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I don't like anyone or anything at all
Matsumoto brought up his fear of closed shops
Let's look back on that project
What I hate the most is that love hotel sauna in Shinjuku
What are you talking about?
Love hotel sauna in Shinjuku
And a mysterious rumor
What is the truth?
So that you can talk to your lungs
Hey!
Don't say that!
The day Hamada met Ichiro
We were talking and he said "Oh no"
Ichiro said "Catch it" and hit him in the head
He recovered and came back
Wow
Moriman battle came back
If it wasn't for Gobo, I'd do anything
Gobo wasn't there
What are you talking about?
Run!
And the result is?
Mr. Matsumoto beat Hamada
I'm happy to meet you, Hamada
I gotta go
Ladies and gentlemen
Was there such an attack before?
Was there such an attack?
It's an attack when you're dancing
You've been saying "attack" in a loud voice
If you attack, you can live
Hamada is too scary
I have nothing to do with it
When I was about to drink water
It said "Mr. Hamada"
I drank it without knowing it
No, no, you can't drink it
You'd freeze
No, no
I don't know about that
It's just water
You don't have to drink water
It's fine but you don't have that kind of education
You only have Hamada's scary stimulation
You're being dragged in
I'm telling you, it's for your own good
You're in your 20s and 30s
Let's not talk about drinking water
It's fine, right?
How long are you going to make that face?
Do you want to die?
I don't like it
I want to be on TV a little bit
And be popular with these hostesses
I don't like that kind of TV man
He's too old
You too, Nakamura-san, right?
I'd like to see you
The one at Ebisu station
And one of them did like this
This is English, isn't it?
If you look at it vertically, you can't say it's bad luck
He was at the forefront of traffic lights
Because he's an adult
It's amazing
I want him to stop
Nakamura-san is fine now
He's fine now, right?
Why do you treat me like an adult?
I think it's better for you to introduce yourself
How have you been doing, Abina-san?
I went to Daicho Fiber three days ago
Really? I went to Daicho Fiber two months ago
With a dog?
With a dog
I see
How was it?
It had polyips
That happens
It makes you nervous, doesn't it?
Yes, it makes me nervous
But it seems like you don't have to take it off yet
Let's see how you're doing
And now it's over
I don't want to do that
Is it a test?
I don't like that
What do you mean you don't like it?
It's better for you to do it
It's a conclusion
What?
It's a conclusion
What do you mean it's a conclusion?
You should know it before you can do polyips
It's done!
It's a conclusion, so it's too late
But you can take it off, can't you?
No, it's fine
What?
I don't like that
I don't like it
I'll apply for it tomorrow or the day after
I think so, too!
I went to the hospital pretty soon
It's fine
You should do it on your head, too
It's better for you to do it
But I can't do it
I've said it many times
Because of polyips, I can't do pets anymore
I'm afraid of pets
I was fine until then
Can you play the video?
From now on, we will play a baseball game.
I will be a zombie and appear at the best timing.
This is Matsumoto's fear of soldiers.
Matsumoto measures the best timing in the dirt.
However!
The timing of the appearance depends on the outcome of the game.
29 minutes from the start of the game.
Matsumoto's fear of soldiers increases.
However!
To be honest, I didn't see it at the beginning of the game.
Me too.
I was very scared.
Of what?
Of soldiers.
As a result, Matsumoto missed the best timing and became afraid of soldiers.
Anyway, did you join because you wanted to be a zombie?
- Probably, yes. - That's what you're about to say.
As soon as I joined, I realized that I wasn't a zombie.
I was really scared.
It's not about my timing. I really wanted to join, but I had to endure it.
I was really scared.
I didn't want anyone to bite me.
I can't wear this.
- I can't wear this. - Seriously?
- I can't wear a CT scanner. - You joined because you wanted to be a zombie.
- Yes, it's a small place. - Yes.
- And you kissed an old woman, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- You can't laugh about it. - You can't laugh about it.
It's a different kind of trauma.
You were kissed by a dirty old woman.
It's a double tragedy.
Zombie
It happened in a hospital where you can't laugh about it.
I'm really scared.
While waiting for Matsumoto for an MRI scan...
A kid's favorite, an old woman's kiss.
You're really sticking out your tongue.
It's the last one.
This is a dream come true.
This is a dream come true!
I'm really regretting it.
Why did I do such a thing today?
Yeah, me too.
But you know, my car...
The one I'm driving right now...
It's a two-seater car.
It's narrow.
Sometimes, I'm like, "Huh? It's narrow."
And it makes me nervous.
I'm like, "No, no, no, no, no!"
And I'm like, "Hmm..."
And I start humming.
And I'm like, "I'm going to cheat."
But we're on the same page.
What I hate the most is...
That love hotel sauna in Shinjuku.
If I get locked up in there, it's over for me.
What are you talking about?
Love hotel sauna?
While you're waiting for the wind to stop at the love hotel...
You can go to the sauna.
Are you kidding me?
This is common, right?
No, it's not!
It's not!
Only about two people can go to the sauna.
If you think about it...
If you don't open the door...
It's close to 100 degrees.
And you can't even call for help at the love hotel.
If you die here, it's completely over for you.
He died at the love hotel sauna in Shinjuku.
He was waiting for the wind to stop.
If I get locked up in there, it's over for me.
But I couldn't eat burdock for a while either.
Seriously?
You can't eat it?
I don't like seeing it.
That's...
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
You couldn't eat it?
I really couldn't eat burdock at the time.
Then I'll ask you why it happened.
Why did it happen?
It's because burdock was fried for me.
We were playing against each other.
You were playing against me.
You said you didn't like it that much, but you kept playing against me.
I told the staff that I'd do anything if it wasn't for burdock.
I was really mad at you and Suga.
At the end of the game, you said you didn't like burdock.
You said you didn't like burdock.
I said I didn't like burdock.
You said you didn't like burdock.
Are you okay with it?
You just said it, didn't you?
That's right.
You just said it, didn't you?
It's a strange conversation.
I said it, didn't I?
I said it.
At the time...
It's fine as long as you have burdock in your mouth even if you didn't like it six years ago.
At the time...
Six years ago, you didn't like burdock.
I won't do anything now!
I won't do anything!
- You won't do anything? - I won't do anything!
It's fine if it's just one time.
Can we have you do it one by one?
- What are you talking about? - It's because Moriman's back hurts.
If someone else did it, it might not have hurt.
It's not because of the back.
No, no. What do you mean?
It's not because of the back.
It's because of Moriman's swing.
His left shoulder hurts.
If someone else did it, it might not have hurt.
It doesn't hurt at all.
Run!
Run again?
He really won't do it!
I'm sure there are other reasons too.
- I see. - There are many reasons.
- He really won't do it. - Let's do it together.
- Wait a minute. - It depends on the person.
- He won't do it. - That's right.
Wait a minute!
I don't know why.
I just got carried away by Matsumo-san's story.
I just got carried away and wanted to laugh a little.
I didn't think it would be such a big deal.
- It's not a big deal. - Wait a minute.
- What about a big deal? - No, no.
- With your head? - I'll hit you three times.
- You won't hit me. - I won't hit you.
I was tied up!
- You won't hit me. - I won't hit you.
I won't hit you.
No, we can't film that show.
It's not a show.
It's a traditional show.
We can't do that kind of reaction.
Mr. Hamada, you think it's funny?
We can't do that.
Mr. Yamaaki made it.
Mr. Yamaaki's son made it.
That's all we can do.
- He's only two years old. - He's only two years old.
- If we do it for a few more years... - If we do it for a few more years...
This is amazing!
The son is being filmed by Chono's son.
That's amazing!
It's touching!
Chono, is your son there?
- I think he's there. - I think he's there.
Can we decide without the rubber band?
Without the rubber band?
- Yes. - In the collagen hall.
No, we can't do that.
It'd be finished no matter how many times they asked for it.
Cheering for it?
Really?
Even if it costs us hundreds of millions yen, that's not possible, right?
That's $100,000
He'd pay you $100,000.
No way we'd do that for $130,000 in 30 minutes.
Absolutely.
We'd never do that for 30 minutes.
If you went and said that Mr. Yamaki paid him $100,000 in Kagashi,
we wouldn't pay you.
- That's right. - If you did it for $100,000...
We'd never do it.
It's funny.
Yamaoka is great.
He went there for free.
Free!
It's funny.
He paid for it and gave it to me.
He went there for free.
I see.
It's moving.
He went there for free.
Ichiro Gekirei Moto
Yahoo! News reported this article.
May I read it?
Yes.
Hamada-san.
Downtown Hamada has Ichiro Gekirei Moto.
Gekiro... Ah, it's not Gekiro.
Gekiro...
Ichiro and...
Gekiro...
Gekirei and Ichiro are mixed up.
Gekiro...
It's the opposite.
The opposite.
You are red. Your face is red, Tanaka-san.
I will be red. I will be red.
Gekiro...
I said Gekiro.
I saw it, Hamada-san.
I saw it, too.
I saw it on the Internet.
You are red. Go away.
Forget Gekiro. Forget Gekiro. Gekiro.
It's a shock.
Gekiro...
It's Ichiro.
Gekiro...
Suzuki Gekiro.
It's Ichiro.
Gekiro...
The team is new.
That's right.
Come and visit us.
That's what people said.
And pience came today.
So we went and played in a pitch playground.
That's all.
So you are the number one reason for wanting one mile.
I want a mile.
If you work, you get paid.
I said it before, at the end of the year.
Thanks to that, I'm doing well.
Thanks to that.
At the end of the year.
It's a mile.
It's all connected here.
It's connected here.
It's amazing.
I thought so.
I got a mile.
A mile is amazing.
That's what it is.
I don't have it.
By the way, did you know that Ichiro-san watched "Gaki"?
"Gaki" is...
I've seen almost all of the DVDs.
From the ones Matsumoto-san releases.
I've seen all of them.
But only "Baseball Talk" is on TV.
That's right.
You hit people's heads right away, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
You say "yes, yes, yes", but...
You can't beat Ichiro, can you?
I... I did.
I don't know.
When did you go to Ichiro-san?
"Higashino" and "Gobugobu" were played in Osaka.
At that time, Kamedo went to Kobe's pitch.
A friend of mine, Hoshino, a former pitcher...
Oryx is now a coach.
He was pitching like this in Burbe.
No, no, Nobu, you're wrong. What are you doing? Come on!
The catcher was pitching like this.
Higashino said "Wait, wait, wait, wait!"
No, no, no, no, no!
He ran and ran.
Ichiro was the catcher.
We didn't ask for it.
He was coming with his own training.
Well, it was a prank.
It was a prank for us.
"Wow!" He came back and said "No, no, no, no!"
He went and hit me and came back.
What are you doing, man?
I didn't say anything at all.
I hit my head and it rotated like "goro, goro, goro",
and it came back like "goro, goro, goro", and it came back like this.
Wow!
He kept doing it for a couple of times and said "goro, goro, goro",
and I couldn't say a word until the end.
That's amazing.
Well, that's that.
Oh, Masumoto-san.
Yes.
Let me say something.
It's Masumoto-san's Twitter, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Stop it, you.
Let me take a look at your Twitter.
Oh, what is it?
There was an article like this.
May 4th
It's Masumoto-san's Twitter.
Abdominal muscle, thoracic muscle, upper arm bicep muscle, I can even talk to the abdominal muscle now.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, I'm telling you!
But!
What do you mean?
No one can talk to this muscle!
No, of course!
You tweeted this.
This is like a person's diary, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Without my refusal,
I'm revealing this show without permission.
I feel like Anne of Frank.
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
It's a hot topic.
What does it mean?
Yes, it is.
Well, it's a little...
It's hard to understand.
I don't like it.
No, no, no!
Don't do that!
Yes.
By moving your brain,
you can move your muscles.
What?
You can connect your brain and muscles.
What?
I just thought of it.
You just thought of it.
It's like...
Like your chest?
Yes, for example, like this.
So, moving my left hand like this
also connects with my brain.
Yes, it does.
The same phenomenon happens to muscles, of course.
Nerves...
So, if I try to move this muscle,
I can move it.
If I tell my brain to move it,
it's getting bigger and bigger.
Oh!
So you can talk about it?
So I can talk about it with my muscles.
But I can't talk about it with anyone.
That's what it is.
Yes, that's what it is.
Yes, we don't know about it.
Yes, that's what it is.
We don't know about it.
But it's a very deep story.
Well...
But it's a very deep story.
When you say you can talk about it...
Yes, yes.
Hey, Matsumoto, what's wrong?
Well...
You said you can talk about it, didn't you?
Yes.
You said you can talk about it, didn't you?
Well...
Can I say something?
Well...
I'm being told to explain what I wrote on Twitter like this.
I'm being tortured.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Well, everyone.
Yes.
We're filming this program on May 13th.
It's May 13th.
But two days ago...
Yes.
You know what day it is, don't you?
Yes.
Do you know?
It's May 11th, two days ago.
Was it Mother's Day?
Yes, it was.
Last week.
It was Sunday.
Yes, it was Sunday.
It was 10th.
Yes, it was 10th.
Are you kidding me?
No!
Do you know?
You say it.
You say it!
Why?
You're crazy!
It's Hamada-san's 50-year-old birthday!
Here you go.
Thank you.
It's a cake.
Thank you.
Congratulations!
That's it for today.
How many times has it been?
It's been 26 times.
Who said it?
It must be Mr. Yagami's kindness.
Yes.
He said he wanted to end it with me.
I see.
Is it your 50th or 52nd birthday?
It's my 52nd.
I didn't think this day would come.
Really.
Please think about it.
I think it will come.
You are the minister of heaven.
Even if you feel dark,
you can't help it even if you sink.
Why do you feel dark?
You all look dark.
Even if you feel like that,
you can't help it.
Mr. Hamada.
Happy birthday.
Isn't it weird?
You always cheer me up.
You always sink.
Come here.
You are scary, sir.
We can't keep you there.
Please leave.
What are you doing?
Well...
It's my work.
Again?
You always do it.
It's my work.
Then...
Mr. Hamada.
Hamada.
It will be over very soon.
"Da" is fine?
"Da" is fine.
"A" is for "Sakubun" "Mata" (again)
You always say "Kissun" "Ah" "I" "U" "E" "O"
"Da" is fine? "Da" is fine?
"Ha" is for "hatsuratsu" "Ma" ...and "da" for "dive"
I'm 52 years old now and I'm a decent human being
Nice to meet you Hamada and Satoshi
I'm going back
Hamada and Satoshi are going back
Thank you so much
Thank you for watching
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