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In the first episode of "Using Gaki", "Chiki- chiki", "If you mess around, you can't go out", "Really serious animal contest"!
Yes, yes, yes.
How was it just now?
Well, I was a little confused.
"If you mess around, you can't go out", "Really serious animal contest"!
Each of you will choose your favorite animal and study its ecology seriously,
and play that animal seriously in a dark jungle!
Who will play the animal most realistically?
Comedians tend to react too quickly and overdo it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what I hate about comedians.
Well, it's cold.
It's cold, but...
This is a realistic animal.
It's realistic.
Without overdoing it.
It's a real, raw animal.
I think it's real.
Without overdoing it, we'll have you play a real animal.
How realistic it is can be seen in "Tanaka's Explanation", an animal-specific book that publishes books about animals!
Is there a prize?
Yes!
We'd like you to talk about it first and then decide.
Well, Ama-san and I...
The prize...
What?!
It's about 9,000 yen.
9,000 yen?!
It's about 4,500 yen.
At least make it 10,000 yen!
No, no, no.
At least make it 10,000 yen!
No, no. Not at the end of the year.
Now, let's welcome our first challenger!
Tsukitei Hosei-san!
Hello!
Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
I feel like you're kidding me.
No, no, wait a minute.
I'm not saying it's good or bad.
Can I say what I'm doing?
Yes, what kind of animal is it?
It's a meerkat.
Meerkat.
It's a super animal, isn't it?
It's really small.
You chose it from various animals, didn't you?
Yes!
Why did you choose it?
Please tell us!
I've heard that it's regarded as a mysterious animal in the world of meerkats and animals.
The influence is normal.
When the contest started, it was like that, but now it's okay to mess around, isn't it?
I'm nervous!
This is for every night!
"If you mess around, you can't come out!" Gachimaji Animal Contest!
The first challenger is Hosei!
He's a meerkat with little knowledge of ecology.
How will he act?
Gachimaji Animal, start!
It's almost dark.
I think it's almost dark.
I think it's being filmed with this security camera.
Where is it coming from?
I wonder where it's coming from.
It's not coming out!
It's a reality that doesn't come out.
It's being broadcast a lot.
What's going on?
Where is it coming from?
It's here!
It's in there!
It doesn't blink much.
What's going on?
It looks like it's about to move.
It's real, it's real.
It's fast.
It's fast, it's fast, it's fast, it's fast.
I'm hungry.
I wanted to do this!
What did you say?
Wow, wow, wow.
This area is wild after all.
Ah, there was something!
It's a scorpion!
Scorpion!
A scorpion came out!
You emptied it, didn't you?
Ah, eat the scorpion!
Eat the scorpion!
You can't say that!
It doesn't matter if it's poisonous!
Yes!
Meerkats have immunity against scorpion's poison!
I see!
This is a water field, isn't it?
Ah, water field, water field.
Ah, there's something!
Did you burn it?
Yes, there was something.
I guess it's decreasing.
Frog!
Ah, frogs eat it too.
Frogs eat it too!
Well, this area is wild after all.
Yes, it is.
Ah, you ate it, didn't you?
Wow, wow, wow.
Ah, you ate it, didn't you?
You don't use your hands, do you?
Yes.
This area is good, isn't it?
Ah, ah, ah, there's something!
You ate it well!
No, no, are you okay?
This area is good, isn't it?
Are you okay?
You ate it well!
Was it good?
On the other hand, it's cute.
It's cute.
Meerkats also have a bit of a fierce side.
Ah, this is already...
Yes.
Somehow, I've come to understand Captain Meeker very well.
Ah, you've come to understand it?
Yes, yes.
No, but really...
That's right.
The real scene is...
It's overflowing, isn't it?
You cried, didn't you?
Yes, it's over!
It was really good, wasn't it?
It was more complete than I thought it would be.
Yes, yes.
Eating a frog...
Eating a frog's core was really dangerous.
After all, it's a wild thing...
Yes, yes.
How was it?
You can say whatever you like.
The next challenger is Goto of JALJAL.
Please come in!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Hello!
I feel like you're messing around a little.
No, no, I'm not messing around at all.
You're a national language teacher, aren't you?
No, no, I'm not messing around that much.
What is this?
This is a bonobo.
Huh?
It's not a gorilla?
It's not a gorilla.
It's neither a gorilla nor a chimpanzee.
It's said that it's the closest creature to humans.
Is that so?
Yes.
It's the first time you've called me "kid's servant."
It's the first time you've called me "kid's servant"?
Yes, it is.
It was one of my dreams to be called "kid's servant."
I see, I see.
I never thought I'd be called "bonobo."
I see, I see.
The next challenger is Goto of JALJAL.
Can Goto of JALJAL, who is said to be closest to humans, become a bonobo?
Gachi Magi Animal...
Start!
Bonobo...
It's getting bigger and bigger...
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's closer to humans than chimpanzees...
Ah, it's here! It's here!
It's like a curtain...
It came out normally...
Ah, it's here!
Ah, but the two-speed walking around here is...
Yeah...
It's amazing!
But if it's like this, wouldn't anyone do it?
After all, like this...
I like climbing trees and playing...
I see...
Yes...
And of course...
This is already...
Are you kidding me?!
No, but like this...
I often play with trees like this...
This is...
This is right...
Is it eating something?
Yes, it's eating...
It's really like a tree's fruit...
Yes, it's a mixed species...
Ah, it's eating various things...
Ah, I see...
Ah, it's good!
It's an interesting reality show, the cry!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It came out of the curtain...
That's right...
It's like a wind farm...
The walking area is...
It's quite narrow...
It's finally starting to move...
Yes...
After all, this is...
Hmm?
Ah, it's still young...
It feels like that...
Like this, a little...
It's still young...
Rolling around...
Yes...
While playing...
Yes...
It's amazing...
There's not much alertness...
That's right...
Yes...
It's really...
Relaxing...
Chimpanzees often fight...
Yes...
But capybaras...
They really hate fighting...
I see...
It's really peaceful...
They solve various things...
It's really peaceful...
It's relaxing...
The atmosphere...
It really stands out...
Hmm...
Well...
That's right...
Yes...
Ah, it's moving again...
A little...
Oh, it's moving again...
It's moving again...
You like it there...
Yes...
Over here and over there...
Right?
It's shown in a cutback...
Yes...
The editing point doesn't matter...
It's not like it wasn't there before...
It came out again. What should we do?
It's the first time we've seen it in that area.
Behind the rock.
It's using its back.
This one has a high score.
Look closely. I think it's the top of the line.
Most other animals use their back.
To make it easier to see.
But it's said that the back is the only part of the animal that uses its back.
That's why it's said that it's close to people's backs.
I think it came out really well.
It came out!
Time's up!
How was it actually doing it?
Well...
At first it was about 5 minutes.
But it was about 5 seconds.
It was about 5 seconds.
I finished it as soon as it was over.
You finished it as soon as it was over.
That's what you just said.
I just happened to say that.
That's what you just happened to say.
You're kidding me!
The next challenger is Endo.
He's a popular person in the zoo.
He challenges a panda!
It's really slow.
- This is Sasa. - Sasa is okay.
It's Sasa.
It's really Sasa. I love Sasa.
He's eating a lot.
- He's eating a lot. - He's eating a lot.
- Hamada-san. - Yes?
- You said he's eating a lot. - Yes.
It's exactly like pandas.
They're herbivores.
But their stomachs are meat, so they can't digest it at all.
They can only digest about 20% of it.
To get nutrients, you can only eat them for a long time.
That's why pandas eat them for a long time.
- That's why they eat them. - That's probably it.
It's not like they don't float at all.
The next challenger is Kotoge-kun, a viking.
Please come in!
Thank you for having me.
Wow!
- What is this? - Wow!
- This is amazing! - This is amazing!
What is this?
- This is a cheetah. - It's a cheetah.
It's a splendid cheetah.
Why did you choose a cheetah?
- I think it suits my experience. - I see.
Also, cheetahs only have the image of running fast.
- But there are other forms of cheetahs. - I see.
I'd like to tell you about them.
The fourth challenger is Kotoge-kun, a viking.
He's the world's fastest running animal, a cheetah.
How will he perform?
"Gachimaji Animal" starts now!
If you look at it like this, it's too...
It's already there.
It's a cheetah!
It's really...
It's a cheetah!
The balance of the body is wonderful!
It's wonderful!
This...
A child can't sleep at night!
It's a good angle.
Yes, it is.
Surprisingly...
The person cried.
Surprisingly...
It didn't stop crying.
Yes, it did.
It's coming out.
It's quite strong.
The way it walks...
It's good.
It's wonderful!
Surprisingly, it's tiring.
It's like a cheetah...
It's not moving much.
It moves a lot.
What is it doing?
It's like drinking water.
It's like a cheetah.
It's threatening!
It's a real threatening!
Cheetahs are like this.
It's like a cheetah.
It's nice!
It's cute!
It's a good face.
Osamu-san?
If he's a cheetah, he's kidding!
Oh, I like it.
Oh, it's scary.
He's doing it.
He's got a nice face.
I can feel his power.
It's scary if you don't do it.
I don't know if it's a male or a female.
Oh, it's a baby.
So it's...
Yes, it's a female.
Oh, it's a female.
It's a female.
Yes, if a female cheetah eats a baby and dangerous things approach it, it carries it like this.
I see.
I wonder what's going on.
She's a cheetah.
Yes.
What is it? What's going to happen?
She hides herself and...
Oh!
She ran away.
She's mean!
She was mean just now.
She ran away.
She ran away, didn't she?
She hides herself and...
Are you trying to make her look like a child?
No, I'm trying to make her look like a child.
I see. You're teaching her.
You're teaching her, aren't you?
Yes, I'm teaching her.
I've never taught her before.
It's wonderful up to this point.
It's wonderful.
She has a straight face.
She screamed.
Yes!
It's over!
Please come over here.
She was in that posture for a long time.
It's hard for her.
She has a strong back.
I'm tired.
Is this really...
Yes.
9,000 yen?
Yes, it is.
It's closest to 9,000 yen now.
The next challenger is...
football hour...
Iwao!
- Here it comes... - Here it comes...
- Here comes the bitter part... - Somehow I have a bad feeling about this...
- Here comes the bitter part... - What is this?
- This is a bird called "Hashibiro-kou". - Yes.
- Why did you choose it?
- "Hashibiro-kou" has several great features...
- ...but some of them I feel sympathetic about. - Oh...
It's better not to say it now.
It's best not to say it now.
It's a special thing.
Next, let's say it.
What are the characteristics of Hashibiro that you feel like yourself?
Gachinmaji Animal Start!
Where did it come from?
Oh, there it is.
Oh!
It's here.
You're just standing there like this.
I'm standing. I'm standing.
You're a human.
You're more of a human than a tree.
Ah, but this way of moving your legs, the way you slowly move your legs is very realistic.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
Slowly and slowly.
Isn't it scary?
Look.
This is scary.
I really don't like it when I'm in front of a security camera like this.
I hate it!
I can't move at all.
You're so calm.
That's right. This is a bird that barely moves.
That's right.
It doesn't look like a bird at all.
It's a bird.
What is it?
It's just standing there!
It really doesn't move for even a few hours.
I want to see it wake up.
It's really like this.
Even if you move a little and your shadow is reflected in the water, the fish will run away.
Ah, I see.
So you have to try your best not to move at all.
So when you catch it, it's dead?
That's right.
You have to catch it at once.
So you have to aim for it.
You have to catch it like that.
Maybe there will be a retrieval scene later.
You have a lot of thoughts.
You can't stand it normally, can you?
But you're aiming for it.
You're aiming for it, aren't you?
That's right.
You're aiming for it?
It really doesn't move for even a few hours.
What is...
...the real one?
It flew away.
It's rare.
It's rare, isn't it?
This movement.
It flew away.
It ran away.
Oh, oh!
They're fighting with their mouths.
It's cluttering.
Cluttering.
It's like threatening or communicating with friends.
It was cluttering.
They did it too much and raised their hands a little.
[Laughter]
You only know your position.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I can't pull it off.
You screamed, didn't you?
Yes, it's over.
It's true that in the first half,
most of them didn't move,
but everyone was pulled in.
It was wonderful.
But the problem is...
It was dark.
What did you do after that?
I did this.
The last challenger is...
Mr. Fujiwara.
I know you.
What do you want to become in the future?
Bombs
Next, challenge in the future!
Challenge in the future!
After this?
However!
- Wow! - He's really in a state of...
- What's he doing? - What's he doing?
- He's doing it! - That's it, you're doing it!
- You're not sweating! - Yes!
- Amazing! - This is...
- Amazing! Wow! - Oh my...
- It's like your body's going to be like... - It's like...
- It's like he's first going to try and bring out the "oh yeah" part. - That's right.
Wow, he's drunk.
Ashika often laughs like that.
Look at his facial expression.
Why is he shouting like that?
On that day, Ashika cried a lot in order to appeal to people.
Maybe he had an accident or something like that.
He's so calm.
That's amazing.
Is it over?
Maybe it's going around.
Did you cry at the end?
I cried too much that I didn't know it was over.
Did you cry at the end?
I cried too much at the end.
You cried too much that you couldn't do anything.
I couldn't do anything because I was about to cry.
It was a different pattern.
It was amazing.
But that's not all.
What?
Lastly, we'd like you all to make a final appeal.
Everyone, please stand by.
An unprecedented series of "don't laugh" has finally begun!
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Let's get started with the final appeal!
Wow!
This is amazing!
This can't be real, can it?
It's a miracle that it's not a coincidence.
Cheetahs don't attack, do they?
That's right.
Huh?
Something's coming.
Danso!
Fizaki!
Dudati sadako sa!
Danso!
Fizaki!
Dudati sadako sa!
Danso!
Fizaki!
Dudati sadako sa!
Danso!
Fizaki!
Dudati sadako sa!
Sadako!
Danso!
Fizaki!
Dudati sadako sa!
Everyone, please come back!
Who was the most realistic?
Once again, Mr. Matsumoto.
Will you announce the winner of this competition?
The winner is...
Bambino!
Bambino is the winner!
Thank you very much!
Bambino is the winner!
You were amazing at the end.
You were the strongest.
All of you?
You should have counted.
3, 4, 5...
You were so raw.
"King of Condom" was also very good.
It was also included in "Jonah's Amadeus".
You counted and said it together like this.
The atmosphere was different.
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