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I've never seen a family laughing in real life.
I've never seen it either.
Hosei and his family watched "Don't Laugh" episode.
This year is my birthday.
What did your family say?
They were very happy.
They were very happy?
Oh, my God!
When I was three years old, I was hit by a missile.
My son...
What did his son say?
What do you think of the five lucky people of this year?
Mr. Tanaka.
Yes.
Playing games at night will also increase your luck.
Let's play a game of fortune-telling.
Fortune-telling?
I'm not a lord.
Fortune-telling?
And...
"Shinten Kai" has just started.
I haven't done anything yet.
What?
I only shake hands.
You're weird.
I haven't done anything yet.
You always make me laugh.
I'm sexy.
What will happen in "Shinten Kai"?
If I had written "downtown" as the center of my life project...
I would have done it.
You're a summer guy!
Ladies and gentlemen...
When we're on standby, a mixer comes by.
The mixer is making a huge noise.
I was like, "What's going on?" and they were playing "Teppen" by Yamazaki.
They were laughing so hard at the mixer.
You're a summer guy! You're a summer guy!
I thought, "Why is the mixer making a noise?"
I was like, "Why is the mixer making a noise?"
I looked at the monitor and saw Yamazaki's beard.
I was like, "Why do you have a beard?"
I don't know.
The staff was doing something, but they didn't do anything.
It had nothing to do with the mixer.
He laughed in front of them and then they grilled him later.
I laughed at him grilling me.
I skipped it over and over and laughed at it.
I'm sorry
That's a little too much
It's too much
No matter how many times you skip it, it's too much
That's the worst
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's terrible
It's the age
For the first time on New Year's Day, not New Year's Day but on New Year's Eve, I saw my family laughing in real-time
I've never seen it before
For the first time
My mom laughed and said it was funny
I'm really curious about it
What happens to your family?
My wife is not here
My daughter is the oldest
My son is in the first grade
My daughter, daughter and my son
Every year, my dad always gives me money
This year, it's me
What happened to your family?
I'm very happy
You're happy?
It's like this year my dad always gives me money
It's great you're like your dad
It's great
It's not that you're inferior
I don't say that
I'm happy
And in the end, it's me
First of all, they are erotic and laugh a lot.
When I was in junior high school, I was able to adjust to it and find it funny.
I see.
He is my son.
He is three years old.
In the end, it's not you but me.
My wife took my three-year-old son and went to the back of the house and sat at the living room table.
She sat at the table and held her son like this.
Like a wiretap?
She held him like this and held him like this.
She is like Mr. R.
She holds her son like this.
My wife also wanted to see it.
She wanted to see it, didn't she?
She wanted to see it.
She loves being tied up the most.
The wife of the most favorite goldfish eater.
She likes it more than a lion eating a zebra.
That's not the case.
So I did it desperately like this, but I wanted to see it too, so my hands were like this.
I see.
My hands were off.
My son saw it and sang it.
Oh.
Yes, yes.
He was hit.
At that moment.
My son.
Yes.
He didn't say it out loud.
Yes.
He just shed tears.
His dad.
No way!
His favorite dad.
His dad was tied up.
He was tied up.
He didn't say it out loud and just shed tears.
I also asked him to do it!
Do it!
If you say that, it's a bad thing.
It's a bad thing to speak like a true child.
It's a curse.
If you say that, it's a bad thing.
I'm crying.
That's what I wanted to ask you too.
If you ask me that, what would you say?
That's what I wanted to ask you too.
But you didn't laugh, did you?
Not at all.
I didn't laugh at all at "Kekkoukami no Kudari".
You didn't laugh?
What do you mean you didn't laugh?
That's funny.
You were screaming "Ahhh" so much.
Oh, that's funny.
You didn't like it, did you?
I didn't like it at all.
But if you show your butt, you can't laugh.
That's right.
Both men and women know that.
"Kekkoukami no Kudari" was a long program.
Yes, it was.
We watched it with our family in real-time.
We are still elementary school students.
But we know the trend.
The trend of laughing.
Since we were young,
when we were beaten up,
we laughed.
Tsukamattewaikenai
Ryuhei and Degawa's "Karadaharu"
I love it.
We were blindfolded.
Yes, we did.
Yoshinobu and Yasumura laughed a lot.
Koba was shaking in the back of the car.
They laughed a lot.
Non-chan and Angles' "Tanaka"
Only their nipples were like this.
We don't know.
It was so easy to understand.
We are still first-year students.
We don't know.
It was so easy to understand.
When we watched it, our bodies reacted.
We did, too.
I felt it.
How about you, Endo?
Endo, what did you do?
I watched it every year.
What did you say?
I watched it with you.
Did you watch it with me?
I didn't watch it with you.
We have been first-year students for many years.
But you were first-year students today.
We did a live broadcast today.
Did you go?
Did you say hello?
I said hello to my ex-wife.
I wanted to go.
I wanted to show my face.
Really?
It happens a lot.
Does your ex-wife come?
She doesn't come.
I go there often.
Do you kiss her?
I don't kiss her.
She is crazy.
He is an old man this year.
He is 48 years old.
He is an old man.
He has been working for you for a year.
I have been working for you for a year, haven't I?
Yes, you are lucky.
Please.
You are very lucky.
Really?
Yes, you are lucky.
Your salary has increased and you have 1.5 times more work than before.
1.5 times more than before?
It has decreased.
I want to increase my work.
You want to work more and more, don't you?
I will do many things for you this year.
What are you talking about?
Please hurry up.
Is that okay?
How many years has it been?
Finally.
Thank you very much.
You don't have to thank me.
You are persistent.
I see.
It's a new kind of burdock.
I'm going to grow it again.
Burdock is no good.
Burdock is really no good.
Burdock doesn't hurt if you collect it all over the country.
Burdock doesn't hurt.
Does it have it?
Of course it has it.
There's no way it has it.
What do you make it for?
Farmers.
You should have told me earlier.
Since summer.
What do you make it for?
I wonder what it is.
A big project focusing on responsible work.
What is it?
A big project focusing on responsible work.
Is that what it is?
Let's do it in summer!
A big project in summer!
The season has been decided.
Maybe you're right.
A big project in summer.
The season has been decided.
It's not a big project in summer.
The season has been decided.
What is it?
No, no.
It's not focusing on middle age.
It's focusing on downtown.
No, no.
It's not focusing on downtown.
It's focusing on downtown.
If it was focusing on downtown,
I would have thought about it,
but it's focusing on downtown.
You said it in one breath.
In one breath.
It's totally different.
It's not "ten" at all.
You said it in one breath.
In one breath.
It's hot!
Here we go.
The keyword for "season".
Land!
See?
When words like "land" come up,
it's "agriculture"!
What?
When words like "agriculture" come up,
it's "agriculture"!
That's it!
It's only "gobo" (mushrooms)
Only "gobo".
Do you have a "gobo" battle?
That's it!
There are various battles.
Sorry, there are various "gobo" battles.
There are various "gobo".
That's it.
It's the same.
You said there are various battles.
If you had written anything about it,
I would have thought about it,
But it's not written. Nothing.
But this is...
Right? That's what it is.
What does it mean?
It's amazing.
It's too complicated.
Agriculture.
If it's not TV and agriculture, it doesn't make sense, does it?
That's right.
But there are other things.
For example, doing a location.
Like Tsutsu-shuu-mura?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's a big project.
Making something like Tsutsu-shuu-mura?
What song is that?
I want you to do it.
What kind of TV man moves like that?
Next, we will announce Endo's fortune!
Overall fortune is...
Good or bad, there will be big expenses in the summer.
Oh, I see.
Children usually...
Was it around summer?
Before summer.
I think it's between summer and summer.
Well, it's not bad.
It's a good fortune.
Next, compatibility with his wife!
Yes, yes, yes, it's good.
Endo-san, if you allow your heart, you are the type of person who shows yourself a lot, and you have a good compatibility with your current wife, who is able to show herself completely.
Yes, thank you.
You are a good couple who have balanced things that you don't have with each other.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
You can say anything to your wife.
Me?
That example...
What do you know about mannequins?
Let's talk about it in the dressing room later.
No, no, not in the dressing room.
I want to know.
I'll leave it up to your imagination.
Let's look at the mannequins.
You said it.
It's like you said it.
You said it, didn't you?
You started it.
I'm sorry.
You started it.
I'm sorry about that.
For you, your wife is...
a good person.
She's a good wife who really cares about you.
I'll take good care of her.
There's something you should know.
In winter, you might be too shy with your wife.
Be careful.
Of course, of course.
Are you sure you won't cheat on her?
I'm sure I won't.
Are you sure you won't take pictures of her?
I'm sure I won't.
I won't steal anything.
Of course, I won't steal anything from other women.
Are you sure you won't do it?
I'm sure I won't do it.
I won't do it.
It's okay for me to live with a mannequin.
You're his wife, aren't you?
If you use that as an excuse, you'll regret it.
That's right!
Don't use it as an excuse!
I'm sorry.
Next, we'll announce the fortune of Tanaka!
My overall fortune is...
It's the age of change, but it's not better or worse than other people's.
My family fortune is good, but my work fortune is still the same.
Your stress is about to build up.
You have a lot of stress.
What are you, a writer?
No, only my fortune is said to be in production.
That's all I want to know about Kanagawa tomorrow.
I've seen it, but I don't want to see it.
I didn't think you'd skip today.
Recommended changes 1.
Change?
Yes.
Hair style or clothing image circle.
But it's true.
Fortune is up.
Certainly, it's always the same.
Kanagawa is already like that.
It's always the same.
Hair style is also true.
Hair style is really like that.
You haven't dyed your hair, have you?
No, I haven't.
Stop wearing lemon shoes.
But the lemon shoes might be good.
You don't have to dye your hair.
No.
Is it too strange for you?
It's not like that.
No, it's not.
You don't have to change your face like Tyson does.
Suddenly.
Your face changes suddenly.
It'd make me stressed.
Recommended changes 2.
Changes?
Yes.
Editorial novel writer.
You want people to look at you when you're working.
A pervert with a desire to be seen.
It's a common phrase for people with great delusions.
I don't know what I'm thinking in my head.
If you make it into a sentence, your luck will go up.
Why "a pervert with a desire to be seen"?
Is there such a thing?
I don't think so.
"A desire to be seen" is...
On the contrary, I'd like Endo to write it.
I'm a bit like that.
I have an image of an open pervert.
It may be hidden there.
I see.
It's a little below.
But I'd like to hear the novel you wrote.
I'd like to know what you write.
I don't know what you're thinking about.
I know what you're thinking about.
I'll tell you what I think and you'll write it.
If you make me write it, I feel like I'm going to write something amazing.
If you don't have experience, you can't do it.
You can't write what I say.
I'm really stupid.
Like that.
It's said a lot, you know?
If you say you'll write it...
You'll write it?
Each of you will write it.
I'll write it.
Bring me that thing.
You want me to write it?
It has nothing to do with you.
Well, it's not me, it's Matayoshi who invited me.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Matayoshi sensei invited me.
I see.
This is good. Mannequin.
Mannequin.
Mannequin. Akutagawasho, this is good.
Mannequin.
Oh, it looks good.
I'm moved.
Next, Hamada's fortune.
Hamada san's total fortune.
Yes.
Total fortune.
When you do your homework, your fortune goes up.
Recommended homework.
When you do your Japanese homework, your fortune goes up dramatically.
When you do a program about Japanese, your fortune goes up dramatically.
Kabuki, Taiko, Sumo, Sado, Kadon.
When you do your Japanese homework, your fortune goes up.
If you have physical strength, it's good.
If you don't have physical strength, you should do Kadon or Sado.
I see.
Anyway, it's Japanese.
Your fortune goes up even more.
More than that?
Yes.
When you play games at night, you put your hands in Japanese and your fortune goes up.
I don't know much about it. Just do it.
When you play games at night, you put your hands in Japanese and your fortune goes up.
Basically, I put my hands in Japanese and my fortune goes up.
That's great.
I do it in the gym.
Lastly, Matsumoto's fortune.
Matsumoto san's total fortune.
When you harvest, your past efforts go up.
That's good.
You don't get rewarded at all.
No, you harvest and your past efforts go up.
For your health, your abs go up even more than now.
You are in good shape, but you should be careful about your back and hernia.
Because you hate it too much?
Maybe you hate it too much.
Endo, you look like you want to say something.
I thought you might have something to say about your back.
My back is fine.
I don't want my abs to go up.
Isn't it embarrassing if your abs go up?
I think it's cool.
If you have such a big chest...
I don't think it's cool if you have such a big chest and your abs go up.
What do you mean?
I'm just reading an essay.
Is it that complicated?
Everyone reads it.
I'll read it, too.
I'm reading an essay.
I'm reading someone's essay.
Downtown
Yes.
They love each other and are destined to be together.
That's right.
Shunhei has no choice but to say that.
That's right.
And...
"Downtown's Future".
Why is it only "Downtown" there?
Matsuo-san?
In 2031, "Downtown" will have a big break.
How many years?
It's been 15 years.
It's amazing.
It's 1967.
Actually, "break" is not over yet.
Both of you will be very popular in 2031 when you are 67 years old.
But, the biggest "break" is when you are 67 years old.
I'm waiting for it.
It's not over yet.
67 years old.
I'm aiming for M1.
67 years old. 67 years old.
Also, recently "hamada bami bami"
Are you going there again?
No, I'm going there again this year.
It's a trend among kids dancing when they were in kindergarten.
Everyone in kindergarten is dancing.
Like a kindergarten kid?
That's right.
We did "fortune cookie" of akb, right?
Everyone was dancing.
Like in dvd.
"hamada bami bami" is going to get that video.
What?
"hamada bami bami" of "yandere yandere yandere"
Everyone is going to dance and collect "hamada bami bami" of "yandere yandere yandere"
It's not a dvd yet, but we're going to collect it and watch it.
The project has started.
Please send us more and more.
I've been to karaoke lately, but it's number one in the singing ranking.
Is it in karaoke?
Of course it is.
No way!
Yes, it is.
Who was in it?
Was it you in that dvd?
No, it was "big echo", but it wasn't the original video.
It's a different video.
"Big echo", you said it, but is there an original video?
With only one phone.
No, it's possible.
It's possible.
"Big echo" is a different video.
It's possible.
Let's go.
Of course.
Each karaoke has a different pattern.
How come?
It's totally fine.
It can't be helped.
But it ended last year.
Of course it did!
Why do we drag it to this year?
Nothing has happened yet.
What?
Nothing but evil.
Nothing but evil?
You're weird!
Nothing has happened yet, right?
You keep showing us this!
Like a photographer's school swimsuit.
Photographer's school swimsuit.
You didn't cover it up at all.
I didn't cover it up at all.
I was making a fool of myself.
And one more erotic book.
So you'd like me to include it, right?
Like a DVD or something.
A sexy DVD.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'd like you to include all of it.
Let's go that far.
Okay, thank you.
Cute!
He's cute!
I want to see it.
We've talked about it so many times.
I'm sorry.
I did pull it.
How many times have you done it?
I haven't done it many times.
It's not cute or anything like that.
It's erotic.