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Hurry up and give me your book
Why don't you give me your book?
What is Matsumoto's special book?
Do you know Tanaka san gave me his book?
Tanaka failed at his book and there was a big fight
I didn't know what to do
Yama chan was holding a camera
I didn't know you were so dirty
It's so cold
If you are so dirty, don't hold it like this
And …
The person holding the camera has to do what it says
It's so cold
High school students' first experience of scary toys
This is dangerous
The person on the left has a ball
What?
Please hit me
There is a sense of peace
The person on the right …
Please hit me
Can I say something that doesn't make sense at all?
No, it doesn't make sense at all.
I can only talk like this at times like this.
For example, you go to the sauna with your junior, right?
Yes.
The two of you, me and my junior.
This girl is not famous at all.
There are many cases where you don't even look like a junior.
Well, I went to the sauna.
Well, I'm going to wash my body.
I'll go first.
It's like that.
Well, we can't go in together like that in the sauna room.
I'm going first, right?
But I'm a little late and I'm going like this.
There's an old man I don't know.
He's alone.
And my junior is there.
And when I go to him like this...
A breath of fresh air flows.
I'm a little...
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm getting like that.
What do you mean?
Hurry up and...
Hurry up and show me that you're a pair.
Oh, my junior is young.
This old man doesn't think I'm a girl.
He thinks you're alone.
He doesn't think I'm alone.
And when he thinks I'm alone, he's like, "Huh? Are you a bad old man?"
Hurry up and show me that you're a pair.
Why can't you show me that you're a pair?
Show me your right eye.
Show me that you're a pair.
Show me your left eye.
Why can't you show me that you're a pair?
How did you like it?
If you like it, I'll surprise you.
It's a peace.
If you don't like it,
you can't participate in this battle.
It's not good. Hurry up and show me your pair.
Your pair is mine.
Hurry up and show me your pair.
You should have told me earlier.
You're too fast.
That's the worst.
I'll tell my wife.
He's desperate.
He's desperate to show his pair.
I don't know about your pair.
I've been waiting for about three minutes.
Something's up with your pair.
You shouldn't make me talk to you about it.
That's why I told you not to show me your pair.
I've lost,
so this is my information.
It's too hot.
It's a bit of a joke.
I'm throwing a ball now.
If you throw it, you'll lose.
- I'm sorry. - At least pick it up for me.
While it's hot like this, it's still there.
It's just an ordinary door that's open.
You made it into a gag.
It's too late for you to talk about yourself.
But even so...
I said "ugh" and left.
I'll give a shitty lecture later.
When you left...
Shitty lecture!
When you left, my juniors also left.
Well, it depends on the juniors.
But at that time, I was kind of...
That's when I thought, "Wow, he's a good guy."
Are you against your juniors?
- That's right, that's right. - If you give me a pair of guns...
Are you giving me a pair of guns?!
No, it's not that I want to give you a pair of guns.
It's like, "Feel my air."
Well, you guys don't have it either, right?
- We don't. - We don't.
When you enter the sauna, you say, "Oh, you were here."
- That's normal. - It's so cold!
- What's cold?! - It's so cold!
- It's low-grade! - It's dangerous!
- It's not related. - It's low-grade!
- It's not related! - No, no, no!
Don't aim for higher grades!
- It's not related! - Does it have anything to do with grades?
- Don't aim for grades like that! - It's not related!
- Does it come up? - It comes up, it comes up!
If you say it yourself, it's over!
I don't think it's worth losing.
When I said this, I wanted to tell you that I hate how you feel.
Rather than that, I wanted you four to know if you understand my feelings or not.
How was it?
But you guys are not well-paid.
We are! We are!
We are!
You guys are!
We are!
You should say it! Really!
You should say it!
People in this world are thinking about you!
You shouldn't say it!
You shouldn't say it when you enter!
What are you thinking about?
I'll destroy you if you say it!
What will you destroy?
I'll destroy you!
What will you destroy?
My love and everything.
You'll destroy everything.
Everything!
Japanese people's wonderful parts!
You'll destroy everything!
I don't like that.
But I knew you wouldn't understand.
And I knew you wouldn't understand this.
You thought we wouldn't understand?
I was a little disappointed in Tanaka.
I thought you wouldn't understand.
Overtime you could have understood better.
I also thought you wouldn't understand.
So I opened the door and what have you done..
It's not accurate.
I thought you wouldn't understand.
It's not accurate.
I thought you wouldn't understand.
I think Moa wants to know more about you.
Moa is here.
I want this sauna's horse too!
And in about 30 seconds, "What happened?"
I love this guy!
I want all of it!
No, we don't need it.
Do you have an old man like this?
Well, it depends on the old man.
Matsumoto-san, don't you have a seat?
For example, Matsumoto-san, there's an old man there.
Ah, but you know!
There's someone you don't know in Hamada-san's position.
If Matsumoto-san gets in there,
the person next to you will talk.
If you say you're sorry about that,
won't you be able to talk?
That's why I have to get in there!
If I don't, I'll have a peace of mind with the old man!
Will I be able to talk with the old man?
But you're right!
What about this?
If I'm in the best position,
and if you're sitting in this position,
what if I'm in this position?
If you're sitting in this position,
and if you're sitting in this position,
you'll say, 'Ah, but that's a little disgusting.'
But I have a bad feeling about this.
You'll say, 'What happened?'
Isn't that better?
Ah, but I seriously think this is a little ****!
Mr. Yoshimasa, no!
I feel like it's better for the fans to prepare themselves....
But for these members,, of course, Mr. Mosi is..
Well well well well...
His back up Zodiac member is..
Well, for Mr. Yoshimosu, he's...
Hmm well well...
If only you were to tell me how many people are watching it....
Then you'd know how popular they are...
How many?
How many are they?
You'd think they'd only have Schwarzenegger...
I think they'd be one digit cinema...
They're by no means creative, right?
One digit I'm sure of.
You know how tall they are, don't you?
No, you're lying, Takasho!
You're lying!
Takasho, you're the type of person who says "oh, you're late!" when you come in.
I don't get it at all.
But I get it now that you move and go to the side.
Why do you go to the side?
It feels good.
You know what I mean?
That's weird.
You know what I mean?
It's too much.
I want to do it at a good distance like this.
But if an old man is sitting here and a stranger is sitting there and Matsumoto-san is sitting here,
as a junior, I don't want you to talk to me.
I see.
That's what you think, right?
I don't like that either.
Leave that out of it.
I'm not like that.
That's weird!
I didn't know.
I didn't know you were like that.
I'm talking about one old man.
There are times when there are two or three old men.
It's important to behave at that time.
There are many times like that.
If you're worse than me...
You have to come earlier at that time.
If you're like "huh?" it's troublesome.
It's troublesome for three people.
You have to come earlier at that time.
On the contrary, there are times when there are two old men in Delmaria.
Were you two a pair?
You're crazy!
Shut up!
Shut up! You're a pair of two old men!
What is this?!
I don't know about that.
Can we not talk?
I'm sure you'll be surprised.
There are people who don't have a sense of distance, right?
Yes, there are.
Then, go ahead.
No...
You just came in.
No, no.
In the general world...
For example, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
For me...
I think there are people who don't have a sense of distance.
For example, in a meeting or something like that...
I don't know about that.
I think there are people who don't have a sense of distance.
For example, when you go to the gym...
There is a running machine, right?
There are a lot of people who run next to it.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You're talking too much!
F**k you!
Why?
There is a f**k here!
You care about that f**k a lot, don't you?
Why do you say that f**k?
Why do you drive next to me?
No, no, I want to talk to you.
I want to get closer to you.
I want you to look at me.
It's weird.
You're alone in the middle of the bathroom.
If you see someone, you'll poison them.
There is someone you can't get out of.
You have a stupid sense of distance.
If you think like this, you should go this way.
It's definitely very close to you.
F**k you!
You care about that f**k a lot, don't you?
You become sensitive.
What is that stupid sense of distance?
I want you to get closer to me.
I want you to look at me.
If you think like that, you'll know.
Maybe you're a little anxious.
No, it's not like that.
If you think like that, you'll know.
Even if you're driving in the middle of the bathroom,
I think you're a f**ker.
No, you're not.
You've become sensitive.
You can use chopsticks.
Anyway, you can use chopsticks.
If you say it again, I'll say you're using chopsticks.
After this, a big fight broke out around Kanaka's library.
What a dirty way of thinking!
Do you know that Mr. Tanaka published a book?
Yes, of course.
I got it and...
I'm sorry, but it took you a lot of time, didn't it?
Yes, it took me two and a half years.
It took me two and a half years.
Really?
Yes, I'm sorry, but it took me a lot of time.
I really wanted to know the world I was seeing.
The animal world?
Yes.
But you wanted me to take it, didn't you?
I did.
You don't take it at all.
So...
I don't have love for it at all.
Why do you take it?
I'm sorry.
I wanted to take it, but when I took it, the distance was almost the same.
That's right.
Because you're not interested in it.
No, I'm not.
I'm not interested in it.
I thought I should take it, but...
I thought it was different from what I took.
This isn't right.
Wait a minute.
This isn't right, but...
For example...
It's right here, but...
So you want me to take it?
You want me to take it?
Is it right?
It's right.
Be clear about it.
Be clear about it?
I don't know what to do!
I'm not Endo!
If Endo does it...
Kokoriko will be desperate!
I have to do it!
I don't have a legacy!
You're not Hamada-san, are you?
If Hamada-san has it...
I'm sorry!
No matter how I do it...
You're absolutely right!
This is the price of a legacy!
A legacy is fine!
It's really expensive!
It's really expensive for you two!
I'll do it!
It's not a delicate matter!
It's not gentle!
I thought about it!
I put pressure on him!
Who did you put pressure on?
I put pressure on Tanaka!
Was it me?
But Yamada-san has a camera!
Don't think like that!
We're the scariest!
Of course!
It's weird to say that to a senior!
You should have said it from that side!
That's cold!
You should have said it from Tanaka's side!
Tanaka is holding it.
It's better for me to hold it.
It took you two and a half years.
Why did you want to show it first?
I wanted to know what kind of world the dog you are raising is looking at.
I wanted to create a picture book with all colors of all 34 kinds of animals including humans.
How many pages do you recommend?
There are a lot of things.
Surprisingly, it's like a rabbit.
This is the world people are looking at and this is the world rabbits are looking at.
Really?
It's up to the eye level.
It's up to here?
It's up to the eye level.
It's up to the eye angle and eye nerves.
Dogs and hamsters can only be seen in black and white.
I don't think there was such a book.
This is what a hamster looks like.
I'm not interested in it anymore.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
No, no, it's okay.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry for making you spend so much time with me as a kid.
Because it's a show that's really far from a book.
It's a show that's really far from someone's book.
It's a wonderful show, isn't it?
After this, they will experience scary toys.
A kiss on the cheek of someone who is left-handed.
It's Hamada-san, right?
Please hit me!
"Gaki no Tsukai" DVD and Blu-ray, volume 21.
It will be released at 6 p.m. on May 24th!
The first limited edition will be available for 10,000 yen!
It will be released on December 2nd!
I have a toy I'm curious about.
As you know, black beard with one hair.
But, are you ready?
I'm scared of this kind of thing.
There are many things written on this sword.
As I said before, it's like a punishment game.
Oh, I see.
If the person who has this sword pokes it and it flies,
you have to do what it says.
Wow, this game is definitely cold.
What is this person doing?!
What is this?
For example...
This is a little scary.
Self-introduction on V
Wow, everyone is impersonating gorillas.
Wow, wow, wow...
I really can't read this.
This is dangerous.
Let's try it.
This is pretty cold.
This is a little scary.
So you put it all in, right?
Yes, I put it in.
Wow, this is amazing.
Impersonating someone with full of excitement.
Wow, everyone is impersonating gorillas.
Wow, I really can't do it.
Wow, wow, wow...
Let's not do it.
This is dangerous.
I really can't read this.
Hey, hey!
This is dangerous.
This is like a teenager's game.
Let's try it.
This is pretty cold.
Right?
That's right.
This is a little scary.
This is like a teenager's game.
So you put it all in, right?
For people in their 40s and 50s.
Yes, I put it in. You look at it and pull it out, right?
I'm 44 years old.
You look at it and pull it out, right?
Wow, this is amazing.
Impersonating someone with full of excitement.
Wow, I really can't do it.
Let's not do it.
This is dangerous.
Hey, hey!
This is like a teenager's game.
Right?
That's right.
This is like a teenager's game.
For people in their 40s and 50s.
Thank you very much.
It's a little different.
Sana-san, you're the third one.
You're the worst!
Right...
What's next?
Right...
What's next to right?
Decide the order!
What's next to right?
It's me! It's me!
No, no, no.
Decide the order!
Decide the punishment!
It wasn't suitable for the first shot.
It's fine as long as you don't fly.
Right, right.
Here I go!
Okay!
But who loses in this game?
Usually it's me.
I do my own thing and do it.
I see, you do it yourself.
Yes.
What is it?
Kissing the cheek of the person next to you on the left.
Hamada-san, right?
Please hit me!
Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
He only flew around the room for a second!
He really did fly...
Right, Number 1...
Yes, please go ahead.
For one minute, talk like a baby.
Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
One minute, think like a demon.
Ending with soft Japanese.
Don't say "like a demon" because I'm a demon.
If you say "like a demon" for too long, I'll say "like soy sauce".
You're very sensitive.
I know you can't do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it with this.
Draw eyebrows thickly.
Don't jump out.
Isn't it wonderful?
What's with you?
It's not funny at all.
But it's a punishment.
But what do you mean?
It's very cruel.
Um...
And...
You've been watching us since you usually do.
I've been doing it since I was young.
You've been doing it since you were young.
Why are you interested in this?
You're really in your teens.
Yes, you're in your teens.
You're in your teens, but you're dangerous.
You're in 8th grade.
You're 8 years old.
You're in your teens.
I want to bring myself in my 3rd grade.
You're 47 years old.
This is funny!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump!