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In the first episode of "Gaki no Chikai Ara"
Kenji Tamura wins!
Kenji, you're the 44th challenger.
Can you show it to the camera?
I'm going to hide in there.
I don't care about it.
I don't want to show it to anyone.
I see.
Let's have him on the show!
Kenji Tamura!
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
You're already in first year of high school.
Is this my uniform?
It's old.
Does it mean you have a good sense of fashion?
Everyone has it when I was in business school.
What should we aim for with this lineup?
I've liked Kosugi since his debut.
I can't lose to him.
I want to be in the top five.
I want to be in the top 50,000.
When I was in first year of high school,
I was trapped in a phone box.
I couldn't get out of it because of the smoke.
I was a impatient old man.
I was pitiful.
Are you sure you're checking it?
He was young and skinny.
He was dead.
What are you going to do?
What's up?
What's so fun?
I want to see this.
What?
I want you and Mori-san to talk about it.
I want you to talk about it.
I want you to tell Mori-san
about what happened last time.
Mori-san was there
last summer.
He was there.
You should talk to
Mori-san about it.
I don't know
what you're going to do.
I don't know
if you're still mad at me.
I don't think you're mad.
We don't know
what you're going to do.
It depends on
what you do.
Anyway,
you have to
keep doing
interesting things.
- Oh, hello. - Good morning.
- Excuse me. - Good morning.
- I'm Tamura Genji. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm the director. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- I'm sorry about that. - Since we're doing "Seven Changes" this time...
- Yes. - I'm sure you've come up with a few ideas for the show.
- Yes. - Are you okay with that?
- Well, when you told me about it... - Yes.
- I said "donkey hall" right away. - Donkey?
- Yes. There are a lot of different types of dogs, right? - Yes.
- Donkey. - Yes.
- And right away...
- I have a donkey in my neighborhood.
- Donkey goods? - Yes.
- And...
- There's a miniskirt police, right? - Miniskirt...
- There's that one, too. - Yes.
- There are a few types of them. There's pink, too. - Yes.
- But I decided to go with the orthodox blue. - Yes.
- And I decided to wear a miniskirt as a long skirt. - Yes.
- And I went to the Nagasaki police station. - Yes.
- And I decided to wear it. - Do you have anything else?
- I think it's better to bring something with achievements. - Yes.
- When I was in elementary school, I went to Lincoln School in Koyasan. - Yes.
- And at that time, there was a professor named Hulk Hogan. Do you know him? - Yes.
- And he said, "No. 1!" He was wearing a No. 1 T-shirt. - Yes.
- And he said, "I'm the strongest." - Yes.
- And he said, "No. 1!" - Yes.
- And I said, "No. 8!" as loud as I could. - I see.
- I put my finger like this. - I see.
- I said, "No. 8!" and everyone laughed at me. - I see.
- And I went crazy in Koyasan. - I see.
- Well, well, well... - Yes.
- I have one more. - Yes.
- I don't have any achievements with this one. - I see.
- I've done it on stage and I slipped. - You slipped?
- Yes, I did it on purpose. - I see.
- Kondo Masahiko's impersonation of Kondo Writer, who is a talented impersonator.
- You say, "I'm a match!" - Yes.
- But you say, "I'm a writer!" - Yes.
- And you're so weak!
- Now you say, "Kuroyanagi!" - You say it like that, instead!
- You're so weak. So you only did "writer". - Yes.
- Should I think of something I would light with fire? - Such as...
- Like, "I'm a jeep!" - Yes.
- Since it's "match", I'd better say something just short.
So, according to the era, it was like "chakkamandeeeeeesu"
I see...
There are about 100 more, right?
I'm not sure...
I asked you if there are 100 more.
I got it. Please think about it.
I'm sorry.
It's long!
At first, it was awkward for me to talk.
I thought it was going up.
And I didn't talk smoothly.
I thought it was scary.
But if you can laugh and make money here, it's good.
Yes, it's good.
If you don't make money, you'll keep going up, right?
It's dangerous now.
It's dangerous.
It's really dangerous.
It would be dangerous if you put in a little more.
It's dangerous.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hachimo!
Inoki! Baba! Tsuruta! Kyosu! Tenryu! Hansen! Buchiga! Hougan! Hachimo!
Tachiba...
It's over.
What? It's over?
What?
It's over for you two.
What? Just now?
Wow!
It's a scam!
It was a scam!
So it was a setback at the end of the first show?
Yes, it was a setback.
It's not a scam, it's a laughing escape.
No, it's not a laughing escape.
It was a laughing escape.
It's over!
We really did it.
It was too good.
Thank you!
I'm a fisherman around here.
But today, I was caught and I'm left behind.
Iseibi!
Wow.
You're alive, right?
I just caught you.
I was wondering if anyone would take you home.
How is it?
It's fine, it's fine.
It's soft, right?
No, it's fine.
What?
What should we do?
It's fine.
What?
No, it's fine.
Really?
Yes.
How is it?
It's fine.
Please give it back to me.
No, it's fine.
Really?
Yes.
It can't be helped.
I guess I'll have to give it back to you.
I'm sorry, but thank you.
I see.
The next day...
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
We're in a meeting.
I'm sorry.
Can you do me a favor?
I'm sorry.
Thank you for yesterday.
Really...
Thank you for yesterday.
Thank you so much for saving my life yesterday.
My family was so happy.
My daughter just got first place, but my dad came back and was so happy for me.
I couldn't take it anymore.
Thank you for saving my life yesterday.
Thank you so much for yesterday.
If you say you want to eat again...
Thank you so much for yesterday.
My wife was so happy.
I couldn't go on a tour alone.
When my wife came back, I was so surprised.
I'm sorry if I didn't say my full name.
I'm Sepia, and I saved your life yesterday.
I can't do anything for you, but I want to do something for you.
Can I say thank you?
See you later.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Can I dance with you?
I've already danced, but please...
No, after you're done.
Watch out!
Are you okay?
I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
I was caught off guard.
Watch out!
It really hurt.
My hand really hurt.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It must have hurt a lot.
Can I dance with you?
Are you sure you're okay?
Of course I am. I can't get enough of it.
Everyone will be happy if you dance with me again.
Please.
Soyo soyo soyo soyo
Because the flower that blooms is beautiful
Shall we try stealing that fried rice cake?
Soyo soyo soyo soyo
What is it?
Thank you very much
What is it?
It's messed up
What kind of introduction is it?
Are you okay?
It hurt
It hurts
It was strong
Maybe it's the last one
What is the last one?
Hello!
Hello everyone!
Hello!
Konnichiwa!
Watashi wa
tamke english
expert
It's Tam!
please!
I will go!
Adventure!
Come on!
yes!
Adventure!
Okay!
Right side?
Difficult. Difficult?
Right side? You?
No!
Sole original chair!
This! Look, look, look, look, look!
Yeah!
Come on!
Yeah!
Okay, you!
Good, good, good, good!
Go! Rub it up! Rub it up!
Rub it up! Look, look, look! Rub it up!
Make it up! Make it up!
Not all of you are going home!
I'm telling you to go home!
I'm not going home!
I'm going home.
Thank you.
Was it okay?
It wasn't bad.
It was a minus.
It wasn't bad.
Endo, you didn't do it properly.
I'm sorry.
It was a little funny.
It was good.
It looked exactly like it, so it was funny.
I can't do it today. It's tiring.
Good morning!
Good morning! How are you?
I'm fine, I'm really fine.
You look really fine.
Here's your somen noodles.
Was it good?
It was good.
Really? I'm glad.
You look like you're in your 20s today.
Really?
Yes.
Can you do a chest pose for me?
It's okay. I've been thinking about it.
Really?
Yes.
I can't do it at all.
It's been a while since I've been to Golden, so I have to do my best.
That's right.
I'm going to do a chest pose.
Go ahead.
I can do a chest pose easily.
I can do it pretty well.
Really?
I can do it pretty well.
That's right.
It's because I'm at Golden.
I hope they don't get mad at me.
I saw you doing a chest pose recently.
Oh, that one?
Samhan Chinpo.
I was praised for it.
Do it like this.
I know how to do it.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Samhan Chinpo was praised a lot at the bar I'm going to today.
Really?
I know how to do it.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
When I say "chinge", you say "nyai nyai".
You say it, but...
You say "nyai nyai" in your mouth, but...
I don't know why, but I can't get it out of my throat.
I can't get it out of my throat.
It's crazy.
Why can't you get it out of your throat in the first try?
You have to get it out of your throat in the first try.
Let's do it.
I can definitely get it out of my throat.
I see.
I laughed as soon as I saw it.
"nyai nyai" was a little scary.
Hey!
Who is this?
Hey!
Who is this?
I don't know why, but when I walk in the city, I think I'll be seen by people around me.
And when I touch it, it goes "dogan".
What should I do if I have a license update today?
If I had a license update today, I would say this.
Hey!
Who is it?
To be honest, I can't protect it anymore.
Who is it?
Hey!
I'll get it out of my throat!
Excuse me.
Did you see an airplane flying around here?
Airplane?
Yes, it's about this big.
This one?
Oh, yes.
I need to talk to this person.
You go ahead.
I'm sorry for doubting you.
The air is bad here, so I'm going to do a drone.
Mr. Azo, please put it in.
Mr. Azo, what's wrong with you?
Shiokara 2015
The bus that you know in the "don't laugh" series is playing Shiokara.
Will they not laugh at the upcoming projects?
I think they're borrowing money.
THE END
Thank you for watching.
Aerial travel is space travel!
Hooray!
Hello!
I am Kenji Tamura, from the world of the future.
Kenji Tamura presents...
Future Controversy
Homemade Rocket
Well...
Really...
It doesn't connect.
Homemade rocket has become a thing of the past.
It finally came to my house.
It was really expensive.
It took all of my money.
Well...
Should I fly for the first time?
Where should I go first?
I want to buy some daily necessities.
Should I ride a donkey?
All right.
Let's get in.
Push the button.
Three...
Two...
One...
Launch!
Hooray!
Good stories are always interesting.
Thank you very much.
Hey, you made us wait for that preparation.
That's right.
What are you doing?
You can't do that.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you going to go like that?
What are you doing?
If you don't want me to laugh, I'll do it.
You have a very long tongue.
Before we start...
Is it really midwinter?
It's not cold at all.
How much is it?
It's 26,000 yen.
What?
It's low.
It's 31st.
It's low recently.
How did you do it?
When we started...
"Harkhorn" was surprisingly slippery.
It was like shaking.
Over there...
It was really slippery.
Harkhorn