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Jimmy O'Nishi, a special guest of "Don't Laugh" series.
A 24-hour long interview that takes him a lot of time and effort.
He cuts Jimmy out of his life and reveals everything about it.
When Jimmy was in elementary school...
At first, I couldn't speak.
But when I was in elementary school, I learned a little bit of Japanese.
You sound like you're trying to go back to Japan.
And about his best friend in elementary school...
I was bullied a lot by people.
I was a pervert.
Since I was in middle school, I haven't been able to speak a word of Japanese.
This interview is scary!
On top of that, he has a surprising side when he's eating.
What do you usually eat?
I usually eat...
Hamburg steaks.
You eat like a pig!
What are you talking about?
I'm not a pig!
Get out of my face!
He's got a lot of dirty jokes.
Will he be able to finish his interview tonight?
And will Jimmy be able to complete his 24-hour interview?
It's too hot in here.
It's hot?
It's hotter than you.
I'm serious.
What?
After graduating high school, Jimmy started working at a theater in Yoshimoto.
At the age of 19, he became Osamu Bonchi's disciple and spent two years there.
I'd like to ask you about your activities after becoming his disciple.
Osamu was a driver, and I was a contractor.
I didn't have a job, and I wanted to be a driver.
He was 22 years old at the time. He became a driver for Sanma-san.
How much salary did you get at the time?
About 200,000 to 300,000 yen.
How was that salary spent?
It was mostly taxed.
If I had 300,000 yen, I'd get about 280,000 yen.
300,000 yen is not much.
I was working at a shopping mall, and I broke my leg.
I spent two days and one night at Oarai Auto Acquisition.
It was tough from the ferry to the bar.
How many meters was it?
It was about 20 to 30 meters.
Hamada-kun.
He's the most normal guy in Oarai.
What's that supposed to mean?
We fought each other.
I really hated him in the middle of the fight.
I was worried about what he would do if I brought him back.
Now I'm not worried about him at all.
It's been 11 hours since the start of the trip.
They're going out for a change of scenery.
Of course, while they're on the move.
What do you like about going out?
I like sushi.
Do you like ramen?
I love ramen.
What flavor do you like?
Soy sauce or salt flavor.
You don't like miso, do you?
Miso...
I don't hate it, but I don't eat it either.
I'm a little angry, but I don't like it that much.
I came to a barbecue restaurant that Jimmy likes very much.
I have one interview.
I'll probably never do an interview again.
I really don't like it.
Here, we dig into the mysterious era of Jimmy's painting.
I want to know.
In 1996, Jimmy, who was very popular as an entertainer at the time, suddenly turned to painting.
What kind of reason was there?
Why did you switch to painting when it was so popular?
I thought that my painting was a strange one
because of the high price of the talent auction.
Jimmy's first work with a price of 330,000 yen.
This work caught the eye of an artist.
Mr. Taro first sent me a letter.
What kind of letter was it?
He told me to get out of the campus.
Really? That's amazing!
I decided to start painting because of that.
You were a comedian.
I was, but I couldn't do either of them.
I wanted to take a break.
What did you hear from Mr. Sanma when you made your decision?
I was told not to be afraid of others.
How did you get Mr. Sanma's advice?
I thought that if I stopped painting, my personality would die
and I would lose my good qualities.
When you switched to painting, you moved to Barcelona, didn't you?
Yes.
What was the reason for that?
I moved to Barcelona.
I was in Barcelona and I liked Picasso.
I wanted to go to Picasso's sacred place in Spain, so I went to Barcelona.
Wasn't it hard to cross borders with Tokyo?
Tokyo was a little lonely.
But even in Spain, I went to Barcelona.
I found a kind of fantasy.
- You found it! - What are you doing?!
What kind of fantasy is it?
The other day, I went to Nudist Beach.
I went to Nudist Beach and...
Even if I bought something, I was naked.
Even if I bought an animal, I was like...
- "Oh, but it's nice." - "It's nice."
- I got that kind of feeling.
Even so, he was anxious about his foreign life.
A woman manager at the time sincerely supported him like that.
Jimmy chose that woman as his future wife.
Since when did you start having special feelings for your manager?
- "I'm fed up with her. I can't stand her anymore." - "Oh, food?" - "Yeah, food."
- "I can't stand her anymore." - "Stop it!"
- "Stop it!"
Even after that, Jimmy continued his painting activities while exploring the world.
Not only his paintings, but also his many unique works were sent out into the world and highly valued in the world.
How much do your paintings sell for?
- "Well, I'd say about 2 million yen." - "Wow."
- "How long does it take?" - "It definitely takes about three months."
The number of people who go abroad is increasing frequently.
My paintings are getting less and less popular.
I'm getting poorer and poorer.
- "Is there a reason you came back?" - "Yeah."
Is there a reason you came back?
Is it because you couldn't make money as a painter anymore?
Well, I didn't have enough paintings, so I couldn't do my paintings often.
If I did my paintings, of course I'd make money, but I couldn't make money even if I did this much.
Don't say that! That's amazing!
The reason why he came back to the entertainment world is quite simple.
"Hotel Again" at 11 pm.
From now on, let's hear about his return to the entertainment world.
How did you feel about coming back to the entertainment world after a long time?
It's tough.
It's been a while since I've done this kind of job.
Maybe middle school and high school students don't know about it when you were active.
I don't know about it at all.
But I'm glad I came back to the entertainment world because there is a movie that I can't forget every year and twice a year.
I'm grateful for that.
I'm hungry.
Now that you're back in the entertainment world, is there anything you'd like to do?
Like photo stations.
What do you do at photo stations?
I talk with politicians.
You shouldn't laugh about that.
What do you say to politicians?
I tell them that they shouldn't end at 12, but 24 hours instead.
You're trying to change their fate.
For example, after doing such a tough job, you get tired.
That's the most tiring thing.
If you can get rid of it, you can do it.
Then I think sexual crime will decrease even more.
It was deeper than I thought.
The crime leading to extermination.
That's right.
Since you came back, it's been about autumn last year.
That's right, about autumn.
How much money did you pay back?
It increased.
Maybe.
What did you spend it on?
I went to a rich family too much.
You went to a rich family again.
You shouldn't laugh about that.
You shouldn't say things like that.
After 14 hours of interviews, even Jimmy...
You're stupid.
- It's been 24 hours. - I'm starting to get nervous now.
Suddenly, it's dawn. Let's wake up our sleepiness.
- What's your favorite TV show? - It's cold here.
- It's going to be "Sagaya-san". - It's not "Photostation"?
- "Photostation" is the show I'm aiming for. - I don't like it.
- Should I pay you back 100 yen from "obiya"? - 100 yen?
- You just made me look ugly.
- Don't you want to appear in a wide show like "Matsumoto-san" and "Ohigashino-san"?
- Yes, I do. - Do you watch TV shows?
- No, I go to bed at night in Osaka.
- What can I do in Osaka at night?
As we wake up from our sleepiness, we go back to our room.
Let's ask the entertainer, Jimmy, about his past.
- Can you tell us about your comedy philosophy?
- My comedy philosophy is...
- The more nervous you are, the more you can laugh.
- Even if you're in the pool, you can't laugh like that.
- But if you're in an organization, you can.
- You can laugh because you're nervous.
- Laughing is nervousness.
- I agree.
- No, I don't agree.
If you say what you think, and if people sympathize with you, you can make people laugh.
If you sympathize and are nervous, it's even more interesting.
What do you think entertainers should do now?
Konpa.
In the past, people didn't care about entertainment and played with pride.
But now, people fight about it on Twitter and so on.
Do you care about it yourself, Jimmy?
Drivers come and pick me up wherever I go.
- Konpa, don't! - I don't care about Twitter anymore.
Let's get back to the topic.
As an entertainer, do you believe you can't bend this much?
Absolutely.
I can't sleep with Newhow.
As an entertainer, I can't sleep with Newhow.
As expected, it's not good to just say dirty jokes.
Most of them are dirty jokes.
If we can do it somewhere, we can't do it anymore.
The staff forbids dirty jokes.
From now on, let's expect a decent interview.
And, here.
Good evening.
Would you like a massage?
Excuse me.
She gets a massage to heal her tired body.
I just told the director.
"If you don't mind," I said.
Well, it's a mess, director.
I'm looking forward to it.
What are you trying to do?
What are you doing?
Immediately, she changed into paper pants and started the massage.
What are you doing?
You're too much.
How did you like it, Jimmy?
It was very pleasant.
While you were relaxed,
looking back on today's story,
what are you most grateful for, Mr. Sama?
Well...
I was able to eat and live.
I think it's all thanks to you, Mr. Sama.
What is your best memory with Mr. Sama?
She called me at night and said, "Hey, come and stay with me today."
She said, "It's getting late, so call your wife and tell her to stay home."
My wife just called me and said, "She was sleeping with me earlier."
In front of my wife, I took off my pants and said, "Now, please."
That's when I thought, "Oh, I want to do it, too."
Eighteen hours have passed since the beginning and he has entered a physically difficult time zone.
Jimmy, how do you get through it?
How old do you want to be a comedian?
Until I'm 65 years old, I want to live a life of pension.
Is there anything you want to do when you retire?
I'm looking for coffee beans.
After retirement, I want to eat delicious coffee and snacks for lunch.
What do you buy when you retire?
It's hot.
When I went up the stairs yesterday, my knees started to hurt.
I'm starting to feel a little old.
You had plastic surgery a few years ago, didn't you?
Yes.
What has changed?
I don't have a chin anymore.
Do you have a chin?
I have a chin.
It's a little protruding, but it's inside.
Why did you become a priest so late?
It's been more than 45 years since I became a priest.
More than 45 years?
What do you want to be when you are reborn?
I want to be like Buddha.
I want people to buy me.
I want to be easy.
I want to be sweet.
I want people to buy me.
Can I take a break?
Wait a minute.
Do you really do this for 24 hours?
Yes, we do.
Really?
Yes, we do.
Are you all done by Saturday?
Only Jimmy joined us at night.
I can't think of any questions.
I'm really tired.
Let's move on to the next question.
He really does this for 24 hours.
Of course, the interview continues without a break.
In the morning, trouble occurs.
It's finally morning and breakfast time.
Jimmy, who is good at cooking, was asked during the interview.
Jimmy, since you are good at cooking, can you make breakfast for me?
Of course.
Like onigiri?
Of course.
Konbu onigiri.
Jimmy makes onigiri with freshly cooked rice.
It's hot.
Why?
It's hot.
It's been a while.
I'm angry.
I'm really angry.
It's hot.
It's a different taste.
So cool it down and heat it up.
It's hot.
There's no kelp in it at all.
It's hot.
Chimmy's onigiri with his whole heart is complete.
It's a square onigiri.
Chimmy's specialty, square onigiri.
It's not a triangle or a circle.
It's a square onigiri.
Thank you for it.
How does it taste?
It's hot, but it's good.
You don't want to eat it, do you?
Mr. Kojima, how is it?
It's wet.
There was a lot of water.
It's nice at home.
It's wet like this.
He went around at 9 a.m. and cut off the rest of the hour.
The last part.
Please tell me the most angry episode in your life.
I have a scar here and it's peeling off.
It's peeling off like a bullet train.
The old man in the back was holding my head with his fingernails and it was peeling off like a bullet train.
How did it peel off?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
If you compare yourself to an animal...
An animal...
I don't know.
What is it like?
Annihilated.
Annihilated?
Annihilated.
What is your impression of the past 24 hours?
There are too many questions.
I realized I was alone.
Jimmy answers 4086 questions in 24 hours.
What did you leave behind? What did you leave behind?
I don't have anything left.
I don't have anything left behind. I don't have anything left behind.
I don't have anything left behind.
I'm going to tell you everything.
And finally...
The time has come.
Now, this will really be the last question.
Yes.
After a 24-hour interview,
what was Jimmy's life like?
I thought it was a crazy, crazy life.
It's over.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
The 24-hour interview was a success.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm going home.
Jimmy, are you staying in Tokyo today?
I'm going back to Osaka with a new car.
I'm staying at Nozomi's convenience store.
I don't have an excuse.
Aren't you excited to be on TV like this?
Yes.
What do you mean?
I'm excited to see various people.
Like a woman's talent.
That's right.
After the interview, I go home and I can't sleep.
What is this?
What?
This.
Let's make a phone call.
I can't do this unless it's a good TV show or something like that.