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"Tsukitei Hosei Presents" 10th Yamaman Grand Prix!
It's already our 10th time.
A lot of members are participating.
Endo, do you have something to say?
On December 25th last year, I got married again.
Thank you very much.
Chiaki, I have something to say.
Say it to the camera.
Chiaki, I love you.
Chiaki?
You love Chiaki, don't you?
I don't love Chiaki.
You don't love her.
First of all, tell me if you're looking for a wife.
First of all, are you looking for a wife?
This is quite a torture.
Are you looking for a wife?
Chiaki, I love you!
Congratulations!
This is the funniest part.
I hope you win.
Thank you very much.
Yamaman Grand Prix
Yamaman Grand Prix has discovered many entertainers every year.
830 entertainers participated in the audition.
Who will win the 2016 break?
Here is the first group.
Let's go!
A body style that is too novel from its old- fashioned appearance is a must-see!
It belongs to Yoshimoto Creative Agency and is called "shakariki".
Here you go!
Shakariki!
Please imitate this 70cm tall man's thighs!
Music, start!
Anyway, you're great, Yasumura-san!
Perfect docking!
Music, start!
Great! Perfect docking!
This is Azakong's ship!
Halt!
Here it is!
"Onododoka"'s chest!
It doesn't matter.
It fits perfectly!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
The scent of Robert's Akiyama-san is very...
No, I went to Robert Akiyama-san and got permission to talk about it in person.
How was it, Kousei-san?
Doesn't it fit perfectly for this party?
Because we have wonderful products!
Then, Kousei-san, what should we do for our reward?
That's right. For the first party, let's make it lively...
Make it lively?
Mug cup!
Mug cup! We got it!
Cheers!
Thank you for your hard work!
Then, let's continue!
Let's continue!
With a sharp eye for observation and a respect for spirit,
we honour "ano chouju" show.
They are from Ohta Production and have been active for 8 years.
They are Panini!
Hello!
I'm with Panini again today! Thank you!
Panini's short impersonation.
"Tamori Club"'s corner.
"Soramimi Hour"'s "arisou na sakuhin".
"Hardcore Edition"!
GOAT DISPOSE! IT GOT A GOAT DISPOSE! IT GOT A WORM DISPOSE! IT'S GONNA GET A DISPOISE!
GOAT DISPOSE! IT GOT A WORM DISpose! IT GOT A WORM DISpose! IT GONNA GET A DISPOISE!
RED HOPSPICE! IT GOT A GENOISE DISPOISE! RED TAPPED CIVIL UNIQUE!!
Is there more?
No, that's all of it.
Continuing... "Gosa Nova Edition"
Con-so-sa-la-fe-que-ste-musse-la-mo-chi-re-ve-lon- con- so-sa-la-fe-que-and-monster-burger-face-look- con-ka- na-ske-ren-da-fun-ka-na-ske-ren-da-kan- chou-de-tsuki- yu-bi.
Next up, punk.
EGO! WE GOTTA! WE GOTTA SPARK! WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY, IT'S GONNA WEED OUT OUR SPACE! EGO! YOU'RE BEING AGGRESSIVE OVER THE AGE! WHAT YOU'RE SPACING, IT'S GONNA WORK! WORK! KUSAI! WAKE! KUSAKUNAI! WAKE!
Thank you very much!
Mr. Hamada, what did you think?
I took it as it came.
Thank you very much!
Mr. Ho, please give us a reward!
Could it be...an outlet?!
An outlet?!
A socket! A single socket!
A three-plug socket!
If you put it in an outlet, it'll leak!
I know what you're talking about!
Nice to meet you. I'm a Japanese martial artist called Taido.
I'm a karate master.
We're "the martial arts."
"the martial arts" is brought to you by Doraemon!
Doraemon, Doraemon, is Giant bullying you again?
Please give me a tool to guide you!
It can't be helped, can it, Nobita-kun?
Tararara...
Jimeizan!
What did you just say?!
What did you say?!
I can't hear you at all!
What did you say?!
I said "kind, barrier-free".
Doraemon, it has nothing to do with you.
Osugi...
A dream collaboration between kairo and karate has taken place.
Let's continue.
Osugi and Pico.
Sigh...
Osugi and...
Jeffery!
What did you say?!
This won't be a manzai at all!
What did you say?!
I said "it's Pico".
You said it!
It seems like we have some time left, so please look at our shoulders for the rest of the time.
Kneel!
This is the funniest part.
Fight!
What's with this scene?
Intersect!
Fight!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
You two really do it, don't you?
First of all, I think you all don't know about Taido, so let me explain a little about Taido.
Is that okay?
Um...
Is that really okay?
Can we wait a little longer?
It's okay.
I'm a master, so...
Oh, is it okay?
Yes.
Um, he's really a Japanese martial artist.
Um...
He created "gensei-ryu karate".
Is it okay?!
It's okay.
That's enough.
A crazy manzai with an addictive sequel in a violent world.
Shochiku Entertainment, 16 years of experience.
Ozin Osbourne, please come in.
Ozin Osbourne, I know you.
Hello!
Hello, I'm Ozin Osbourne, nice to meet you!
Don't "gyun" me!
Don't mess with the centre mic!
City mic!
Huh?
City mic!
No, centre mic.
City mic!
What's with that weird pronunciation?
Real pronunciation.
Real pronunciation?!
No, no, I want you to listen to me.
I really like old stories.
I especially like Momotaro's story.
Yeah, Shabetaro.
It's okay, I know it.
Once upon a time, there were Izzy and Ebby.
Isn't that grandpa and grandma?
One day, Izzy and Ebby went hiking.
Hiking, right?
Ebby went diving in the river.
That's a choice.
Ebby went diving in the river.
She saw a big ear from a distance.
A big ear?!
She took it and put it in her mouth.
No, it's a bowl. It's a bowl.
Ebby took it home and opened it.
A big, big earwax appeared from the inside.
That's cancer!
Izzy and Ebby named the earwax "Earwax".
They named it "monotaro".
Eventually, the earwax got bigger and they decided to go to Inigishima for "initiji".
No, it's "onigashima" and "oni" are important, right?
When Izzy and Ebby set off for Inigishima, a "ini" appeared from you.
"Oni" and "ini" are the same thing!
"Monotaro", "monotaro", can you give me one of the "kimi dangos" you gave me?
What are you saying?
I named it "ichimi".
"Ichimi"?
After a while, a "shiri" appeared from you.
No, it's "saru".
No, it sounds like "shiri".
"Monotaro", can you give me one of the "kimi dangos" you gave me?
What are you saying?
I named it "ichimi".
No, it's "ichimi".
After a while, a "kesu" appeared from you.
"kesu", "kesu", "kesu"
You're completely sick!
I named it "ichimi".
"ichimi"?
Then, they headed for Inigishima.
They arrived in Inigishima and a "ini" appeared from you.
Which one is which?!
Is it "oni" or "ini"?!
"shiri" said "ini"'s "shiri".
"saru" is "oni"'s "shiri", right?!
"kesu" said "ini"'s "mi" and "tsuchi" said "kimi"'s "shi".
I don't know what you're saying!
After a while, a "ini" said...
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In a sense, it is Konno Bullma, a small and medium- sized entertainment belonging to the top of the trend of beauty entertainers. Please.
I can solve all of them with one question.
First of all, I would like to announce the famous question that has been born so far.
Between an entertainer and a dog, which one will be bitten and scolded?
Thank you very much.
Between a cat and a dog, which one will be bitten and scolded?
Thank you very much.
From now on, I would like you to give me a question and I will answer it on the spot.
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san, will you give me a question?
Matsumoto-san, will you give me a question?
Then, I will give you a question from "downtown".
downtown
I grew up.
What does "grew up" mean?
I grew up.
I have heard of "grew up".
Between "downtown" and "cat", which one will be bitten and scolded?
Both of them are essential for creating a musical instrument.
It's amazing.
It's like weird broadcast soccer.
It doesn't work, does it?
Let's go.
It's a catchy rhythm song with a strange power.
It belongs to Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
It's "the gee".
Thank you.
It's "the gee". Thank you.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Huh? Kinue is walking with a big luggage again today.
Kinue, I'll carry your luggage for you.
Sure.
Oh, young man. Are you trying to carry my luggage, too?
No problem. I'll do it by myself. Bang!
I'm so grateful that you give me bread all of a sudden.
When I was young, bread was precious. Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Kinue and me, Bang! Bang!
Kinue and me, Bang! Bang! Bang!
Hmm, lucky!
Kinue and me, Bang! Bang!
It looks like a drill head!
Zunzunzunzunzunzunzunzun
Goldfish is zunzun, ground is zunzunzun
But somehow my mouth is lonely
Want you!
Goldfish is bread, bread
Whale watching time
I will show you to dead grandpa
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I can look at you forever. I feel like I can look at you forever, really.
Now, we would like to receive a reward from Mr. Housen. Please.
Sky Tree's...
The one you put on your cell phone.
A strap as a reward.
Congratulations!
Today, I'm dressed like this because...
The way I move when I'm drowning and...
The way I move when I'm dancing in the festival's temperature...
I thought it was very similar, so I made something called "drowning temperature".
It's called "output temperature".
Now, let's go with "output temperature"!
I'm drowning, I'm drowning, I'm drowning.
I'm drowning, I'm drowning.
I woke up in the morning and prepared for yesterday's party.
I checked my bag's contents.
My swimsuit is OK, my goggles are OK.
I met up with my friends and got on the train.
I go to the sea, I arrive at the sea, I look at the sea, I go into the sea.
I swim, I swim, I swim and...
I fell down, so I'm drowning.
I'm drowning, I'm drowning.
I talked about the preparation exercise.
I drank water, I drank water and...
I fell in love with rap.
Something to drink and what not and...
I fell in love with rap.
Oh, I'm drunk.
This guy, what will he do?
I help you.
You will enter University and work high-tech companies.
After a year, you will be independent.
I bought three luxury mansions and three companies.
I eat out every day.
On the Habracas, Roppongi.
I don't know what kind of future awaits me.
I'm drowning now.
I'm drowning.
I'm drowning in water.
I'm drowning.
Yes, this is it.
Mr. Koukan, please give us a reward.
A mug!
Thank you for your reward!
Thank you!
If you drink water with this...
Yes.
If you drink water with this...
Yes.
I'm drowning.
No, you're drowning.
I'm drowning.
You're drowning.
No...
You're drowning.
This must be the last one!
This is the last one!
This year, I'll make your negative emotions explode!
For YOSHIMOTO CREATIVE AGENCY, I'm TOROSAMONKUBOTA with Tetsumichi!
Thank you for having me.
I've been an actor for 14 years.
I lived in Osaka for about 10 years, but I came to Tokyo in my dream.
There wasn't much good about it.
I just had hatred and stress and that's all I had.
So I thought if I said it on TV, people would cut it out, so I thought I'd write it down on paper.
Today I've put it all together on a piece of paper, so I'm going to get my ears dirty a little bit.
Thank you for having me.
I'm so frustrated.
I'm sorry, but I think you're all in that world.
Thank you for your appreciation.
I want to sell at the YAMAGUAN GRAND PRIX.
I'm sure there are a lot of people who got sunburned.
But there were people who got sunburned in the past.
TANOSHINGO and ED HARUMI, where are you going now?
There are entertainers who take their seniors on overseas trips in New Year's Day.
It's all under the burden of those seniors.
A good friend entertainer who didn't do anything last year is now back in this country with a one- shot high piece on Twitter.
In Germany and here, entertainers in Yoshimoto are Downtown-san, Downtown-san, Matsumoto-san, Hamada- san, Hamada-san, Matsumoto-san.
It's been 14 years since I became an entertainer and I finally realized it.
The talents of this company are all *****.
Thank you very much.
Is there anything you'd like to ask?
I've been doing this for 14 years and I've asked a lot of seniors.
But I don't get to meet a lot of seniors.
Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
On the contrary!
Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
Hosei-san, you're the organizer of this competition.
Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
Where did you buy those pants?
I bought them at a store that was open until night at Kabuki-cho.
There was a flower here.
A demon flower.
I thought it would get in the way of the story, so I cut it.
Thank you very much.
Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
Of course.
Hosei-san, you're the organizer of this competition.
Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
What could it be?
Totto's 30-minute solo and Kaba and Bakunosuke's 30-minute solo live.
Who's going to go see your solo live?
Seniors!
Hit me!
Not here, right?
Hit me!
I was waiting for you.
I was waiting for you, too.
Hit me!
This is already the top prize.
The 10th Yama-one Grand Prix.
Who will win the championship?
It's Zazie!
Zazie-kun!
And every year, a new year's party was held for all of the talent staff.
Hey! Hey! New year's party! Hey! Hey! New year's party! Hey! Hey! New year's party!
- How old is Ago? - Oh, Ago is Ago, right?
- Well, he's dissing Tanaka. - He's dissing Tanaka.
- Is that so? Oh, you heard about it? - He heard about it and came in two hours ago.
- Well, everyone, let's have a good year! Cheers! - Cheers!
And every year, the members get new goods made by kids.
- It's not that light, viewers. - It's not that light, viewers.
- It's fake. - It's fake.
- It's not like you're going to hit me. - It's not like you're going to hit me.
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