes.
Isn't it good?
High-speed road.
Is it good?
Yes.
A thin cardigan.
Is it good?
High-speed road and a thin cardigan...
Sometimes...
From Tokyo to Osaka...
I don't take the bullet train...
I change my car.
When I was driving on the highway...
I remembered it.
I like cars.
I often change cars.
The car I was driving before...
When it was sold...
I sold my own car.
I got a new car sold.
Don't look back too much.
I said, "Okay."
Then...
There was a car behind me.
It's been like this for a while now, but when I remember it, it's passing me a lot.
I looked back in the room mirror for a moment, and it wasn't a car, it was a thin cardigan.
A thin old woman in a thin cardigan said, "Open up! Put me in the back!"
That's what happened, and since then I've been going back to Osaka by bullet train.
So, what do you think? Do you all have something in mind?
Why don't you take more and more of Tanaka's stuff?
That's what I think, too.
Why do you have to fight like this?
More and more.
Do you want to continue?
That's enough.
Matsubayashi and rice.
Matsubayashi?
Matsubayashi and rice.
This is bad luck.
This is...
It's about last week.
Last week...
I got home a little late, and I was wondering what I should do, and I went to the convenience store.
I was going home, and I went to the convenience store.
I went to the convenience store and bought something to eat.
But if it's this distance, I think I should walk home.
So I was walking alone at night.
Then Matsubayashi!
Aren't you Matsubayashi?
Matsubayashi!
I'm not Matsubayashi. I'm Matsubayashi.
I'm sorry.
You're Matsubayashi of Downtown, aren't you?!
You're really Matsubayashi.
You're working with Hama-chan.
I'm sorry.
You said you were Hama.
You're Matsubayashi of Downtown's Yoshimoto Creative Agency, aren't you?!
I'm sorry.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
Right?
Yeah.
I mean, who's always watching you?
Yeah.
You're on TV, aren't you?!
All of my...
Only your appearances?
Regular programs.
Yeah.
I'm worried about you.
I watch all of them!
I even record them!
I see.
Surprisingly, I don't delete them!
I watch all of Matsubayashi's programs.
Yeah.
Really?!
You like him, don't you?
Well, you're right about everything.
Just his name...
Yeah.
It's a little different.
Why?
Why do you think I'm you, Matsubayashi?
Do you understand?
When I got home...
I looked in the mirror...
Huh?
When I looked in the mirror...
My face...
My face was covered in makeup!
And...
I had a face like Matsubayashi's!
A face like Matsubayashi's?
Where are you pushing me?
You're kidding me, right?
Tea!
You just pushed me!
You said "No!"
You said "No!" and pushed me!
Why didn't you get used to it, you idiot?
I didn't get used to it.
Why didn't you get used to it, you idiot?
I thought you were drinking tea.
What should we do?
We don't have any.
One more round.
Of course we do.
Because we haven't played "Yamazaki" yet.
Please, Kouta.
What is it, Kouta?
Oh, this one.
Music room.
I remember it.
It's fast.
It's a swing.
Oh, a swing.
It's a swing.
I remember this.
It was when I was in fifth grade.
When I said "I remember it",
I had just moved in.
So I couldn't remember anyone's face at all.
I thought it didn't work.
I tried to remember everyone's faces.
After school, everyone went home.
But only one of them stayed there.
I said "Why?", and one of them stayed there.
I thought I'd see him again if someone asked me, "What are you doing, Hosei?"
To be honest, I liked him.
He was a woman teacher.
Yes, he was a woman teacher.
But I liked him.
But I didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to confess.
Because it's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing that I fell in love with a middle-aged teacher.
Did you hear about the staircase story?
I heard about the staircase story.
It's embarrassing, so I couldn't confess.
So I said, "What should I do? What should I do?"
Yes, Hosei, go home.
Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, I'm going home.
And I left a mark.
And when I left a mark, I heard footsteps.
I wondered why.
That teacher was always barefoot.
My school was like that.
Then you wouldn't be surprised.
Everyone is like that.
I thought only that teacher was like that.
So...
I was hiding and looking.
In the music room...
I went into the music room.
Why do you go into the music room at this hour?
I was looking like this.
Is that like a binocular?
I was looking like this with my binoculars.
With your binoculars?
With my binoculars.
With your binoculars?
I was looking like this and...
I don't care who you're looking at.
And the teacher started playing the piano.
There was no one there!
There was no student there!
And he was playing the piano like...
I'm scared!
I'm scared...
I can't move!
I can't blow!
I wanna...
I wanna ride a swing!
You wanna ride a swing?
I wanna ride a swing!
I don't know what you're talking about.
In the end, I'm the one who talked the most.
Really?
Then, Matsumoto-san, you go last.
In the end, I'm the only one who can talk.
You can talk as you play.
That's amazing!
Then, I'll play first.
Kuchibue
This is...
I haven't...
How many will you play?
This is the last one.
That's right.
I'll play six.
This is good.
Anything is fine.
Anything is fine for me.
Then six while eating.
The last one is Matsumoto's.
He challenges himself to talk about stairs with six topics.
The first one is whistling.
When I was in middle school, I went camping with two friends.
At that time, my friend said, "I don't have anyone to go with you, so come with me."
I didn't have such a friend.
He must have been lonely.
He called me "pyuwi", "pyuwi", "pyuwi", "pyuwi" and said, "I'll go with you."
I decided to say it over the phone.
I was in manners mode, but he came up to me.
He had a great vibe.
It wasn't a normal vibe.
It was amazing.
Then he came out.
He had a laugh like a big explosion.
No matter what I say, he laughs like this.
Isn't the pace too fast?
If you come out, you come out.
You can do it forever, but you don't know what you're doing.
Camping with him was really fun.
I was going to end it in one night, but he said, "Let's do it one more night."
When I realized it, it had been two weeks.
Two weeks?
At that time...
I realized it.
We always eat the same food.
There's a barn.
This is not a camp.
Am I caught?
This is a prison.
Dun! Dun! Dun! Dun! Dun! Dun!
Help me!
Shut up!
Matsubayashi!
I am Matsubayashi.