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I don't think you're manly enough.
You're right. I've lost a lot of weight, haven't you?
Kahara and Tomomi produce "Karta Sotatsu Sen" that walks through a chaotic life.
Tonight is over!
In order to survive in the entertainment world, you have to be invited by many people.
What's wrong with that?
That's not true!
That's amazing!
I'm sorry, but I don't like you.
I really like bad guys.
What do you mean by "bad guys"?
They eat me up right away.
That's not good, Tomomi.
That's not good at all.
At the end of the show, Tomomi came up to me and said, "What's wrong?"
She was crying and said, "Don't come back home."
I don't know.
She said, "You can only say that to me."
Karta Sotatsu Sen!
I don't know what that means!
The final battle of heat that took place in Kinsa!
You look like Tanaka-san.
Once again, Tomomi's "dangerous talk" didn't stop.
It kept coming back to the members.
Who will get Tomomi's reward?
I hate normal men.
- That's... - That's the only way.
Relax. Go home every day.
- That's why... - I don't like it.
It comes first.
- In short, I'm a little stupid like that. - You chose a dangerous secret.
- I can't be normal. - After all.
- So I'm not good at people like you. - This is completely bad.
You're dissing me. You're dissing me.
- I'm not good at people like you. - It was really fun until a while ago.
- Suddenly it came. - Suddenly it came.
- Well, well, well, that's right. - But it's too bad.
- I like cowardly feelings. - I like bad men.
- If you were a member of this group... - Ramon.
- Endo-san? - Me?
- It's not you. - It's not me, is it?
- It's not you, is it? - Endo-san...
- If you take off your sweet mask, you'll be in trouble. - Mask?
- You're a pervert. - You're like a pervert.
- I don't think I'm a pervert. I think I'm normal. - You're definitely a pervert.
- You're a pervert. - You're definitely a pervert.
- I'm normal, too. - What kind of atmosphere do you like?
- Let me ask you one thing. - I'm a little curious.
- Papapapapapa. - Papapapapa.
- If I say "it's not me," it's like...
- I'm playing with a mannequin and a stick.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Let's play more. - Let's play more.
- You can't play with a mannequin and a stick like that. - I don't like it.
- I don't like it.
- Let's go.
- Check two channels until morning. - There was something.
- Where is it?
- That's it. - That's it.
- Do you watch "Nichan"? - I don't.
- It's not a language you don't watch at all. - You watch it, don't you?
- It's not a language you don't watch at all. - They write the truth, don't they?
- What do you mean? - I don't know. I think they write a lot of lies.
- Is it true? - I wonder if it's true.
- It's wrong. - It's time, isn't it?
- They talk about a lot of things about one lesson. - That's right.
- It's a great reference. - Do you watch it until morning? - I do.
- I'm depressed at the end and go to bed. - Don't do that.
- Watch four channels. - Four channels.
- "H-jungle" is a big hit. - Yes, yes, yes.
- This is really... - "H-jungle" is a big hit.
- I love Hamada-san. - Yes.
- You did the second song "Going Going Home", didn't you? - Yes, yes, yes.
- I was already next to you at that time. - That's right.
- Yes, and... - That's right.
- I went to the island to shoot the music video. - To Saipan.
- That's right. - I said I was looking forward to it the day before.
I came out like a child going on a trip.
- I've always heard about you, Hamada-san. - Thank you.
- Did you talk about secrets or anything like that? - Just you two, right?
- What did you talk about? - Didn't you do anything bad in Saipan?
- Oh, I didn't have that time at all. - I see.
- I was shooting all the time. - Didn't you do anything after you went back to Tokyo?
- No, not at all. I was shooting all the time.
- Everyone, let's get hurt little by little.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute. - What is this?
- It's true! - It's true!
- I think this is what it means to live.
- I think we won today.
- Here we go!
- "The hardest job is a telegraph boy."
- Oh, there was one! - There was one! - Where was it?
- Here it is! - Oh, there it is.
- There it is. There it is. - It was on TV, wasn't it?
- It was on TV for seven months. - Yes, it was.
- I went to America. - Yes, you did.
- I was thinking of how I would do it and how I would do my best after I was abandoned. - After you were abandoned.
- After you were abandoned? - Yes.
- I got a job as a telegraph boy. - I see.
- I went to CUNY, America. - I see.
- I first walked in the desert. - I see.
- At the time, there was something called "mamekara". - I see.
- I would sing while holding a mamekara and work part-time while walking. - I see.
- I would do things like that. - I see.
- I have never seen anything like that in my life. - I see.
- It was a great job for me to realize that this is reality and that I have fallen to this point.
- I went to America and I am where I am now. - I see.
- I am very grateful. Thank you very much! - You are only grateful.
- What would you do if you got a job like that again? - I would do it!
- You would do it? - I would do it!
- You should have said you wouldn't do it as a joke. - I should have been serious about it.
- You should have studied it more. - If you do it honestly, it is hard to make a joke out of it.
- You shouldn't have said that you were kicking a mannequin. - I see.
- It is hard to make a joke out of it. - No one laughed.
- Everyone laughed a little, didn't they? - I see.
- I will tell you now!
- Hamada said something he even dreamt of!
There you go!
Not like that! Not like that!
What's up with you?!
"What's up with you?!" he said.
You've got a bad attitude! I'm going to smoke a cigarette!
How can you say that?!
Anyway, among us,
when Hamada-san hits us...
Oh, when we're playing?
When he hits us, we avoid his hit.
Is there such a move?!
Not at all!
It's not like that!
Being hit is a dream!
It's a nightmare!
When you get hit, bad things disappear and you get lucky!
Bad things don't exist in the first place!
That's right!
They don't exist!
We all had a lot of bad things in our minds.
But...
It's common for people to get hit and be happy about it.
That's right!
About two days ago,
I was thinking about what I should say in order to get hit.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
I'd like to ask Yoshimoto's juniors.
What do you think you should say in order to get hit?
It's the opposite.
I was thinking about how I should say it in order to get hit.
But you were getting hit anyway.
Next up...
Matsumoto-san who doesn't hurt people!
What's that?!
Is there such a thing?!
No, there isn't.
Can you move forward a little more?
I think this picture is really good.
Ah, that's right. Pajama, right?
It doesn't hurt you, right?
Like, when people say things like, "If you say it like that, it's a little troublesome,"
you get hit, but they take it in a funny direction.
I've had it a few times too, but even though I was worried about it at all,
but thanks to Matsumoto-san's comments, it's gotten a lot easier.
So now I know for sure that this person doesn't hurt people.
You're finally saying something useful.
I don't use it.
What do you use it for, Matsumoto-san?
I don't use it.
No matter how many times you say it, it's still tasty.
I'm going to the bus now.
What do you think of it?
Matsumoto-san who doesn't hurt people and Hamada- san who beats people up.
Don't hurt me.
So if you two get together...
Get together?
If you get together...
Anyway, now that you're celebrities, I think it's a very happy thing for you.
Thank you for your support.
Here I go!
Checking out all the celebrity blogs!
Alright!
You're not going to give up, are you?
No!
When I look at celebrity blogs...
You like reading them.
I like reading them!
Reading articles, watching videos...
You really want to get information out there, don't you?
I do!
I want to be a person full of information!
A person full of information...
What do you know about Tanaka?
I know nothing about him!
Think about it!
You didn't think about it at all, did you?
I know nothing about him!
Think about it! You know something about him, don't you?
I know nothing about him!
At least read about animals...
Why don't you publish a book about animals?
Really?
Is it okay if we don't mix it up?
Let's mix it up!
This is the last part, right?
This is the last part of the show.
I haven't finished it yet.
I want you to say it all today!
Alright, I'll say it!
Excuse me, are you...
Are you an S or an M?
I'm a super S.
You're an S?
But I can be an S or an M...
It's convenient for me.
It's convenient for you?
It's convenient for me.
It's convenient for you?
You can do either of them?
Can you do offense and defense?
Yes.
But if possible, I'd like to end it with an M.
Then you're an M!
Alright, here we go!
Here we go!
I'm popular with weirdos!
Weirdos...
Like "I love you" or "Don't say that"
I've heard of it, but what is it?
It was like a show where you say "I love you"
I was like "what?" and it's rare for people to say that
I was happy and then I got a call from over there
You got a letter?
It's rare for a celebrity to propose like that
I feel like it'll end soon
I get letters like "I love you Tomo-chan" every day
I feel like there's no one like me now
I thought I was a pure person, but one day I was told not to say my name on TV
I was like "what?"
I'm not pure at all
Did you talk that much?
I talk a lot
Because people around me told me not to hurt pure people
I was attacked a lot
Do you think we are pure?
We are pure
They are non-pure
Non-pure
I don't know about non-pure
I was attacked a lot
A weird person said "you ****"
You ****
I was attacked a lot
You are a weird person
You were sitting next to me
I was sitting next to you
You brought a book to my school
I asked you if you would like to exchange your phone number
Later I heard an article from "kikkake wa kahara"
I was like "are you kidding me?"
A lot of people are coming today
A new person is coming
I haven't been invited by Deluxe in a while, so I feel lonely
You say it a lot, right?
It's like we are choosing the guests
I really want you to stop
I haven't been invited by Deluxe in a while, so I feel lonely
It's like we are choosing the guests
I saw an article on the internet
What did you see?
I haven't been invited by Deluxe because Matsumoto-san sent me an "ng"
That's true
Wait a minute
What do you mean?
I haven't been invited by Deluxe because Matsumoto-san sent me an "ng"
That's true
What do you mean?
Wait a minute
Stop that tone
Stop it!
You can't do that on LINE!
I'm serious!
Let's move on!
She was on "Rendora" too!
She's right in front of me!
Thank you!
Hamada-san!
Thank you for coming!
She was on "Getsuku no Dorama" too!
She was on Hamada-san's "Drama" too!
Do you remember?
Ryoma-san?
That's right!
She was on "Ryoma" too!
Thank you for coming!
No, it's not like that!
I made the theme song too!
Yes!
You made it with friendship!
Yes, yes, yes!
That's how I used his power!
You know, right?
Yama-san, you used his power!
I used that hand and this hand to say his name!
Did you make it up?
I didn't say it like that!
Can we watch it again?
Yes, we'd like you to watch it!
I think this is what it means to live!
You've put a lot of thought into it!
This is it!
Let's watch the next one!
This is the last one, right?
Before answering the last question, Hamada, Matsumoto and Endo line up with 8 cards.
Three of you have to chase one card apart.
The result of the game is...
I will announce it now!
Celebrities have said it.
At the end of the game...
Ten...
Eight!
It's "ten"!
I'm sorry!
There are various celebrities, right?
Like...
Soccer player...
And...
Let's see...
He's married, isn't he?
And Endo-san...
Me?
I'm not married.
Bad switch...
Endo-san used to do that in the past...
Are you kidding me?!
What?!
Wait a minute!
Tomo-chan, what is this?!
It happened!
Endo-chan, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Endo-san!
Endo!
Endo-chan!
If you get excited here, I'll cut your mannequin!
What should we do?!
If you cut it, you can only use it as a mannequin!
Which one?
Which one will you use as a mannequin?!
Which one?!
I'll use it as a mannequin!
Don't pretend you forgot that face!
Wait a minute!
Because I...
Why do you have such a forgotten face?!
Wait a minute!
Because you came to my birthday party last year!
That's why!
Thank you so much!
You brought me such a big present!
But...
There's no way I'd do that!
Then tell me!
When I was a teenager...
Teenager?!
When I was a teenager...
Teenager?!
When I was a teenager...
I met you!
And you said "Let's play!"
And I was like "No!"
And after that, I debuted as Kahra...
And after a while...
I had a birthday party at Chiaki-chan's house...
And I had this feeling...
Even without Chiaki-chan...
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Hey! Don't say it!
Thank you for your hard work!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait! No! No! No!
I don't like this kind of thing!
Somehow...
How to say "mannequin"?
I don't like this kind of way of ending.
Somehow, I'm really...
Because it's a marriage society!
I'm really excited!
"Mannequin" and "mannequin"...
Okay, I'll use both of them!
"Mannequin" and "mannequin"...
Do you want to announce the results?
Yes!
Ah! With one point, I managed to get out of there!
Ah, it's the last one!
It's the last one!
Okay! Okay!
The winner is Hamada-san!
Thank you!
That was amazing!
Basically, everyone worked together!
I didn't think you'd go this far!
Yes!
I didn't think you'd do this much!
It would have been better if you had won by a little more!
The winner will receive a reward from Tomo-chan!
There is!
Thank you!
You'll sing "I'm Proud" with me!
You're happy, right?
Hamada-san, are you ready?
Yes!
This is great!
We've also prepared a singing set for you!
Ah, really?
Yes! Let's go!
A reward set!
Hamada-san, you know "I'm Proud", right?
What is this?!
It's a punishment game!
It's not a punishment game!
T.K. Family is going to wake up now.
But I think it's really good.
Hey, what is really good?
You really want to see this two-shot, don't you?
No, no, no!
I'll watch it from a distance, so I'll end it.
That's funny!
It's funny!
It's funny no matter how you feel about it!
From a distance, it's a reward for Hamada!
What will happen to Endo?!
I walked aimlessly, reflected in the window, as if I were about to collapse.
I sighed without knowing anyone.
Something that seems like it's going to break my eyebrows and connect my about-to-collapse passion.
I always kept looking for it.
Why can't I look at dreams honestly anymore?
There's no place like home in the city.
Love was spilling out of me.
Love is spilling out!
Thank you!
It slips through my body.
An adult pulls out his love's hand.
My experience increases.
I can't avoid it anymore.
Even if I get lost,
I'm proud of loving someone.
It doesn't seem like I can meet you.
Even if I get lost, I'm proud of loving someone.
I'm about to break and lose my passion.
I'm always looking for something to hold me back.
I'm proud of loving someone.
I'm about to break and lose my passion.
That's great.
Amazing.
It's like a music fair.
Make sure you have a proper conversation.
That's right.
Anarki, why are you doing this?
Let's date.
No.
It's okay. Let's date.
No.
It's funny.
It's not funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
You're lightly shaking me.
I'm in love with you.
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