AISubs v3.5
"I want Mori Shinichi to do something like this for me in "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Araen".
I'm sorry but I can't do it for you if you are the real Mori Shinichi.
You were weird from the beginning.
I was too excited and relaxed.
I'm sorry.
I asked you to do it for me in "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Araen".
I, Endo Shouzou, will imitate Mori Shinichi and do it.
I don't think Endo Shouzou is good at imitating Mori Shinichi.
It's not like I'm in his repertoire.
I saw it for the first time at "Kujipack" the other day.
I see.
It's been a while.
It took me about a day and a half to do it.
That's obvious.
Mori Shinichi has been doing it for a lifetime.
It's been about a day and a half.
But you are not Mori Shinichi.
I'm the real one.
Really?
I heard your requests in advance and came here.
Let's start with Matsumoto-san.
What kind of Morishi-san do you want to see?
Actually, I went to see Nakano-san's concert recently.
Morishi-ichiro?!
That's right!
I wanted to hear him sing live.
I went to see Nakano-san's concert.
His singing is great.
His way of expressing emotions is great.
But there are things you can't do in that place.
There is one thing you can't do in that place.
Swimming.
Let's see Morishi-san's swimming.
Maybe you go swimming in your daily life.
That's right!
I'm going to swim while listening to Morishi- ichiro.
Please watch this video.
This is not a video.
I could see that.
Good evening. I'm Morishi-ichiro.
Today, I received a request to see me swimming.
I'm going to swim now.
Was Morishi-ichiro this dark?
His back is burning.
You have to keep this face all the time.
That's right. This was difficult.
That's right. He's a swimmer.
Everyone!
Ready!
If Mori Shinjutsu-san swam, it would look like this.
You can't sing and dance at the same time
You can't
You don't look like it
You look like Endo
You can try Krohl too
Krohl is better
Do your best Mori Shinjutsu-san
Really?
You didn't look like it for a second
This song is cold
So it doesn't suit you
Mori Shinjutsu-san swam
Yes
You did well
Thank you
You're right
You can't sing and dance at the same time
You can't
I see. How was it?
Well, there was a momentary feeling.
For a moment, Morishin-san came out.
It was particularly good for the role.
How was it for you? You had to make that face until the end.
Well, I've been turning it for hours and hours, but there's always something that comes out.
I don't know the shape of my face anymore.
It will only come out in the future.
The Morishin-san you have is the Morishin-san you have when you sing.
The Morishin-san you have when you're swimming may be like that.
In that sense, it's super real.
Thank you.
Then, next is Hosei-san.
For me, it's this.
I see.
I've never seen Morishin-san's prank before.
That may be the case.
Because you're an idol, right, Neoki?
Seriously, now?
Yes, I want to see it.
Here it is.
Please watch this video.
Good evening. I'm Morishin-san.
Today, I have a request to see Neoki's prank.
I'd like to do it now.
Good morning.
Now, in this dark room,
Morishin-san is staying.
Here we go.
It's coming out.
He's sleeping soundly.
Look at this.
He left his costume off.
He doesn't wear it unexpectedly.
Maybe he left it as it is.
Let's wake up.
Can you do it?
Slowly, slowly.
Wake up slowly.
He is sleeping.
He is coughing.
Hotel pajamas.
He is tightly buttoned up.
He is really annoying.
It's a little dangerous, isn't it?
I can't rub my face.
I'd like to wake him up in one fell swoop.
Then...
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
Good morning.
It's an eye-opening prank.
Let's do it for real.
It's getting serious.
This face... This is different.
He's become a different person.
How was it?
When I was sleeping, I thought that it was okay.
But when I woke up, I felt different.
What do you mean by different?
When you woke up, you were like...
Did I sleep too much?
Sometimes you put in Mori's shift lever in a wrong place.
What is it? Shift lever?
If you do it for a long time, you won't be able to tell.
It's like this.
The first gear is like this.
And if you do it sideways, it's hard to shift.
It's fine if we don't do it.
For history's sake.
It's a lecture.
We don't ride that machine.
That's right.
We haven't said it yet.
Next request is Hamada-san.
For me, it's this.
I want to see it.
I wonder what kind of dance it is.
I wonder if it will make a voice.
I wonder what is scary in the first place.
Good evening, everyone. I'm MORI SHINICHI.
Today, I had a request to see where I was testing my guts.
This is the second floor.
I heard it was a very scary mansion.
It's the second day of filming.
I'm starting to get separated.
Is this the time you're talking?
But it's scary.
I'd like to go.
This angle is good.
It's a mysterious labyrinth.
I'm really scared of this.
I heard it was a really scary mansion.
It's scary.
I know it. It's definitely a scary mansion.
It's scary.
It's definitely a scary mansion.
You're making a face.
I wonder what I would do if I were MORI SHINICHI.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!
But you can go up here.
Look.
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
I can't stand it. It's not good here.
What is this?
Great.
This is Morishin's house.
Yes, it is.
It's good here.
This is the best place.
What is this?
When I came here...
This is...
Stay, stay, stay.
What are you doing?
It's shaking a lot.
Get in there!
I won't say that again.
This hallway is not good.
This is...
This is not good.
This hallway is very long.
- But... - There's a lot of snow here.
- I was scared.
- It's hard to take a step. - Well...
Well, it's a little late, but...
This guy was scary.
It's a musical instrument.
What's with this voice? It's scary.
- You don't know what's going on, do you? - No, I don't know what's behind me.
- Did you hear that, Eyan? - I heard it.
Did you hear it?
- It's already over. - It's over.
- It's no end. - It's no end.
- It's coming towards me. - It's scary.
- I'm sorry.
It suddenly came back.
- This is good. - This is good.
- "Earth, Air and Sky". - "Earth, Air and Sky" is good.
- I like that song.
It's a spring with nothing.
"Down The Cuny".
- How is it? - It comes out when you're about to die.
That's right.
No matter what you do or wait for it, you'll be surprised.
- The voice became a nuisance. - That's right.
- I wanted Mori-san to say that. - That's right.
I want you to think about it more for the second time.
What is it?
It's not over yet, but I want you to think about it more.
I'm still going, so the next request is also Mr. Tanaka.
Here you go.
Looking for real estate.
To be honest, I was surprised.
Looking for real estate?
Yes, I thought you might be able to see it close to the vineyard.
It's a place where only I can see.
Please take a look. Here you go.
Good evening, I'm Murray Shinichi.
Today, I had a request that I wanted to see where I choose real estate at a real estate agency.
I would like to show it in a special way.
Well, I'm going.
I came to a real estate agency in Yamanashi Prefecture.
I'm Murray.
Nice to meet you.
It's like a villa, isn't it?
Yes, it's like a villa.
The place where you can sing is nice.
It's a song.
Please wait a moment.
There is a place where you can see as much as Futabukken in this room.
This is a room where only seven rooms have been built in Japan so far.
The insulation is very good.
In this way, you can't see it in a real forest.
On the second floor, there are two bedrooms and a walk- in closet like this.
There is also a guest room.
I see.
Looking for real estate is the most difficult task.
It's the most difficult task so far.
It's a great price, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What about now?
In Yamanaka Prefecture...
Oh, in Yamanaka Prefecture...
What about now?
There is real estate.
Oh.
It's like a woman's dream.
I see.
It's obvious, isn't it?
It's obvious.
You're sick, aren't you?
Let's go to a real estate office in a resort mansion near Yamanaka Prefecture.
Yes, this is a resort mansion.
- It's 1606. - Yes.
- This is the best resort mansion here. - Yes, it is.
- It's spacious. - Yes, it is.
- It's great. - I think it's enough for a night out.
- Yes, it is. - Yes.
The living room is double-decker and it's spacious.
And the best part is the view from the living room.
- Wow. - That's right.
What a wonderful view of Mt. Fuji.
- It's amazing. - It's spectacular.
- Yes, it is. - It's beautiful.
It's magnificent.
On the right is Yamanaka Prefecture and on the left is Mt. Fuji.
- If you can enjoy this view alone... - It's hard.
- I think 8 million yen is a good deal. - Your face must hurt.
What do you think?
- Morita's eyes are sparkling. - Yes.
You have other songs, don't you?
You have a lot of hit songs.
Why do you choose only one song?
- That's not it. - That's not it.
- Yes. - That's it.
- I see. - You experimented.
- It was more natural... - Than ever.
I think it was more natural than ever.
I really like that prefecture and Mt. Fuji in front of me.
I really like it and I want to think about it.
As Endo or as Morita?
As Morita.
- As Morita. - No, as Endo.
- No, as Endo.
- Did Morita say that? - He said, "I'll think about it."
No, you're talking nonsense.
He said "I'll think about it."
I have one more request.
One more?
It's this prank.
This one.
Sexy prank.
I'd like to see it.
If Mori Shinji was pranked,
I think it would be a lot of money.
I don't think you can see it.
So I did it.
Good evening.
I'm Mori Shinji.
Today,
I have a request.
I'd like to see it.
I'd like to show it to you.
The first lesson is
approach.
It's about 35 degrees.
It's very difficult.
Let's do it.
It's not sexy.
I think it's good.
Don't approach.
I'd like you to ride it.
Okay.
Please wait.
It's difficult.
Thank you for your hard work.
Would you like something to drink?
I see.
Besides water,
there are other things.
Would you like water?
What do you have?
Well...
Tea, coffee,
sports drink,
and mineral water.
I don't have tea.
What would you like?
What are you looking at?
I don't know what you're looking at.
You're mean.
I don't know what you're looking at.
What is it?
Wow, nice one.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Thank you.
You're stupid.
You still have a lot of things on you.
Thank you.
Make sure you change the cup.
That's it.
Thank you for it.
Please wait here.
Thank you.
What is it?
If you're standing up, you must be tired.
Yes, you're right.
Thank you very much.
I played golf today.
Can you give me a hand massage?
Of course.
Excuse me.
What is it?
Doesn't it hurt?
Not at all.
What is it?
You're touching my feet.
What are you touching?
Stop it, you pervert!
Erimo's spring is a spring with nothing
That was Endo!
It's Endo!
It was a difficult part for us to watch
I don't know what happened
I don't know what kind of explanation that woman received
It's difficult, isn't it?
Because Mori-san is watching
Lastly, we would like to end this request with this song
Winter's Reveal
I want to say hello to her
This is the funniest part!
She should be sleeping in her room now
If I cry...
I'll put a radio on my window...
And let you listen to a big song...
That's a good song!
The American freight train...
Is coming with a tram...
You're getting better than before!
The American freight train...
Is coming with a tram...
You're getting better than before!
The more you're sad...
You're getting better than before!
Everyone...
Let's meet again...
If it's alright with you...
But in the middle of the song...
There's a little bit of Kei Shimura...
What kind of people will come in?