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"The Kid's Strongest Project - Don't Laugh Series"!
Take a picture of me!
This project has become a national treasure of the end of the year!
The memorable 10th episode will also be broadcast live for 6 hours on New Year's Day!
I can't do it!
This year's theme is...
Detective!
I'm going to die!
Tonight, we'll reveal a part of "Don't Laugh Detective" as soon as possible!
Why?!
"Don't Laugh Detective" at 24 hours!
We'll show it to you as soon as possible! It's a special!
The other day, before the show began, a press conference was held.
Downtown's Makoto Makoto, Canada's Satoshi Satoh, Tsukitei Sosei, Kokoriko's Endo Shouzou, and Tanaka Naoki.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having us.
This time's "Don't Laugh" stage of the famous detectives is the Garth Crobicari Detective Agency.
Were you a hostess?
No, I wasn't.
"No, I wasn't" doesn't make any sense, does it?
No, it doesn't.
Thank you for coming today.
Now, I'd like to get down to business.
First of all, we'd like to hear your impressions of the recording in order.
Mr. Matsumoto, what do you think?
Well, I think it's worthy of my 10th graduation this year.
I think it's worthy of my final graduation.
I haven't said my name yet.
Thank you.
Mr. Hamada, what did you think of it?
Well, it's the same.
I can't hear you.
Mr. Hamada, I can't hear you!
I'm sorry.
As usual, it was a tough year for me.
Also, as Yama-chan said before, the trust between the staff and the students has disappeared.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's gone completely at the end of the year.
Even you, Mr. Hamada.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
On the contrary, it's happened a lot.
Even if you say that, I've been doing it for over 20 years, so I thought it wasn't too bad of a relationship.
But it was cut off at the end of the year.
You're a complete stranger.
A stranger is a stranger.
Well, personally, that happened.
At the end of the year, I couldn't laugh about it.
Something happened, didn't it?
Is it impossible to fix it?
No, it's impossible.
Oh, really?
You can't fix it?
No, it's impossible!
The only thing left is money!
Not everyone is like that.
How about you, Hosei-san? Have you lost your trust relationship?
No, I don't have it anymore.
Why did you lose it?
Because of the defense's opinion.
I won't forget the defense's opinion.
If the defense didn't do it, I would have done it.
I've said it many times, but I won't let the defense do it.
I won't do anything with it.
I won't let it do it.
How did you feel about this year?
You don't have that?
This year, since the show "Don't Laugh" aired on New Year's Day, my butt hurt the most.
My butt really hurt the most.
I didn't tell the members about it, but this time I took pain killers and went on location.
I didn't know about that.
What do you mean?
My butt and other parts hurt a lot, so I took pain killers and went on location.
But my butt didn't hurt at all.
My butt really hurt.
That's not good. It's a doting, isn't it?
It's a doting, isn't it?
We're doing it for fun.
You took pain killers and went on "Don't Laugh" competition.
That's right. You can do it.
I couldn't do it. It hurt.
How about you, Endo-san?
Every time, we have amazing guests on our show.
But this time, we don't have any of our members on our show.
I'll say it again.
They're all on our show.
It's just a matter of when they'll be on our show.
I'm looking forward to it.
There's no reason for me to dance.
How about you, Endo-san?
I'm not talking about Endo-san's appearance.
I'm always surprised and excited about who will be on our show.
I wonder if he'll be on our show again.
I was surprised when I heard the news that the filming was over.
The cast of "Downtown", "Tsukitei Hosei", "Kokori Kou", and "Cho-no-Masahiro" were on our show.
I didn't care about that.
I didn't care about it at all.
I was just a normal guest.
I was surprised about it.
I wonder what "Cho-no-Masahiro" will do.
I don't know.
I don't know what will happen.
I don't know what will happen in 10 years.
That's why you're surprised, Hamada-san.
That's right.
I don't know why you're surprised, Hamada-san.
Every time on "Don't Laugh",
not only the main actors, but also the super luxurious guests appear as laughing blind people who make the five people suffer.
Last time, in "Great Escape",
the main actor was seen on the bus in front of the five people in front of the legendary mastermind.
Is it really like this?
What?
What is it like this?
Who is it? Who is it?
Kanata!
Kosei!
Out!
Get up properly!
Who is it?
Ouch!
Get in!
You didn't know, did you?
No.
Yes, yes, yes.
Get up!
Kaoru!
Get up!
What is it?
Get up!
What is it?
Ouch!
Does it hurt?
It hurts.
What are you doing in a place like this with me?
Stop it!
Kaoru!
Please, don't stick with me.
But...
I told you!
Five years ago,
I was betrayed by a man who promised me marriage.
I swore I wouldn't love anyone anymore.
So...
Don't stick with me!
That's why you and me...
You and me...
Are you afraid of me?!
Are you afraid of me?
I'm afraid of you.
Are you afraid of the corridor of Tsukkomi Gorilla?
What?!
During the special edition recording...
As usual...
What?!
The moment I tried to draw a picture...
I completely wet my ass!
I'm afraid of Dorian's hallway in the middle of the show!
I... I won't wet my pen during the show!
Oh my god!
Hey! Hey!
Yes, yes, yes! I heard one more thing!
Dorian's... He called his juniors and...
Even though it's a hidden show of his own show...
He was completely absorbed in other shows' shows...
Suddenly, towards them...
The juniors and juniors were standing there...
They were like... "Oh, that's nice."
Their eyes were sparkling.
And their eyes were like... "It's dazzling."
And they all were like... "I think I'm going to pass out."
Dorian's mouth is stained with poison!
I can't move!
I'll throw up!
I'll throw up for sure!
That's a huge line!
Who said it?!
Ouch!
My eyes are dazzling!
Katsuro-san, you don't have to say things like that about me!
I'm scared! I'm scared of that funny muscular idiot.
Recently, when I did a special episode about a certain illness, I had high blood pressure.
I was worried that it must be that illness, and I went to the hospital for treatment, but I was told that it was too much muscle.
I'm afraid of that muscular stupidness.
I don't do muscle exercises that raise blood pressure!
I like you!
Yes, that's right.
I go to the gym and run lightly for 30 minutes to warm up my body, and say "Now, let's go to the next exercise!"
But I can't use the equipment I like, so I went to another gym and ran for 30 minutes to warm up my body.
That kind of muscle doesn't make me stupid!
When my junior asked me "What do you want the most now?"
I sighed and said, "Well, I got what I can get with money, so I wonder if I still have time..."
That's not funny at all!
You're the only one who has money!
Hey, old man!
Hey!
Please!
No!
Ouch!
Tatsuro-san, don't say that about me!
That's right!
So let me say it!
Marry me!
You're scary!
You're not funny no matter when you die!
You're scary and you can't marry an old man who's almost 70!
No, no...
There's a way of saying it...
You idiot!
Tatsuro-san!
Hamada-san!
Mousei-san!
Tatsuro-san!
You're not good at saying things like that!
That's right!
Tatsuro-san...
I'm sorry...
What? What are you saying?
What are you saying?
You sound like Sasaki Kojiro!
Wait a minute...
Sasaki Kojiro...
I don't know, you idiot!
I don't know!
I love you!
I'll make you happy!
Tatsuro-san!
So this is what happened...
That was dangerous!
And with today's story...
The baby Akio was born and a riot broke out!
And with today's story...
The baby Akio was born and a riot broke out!
And with today's story...
The baby Akio was born and a riot broke out!
Alright!
Next up...
It's you!
Takeoro!
Tamada! Tendo! Tanaka! Out!
Was it you?
It's not my question!
Matsumoto! Tamada! Tendo! Tanaka! Out!
Ouch!
Here we go.
Get out of there!
Get out of there first!
Get out of there!
What's your name?
I don't know.
You're not Akiyo?
I don't know.
You named her!
I didn't name her! I don't know her!
You named her!
I don't know her!
I don't know her! Can you do something about it?
Can you do something like that?
I can't do it.
A man has no sin.
I can't do anything with a child.
To whom?
I don't like it.
What?
I don't like it.
Hey, who are you?
I'll take care of the child.
Hey!
Take care of the child.
What are you doing?
Take care of it!
I don't like it.
Hurry up and do it!
I don't like it!
Hurry up and do it!
I don't like it!
It's dangerous.
I don't like it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
It's dangerous. The child is dangerous.
Okay, take the child.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Matsumoto!
Kanata!
Endo!
Kanata!
Matsumoto!
You!
Hey!
Okay, the child.
You talk to the child.
Stop it! Stop it!
Okay, go.
Okay!
Akio!
Matsumoto!
Takata!
Endo!
Takaka!
Kazuto!
What are you talking about?
You're embarrassing!
Akio!
How do you do?
I can't believe it.
Stand up!
It's been a while since we last had a match, hasn't it?
Yeah, it's been a while since we had a match.
Excuse me.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Go away.
Who are you?!
No! No!
Kamada! Endo! Tanaka! Akiho!
What are you going to do when you save Akiho?!
I'm not a kid anymore!
Then can you ask me one last question?
What is it? I'll just ask.
Please...
leave...
Akiho with you.
Akiho, are you still there?!
Can you bring him here?!
Then next to me...
is Akiho's marge. Is that okay?
Okay. Akiho, come over here.
Come over here and bring him here. Okay.
Okay, then one last word for the kid.
Akiho...
Be happy...
and send me away to space.
Matsumoto! Kamada! Endo!
Tanaka! Out!
Let's go!
- Go! - Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Here you go.
He's staring at me.
In this year's "Great Detective",
in the "Don't Laugh" series market,
five people will be attacked by the strongest laughable assassins!
Oh, this is...
Oh, no...
Ouch!
Take off your pants and do it!
(Sigh)
Everyone, OUT!
3, 2, 1!
Of course, today's guest is Masahiro Shono!
GET HIM!
The members are full of surprises!
Face forward.
Look up.
Face forward.
HEY!
LOOK AT ME!
Matsumoto, Kanada, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, OUT!
Wow, this is amazing!
Shono, don't laugh like that.
This is the 10th time, but was there anything special compared to last year?
Something special?
Yes.
Well, I've been told not to say specific things, so if it's that, please call me "Friday".
That wasn't good.
Everyone is wrong.
Yes, everyone is wrong.
Yes, that wasn't good either.
You must not laugh at "Famous Detective 24" on New Year's Eve at 8:30 pm!
We will now move on to questions from reporters.
Are there any questions?
I am Soda Marie of CHIP. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I love "North Key" of "Sougo Shikai", and I was looking forward to guests of "Mobile Bus" every year.
What did you think of guests of "Mobile Bus" this year?
I was deceived by their favorite parts.
I couldn't convince them.
But we understood you.
We understood you.
Even among guests of "Mobile Bus", there were many people who liked "Mobile Bus".
It was exciting.
Can I ask you one more question?
By the way of "Must not laugh",
is there any rule that you must not laugh when you work as comedians?
You have to cross the line when you work as comedians.
But we understood most of it.
You must not bite.
Excuse me. Thank you very much.
Who do you hate the most among the members?
I love you very much. Thank you very much.
Are there any other questions?
I'm from News Every. Thank you for your hard work.
Recently, as Hamada Babimbiam...
Say it!
You must not bite!
I think you can say "bam bam bam" unexpectedly.
"Bam bam bam" is hard to say.
As Hamada Babimbiam...
Say it!
You said "bam bam bam" twice.
You said "bam bam bam" only once.
I think you appeared on TV recently.
Are there any guests for "Kohaku Futagatsusen" on New Year's Eve?
Of course not!
No, no, no.
As Bamiu Bamiu, I can't appear on "Kohaku Futagatsusen".
But Hamada Babimbiam has always been cute.
She hasn't lost.
She is very cute.
Are there any other questions?
I'm Igari from TV Bros. Thank you for having me.
When you go home after a tough shooting...
What kind of dream do you have?
Do you dream?
Dream...
Yamachan has to take care of his health.
When I went back to my room and took a bath...
I had a terrible pain in my butt.
Especially this year.
Yamachan was like...
Argh!
This is the first time in 10 years for me.
But that scene was very funny.
I didn't laugh at all.
I didn't care if I was tired. I laughed all the time.
I laughed directly for about 30 minutes.
It must have been tough.
That was...
"Never Laugh at Us," "Famous Detectives," "24/7,"
The comedians who come late are the strongest in the series.
They're super hot!
In "Onigokko," there's a variety of funny actors and actresses!
I'm sorry.
Hey! Look at me!
"Never Laugh at Us," "Famous Detectives,"
It airs on Thursdays at 4:30 PM!
Hey! Look at me!
"Gaki no Tsukai," DVD and Blu-ray, volume 21!
"Never Laugh at Us," "24/7,"
It's on sale now!