AISubs v3.5
Today's project is bringing in a man
Good morning
I didn't ask you to start from outside
I only wore two clothes
You look like you but you don't have Endo
He's not here
He was here last year
He's been here for 10 years
Are you here?
We've been together for 5 years
Endo wants to do Mori Shinichi
It's too short
It's too short and Mori is holding it
Mori Shinichi
Endo has liked him since last year
Mori Shinichi Project
Last time it was popular talk show "Going Home"
Going Home
What are they going to do this time?
Mori Shinichi wants to do a dinner show
I've done a dinner show before
I can't leave it up to you
I'm preparing a great hotel for you
It's like a tie up
Dinner show
Mori Shinichi will take you to a dream world
- Would you like some? - I don't have much experience with dinner shows.
- I went to Seiko's dinner show before. - It was 50,000 yen.
- Seiko's dinner show? - Yes, Seiko's dinner show.
- I'll go over there. - Okay.
- Oh, it's over there. - I think it's like this.
- Wow, the food is... - Amazing.
- Do you eat first? - Yes.
- Don't you eat first? - Yes, you eat first.
- The audience is amazing, too. - It's like a mademoiselle.
- There are a lot of women. - It's limited.
- Everyone, thank you for waiting for such a long time. - Thank you for waiting.
- Mori Shinichi's special dinner show is now open! - Thank you!
- Hey! One more! - Sorry, but you're drinking too much!
- You're always so quiet! - That's what you say every night!
- Help me! It's over! - I'm sorry!
- Hey, you're changing the key! - I'm sorry!
- It comes out pretty quickly. - Yeah.
- Are you ready? - Welcome!
- What did you say? - I couldn't hear you.
- You have to put strength in your face. - What would you like?
- Anything is fine. - Leave it to me.
- Sir, you don't look like you're on a journey. - I'm on a journey.
- I see. - There are various circumstances.
- I see. - You're on a journey to atone for your sins.
- What? Do you want me to crush you? - Someone! Please help me!
- What's wrong with you? - Help me!
I knew this would happen!
Sis! We're free! Let's play together!
No, no, no!
Hey, what's wrong with you?!
Are you mad?!
Shut up!
Hey, you bastards! I'm taking you away!
No!
Help me!
Shin-chan!
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're the one who said it.
Let go of my hand.
I don't know where you're coming from!
If you don't want to get hurt, shut up and play!
I know you don't like it,
but pretending not to see is turning a blind eye.
Ouch!
He missed it.
Hey, hey, hey!
Shoot!
Don't get carried away!
He's good.
He knows when to shoot.
He knows the timing.
He's coming out.
He's good.
Get him!
He's good.
He doesn't look like he's playing.
Can I cut you?
Raise your head.
I'll cut you.
You're too strong.
There's no pinch at all.
Could it be... Dad?!
That sword...
Is it the same as the one you were using?!
It's you, isn't it?!
I don't have a daughter.
What are you talking about?! I told you I was looking for a daughter!
Dad, it's Koyuki!
I went on a journey in search of you, Dad!
Dad...
Let's live together again!
Koyuki...
I will continue my journey until I atone for my sins.
However...
If there comes a time when I can forgive myself...
At that time...
I want to live with my daughter!
Now that you mention it...
You're right.
Traveler!
Could you at least tell me where you're going?
Eriba...
Eriba no mitaki e...
Maerias!
It's not just about acting.
So this is where they sing.
They all have flashlights on.
They know what they're doing.
That's right.
So this is what it's like.
It's highly complete.
But they don't look like real guitarists at all.
Their faces are starting to look like real guitarists.
Oh, there it is.
Their service is amazing.
It's amazing.
It's like watching "Taishinkan".
They're holding their heads up high.
What's going on?
They're holding their heads up high.
Oh, that's right.
I want you to do it
It's quiet, the sky is clear
Talking while looking away
It's hot, it's hot
A peaceful spring is a spring with nothing
Good evening, I'm Mori Shinichi.
No, you're not.
You're not.
I'm Mori Shinichi.
You're Kiri Yuta.
Good evening.
I'm Kiri Yuta.
I debuted in 1965.
I was 40 years old.
It's been 51 years since my debut this year.
51 years is just right.
It's been 51 years since my debut.
I guess I'm in the boss's class.
I don't drink milk. I drink alcohol.
Which one of you is the boss?
It's been a while since I debuted.
It's been a while, but I'll keep working hard.
If I don't work hard, I'll be like Hayashi.
If I don't work hard, I'll be like Moku.
Good evening, I'm Moku Shinichi.
No, you're not.
You're not.
Please forgive me.
There's someone I'd like to introduce you to.
It's my son.
This is me.
I wish I could cross the sea.
Everyone, are you ready?
We are...
wide and big...
Daibetsu!
hot and fierce...
Nihonkan!
Sea, sea, sea, sea!
Sea, sea, sea, sea, sea!
Aranami Prince of Martial Arts, Sea...
is...
Da...
Buu!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You're tall. You're not taller than me.
Also, don't say "mo" from above.
I'm just taller than Mori-sensei.
But...
Sea...
It doesn't look like it's fluttering.
Actually, I'm a firm man.
Without my heart, I can't sing a song.
That's why I'm suited to be a singer.
After me, right?
If you're ready, please sing a song for me.
Yes! I understand!
Then, please sing for me!
No, no, no, no...
It doesn't look like it's fluttering.
That's right!
I'll do my best!
It's shining in the western sky, it's shining in the eastern sky too
The people who dream of the blue starry sky
It's shining in the western sky, it's shining in the eastern sky too
Crossing the sea.
Yes.
This might be the end of the first half.
Really.
Part one is over.
Part one is over, something like that.
I really want to go home.
Yes.
It was like that in the beginning too.
Shinichi Mori Jina Show, Part Two.
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
Now, I, Toako Tarajima, will be giving you the time from now on.
I will be answering your questions in this corner.
Now, I, Toako Tarajima, will be giving you the time from now on.
Shinichi Mori, thank you!
It's been 30 years since I've known you, Toako.
That's right!
I'm so happy and excited to meet you, Shinichi!
I couldn't sleep last night either.
Really? You didn't sleep at all?
Yes, for about eight hours.
(laughter)
Now, it's time for the Q&A session!
Everyone, if you're ready for the Q&A session, please raise your hand!
(cheers)
Wow! A lot of people are raising their hands!
Now, the lady in the red scarf over there, please!
Thank you!
Last year, Goro Maru, the representative of rugby in Japan, was very popular.
I heard that you also do your routine in front of the stage like Goro Maru.
I'd like you to show me!
My routine?
Yes! Please!
(cheers)
Goro Maru is a big guy, so I'm sure he has his own routine!
This is our previous pattern, and I don't know what it's like now.
That's right.
It's an ad-lib.
I'm going to do everything from the left.
Could you show us what you mean by "from the left"?
Show you?
Show you what I mean by "from the left"?
I'll show you everything from the left. Everything is left.
I only eat from the right.
I'm right-handed, so I try to eat from the right.
At first, I only eat from the left.
It's my routine.
I eat from the left and then go to the right.
Everything is from the left.
Like this.
How was it, everyone?
This is Mori Shinichi's routine.
Everything is left.
Now, I'd like you to go back to your job and sing your favorite song.
Please.
Oh, I'd like you to go back to your job and sing your favorite song.
Please.
I'm sure you're sleeping in a hotel right now.
You haven't changed at all.
What's with you? You look scary.
You look like a civic.
You haven't changed at all.
It's a drive again.
It's like a drive trip.
I don't know what this is.
Whose picture is this?
It's a picture of a 20-year-old man.
You've changed a lot.
Fun time is over in a blink of an eye.
It's time to say goodbye.
One last song.
Before that, I'd like to introduce one more person.
She's my secretary.
It's like a mix of various agencies.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Harumi Barbara Kozakura.
I'm very happy to be here with you today.
Barbara is my secretary.
You're half Hawaiian, aren't you?
I'm not half Hawaiian. I'm a quarter Hawaiian.
It doesn't matter if you're a quarter or a quarter.
Well, well, well, for now, please say it's cute.
This is the last song.
Now, all of you, please stand up with Barbara.
I would like to sing that song.
"Ofkloh, poter".
You're great!
Why did you say "Barbara"?!
Oh, I'm not allowed to cross the ocean!
Umori Family!
Many different singers have mixed in.
The sea burns.
Men burn.
I see only one slide.
Oh, that's right. That's it!
All 20s!
That's right.
It starts with a baby, doesn't it?
It starts at about 12 years old.
It starts with a baby, doesn't it?
It starts at about 12 years old.
Thank you very much.
He likes a lot of people.
He gets along with a lot of people.
He certainly Does.
Get along with a lot of people.
I think He got along with a lot of people.
I hope something bad happens to you.
What?
I hope you get angry.
You mean you will get angry?
I think I will be killed.
If you say so...
It will be troublesome.