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Benkei's 24-hour long interview with Jimmy O'Neishin in "Gaki no Tsukai Yara" episode!
Is this guy okay?
24 hours...
This is the first time I've seen him like this. He's like a genius nerd.
He jumped out of volume 8.
A 24-hour long interview challenged by Tsukitei Hosei, Drunk Dragon and Suzuki Taku!
He broke the bones of many people.
This show continues to talk about his 24-hour long life!
Today's challenger is...
Today's star, Jimmy O'Neishin! Welcome!
Hello!
I'll do my best!
He took his part!
You didn't have to hide! You could have been here since yesterday!
You've been on a lot of TV shows lately!
You should be on a show like this once in a while!
You have to be funny!
You're really helpful!
But if you suddenly want to be on a show, you can be on a lot of popular shows!
You've been on "Golden" and "Ganga" too!
Do you leave results on each show?
Well... I'll hit you with a gun if you hit me!
You hit me a lot, didn't you?
You hit me the most!
I think you hit me a lot!
You hit me!
Jimmy O'Neishin's 24-hour long interview!
Today's challenger is...
A hotel in Asakusa!
Look! It's snowing!
Wow!
This is so cool!
How do you like your 24-hour interview?
Don't you sometimes take a break?
I don't take a break!
What?!
All the time?!
All the time!
Can I play a guitar?
No!
Thank you for your hard work.
In this hotel's other room,
a 24-hour long interview will be conducted.
A 24-hour long interview will be conducted by two people alternately.
At 10.04am,
Jimmy Onishi's 24-hour long interview will start.
In this challenge,
based on this annual ticket,
we will hear about Jimmy Onishi's history and everything about him.
Since it's a 24-hour interview,
I'd like to start with your birth.
Jimmy was born...
January 10th, 1964.
Gantan!
Wow!
First, we'll hear about your personal information.
Your real name is...
Um... Onishi Hideaki.
Hideaki-san.
The origin of your name and your thoughts...
Onishi...
Um... Onishi is...
I don't know what to do anymore.
You should've said that from the beginning!
I don't know what to do anymore.
Hidei...
Jimmy Hideyoshi was born January 1st,
and I took Hidei from him...
We're on the Aki Bus right now.
Um... Aki...
Ah, so you're Hideaki.
I'm Hideyi.
How many people are in your family?
What's your personality like?
My family is...
My dad, my mom...
Um...
Just say it!
My older brother and four of us.
Jimmy grew up in a family of four.
What were his parents like?
I'd like to know what your parents were like.
My dad...
In the middle of the day...
Drinking all the time...
What kind of dad was he? Was he scary?
He had a lover...
So he didn't come home much.
When did you realize you had a lover?
Before my dad became decent...
My mom...
From the back of my pocket...
A letter...
My lover sent me a letter...
When I opened it...
The 35 years...
I spent with you...
For that long?
I was very happy.
I'm wearing it right now...
Next up...
Mom's episode...
What kind of mother was she?
She was working at an NTT employee's cafeteria...
She'd ask her parents for money...
She'd bring it over...
She'd finally be able to speak her mind...
What did I ask you for?
So I started delivering newspapers in the 4th grade...
You did?
Yes... I'm a young man...
I see...
I'd like to know about your dad and mom's influence...
What kind of influence did your dad have?
My dad...
If you look at people, they're like thieves...
My mom...
She wouldn't lay a hand on people...
She was like a shield and protection...
What kind of child Jimmy grew up under such parents?
I'd like to ask you about kindergarten, but do you remember kindergarten?
From what I've heard, Jimmy was alone all the time...
He was playing pinball and riding a bicycle...
He didn't get along with anyone.
He couldn't talk at first.
"Do you want me to take you to the hospital?" he said.
Then his grandmother said, "You can't take him to the hospital."
He'll start talking someday.
When he was in kindergarten, he was always like this...
His favorite word was "I like you."
He liked Maki-san the most.
One summer break, he played with stones and fell ill.
He passed away in September.
What kind of relationship did you have with Jimmy?
It was more like a childhood love.
What are you talking about?
Did you make friends in kindergarten?
In the third or fourth year of kindergarten, we started making friends.
How did you make friends?
Maki-san said "I like you" and we started talking.
From there, I started learning Japanese.
Their first love and their first breakup in elementary school.
When they ask about Jimmy's oldest memory...
What's your oldest memory from when you were a kid?
I don't remember at all.
I just remember that we were riding on a big stone.
A big stone?
We were riding on a big stone.
That's my only memory.
Is it Son Goku?
What's a big stone?
It's a rock.
It's completely locked up in a rock.
It's a big stone.
And after that...
We were riding on a big stone.
It's completely locked up in a rock.
When we were riding on a big stone...
We were riding on a big stone.
It's a rock.
Once again, they confirm their identity.
What was a big stone to you, Jimmy?
It's a rock.
I see, it's a complete stone.
I only remember that we were riding on a big stone.
Jimmy Onishi's 24-hour long interview.
Jimmy's history is still in its early stages.
I'd like to ask you about elementary school.
How was studying?
Studying wasn't good at all.
Whenever I brought home my communication stick, my mother would say...
Well, she called me "Hide-chan".
Hide-chan's communication stick is like a marathon.
One, two. One, two.
Did you do anything you learned in elementary school?
Yes. Solvan.
- Solvan! - Yes.
Solvan didn't get a "Q".
- What about graduation? - Graduation!
- Didn't you get a "Q"? - What did you do to get a "Q"?
- Didn't you get a "Q"? - I didn't get a "Q".
I didn't get a "Q" at all.
But in the end, I got a "Q" and gave it back to Onishi-kun.
How long did you study?
Three years.
- Didn't you get a "Q"? - Three years?
- Three years and you didn't get a "Q"? - That's impossible!
Jimmy, who wasn't good at studying, studied with Solvan.
Did you also play baseball?
When I was little, I did things like "bang" and "bang".
- Did you do bad things? - Yes, I did bad things.
So I was forced to play baseball.
Jimmy was mischievous and mischievous boy.
Who was your best friend in elementary school?
The girl in the room.
What kind of person was she?
She often peeped into the bathroom.
- The women's bathroom? - Yes, the women's bathroom.
When I went to her place, I always looked up at her from above.
Now, let's ask Jimmy what he thinks about his best friend.
What is "right" for you, Jimmy-san?
I've been told by my mother-in-law that I'm a "hedgehog".
I can't stand it. It's been going on for 24 hours.
Is that the awakening of youth?
Youth is something I've never missed since I was 5 years old.
Like what?
Being alone.
Since you were 5?
What?
Since you were 5?
No, I haven't been alone even for a day.
I'm going on a trip alone for a day.
He's a woman.
It's my first time.
He must be shaking.
He's shaking like crazy.
His hair is all messed up.
How many times a day did you do it in the past?
At least 5 times a day.
At most...
about 13 times.
In elementary school, Jimmy spent his time as he wanted.
Let's ask him some simple questions.
Can you tell me about your daily schedule when you were in elementary school?
I woke up at 2.30 in the morning and delivered my letter.
I finished work at 5 or 6 in the morning.
I ran.
I was alone.
I ate.
I was alone.
I went to school.
I ate lunch.
I was alone in the bathroom.
I came home.
I was alone.
I came home.
I was alone.
- Then you go to bed. - Then I go to bed and when I feel like going to the bathroom, I'm alone again.
And I end up crying at two in the morning.
12:50. Lunchtime.
Today's menu is egg soup and shrimp fried rice.
What do you like, Japanese food, Western food and Chinese food?
- Western food. - Western food. What kind of Western food do you like?
Japanese food is shrimp fried rice and hamburger.
(Laughing)
1:36 p.m.
After lunch, he's full of energy.
Now, let's talk about his middle school days.
Let me ask you about your middle school days.
What kind of middle school did you go to?
In middle school...
I played baseball and judo.
What was your nickname in middle school?
It's a long nickname, but...
Guts Ishimatsu's face when he loses a game.
My nickname was "Guts Ishimatsu's face when he loses a game."
So, you were called "Guts Ishimatsu's face when you lose a game."
It's not just one side of your face.
It's "Guts Ishimatsu's face when you lose a game."
So, you were called "Guts Ishimatsu's face when you lose a game."
What was your favorite artist?
Rayleigh Russell.
I love that famous movie.
It makes me feel like my heart is being captured.
Three hours and fifty minutes have passed since the beginning.
Here's a question for Jimmy.
What kind of song is "Into the Dream" for you?
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute.
I'm listening!
What's wrong?
Into the Dream
What's wrong?
It's like "Simon Says."
No way!
It's like "Into the Dream."
No way!
Are you listening?
Jimmy, are you okay?
It stinks.
Thank you.
Didn't you sleep much last night?
No, I did sleep, but after dinner, I suddenly got quiet and said, "Excuse me, can I smoke a cigarette?"
Can you wait a little longer?
From the beginning, it was only four hours. Jimmy, who was attacked by the water horse as soon as possible, even after that...
But the reason I started smoking is...
It's too early!
Jimmy, you're too early!
It's been about 15 hours...
The reason I started smoking is...
It's been about 16 hours!
Jimmy, you're not weak!
The reason I started smoking is...
Jimmy...
What is this?
It's a monster!
Wake up.
Jimmy...
How many times do I have to do it?!
No, no, no!
You shouldn't be punished for this!
This is funny.
Okay, I'll change the question.
I'll change the question.
You shouldn't ask more questions.
I'll change the question.
What was it like in middle school for you, Jimmy?
Wake up!
It's too early!
Wake up!
This is really a crime against the law!
At this rate, the 24-hour long interview will not succeed.
Therefore...
Jimmy...
Yes?
Should we change the topic?
No!
Let me change the topic and continue talking.
Let's go outside.
To wake up Jimmy...
They take him outside.
Jimmy goes for a walk.
Do you always go to sleep?
I go to sleep as soon as I eat.
But today...
I want to tell you something.
What is it?
I want to tell you something.
What is it?
Jimmy, do you usually go for a walk?
Well...
When I go shopping...
In the cold weather...
They head for their destination on foot.
Which do you like better, Tokyo or Osaka?
Sometimes I like Tokyo better, sometimes I like Osaka better...
I can't say I like both of them better...
You have a sharp tongue.
Next...
At this theater...
They talk about their high school days.
First of all...
What high school did you enter?
I entered high school with a baseball recommendation.
How strong of a high school was it?
The best four...
The championship of the school's visual competition...
At that time...
Yoshimura, who was a giant at that time, danced.
We won at that time.
It was a very strong high school.
The practice was quite strict, wasn't it?
It wasn't strict at all.
It was terrible.
In that era...
Punches were flying around.
I heard there was bullying in high school.
Yes.
It was bullying of my seniors.
You know how to stop a train, don't you?
I couldn't stop fast.
You know how to do it?
I'll stop you fast.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
It would have been better if it had been straight.
The days when I played baseball.
What about love?
You didn't have a girlfriend in high school, did you?
No, I didn't have a girlfriend in high school.
When did you have your first kiss?
I think it was after I entered this world.
With a friend of mine.
When I was 18.
It's always like this.
For you, Jimmy, what was it like in high school?
What?
What was it like in high school for you?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is too much of an interview.
What?
I mean...
Playing baseball is more fun.
I wish I could spend a better life.
It's 4:40 p.m.
We change places and talk about when we were trainees.
Next, I'd like to ask you about when you were a trainee at Yoshimoto.
What happened to you after you graduated high school?
After I graduated high school, I went on a business trip for a few months.
I went to Makuhiki and Lagoya.
I met Mr. Sambo there.
That's when you met him.
Yes, that's when we met.
What made you join Yoshimoto in the first place?
Yoshimoto has been around for a long time.
Yoshimoto is an interesting place.
I wanted to join Yoshimoto as an entertainer.
What was your motivation?
Mr. Downtown, Mr. Hire, and Mr. Tommy.
You joined Yoshimoto at once.
At once.
What did you think of Mr. Downtown when you first met him?
He was amazing. He was very interesting.
Jimmy started his career as an entertainer with the help of a theater.
How did you graduate from the theater?
Mr. Downtown and others were already on stage.
So I asked Mr. Osamu if it would be better for me to continue working with him.
Mr. Osamu of Mr. Downtown helped me.
So I asked Mr. Osamu if it would be better for me to continue working with him.
That's how she became Mr. Osamu of Mr. Downtown when she was 19 years old.
How long did you work for Mr. Osamu?
Two years.
What do you like and dislike about Mr. Osamu?
I don't like his stinginess.
Is he stingy?
I want to eat his udon.
I went to eat his udon and asked him why he didn't eat my tempura udon.
He said it was 50 yen.
I asked him to give me his first kiss.
The story changed.
Let's watch the first kiss episode that Mr. Osamu experienced when he was 18 years old.
You said you had your first kiss when you were 18 years old.
When I said my first kiss, Mr. Osamu said, "Are you gay?"
I said, "Yes, I am."
He said, "I'll give you two tickets, so go ahead."
Instead of that, he said, "Tell me what you want me to say."
I said, "Go ahead."
I kissed him.
I started to feel good.
I said, "I'm going."
He said, "You can go now."
I was about 15 years old when I first kissed him.
I said, "Sorry for my mistake."
Mr. Osamu said, "Are you on TV?"
I said, "Yes, I'm on TV."
Next week...
How did you reach me?
I reached you.
Jimmy Ohnishi's 24-hour long interview is complete!
I'm scared of heights, so...
I'm a beggar.
A mystery-wrapped painting world era.
And the truth of the return of the entertainment world is revealed!
Is there anything you want to say?
No, there isn't.
That's funny.